steak canadian edition
another day of neettoil
need an authentic Japanese Cafe British opened near me
>>221118399>steak canadian>Made in the UK
>Fried spam fritters>Griddled back bacon>They're cooked right next to each other in the exact same wayHow?
Mental how people are just tall like that. I'm 6 ft 1 and I'd look closest in height to the woman
>>221118399Rorkeslop
>>221118450No you don’t. Sort yourself out you lust riddled golem.
i dont understand what context you would ever correctly use the raised hands emoji. nobody raises their hands when they're talking
>>221118455>honestly Steve, he could have been your brother
Shared a cigarette with a chinaman yesterday, he didn’t speak English yet he said so much
inshallah one day I buy this car
>>221118481wat emoji is thsi i dont get itand people do raise their hands what u mean
AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Business idea: import the entire population of Somalia
>>221118450Almost certainly staffed by russiansThe same way japanese restaurants are staffed by cambodians
>>221118455i'd probably barely reach her hips
Ronny peakaboo
Lunch. Sorted
getting the gardening done
Everyone hates me :'(
Genuinely mental how good ABBA is
>>221118492I put my leg on his neck accidentally and killed Beowulf.
>>221118502no they dont, nobody raises their hands in the air when talking and in virtually no context
You’re not tough
mad how much i love women
Everything just feels so much comfier here on a heatherpaedo-free day. Long may it continue!
@grok triangulate all box rooms within 31 miles of Maldonorder by most smeggiestenhance
>>221118505All good.
do you have any piercings why
didn't get a smart phone until I was 17 me
having a lolly
>>221118543meds, now
Broke up with a girl cause she was allergic to catberg and he’s more important
>>221118521Aye
One of those looming spectre of Death over it days
>>221118559Good to go.
me in the den
>>221118535wut have u ever left the house
>>221118528Mental when you realise they were writing songs in a second language. Then you realise their use of electronic instruments was pioneering.
what da dog doin!!?
>>221118528Slop pop. When youve heard one song youve heard them all. Actually insane how popular they are
>>221118569we on itget the nitrogen in
What do we do about the Biomass problem?
GET THEM IMPORTED NOW!!!
>>221118602Nh.
>>221118595not a damn thing embrace it get some booze and fags and a papa johns pizza delivered and get the tv on
>>221118595Prefer not to say
And for my next trick I will predict the next 300 posts on Brit will centre around lust, racism and misogyny
found her
>>221118595biomass is typically converted into fuel
Awesome.
>>221118595eat it
i hate brown slags but i want to fuck emwhats that about
>>221118591can't the madmen have closed the strait of hormoneswe can't get any nitrogen now, we are done for
>>221118590slop pop is the noise your fat arse makes when it shits out all the bollocks your shovel in your clueless fat gob
>>221118645What's up with that?
>Crowds in Golders Green chant “Keir Starmer, Jew Harmer” at PM during visitAre Keir’s lost the Jews as well now. Couldn’t be more over for the lad.
The lunch>Basa fillet>Pile of sauerkraut>Two potatoes>Carrots>Blueberries and raspberriesHate my life
Take a chance on me
God's a funny guy.
