of WHEN? edish
once a month i go miller and carter £20 steak and a flatbread starter
scuh-REAM
Fairy Trans Grande
>>221100807poo screaming
revving loud engines should be illegal on roads there's no need for it it's just a nuisance to everyone but the selfish cunt driving
That’s me off for a fag. Don’t insult me behind my back while I’m gone
>>221100807screaming
hi dobbsjust wanted to say hi but i guess i'll just say bye
>>221100831sc
thats BETTERfinally, the thread seems to be on the right track
>>221100807arse bellowing
nigga on a smoke break :skull:mysterious aah nigga
im a skinny sensitive artistic nazi who listens to lana del rey and i need a gf
got some pie and custardare you:hot pie hot custardhot pie cold custard (im this)cold pie hot custardcold pie cold custard
*speeds through thread*>>221100891FUCK YOU>>221100898FUCK YOU>>221100903FUCK YOU
>>221100917great post
i'm extremely poor but i've got over a hundred grand in the bank
>>221100917lol
>>221100898Let's see your arse
>>>/hm/2704316>>>/hm/2704316>>>/hm/2704316All in here
>Based on analysis of photos from the London Marathon 2026, Sawe appears to have worn Garmin’s most basic runner’s watch, the Forerunner 55.....BUYING THE FENIX WAS A MISTAKE
>>221100938idiot
>>221100917actual kek
nigga will be literally 80 years old with 5 million in the bank and still won't spend a penny in case they regret it
>>221100938t. my mum and my dad
>May on Fridayit not right
that's how retarded you soundget a clue or shut the fuck up
>>221100988sybau
>>221100968My relative is worth upwards of $50 million from inheritance from her father, and I was mortified she gave her driver a food coupon as a tip.
>>221100993boo hoo nigga
What a gay mong lol
STABBING - ban knives. End this nonesense.
gross
indian brained gay porn spammer melty
Bored of this cut I want to fucking EAT
Awful people like Chris Brown still have friends despite being convicted criminals Yet autistics struggle to find any despite not being criminalsWhat gives?
>>221101056You're all fucked up and retarded
>>221101081i stopped cutting on purpose but cant stop dropping weight, think ive got cancer
Join us on /hm/ for all your gay porn needs
>>221101080india porn poster are very bastard and we are hating them
>>221101105Are you actually eating a lot and still losing weight? A lot of skinny cunts claim they eat enough but don't.
>>221101103What is he meant to be smoking? Is it AI
rorke leaving skids all up and down the sides of the toilet bowlleftypol nearly vomiting as he cleans it off with the toilet brush
>>221100957applemongs in shambles. they'll NEVER run a sub-2 hour marathon
>>221101119been on the big fatcunt tubs of icecream
>>221101130leftypol would be licking it clean
rorke leaving skids all up and down his boxersleftypol leaving skids all up and down his boyfriend's cock
rorke jelquing for 5 years and gaining 0.5 inches
>>221101128It's Soldier Boy and that's a spliff mate
>>221101081just be strongfat its way sexier :3
reddit SEETHING that banksy got his name revealed
Rirko bring dishonour to he family *gong sounds*
>>221101197What happened?
>>221101197turns out it was the bloke everyone said it was 20 years ago
>>221101226banksy got his name revealed
>>221101130Lol
>>221101241maaaaaaaaate
>>221101197reddit here not bothered actually stop making stupid things up
>>221101190Only to benders, women like lean men.
Fucking hell team had one singular pre mixed 330 ml can of Captain Morgan rum and Pepsi Max and my head is spinning
>>221101235oh is it?mental
>>221101241UM
>>221101113le gem ATHEIST Ricky says it like it is
I AIN'T HAD ME A JOB SINCE 2009I AIN'T ON NO SCHEDULE
>>221101307blog off
Mad im not even halfway through this cunting life Theres people more than twice my age out there
>>221101279Holy KEK
>>221101307Hi Tilde
Onedrive 1.65 MB
>>221101307does your willard still get hard like when you're getting bummed for instance
>>221101307have a lie down, face down ass up
>>221101339
got the hasanabi on, me.
three cheese sandwiches for tea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbauWTD1OXk
>>221101329kek me all you want, go and look at female forums, imageboards etc and see what sort of men they slaver over. Only gays like big men, women like ottermode, ripped but lean.
mad how excited the normie population get about foodswear half their conversations are just them describing meals to one another
>>221101354oh my days Ian is lost
>>221101372brie, cheddar, and babybel
fodey with the chodey make my prostate explodey
any soft lads in this evening?
