Wankard Pooser editiom
>>221098163Wells to Orwell to Ronald Knox, Huxley, Golding, Dahl, Jobling's fictions, Enid Blyton, Shakespeare's plays, Iain M. Banks, Horowitz, Tolkien's tales, Lewis, Doyle, Carroll, Adams, Stevenson, Agatha, Dickens, Clarke, Clarke again, Clarke once more, Essays on Newton, Faraday, Russell, Wittgeinstein, Hume... library was stocked with countless more mystery books, SF material, autobiographies, encyclopedias, and something like 'material references' for trains and ships. Everything from the English man. All those compositions and essays throughout school. The organized education system, cracking into games earlier than most other peoples.Many thanks for all the above.Hope you someday build those tunnels or bridges to Ireland and significantly expand your HSR/Freight systems stretching from Porthgwarra to Duncansby Head and then St John's point.Also, please do allow me to state this: your fundamental error as a people was twofold: a, contact with the people of Cain and formalizing their nations proper, then b, failing to make best during Colonial period. With a, you gave birth from them India, in-subsequence, Bangladesh and Pakistan. Failing to create proper demarcations in the north east of that first state to proclaim transparently for the world a boundary between Cain and Orient has led to several thousands of the Tibetan spawn therein being raped and decapitated by the idolatrous Satanic Hindu nationalist. Everyday in the news, some Chinese looking woman and whatever traditions her people might've preserved are all gang raped and destroyed thanks to the borders you drew up in your lust crazed chase of Qing China. You failed to understand the significance of curating independence there. And you failed the earth by establishing for them the people of Cain a solid, re-realized collective identity behind which they could rally and multiply. In effect, you raised a brother of the devil and brought it to the forefront of earth.
>>221100379Ultimately, for every rape that occurs in north east India, so will one occur in your nation as Divine Punishment. As you can imagine, there's lots of gang rapes.With b, now, you failed to secure Madagascar, Namibia, Angola and Mozambique, leaving the South African nation to blatant susceptibility from the roamers up north. Everything in South Africa's nearing proximity should've been completely secured, with Madagascar prioritized as a helicopter vassal to launch control given the sea would permit no real interference, analogous to how the US used Japan against Korea and Vietnam; you, likewise, could've effectualized Madagascar as the point of 'monitoring' safety for the Southern State. You failed. And today, South Africa's a shithole.
>>221100379>>221100606Start a blog you boring cunt
Wahey
>>221098163
pretty sure the new girl fancies me
Remember that episode of Only Fools and Horses when Uncle Albert ran away from home That's like what 190 did to us...........
>>221103154least delusional bri tposter
>>221100606The betrayal of the Boers was shocking.
>>221103154'
you a noir man or a westerns man?
>>221103180
The evening scrannage
>>221103225spaino, what the fuck, tongue?
fukken reet we do budand if the canucks make the play-offs ill fukken jump in the lake
>>221103093um hi
>>221103167>keeps coming to me specifically for advise/help>lingering eye contact>seems to get a bit nervous/flustered talking to me>offered to share her lunchI could go on
>>221103272erm hello can i help you?
>>221103281>>221103281>>221103281New when ready
>>221103225>Efesbasedeverything else is slop though and you're probably fat
>>221103233
>>221103297Post a selfie
Playing cyberpunk 2077, they really made it so much better compared to the release
>>221103283we are possibly near each other :3
*gulps loudly*Uh oh!!
