scran edition
well lads? template: https://smstone0.github.io/#/uk-map
>>221097046porke
>>221097046porke in his next jeans
I invented that gimmick btw
>>221097018Based biology edition
>>221097051
might make an hour long /brit/ iceberg videowhat would be at the bottom layer
So is 190cm spainlad?
not seeing any of these posts you lads are talking about :\ you tried using filters?
>>221097094Matthew Zazueta
who is this "catberg" character?
>>221097100Can'tI'm ban evading on mobile you see
>>221097034also 190
>>221097094glodthe global gorpheus theorysacked tranny backshots video lost media
>>221097109demon
>>221097094something about rorke or 190
thats leftymong done
a pica vida picWere any clicked? Well, no, all three were NOT clicked!
furniture?
Mental how the peak Timmy era was 2016 and that was ten years ago
>>221097150My nightmare
>>221097145that's gotta smart
slew of dogshit posts just now
>>221097133rorke is entry level stuff
>>221097103Genuinely forgot about him
>>221097137imagine the state of the lad that sat down and decided to draw this
>>221097094The Raped Rorke Theory Canslad's Basilisk Double Ghostposting Juicemong terrorism charges
>>221097168not even a second into the advert and you already thought about racemixing ffs get a hold on yourself
>>221097080vile little toadyou weren't even invited to participateoff with you
>>2210970942012 proto /brit/ threadsmoni waterpark child abuse scandaldeath of ulster77th brigade raids during the southport riots
hit women on the head with hammers
>>221097094heatherpaedo is SmartSchoolboy theory
>>221097094need to get to the bottom of why he walks towards the camera
>>221097211those are all entry leveli was thinking it should be about 190 making the first ever /brit/ and creating his own dollhouse
>>221097191grow up mate that the L
>>221097197it’s in reference to this you muppet
>>221097051Probably not 100% accurate but close enough
>>221097094need some retro /brit/ gimmiques too
190 hasn't posted here in years
>that the L
just went digging through the freezer and found an unopened bag of dino nuggetswere so fucking back
>>221097194go outside mate this isnt normal
>>221097240yes i know you mong and the original post is implying that companies push racemixing are you a retard
Mark from Jersey getting arrested on terror charges and getting off because he was autisticthat was classic
>>221097255I'm disabled
>>221097222scream
>>221097269that was 12 years ago mate...please see a doctor
>>221097269>getting off because he was autisticI don’t remember this bitDid he get house arrest
got the room to 23% humidity with the dehumidifer, dont think ill get any lower
BREAKING: I am taking a huge stinky shit
gymtoil complete
>>221097279I was a wee sapling at uni spending my days wanking and reading /brit/ and /epl/I now masquerade as an actual person
>>221097294utterly mind numbing post fucking hell.
>>221097276he lowkirkuinely gives off the same energyand heatherpaedo is in his 50s which is what smartschool boy is rumoured to bethe rabbit hole goes deep
nudge units activated
rorke asking the gas and electric man if he paints warhammer figurines too
>>221097263there are two possibilities why a lot of adverts show mixed couples >trying to cast a wider net, attracting more costumers to their service or productwhich just doesn’t work since most, overwhelming majority, or couples are not mixed so there’s no sense of relatability, which they most definitely know >they trying to promote different lifestyles, partners, i.e nudgewhich seems nutty, but who the hell knows what happens behind the scenes it’s just funny to me that ikea did the actual meme
>>221097312
>>221097329oh my days sven
OCD has destroyed his life
>>221097322does have the same slighly sinister vibe
these niggas debating an ikea advert
>>221097346KTIMing 3 times then washing my hands
ziedbelg sponsors are actually real and they pay him to make bbc posts
Anxiety is sending an email and then not checking your email for 3 days because you're scared of seeing the reply.
