resovoir dogs edish
>>221140252Another American Hollywood reference.
The hated Peter Hitchens is having a wank
>resovoir
maybe i went too far with my hatred for english maybe they aren’t all bad
obamna
>>221140217Difference between bragging rights and a conversation starterNobody is going to be impressed you've done it unless they're equally strange
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/The%20hated%20Peter%20Hitchens%20is%20having%20a%20wank/Bizarre
>>221140329Offensive sir. Op is a bame
>>221140326>Oh yeah so I've fucked bonnie blue>What? No way that's crazy! What was it like?That's how it would go. It's interesting
any May Day plans, lads?
may day, may day this is rorke to leftypol do you copy over
>>221140359My friend, I would not lie to you. I'm going to get some pussy by any legal means necessary if it kills me. You watch.
Her farts stink.
>>221140387>frasier S1, S3quite stylish
>>221140387Needs every stand up DVD done by Lee Evans, Peter Kay and Jimmy Carr done in the last 20 years
>>221140387Genuinely reckon the government needs to employ someone to go to the charity shops and tell them nobody's going to buy a disc of GTA5 on the xbox360, get rid.
(8) he's so tall and handsome as hellll (8)
>>221140440Thanks lad
>>221140440big tune tbf
tonight matthew I'll be blacking my arse
Been searching for a copy of GTA V on the Xbox 360. Any ideas where I can get one lads?
>>221140387Find it hard to believe there’s people who think friends is funny
>>221140464Do you often have difficulty imaginging the thoughts and feelings of others? It's OK if you do lad, it's like that for some people.
I'm a bit of Benny Hill man myself
Rorke joining a groomcord for no reason at all whatsoeverLeftypol understanding that teenagers can’t consent (even if they’re 16+)
I am a white heterosexual Englishman.
>>221140506Roork
What conspiracy do I start my mum off with 9/11 or titanic?
Why did the Bradley thread turn into this ?
Need to pack in the boozeberg, my brain feels properly fucked
mental how shit the average man is these daysit's never been easier to shag
First of the month means no chocolate for the entirety of May (though I did have the creme egg that was in my freezer at 5am hehe)
>>221140586Was dating a girl who was very pretty, but had no tits and smelled weird. Was aroused but the natural offfness of her turned my willy into a worm when we were embraced.Might be her problem.
you lot doing no mow may?
Bala Cynwyd
Does being tall do anything if my mug's mediocre at best
>>221140611Sure that wasn't a man then? No tits and rancid crunge?
Do a hundred steps and fitbitberg only registers 6 of them, absolute nonce of a watch.
>>221140627If you're stocky, yes, but if you're lacky no
I've heard blokes that get tranny surgery on their dick end up smelling like poop. Anyone here can attest?
>>221140611how'd she react to that (your impotence)you ever inform her of her shortcomings?
What do you reckon is the lowest whole number that's never been said out loud before?
>>221140627wya nigga
I knew a girl who's pussy stunk all the time and she was competing with this rich string bean girl for my attention. Didn't sex either of them and it turns out I'm probably gay.
>>221140691Liverpool, hbu bby?
>>221140627Well, I'm in Patmos
>>221140678I’m not helping you masturbate mate, indulge your weird fetish somewhere else
>>221140718Well, funny enough, I'm in Patmos
walked past one the other day and she was sucking a calippo making eye contact they know fine well what they're up to it's bloody sick and wrong so it is I'm just trying to live my life here
Shock
Starmer's Britain Airways
>>221140744heatherpaedo!!
>>221140745He will always be known as the bloke who got his bussy pounded by the diddler from now on.
woke up threw up went back to bedhad too many pints ysterday lads
>>221140745Rap is for niggers. Literally. Just walk away.
