renewable energy edish
gives a kiss
Dyson the company should make a Dyson Sphere. the idea is right there for the taking
So many games out there, couldnt play them all in a lifetime
>>221146447*unzips dick*
Mouseyis myFriendOk ..Stop BullyingHim !!
>>221146422i look like this and i say things like this all the time
went downstairs hungry to get some food and ate the food and now I'm sick
>>221146422Hate his voice as I've told someone, most probably you the last time you screenshotted him, before >>221146450They made some headphones which are fucking shit (as is the fan) let them stick to making vacuum cleaners and hairdryers
>the pawasite>the thacked twanny>the (singular) rorkeposter
rorkey's got the swiper
performing open brains surgery on mouse and prodding various sections of his brain to produce a desired physical reaction
>>221146481alri morrissey
>>221146481you ate to much>>221146483>>221146487>>221146497>>221146522he ate to much
You guy's hear about Trajan?S'fucked up.
>>221146527all me btw
still howl every time i see this
>>221146531yeahwhy oh why did they let that bloody horse in
>>221146497*finds a tiny plastic horse lodged in there he shoved up his nose in childhood*
>>221146483>Hate his voice as I've told someone, most probably you the last time you screenshotted him, beforedont think it was mehowever i screenshot him frequently because he triggers /g/
>>221146552>RSVP: Decline
>>221146562He's knowledgable but not a fan of the voice that's all I am not a pure hater of him he makes good content otherwise
nyan cat
Is it socially acceptable to go out in slides
>>221146552LMFAO
>women can't be fu...
>>221146589he's a good old fashioned homosexual autist, as opposed to the raging snowflake faggots you usually see nowadays
i sir marcius will never pay you with cash, only with druuuuugs!!!!
>>221146617kek
>>221146613lovely image
>>221146602yes but not with socks ever
>>221146617hehe
Get up and go to aldi. The creps in motion. The bennies still need to be applied for. This is his mantra. This is his moment. Have a shave. Don't get your hair cut. Wash your penis and pretend it isn't there. Start drinking fizzy drinks. Start eating two meal deals for lunch. Start uploading vocaroo blogs to the thread. Start spending more time in your grotty council flat. Stop going to bed so late so you can make your early morning shifts. Read more about seasideMARK. Post about how there is someone from /britfeel/ here being transphobic. Get a cronem baton in you. A morning shift. Narcolepsy. Profound mental illness. The seasideMARK videos watched. The mother disappointed. The hormones injected. The computer on. A post made. An imaginary "timmong" having a melty. A dismissal notice filed. You are a woman.
>>221146422local hospital is going ham installing these shits like crazy everywhere I know the company that secured that contract is doing high fives with cocaine whores right now
nigga name is keir
>>221146617didn't laugh
aldi lads
somehow i've ended up on a website about the turkish parliament
ive been on dates with 11 women this year and none of them have become my girlfriend
>>221146617https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oa9Elpjq9IAjoke stolen from a man
>>221146617sc
>the freemason Anglo Protestant Napoleonic Germanic barbarian CIA globalists took my empire away o algo
>>221146648Now do one about carlybenderEnough lore about him to fill a book considering he’s been here 10 years MINIMUM
i don't understand non-white memes
>>221146617Based on what I know about tiktok, she is probably the 7,349th person to make this exact video after seeing the 7,348th person do it.
>>221146678I went on 11 awful first dates and then kissed the girl on my 12th. Now we have been together for two years.never give upx
couldn't imagine living in a city these days
>>221146712https://x.com/Sandenee/status/2049950952367473036
>>221146736gorgeous
>Father Ted co-creator Graham Linehan's criminal damage conviction for breaking the mobile phone of transgender activist Sophia Brooks has been overturned.and his head grew three sizes today
Why aren't you living your best life in Japan?
Get the beers in you sad cunts it’s a bank holiday weekend
>>221146761Rorke won............
