Dyslexia editionprevious: >>221108476
>>221110282What an epic fail
>>221110282thats not dyslexia, those people are illiterate retards
>>221110282the south was a mistake
scraped my front bumper on a curbconsidering killing myself
>We are about to have world war 12 with Iran
>>221110307>>221110319Why can so many Americans not spell?
>>221110331Nothing ever happens
take vitamin d supplements
>>221110349i don't no
>>221110358how much do you take i take 6000 iu
>>221110358I’ll give you some vitamin DICK
>>221110358will it improve my goon sessions?
>>221110364Approximately 20% of U.S. adults are functionally illiterate.
>THE KOMBUCHA MUSHROOM PEOPLE!
>>221110349in fairness that particular self checkout model might be the worst one currently in operation. local grocer has them and they truly do suck, they're slow as fuck and glitchy. it's 2026 though, goys should know how to check out and pay for products themselves. hurry up and get out of the store already.
Penguin bros how we feeling
Made the pickles and put them in the fridge to soak
So, weird thing. I was having a conversation with this girl I'm seeing, let's call her M, and she told me about how one of her bullies growing up (we'll call her J) got in a really bad car accident that killed her brother and effectively crippled her for life. The whole time M is telling me about all this she's laughing like it's the funniest thing. I thought maybe J had done something really bad, but no, it was just typical middle school girl stuff. I don't know how to feel about this. Is it worth trying to pursue something long-term with a psychopath or should I break things off and find someone else. We were getting along really well these past few weeks, but it's kind of a lot isn't it?
You guys ever notice how 4chan was like a decade ahead of normgroids for pretty much everything? Looksmaxxing, redpilling, heightism, soy, chuds etc.They just steal our shit a decade later
>>221110293>*Ignores message*>*they don't do shit because I'm difficult to replace*>quit anyways a few weeks later because fuck those faggotsTrue story
>>221110412Foids always do this, women are petty and vengeful by nature. There is no avoiding this.
>>221110408i want to try making pickles sometime
>>221110412that's complete psychopath behavior
>>221110404*Barks*
>>221110412yeah women are supposed to be empathetic they would just ignore people they don't like outright cruelty is a red flag>>221110431you sound resentful and hysterical
>>221110376I have 2000 gel softgels. I wasnt really sure what dosage I should consume>>221110387ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ>>221110390your cock will never be soft again. You'll be gooning in your sleep
>>221110404feeling like migrating south soon, might catch a couple fish before I go
>>221110465Nothing I said was remotely hysterical. Now resentful, that could be interpreted from my comment, I admit. But it's not, women are just like that and the more you know the more you see these same traits come through.
tonight we are all mammoth fans
>>221110412you need to fake your death and move to thailand before you ghost her she might try to seek vengeance
yoooooo what if there was a website like 4chan only it was called FloorChan and it was all about tiles and historical floors and stuff that'd be dope
>>221110412maybe the bullying was really terrible? Did you ask what they did to her?
The Puerto Vallarta city vendor regulations people check vendors licenses for all the malecon vendors, except the cartel guy that sells illegal vapes and everything else you can imagine
>>221110462>neuters youwhat now bitch
>>221110515remember anonymous
we call on the /cum/ government to condemn being a whiny bitch
>>221110515go back
eating delicious onion rings
>>221110412Run away, she's the type to cut off your dick in your sleep
>>221110481what do you call when women say "all men are abusers and rapists!" or whatever, it's just an emotional outburst, hysteria
Bought some weed. There was an incredibly beautiful woman in there also buying weed. I realized that I need a hot stoner gf. But alas, I haven’t one.
>>221110466aidsy detected
>>221110493>ynr that one greentext about the guy with a floor tile fetish
remember when those maga niggas invaded the white house lol
>>221110532I see that as a cry for attention, which motivates a lot of female behavior tbqh.
heckin' windy today
i will never have sex
>>221110493Whorechan where its just soulless porn
>>221110549that was a vibe
>>221110505mental how your country basically a cartelocracy
>>221110549I remember being on /pol/ that day watching them flood the catalog cheering on the rioters and saying CROSS THE RUBICON, absolutely bizarre how they call it a false flag even to this day
I’m a young, upwardly mobile, business professional.
