comfy edition
>>221122809bout time. lad
natty dread will never run away
>>221122809wha apened to her
>>221122834turned into a ho
might go out again but also i already showered so :/need advice from my good friends at /brit/
Sir Fire Stick
what dodgy box do you use then
>>221122851why would showering stop you going out? are you pongmaxxing or something
>>221122870your mum's, mostly
https://vocaroo.com/1oUA68tiL91U
got fucking mogged in Aldi this morning, wasn’t nice at all
>>221122809:)
>>221122809is she the terminally ill sickly one or the one that had her nudes leaked and punched her face on youtube while crying
>>221122870thrustmaster 3000
>>221122870still got my trusty rolf harris sex arse
>>221122881no i showered when i got in last time to cool off but if i go out a second time, im just going to be hot and a bit sweaty again and i cba showering twice in one day
>>221122918non issue if you ask me
>>221122870sir sky dish
>>221122901wasn't that the aussie one?
>>221122809Is the agatha threemilk?
>>221122870I don't think the device matters so much, it's just anything that connects to the internet like it could be an amazon firestick or a google tv box or an apple tv box etc.Then you sign up to one of the many dodgy IPTV providers over whatsapp, pay them, and get sent details on how to sign in.
>>221122918and you people wonder why you don't have gfs
>>221122943come to spoons in dunfy on friday lad
hi lads what would happen if I drank some of this
>>221122901>punched her face on youtube while cryingplease link
just torrent stuff and boot up jellyfin me
>>221122969willy doubles in length
>>221122918lose weight ryan
>>221122981ktim
I'm doing an online course which is basically A level maths. Most of the people doing it are so they can get into teaching. And oh my days are these people retarded. Not only so they openly admit to cheating and using chatgpt to do their graded homework for them, they all just assume they can use their phone calculators in the final exam, and they're so brain dead they can't understand basic shit. I totally understand if you're allergic to differential calculus, but they can't understand mean, median, mode averages no matter how many times its explained to them. They complain about the course and how it's taught badly and its literally the only way to learn it like there isn't literally thousands of books and videos that explain the stuff they need to know.Some of them it's their third time doing it because they've failed it twice already. They insist that they should be given a pass despite failing. They only need 65%, and 60% of the grade is the homework they got chatgpt to do. It's unbelievable and it pains me that these morons will likely end up teaching.
>>221122981torrent live sport do you yeahshut the fuck up you gimp we're not talking about your latest marvelslop or mario bingbing wahoo movies the deanos are talking now
reading a reddit thread about multiculturalism in london and it's just them unironically talking about all the good ethnic restaurants
not aword
how should i cook my pork chops this evening brit?
>>221122222.
Love torrenting. My rule is "If it's less than 4.5GB, it's free"
>>221122956yeah
>>221123008londoners are obivously going to support that shit since most of them are wogs
>christmas pudding>its a cake
>>221122992FREE NORTH IRELAND FROM THE ENGLAND REGIME NOW ! ! !
>>221123005oh right i don’t watch the black men run around kicking a ball, my iq is too high
rorke's only gone and removed the torrent as soon as it starts seeding again hasn't he
>>221122992daiso...
>>221123008well they don't provide much else do theyit's that or rape and terrorism
>>221122969my potions are too strong for you, gardener
>>221123029based
>>221123044removed my cock from your mum after i seeded her
ireland is still split in two due to migrations centuries ago makes you think doesnt it
>>221122950she was american, was a bit more like rebecca black than 19th century tb patient. but /pol/ went mental for her for a while because she acted young.>>221122973can't even remember her name. i think something flowers. could be mixing up her with jessie slaughter.>>221122968brasshouse after, or lourenzos?
>>221123044ktim when I took 3 weeks downloading a torrent
>>221123069zos
>>221122992i can empathize with them. they won't be teaching math, surely?
Sir Jew Harmer
>>221122870Ntl box
>>221123061went for round 2 3 and 4 in yours
I torrent but don't get involved with it.I just use seedr, which does all the faff far away from me.I just download the movie or game.
hes the type of man that does things on the cheaphe got his girlfriend a watch that he found on the streethe buys knock off dvds he'd rob his own granhe scrounges his drinks what a grubby little man
I think this year is gonna be a whole decade of emmayank posting about Emma Watson almost every single day. Mental.