>>221140762not sure what you're insinuating here but frankly I don't like it
simp city is down
would you be interested in a weekly MouseLord podcast
>>221140820if you load a page inside then it works, just not the home page
>>221140829A podcast about Toby or made by Toby? Either way 100% yes
>>221140820Tell your mates. Not us
Good morning lads, it's raining again, I don't like it, I can't go out. Gonna make rice with chicken.
>>221140864Would love to have sexual intercourse with her.
>>221140707Have you ever bummed a lad?
>>221140864godless caramel tummies
hey friendos steve here (and larson)
I am Fares. I am full French R1b.
Why didnt anyone tell me that Zyns change colors now? Every time I take them out they are red. Pretty cool!
>>221140851getting the ol' 500 server error lad it's over
>>221140820>>221140851Favourite threads?
Ban kosher and halal thanks
>>221140882Indubitably>>221140890her tummy is top tier
>>221140354I'd just think you were a nasty little coomer gremlin and not want to associate myself with you desu
Had morning sex with the gf after waking up even though I couldn’t be arsed and I was so sleepy because she initiated it and I didn’t want her to feel bad (and maybe stop initiating it in future). Was I raped, lads?
fucking hungover now
>>221140919for me it's got to the hotwife and QoS subforum my man
>>221140908And if you fling them onto the wall they turn the ruddy, rugged colour of Patmos is August.
Cool.
for me it's lowkeydeadinside
>>221140936If you want legal representation, I can help you
finna start tiktok dancing gay porn toilthis shall help me with the lasses
Planning a wank.Not sure to whom.Maybe that Chinese bint I had a fling with a few years ago. She ended up married to a Norwegian fella and lives in rural Norway. Mental.
>>221140978Barely Irish.
>>221140936yes, morning sex is awesome, I don't even want em to brush their teeth
Good.
Remember Rachel Dolezal? She does porn now
>>221140936It's what we call a micro-rape
I must have eaten something spicy and it came out the other side. Combine that with the hemorrhoids and that made for one very unpleasant poo just then. Absolutely annihilated the toilet bowl.
>>221141015Never coomed to a Chinese, I'm not attracted to them
>>221141015she sounds like an intelligence asset
>>221140936No I don't think so
I am barely Irish looking. Just talking Irish.
>>221141083I don't seek them out however I have coomed to asians. Also I think hapa women are definitely the most attractive women on earth, without question. Not all hapas but that specific mix has the potential to create women who are many magnitudes more attractive than any white or asian woman could be on their own.
>>221141088She's actually Singaporean, but I read like 60% of Singaporeans are foreign but she's actually proper chinky speaks Chinese n that.
You are a good attacker. I mean loki from theapricity.com. You love kids huh? I love your ass.
>>221141137You think I am Irish.
>>221141116Hapas are hot yes. I do like one Korean American DJ, she is very cute although she has retarded scribble tattoos.
who runs the bot? why do they do it? seems like a waste of time
On the cloud I am just French.
think most of the jews were in mass graves not burned in the ovens so when people are like x ovens running 24 hours a day could only manage this many I think that's probably true but I think they were mostly in the mass graves
>>221141176wouldn't catch me wasting time on /brit/
>>221141203Jason.
Told my girlfriend Appcalypto was set in Belfast during the Troubles. She didn't like the movie. Shame. It's me favourite.
/brit/... shiti'm still only in /brit/
mums finding out if she has cancer today if she has cancer I will literally fucking kill myself
Ok.
So this is rorke...
>>221141250sorry to hear that lad, hopefully she's ok in any case she'd likely appreciate having you around to help her through it rather than, yknow, killing yourself
>>221141238Don't come back.
>"finding out i have cancer was quite the shock, at least i will have my loving son to help me through this"
Found a mate's little sister on simpcity because she became a slutty streamer but didn't care because she's not my type
>>221141283I jist managed to tell the authorities to kick loki out of the net.
>>221141301You need to have 50k followers to be allowed on simpcity.She must be a big deal.
>>221141250hopefully not
Always the people who don’t deserve cancer who get it. I’ve smoked since I was 14 and I’m healthy as anything funny that init
>>221141301I got kicked out.
