Angiolè 'a Sirena EditionPrevious>>221120762
Tets
>>221126123Dude is LITERALLY me.
I'm dead inside
I remember this image used to get posted in /cum/ a lot back in the day... All those PNW anons, gone...
>>221126184
I'm literally the guy from taxi driver
>>221126269bald and autistic?
>>221126269People move to Poo York Stinky to live out some Travis Bickle/Carrie Bradshaw fantasy and expect me to believe they're no different than Disney adults
Hey! You’re perfect just the way you are. :-)
>>221126281No I mean eyes, nose, a mouth. That sort of thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URhmqy9qGRQ
>>221126307I like his song Space Cowboy. Really gets me dancing
>I feel nervous every day of my lifehttps://youtu.be/oHs1ufWx70U?si=8SZqKLuaguDa_6X2
>>221126307https://youtu.be/8aQ51-8eF-o
For me it's Blue Sky - Jamiroquai
>>221126292Quello NY nun esiste cchiu, NY hasn't been like that for a long, long time. It's been a soulless corporate wasteland living off its past glory for decades now
need some vacations to bounce on some dick and just log off
pic related: NYC's past glory
That's like moving to L. A. for 1960s surfer culture, that shits long gone lmao
>>221126433https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_CBWxmTlRI
>>221126432I mean cultural glory. It may have looked like munezz, but you can't say it didn't hav sovl
>>221126432That's the Jew york my mom remembers
WE ARE YOUNG
pic related: NYC's cultural glory
I need something to binge watch while my broken hand heals and don't say gay porn I've already seen it all
Seeing 9/11 up close was kino
>>221126489SOVL
>>221126489That's just more trashNew York has always been a cultural powerhouse and to pretend otherwise is just dishonest
I have a relative who lives in New York and she probably makes 250k a year and she’s sexy and far enough removed so it wouldn’t be an issue dating her but here I am
>>221126506
>>221126519TrueAfter all it’s the concrete jungle where dreams are made of and there’s nothing you can’t do when you’re in New York (the city that never sleeps)
>>221126489New York still has that trash there
>>221126505People died...
>>221126569Thanks Mamdhani
>New York has always been a cultural powerhouse
Oops I accidentally replied to a namefagForgive me, M00tykins
Cocksucker
Use this for the next new
The image is a medium-shot, vertical portrait of a smiling young person standing in a bright kitchen, holding a large cake on a wooden board. The subject has dark hair tied back in a ponytail and is wearing a light sage green ribbed short-sleeved shirt and blue denim jeans. They are positioned centrally behind a kitchen counter, holding a circular wooden peel or cutting board with both hands, tilted slightly toward the camera. On the board sits a round, golden-brown cake topped with thick pink icing that drips down the sides and is decorated with multicolored sphere sprinkles. The kitchen background is modern and minimalist, featuring matte white cabinetry with black vertical handles. To the left, a knife block and kitchen utensils are visible on the counter. In the background to the right, there is a blue electric kettle and a dishwasher integrated into the lower cabinetry. The lighting is bright and even, suggesting indoor artificial light or strong daylight. The overall composition is clean and centered, capturing a celebratory or domestic moment. The person has a wide, enthusiastic expression, displaying their teeth, and is wearing a thin gold necklace. The foreground consists of a neutral-toned countertop that creates a horizontal line across the bottom of the frame. The focus is sharp on the subject and the cake, with the background elements clearly visible but secondary in visual weight.
>>221126685no
>>221126693Aww, man.
>>221126691
is baseball the sport with most aura? I only own caps because they look nice
I'm working late because I'm a singer
Someone post that Calvin And Hobbes comic where his dad is explaining internet slang is either streamerchatspeak or ebonics
>>221126349Nice anon I really like this a lot. Care to share more similar songs?
Baseball is the only major league sport where you can be a fatass and get paid millions
>>221126747>standing like a dumbass below the blazing sunthats aura?
