Big lad edition
proper hornyballs absoltuely reek
>>221144318Wheres the techno
>>221144285Me in the middle, stood darkly
got my arse out
You arrive in Milton Keynes
(8) HANDS UP IF YOURE DOWN TO GET DOWN TONIGHT (8)>>221144326bit early la haha
i fucking REEK
>>221144318This is just uncouth
nothing disgusts me more than a fat tall slob. If you’re short I get it, you’re already fucked may as well go all in. But tall fatties were born with a silver spoon in their mouth and choked on it
>>221144327moni!
>>221144348not my fault lad
>>221144319Would put £90 down I could land an AVPD diagnosis
>>221144285fucking yes lovely edish
you can't suffer in norway
>>221144318the spencer i know wouldnt be so vulgar
>>221144380mate :(( im hungover and sad cos i touched a girl tummy without getting explicit consent
Reform UK>bring down net migration>deport all illegal immigrants >stands fresh off the boat migrants from bangladesh and africa as candidatesLabour, Liberal Democrats>reform's immigration policy is racist>we need immigration to support the economy>stands posh middle class whites as candidatesHuh?
I hear grimsby is lovely this time of year
>>221144389well you're going to hell then.
>>221144350ktim, 6’3 and been overweight since I was a teenager. Think I just got fucked with a shit metabolism though and when I injured my knee a few years ago I put on even more weight and just can’t shift it now
>>221144395nobody can make sense of itbut the bottom line is, more immigrants
I hear wedding bells!
>>221144400FUCK do you reall ythink so
>>221144395All have the same masters. Globo homo
… lunch time wearing my excellent glasses watching live dp world tour golf on sky sports main event on my tv via sky stream in home …
>>221144402> Think I just got fucked with a shit metabolism thoughOzempic has obliterated this cope permanently. You eat more calories than you expend end of
>>221144378Hun er veldi vakkert, jeg ville lick hennes vagina clean
>>221144430Nah there’s definitely a genetic component to it. Don’t care what anyone says.
>>221144378Norwegian girls love their little brothers <3
>>221144443If i were to lock you in a prison cell with nothing but water you would lose weight
there was no media outrage over Wayne Broadhurst just sayin
>Sargon on the telly>Bluberry Lost Mary in hand>Pint of Appletiser with ice>Window open, 20+ degree dayBring on White Boy Summer!
>>221144443you can prove it to yourself by tracking your calories for a week
>>221144469Never said I wouldn’t
>>221144443or you're just a fat retard who eats too much and doesnt exercise
>>221144484Done calorie controlled diets before, they work for a bit then the loss just plateaus meanwhile other people eating the same amount as me lose weight consistently. Think I was just built to be overweight honestly
mmm you like me ticklin yo pussygone make that pussy talk hmmmmshe gone be slick as a muhfucker hmmhmm
>>221144443Yes there is a genetic component, but that component is only going to hold you back so far, if you took ozempic and had your appetite supressed for you, you would lose the weight, the hard part is beating food addiction (carbs, sugar) and actually exercising enough.
>>221144463they dont suffer......
>>221144521HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNEH
>british niggas don’t even have forests
>>221144494This is true however there are also skinny retards eat too much and never exercise. I played basketball in uni 4 times a week and walked everywhere and I was still fat lmao, it’s just one of those things
>>221144513>Done calorie controlled diets before,which ones
I always thought "Rorke" referred to Right Wing lads being obssesed with Rorkes Drift and the film Zulu because its epic red coats killing savages. Recently a mate said it wasn't and it was an actual poster who went by Rorke, what is the truth?
My name is Rorke and Im really glad to meet you You were recommended to me by some chudsHey! Ohhh oooh is this racist?Hey! Ohhh oooh it feels racist
I fucking hate WORK
>>221144548Right… and that’s supposed to be funny is it?
>>221144566sell your arse lad
>>221144526>>221144463So True So True
>>221144477What channel is he on?