>>221146761Graham O'Rourke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81910GqhRZIi wish i was joking
was boozing last night so it'll just be the marriage iguana and a takeaway for me tonight
>>221146773Would love to but can't get a visa aha x
Right well that’s a (presumably homosexual) man wearing incredibly tight and short shorts in public isn’t it
>>221146639lol I do that all the time in summer
Blonald Plumbf
>>221146785
>>221146833
gay bashing being back is nuts critical condition beaten by 3-4 guys wow
>>221146848Right
>>221146785Hehe look at this little cutey
>>221146859Yep, was definitely English men who did this. Yep.
>>221146859Probably some drunken lager louts
>>221146786
>>221146877Oh fuck off Rorke
Fucking hell his head (pictured today, unedited) really is big mind
>>221146848This is just what straight men are like in Italy.
>>221146859bet iranian christians did this
>>221146613Wish morels grew near me
Is going bouldering alone cringe
>angloids itt discovering Irish people have big heads
>>221146902look at de fookin soize uh dat cunt
>>221146931Never mind going alone. Going at all is a major ick
got my balls out
>>221146902brutally skull mogged that twerp next to him
>>221146902Graham "Linehan" Lineham
getting scary out there. stay safe lads
>>221146751What could the solution be... ah yes more state control that will do it
>>221146859In bristol? The second most woke city in UK
>>221146966Thought this said labradors at first lol
>>221146859in BRISTOL?this is like if some lads got beat up for being Muslim in Rochdale
>Man appears in court charged with attempted murder of two Jewish menScreaaaaaaaaming sketch artist did blud dirty :skull:
>>221146945Yeah but it gives you massive forearms and hands
>>221146931no matestop thinking in these terms it will ruin your life
>>221147022Don't gaslight him mate
Have you seen him?
>>221146902Never understood the polo under a jacket memeJust put on a shirt
neighbour's washing fucking stinks, swear he's half bent
Tempted to install New Vegas like but also worried I'll play it for 10 minutes and drop it like
>>221146752very very finnish looking man
fucking despise sunbergget the rain clouds outget the wind blowingget the young couples stuck safely inside where they will not be seen on my incelwalks
not having a good day:(
>>221146751Read this as "Met chef" LOL.
was sat at work and a balding lad walked past the window and i said "ktim" out loud
>>221147072Genuinely one of the most fucking boring games I have ever played in my entire life. Utter dogshit.
>>221147089don't worry, be happy
>>221147089What's wrong x
rorke vs leftypol mma match to decide who gets pierbi's hand
>>221147098rorke unmasked
>>221147089cheer up, buttercup
>>221147046
rorkeSPORT
>>221147105Probably because you're playing it wrong like a fucking retard
>>221147098Looks like one of the lads who killed james bulger
>>221147098Thinking about sk*llfucking her :3
>>221147082this this this fucking hate the sun and summer in general x
starving me. been on the viral dry oats diet. my body is looking tea thougheverbeit.
https://x.com/beyoncegarden/status/2050003443935281521screamer
>>221147131psc
>>221147098Gladio Nazi
>>221147134How can you play a game wrong you fucking dull cuntThe story is shitThe gunplay is shitThe movement is also shitThe pacing? Just as shit. Everything about it is completely fucking dull beyond belief
get the animal webms posted
got a pizza in the oven
If you enjoy bouldering, go bouldering
>>221147177>The movement is also shitvery telling critique
>>221147177trannies wont like this post
odious toad like creature reporting in
drinking alone and running the model trains again
>>221147181
for me, it's modding Skyrim
Don't enjoy anything anymore really.
>>221147206Nigga you walk in a straight line slow as fuck for half the game and for some reason you also need a stamina bar despite the already sluggish running speedFucking worthless game
i have zero interest in climbing thingsill be accused of not being white for this post
Hmm can someone explain to me in basic terms why attempted murder of two Jews puts the UKs threat level to “severe” and warrants a response from the PM yet the constant grooming and murder of British children by Muslims doesn’t?