>>221110557/gif/ exists
Coors' chan - the king of imageboards
>>221110538why didnt you follow her home and write down her address?
I'm broken. Completely and utterly broken. Can't you see hoe much I've become empty? But there is no you. There is only me.
>>221110569Even at that time there were people saying it was all glowies o algo
>>221110443It's stupidly easy. Chop up, slice, or otherwise prepare the vegetables, throw them in a jar with spices if you want, and pour a brine with 1:1 water and vinegar with a tablespoon each of salt and sugar. Leave it in the fridge for a couple days.
>>221110593https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ri6FtCktCw
>>221110549I was watching it at a casino with my maga hat in Michigan
>>221110582I’m not enough of a chad I guess.
>>221110602you don't have to boil the brine first? i might try this
>>221110613I'm a chad-lite girly girls just say he is so cute he is so pretty but they don't do shit they don't come next to me and a decent amount of stacies and chads hate me so they keep calling me black-hair how do I lock in a girly girl??????????
I was preparing dinner and accidentally pushed the pan over everything fell out, I cleaned the mess and mopped the floor, and now I'm starving and my head hurts, tomorrow I get paid, the first thing I'll do is go get one nice fat burger. Life really sucks sometimes I'm so alone fuck I'll play some Minecraft and have oatmeal I guess, I'm looking forward to tomorrow I'll have a proper meal
the kinda bops yns be gettin clussy tohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXxdmdkJ1-U
>>221110611are you always on vacation or algo?
>>221110499The worst thing she mentioned was that one of her bullies, it wasn't even J, tried to push her off the bleachers once in gym class. Otherwise it seemed like normal things kids do to be assholes in school. Thanks for the advice Anons, I think I will try and break things off.
>>221110626I did. Not thoroughly but I brought it to boil and let it cool. I think it helps the salt and sugar dissolve
>>221110632>I'm so alone fuckYou could be here with me, pendejo
still haven't decided what game to play next
aw hell nah this nigga linking nightcore
Just ate 2 Costco hot dogs. Good deal for only $3
>>221110640Whenever I feel like it
>>221110628Gotta be a disney Prince Charming type or a handsome cowboy maybe.
hi cumbums
>>221110646I'll have a drink tomorrow for the both of us, may we find happiness one day
>>221110669Salud amigo
>>221110653Only thing I don't like about them is that they're all beef. Pork and beef hotdogs have a superior taste and texture
>>221110664HELLO!
Ariana Greenblatt needs to pee in my mouth
>>221110679whats up?
>>221110282Hawk tuah girl wrote that
>>221110571post Sony WM-D3
Last week (?) some anon mentioned the panda episode of The Simpsons where a Panda rapes Homer. This was seen by critics as the point where the series is no longer good and in poor taste. What's weird about that is only a couple episodes later they do this implied incest themed episode. Furthermore only a few episodes BEFORE the Panda episode, there was one where Homer was sexually attracted to Bart (he was under the influence of carbon monoxide poisoning). Why did critics get so pissy about the Panda thing when all this stuff was happening too?
>>221110686Not much. I am doing nothing :)How bout you?
>>221110686I know someone who wants to fight you
>>221110319Mystique was a mistake
>>221110710The blue superhero lady?
life is boring.
>>221110555yeah but at least it's sunnier most days now. did my first BBQ on the weekend too.
>>221110725I disagree
>>221110732Haha, bby cowe
Snore Chan where everyone just takes naps.
>>221110725have you tried smoking meth and masturbating for 16 hours?
>>221110698just hanging in haha
>>221110735We will never explore those stars
>>221110750But we are blessed to be able to observe them
Zchan where it's just bee cock
>>221110755literal cuck mindset.