>>221118672how hysterical histrionic do you have to be to blame the prime minister for a random stabbing on the street
>>221118672On the contrary, Keir "steady the course" Starmer has never looked better #fivemoreyears
>>221118672government sided with the muslims years ago
>>221118673i had 3 chicken chipolatas, some potato waffles and half a can of branstons, with some saurkrautx
the toilfu's car has a recall notice on it but I reckon it would come across as a bit stalkerish if I mentioned it
Boring plain ass vanilla white girls who have a long back and no arse, listen to Taylor and have a Live Laugh Love sign in their homes
>>221118712brown hands
Fuck sake I was still in the old thread.>>221118359In school I was on the Rugby team. There was one Maori lad in my year called Liam. We were mates but he was a gamer and i'd grown out of video games. He was on the basketball team despite being a short arse. The school made him teach our all white rugby team the haka. It was terrible. He didn't know how to haka. He was just a brown lad but otherwise the same as the rest of us middle class suburban white lads. We destroyed the other middle class suburban white/asian schools. Then went to the regional competition and got beat up by all the lads from farming communities and the poor suburbs. Never did the haka outside practice. I can still remember the first verse of the National Anthem, in English and Maori.>>221118367Yes NZ is to Australia what Ireland is to the UK. Poorer, boring and provincial. NZ is well known for being very depressing.>>221118369I didn't pick up on that at all and still have no idea what you are on about.>>221118381My parents made the decision. I was 10. It was a huge mistake. Our family didn't survive it, except my younger brother. He moved back to the UK with his kiwi mrs in late 2019. I warned him not to come for winter. They did it anyway and we had some fun. They ended up locked down in Manchester, ran out of money, and moved back over there in September 2020. Now they have a kid and are settled back there. My dad lives in Auckland but im not a fan of Auckland and havn't visited since I moved back here in June 2018. My brother and mum live in London, not together obviously.
>>221118712>Live Laugh Love sign in their homesis this a real thing ive always thought it was a meme
We will be holding a minute's silence for Adolf Hitler at 14:18 today.
>>221118672might work, getting called Kid Starver made him pivot to breakfast clubs
*political career in ruins*look, im getting on with the job
>>221118691Alri Rasheed pal
>>221118726shut up mate
You are good, Beowulf.
>>221118747schlomo
>>221118753make me faggot
how do I know I'm real lads
>>221118722You will never be white
>>221118726What the fuck are you playing at?
>>221118766your dad did that years ago mate
https://heritagebooks.org/products/the-works-of-thomas-boston-12-volumes.htmlanyone read this?
I don't vote Labour but I support the Prime Minister, as long as he has the support of the King.
>>221118712Their lives seem so comfy. Just going out, easy friends, shopping, cafes, restaurants, people wanting them around because they look nice. Getting home and tucking into bed.
>>221118777whiter than you mohammed
would you let your daughter join reform
Frank with ya.
>>221118793yeah bet you’d like that you big woofter
>>221118801>Irish >White
>>221118778I'm just bored. Work from home toil was finished an hour ago. Should go outside, get some sun, have a walk and read a book in the garden.
>>221118817Yes, like I said, whiter than you rowan atkinson curry stained wog looking arse
argentina is WHIIIIITE
1,100kcal of chicken: ET!1 can of peach monster energy: Drunk!Jobseeker's Allowance: Picked up!Gymtoil: Looms!
Machine.
>>221118826shut the fuck up nigga
>>221118805wtf moggs daughter is turning peng
>>221118793Aye but imagine an entire lifetime and never having a thought or interest deeper than a children's paddling pool.
they're revolting
>>221118839She's 14 mate
>>221118801bloody hell your a right celtic mutt
>>221118801based gael
… lunchtime time today wearing my excellent glasses watching live dp world tour golf on sky sports golf on my tv via sky stream in home …  
>>221118805>>221118839You're sexualising a literal fucking child you nonce scum
>>221118839*surreptitiously eyes the nonce alarm button*
>>221118805little 'arry pottah haha
>>221118839leftypol mate...
>>221118856the scottish and irish are some of the two closest populations on earth at that point being a “mutt” is meaningless. it’s like being a mutt of swedish and norwegian
why have the light on when its bright outside
cringing imagining the cretins who buy health supplements instead of just putting the fork down and grafting harder
Comprasion.
need women curbed
>>221118882>the scottish and irish are some of the two closest populations on earthno theyre not
>>221118837no i dont think i will
Our 4.9% session IPA is golden in colour with woody & earthy top notes, a digestive biscuit-malt base with a delicate honey aftertaste and a peppery finish.
>>221118895they’re very similar they come from the same iron age british isles population. the kingdom of scotland was founded by irish settlers
Jacob Rees Mogg looks a bit like HP Lobrcraft
>>221118916ok they were similar thousands of years ago.
