BYP (Big Yank Pizza) edish
rorke using push to talk
>>221142602Fully understood what black people mean about white people after taking hallucinogens
rorke still getting 10 quid top ups
millennials literally have higher t than zoomers btw
queen camilla titwank
It's quiet, too queit
>>221142647scream
>>221142701nice link stupid mong
>>221142694We are all in here watching gay porn>>>/gif/30593735>>>/gif/30593735>>>/gif/30593735
>>221142530Actually she has a white daughter with a black 'dad who stepped up'
I've Got 1000 Shabana Mahmood Sex Arses Stuck in a Lorry in the Strait of Hormuz
who is that fat english bloke with the curly hair who talks about marketing trickshe seems like a bullshit artists to me
>>221142638what do you mean
>>221140698>>221140698>>221140698early new
>>221142713>>221142719right well
>gf angry at me for not doing more about wedding planning>she's just spam emailing venues that look like shit/are way too expensive and stressing out about buying random crap for the engagement party we don't need like electric candles and glow sticks>does nothing in her wfh job anyway so she's doing it all in work hoursDidn't think marriagetoil would be this much fucking hard work
Never watched Tracy Beaker or any of that CBBC shiteHad a Sky subscription you see
>>221142719lest we forget
>>221142716rory sutherland
*pops the snooker on*
Have a black coworker obsessed with talking about BBC which he refers to as “shango stick” and today he’s been going around asking coworkers what they’d do if they came home to their wives “being anointed by some shango stick”
>>221142719Wtf is this board
told the toilfu I pictured her dad as Bernard Manning and she didn't find it funny
I'm a Cambridge Uni drop out
listening to the new Kneecap album, good craic
>>221142762Absolutely deranged fantasy, please seek therapy
>>221142781Top of the mornin to ya, my name is Ken Flanagan
brother loves complaining about not being able to get jobs and then logging on to his public full name visible x account where he machine guns Yeah Baby and Hi Sexy replies to porn bots all day
got your tickets lads?
>>221142432>Spy Kids in 240p why in 240p?
>>221142822would rather stick my willer in a dead badger
>>221142822dead civilization
mental how shit the many saints of newark is think its the worst film ive ever seen in my life just goes to show that david chase is a hack and the sopranos was the sum of its parts
The piss nettles and bleach combination is almost ready
>>221142822why is this allowed and why hasnt she been chucked into a mental asylum yet
>>221142822I like the other one that's actually pretty, forgot her name.
>Tracy Beaker finally settles down to a normal life with her 10-year-old daughter Jessica "Jess" Beaker. Then into their lives comes Sean Godfrey, an ex-footballer who becomes Tracy's new boyfriend.
>>221142822Buy an ad
>>221142822can't really complain about being a virgin nowadays can we
I'm a 34 year old gay virgin who shall be having gay sex with 48 year old block paver tonightCan't deny my desire any fucking more, tried to be normal but I'm a gay, I'm a fucking gay bender.
>>221142854hmm, it doesnt look like tracy has aged all that much over the past 20 or so years. I wonder what her secret is.
>>221142822
>>221142822You can't suffer on England.
>>221142854Don't start with this manYou were doing so well these past few days
>>221142822imagine how red raw her fanny is after a sesh
*sells weapons to both rorke and leftypol and makes off like a bandit*hehehe lads
>>221142803Dead fucking serious this has been happening today lolThe thing about it is that if you’re a man here and you go to HR for anything the whole company thinks you’re a pussy, only women and the one tranny that works here go to HR. Tranny goes for any reason so nobody talks to it, it got someone in trouble once for telling it that it’s wiring was out of compliance and needed to be fixed
It's fokin ready mates, dig in
>>221142854didnt have tracy beaker getting her hairy quim BLACKED on my 2026 bingo card
>>221142877she certainly got fat thoughbeit
>>221142854>Jess and Tracy Beaker are loving their new life by the seaside, but the arrival of teenage runaway Jordan is about to change everything for the Beaker Girls
45 minute cycle to leisure center40 minute swim45 minute cycle back home Now absolutely fucked with zero motivation to do anything.Not sure it was worth it
>>221142918*snatches the whole thing in my talons and flies off*
add "ex-footballer" to the list if it isn't there already
Self harm time :(
It’s Friday and I’m NOT going to drink beer this weekend!!
>>221142854it's not even the BMWF aspect here that gets me, it's the implication that a single mother that looks like that could land a rich, tall, handsome BF
Self-ham time :) (i'm going to eat some ham)
>>221142957I don't believe you
>>221142957Why not?