>>221147220ktim, except the train part
that's rorkeSPORT alright
>>221147238AI
November 1989 The Stone Roses played Ali Pali, half of Manchester followed them down with coaches put on from Piccadilly, me and Monica took the kids. They were all there, in the right place at the right time, buzzing our tits off to the single most important band since the Beatles, when after standing here some wrongun down the front started charting Manchester La La La Manchester La La La and Ian Brown just says to him “it’s aint where you’re from mate it’s where you’re at right” That band could’ve changed the world, it was theirs for the taking, they had it all, just like Georgie Best 20 years earlier what could’ve been never was and they broke our hearts….
>>221147235not sure
Going walking out in the country this weekend >Fresh air>Country pubs>Local produce>Beer and cider>Majestic rolling hills>Quaint houses and villages>Cosy b&b to stay in>No negros or SaracensIt's going to be lush and I mean lush
>>221147233Same. I'm scared of exploration, risk-taking and physical exertion.
>>221147220Racismlad!
>>221147235err just don't think about it
>>221147235I DONT FUCKING KNOW RORKE WHY DONT YOU TELL USIS IT BECAUSE THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT IS CONTROLLED BY JEWS OR SOMETHING
>>221147231here's a trans israeli game that might be more your speed xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAWCtjLXkfc
Waaaaaaah why isn't it like Fortnite this game is shit
>>221147267twins!
>>221147274love how all felines are just silly little catbergs at the end of the day
>>221147247get the hornby train set ordered pronto
energy generation now
>>221147274they do love boxes
>>221147274right well that's a very cute cat like creature
Alysa Liu bouncing on girthy BWC
>>221147276I never would have guessed
>>221147019So does wanking my huge cock!
>1996 was 30 years agohttps://youtu.be/gJLIiF15wjQ
he's backoh he's herenational grid mong has returned!
>>221147276I think so
>>221147279>>221147281Oh deary me rorke did criticism of your nostalgia game upset you? Oh dear.
>>221147281rattled
mel b sex arse
Riots in australia.
rorke wriggling like a FUCKING eel
>>221147323t. Assblasted gen alpha who can't pay attention for long enough to walk in a straight line in a video game
>>221146761>>221146902
cuddling alysa liu and making her smile:)
>>221147305good post this
South Slavs be like da bratan I am also mediterranean)))
You can't solve the Biomass Question without solving the Jewish Question. You can't solve the Jewish Question without solving the Christian Question.
macedonians be like i am greek also fuck greece
>>221147323>the movement in this game is TERRIBLE
Toilberg was benevolent today. He let us all leave an hour early!
https://www.reddit.com/r/GirlDinnerDiaries/i've just been reading this shit these girls just post what they make for dinner and complain about their relationships but like 80% of the complaints are them finding out their boyfriends or husbands hate them and these are the girls that actually cook and shit ah this shit's funny to me
>>221147339ALBOS GONNA FREAK
>>221147350TWP
no one:rorke on a friday evening unprovoked: You can't solve the Biomass Question without solving the Jewish Question. You can't solve the Jewish Question without solving the Christian Question.
Ignored every other bit of criticism to focus on the one part that really makes him sore
>>221147339https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGBC7THXhso>and a warning: this report contains images of a deceased indigenous personaussies are more patronising than we are
>>221147371fucked off at 1 me, don't care, call the police, fuck toilbergenstein gon do?
these captchas make me want to strangle my nans head off, who the fuck thought it'd be a good idea to make posting on your website such a pain in the cock hole
I'm a fan of Mousey and I'm not ashamed to say it!
>>221147389piss offstop evading my small image filter
Kill all STEM majors and reddit mods. That’s my beliefs
>>221147385never even began for zoomshits
I was a fan of New Vegas back in the day, but I really didn't enjoy it on a replay last month. Though that might be because I played it to death and essentially know the entire map by heart so there was nothing to rediscover.