>>221101386weird thing to be upset about
>>221101382Otters are not ripped and you're using gay male vocabulary in every post lmao poof
>>221101405yeahall sad about spurs going down an that
>>2211013893 x asda own brand cheddar
>>221101386you act like there aren't 50 "scran"/dinner/lunch blogposts on here every day
>>221100720why is kate fondling her sons crotch area
Let it be known that I am BETTER than the jews
>>221101418ottermode is /fit/ terminology, are you a seething fat powerlifter?
arse
>>221101422it 3x lush
>>221101405me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXmAjQmkkEs
>>221101386food is one of life's greatest pleasures
>>221101445Mate...
Y'all ever try one of those sprite cranberries??
>>221101375fuck would deouvr thisplease deliveroo fly it to me
thought he meant one sarnie with three types of cheese in aha what am i like x
THREE Yorkshire puddings? Take the piss
>>221101329Holy BWC!
>>221101453pls dont talk to me with incel seasidemark shite ok
>>221101449corrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>221101382women don't like ridiculous bodybuilder muscles but plenty of women like broad strong guys and dadbods
eaten an egg butty, with a slice of cheese and some sriracha on it, along with some chips (crinkle cut)
>>221101475howling at this
>>221101456Food is very poor as far as pleasure goes honestly, you get a mediocre amount of pleasure that only lasts for a few minutes. You've spent a while chopping vegetables and stirring stuff around for 'Mmm that's nice' only to be done with it in 5 minutes.
>>221101475give me a reason why it wouldn't work
>>221101491never pretend to be me again
four nukes should do it
women are only attracted to upper body width
>>221101520no sense of smell? or accomplishment? or discovery?
>"women like x!!!">"no women like y!!!"what does it matter you only need one woman to like you enough and you're doneI found a woman who liked my square jaw chubby belly and loud farts and that was enough
>>221101329The Rt Hon Sir BWC
i might have a wank
women don't like short men with far-right political opinions and don't use social media(women don't like me)
wallahi nigel you fucking scrote youve buttered yer last biscuit cunt
>>221101557women don't like when no other women like youprobably the biggest red flag for them in fact
women like fat incels with a swc ok
>>221101546I've got a good sense of smell but a poor sense of tastes desu I'll give you that, the only things I really like are strong flavours like marmite, chilli etc. Pasta is often lost on me>ahh yes, oregano, garlic and tomato, how excitingCooking for others and giving them pleasure is fun, but for myself it's a means to an end, and now that a meal in a restaurant costs £18 I can do many other things that would give me more pleasure for the same amount of money.
need a hefty bunda pon my face NOW
>>221101587you are very autistic and might be demonic
four chocolate eclairs and a punnet of strawberries for pud
>>221101542women are scientifically proven to be attracted to neotenous features and slender men the most
>>221101577doesn't matter once you get a gfno women liked me before I got with mine now they all flirt with me
>>221101533ground zero: my bollocks
>>221101542that's good because my belly is huge
>>221101508I'm sure there are plenty that do, but my point is the majority prefer lean ripped men.
Pasta with bacon.Cook the pasta, strain.Use the same pot to cook diced bacon.Stir the pasta back in,Add some grated cheddar into the pan and stir until it melts
oh wherever he has gone. i have gone.