got the 1 Hour of 60s Brazilian Doomer Music - Part 4 on. feeling wistful, contemplative. pre-summer vibe
how to scam retarded goyim in 2026 updated method
might be the efesmaybe the mythoswatered down so they're both still a ripoff
>>221103295>you're probably fatWhere do you think you are
mental how quickly that stabbing in north london was declared a terrorist incident
need arsenal and athletic banned from football
profoundly mentally ill young man
ENOUGH!! I hate when people think Im a monster when they find out I have aspd
>>221103297ruh roh
>>221103313yes, because you're probably in stockportthere's four of us in stockport
>>221103348madrid or bilbao
2025-26>Income tax: £12,361.20>National Insurance paid: £3,229.67>Student Loan payments: £2,917.00>Total STOLEN from me: £18,507.87genuinely why have any ambition at all for anythinginsanity
>>221103354he's profoundly mentally illHE'S PROFOUNDLY MENTALLY ILL
>>221103354*looks up from my darkened grubby hole and squeals in surprise, fear, and shock*
2025-26>Income tax: £12,361.21>National Insurance paid: £3,229.68>Student Loan payments: £2,917.01>Total STOLEN from me: £18,507.88genuinely why have any ambition at allfor anythinginsanity
>>221103376life isnt a film you're not the main character ambition doesnt exist shut up and pay your taxes you arent le wolf of wall street lmao
>>221103304
time to get rich and never work again
>>221103372both, just to be sure
>>221103392alright i screamedit's subtle enough that it's funny
>>221103392and your take home pay?
>>221103354Who, me?
>>221103392cough up pay piggy
>>221103392It's not right
employed woman anal creampie
>>221103437funny looking girl
Whenever you look at/want to read any technical books a bit above your IQ range do you also get a raging insecurity that you don't deserve to read said book and are just wasting your time?
>>221103367nevermind
>>221103405
>>221103455no i'm not a literal woman
>Income tax: £12,361.20didn't even conver one neetgod, work harder
>>221103455i become angry and confused before returning to the safety of cans and footy
A black girl liked me on tinder. time to delete the app
>girl at toil said I look like a rat last week, completely unprovoked>casually brought it up to hr woman at lunch and she said she was just having a laughreckon HR only works one way between the genders then
im a freakim a weirdo
zoomers can't read any book at all who are you kidding they get their information from wogs on tiktok and its literally always incorrect
They increased my Aripiprazole again because I shouted at patients, slammed my door and punched a patients door. Might as well lobotomise me at this point
glod
>>221103498grass
No worries at all! Glad work is going well. Uni has been a madness but finally seeing light at the end of the tunnel lol. Definitely come over Friday when you're free, I’ll have a bottle of wine (or her drink of choice) waiting. Can't wait to see you xxasked ai how to respond to a girl i like and this is what i saidfeel like it woudl give her the ick>>221103455no books above my iq range mate
>>221103437I love dusky short haired vaguely ethnic women
>>221103452more your type of girl
>>221103524funny looking lad
>>221103521brilliant post
>>221103524French boys are so zesty x
>>221103521
>>221103463
not really on is it
middle-aged indian lady at toil is quite pretty and she has a nice big bum and wide hips but her hands literally look like monkey hands
>>221103513mental cunt
>>221103524CWLTSHC
sorry guys, late tea today! getting it ready now!
>>221103513have you considered not being a worthless piece of shit?
>>221103559sceeming
>>221103233>>221103304>>221103405>>221103463>>221103559You're so unwell. Please see a doctor, you're destroying your life.
>>221103455Never found anything above my IQ so no I haven't sorry x
>>221103496they seem to like gingers
poo for tea x
told dadberg that east africans are a lot more attractive than west africans and he called be blind because they look the samewho do you agree with lads?
fuck me, this match is shit
>>221103524seen her tiny shrunken penislooked like a homunculus
>>221103591
mad how much better short hair looks on women
Jack Roworth
Why this is the move: The "xxx": Keeps your usual rhythm and shows you're keen. The "Just head over": It’s a very "London" way of being casual about a late-night hook-up vibe. It sounds relaxed but intentional. "Get the drinks in": It gives her a reason to show up and makes it feel more like a "date at home" than just a late-night summons.