>>221126747yes
>>221126813Yes
>>221126776>streamerchat>not 4chan lingoNigga get yo ass back to twitch
>>221126797>be pablo sandoval>win 2 world series with america's team>go to boston>eat ice cream sundaes and get fatter>bust your belt taking an AB>get paid millions to sit on the bench before going back to SFmy GOAT
>>221126714I thought that thing was some niche weeb cgi movie from like 2001. Gives off that vibe
>>221126830Tono ga omae wa yondeiru ze
why are jeets and sandjeets so physically repulsive? no one on earth has ugly people comparable to them.
I don't eat sugar because I follow Weston A. Price's principles
>>221126864Remember when they made a Final Fantasy movie in the early 2000s and it was the greatest ever but it flopped so they never did it again? Good times it was a great movie
>>221126887Abos are uglier, but only just.
>and it was the greatest ever
>>221126891That movie blew ape.
>>221126888For me it's ray peat
>>221126944I am unironically looking him up now
Did someone say Neil Pert?
Sportsball is for fags. Gtfo normies
Did someone say Rape Eat?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjwkcmPOeuk
>>221127011baseball general, GB2 redit
>>221126911i think the aborginals, natives, and south indians are genetically close
I'm imagining my boss sucking me off and it's so fucking hot, she's so pretty
>>221127058I'm watching your mom suck me off as I type this
>>221126213I made the Californian brown in this image after someone posted a version where they were all blonde and blue eyed
>>221127058a/s/l?
For me, I think other than abos, Dominicans are the ugliest people in the world.
>>221127106theres still plenty of blonde, blue eyed qts here, my onitis being one of them
>>221127121And I'm dominican!(scrubs reference)
>>221127112Is it 1998 again or what
The new Resident Evil trailer looks good no homo
>>221126184Clack is still gay
>>221127144We were still doing that in 2006 pal and it led to sex!
someone needs to make a good post soon or they won't renew /cum/ for another season
computa make this thread supa gay and horny
Have a sheat.
>>221127131Yeah but if you averaged out all Californian girls the result would be brownI say this as someone from California (average girl in my area would be Sino-Indian)
>>221126777https://youtu.be/HzYrZoALCCA?si=KpcKxHAL2hrhhPpe
David O'shoes is the worst meme of 2026
>>221127201
>>221127216san jose?
>>221127155gives off 7 and 8 vibes
having a middle aged american mom call you darling must carry an ecstatic feeling
Ugly people are so evil
>>221127230Catching not pitching?
>>221127191
Im feeling bad at the gym, what else is new
>>221127265It's supposed to take place during 2 apparently
>>221127281Sometimes I wish I was a nigging nigger
>>221127301the house at the beginning of the trailer is very 7 ish.
fartpiss
>>221127313what is that supposed to mean verbwise
>>221127248Yep, it’s extremely rare to see a young white person here Went to Great America last weekend and all the local middle schools had field trips there that day for some reason Almost completely Indian and AsianThey had the names of every kid in their school’s program on their backs and I saw maybe 5 white names combined, only saw a few white kids in general
>>221127313O Giusè, you're a swarthy Roman lover. I'm sure you could have your pick of schifuzzas
>>221127355>it’s extremely rare to see a young white person hereGrim
There are some very attractive Indian women out there
Afternoon /cum/ sucks
Shut the FUCK up Distefano
Glycogen = all gone
>>221127386They got rid of the Subway in the park and put in a Panda ExpressIt’s so fucking over
COCK
>>221127374Yeah but I want an italian woman not a foreigner
>>221127398It's just a slow afternoon, yesterday afternoon was busy
>>221127406Cortisol = maxxed
you're all my friends :)
>>221127459Only trans women should be allowed to be shirtless in public :/
>>221127459>taking creepshots of a dude working on his yard*tiktok zoomer voice* bro what
>>221127459brownoid appropriating white karen culture smdh
>>221127459what a stupid BITCH
>>221127459If he was more muscular she wouldn't have said anything
>>221127507She said it because she is clearly sexually attracted to him lol
>>221127391The average indian woman looks like thist. been to Canada
>>221127432panda is better than subway anyway thoughever
>>221127478Sounds like he don't believe in 'o cazz What's even the point of being "Christian"
>>221127541Early life
>>221127556Ogni volta
>>221127483Thanks bestie
>>221127530That’s why I said someThe average person in general is ugly >>221127539Yeah Subway sucks ass but they could’ve replace it with a better sandwich place instead of Changslop
.