Might do a maths degree with the OUBarely passed GCSE maths so will need to spend some time beforehand learning, but it seems like a good step
>>221123095s
thinking back to my zoomer years when firstrowsports was the goto for prem matches ;_;
>>221123112time to retire it now surely
>>221123123i got a b in gcse maths but then got raped by a-level maths and got a d
>>221123112Mad how mentally ill he is
nth for the gyaldem
"Suck Here" Starmer
>>221123141creepy image
my cock is the cock that will pierce the heavens desu
>>221123141looks like a tranny
not too fond of seeing exploded gazan children every time i open a left wing persons twitter page
>>221123090i'll be there, i'll catch the 19 from halbeath
we can save our countries with a cross boarder dating app. British men are ONLY allowed to hook up with german women and German man would ONLY be allowed to hook up with british women. This would 100% work and we could repopulate our nations
those kids only got 5 years for luring that bloke to the beach and killing him. mental
>>221123015sear and then cook in the oven
>>221123171ill gie you a lift lad
>>221123152s
>>221123131why's she done that
>>221123094Anon if you're incapable of finding resources to teach you basic mathematical concepts that have existed for thousands of years, and incapable of understanding mean, median and mode, you shouldn't be a school teacher.>mean: add all up then divide by number of things added. Median: the medium number, count top to bottom and bottom to top and meet on the middle. Mode: the 'most' common one.>"I don't get it!'Honestly you have to be fucking brainless.
>>221123178will i also be allowed to hook up with german men?
>>221123204cor to be 1 inch tall exploring that cavernous mouth COR
got a 2 inch penis
>>221123131Don't see why they drew attention to her gender. They would never specify "male bus driver did x"???
>>221123123I would do that if I could afford it.
>>221123206doesnt suit repopulation but sure
>>221123204Would love to take a nice big shite into her mouth
>>221123184what if i'm in t-hall
I'm a 34 year old zoomer. I'm still hip! I'm still cool!
banksy did a thing did he? definitely care about that me
>>221123178vgpI want to spunk inside ostdeutscher puss
>>221123235bizarre scenario to record
americans react to peep show
>>221123237Something like two and a half grand in Wales per year versus seven and a half in England
>>221123236well we don't know that because there have never been any instances of male bus drivers driving the full bus into a river so it fully submerges
>don’t worry mein fuhrer…i will deal with them
>>221123178I feel like we're getting the better deal here. However if it must be done you're a patriot for suggesting the idea.
>>221122950>>221122973was thinking of evalion "queen of /pol/"
>>221123268tribals react to big bob's lost his head (emotional)
>>221123268yo this jeremy dude is friggin nuts!
>>221123131>her
The Glasgow lads should organise a /brit/ meetup, would give me a good reason to socialise and visit Scotland for the firs time x
nearly tripped over my own feet and fell into the path of a moving car earlier. so i could be dead rn if i wasn't so quick to recover. life is short
Leng lebbo broad thats always on me bus been giving me the eyes, ill talk to her next opporunity
>>221123270No one has that money to spend.
clicking on things on my computer and sometimes typing
Will you fuck my jewish girlfriend on the left Yes/No and why?
>>221123309get her raped consensually
would love to be a lorry driver having a cheeky little sleep and wank at night in the bed in the back of the cab
>>221123303should be easy considering half the general lives in scotland
>>221123309yooper alert
>>221123299bet that hurt
>>221123287Unironically if this guy were white they'd be trying to frame it as an incel thing but since he's black it's "mental health"
>>221123315death grips
I've had too much sugar now I'm feeling LOOPY!! XD LOL :P
>>221123320least mentally ill jew
i'm just saying they're basically adults at that age
>>221123320yesi would fuck anything
>>221123320it was however million you want it to be
>>221123131loool typical woman driver
>>221123320um how old are those girls
>>221122973and this was it, you sick freak.