>>221118911why does he leave his gut hanging out
>>221118505if my holibobs get cancelled im gonna be FUMING
Your /brit/ posts reveal your deepest subconscious desires to yourself
>>221118882true but france and cornwall?
>>221118924and what’s changed? if anything they’ve had more movement between each other since. in the medieval era, then lots of scots went to northern ireland, then lots of irish went over to scotland in the victorian age
>>221118925i think its related to his twitter nudity. self voyeurism perhaps?
>>221118847pro tip: when an LLM sees "DO NOT USE THING", it also sees "USE THING"don't phrase your instructions like that, LLMs are too dumb to not take both those instructions to heart
>>221118911Are his glasses no longer excellent?
>>221118911whys his belly out
If you're an Englishman going to the pub and don't want to drink a Guinness or some modern bollocks that tastes like grapefruit you're increasingly at a lossBRING BACK BITTER
>>221118925getting it some fresh air
>>221118945Cornish = Irish tribe
The viking method
>>221118772if you’re still capable of feeling love then you’re real. i used to be but not anymore
>>221118505hasnt the UAE opened the oil floodgates? they left OPEC
Cute
>>221118960they've got internet in retirement communities now?
the anglo saxons were small boat migrants. what now rorke?
>>221118960I will send you a video of my dick.
>>221118989More of a Longboat
>>221118989they go back too
>>221118569watering the garden in the afternoon of a sunny day? that is mental.
>>221118968The Cornish are Phoenicians
Yeah.
>>221118989do I look Welsh to you to be upset by that?
>>221118985>>221118960the only reason why bitter died was because a rumour spread that pubs were "mucking out", meaning the bartender would scoop up the leftover spillage in the trays and put it back in thr barrel. Everybody believed it so they moved to foreign lager muck and bottled
cornish pastiche
Finland is in the west in Scandinavia.
Need a big strong man to bum my arse x
>>221118989They were white so I like them.
>>221119037i had enough bad pints to stop drink alcohol completely.
milf at toil saw me come in with shades on and said I was "too cool for school"
i need to kill myself immediately
>>221119049erm hello
>>22111898528 years young mate>>221119037Not sure that's the only reason, it'll make a comeback, just wait and see
>>221119067its about timerot in hell
Sorry but almond milk tastes rancid at the best of times
for me, it’s porter https://youtu.be/ZKDwwVR5fd4?si=ta4xg5VQZelrliXt
get the doombar ordered
bloody hell it is warm out there. got dab on x
>>221119084cant fookin milk an almond fook off!
>>221119110I thought Sharps was going out of business because of woke
For me? It's cider.
on the continent nobody is allowed to say pint, so they order a "big beer" or "small beer"
>>221119095Titanic brewery are singlehandedly keeping porter going
slept for 12 hours and still feel exhausted
wheres my fuckign bOOZE
can you repeat the part of the stuff where you said all about the things?
https://jumpshare.com/s/mrc7K9T1WCAACj4OKJAj
>>221119143scream this si me in a few hoursbut got a long day of travel tomrorwo so dont wana eb too WANKERED
>>221119143gatos are not allowed booze
>>221119163day off for me tomorra get in
>feel great >know boozing will make me feel shit>want to drink until I blackout why is my brain like this
>>221119143ffs give him some booz
>>221119173screaming this is meunhappy sober cos i wana be drunkunhappy drunk cos i feel b ad about not being sober
so yeah that's pretty much it
always embarrassing when one of your mates orders dark fruitfucking grow up
X
Trying to learn the acoustic guitar but really grates me because I can't stick having the long nails needed to pluck the strings properly
Bank Holiday weekend means Bank Holiday MADNESS. You're not ready!
business idea: genetically modify cats to allow for alcohol intake then get the bevvies in with the berge for a night in
bad shit's gonna happen man
IM FROM FOOKING BARNSLEY ILL SPARK YOU CUNT
>>221119220Touch grass
>>221119220would love to get steamboats with the 'berg but starmer would never allow it
dark fruits weather this
>>221119206couldn't give a shit what a mate ordersit's how they carry themselves that matters not their preferences
>>221119220would ironically be getting steaming with the 'berg on a daily basis
We're just monkeys on a spinning rock and nothing matters.Mad that.
