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Konnichiwa bro
>>221120762>asian lady is the mayor of BOSTON>race grifter>white husbandclown world, he's probably a cuckold IRL
Why are yuropigs, especially Germans so obsessed with us?
hello
>>221120890Woke non-white women will do anything for their fellow non-whites except have sex with them.
if you have 1 cent to your name you're richer than me by several thousand dollars
>>221120899jealousy + shame. they wish they were american but have the legacy of being curbstomped by americans at the same time. institutionalized brainwashing from their government also gives them a lifelong complex of self hatred which gets turned outward in the form of impotent rage and obsession. sort of like how some Canadians have the same complex; they shit talk America but secretly they are jealous and envy the level of liberty Americans enjoy.
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>>221120806so I can just sell other people's patented products as "art"
Cave Johnson who created Aperture Science made shower curtains. In 1943 he won an award for best shower curtains.
>>221120972Not him but a surprisingly large amount of this type of art is just plagiarized from the internet, but boomers don't know any memes so it works.
>>221120956I mean this guy has shit genes anyway, but imagine throwing away the potential for having good looking kids by breeding an asian
going to the doctor in 4 hours im nervous
Researching e-bikes, there's a 400 acre park above my house that's all woods and hilly. It would be perfect for that, but I be the libtard faggots who treat it like their personal property for their dogs will be mad as shit if I'm cruising around
>>221121057do they still make you wait weeks for the results of an AIDS test or is it something you'll know today?
>>221121060>the libtard faggots who treat it like their personal property for their dogs will be mad as shit if I'm cruising aroundWho cares nigga, just DO it like nike said o algo
>>221121060Lol that's probably my uncle you're talking about. I think you should try it out, it's public land.
>>221121075im hopefully getting meds for anxiety
>>221121080I'm just worried about their fucking dogs biting me because they're off leash, it's not allowed but they do it
Do you remember the Tom and Jerry episode where Tom is playing the piano in a concert and Jerry is inside the piano and he keeps messing with Tom
>>221120899I went to germany they kept asking me about blump
middle school was whack af during covid and i barely learned anything or got assignments done that year because it was all over zoomit was like it never happened
>>221121098>anxietySmoke weed instead
>>221121151weed is what gave me anxiety and made me feel insane
>>221121111Buy a faster e-bike then, dogs can't catch you
>>221121124You must be at least 18 to post here
>>221121098anxious about the AIDS, likely
>COVID>Middle school
>>221121173That's true, dogs have bad conditioning so they can't sprint for a marathon
>>221121219Anxious about getting your mom pregnant and her giving birth to another retard
Doe Dee oh doe
>>221121262Covid has 6 years ago can you believe it?
>>221121262I mean, he could be 18 now. But clearly it's just larp because noboy young uses 4chan anymore
I'm from Wackyland like Gogo Dodo
>>221121311We are the last generation to use 4cucks
>>221121277hopefully everything works out for you and the tests come back negative.not really sure why you're being so mean and hurtful towards me.
its so over
>>221121343FACT. Nobody after zillennials will use this site to any meaningful degree, the legacy users will keep paying for the cuckpass and slowly dwindle until the site shuts down.
tiny toon adventures had an episode where female bodybuilders beat up tiny daffy duck
>>221121390Imagine how mentally ill you have to be to pay to use this site lol
it's crazy how some of you have chronic mental illness but if you did my job for even 1 day you'd have a psychotic break from the stress. weird how we're all so differently hardwired.
>>221121057
Hey guys look at me I'm Baki bLEREHHHHHH:PP
>>221121497What do you do?
>>221121477I'll be honest I've considered it before but I always think, why would I pay to use this shithole that turns around and bans me for no reason every couple weeks? Nah fuck that, I upload large files on /hr/ just to increase costs for gookmoot
>>221121559not going to say directly, but i work for a very large company handling complex issues with lots of money and legal ramifications involved (not a lawyer).
>>221121499literally me
>>221121555
>>221121169it's because most weed sold today has an insanely high level of THC (several times higher), which causes anxiety and panic attacks. Older weed people used to smoke decades ago had way less THC and had a bit of CBD to balance out the THC. Most modern weed has little to no CBD.