>>221103233>>221103304 >>221103405 >>221103463 >>221103559 These are so ducking funny Please keep them coming mate x
*puts my thinking hat on*
>>221103575>>221103587I’ve got a personality disorder, it’s hard to keep composed when I’m badly triggered
>>221103566me when the telly is on standby>>221103600me when I try to light a match and it won't light
If you want to keep it cool, confident, and low-pressure, just stick to the plan.Try this:"Haha no worries. I’ll be back and sorted by 9:30 so just head over then. See you then xxx"Why this hits the mark: Matches her "around on frid" energy: It’s purely logistical but still friendly. Removes the "needy" vibe: "See you then" is a casual statement of fact rather than an expression of excitement. The "xxx": Maintains your usual style and keeps the flirtatious undertone without you having to say it out loud.
VARsenal;)
>>221103599him because i have no idea what type of african you've posted there
reckon I will amount to nothing more than a job 1 quid above minimum wage, should probably break up with the gf now to stop holding her back x
>>221103631if i ever meet you im battering the fuck out of you
>>221103636
why do boomers think shagging is so easy?
>>221103652>>221103601>>221103524What's her name
30 year gilts at 6%We’re fucked aren’t we?
>>221103666she'll take care of youx
>>221103599I think you're both equally correct and wrong
take the piss
>>221103697many other nations are fuckedbritain is raped, gaped, and fraped
>>221103696gregory
>>221103688done him to be fair
>>221103688go to a nightclub lad x
She’s not wrong
>>221103698would probably break up with me when she realises it in a few yearsx
>>221103667>*dodges all your punches*>*lands overhand counter right straight on your chin*Nothin’ personnel
>>221103671roar
>>221098163test
>>221103554imagine yamming on her minge wit the bossa nova on, warm night, windas open, breeze rolling in
>>221103732cunts fighting his psyche again (and losing, again)
>>221103671
Good.
/brit/, do you remember what day it is tomorrow?
>>221103697What's a gilt?
mental i've never been to essex or cambridgeshire
I love going up to the young innocent looking teenage cashier and doing this. You just know she’s going to rub herself silly thinking about it in the evening
>>221103763no what spsecila bout tomorrow
>>221103554literally how i dress to go collect my giro
>>221103696Yw nigga
>>221103726british chuddette gf with big eyes and big teeth 2026
>>221103763A DUD?!?!
>>221103775Never been to London me
Post a ponyPost two
>>221103763hitlers bday?
>>221103795you cannot post the ponies
Anyone else never say please or thank you. I did it at McDonald’s and they got so salty
>>221103804boy are you gonna be embarrassed when someone tells you
1. The Arrival (The "Greeting")Skip the formal "friend" hug or the awkward kiss on the cheek. The Move: Go for a warm, lingering hug. When you pull back, stay in her personal space (keep your hands on her waist or arms) for a second, look her in the eyes, and give her a quick, soft kiss on the lips. Why: It sets the "we are more than friends" tone immediately so there’s no confusion. It’s a "welcome back" kiss, not a full make-out session.2. The Transition (Catching Up)Don’t jump straight into making out on the sofa five minutes after she walks in. You want to build a bit of tension first. The Catch-up: Sit close on the sofa—close enough that your legs are touching. Talk for about 20–30 minutes. Ask her about work or the "uni madness" she mentioned. Physical Touch (Kino): While you’re talking, use light touch. Touch her arm when she says something funny, or brush her hair back. If she responds well (leans in, maintains eye contact, touches you back), the green light is on.3. The Escalation (The Make-out)Wait for a "lull" in the conversation—one of those comfortable silences where you’re both just looking at each other. The Signal: If she’s looking at your lips or holding eye contact, just stop talking, lean in, and go for it. The Timing: Usually, after one drink is the sweet spot. It’s enough time to shake off the "I haven't seen you in a while" awkwardness but fast enough to keep the Friday night energy high.
>>221103784>following>one of 4,000I can find you
>>221103808it's not allowed
*moves closer to the thread*
>>221103804It's the day he died.
>>221103808I also cannot ban evade or post the early news And yet...
lovely REAL women > smelly fake 'women'
>>221103832nope pale as can beshe's non white tho
>>221103832
>>221103823My username starts with T
>>221103804the day when he blew his brains out
We at /brit/ will be holding a minute's silence for Adolf Hitler at 14:18 tomorrow afternoon.