>>221127459I feel like women are like this in every suburb, with nothing better to do
Hey I'm walkin here
>>221127541They don't believe in any of it. Some of them, like unitarians, essentially openly admit it. The rest are just doing it to LARP, you'll notice they only ever talk about troons or owning chuds with Christianity, literally nothing else is involved.
I deserve to be executed for soliciting the services of an escort
>>221127585SJ already has 3 jersey mikes
Oh, speaking of Subway, I look d on my Jewber Jeets app and I got a buy one get one free deal for Subway for any footling except the like pezzonovante ones, you know, like Teriyaki chicken and Aglio sauce or whatever the fuck
Bros you're not going to believe this but Tung Tung Tung Sahur just buck broke David O'shoes while Walter White and Ballerina Cappuchina watched...
>>221127585>That’s why I said someBut with jeetas it's like 0.00001% of the population, far lower than anyone else besides Australian aborigines. Even jeets themselves acknowledge this by only choosing actresses that are from that 0.000001% that look nothing like most Indians phenotypically
i have job interview for place 3 hours away. s m h. very hungover and shitted. only got like 2 brain cells.
>>221127597Sad!
>>221127651have asmongold or clavicular commented on the situation yet?
>>221127648I've seen their account on social media, I can't imagine this relationship ending well...
>>221127686Just shit your pants and go poo poo pee pee in the interview xD
Car reviewers in Europe be like>Is the new 1.1 L Diesel VW UP the hellcat of Europe?!
We got Ja Rule on the phone..
>>221127666Your wall of text doesn’t matter due to my inclusion of the word “some” so I won’t even read it>>221127621I’m talking about directly inside the theme park
>>221127695Asmongold brutally jelq mogged clavicular which sent his cortisol flying and lead to him overdosing on meth again
>>221127686Lie and say you'll do anything
I had Jersey Mikes once. The sandwich was fine but not worth anywhere near what I paid for it
Jet Neptune raped multiple women
>>221127731>2 sentences>wall of textI accept your concession
>>221127770Jersey Mikes is doo doo
>>221127802No is not
>$5 was an unheard of high price for a milkshake when Pulp Fiction came out
>>221127823We live in a society
I'm currently watching The Princess and the FrogLater I'm gonna look up rule 34 of it and probably masturbate
Should I get the double bacon king sandwich from Burger King?
>>221127823Yeah that was like 40 years ago
>>221127782Nothing you said goes against what I said and there’s no argument here, you’re arguing that only some Indians aren’t hideous which is exactly what I said Nincompoop
>>221127857burger king is the worst fast food restaurant
>>221127821Mexicans eat there? Jersey Mikes feel like white people core
Jalisco Miguel's
>>221127847the ancient spirit of Albion flows through you
>>221127770>the sandwich at the place where you make your own sandwich wasnt goodLooks like little bro needs learn how to order a sandwich
>>221127889Wow what a great mom she is
>>221127878I don't even know what you talking about I just replied to the first post I saw
The famous "more than you can afford pal" Ferrari from fast and the furious had an original MSRP of $110,000 now that's the price of a slow truck
>>221127908xD
>>221127870>there’s no argument hereYes, because I already accepted your concession. Adding this to my 'arguments won' folder.
Can't fake pretend that Kimmel is remarkable enough for any of this outrage tbqh
>>221127909I just wanted to see cartoon Nawlins voodoo, but this black princess is a real sultry broad
TheBurntPeanut and Jake Paul just linked up! Keep it or need it?