>>221142937Nooo you have to share
more like Tracy Bleaker
burber gurrently being cookingon its eay in earlyca 10 2-2 minutes
>>221142854Thanks for basically copying my post >>221142714
>>221142946Add “19 year old freshman” to the list while you’re at it
might actually clean the flat this weekendgot sod all else to do
in my glow up era lads
Just sneezed
>>221142978I’m on tirzepatide and losing weight!
had a mate who was run over and killed when he was 22 and his mum still 10 years later sees me as a substitute sonhappy to distract her from it, but it's still very painful and awkward even after all this time
>>221143004blog on
>>221143009How fat are you?
mental how easy it is to give heathermong a new special interest so long as you link a black man to it somehow lmao
>>221142822I went to university in Swansea.Imagining meeting her to lose virginity.
>>221143027ok, so i'm losing some weight and growing my hair out for a new hair style
>>2211430436’2 230Just trying to get to about 190
>>221143052Leave him alone
meep meep
>>221143026have you ever shag 'er up 'er arse lad
>>221143052why do you call him heathermong
Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends.
>>221143073
>>221143068Why not just diet and exercise? 40 lbs doesn't seem like a lot
rorke pretending his lunch banana is a gun
>>221143076Nah, but I did end up with his sister for a while.
*Rorke in hospital, on his deathbed*Nurse: Mr. Rorke, there's a visitor here to see you.Rorke: A visitor? Must be one of my mates from the Homeland Party group chat on X or someone from the London Dimes Square adjacent alt-lit scene.*Leftypol emerges from the doorway with a Terry's Chocolate Orange tucked under his arm*Rorke: Well I never...Leftypol: I know you always liked these...*Leftypol places the Chocolate Orange on Rorke's table*Rorke: Thanks...*Leftypol sits next to Rorke on his bed, smiling at one another, tears in their eyes*
>>221143087Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???
where were you when you first saw barts penis in the simpsons movie
>>221143115Cinema.What a daft question.
>>221143115in the cinema
>>221143115Never watched the Simpsons, it was dubbed here when I was a kid and I don't like dubbed stuff.
>>221143026I lost a close friend when he was 26 and it's been 12 years. It doesn't hurt when I think about him unless I linger on it for too long and start thinking about how he was the best of us and wondering what he'd be doing today. Can't imagine what it must be like to lose a child. You'd spend the rest of your fucking life thinking about their potential, or I would anyway.
waiting here for my wendy burger
rorke doing a perfect nyancat
>>221143110>We're not so different, you and I, leftypol...
>>221143115Never seen the movie
alri
>>221143115at homegot it rented from blockbuster
Gonna cop this blankie
>>221143147Very rapeable desu
>>221143159where's sailing?
why has jimmy carr become a midwit quote monger all of a sudden
>>221143126i meant it 9/11 style
>>221143159>No sailingStill a nublet.Can't get into the 2350 worlds.
>>221143172not sure
*chews on a carrot*Ehhhhh... Whats up doc?
when was the last time you gave a girl a compliment
>>221143172Age-related cognitive decline would be my guessOr maybe it was the vaxx
Mousey and Poley never had a meeting. We were robbed of this
used corsodyl mouth wash last night and I still don't have full taste back, and food textures are offIt's like I've got chemical burns or somethingshall be suing
odds i eat the same meals i always do todayevens i eat some shite for a treat
>>221143183I didn't go to the cinema on 9/11, a plane hit a building, it was too distracting
>>221143213ffs ok
>>221143073*ties a stick of dynamite to an arrow and fires it at you*
>>221143204grow up mate
>>221143172midlife crisis or took ayahuasca or some shit and turned 'spiritual'
Just ate chicken and rice.Was meant to have an avocado but it was too hard. Idk why they even sell hard avocados.
>>221143198I am literally chewing on a carrot right now. Its got hummus on it.>>221143172Some very serious reasons behind this but i dont have time to explain.
>>221143201Said my nan's new haircut made her look younger.
>>221143172been that for ageshis stuff during covid was peak cringe
leftymong seething theyve lost another comedian (he was always a rorke)
got a cricket in my room chirping so that's fucking excellent
>>221143239The worst thing is how the fuck do you tell if its ripe or not until you open it? They should go yellow like bananas
>>221143204ah yes the Frost/Nixon of the internet era
Rorke bumming a fag
>>221143233He looks working class in this image. Sometimes forget he's bog Irish because of his accent.