>>221123358been thinking about women in combat sports ever since i saw a clip from a documentary about japanese wrestler girls
>>221123204yes but some people get math anxiety and it makes their brain go extra dumb. they could still make good teachers despite that
>>221123381why is she doing that? :(
any crunk niggaz in
pasta pesto with cheddar cheese like a runtoid
>>221123418nah
>>221123389this one?https://youtu.be/xkCo8a7tgPw
terrible day at work, DO NOT want to talk about it so dont even bother
you say math i say maffs
how do i get some charles lads i have no friends or social life except every now and then im invited to a gathering (say 3 times a year) and last time was a couple of months ago and i had some charles and i loved it it made me happy and i really think it would help me but i dont know how to acquire it
>>221123400to protest against woke
feels like a fried egg
>>221123435same documentary (gaea girls) but the video was the lead character talking about why she wants to wrestle with a few training moments thrown in there. might watch the whole thing tonight desu
>>221123441what happened babes x
>>221123447wtf is charles, you been snorting the king or summat
>>221123447Cokelad will be here shortly
AI told me to embrace being a fatlad and just get better fitting clothes instead of trying to lose weightNot sure how I feel about this
>>221123400she learned about racism
>>221123459scream
>>221123478wink wink no
>>221123483been slimming down to get back into my clothes I became a disgrace
>>221123500ktimwas able to fit into jeans i hadn't worn in ages, unfortunately they are a size 38 waist so still a bit to go
saw the word 'tradwife' on a Waterstones advert beforealso was in Waterstones and they had a book titled 'what if Reform won?' and it had a picture of London being all dark and grey
kind of mental all the mathematical functions, transforms, and arithmetic a gpu does and how fast it does it when you're playing a video game
Get out of here Stalker
>>221123370scr
wanktoil complete
>>221123541I saw a YouTube short that said Super Mario Bros 3 is as big as 16,000 paedos
>>221123541it has no choice like water has no choice when it goes down a river
>>221123320No, I don't want Hamas' sloppy seconds
>>221123528alri big lad how much do you weigh
>>221123395>Math anxiety from mode averagesAnon...
>>221123500>>221123528On one hand lads, a few new shirts and trousers would only be about 1200 euro but I feel like I'd get rid of them in a year or less
girl at work told me her husband was raised on goat milk because his parents didn't believe in baby milk or breast feeding. remember reading that's good in the game of thrones books.her own mum and dad have a bunker in the mountains, so something going on there for sure.
I love dark skin queens
>>221123534used to go to waterstones after school and stare at the manga section even though i was too poor to buy anything while the people in my class were having sex and planning their futures
>>221123541reckon it’s just magic occams razor
>>221123442always thought the way bongs say "maths" is cute. "math" just seems more boring
been using this anbesol gel for my tooth but i like the way it tastes so I keep eating itused to do the same with bonjela as a kid toofat little cunt I am
>>221123583just like rorke's dad scranning a sunday roast innit
>>221123569Umm
did you guys get a reform kit?
>>221123593107kg
Gymtoil complete I wish you lads could get a whiff of my arse right now
>>221123601Same
>>221123636bizarre
>>221123605well it's mathematics rather than mathematic isn't it.it's like if north americans studied physic
>>221123651whats bizarre about it?
fat ugly neighbour is singing loudly again in her monotone voice
pikeys still camped out on a patch of grass near the old incel walk route. fuming.
>>221123636sad arse on the left
>>221123636>guysfoy
>>221123636State of this faggot
>>221123664get her pumped
>>221123678i shit you not, her partner is black
>>221123663getting a football kit for your favourite political party is stupid and strange
>>221123598They probably vote for Gregorz Braun's party
>>221123663he'll say that then say mentally ill bloke wearing dresses is completely normal
i see d4vd did a cheeky chop up of her body with a chainsaw in an inflatable poolmad
those patio cleaning attachments for the pressure washers are fucking shite aren't theybetter off just using the wide nozzle really
>>221123709can you respond to my friend here >>221123712 he made a very rational point.