>>221141301what is simpcity?
>>221140936Morning sex is grim, imagine the smell
swelteringly hot my skin's blistering
Looking at Google street view of Downtown Brooklyn, NY. Bunch of skyscrapers and a central business district but it's not Manhattan. Very bizarre. A part of NYC they don't talk about a lot.
>>221141348Porn forum website where people share onlyfans whores content for free
>>221141250Wishing you lot the best mate(the best is obviously that she doesn't have cancer)
>>221141348centralised hub for people leaking paid pornographic content for others to enjoy for free
loki got kicked.
>>221141353cloudy in glasgow it not right
>can't make a new account>can't reset password or login ever again if you forget your password Genuinely don't see much of a future for simpcity.But it's nice being a member of a closed community.
>>221141366>>221141374I see
Remember Escortmong?
>>221141347This could be the next big thing for Rorke
What?
newpipe downloader not working for me ladsit's so fucking over
>>221141396he gave it a fair go but there's no shame in retiring a dolly if it isn't gaining the traction you desired
I am Fares.
watching british youtubers that glaze america
This was my last post >>219770825But now... I'm back!Ok, who missed me?
Post porn, mate.
feels like there's a massive online campaign going on to force me to replay dishonored and then try the sequel
my dad died of cancer
Goodbye. I will talk to you later.
>>221141448who the fuck are you
>>221141420It seemed more like he fumbled it with bad writing and had to quietly drop the gimmick because it was unsalvageable
>>221141471a similar campaign has been launched in the last month or so to make me think about purchasing a PS5 even though there's only 1 game I want to play and it's not even a long game it just makes you sick the power these modern marketing agencies have
>>221141361This is Downtown Brooklyn. That skyline alone mogs the skylines of most standalone American big cities. How come it's never talked about in media?
If your “hangover” can be fixed by a fry up and a strong cup of coffee that wasn’t a hangover. A true one leaves you struggling to get out of bed, strong sense of doom and panic, and lasts until about Tuesday before fully abiding
>>221140820please explain what that is because i haven't heard of it
>>221141472sorry to hear that lad
>>221141530Had one that lasted 2 years once
Why is this Yank retard talking to himself?
>>221141504wonder where they get the money to make everyone around you and online talk about that specific thing.what games are even worth buying the ps5 specifically for these days? haven't bought a new console in like 6 years.
>>221141530i've never had a hangover so bad i can't get out of bed an i reckon those who have just have a weak constitution
>>221141361>>221141519take your yank shite and shove it up your arse. this is a european general.
>no true boozehound
>>221141566normally there’s drugs involved too
>>221141542see: >>221141366 >>221141374
what is the next stage of the operation?
Thoroughly and unashamedly taken the half pint pillCan sit there all evening throwing back half pints and end up only having drunk about 3 pints totalIt's hard at first but you soon synchronise your drinking speed to match pint drinkersCheaper, wake up feeling fresher, can try a greater range of drinks if you wantIt seriously seriously lush
>>221141530hangovers are just dehydration
>>221141610the size of the container sets the pace of your drinkingit's science
>>221141610half pints are usually worse value than full pints thoughever
Ricky &Steve &Claire &Warwick &Karl.
>>221141598Let the rice steam without opening the lid for 20 mins.
skyscrapers are kino. it’s western architecture at its core. those that hate them are simply contrarians
… breakfast time wearing my excellent glasses watching snooker world championships on TNT sports 3 on my tv via sky stream in home …
>>221141644message received, loud and clear*loads the rifle*
>>221141546x
>>221141673All paid for by the stupid and gullible taxpayer.