Ruby Granger airing out her muff
>>221143244relatives don't count, sorry I should have clarified x
>>221143269squeeze it in the shop
>>221143172He's doing the reverse Frankie Boyle and is trying so hard to be a rorke podcaster even though he was sprouting lefty talking points only a few years ago
Rorke’s Irish cousin Ruíraighin (pronounced exactly the same for some reason)
>>221143233He's slowly morphing into Graham Linehan
Supporting Black (capital B always) business today and got a jerk chicken wrap but it's very spicy for me
deliveroo driver has a white namewe'll see what colour they are when they arrive
>>221143301probably got rape allegations incoming like russell rebrand
>>221143301A lot of his old material is rape jokes tbf
>>221143295Oh well, I told a toilfu 18 months ago that I loved her and she laughed in my face and I quit on the spot.
you have an oral fixation
Cheeky little wank to Xochitl to pass the lunch break.
>>221143310Phoogh Rhoarhingh
Jimmy Carr is probably a paedophile desu. He’s always had an incredibly creepy and dark aura about him.
>>221143334I too was dubious when my Amazon delivery driver had a white female name but then it genuinely turned out to be a white qt dropping off my packagewe live in crazy times
>>221143301>>221143255he's not that rorkeish he sounds more like a weird san fransisco tech fag a la peter thiel>same th-right well it's not is it
Ruíraighin giving out about his Nigerian neighbours online and getting arrested by the guards
>>221143345yeah just a heads up for future reference, probably shouldn't go straight for "I love you" with someone you arent even dating
>>221143301being a leftypol is untenable tbqhsurprised more of them havent left the ranks
>>221143388Amazon doesn’t show the names of their delivery drivers though?
it's giving /brit/
https://x.com/Plentyshit/status/2050142553761059074>No I'm his grandson
hes unlocked a new character, his OCD is really going into overdrive now. poor lad
>>221143398then quickly editing his posts to replace "Nigerian" with "English" and being released and rewarded for his patriotism
redpill me on County Durham
mad how easy it was to be a comedian in the 2000s, just say>put le heckin babies in a blender then hit the fetuses with a golf club xDDDand everyone lost their shit and praised it for being "so dark"
>>221143427it may have been DHL? Was a while ago, I even posted about it on here at the time aha
my face is red and swollen and my eyes are watering. boozeberg taking its toll
was pissed and had my hand on a girls tummyhope she was ok with it
>>221143450it's even easier now. you don't even need jokes you just do 'crowd work' where you're mean to random membes of the audience
remember mboko?remember the cuckio meme?good times lads
Currently on a walk and just enjoyed an extended view of a woman's wobbly bottom in gym shorts who was walking in front of me. She turned around and gave a nervous smile so I soon crossed the road and went on my way
landlordstein quaking in her boots now that she can't just boot me out for no reason
lost my virginity on reddit
>>221143450no, kaelen, that didnt happen lil zoomie
ive started using the term jf at work and its caught on theres like 3 people using it
>>221143459my face is always red yet I hardly drink, sick to bastard death of it
>>221143476remember rorke's next jeans?remember clogwog?remember mihai?remember london paki?remember dualSIM paki?
Just saw an acanthosoma haemorrhoidale on my incel walk.
>>221143388My DPD driver is a white woman, she's lovely. Very motherly aura about her.
Rorke eating mayo out of the jar with a spoon
zoomers inventing the past again
dadberg has his own term for normies, he's says sps and jms which means skunk pussies and jism monkeys
>>221143494not johnny foreigner anymore is it bloody abdul foreigner these days cant even say youre english can you
Presently pooing. Taking questions while it lasts.
>>221143201last week
raping my own arse
>>221143494you don't even have a job mate
>>221143520sounds lovely, you can't beat a kind motherly white lady
tranners really did lose the culture war huh, not heard anything about trans rights for a few years now
>>221143583they were given an inch and took a mile, made everyone sick of the sight of them. Only got themselves to blame
Love those poos where it all comes out in one big log
Saw this dead fox, wonder how it died
>>221143601
>>221143622woke got him
>>221143601mad they got 100k Canadians to do this in 3 years >>221143622noooooooooooo
>Small boat migrant guilty of attempting knife attack on Israeli embassy>Abdullah Albadri, 34, had only arrived in the UK in a small boat from France 16 days before the attempted attack on 28 April 2025.>"I want to make a crime inside there. Why are you stopping me? Why are you stopping me from making crimes?", he asked the officers.lol
leftypol climbing into a clinical waste bin for comfort
>>221143622poor little bugger.
when a girl says she doesn't want to talk about something do they really mean it or should I gently push for more info
>>221143645im still unsure why leftypol worships these people
This is the Info War
>>221143583Are you Japanese or a tourist? If the latter how are you finding Japan?