rorke asking ai to solve paradoxes thinking it would make the datacenter spark and smoke like in the movies
goat butter > cow butter
>>221123727was just saying this at the pressure washer weekly meet up
>>221122809HeheComfy
>>221123712>>221123734no i think that's stupid and bizarre too
The watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXv8K0v2cSk
>>221123764i bet most of Mousey's questions are not answered in this
>>221123727takes ages though, you need that round one
d4vd is innocent
omg umbunny voice reveal xhttps://voca.ro/122pEoRdJtEg
sad
he’d batter you
>>221123802ummy! xx
>>221123771kek
>>221123764>found video game company>make sniper elite series>get OBE>spend all your time playing with swords and pretending to be a knightlove that fella he's living the dream of neets everywhere
>>221123785Yeah spent a good couple hours today doing mineThe round ones don't get the black lichen spots
>>221123358need to kiss those toesie woesies all better
Absolutely in shock that my gf is with me and doesn't think I'm a vehement slug of an oik.
Lads is my life going to get better or not be honest
>switching to virgin broadband next week, 60mbps to 500mbps>engineer turns up today to tell me I can't get virgin broadband due to BT cabling, says Sky can do it thoughFucks SAKE I'll be left without broadband, I doubt Sky can get someone out by next week. Now I'm having to deal with fucking jeets at virgin media who are all thick as shit.
see a lot more women with head coverings recently
>>221123711if onlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eynlV97PS1o
>>221123860Ask again later
my wife's boyfriend raped me
doesn't know what vehement means either
>>221123860It will get worse but in the end you'll be better off for it
>>221123835He's brilliant
>>221123603numbers go in fun comes out
>>221123236all they said was herthey would absolutely have said his if a man did it
>>221123594i know, people are are dumb but it's just the way it is. are you taking the course to get into teaching?
>>221123764i dont get it he's rich and successful and well liked so why is rebellion so mediocre?like if i had the control he has over game development i would make good games instead of mid jank
Zia Yusuf: The suspect in the Golders Green attack was born in Somalia and granted British citizenship. If found guilty, I would use the Home Secretary’s existing powers under the British Nationality Act 1981 to strip him of his citizenship and deport him from our shores.
It's really not that hard not to be a fat cunt like just eat chicken and rice 3 times a day
>>221123720Huh?
>>221123918very based
>>22112330363% of homeless accomodation in Glasgow is housing African and Asian refugees
>>221123906aliens vs predator was a banger in its day
>>221123655true. "physic" sounds neat though, like straight out of a medieval alchemy book
jark chicken 3x day
He fought for Europe is what he did! He was a great Aryan leader! And in this house Adolf Hitler is a hero! End of story!
>>221123867BT, more specifically the Openreach subsidiary has such a monopoly on the broadband infrastructure in the UK it's insaneWhy's there nothing done about that
>>221123918mad how easy it is to be a populist nowadays
>>221123904No my work just offered to pay for me to do it because I'm the only one who doesn't have it (Irishers all have to take Leaving Cert/A level maths but it's optional in England (God's country))
>>221123903>a female trainee driverNo, using pronouns is not the problem, obviously they would use he if it was guy. However they would NOT feel the need to specify "a male trainee driver"It's clear the Mail is playing into a nasty little dog whistle about the stereotype of women drivers.
rorke having chicken, rice and peas for dinner
>>221123915katy perry copycat ass bitch
>>221123918When's he going to deport himself?
love chicken and riceshould've been born a chicken and rice man but instead I was born a regular man
>>221123918Just stop giving Aficans and Asians citizen all together, they are always loyal to their homeland regardless. The only people that should be able to gain citizenship should the diaspora.
>>221123970yelling at your mom after she tells you to clean up your room
did you know that most somalians in the UK are from Somaliland? i thought they were the good ones?