Timmy is in the worst state of his life. seasideMARK tier bad
>>221141618Not the profound shame and embarrassment, maybe the doom though. The doom might be more dehydration than it feels.
hypothetically why couldn't we build an artificial pyramid with a gigantic base that supported a total height so high it extended well above Mt Everest and into space?the edges would be stepped so it could be climbed like a giant staircase. At the top there would be a smooth paved platform on which fights to the death would be conducted or some such
>>221141610Knew a bloke who started doing this but just ended up having 18-20 half pints lol
>>221141610Wish I had that tiny beer glass image that used to get posted on /int/ all the time for this occasion
>>221141629They're usually always half price, maybe a very slight markup in some places
Always had digestive issues and a recent symptom is oesophageal spasms and they are quite scary because there is a part of me that always wonders if they're heart palpitations.
>>221141713Those 'people' are the closest you have to friends lmfao
>>221141610Makes your hands look bigger too which helps with attracting a partner for the night.
>>221141747my da used to get heart palpitations but when he went to the doctor it came to light he had been drinking upward of 12 cups of coffee a dayhe cut back and the palpitations went away
>>221141660Most of them are ugly and boring full of nothing but offices for bullshit jobs The reputation of skyscrapers is carried hard by the iconic ones put up in the 20s and 30s
One time I drank 20 hainekens at a festival outside of Amsterdam, then I ate some french fries with mayo and threw up (discretely in the bathroom thing of course) and continued partying.
>>221141718shut up nerd
>>221141718Go make it then. Not like you're busy
>>221141751women deny it but their actions speak louder than words ever could
only had 4 hours sleep but i have a night of boozing ahead of me
>>221141673Getting drunk and wearing a nappy. That’s something we can all dream of. Man’s living the life.
>dithcretely in the bathroom thing of courthe
>>221141773we call that a tactical chunder
>>221141718the base would probably be large than the entire uk
why do australians find it so hard to just be pleasant?
>>221141781Women go loco for a large handed man.
>>221141789It's alcohol-free He's too dangerous and violent to be trusted with real alcohol, though the idea of him being tased and beaten into submission is hilarious
>>221141793whack it in the sahara desert thenor antarctica or the middle of australia
Getting all my shopping bits done today so I don't have to go outside again this long weekend and do all the noticing
>>221141718alri Pink Diamond
>>221141808I have small hands and women hate me. They consider me to be a horrible autistic freak.
>>221141808Heard someone say maybe one of you guys that like how feet parts of the brain are close to sex organ parts in male brains, female brains have this with hands
>>221141766I had 13 coffees once during uni and I felt like absolute shit for days afterwards.
>>221141610I do this in Spain on holiday desu, never get the big one get the cana sized beer that's 330ml, stays colder and it's not a half pint, big enough drink in hand. Should serve 330ml draught here desu.
>>221141812Tim drinks real alcohol every day
>>221141813not very practical for climbing and it would crush itself under its own weight
>>221141718There is no mechanical reason why not but it would be virtually impossibly to actually build because you'd have to haul the building materials up into space to finish it. It would also be eroded quickly and there is nowhere on earth that's flat and stable enough to build such a structure. A geodesic dome would be easier to build that high
I have very big hands and big forearms but thin wrists. Look like a cartoon characters hands honestly.
>>221141841that's just silly. i usually have one normal coffee a day and then a few decaf coffees.
That might have been me who said that about hands regions of female brains, might have made that up
>>221141868this nigga popeye
>>221141530>A true one leaves you struggling to get out of bed, strong sense of doom and panic, and lasts until about Tuesday before fully abidingonly ever got this if the alcohol consumed on saturday evening was combined with a decent amount of cocaine
/brit/ AKA angry single men in their 30s who blame others for their problems
>>221141853Not his best photo.
govt seems intent on making life worse for everyone who wants to make something of themselves but infinitely better for people who have no ambition
>>221141854I've already explained that it would have a very wide base, to account for this. >>221141855domes are lame and gay I don't want a dome I want a big pyramid that can be climbed get it made
Every time I shop at Lidl, they've got these buttons by the self checkout, and the staff members all constantly press the bright green button themselves every minute. It's cooking the books, let's be honest.