>>221147378they want to be incels so bad
>>221147385really liked early Fortnite
>>221147355
Wish you lot would discuss politics more :(
Notice how he falls silent when you point out he's gen alpha Very telling
>>221147399gaypornaussie!
>>221147296Absolute scandal that it's not 80% nuclear
Rorke banging on about zoomers playing the same game but with new content when he just plays the same game but with no new content in a futile attempt to relive the glory days
>>221147378quite enjoy reading their blogs. it's like reading the diary of an alien or a cephalopod or some other creature whose qualia is incomprehensible to the male mind
>>221147385what i don't get is why millennials act like this is a failure on the part of zoomersnigga we did not make fortnite
pizza looking peng
>>221147385i knew it was over for that gen when they'd actually complain about not being able to buy skins and shit
when is MouseLord podcast starting
Might read a book, any suggestions?
/brit/ is a Green Party general. Get those immigrants into our towns and villages and get them fucking our women
:(( my boyfriend hit me over the head with a big hammer !! here's the chicken alfredo i made to cope x_x
fucks sake that fart came out boiling hot and smells like rotten fruit
>>221147368textbook posture. type of shit you see in a work handbook. mirin' like crazy over here
>>221147449it's able to go on for 10 years because you lot keep playing itzoomers almost exclusively play multiplayer live service slop
>>221147460That wasn't even long after the infamous horse armour DLC which essentially enabled all of this though
There was this major in college called “printmaking”. But, what tf would that be used for? Like a minimum wage screenprinting job?
Millennials unable to grasp the concept of a live service game as opposed to a story game
>>221147482that was funny......!
>>221147472pigrat
Can you BELIEVE the police officers kicked that actively armed terrorist in the face while he was resisting tased arrest and swinging his blade around near their faces?It's almost like the state has a monopoly on the legitimate use of force, and that makes me uncomfortable. (But I would never, EVER think too hard about the conclusion the alternative scenario implies).
>>221147477so it's our fault that 10 year olds in 2017 decided to keep playing fortnite instead of making smarter gaming decisions is itdo go on unc
>>221147469Polanski posted a video about protecting green spaces recently, must have remembered they're actually supposed to have some environmental policies Not sure how it marries with their policy of opening the door to the world but we'll see
>>221147402
>>221147464is this from a gay magazine?
>>221147469thanks for this political cuck fantasy you weird little goblin
esoteric bradism
>>221147515scrmgsg
Rorke before black pussy...
“Grrr why do you play game that change why mot play game that stay same since i first play it in smeggy childhood bedroom grrrr”
Asked a colleague to review some documents, "no worries mate, I'll get it done over the weekend", over the weekend? it's a bank holiday fucking hell the wagie life some lead
>>221147504you were 10 years old in 2017 pipe down
How long until Mousey is playable in Fortnite Put him in a pack along with Poley and Fat Cam
>>221147549no i was 13 actually
...Rorke after black pussy.
I was 17 in 2017 but that still makes me a zoomer
We at /brit/, the gateway to the alt-right, disavow the Green Party
>>221147558>eligible to shag right when covid hitgrim grim grim
speaking to a fella about how he met his wifeGet this, 15 years ago, they're at a train station, they both decide not to get on it because it's too crowded, only people left on the platform, start talking, now they're married a decade with 3 kidsfucking insanelike if there was just a little bit more room for one of them, none of that would have happenedjust crazinessmeanwhile every modern story is just "tinger/hinge"
>>221147501The fact there's even a discussion being had about the appropriate use of force against an attempted murderer is a joke. Don't think he cared about what an appropriate use of force is when he was stabbing those people. It's the George Floydification of policing where every action is scrutinised by some minority on Twitter claiming they went too far.
>>221147583poo
>>221147558East Ridings twat
hate 'the windmill scene' all virtuosic talented musicians that are totally dedicated to making ugly self indulgent wank
>>221147544>>221147564first one seems more likely to have a girlfrienddo you know what i mean
humiliation ritual
More videogame talk?? I thought /brit/ was full of shaggers?