>>221121428
The ticks are out and they're the modified ones that make you allergic to meat. Be safe out there this year
>>221121614You are brown and poor
>>221121614I don't like ticks.
I just got approved for tenure, now I can shitpost without worry
>>221121614Every year the news says there are more and more ticks, also farther north, yet I have never seen one in my entire life and I like to go hiking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJhmuSk76KQ
>>221121669Bruh they're kinda small?
>>221121497unironically probably trueI had something similar happen where some new bitch started shidding and farding not even 3 months into the project. Then you have people who'd do the same thing for 40 years just because they're lazy and hate being around their wife or something.
Never surrender.
>>221121651Tenure really brings out the real person. In high school, as soon as this science teacher got tenure he lectured all of his students with a full 1-week presentation on why climate change is fake.
>>221121669It depends on the area 2bhAnd then iirc scandinavian countries have always had bad ticks
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT
>>221121753shut up
If you consume any weed products you are a severely mentally challenged. I understand you probably can't tell, but that is just it. If you stop now you can maybe prevent a clinical diagnosis of schizophrenia later in life but that might already be decided.
>>221121712This is what America is all about
>>221121753Because it's too loud and I'm trying to relax iny home, I don't want to hear your boogety-boogety "music" through my fucking wall, it's common courtesy
>>221121753eh ee whuh uh woo eh ee uh
>>221121722I shan't be doing that, but I had a student complaining about celebrities owning planes and I said we fixed the ozone so it's probably not a big deal. I plan to talk about the Muslims and how they're parasites
Greek woman are peak sexxo
>>221121807Italian women mog (not diShitfano btw)
Everything I say is a lie
Still looking at e-bikes, most of these are meant for cruising on paved roads not the back woods like I need
>>221121828Staje zitt' COGLIONE
>>221121807When I was living in Germany I met this really short chubby deep Indian guy studying data science (of course) and he told me he was looking for a Greek girl. He said German girls were racist and Greek girls were more beautiful anyways.
>>221121608>the one he picked starts beating his ass anywaythis is so fucked
>>221121807this but georgian and lebanese women
>>221121807>>221121828asians/latinas mog everyone else
>>221121860You fuckin crazy
>>221121860There are attractive latinas but 90% are square bodied goblinas that get very fat
Shes not wearing a bra and has pleasant , manageable breasts.
>>221121940lets see it then
>>221121940why did she wreck the bus?
For some reason I’m under the impression I will still get hot med gf even though I’m getting old
>>221121988how old?
>>221121940phwoarwould shag her arse
>>221121966Narcotics and booze
>>221121988If you have money, you can get any kind of gf you want
>>221121839Get a mountain bike fatty it will keep you healthy
everywun looked 10 years older in the pastlike paul mccartney was only 27 wen beatles broke up but you wouldnt kno that looking at himkaren carpenter coulda passed for 30 when she was 20and i dont fink these fings are just like worse health in past or ugly peoplei fink its coz like modern adults are infantilized now and they look youngeradults in the past were mature and you had to grow up fastmodern adults are children
playing in cow dung
just produced nasty farts
>>221122073Nu-Canadian moment
>>221122018incredibly grim
>>221121169Yikes
Drinking disgusting instant coffee from a dirty mug like I deserve
>>221122165its not dirty its patina
rape mode on a bitch
Pooing
I like lightly tipsy women. They're not drunk enough to be obnoxious but are loosened up enough to be affectionate and handsy
>>221122283She ain't got no chin
>>221121940>>221122283i'm underwhelmed
>>221122222>>221122185
Just started this one, this should be good
>>221122283Mournful tits
My name is Rodney Bucksnort and I am from Guangdong province China
>>221122541i bet it sucks like all those clickbait cam channels. it'll be him arguing about a bill and end with him being handcuffed after complaining.the good ones are CodeBlueCam and Midwest Safety. Police Activity used to be good but the spicy stuff gets blocked or flagged so we can't see [redacted] getting ventilated anymore.