>>221110764The cuck mindset is dismissing them entirely because they are too far away
is white boy summer canceled this year
>>221110773NoI'm more handsome than I've ever been
>>221110735I hope i could visit the them before i die
>>221110781Maybe you visit them after you die
>>221110755>>221110735
>>221110773I hit the wall at 32 so no more excitement for me. FeelsBadMan
>>221110796But you're daddy af
>>221110796are you in the white boy autumn of your years
>>221110770er, no. it's sitting in the corner and watching other people have fun. anti-gravity UFOs tea-bagging our finest pilots and getting away with it.
>>221110788literally me
>>221110690no idea what youre talking about, the simpsons stopped airing after the frank grimes episode
If social media sites including 4chan attached a button to all your posts where if enough people clicked it drones would fly to your house and kill you, how long do you think you would survive
>>221110788lol
>>221110690i'm the one who watched that ep, i genuinely enjoyed it, probably one of the last good simpsons episodes. though yes it was very crude for the simpsons and i thought i could detect some influence from family guy which had been out for a year
>>221110755>observe>we can theorize about them having exploded or look up their luminosity on a handy dandy chartwow its fucking nothing
>>221110788>your bones are made out of exploded stars Our entire solar system and everything it contains is made out of exploded stars
My pussy is made out of stars
>>221110776And yet I still don't have a cute blonde blue eyed girlfriend
wouldve been happier as an amoeba feeding off a hydrothermal vent
none of you here actually have vaginas
>>221110828No amount of stars exploding will make you a woman
Chuds mad
>>221110787I plan to tell Jesus to ferry me around the stars
>>221110796Nah, you're a silver fox!
It turns out Brazilians are born in eggs. I was right all along.>Amazing photos have emerged of a baby who was born while still inside his fluid-filled amniotic sac.>Noah was photographed at Praia de Costa Hospital in Brazil last month by Jana Brasil who specialises in birthing photos.>In the photos he’s seen covered completely by the amniotic sac giving him a startling, alien-like appearance.>The sac serves to protect the fetus while it sits inside the womb, but in Noah’s case it failed to burst while he was born. It’s said to be an almost one-in-90,000 occurrence.
>>221110854It's like The Matrix!
>>221110846Jesus doesn't have a ferry
>>221110735space would be cool if It had aliens https://youtu.be/il26svFhWM8?si=lyvgRzzkYOZV6aGY
>>221110854>one in 90,000So, kind of common? Means it happens once every 10 days in the US alone
>>221110857He has everything - yachts, rockets, corvette..
>>221110858>if
Jesus is a furry
>>221110874Does he wash his suit?
Jesus makes amazing skirt steak tacos.
>>221110883His suit never gets dirty.
>>221110883Only the feet
I thought trump was jesus
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7i8W-P1L_uUthe lads
markplier has pretty much stayed the same as he was since way way back in the day when he was just a discount pewdiepie copycat and the most surprising is that the formula never got old
>>221110898
>>221110911hammond best boy
>>221110915
Would you care to explain why you're such a dingus?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3ecuj2g9vM
based hammondposter
>>221110925because im a dullard
>>221110899I will forever hate that nigga for tagging his videos pewdiepie and having his description spammed with pewdiepies name just so his videos pop up if people search pewdiepie. Leech behaviour
>>221110925No
>just shave your head if you're balding. Women love that!
>PONGS>CROSBITCH
>>221110947>Adam (((Silver)))
i only date italian women
>>221110943i've never seen he do that but then again i never look at the descriptions
>>221110947he cute
I suspect the subset of youtubers who larp as christians simply do it to pander to the christian community
>>221110972He used to do that early in his career
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again.This happens all the time. It's detachable.
>>221110947Depends how bad it is. If you're Homer Simpsoning it you should shave it. If it's just thinning or receding but still there you should cut it short
>>221110982Clearly it worked
I wanna Jody some troops, those army wives must be lonely with their men getting bombed in some Emerati hotel. Any suggestions on picking them up?
>>221110947This mindset ruined an entire generation of men
>>221110984Like that one song, from the 90sDetachable penis
>>221110982who cares though not like it harms pewdiepie
>>221111000Better than the bad combovers of the old days
a don doesn't wear shorts