I just found it.
theres a rather lovely sparkling red wine from m&s that ive got my eyes on but ive never seen it in the shop
are you lot boozing tomorra then I was going to stay off it to get dietstein back on track but might have to get some booze in if its going to be popping off in here
>>221119255It looks a superior Irish dick to me than the English.
>sparkling red
>>221119255
I'm a fag and I only drink proper bitter and stouts
>>221119265there's a moldovan red they do that is lush
>>221119220fooking hell me cats are already nutters sober cannae even imagine what we would get up to drunk
>>221119214No madness for me tyvm, going on a two day walk with an incredibly comfy pub stop overnight
Off to see the oracle.
>>221119250Didn't ask for a reply
You're my slampig. I'll shag you.
ill be staring at the ceiling this bank holiday weekend
https://voca.ro/1gkTmSd1yewi
someone click that
>>221119214im working. asda deliverytoil only stops for Christmas eve, Christmas day, and Easter Sunday.
Every Reform MP is an ex-Tory but tell that to rorke and he'll blow steam out his ears
Post nudes...
>>221119288Would spaff on that face to be honest.
>>221119357Nigel Farage was never a Tory MP.
>>221119368who the hell is she
got the pragmata on
>>221119372
>yeah mate just install a round window in me bollocks
No chance sunshine
ooh eck it's hot out there
I have brought great dishonour to my ancestors
just seen cock and balls wiht a bill hole thorugh them
could have gone without seeing that quite frankly
>>221119372*padlocks it*
rorke unmasked
>>221118657done him
>>221119373Never said MP. I said Tory. Not every Tory is an MP. Farage was a Tory party member for 14 years. While working as a London city banker.
>>221119391this is me when it's sunny otuside
https://i.postimg.cc/C1CyX7m9/20260430-155506.jpg
leftymong unironically thinks farage is super hitler lmao
>>221119425Lee Anderson was Labour and Tory
>>221119391me when I become a weatherman in the arctic circle
good day for washing the pissed bedsheets
>>221119437Everyone knows exactly who he is don't know what you hope to achieve by being disingenuous Can tell exactly what your politics are too, can also tell you're retarded
washing my clothes and they dry quicker when it's warm weather which makes me happyq
>>221119437what does that make Lowe?
hate that feeling when you reply with hostility to someone on here expecitng them fire something back but then they dont replyactually start to worry I've hurt their feelings then lol
>>221119465tell us who you think farage is leftymong
More of a cowardly lion than a tin man
>>221119477yeah I've done this a few times
>>221119481A far right populist and zionist in the same vein as Trump. A civic nationalist and liberal fascist. A grifter who hates the working class.
Bob Carver's just done me the best chip butty and spam fritter of my life Vinegar and chip spice ofc
first cold shower of the season there. and it was lush x
>>221119504lol
Feeling big willarded today
might twerk for real madrid
>>221119527Weird cunt
so much kino to consume over the weekend
the ideal jobhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chick_sexing
BASED
>>221119529I accept your concession. You're a total mong.
>>221119504there is virtually nothing far right about farage. Unless you think wanting to deal with a completely unsustainable immigration policy is far right, which you do because youre a demented leftymong. Ask a reform mp or councillor or activist their thoughts on:Death penaltyAbortionTraditional family valuesChristianityYou will literally get liberal replies
>>221119540what's weird about that?
>>221119565What about their views on the minimum wage
>>221119565Why don't you ask them about workers rights, NHS privatisation, or Israel
>>221119542>may bank holiday>weather is lush>gona spend it inside watching old filmsmate.............................
>>221119579minimum wage increases disproportionately affects small businesses. Aka working class people.