>>221141882/r9k/ is down the hall
>>221141812he has drunk both alcohol-full and alcohol-free stuff lately
>>221141871It was the lead up to my exams tbf, was awake 36 hours by the time I put the pen down.Never again of course.
>>221141792>"Tactical chunder" (also known as a "tacky vom" or "boot and rally") lol, brits are funny I did also do a lot of drugs which didn't help. Usually I have my "magic pill" which fixes everything in 15 mins no matter how bad the situation is. It's some kind of pain medication that some women take for menstrual cramps or people take for tooth aches. It's called Ponstan, some countries don't sell it. It's Mefenamic Acid. One time at another festival we lost one of our friends, I went to look for him and I found him lying next to a tree, couldn't stand up, gave him the pill and 20 mins later he was better than before we came to the festival, he almost didn't believe it, he continued drinking, he was the one who named it the magic pill. I've saved many people with it.
>>221141749no they're not. you're making stuff up
>>221141850In warm countries it's a no brainer, better to get lots of small but fresh cold beers than a biggy that's warm by the time you finish it
>>221141906>domes are lame and gayFair enough Where are we going to get the hundred quadrillion quid to pay for it?
>>221141747I had that years ago. Granted I drank like a fish and ate corner shop pasties for dinner. But I was in a real bad place mentally and my home life was very stressful. So I took a short trip to another town. Every day McDonalds for breakfast, bit of a wander, afternoon in the pub, fried chicken bucket and two bottles of wine back to my hotel room.All three days I had zero palpitations
>>221141921i did some all-nighters in uni to get essays done, and for exam revision. but yeah i didn't stay awake for that long.
the t in /brit/ stands for top shaggers
I'm 31 and a milf who I work with guessed my age as 22Felt good
>>221141074did my booze poo this morning only then feeling the need to throw upand i couldnt flush the bog in timeso was throwing up into a toilet bowl full of watery shite
>>221141949developed countries could collectively boot out all the dosser foreigners on benefits.
Sir Jew Harmer
>>221141855There is a pretty obvious mechanical reason, the weight of it would mean it would crush itself at the base. A geodesic dome wouldn’t solve this either even though it distributes weight better.
Got the old man a Kahn shirt for Father’s Day.
got a semi and im stroking that shi
>>221142004Don't think that'd free up enough cash
>>221141995milf probably blind
>>221142038not nice
>>221141929My "magic" solution to feeling like shit was just drinking water. Sometimes when getting a beer I'd also ask for a pint of water and down it before walking off with my beer. Also I'd drink at least a pint of water before bed to reduce headaches in the morning. It definitely seemed to help
>>221142023What if it were made of diamonds
>>221141906doesn't matter how wide the base is if you're building and climbing a >100km peak in the sahara desert and it would have to be made of diamond or summat
>>221142023>above a certain height, pyramids with an arbitrarily wide base made of solid rock collapse under their own weightit's not a fucking black hole mate it's a big pyramid made of rocks. Mt Everest doesn't collapse under its own weight.
>>221141995You're too old to be referring to mothers as milfs and shes done you proving you have an immature sense of humour.
Decided I'm not going to go out May Day shagging tonight. Because I could, easily. Choosing not to because of the head cold. Also, Greek TV? Magnificent.
theres a 31 year old milf at my toil, same age as me
>>221142073She's in her 50s
>>221142063mt everest doesn't even reach a tenth of the way to the karman line
I’m a 34 year old zoomer
Anyone see they turned Tracy Beaker into a council estate chav single mumFuckin inspiration telly for the British girls
lad shares a nice little mini victory and the bitter incels leap from out their slimy lairs to lash out
>>221142057Grow up and admit you were wrong. >>221142063You said it would be much taller than Everest.