>>221147601Got at least 2 good albums out of it and that's fine
i was 21 in 2017
>>221147599nope x
Was walking through Tesco earlier and I saw a disabled girl being pushed around by her dad and I had to really lock in and try not to laugh because she looked like she was geeked in a k hole
postman brought me some birthday cardsx
zoomies lash out and get very defensive when you cal their modern slop games shit
>>221147617palm shaggers maybe
>>221147581I met my gf at a gig last year because it's foolproofDeal with it incel
i might be visiting the uk in about a year's time, are there any specific rail journeys you lads would recommend? am thinking of doing the caledonian sleeper or at least an azuma trip from london-york or whatever
Criminal
>>221147659*yawns really loudly*yeah? nice one m8*walks off*
>>221147663I accept your concession
>>221147626grim loloh wait so was i
if we're talking video games, let me tell you that i got Dead God in The Binding of Isaac todat
>>221147685:(
>>221147659Why not re-post cards through your letterbox then act surprisedLikeMr. Bean does !!
had a problem with my old laptop but chatGPGT fixed itthank you computer
>>221147663don't think i did lash out or get defensivejust said that you're blaming zoomers for decisions they made about the games they play when they were actual children
>>221147686cope on child
>>221147672how'd you strike up a conversation?
>>221147682is that a black dude or an abo genuinely cant tell
For me, it was being 19 in 2017 and rocking out at the Bladee concert before heading back to my gf's student accommodation in South Kensington.
>>221147692What's that?
another millennial melty is it
>>221147737100%ing the game basically
>>221147722Oh my dayssss unc you are ragingHairline transplant soon come dun worry xx
>>221147713I'm glad I could help you solve your computer problem -- if you need any further help, let's talk about it!
>>221147713computer fix computer, it's over for man
>>221147715playing games as children doesn't mean they have to play them as adults and have their favourite wog rapper getting a new fortnite skin be a highlight of their week
>>221147672I never got a gf from a gig. :(
made a cup of tea and it is so bad im not able to even drink it. dunno what happened. just a complete duff
>get a long far better with the 40-somethings at toil than the 20-somethingsam I an unc or just mature?
i was 28 in 2017
>>221147736>Kensington Tarq cunt
>>221147751very coolx
I was 34 in 2017...
i was gonna eat some poo, but then i got highi was gonna get up and find the loo, but i got high
>>221147783diagnosis: boring bastard
>>221147677Watch the various Michael Portillo TV series for guidance.
>>221147783neitheryou are intimidated by the rambunctiousness of youth
millenichads were experiencing genre defining games every few yearszoomtards get excitied when their live service waifu gets another few skins
>>221147766you still play the same games you played a child thoughnothing wrong with it
>>221147771same, and I've been to hundreds
aussies experiencing misfortune be like arrrr naaurr
>>221147821no i don't
>>221147615>Two groups from the third world fight>The white man suffers
>>221147812good advice x
I was 24 in 2017The most interesting thing I did that year was I went to China for work. It was my first major far flung work trip by myself and I learnt a lot. Also drank ungodly amounts of free alcohol in the expensed hotel bar of my marble palace built for travelling westerners on business.
I was a spry 47 y/o in 2017
>>221147863sup unc
Egypt is the best /brit/ poster
New then>>221112388>>221112388>>221112388
>>221147846most millennials who complain about zoomers do
>>221147840horrid racist
>>221147863Get a load of this unc!!(I’m 37)
>>221147878right well that's not /brit/ that's kurva anyátok
>>221147677The Settle to Carlisle line is lush (and I mean lush)
>>221147863how does it compare to the uk?
>>221147913>>221147913>>221147913
>>221147834The closest I've come was a girl offering me ket at a festival after I bonded with her over a band. I, of course, rejected that satanic filth.