>>221143665up to you to guess and figure out
>>221143605Even some of the LGB people I know are tired of them. I've got a lesbian mate who despises them, apparently they've absolutely ruined lezzer spaces because they're now full of trans women
>>221143652i hate this nigga
>>221143665
*strikes a pose*
>>221143645i genuinely dont see how people can think we are all equal
Kind of mental that our immune systems are fighting a constant battle to basically prevent us from melting or exploding
>>221143665Sometimes it means they don't, sometimes it means they do, they are very peculiar creatures
>>221143678do you think a japanese person would type that sentence kekit's good, paid £3000 for a hug a few days ago, have you been here?
women's fannies are slippery
>>221143645>Albadrioch aye
>>221143665sometimes it does sometimes it doesn'tyou will guess and if you're wrong you will reap the consequences for not being telepathic
>>221143683yep I've heard similar (work with a high amount of lezzers)literally nobody likes them now, they've dragged the entire pride movement back years
>>221143742>>221143724I expected as much. Yeah I think I'll just leave it then, simply not worth the risk is it
>>221143645Give crime me give make crime me make crime give me make crime give me you
poo
i want to.. how u say... make the crime in there
>>221143774You should try at least one time just to be safe.
>>221143782s
Rasheed don't like itStarve the third worldStarve the third world
*gestures towards an attractive girl's fannois*want to make a crime inside there
>paid £3000 for a hug
Sir Escort Mong OBE
why on earth did he do it
>>221143775lmao
>>221143583nah load of bollocks itll just be the same as with gays. the genie isnt going back in the bottle because some influencers proclaimed some kind of 'ideological victory'
>>221143683Got a lezzer sister and she despises trannards for the same reason. She goes on about how they are just autistc men who want to be like anime girls and they try to guilt trip lesbians into having sex with them by saying that women have penises too. She might be more blackpilled than me.
>>221143801I dunno man shes already in a bit of a fragile state at the moment so I'd rather just leave it for now, maybe next time
>>221143388fella was a nice white chap on a motorbikeeven had a friendly chat with him
>>221143843he was making a movehe had to get it on
Uh oh
no one:nary a soul:leftypol: rorke is finishednoel edmonds:alan titsmarch:del boy:rorke: https://voca.ro/1iePs9fXtu9y
watching a video about that sub 2 hour marathon. got emotion ngl x
guys really feeling bad about touching this girls tummy nowdont want to text her now and make it even weirder tho
i ran a sub 2 hour marathon but nobody cared because i wasn't black
Broken Britain
sacked twanny sacked twanny sacked twanny
>>221143873>alan titsmarch:friend of jodie?
when i was on holiday in the US with my cousin, we were out one night drunk as fuck. we decided to drive back to the hotel (we were in a rental car). we were driving back absolitely hammered when all of a sudden BAM!! we hit something and saw it go flailing about to the side of the road. we got out and had a look and it was this little black kid, probably about 6 years old. he was laying there fitting and foaming at the mouth. we panicked and took off and just left him there, lucky it was dark and no one was around. when we took the rental back 2 days later we told them we hit a deer. i always wonder if we killed that little black kid or not but luckily i'll never be charged for it
>>221143884you're probably on a list rn lad. it's so over for you
I miss Escortmong desu, I hope Tilde brings him back soon he made a nice change from the usual cast of characters
>>221143853You should say "Ok if you need to talk just now I'm here for you" or some shit like that.
>>221143899fucks ake i blacvked outdunnow hat else iw as doing
drug dealing just to get by
>>221143900escortmong was boring from start to finish. mind numbing blog posts and psychotic ramblings.
https://streamable.com/xs7sjyhttps://streamable.com/xs7sjyhttps://streamable.com/xs7sjyNeed one for copealone now
>>221143884just treasure the memory and wank to it occasionallywanked to the memory of my first shag for about a year
>>221143884whats the backstory diego
>>221143900why? it was one of the most obnoxious, boring, and repetitive gimmicks we've had in ages
>>221143513same, but I do drink. Heard its vascular rosacea. I've had it since I was a teen.