>>221144534*caresses yo pussy*
Playing cyberpunk 2077
>>221144525Yeah I’m not paying £300 a month to jab myself with experimental drugs just to look like a corpse 20 years older than I am. I’m happy being fat and eating what I want, 10 years ago I would have considered it but not now >>221144554I mean literally just counting calories and staying under TDE
>>221144577He's not, he's on MY telly, connected to my Laptop via HDMI.
hair smells all greasy like
>>221144471Part and parcel mate. The funny one is looking at how joe cox had a million things named after her even a street in Paris, tributes and laws and david amess had like a local bus named after him
>>221144584>Yeah I’m not paying £300 a month to jab myself with experimental drugsWhat is reading comprehension. I didn't advise you to use Ozempic, I told you the mechanism by which it works, which you (with willpower) can achieve naturally.
>>221144576
>telly, connected to my Laptop via HDMIOh my DAYS
Wonder what's happening back home in Carlisle. Probably nothing. Typical. Go birds though. Sneezing. Might go for a walk.
>>221144619Chances of getting adopted into a Norwegian family at 34?
>>221144583No you aren't, you're blogposting on /brit/. Go play your shit broken game.
>>221144584>staying under TDEyour TDEE isn't a set number. it varies depending on body composition, weight, and activity levels, and decreases as you lose weight. if you're plateauing it means whatever TDE you've set isn't accurate and you need to adjust ityou literally can't not lose weight on a properly controlled calorie restriction
>>221144619Exactly, nothing wrong with kissing your sister on the lips as a joke every now and again
>>221144576yjh (you just hope)
>>221144615Already told you I'm not paying that much
They cancelled my ferry out
got a boner now haha
>>221144615Again mate, I’ve done diet and exercise and literally used to play basketball for my uni and trained several times a week and I was still overweight. Diet and exercise only gets you so far. That’s why I say there’s a genetic component to it as well. >>221144638Nah, it’s accurate. In fact I ate well under my TDE so it shouldn’t even matter, point is i felt like shit and wasn’t even losing much or any weight at all so what’s the point? Meanwhile other people following the exact same diet can lose weight easily. It’s just genetic luck how well your body responds.
>>221144662thissi w hy i dotn go to greece
>>221144662That ferry would have sank
>>221144639how??
very satisfying poo dropped this morning after two days of hiatus x
gallon of gas is $5 in my townboomer cousin posting about it on FB as if it's the end times
>>221144378unbelievably strange video
>>221144668Ok and how much were you eating
ah the new gimmick: fat cunt pretending losing weight is impossible
I poo 3x a day about an hour after I eat
rorke harping on about muslims marrying their cousins then yearning to be norwegian so he can shag his blonde sister
>loooool a few posts about one topic.. it's a heckin new gimmick bro!!
i wish i had a sister
>>221144719odd post
>>221144713scream this is me
>>221144692It varies depending on the day and my activity level but always under 2,500 calories, usually under 2,000 calories.
realistically what can I do about the tossers that smoke weed on the balcony below my flat every day
oh shit, Lee Kuan Yew in da house
>>221144747wee on them
>>221144747get them up to 5 years in prison, an unlimited fine, or both.
>>221144740You should easily be losing weight in that case then, you’re probably miscalculating the amount of food you’re eating.
>>221144747put fresh manure all over your balcony so it smells like shit and they won't want to stand out there for more than 30 seconds
>>221144763the moment they see the rozzers coming around the corner they'll just go inside
>"My client Michael Portillo is a great admirer of your work">"He would like to arrange for a casual meeting with you"How do you respond?
>>221144727it makes me wonder if my sister has ever considered shagging me
>>221144794Would like to go on a train journey with him but i feel like he'd try to bum me
>>221144794>have him ask me in Brit/pol/ or anywhere else on /pol/
I’d slap my knob a few times on her pink Norwegian clit and would probably spunk right there and then
>>221144811Both ugly
Currently on pussy patrol at the high street in my Renault Clio
>>221144811FUAWKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKhes not even particularly hot
>>221144794>>221144815Such a blatant and unfunny samefag
>>221144775Nope. I checked the calorie count on the packages of everything I eat, didn’t estimate anything, logged everything in MFP. Trust me, I wanted to lose weight so I wasn’t half arsing it, it just didn’t work for me.
>>221144829he looks pretty tall thoughbeit
is portilloposting the new gimmick lol??