>>221127908Jalisco Miguel’s vs Juan Jose’s vs Casa de Fuego Taco’s
>>221127923Remember when nurses were doing tiktok dances while people were dying during COVID lol
>>221127908LOL
>>221127947Need it fr
>>221127943Worst part about this is that it's going to become his entire gimmick now
lured to bed and forced to take a mid day nap
>>221127943The world would be a better place if every late night talk show host got executed on live television
>>221127942You are a jackanape, a blabbering idiot, and a blithering foolYour mother is a woman of the night and your father shovels excrement until dawn
Why are wagies like this?
Here's your affordable housing anon
>>221126372https://youtube.com/shorts/brmswEtYfNw
>>221128004>woman of the nightSaw one of these last night
i like the way black people spell hoeheaux
>>221128004No need to resort to name-calling, I'm sure you'll win another argument soon enough. You aren't redditjeet after all!
What can I expect at community college
my baseball team lost
>>221128060You’re too dumb to even know what’s going onYou’re like a retard who jumped into a pool full of shit and said you won because you did it first
>>221128069High school with ashtrays
There's a reason seagull rhymes with kill every seagull
>>22112806943 year olds shoving you in lockers
>>221128084This is due to a moral failing on your part
>>221128069Its free and you do learn shit, but the degrees by themselves are useless
>>221128084So whatThere's 160 games
>>221128084Poveret, it's gonna be ok.
>>221128069Tired half assed teachers doing it as a 2nd job after their 1st job, so they have no energy and will to devote to it beyond reading off their half assed PowerPoint slide presentation
>>221127930What's your favorite place to eat in Chicongo?
>>221128069toga parties with lots of sex
>>221127530evolutionary trait to reduce rape frequency desu
>>221128098>You’re like a retard who jumped into a pool full of shitI'm not Indian THOUGH
>>221128127162
You actually agreed with what he said (he said some Indians are attractive therefore implying that most are not) therefore he actually wonAs /cum/‘s official debate mediator, my opinion is final
i love going to baseball games very laidback
>>221128138I truly believe that they don't take care of their appearance or have any sort of sexuality as a defence mechanism against rape, yes.
>>221127943People say it's about free speech, but no one gives a fuck when some random guy gets screwed over for something he says, but when you're millionaire celebrity suddenly peope care immensely
I haven't been to a baseball game since I saw the dodgers take on the Astros fucking decades ago
Hitler had one testicle and a scat fetish
>>221128069Disappointment if you get a retarded degree
>>221128218unc ahh
>>221128203Neither the right nor the left seem to care much about free speech these days either, it's just become another purely partisan thing now.
>>221128223stop making Hitler relatable
>>221128223A certified one-nutter?
>>221128218BALD!
>>221128223quintessentially german
>>221128223remember when they use to say hitler was gay but then that became homophobic so now they say he had one testicle
the princess and the frog has one of the better soundtracks among disney princess movies
Get your philosophy from a bumper sticker
i'm hungry
>>221128319A job sucks but I need the bucks!
I stopped watching that new season of fallout when the fat black woman stabbed a table with a knife and said some one liner that sounded like it was written in a reddit comment section
>>221128287Lol they really did stop saying that
If I could just make $2.7mil each year for working as a delivery driver at Jimmy Johns my life would be epic.
>>221128307vgh...
I cam the captain of /cum/
So tired of living with this sense there's no future not for me anyway
>>221128354Oh yeah? What was he doing when you recorded him?
Not enough cumming on /cum/
>>221128371jerking off to gock
>>221128296Lilo and Stitch is the best Jizzney movie
>>221128348We should all make a /cum/ gang together where we stalk politicians and try to get scandalous photos of them to blackmail them Then we could all be millionaires easy
>>221128363There's no future for anyone here under 50 dawg, arguably even under 60.
I can't run! I'm a frauwwwg!
>>221128385It's up there, but for me it's the emperor's new groove
>>221128348>2.7 milBro just start selling meat loafs. Look, I'll break it down for you you buy a bunch of ground beef, right? Take an entire day and make 25 meatloafs.Now, just sell each meat loaf for $108k, and voila, 2.7 mil. Like bro stop getting in your own way.