>>221122581I agree, but it took me on a detour in the auggestions
>>221122581another decentish channel https://www.youtube.com/@EWUBodycam
>>221122573Sup Rod. I'm Deke Seabreeze from Lake Pontchartrain
>Anchoa mitchilli, or the bay anchovy, is a small, abundant, schooling fish common in the Atlantic and Gulf of Mexico, known for its silvery stripe and translucent body, and is a crucial part of the food web, feeding on plankton and serving as prey for larger fish and birds. It tolerates a wide range of salinities, from fresh to hypersaline, and is found in coastal, estuarine, and even some river systems.
>>221122729>Gulf of Mexico
take care of your shoulders, knees, and elbows
neighbor was out in only her underwear today
All I wanna see is assholes and elbows
>Rainbow trout (Oncorhynchus mykiss) are a popular freshwater fish known for their colorful, spotted bodies and a pinkish-red stripe, prized by anglers worldwide and found globally due to extensive stocking. They are cold-water fish that require highly oxygenated water and feed on insects, crustaceans, and smaller fish, with migratory ocean-going forms called steelhead. While generally secure globally, some native populations face threats from habitat loss and competition with introduced trout.
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>>221122812Did you say hello
>>221122752wt is diss fucking film
>>221122222Digits of TRUTH
>>221122899i thought she was wearing training shorts but they were boy shorts
>red sea>its blue
>>221122939no
I've begun to hate the Japanese
>>221123001why?
>>221123001Thirdies keep seething at them because they like White Americans, yes
>>221123035Have seen their posts?
>build artificial super island in the pacific >new country for people to live in>it has blackjack and hookers>?????>profitbillionaires are retarded for not doing this
Just Give Me Something To Break
>>221123081Bioshock ahh
>>221123084
>>221123120i hate ayn rand
>17 years, 364 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds oldLiterally a juvenile with no personal autonomy>18 years and one pico second oldSend her off to bangbros IMMEDIATELY!!!!Why's this mentality so common in america?
>>221120890>he's probably a cuckoldLol she's anti-White and SHE'S the cuck for getting fucked by and marrying a White guy?
i want to kms
>>221123227Knit a Mirthful Sweater?
>>221123164Frank Fontaine ahh
>>221123165You have to draw the line somewhere, big guy.
>>221123165I know you're somali but this mentality doesn't even exist, people are now acting like 25 year old women can't consent to 29 year old men lol
My pickles will be ready soon, maybe by Saturday. I want to try pickling other stuff too like beets
>>221123165idk some people feel the teenager is being exploited by an individual but can sell themselves to a porn companySo maybe its something to do with perception of corporate matters
>>221123398This, it's the insidious machinations of post wall foids seething at the young women they can't compete with anymore, so they try to label them as children to shame men into fucking their hag ass>What does a 29 year old man have in common with a 25 year old girl? Shes far too young, that is a fucking CHILD.
kek get fucked normalshits
>>221123513Then the same hags will shamelessly claim a 37 year old woman dating a 23 year old man is completely different kek
>>221123549>SpataforeSomeone tell Vito
Opinioni?
>>221123549Guarantee this woman cheated on him. She's like a 8/10 and he's like a 4/10.
>>221123549This is not funny at all
>>221123579I mean care to explain?
>>221123579Great song, one of my favourites by Nirvana.
>>221123549BUTLER UTLER
>>221123549why THO?
Painted nails are actually very useful in the military but rarely done due to homophobia, even among high tier guys. I paint my nails flat black every time before going to the field
>>221123579What's shakin, Giusè Tuttapost?
>>221123621>tf>the fieldWhat field? The blueberry patch?
>>221123579https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43fsn-BBoMIMogged by this censored gem
>>221123579Richard did it betterhttps://youtu.be/44qhETWDr-k
>>221123679Before every LFX/FTX. Not currently deployed anywhere, in training
>>221123721This guy's an interior decorator. He killed 16 Czechslovakians single handed
>>221123756Gabagool :DDD
>>221120762Can a smart fella here who knows about kots tell me what it means when one brings her 2 babies to my doorstep and leaves them there all day? Is she asking me to babysit?