>>221101620needs some pepper and maybe some peas or other veg and would be golden
>>221101620Bacon needed longer mate
>>221101603diddy cap
I also worry as a woman living alone for my safety, particularly with an influx in Deliveroo drivers who do not often acknowledge road safety. As a recent home owner, I also do not want this to devalue my property
>>221101613bodybuilding forums used to know this
I've been waiting for a guy to cum and take me by the hand
even anime's gone woke
>>221101658:/
>>221101645>>221101658these two posts are fucking inane and im worst off for reading them
>>221101656For women that's peak male physique
>>221101658could these sensations make me feel the pleasures of another man
get the tattle/mumsnet/twitter posts reposted
Got the horse porn on
>>221101445>/fit/LOL digging it deeper are we
Kanye West ft. Dua Lipa - On God (Subtitulado Español)
>>221101638I'm just parroting information, blame the diddy scientists at epstien university and God because it's all true
>>221101672>デブとラブと過ちと>デブwhy do they do this
Your country under a Green government, sir!
>>221101445bent homosexual bastard
>>221101546>discovery?bent
El es nuevo comandante y el jefeEsta en Keefesta en dios
on the wine
watching the bear s02e07 forks
poo
>>221101693*walks over and switches the channel to the racing*
farts smell like metal
>>221101769>>221101770
If you were the guy who would the girls be from your life?
It's Wednesday, why are you all drinking? Get a grip
>>221101772If I was bent I'd be saying big muscly men were attractive
tooth still hurts
i work out at the library
>>2211018170 lmao never had sex never ben on a datein my late 30s as welljust sexually uneappling to women and also an alchie
>>221101844>If I was bent
>>221101867Blog on
>>221101817dunno 35 years old and don't know any girls
>>221101613not even close to a majority prefer that lol. some do yeah but i'd say even more prefer just straight up skinny guys. all of this is secondary to face, personality, etc anyway ofc
>>221101817>leaf? plug>go to nurse>wife on whatsappI don't even know what half of this shit means
>>221101817love a good leaf plug me
>>221101867same but early 40s
>>221101906>all of this is secondary to face, personality, etc anyway ofc
post a sfw image I can wank to please
ᶠᵃnnʸ ᶜʰᵐᵉˡᵃʳǃ
>>221101817would just be the toilfu stood there by herself
Funny Bradley Walsh images
>>221101936
>>221101930exactly, that guy could have the best body in the world and no woman would want touch him
>>221101906>some do yeah but i'd say even more prefer just straight up skinny guys. all of this is secondary to face,same thing reallyif you are not lean your face looks uglier and you look like a mong in any clothes
>>221101769i didn't know it was a derogatory word, i thought it was a friendly way of saying it
>>221101947images of transgender WOMEN with their penises out
>>221101989it's a comedy about a fat bitch
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>>221102046Wasn't the original photoshopped, and the bloke died?
>>221101817>secret whatsapp wifelol they be knowing
poo dreaming
ₙᵢggₑᵣ
girls text crazy shit to each other like "the y in your man is silent"
>>221101984there are different types of lean though, depending on body type. you don't need the body of an olympic swimmer or fight club brad pitt to look good in clothes
>>221102046saw a bumper sticker of this lad on the back of someone's car but i can't remember if there was a joke or somethingtried to find it and instead found this bumper stickerhttps://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/186892567007?var=694953933969
>>221101817I can only offer complete fuck ups seeing as I've never done or had anything.>The middle class uni student training to be a doctor(shes now one) who told me she loved me. Fucked that up>The barmaid at my local who'd tell me how she wished she could have a baby like her friends but her bf isn't interested and how she thinks I'd make a good DadDon't know what kind of head game she was playing with that.>The Oneitis I met online who went from one abusive relationship to the nextMet her once and completely shit myself instead of going for itThat last one pretty much convinced me to give up.