>>221097329Get a life Sw*de
Think of others as angel, justify their mistakes and weaknesses and only condemn yourself as the worst of all
>>221097324What does this mean yodie
>>221097341>>221097377it’s the truth
>>221097346
brit personality youd be most comfortable leaving your children unattended with?for me its mousey just because hes the only one i reckon wouldnt immediately try to rape them
>>221097346He is an absolutely weird OCD freak
what was the last book you read and how long ago was it?
get to work rorke
>>221097407>leaving your kids with a man known as the 'mousenonce'
rorke awarded antisemite of the week
Obsessive compulsively wanking my cock
>>221097407Ian
>>221097432never seen him post anything noncey except towards horses
>>221097448no that would be leftypol, took up the mantle just a few months ago and still going strong
posted a mid woman award
>>221097407Rorke
>>221097477Wife material
>Hundreds of police launch dawn raid at Islamic religious group's secretive HQ over allegations of sexual abuse, modern slavery and forced marriage>Ahmadi Religion of Peace and Lightmad that we just let them buy grade 2 listed buildings so they can form rape compounds on british soil
don't think I've ever seen a BAME bloke bouldering. the last safespace for rorkes
>>221097505bit islamophobic of the police
Doctor just put a stomach down my throat
>>221097407genuibely not a single current one, they're all freaks
>>221097502A German prostitute is wife material?
>>221097505how do you know they are not british ahmadis? let's not jump to conclusions
>>221097505The AROPL blends tenets of Shia Islam with conspiracy theories about the illuminati and aliens controlling US presidents.Mr Hashem has told his followers that he can make the Moon disappear, and uses YouTube and TikTok to attract new members. He and his followers all wear black beanie hats.The raids came after a woman in March made allegations this year of rape and sexual abuse while part of the Ahmadi religion in 2023.mental
>>221097407Rorke or Dogshit Zinger Ombudsman
>>221097505im still unsure why leftypol worships these people
>>221097559actually sounds quite based
>>221097596does it yeah
>>221097407racismlad because I know he'd protect my aryan offspring
where the fuck are the toilers and the normoids? why is the thread still so shit and full of jobless, doss, dull cunts?
>>221097596Doesn't really though does it
>>221097505hilarious thing about this is that Ahmadis are considered the "good" muslimsThey believe that in the 19th century there was this nigga named Mirza Ghulam Ahmad from Pakistan and he was the REAL final prophet, and Muhammad was actually the penultimate prophet.They're persecuted extremely harshly for this (5% of Pakistan's population) and have to sign some sort of contract swearing that Ahmad wasn't a real prophet if they want permission to go to Mecca. They aren't even permitted to call themselves muslim.Whenever there's some terrorist attack they're always the first ones out condemning it and saying sowwy.Funny that deep down they're the same as the rest of the muslims.
just put 400 million dino nuggets in the oven
>>221097619paki historian ova here
>>221097613Working.
>>221097632can i have one
Me fetching the scran from the fridge.
>>221097619Yeah? Really? Right then*Turns around and finds someone else to talk to*
>>221097631screamign
>>221097596Maybe if you're a nonce
just full of fucking dross, some of the most tedious, boring blather ever committed to the internet, emanating from the most boring, lifeless, wilfully pig ignorant, terminally online morons one can imagine
>>221097631Bruh
your body is a sunderland
>>221097668enough about your posts lad
>>221097648no!
>>221097662looks like cillian murphy
>>221097678how original
>>221097080I went to Scotland as a kid. Glasgow and Edinburgh and the countryside but I don't remember exactly where so i've left it blank.
/brit/, meet Rorke.Rorke, meet /brit/.
>>221097631:(
>>221097662disgusting whore
>police raid an Islamic slave cult in Crewe>Black schizo stabs Jews in London >Transpires some shady russian was paying for the attacks on Starmers propertySolid day for the news cycle
>>221097668
>>221097699right well thats some bloody strange kind of beast isnt it
>>221097710foreigners are destroying this nation. quite sickening
>>221097662need that wobbly bum on my face
>>221097668Won't fuck off though will you
You guys have Ricky Gervais reddit humour
>>221097738thanks :)
>>221097738
>>221097738so much this
Love sleeping. Love snoozing. Love dossing around. Love doing nothing.