I'm feeling a little musciad today. I might have to stop drinking for a while, this don't feel right
>>221123809Means she TRUSTS you and wants you to do your human thang and take care of them while she's out hunting
Do right wing civil servants exist?I don’t think so, because they are unproductive parasites living off public money.
>>221123809She wants you you STEP UP and raise her kids
Interacted with a legit 89IQ dimwit at the hardware store today. Very tiring!I needed four pieces of plywood cut to size, I give him the dimensions in millimeters written down on my phone, he prints out the order and it’s suddenly like 300€. o_OMy 12cm became 1,20m and whatnot.Anyway new order, direct dimensions this time so he starts cutting.Measures twenty times before making the cut, was about to do it myself - it took forever!!! U_UIn the end one piece is 3cm too wide, I said whatever I’ll cut it off at home.Then one piece I needed twice he only cut once, so he cut one more. Of course it meant he had to reprint the order with the correct amount on it, where he entered the wrong thickness of plywood.Anyway I didn’t say anything because he typed in 12mm instead of 15mm which made the whole thing a lot cheaper. :DThis is my happening for today!All that after I was stuck in traffic for one hour today because the shortcut I thought I’d take turned out to be the biggest retard move. Also people simply cannot zipper merge. It’s such a dumb bottleneck.In other news the GF wants unhealthy dinner tonight so she bought Dino nuggets, curly fries, spring rolls and “chili cheese nuggets”. I’ll make my trademark “special sauce” to go along with all that.We boutta feast!! Imagine eating this good.
>>221122942falling down
>>221123809This is very cute and I envy youThere is nothing more precious than tiny little fluffball kittens
>>221123879bit classist
This is very M00t and I Gen Z you
>>221123882I'm not the step-dad I'm the dad that STEPPED UP>>221123834I see... I have been periodically keeping an eye on that little fellas to make sure they're okay.>>221123948They're adorable
>>221123579Wue Geppi
>>221123809Did she bring the box too?
Faggots & mash for brekkie diss mornin
Targeted ads are wonderful
>>221124031I would still fuck Sophia 20 years ago. She was hit even in her 70s
Papaya
Stomp clap hey
I like big glocks running with my gangsters and they like to spin blocks. I like ice and I like to tote pipes.
>950,000 jeets in Australia>over 750,000 were born in India>500,000 of those jeets only came in the last 10 yearsEvil ass world we live in
>>221124114https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1777567485370292.mp4
>>221124175TONIIIIIIGHT WE ARE YOUNGSO LETS SET THE QORLD ON FIREWERE BRIGHTERTHAN THE SUUUUUUN
>>221124184LOL È GIUST
>>221124192what a “fun.” song haha
canadian femboys of /cum/ be like: "i just finished jorking my tallywacker with olive oil >w< ahhhhhhhhh~"
>>221124192>>221124218For me it's "Some Nights"
>>221124183Do the needful xir
>>221124227I saw the image first, then read the post, then looked at the image again and just burst out laughing - a literal LOL moment.
>>221124228Some daysSome nightsSome live some day in the way of the samuraiSome fightSome bleedSun up to sun down it's the call of the battle cry
>>221124183I just learned that a lot of work visas are for Indians sponsored by companies staffed by Indians. How the fuck is this a thing
>>221124228I always found the civil war theme of the MV weird
The plan went off without a hitch and nobody the wiser. Now we play the waiting game.
>>221124339It is about someone going off to war, after all.
>>221124334Eat like a shitalian
mamma mia i burna da pizza!
>>221124454The ‘ghan would have been a better fit
>>221124506Too trite for the time the song came out.
Croatia invented cheese saar
>>221124031Waa jamm bell fratm acc u sol iamma ammar ch m sta p fa ccaldo wajjo
I went to cat Island
>>221124290hehe kann ich nur lachen ^^
He helped with my ham sandwich
>>221124583Now that sounds GROSS
The hole in the wall shop where I got the sandwich, she went in back to get some mayo
>>221124579*bleepbloop* 404 CAT NOT FOUND *bleep*jajaja where the cats at!!