>>221144811>how did you know we were australian
>>221144848truuuu
>>221144727they're annoyances more than anything
The Portilloposter is the Bighamposter btw.
>>221144852ǝʇɐɯ ƃuiɹɐoɹ ood
Think Portilloppstikg might be an early contender for gimmick of the year desu lads
>>221144834Your feminine intuition isnt working you odious little slug
(8) FUCK YOUR SAFE WOR DI WANT TO BE DANGEROUS DANGEROUS (8)
>>221144865adonbilibit!
>>221144901Sent that sfhizo flying
>>221144886Both are Spaino
>>221144927
universal silence
is this silence coordinated?
Gonna get this parkaAlready have the chest rig
travel is too damn expensive
>>221145022she's 12 mate.
>>221145022Ran off with ziedbelg
>>221145022Probably poo sewage by now after being made into kebab
>>221145045/10
(8) LEAVE ME ALONE BITCH I WANA FUN (8)
>>221145022>last seen wearing dark leggings with a black coatSo like every teenager
I love sea lions
>>221144368Perhaps
>>221145022why paedos love to share those notices
>>221145022>22nd of November 2025Yeah shes been shipped off to uae
>>221145088I think they like to fantasise about what's happened to them
>>221145022>>221145045>>221145088>>221145098>>221145101pic relprobably ran away with her 35 year old "boyfriend"
(8) YOU WEAR A SILK SCARF WHEN YOU WALK DOWN THE STREET (8)
went outside to have good mental health but the people outside gave me bad mental health
>>221145144Invented a bizarre paedophilic story award
>>221145144grim
>>221145156take it to a thread which gives a fuck
>>221145175i did that's why im on /brit/
>>221145156
Booze time soon lads
>>221145168every single girl i knew in middle school/high school (10-17) for more than like 6 hours, did so with the help of their inappropriately old "boyfriend"99% that's what happened here
>>221145168Dont think thats vladamir nabokov mate
>>221145144sad :(
talking about children being groomed again is it lads? just another afternoon on the /brit/ channel
>>221145218>for more than like 6 hourswho ran away for more than like 6 hours*children don't run away without "help"
Have just found out that this is in fact me
>>221145156urban life for you
OFCOM lurkin'.
ah yes the ex is now messaging me from her parents/friends numbers very good
Clear Night. Sky. Over Bolton Town Centre.Looks like a lovely town, doesn't it! And it certainly could be! Alas it's a ghastly place prowled by the worst bottom feeders on Earth.....
>>221145252*rapes you*
did you know that if a suicide news get tons of audience car and plane crashes increases by 3 times
did a think
just sat about like
women will complain that men are misogynistic while reading a 'romance' book where the female protagonist repeatedly gets raped and abused by her boyfriend
going to Kazakhstan to piss of Starmer
>>221145334reckon we shouldnt listen to women so much ngl
>>2211453258 hours for rest8 hours for work1 hour for driving to work2 hours for cooking and eating meals1 hour for waking up, showering, etc1 hour for exercise1 hour for household chores2 hours for "what we will" (unless you have children)
>>221145022>>221145144>>221145218>>221145334rorke joined the thread i see
>>221145382Wish you hadnt
>>221145326ktim
>>221145375>2 hours for cooking and eating meals>1 hour for waking up, showering, etc>1 hour for household choresit really doesn't take that much time unless you're wanking about on your phone between tasks
having a pint of Guinness naked
>>221145398Can't even make beef stew
>>221145414never seen a Guinness with clothes on tbf
i like to move it move it
>>221145398it's right about the stock cubes, those things are salty as fuck
>>221145398did you think the stock cubes will magically become stock or something
>>221145405ok, im going out if you hate me so much
>>221144747>>221144789Can't you just film them smoking?
>>221145398stupid incel thinks GPT stands for gravy, potatoes and thyme
>>221145398>2 beef cubes>worch saucetheres the problemalso 5 bay leaves is too much, put 2 tops
too hot
>>221145526Cronem unmasked
"i have no time" mongs be like
>>221145542get yer top aff
>Aleah, 13, whose surname has not been released, and is believed to have travelled to Bicester.>Thames Valley Police for Cherwell have launched a public in appeal in an attempt to trace her, and anyone with information is urged to come forward.