>>221103767A bond issued by the British government. They were initially issued with a gold border around the edge, hence the name gilt edged securities, or gilts. The American equivalent would be treasury bills or t-bills. Canada pays less than 4% for 30 year bonds
>>221103852no we aren't
>>221103850was actually murdered on the orders of martin bohrmann
>>221103832screamo
https://cfnmtoob.com/video/street-cfnm-5-1209.htmlfind this rly hot ngl
>>221103852am i supposed to know who that is?who's that pokemon ass nigga
>>221103697Why?
>>221103832fart shrieking
>>221103856*YAWNS LOUDLY* Yeah is that right mate? Wow *walks away and talks to someone else*
damn bruh, zoomers actually starting to get old, niggas pushing 30 now
>>221103878^.^
Want to visit Tokyo but all the other westerners there just ruin the experience. I want to see real Japanese people and their culture
>>221103881The Great OneThe Man Against TimeThe Lightning and the SunWotan RebornThe FührerThe Austrian PainterAdolf Hitler
listening to umamusume music
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2748754537do you think this girl is trans? she's pretty fit tho
*smears poo across my top lip*adolf shitler
>>221103920is he ok?
>>221103920
>>221103910Do you eat meat?
>>221103880john mcafee slamming my head against the wall
Rorke walking into the room and spontaneously combusting
dont think ill be watching that cheers
>>221103920>>221103934He’s fine, he’ll just wake up with a little headache
Fabio wardley, bit zesty
someone felt left out trying to ruin the thread for everyone
>>221103920how it feels to be a sensitive young man in 2026
Just listened to the album Madvillany, good shite
>>221103912nga what are you doing
>>221103920He a little heinous
Haven’t seen gore like that in years
he tek dat
>>221103963wanknig
>>221103883Why are we fucked or why are they that high?We’re fucked because that’s what we have to pay in debt interest if we want to continue to pay for things as a country.They’re high because pension funds and insurance companies no longer have to hold them, inflation, profligate government spending and a belief amongst investors that the government won’t be able to cut spending and will try and devalue the pound to pay these down and that interest rates will have to rise to counter inflation.
>>221103971get pregnant
>>221103920love watching stuff like this
i seee gore like that irl in kinomerica
>>221103971Yung lean > bladee
Rorkes mum
can't post that
Gay gooners
>>221103996both are good though
Remember the scat spammer
This is what the House of Commons bar will end up looking like
>>221104011nonce botnet persona that one
>>221104011Yeah. Miss his posts
>>221104029Come again in English professor?
>>221104011it was gingernonce
Arsenal are winning
>>221104005Yung leans got a special place in me, me and my old friends would smoke weed and play yung lean. Now I have no friends
~ ooh if u wanna dance shimmy on timeooh if u wanna dance see you in lineim the girl when u wanna get down ~
not a fucking chance in hell
>>221104025dubaiification led by pakis
.onionfucking um
>>221103971im listening to radiohead
got told I should smile more today
Lady Starmer is cute I’d do her
The wheels of history are moved by Nordic men and stunted by browns.
>>221104029did they shut that downit was really bad spam about 6 months ago or something and is actually way better now
I listen to nasheed while lifting
Got called a rapist in Greggs today lads
>>221104101get in lad
>>221104049'
>>221104098imagine getting your bum fingered by sir keir starmer haha
>>221104100no i still post only using that and nothing else, as i have done consistently for years
>>221104100think it's private these days and he just uses it himselfhe was complaining about that spur.us thing and how he needed money to fund more proxies lol
>>221104098she's jewish, no?
What happened to Olivia Wilde?
>>221104110Tell us what happened lad
no idea what this botnet thing is. a 4chan clone like sharty?