>>221124576LMFAOOO
>>221124330This is just how jeets do immigration. Once they get a foothold they just abuse any and all systems to bring more jeets in.
>>221123549Awesome
>>221123549why are italians like this?
>>221124576Uè frat’m, e m’haje rignuto ’e rrecchie! Ma quale sole e sole, tu me pare nu capitone fujuto a dint’a tiella. Sta faticanno sul’o penziero ’e se sbrevognà abbascio ’o mare? Mov’ chillu mazz’ e cammina, ca si aspetta a tte, ’o sole s’è già fatto mare e ’a birra s’è scarfata comm’a n’infuso d’’a nonna. Statte accorto a nun te cocer’ troppo, ca po’ par’ nu purpetiello affogato e nun te piglia manco ’a jatt’ ’e mmiez’ ’a via. Jamme jà, scinne e nun me scassà ’o cazzo!
shut up, nerd
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>>221124863"It's a living"
>>221124863cartoon
Do americans believe in gnomes? Gnometards are everywhere in europe
>>221124792Na, Herman, it's only funny when you abbreviate it so much that it's just single letters like>>221124576>>221124478I read this to the tune of "Walk like an Egyptian"
gawwwwdddd
>>221124908nisse
Tomorrow is Footkraut's birthday month, what will /cum/ be getting him for his 43rd birthday?
>>221124183Indians are a bioweapon. I don't even hate them individually at least not most of the ones I've met. There's been some exceptions but generally I'm okay with them, until you deal with them in a white collar office job then you see why they're so despised. But the real problem is there's just WAY too fucking many of them. Like FFS. There's just too many. And they pollute the environment and trash it like some sort of reverse terraforming operation.>>221124330Because our politicians hate us. A lot.
*ahem*Sneed oils
Gotta return momberg's Amazon package for her today it's the last day to do it
>>221124919Istopped believing in gnomes at age 7 but some people believe inthem at age fucking 60
>>221124992a big kiss on the lips
Saw an American being mean to a German flag earlierPlease be nice to Germany
>>221124998They're the only country in the world that actively seems to be trying to send it's entire populace abroad to any nation no matter what so they can scam and send money back to Jeetistan. Literally no benefit from having them either.
>>221124916Uè sà, n’m scassà ’o cazz’.
We forgive you Germany
>>221125069To who, Herman? Yeah, he's alright mostly. Most of the time
>FK is alrightBuncha newfags in here
>>221125069Don't quite like the Germans rn their prime minister is a cunt
LOLhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1777569840054424.mp4
>>221125175I been here much longer than you, tizio
>>221125209I hate this.
all women are evil
>>221125197ermm we don’t have a prime minister
>>221125224Then you can remember when he spammed scat in here, proving he's not alright
countries like india shouldnt get foreign aid if they refuse to curb population growth and develop their domestic economy
>>221125209Ok I take it back, Herman is not alright
enough to turn one into a chud fr
>>221125265I never did that thougheverbeitThis is decades old slander
>>221125266India should get foreign aid (nukes) from Pakistan, whom they should also exchange foreign aid (nukes) with, then send some foreign aid (nukes) to Bangladesh just to even everything out.
>>221125264Nobody cares really. You know what I mean.
>>221125266India is below replacement rate
canadian twinks of /int/ be like: "bud quit messin' around with my butt like that >.<"
>>221125357jej
Pickle juice is the perfect electrolyte beverage, prove me wrong you can't
I'm feeling a little bit better now that I ate a fuckin of food. 4 pieces of chicken, a ham sandwich and some cookies (oatmeal raisin) I haven't eaten this much in one sitting in years
>>221125288>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/199264081/#199265883You literally admitted to doing it but claimed it wasn't spam because it was just one (1) scat webm lol
>>221125357yah they really do be like that
>>221125357Damn facts
Getting a gf is easy
>>221125431Said no one ever
Want to fuck every girl on instagram
>>221125431Duh, hiding the body is the hard part
>>221125391It was a comedic inputAlso it wasn’t real poo either she just had some brown colored enema, it’s impossible to create such an immense poo fountain on demand
>>221125335dont forget china>>221125341SIR please
>>221125446As David found out
The reality that there are enough noox in the world to destroy the planet and they're being gatekept by literal retards is disconcerting
>>221125431i just have to date enough women and you'll eventually find one to settle with, you'll also have sex in the meantime
>>221125450https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/70183823/#70186262>comedicNigga literally shitting up /cum/. Found the exact thread and everything.