>>221142102go for it then
apparently 6x 130 jump ropes is a pretty useless cardio exercise
>>221142056I'm not talking about a hangover although it also works (very well). I'm talking about someone who is hanging for dear life. This pill shouldn't be taken frequently, it's a last resort when nothing else helps.
>>221142090Have a frappe lad
my magical solution for hangovers is just not being a bender, works quite well
>>221142125It made them feel insecure because it implies:>he has a job>he looks good>women are comfortable talking to himNone of which the mutants here will ever attain.
>>221142117would still give her one
>>221142185um
>>221142173Non-benders also drink alcohol, but maybe you don't know this because you only hang around benders
>>221142125you're right and I apologise. I didn't contemplate he'd be into women that old but fair enough
What’s that rorke, you find me attractive? I thought I came here to talk about getting the pakis out mate
>>221142172Had my first one yesterday with a big spherical ice cube in it, delicious.
She was just 17 if you know what I mean
>>221142185Sir Dani Harmer
>>221142090For me it's gifrel
Gormless little English men sailing the the seas spreading syphilis
for me it's for me
>>221142269you're pretty based
I also will not be going out May Day shagging but for me it's because I'm a weird autistic virgin with no pals and everyone thinks I'm creepy and unpleasant to be around.
>>221142279yeah many people have told me this
>>221142137You could just say you don't know instead of getting pissy
>>221142090>>221142252also she
>>221142283ktim
>>221142299ktiy
I’ve had sex with two milves -one in her late 30s when I was 16 (not kidding), and a woman in her 50s I used to work with who divorced her husband a few months afterwards and moved to Scotland.
Have been wanking exclusively to black women with big arses for years now, yes I am a rorke
>>221142303how'd you get on
>>221142304>wankingfoy
>>221142304not racist but I can say in complete honesty I have never found any black woman remotely attractive in any way
>>221142317What do you mean?
>>221142303I'm sorry you were raped :(
>>221142320?
Sup cody
>>221142336what were the experiences like
im being told by the news that a UK terror attack is highly likely within the next 6 months. not on my watch
>>221142335I adore them
>>221142335
might order some form of slop delivered by a chap on a bike
>>221142368where you going then?
>>221142373im tempted to go butty shopbut id have to shower firsthmm big choices
'milves' got a chuckle out of me
>>221142303based
>>221142373Never understood the appeal of these weird commie grifters
doing a hitler dance
>>221142407
>>221142408making hitler love
>>221142297Going to look for that but right now it's either Spy Kids in 240p or this
not really sure that's allowed is it
>>221142367First one terrible, I couldn’t cum because I was really nervous so it took me a while to finish. I’m also pretty sure she shagged another one of my friends and told him this. She worked in a working men’s club that would serve students from the local sixth form without ID so we all used to go in there. Second one, was amazing. Was a lot of sexual tension between us for months, her obviously flirting, turned into dirty messages and we ended up getting a hotel room together and she was amazing.
doing a gay porn seig heil
just went to the butty shopcheese and onion toastie if you MUST know
>>221142442
>>221142380wherever the terrorists are so i can stop them
honestly think abortion is evil
>>221142493it's not but alri
>>221142493well that's because it is
>>221142508that's him done
naked boob new thread>>221138107>>221138107>>221138107
>>221142117yep, and I hope she has a big pregnant belly with a BLACK BABY in it too. He can be called Jarell Beaker-Cole and he will be either a dangerous criminal or in the Chelsea U21 team.
a bit bored. Wish these clouds would fuck off then I could sit in the sun and that would be enough
>>221142527That's not the new you bleedin scallywag
>>221142530heatherpaedo!!
>>221142493it is evil, but any baby aborted is probably better off dead than being born to an evil mother.
>>221142493Pregnant women and mothers of young children are plugged into the love and reality anti-matrix and you can't be having that if you're trying to build an artificial anti-matrix
and what of the real new?
stem cells they're good though arent they
>>221142575i eat a bowel every morning
>>221142586>>221142586
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