mate's bringing his gf to mine tomorrow so done a proper deep clean of flatbergmen i don't give two shits about but women don't deserve to be subjected to my filth
to be finished would be a reliefto be finished would be a reflief
>>221102224legend
australians are like the grunts of /brit/a couple are highly amusing and fun to engage with but too many and they'll quickly overrun the thread with bollocks
>>221102070yeah I watched a video about it recently, the meme blew up shortly before or after he died so his family had to endure that as his legacy
i'm beginning to think nobody takes my posts seriously because I end them all in lmao
nob smells like an old trawler
>>221102224dont get it
what's a leaf plug
>>221102214real nice colours on that horses mane and the mountain in the back
how do you boil an egg so that it doesn't smell and taste like someone's farted on it
might start an argument with the cat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAxizCIx10U
>>221102287just the lads hanging out
>>221102287proto gf looks exactly like this
>>221102256ending posts/texts in lol or lmao is the text equivalent of an awkward laugh
>>221102207girsl can say they love you without being romantically interested had one say it who was often quite mean to me and had a long term partner who she married and had kids with just fyihow did you meet the online girl>>221102210cringe
>>221102282or cums in the waterhate that
might kill myself
>>221102287Fishnets are so hot. Tim Byrne could wear fishnets and heels and I'd probably get a semi
>>221102330sc
>>221102321yeah this some of my colleagues tell me they love me quite regularly
>>221102334you are so weird wtf
Mental how 90% of the posts in this thread are made by one guy
need the gymfu to smother me after a HIIT session
Shall be taking a nap, see you later x
ye ragin arent ye
>>221102210it'll feel wonderful when you wake up tomorrow and your place is all lovely and clean
>>221102334i wear them sometimes:)
>>221102251Brutal
>>221102376sexo
By the way, I love predestination, free will, human freedom / responsibility and could read about it all day long.Based on your own review history, I have just completed van Asselt's Reformed Thought on Freedom and am starting Muller's Divine Will and Human Choice
>>221102375it will :)
playing little dark age in my living room and microwaving fish fingies
>>221102393I'm a deist me, everything is determined, even your post.
>>221102393agree, good movie
might have a wank
IT AINT ME BABE NO NO NO IT AINT ME BABE
are pickled eggs tastyanyone know?
>>221102427grim
>>221102456the red ones you get in the gas station?yeah
dont get that new kfc daredevil burgerits shit
>>221102321social media. We fell out and didn't talk for a while and when we reconnected I decided to go up and see her. I was completely unprepared for how to handle the meet up and wasted the time and opportunity. I did nothing, literally nothing. We just sat in the pub barely talking.
>>221102497what dont you get about it
>>221102508why werent u talking too nervous or was she ugly in person?
>>221102489>gas stationFOY
screaming, braying, cackling, howling into the void, farding, sharding, spitting, bleeding, cumming, crying, vomiting, dying.
Once I helped a mate with a problem she was having with her uni coursework that she'd been having a load of trouble with and she goes "I fucking love you" and gave me a big hug and I was overcome with wave of elation and like 6 years on I sometimes recall it and feel good in my soul
>>221102497>burger marketed as a 'how much pain can you inflict on your taste buds challenge'no shit
>>221102509s
>>221102509why they'd advertise it as super hot and spicy when its anything but
we got the footy on then?
>>221102509kek
>>221102287bloke on the right has a jawline like david coulthard
https://smstone0.github.io/#/uk-mapHave you been round Britain?
Make your own chicken burger and add Buldak sauce. 4x lush
A rabbit came to our school. Our SCHOOL.
>>221102417https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CuZnFAYtJ-k
i'm not sure i should have eaten all those eclairs
lol if you meet up with a girl from ages ago she obviously is expecting you to shag her otherwise she just won't turn up
>>221102520they have picked eggs in jars at the gas (petrol) station
>>221102579Chinook landed in the field at mine because a girl's brother or something was a pilot in the army.
>>221101672Tell /a/. Not us. YOU WON'T.
>>221102524i remember doing work appearence at a copmany and there was another girl there doing an internship was only like 18 tho and i was mid 20s so altho she was fit didnt really think i could hit on herbut anyway one time i was reorgansiing the equipment and she said she would help when she was doneanyway it took like 2 hours and i did it all and then she was like what's left and i said it's done and she said i was fucking icnredibleso that was nice haha forgot about tha tuntil now
>>221102539>haramball finalthink i'll skip it
>>221102633bkig on
>>221102606bizarre post weoman can get sex any time they want if they meet up with you they are peorbably genuinely interested in how your[e doignif she wante dto shag you she wouldn't ahve let youg et away in the first place
>>221102606it's crazy how you can tell a girl who is at least somewhat into you " i want to fuck" and 9/10 times it just works. you dont even need to do anything more than that
>>221102552>>Have you been round Britain?no
TONIGHT
>>221102649What does that even mean
diego trying to rape a woman and getting grabbed by the ankles and swung around in circles
I'm watching Top Queer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut7qIWDflsc
>>221102696fantasise on
>>221102649would love to pick her up by the hijab, swing her around and launch her back to whatever shithole she came from like an olympic hammer throw
>>221102695le....epstein. bad.