>>221128438Fuckin Dave Ramsey ova ere
I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour
hitler was a very brave and heroic soldier in ww1
>>221128448The Ramsey strat is to sell meatloafs to buy $50 worth of boomer index funds
Janes Addiction - Jane Says
you aint neva gon be a womanget dat thong out yo bussy player
>>221128472Germany would've won tremendously if j-oids didn't stab them in the back, but in hindsight joids were right to do so
She TREAT me LIKE a RAGDOLL
>>221128502gen z core
Kidnapping moggs blackmail
Eated a foods today
>SHE DIND'T KNOW I WAS A MIDGET>>221128538
>>221128502Fuckin stupid, that doesn't even make sense, she just wanted to do that on camera
Jane SAYS I'm done being transsss
>>221128554Extortion mogs.... wait what's the difference between blackmail and extortion?
>hey Tesla, give me a summary of the first chapter of Mein Kampf but talk to me like Trinidad James.>ok now translate that into Navajo, then Chinese, then back to English and talk to me like Trinidad James was an Italian American from Staten Island who lost all his friends in 911.
>>221128588Blackmail is more refined. It's for the Epstein class Extortion is more nigger coded
>>221128555and you didnt bring any to share with us
>>221128635I always thought it was the other way around
>>221128502i have never seen a single villain do that at the end of a disney movie
I used to be a woman
>>221128638There's some sheep's head in the freezer, grab as much as you like pal
Zoomers dont know how to have fun in video games.
I guess homeboy was right
african-american mail
>>221128680
>Did you get that Teams invite I sent you?
>>221128683Mannagg', I love Capuzzel!
Any women here want to offer up their vaginas for sale? We could do an exchange of sorts your vagina for my penis, your vagina gets the privilege of holding my penis for a limited time. Act now and it can be yours
>SR1-Freedom based
>>221128564it's a common animated movie trope lol
>>221128742Not a vagina but
THE ORANGE FOOL
vaginabutt
>>221128763How painful would it be to fuck a Leech? Don't they have little teeth o algo
Thought: I want to kiss a girl who looks like me
>>221128759This bitch just wants attention
>>221128786It would be impossible to get hard because it would suck all of the blood out of your cock until you shriveled up like a raisin, drained dry.... like a raisin
>>221128798jaden smith type of post
>>221128716https://youtube.com/shorts/6zz2nKuYdVw
>>221128798<3
>>221128798Was just thinking about this
>>221127648surely this guy knows she's going to divorce rape him the second she has citizenship
>>221128776
>>221128798Phwoar proper gud thinkingtonshireberg quote diss wun
>>221128015It's more a case of they're wagies BECAUSE they're like this
>>221128798we should place unhoused persons in positions of leadership
>You're just talking? Obviously the two of you are just bitch ass niggers, huh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMNzRjX7YTA
>>221128825https://youtu.be/eDNTP0yN5Hs
>>221128814ive seen videos of people inserting live leeches/worms in their dick
>>221128798https://youtu.be/oBIxScJ5rlY?si=lQsvH3IqNLu5CiXA
>>221128900was it hot?
why is this nigga watching videos of pipo shoving bugs up they pinus?
>>221128911no but sounding is hot
>>221128919Right? And then they go ahead and call me the weirdo
Doctor prescribed me lexapro no way in hell I'm taking that shit
doctor prescribed me sex and well...
She’s so precious and cutehttps://youtu.be/6oFa00gEOKs
Use this for the new please pretty please
Whenever I have to say the words "Mine years", I always say it like Kaz from mgsv
women want to hear men moan
>>221128942you should have asked for adderall. It works great for anxiety
>>221129004what the fuck is that freak's problem
>>221129014Nine years. God dammit.
>>221128942Go to Dr. Greenthumb, he'll give you some purp scurp
>>221129025My doctor barely spoke English I bet he didn't understand a thing I said fuck this country
>>221129043He doesn’t have one single problemHe’s just a chill guy having some fun
NE W>>221129082
Experiencing post-coffee blues. Coffee has work off leaving only a sense of nausea and dehydration
>>221128919He's chinese its a cultural thing or something
>>221129103
About to conduct a protein assay in my lab