>>221143923same as alwayshe didn't get his dick wet and looked like a creepy little neek
>>221143921i'm wanking to it right now FFS>>221143923out pissedget black outgirl has tummy output hand on her tummy
suck me fucking dick
>>221143911I found it entertaining desu, a rare insight into the mind of a clueless degenerate
>>221143915only politician to recognise Rorke's existence. say what you will about the man, he's on the right side of history there
Diego in the news tomorrow
>>221143926mate theres a schizophrenic on here that spams about poo and rorke thousands of times a month, at least escortmong wrote different stories
>>221143945scream tahts true
poo rorke suck me winner
>>221143946if she didn't scream or get her friends to throw you out you're probably in the clear
>>221143946where? xshacklewell arms was it?
>>221143962Rorke’s origin story
>>221143965variations of the same story over and over againno creativity at all, that fella
There must be more to life than wanking and toil
>>221143982...prefer not to say>>221143980nah but they can still be uncomfortable and icked outnot that i remember her doing that but i didnt' ask for consent either...
>>221143962poor lad
if i saw Diego on a night out i would call the police
>>221143965escortmong was genuinely psychotic and tried to force everyone to read about his gimmickto the point where he found out most people filtered escort and he started typing "'scort" to evade filters
hes got that shit on
saw a black kid drowning once, but i didn't help him (it would be racism if i did) so i just let him drown. he was bobbing there on the surface for a while before the wobbygongs started eating him
>>221144005why bnrtoo...
>>221143991sometimes poo too
>>221144018Filtering is Reddit behaviour tbf to him
>>221144018he's genuinely mentally unwell.
>>221144027was in the gym on the treadmill and the black fella next to me turned up the speed on this and fell offi didnt help him up and just kept runningyou can never be too careful
>>221144036you can filter for a reason thoughif you see the same inane schizo shite every day you have a right to filter it
>>221143689he's terrible but i enjoyed him making the arts scene seethe
Heard that strippers let you touch them if you don't look like a freak so I tried it and they let me.
Now he’s pretending to be diego again
>>221144059????
I'm worse than people who spend the whole day on reels/tiktok
>>221144055I knew a stripper but she was proper crazy, kind of felt bad for her.
i'm diego
>>221144047filthy nigger might have given you AIDS if you touched him
>>221144071lmao same
+1 to diego's postcount
im a rorkestar im a rorkestar
Just witnessed a nigger
woke up to niggas rorkeing like we rorke
Realising I've never complimented a woman
seen a lot of n words flying through /brit/ today
>>221144089scream we are all the sam eon th blessed day
gimmicks you miss?enjoyed that period where we were saying 'done him' or 'sent that freak flying' to every third post lol
>>221144111trips of truth
Bit worried about how forgetful I am, reckon it's because of all the boozing
>>221144129Deegs did you like that story about Peter Hitchens drying his hands as though he was Jesus
(8) GOPT MY WILLY WANKIN (8)
just sent that rorke back to the conservative club
(((221144132)))
>>221144132you got sent flying so often you had to set up an airlineso we stopped that
>>221142586With his big sausage fingers
>>221144152no ahahw hat this
>>221144132>escortmong>SeasideMARK posting>bollock busting>FOY postingMiss these so bad
>>221144132i miss rorke posting
gay porn mewing out a nigger's japseye at this
>>221144174
might go to ASDA in an hour
got the next 4 days off, getting the chinese and beers in, mum and her wife have booked a hotel room, getting some of my mates overlush
>>221144055I went to a strip club in Nevada and I touched their boobiesWas quite a novel experience, especially throwing $1 notes around like in the movies
>>221144189LOL
>>221144132need you out of business sonnew business idea:you arrive in milton keynesthe proto gfthe goal gfrasheed (rare nowadays)
>>221144178you seriously need to get a life away from 4chan
>>221144191>mum and her wife
>>221144189the image of this is hilarious
>>221144189this is what people spend their time debating about in 2026
>>221144122I told the young cashier at my local store I like her new sneakers. She smiled and said thanks. I'm a cheeky bastard.
Regret every single moment of my life, loooool.
>>221144189scr
>mum and her wifethis is spaki speak for his mum and carer hope he gets into his breathing apparatus fine without them
>>221143725Nah but I’m going to visit Tokyo
>>221144243Exactly
>>221144191sounds like a great big bank holiday bash in your bumhole
>>221144189lol based hitchens
I invented that gimmick btw
>>221144226A lady told me she liked my shoes once and I took it as an insult looking back.
He never recovered
>>221144285
>>221144243Hilarious when he got a divorce 3 months after his expensive wedding lmfao.
>>221144122Greece moment (based)
would like to personally thank the man who invented called gimmicks "gimmiques", it's literally how I say gimmick irl to this day