Call us homeTuck us inNobody wants usDreamers and schemersAll pie-eyed, and bog-eyed, and cross-eyedOh, never loosen the grip on our handWhack us, thenHug us hardNobody loves usSo we...oh...we tend to please ourselves
most pulled pork in restaurants comes frozen in a bag and is heated up in the microwave and mixed with sauce. it stinks like if vomit was sold in shops but then went off, was eaten and then shat.
>>221104149I got called a rapist
screamo weamo
>>221104186yeah but why
https://xcancel.com/metpoliceuk/status/2049528301320839463based met police?
rorke drinking his soup through a straw and kicking his legs
>>221104196I was being a rapist
>>221104147she's always been ugly with her minecraft head ahh
>>221104216in Greggs?
>>221104237Yeah it was in Greggs
>>221104206our rupe says "good on terror cops for smashing killer's face in"
>>221104277yes?
>>221104246haha epic
we simply cannot do anything about the spam bot that frequents one thread in particular and posts only under one flagit's just too impossible to track down and prevent.
>>221104206He harmed their masters
rorke removing his tattoos
CORR look what the weedmans just dropped off
>>221104126no u don't you're an expatriot>>221104128yeah i remember seeing that melty nowwe should make a /brit/ wiki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSpNrrFCSeYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSpNrrFCSeYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSpNrrFCSeY
>>221104397that's a fat bag that mate
>>221104056h-heh yeah thats me
>>221104131of course
>>221104433another shit penalty is it
>>221104147 ozempicberg claims another soul
https://brit.fandom.com/wiki/Gay_Porn_Dancehttps://brit.fandom.com/wiki/#RAPERORKE_Movement
very cool bar but majoritarily white ppl in their 30's (and some random straight ppl) so it might not be what everyone looks for, but it might just be the specific party i went to (also saw swana and poc parties were thrown there regularly). staff very kind, everyone was very cool and friendly :))) drinks very good, affordable for London and 2 floors with different musics. also 18+ which is cool and most of parties are free before 10 or u choose how much u pay
on a 2000s asian porn whore binge
mad this was real
im starting to think the anti smoking stuff is propaganda. There are people who smoke 2 packs a day their whole life and die at 100 of natural causes. Yeah it increases your odds but so do so many other things like there was a 40 year old woman at my work perfectly heathy died of cancer so if your odds are randomised anyway at birth why not smoke
>>221104414real peckerwood hours
mental how all these black wingers are exactly the same
>>221104517It only increases the odds you get cancer when you're old as fuck anyway Barely any 40 year olds are getting cancer from smoking
>>221104397WOAHfour twenty blaze it !
Uploading files from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abuse [More Info].Ah yes very good
im insane and gay
big tobacco onamadone
>>221104580you tried not being a child molester?
>>221104587bit redundant
>>221104587um hi x
can hear someone outside with one of those explodey exhausts
>>221104580been a naughty boy have you
SHAKE ZULATHE MIC RULA
two 8%ers and the last glass of a 19 crimesreally need to get a new job that isn't giving me the horribles, inni'
why did super hans want to call it free the paedos
>>221104517>im starting to think the anti smoking stuff is propaganda.from who and for what purpose mate
crazy how fucked you are if you live alone and have a medical emergency
why are they just upside down versions of each other
>>221103180>>221103180>>221103180
>>221100720>>221100720>>221100720
>>221104636thankyou for supporting the australian self-medication industry
janny deleted all of the egyptbots posts and the thread is no longer at BLscreamgo and delete those other news now janny
>>221104683thank you for self-medicating mei want to quit my job and live my myth in australia
>>221104669me mentioned
JANNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY OHHHHHHHHJANNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYY
too scared to post in the new
you're surely not posting in that VASTLY EARLY new? shirley?oh when he rapes you... oh... you'll feel itbig janny cock.... mmm... tek it... tek it... yeh...
>>221104844Please call 111
so we're just leaving this one at 292 yeah
>>221104641Who is super hands
>>221103688it would work for the boomer right now
>>221103697move to singapore