>>221145560you'd love thatsaucy bugger
omg
>>221145530Serbs are tall thoughbeit
Filled with regret, me.>The best time to start was yesterday, the second best time is now!Yeah but the thing is I want to have done these things when I was younger, I want to be someone who did these things 10 years ago.>Ohhhh.Yeahhh.
>>221145413that's 40 minutes per meal which isn't bad at all>20 minutes just to eat breakfast>20 minutes just to eat lunch>30 minutes just to eat dinneryou're already at 1h10m without even factoring in the cooking
>>221145543nh we are different
>>221144592>hdmimy pussy just dried uplearn to cast you disgusting incel
nice fucking day out
>>221145573What could go wrong
>>221145617how large are your meals mate
>>221145597Sal please it’s a fucking joke!
Got an universal credit appointment, now is my time to act like a retard so I can get away with applying for nothing again
tapir cock
>>221145635nothing wrong with that, ive done it
>>221145530scr
Had a dream I was in a vast and lush garden with my father then my ex showed up and my dad pointed at the sign that said ‘no whores allowed in the garden’ and we both kept chanting it at her until she left
>>221145647I like to take my time and enjoy my meals
definitely keep the justin bieber trim
>>221145639enjoy your 3 day weekendlmao
saw a street interview where they were asking people if they'd rather have a gay son or a n**ger daughter
>>221145704then your meal time is included in "what we will"
>>221145733>performing biological necessities is "what we will" late stage capitalism
>>221145717nagger?
>>221145753>I like to take my time and enjoy my mealsand>eating because i have to to liveare not the same thingyou're choosing to spend more time eating, it's not an obligation
and of course media black out on the French nun getting beaten the fuck out of in Jerusalem
>>221145753actual pussy shut up
>>221145710had the haircut in 2010 and then started balding and is now too insecure to get a proper haircut that would reveal his diminishing hairline award
>>221145811Recent years have seen a noticeable rise in attacks by Israelis against Christian and Muslim clergy, as well as against religious sites in the occupied city.
and of course media black out on the nun getting beaten the fuck out of in Palestine toojust kidding this doesnt happen because muslims already killed and raped all the Christians there long ago
>>221145790taking your time to eat a meal instead of scarfing it down in 30 seconds isn't some leisure activity, retard
>>221145863fake news
Rangers will win the league this year
>>221145863is this bait or are you actually this ignorant?
>>221145913Yeah
>>221145863Terrible bait
>>221145710i used to have this haircut and i could feel that the village thugs were laughing or badmouthing me every time i walked past them. never again
>>221145925gonna show me some "gotcha" screenshot of the ten christians left living in palestine are you lad?
>>221145871it's a choice you make for your own leisure that is separate from the necessity of having to eat. it's not time you're forced to spend because of 'late stage capitalism' you retardyou can choose to eat faster and then go read a book under a tree if you want
Comic Sans MS. Now THAT was a font
I need a dopamine fast
>>221145940>>221145953oh my DAYS, like pottery
>>221145969done those antisemitic freaks
separatedesperatewhy they got different vowels thenshould be parate or perate having both is needlessly confusing
>>221145969based as fuck, /brit/ supports Israel
>>221145953christian and muslim palestinians have no problem with eachother they both hate zionists. christians in lebanon are also under threat from israel not lebanese muslims. you’re a retard
Alright lads, Fred here again
I see so many white women walking around with tote bags with palestine flags and palestine stuff on them these days
>>22114595350,000 to 52,000
british jews need their own dedicated police force
>>221145698based dream dad
Who's the faggot that replies oh my DAYS to everything?
>>221146009>christians in lebanon are also under threat from israel not lebanese muslimsgenuinely the most retarded geopolitical take ever uttered on /brit/, I suppose you dont know anything about Lebanese history?
>15:09:57>15:10:58Would you just look at it!
>>221146016one thing those palestinians have right is limiting the rights of women
Shout out to literally the only brand of chocolate that is morally ok to buy from.
>>221146018(Down from 2+ Million)
>>221144395Liberalism is secular Christianity which is why only goycattle Whites are liberals
You WILL scoff your food down and get back to toil!