>>221102684Mousey test drives the new Koenigsegg
bought a bike for the first time since i was like 15 and i cant stop riding it, just biking to random places feels fucking ace might go to europe and do a mini trip with a tent just biking around like fuck
diego falling for a tinder scam and getting sold into sexual slavery, says he's actually fine with it
We at /Brit / prefer France !
>>221102552all that and never been to Cornwall OR Devon objectively the most beautiful parts of the entire countrypiss off
diego straight up getting blacked up the arse
Almost just killed myself in my car
>>221102696HOWL
>>221102726scream
Diego having sex
hiigara, home(world)...
no one:not even mousenonce:the dtfic: DIEGOOOO
>>221102731would watch this as long as it is being broadcast via the horsehorsemusumeme channel
diego sprinting around the club on all 4s biting peoples ankles
>>221102757you been out drifting?
>>221102763alright now take it easy now thats a bit too far
Carry fucking my sex slave (male)
>>221102774this is the dtfia mate
might put some trackies on
>>221102811howling
>>221102744Too far
>>221102783Pretending I’m max verstappen
>>221102517At this point we'd been talking daily for 6 years. Hours at a time long into the night. We knew everything about each other. When we finally met it was like we had nothing to say.She was the most beautiful girl I've ever seen and even better in real life.
>>221102811scream
>>221102757Alright Matthew North who exposed the Rogan circle's connection to the esalen institute and the same californian psycadelic cults that gripped culture in the 70s and 80s
>>221101100Dunno
>>221102830was she acutally fit tho or are you just a weirdoalso u obviously had something to talka bout the previous time so why not go over that again or wh coudlnt u come up with things this stime when u could last time
psycadelic btw
>>221102830then just meet up again and shag her which she clearly wanted
just gripped my culture
>>221102860What an immensely stupid post. I've half the mind to think it was AI generated.
>>221102840looks like a sex toy
>>221102684>>221102731DIEGO WALKS INTO AN ELECTRIC FENCE
>>221102783
>>221102830grimdid that once with a girl then realised we weren't going to meet up or do anything or get together so I told her we shouldn't talk anymoreshe had a melty
err
>>221102891its dAIego
Right well that's a bloke with a hairy damaged asshole then isn't it
protip: if you run out of things to talk about with a girl then you can just start making out etc which requires no talking or rather you talk about how fit she is and what you want to do
>>221102929>she had a meltykek
>>221102945> making outFOY
>>221102918vile
don't think i've seen an australian post anything but faggot shit for months now
walking up the stairs
>>221102989you probably did it on all fours
>>221102552Can't really remember but I haven't been to that many places desu
one thing girls you spend literally all day talking to is being told how hot you think they are and trying to shag themit comes as a shock how could you put them in that siytuation
>>221102989on all fours?
The stairs
made a bit of a mess of it (my life)
wanking up the stairs
>>>/hm/2704316>>>/hm/2704316>>>/hm/2704316New
>>221103048ohmydayzzzzzz
Wouldn't know about talking to women me
>>221103037ktim
>>221103019LOL
>>221103022real nowhere manliving his his smelly housemaking all his nowhere plansfor nobody
right make the fucking new I WONT ask again
>>221103093Grim, working class?
>>221103094not using the dtfic edish
>>221103108yeah
new>>>/bant/24261138>>>/bant/24261138>>>/bant/24261138
>>221103180>>221103180>>221103180
>>221098163>>221098163>>221098163
>>221102552Actually got some big gaps down south