Internet's a bit slow here boys, what was that Egypt jumpshare link I clicked on on my sweet old lady airbnb host's wifi?
omds rorke stop
>>221119421
>>221119588There has never been a policy of privatisation for the NHS from Reform. Leftymongs rely on one clip of farage talking about insurance models from 15 years ago
>>221119588adopting a european style medical system would be extremely beneficial but the nhs is a sacred cow for many low IQ retards
>>221119609You're actually intellectually disabled if you believe that for a second
>>221119592So they can't afford to pay their staff a living wage?In other words, they're not competitive. Got it.
>>221119616leftymong suddenly a fervent capitalist.
>>221119615Gobbling up propaganda from the guardian like a complete retard are you lmao
We need market based solutions to market based problems rorke. What don't you understand?
Got myself a head cold right in time for this trip. HILARIOUS AHAHAHAHA
>>221119209just get some fingerpicks
I'm spritually Indian
>>221119589wouldn't want it any other way
The bond yields, rorke. The bond yields
>>221119632You're going straight into the giant blender I'll build when the worker class rises up again you hitlerian zionist tards
For whom the bell tolls, TIME MARCHES ONPretend I posted the screaming pepe with this post
Why were asians so afraid of covid?
What's a boxer's favourite kind of joke?One without a punch line
gonna be smoking arse hairs later
RORKE! You've had enough.
>>221119650you'll have to leave your stinking incel bedroom for that mate, and we both know that isnt happening
>>221119589its raining sunday and monday
ate a pizza then did a poo me
sex gifs
>>221119684fuck sake rorke you disgusting fucking glutton
can't remember the last bank holiday I left the house
Alright lads everybody in the teamspeak server now
https://voca.ro/17xciLxXt962
waiting for a phone call before I go on a walk but the phone call is taking ages bloody bhenchod
>>221119695get him starmer
>>221119703mumble gang ww@
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa17zHJhNhAfun
teamspeak would be alrican't have a discord cause someone would get groomed just because that's discord for you
On the balcony I screamed. Hahahahahaha!
Who grooms the groomers
How does Polanski avoid all the "grifter" accusations?He's as populist as Farage in terms of pie in the sky promises to his various interest groups and has bounced around parties and seats to further his own political ambitions Yet he's never called out for this?
rorke status update?
Doing a skype with the mates. We just set up our minecraft server.
>>221119761me
Goodbye.
>>221119762cos the media is more on his sideall of them are poplistscorbyn was a massive one
bum smells like po
had a very interesting dream tonight but don't remember anything about it other than it was interesting
>>221119761US government it seems
>>221119777its good when the left-wing media brainwashes peoplewhen the right-wing media do it, it's at russia's request
bum smells like la la
>>221119776bye
>>221119797scream the dissonance between brexit being russian/chinese plant to break up the westbut scot nationalism being some wholesome grass roots anti colonial movement lol lmaothe utter hypocrisy
csreming
>>221119788interesting
>>221119762Because what is his grift?
>>221119810Bye.
i was trolled by russians in to voting for brexit and trump
>>221119833liar
i was trolled by russians into taking the vaxwait what
no egyptian ever tricked me into brexit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvO-LTGIrXo
OPEN THE FUCKING NEW
>>221116814>>221116814
>>221119853French, Irish, French, Northern Irish, French, English, French, Manx, English, Finnish, Norwegian, English, Irish.
Well this 4chan.org/int/brit isn't it
>>221119832A Jewish desire for power
a russian bot just made me click the old thinking it was the new
You think that's funny, don't you
you can get a note from your doctor that says the russians made you suck cock?
>>221119943it was the social media platform i was on, it was fucking with my head
>>221119943they didnt have to make me
>>221119961OHHHHHlet me tell you a couple of three things:you've become weak, you're out of control, and you've been taken in by a russian-backed grifter
*suddenly turns away from window blinds*OH SHIT GUYS BE COOL IT'S THE COPS
the /new/ shop is shut for the long weekend
rorke has no respect for this thing. he's never had a long term ban, not really
>a couple of three thingsFOY
We need to talk about rorke
no new then
>>221120044>>221120044>>221120044
>>221118399The thumbnail looks like a really nasty shit when not clicked on