>>221097751Retard
>>221097754whys he a vampire then
>>221097761we dont sign our posts around here mate
>>221097762He's got bigger chebs than she does
>>221097762Moments before
>>221097762
>>221097721https://nitter.net/CourtNewsUK/status/2049489505078448391Sink your teeth into this
>>221097797rorke unmasked
>>221097779sent that abo wog straight to lumbridge
bouncing on a bbc dildo at 4089624369846938649 mph
get the pawgs posted
>>221097797
>>221097814part and parcel
Guardian doing everything it can possibly do to avoid mentioning Islam in its article on the Crewe slave cult lol
>>221097826
Rorke styling his hair with dog poo
>>221097814i hope they enjoy their hefty suspended sentence and £500 fine
>>221097814Leftypol will see this and say "yeah well what about the krays"
>>221097738reddit hates ricky gervais
rorke wheelin up de bumbaclart
>>221097852Genuinely bizarre how dishonest leftists are
oh hi mark
>>221097852They’re not Islamic tho?
Mental health illnesses I’ve suffered:DepressionAnxietyAddictionDrug misuseDepersonalisationParanoiaSchizophrenia (induced by drugs)Suicidal thoughtsPsychosis
In one sentence, why's this site dying
what brit quotes or brit-isms are in your head daily?
droning on about pakis again are we
100 times Britain was a benchod
>>221097821corrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>221097797channelling his inner medieval lady
>>221097921name 1
>>221097821
couldn't stop thinking about getting home and having a wank in toil today
>>221097909>More than 500 officers took part in raids at three addresses, as part of an investigation of the group in Crewe called the Ahmadi Religion of Peace and Light (Arpol), started by followers of Shia Islam at the start of the century
>>221097920won't catch me doing this
>>221097909They're an offshoot of Shia IslamThey're Islamic to the degree that Jehovah's Witnesses are ChristianIn other articles about Christian derived cults they mention Christianity front and centrehttps://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/oct/15/shincheonji-church-doomsday-cult-universities-australia-ntwnfb
>>221097949creating you lot
It's a terrorist attack when they stab JewsIt's a mental health crisis when they stab whites
>>221097959
>>221097921Roar
>>221097958that's a bbbbbbw
right well thats crude oil at 105 dollars a barrel
>>221097982we were great though
>>221097914changing internet demographics, old userbase who largely outgrow it, no longer 'culturally relevant' online for edgy little shits i.e. superceded by twitter etc, schizos run riot thanks to no poor moderation, run its course, exclusivist, boring, very clearly becomes a crutch for a lot of people who ruin their livesif you were a teenager who found the site what the fuck would make you stay here besides anonymity
>>221097814god imagine getting yelled at and roughed up by a bunch of tall muscular cops and then they put you in handcuffs. how awful
>>221098032why he kinda...
>>221097959why were you thinking about having a wank in toil?
>>221098032Anyone have the Bradley version of this?
>>221098027that good or bad
>>221098030dad stop
>>221098075Dont worry kitten
radicalised goon squads
>>221098072
>>221098099what ethnicity is she actually?
>>221097094bottom layer in such videos is always just some boring one off gimmicks I always skip that. the most interesting stuff is on the second-third to last layer
thumbnail genuinely made me sad :(
>>221098041Damn
>>221098041pretty succinct yeah just no energy behind this site anymore. moderation is MIA take one look at the soyjak wiki and you can see how much passion they have for their autistic lil site, mods all do amas and post regularly etc
Up the rah
Well white women bums are getting bigger aren't they
>>221098163>>221098163>>221098163New
>>221098098ok yay
>>221097914quite literally every board has a cohort of schizophrenic things that just spam threads they dont like while the mods do nothing about it
>>221098066lots of women in the office
>>2210979142016 and it's consequences were a disaster for this community
4 likes on tinderi've got 4 likes on tinder4 likes on tiiiiiiinder
>>221098153sharty is just a dumb fork for mostly the same problems, idk how they arent yet bored of their wojaks but once they are itll just be the same thing
>editiom
>>221098099very rapeable woman
>>221098041Edgy little shits mostly siphoned off to altchans then kiwifarms and the sharty long ago
>>221098209should have just went to the disabled toilet and cranked the hog
Sir Shrivelled SWC
>>221098145sir video essay
>>221098216:3
Alysa Liu is sculpted for BWC
>>221098316gp
>>221098316want to fuck her racoon holes while she makes racoon noises then spunk on her feet so badly
>>221098344Would kiss her tenderly
>>221098344>>221098359would spunk on her feet then lick it off
>>221098344Right
>>221098316 ure sculkptued for inceldom
she's mid
>>221098344>>221098395
indian porn-addict hour
mad how the children of AMWF matches are always so happy and bubbly but WMAF are bitter and resentfulwhy is that
>>221097054he not allowed
>>221097018
>>221098452
>>221098449Cherrypicked
I am a racist homophobic incel
>>221098487ʰᵉ ᵒᵗ ᵃˡˡᵒʷᵉᵈ
might eat an extremely unhealthy meal and then shit it out as diarrhoea immediately afterwards
>>221098449list 5 examples
>>221098487>>221098516heh :D
>>221098545well, rorke's all smiles
>>221098545happy fella
>>221098545Put Rorke down
Up there with one of my more stressful days at my current toil Fear tomorrow might be similar!