>>221123996they only said female in the small text. that's just added information. they absolutely would have specified man in the same place. you keep confusing it with a headline
>>221124001leftypol having curry goat rice and peas for dinner
Could be a takeaway for tea team
>>221124049they’re all just somalis it’s the same ethnicity. you think of somaliland as good because it’s USA backed and you are goycattle
>>221124024Africans and Asians are imperial diaspora
told everyone im going to the toil night out but shan't be showing up. playing hard to get so they want to be friends with me even more
prawn cocktail? more like sucking a prawn's tiny cock
KEIR STARMERJEW HARMER
>>221124126haha yeah more like that instead
rorke nigger scream
Mental how there's countries in Africa and Asia that wouldn't even consider granting citizenship to you if you're not of their race.Timmy could get a 10 year "permanent residence" in China but they'd never let him call himself Chinese. Even if he spoke Chinese and ate nothing but spicebags. But that would be inconceivable to us because we're just smarter than they are or something.
teen
>>221124141You're Greek
Handel needed a whole Act of Parliament just to naturalise himself here and he contributed more to this country than every brown and black combined it's mental innit
>>221124126or my tiny prawn cock
Think I'll give up the cans, ladsAt least for a few weeks
>>221124141there are white people with chinese citizenshiprussians in some border regions and also some random white people who were born there
>>221124156niggas name is handle
more like Handeling a cock
>>221124196>there are white people with chinese citizenshipno chinese person would ever consider them actually chinese though
>>221124141Based Asians aren't infected by Christianity
it's not right
>I know I'm wrong but here's how I'm actually right
>>221123996https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15746827/Police-watchdog-investigate-motorway-crash.html>The male driver of the Kuga, 44,
>>221124220This post ain't gon unblack your future wife lil bro
has rorke ever interacted with the mandem? has this link up ever happened?
I am at my happiest when I am unconscious
>>221124233WTF causes this? Ozempic?
>>221124233Most looked like ghouls before the bogdening
>>221124266They got older, incel
>>221124246You're brown
>>221123989oh nice. i did the bare minimum in math and barely scrapped by, i should really take a course myself. soon the math dummy teachers will be pulling their hair out dealing with their own students cheating and using ai so i guess it will all even out in the end
Act of Parliament forcing every woman in Britain to walk barefoot on my face while crushing my bollocks
>>221124260had an incident with the cronem pre-covid and hes been too scared to go ends ever since. tragic
>>221124261the happiest man is dead, as they say
>>221124233Who is the handsome squidward one and the bottom right?
>>221124220I accept your concession
>>221124266some of it is ozempic and some of it is buccal fat removal surgery
>>221124299Olivia Wilde (real name Cockburn)
>>221124233mad how they're all doing it for nothing too
owls conspiring against mecall that an act of parliament
>>221124283Hoot hoot
My body hair is weird, I basically have hair on every part of my body (even slightly less common places like my back, shoulders, toes, upper arms, belly etc) but it isn't thick at all.
>>221124278No, but you will have no legacy after death.
>>221123791So true sis
>>221124310>buccal fat removal surgerythis makes me knob a fooken noodle
might read the iliad
Rorke enraged that 95% of women have had sex by 20
Was working on something at 4:45 with this nigga at work then 15 min later all his accounts were deactivated. Gone without a word
>>221124406leftypol arranging blind dates for the remaining 5% with the cronem
>>221124406with or without being raped
>>221124404Try to read the room first
>>221124415starmtroopers got him
>>221124404bit of a chore finding a translation that you like
>>221124233they even got my queen alexa demie, they can't keep getting away
>>221124443Nigga that's a movie!
Thoughts on the concept of a National Socialist Folk Revolution?
leftypol converting, sorry - reverting, to islam
>>221124465s
Had 3 litres of milk today and nothing else.
>>221124373>>221124463who invited the incels
>>221124438Drinking a glass of wine and then reporting it as rape 20 years later isn't rape
>>221124458well i've got the penguin classics one
>>221124277You're an idiot if you think that's just them getting older.
>>221124493it's not even an incel thing to bitch about tho, normies hate it too
Worst kind of /brit/ posters are the fake normies
I'm not really vibing with /brit/ right now
just snapped my willy
My boss overheard me calling him a little hitler earlier, you reckon I could get sacked for that?it's not like I called him a racial slur (he is one however)
>At moments like this we often say this is not Britain, that these attacks are an afront to British values, to British tolerance, British decency but they keep happening.British values update it's now British to stab random jews on the street over third world ethnic conflicts
>>221124585He's a racial slur?
>>221074186>>221074186
>>221124615>>221124615>>221124615