Had another deep philosophical conversation with my neighbor who has down's syndrome. I think they all love rasslin'
You guys ever think about the raisin industry?
I will never be mongolian.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiQm5Fh5NjE
>>221125485>enough noox in the world to destroy the planetThis is ackchually a CIA meme to discourage the Soviet Union from using them during the Cold War, not even memeing.
Has anyone ever heard of this David niqqa before he got caught Stabbed the girl to death and cut her to pieces with a chainsaw, how does one even get to that point.Imagine being her friends and family getting these things on your news feed.May GOD give them strength to get through these hard times
>>221125542I thought the meme was there were enuff noox to destroy the world SEVERAL TIMES OVER. I'm pretty sure there's enough noox in the world to end all human life at least one time
>>221125515That’s not meI posted a webm of a Japanese woman having explosive diarrhea in a parking lot
I’m so fucking slow I threw away my life for 0 reasons
It's going to be weird when you go to Tractor Supply for your Toro brand YeeHaw Fuckbuddy Twin-Piston Funbot, Field Hand Aunt Mammy+ model, and the teenage employee has to get out the riser and a coworker to see if there's any left in stock somewhere on the top shelf
>>221125574>German spamming gooner shit and talking in ebonics in /cum/ isn't meGetting senile now, are we?
why wont it get better? wtf is wrong with this world aaaaa
>>221125617
>>221125672He lowered prescription drug prices by 600%
>>221125672>Epstien
Listening to the new Mydreamfever album and enjoying it.
>>221125672praise allah, libcuck
>>221125200I liked PS1 and PS1 graphics but I also feel like it's overly fetishized at this point. Idk it seems overdone a bit.
>Epstein class
This summer might be your last.
>>221125760i honestly cant wait to die
>>221125753They'll say ANYTHING except jews
>>221125778Faggot
>>221125760inshallah
>>221125814rude
26 kilos Dumbells press today
>>221125721Frank Fontaine ahh
>>221125807I hate Jews, but all these fucking faggots are beating around the bush pretending they aren't antisemites
Closing in on 310 suddenly niBBas is too shy to talk
Am i the only one with this romantic fantasies about going to gaza with my romantic partner?
fimlabouda hab a nappooooooooo
Did your high school teachers rape you or were you running like Naruto in the hallways?
>>221125892do you have a partner?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qc5uHS7Jr7g
>>221125778I used to feel like that. It was comforting in a sick way, being constantly ready to die. Now I am not suicidal at all and I really don't want to die and I care about my health and stuff. Once you have will to live it comes with the anxiety and fear of losing everything. I guess that's only natural, but it felt like a minor superpower to not have mortal fear...
>>221125914No i just dreamed about it
>>221125883>You can't blame all jews for what israel is doing, that's anti-semitic and actually helps Israel o algo>All white people are responsible for everything in history even if it was centuries ago or in another continentLeftists will seriously not see any contradiction between these 2 points either
>>221125914of course he does, its impossible to suffer in Italy
>>221125778Sell your organs and give me the money
Can you press body weight?
Ayo who finna be makin tha new one*sucks teeth*
Did you know that rubbing onions on yourself is a traditional way to cool off in India and the government recommends that you carry an onion in your pocket to cool off?
>>221125959No I don’t think I can even do one proper push up
>>221126039>jeets claiming to be scientific geniuses explaining how cow dung and onions are actually panaceasMeme country
The Simpsons did it already
>>221125938I actually think the Jews should genocide all Palestinians and Arabs for that matter
NEW>>221126123
>>221126039
>>221126039Jeets are disgusting 100% of the time