Oops I thought it said 300 silly me x
>>221098545rorke looking suave
I am a raging cock slut faggot
>>221098612Prove it
>>221098612Got a t shirt that says this
>>221098612
>>221098620tim ejaculating onto the kitchen floor
>>221098620Why haven't we euthanized this specimen yet?
>>221098666ffs mad eme think of that too
>>221098675Contributed more to our society than you ever have
leftypol delighted that his swamp arse is naturally lubricated for jamals cock
こんにちは、私はここでうんちをしてそのことを話します、そして私はここでジャンクフードをたくさん食べます。私は本物のフラグのためにVPNを使用しています
anyone got that photo of tims spunking cock?
Employed Woman is typing...
>>221098704Watashi wa gay porn shimasu
>>221098696Doubt it, I'm on £92K a year and don't claim anything off the state
>>221098742Right what job do you do to earn that much?
>>221098742Course you are
We'd to buy a new white shirt and new grey skinny chinos
>>221098781>chinos2012 calling
>>221098776rorke and rorkes mum
>>2210987811985
>>221098776Rorke and his son Roke
>>221098776rorke's da with rorke
欧米では、これは『GOYSLOP』と呼ばれている。
>>221098758Knew I'd get some cunt like you. Here you go, monthly payslip, I'm sure you can multiply 7702.50 by 12 to work out my annual salary
>>221098704うんち上手いね
why does paint smell so bad. don't know how people paint for a living i would die
Any aryan beasts in?
watashi wa gorri sorroppu desu
my rather dismal attempt at chillin dogs
>>221098843well done mate*wanks you off*
>>221098878elton john intestinal parasites
>>221098878Jesus Christ, Elton n all that
>>221098878ELTON
well, thats poothats a poodog
>>221098878looks like elton john pulled in the curry house
>>221098878why are they on a velvet blanket
>>221098878the most elton a scran has ever looked
goy soroppu kimoi whale san umai desu ne
right well that's poo
Feeling second hand stress on behalf of my boss's boss
>>2210987046時は夕方だけどこんばんわのほうが正しいと思う郷に入っては郷に従えってやり直して
>>221098878elton john on the vindaloo
Sup toadie
/brit/, do you remember what day it is tomorrow?
>>221098906nanbergs dining table cover
you're supposed to say elton when it's white you idiots that could be anyone's poo
gay porn blast
>>221098950its a natural development to the gimmick you autistic cretin
rorke on rorke violence
>>221098950not buying it elton lad
>>221098978>>221098978
bring back white elton john dog poo I say
>>221098942don't use your nan's tablecloth to eat liquid poo in a bun
>>221098964removes the joke aspect you utter spastic
>>221098878elton is clearly having a dry spell
shall be farting my arse to bits any minute now
>>/y/3090697>>/y/3090697>>/y/3090697
Saw a couple of lovely dogsWould have loved to have taken a photo of them but perhaps that would have been weirdSort of all tall and slender like whippets but bigger and really hairy
>>221099066>/y/not a chance
