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friday afternoon /cum/ sucks
Meth or crack for weight loss?
god damn i need some BWC
>>221154515water fasting
>>221154509You don't like reddit screenshots?
Bibbity bobbity boopity ahhhhh hahahahaha *runs away into the bushes*
I remember this being posted long ago too, whenever the janny had a hissy fit
>>221154515Neither, amphetamines do the trick
>>221154572And what exactly do you think meth is?>>221154548Gay
>>221154566Giggity Giggity Giggity let's have sex
The foid working at the bookstore said my shelf must look nice
>>221154484Retard the Chicago Outfit is the most infamous sect of the mafia that's the part of the mafia that all those Robert De Niro and Joe Pesci movies are based on
>>221154566I still got a heavy wooden table leg with your fucking name on it.
>>221154611>what exactly do you think meth isMeth is more potent to the point of speedrunning all the negative effects with less of the positives, amphetamines were widely used in the 70s and 80s which is a major part of why women were so thin back then
going to trader joes /brit/ wish me luck
>>221154625in that very moment she was vividly picturing herself on her knees deepthroating your throbbing member
Shut the FUCK up BITCH
>>221154656You can eat smaller doses of it like you would pop an adderall lol
>>221154608No wonder blacks they hate latrinos
What is meth short for you humongous faggot
Big chan guy, huh? you must be edgy and based. Ya, everyone else needs to go back already. >green textHe probably can't even triforce jej
My farts smell like huevos con chorizo
Meth is cool
niggas out here got me wanting to rewatch breaking bad with all this meth talk
All my girlfriends come from transylvania if you know what I mean
>>221154724more like Breakin' Buck haha ain't thatI right?
>>221154743Your girlfriends are vampires?Are you a vampire?!
>>221154724I only watched the first episode. Such cases
>>221154682>like you would pop an adderall Adderall and SSRIs have arguably done more damage to young Americans than crack did to Blacks, that's not a good example
>>221154743What happens in the closet stays in the closet
Pennysvania
>>221154775Why are you being retarded on purpose? Are you trolling me? Am I being trolled?Adderall is what now?
I remember this image being spammed a lot also lol
>>221154837SHE IS BROWN!
all the /cum/ chuds ITT gather here to watch somethingwhat is it?
>>221154830>Adderall is what now?It's meth, which you were steelmanning earlier by saying meth and amphetamines were the same thing which they aren't and that meth is heckin' based actually
>>221154905Tonight we're watching Salo: 120 Days of Sodom
>>221154794I used to have a cute female friend who would tell me about the various guys she fucked who had bigger dicks than me while I jerked off she got bored with it after a while but would still let me do it in pity some time, she only calls me every few months now because she moved away....
>>221154905Michael Jackson's Moonwalker
>>221154956Thats weird as fuck, bro
back from Trader Joe's got some crisps
EHHHHHHHH WATSUP DOC
>>221154905Gianna Michaels compilation video (for the uncs)
>>221154956did she peg you
>>221154905aboriginal and pygmy interracial porn
>>221154905I remember when having that TV meant that you were peak rich. Nowadays even the poorest people have nice TVst. muglennial
>>221154509yeah just wait til this evening, then /cum/ will get REALLY good
>>221154905We're not watching any of them faggy movies. We're watching Blue Velvet.
Shit thread
im going insane
>>221155144joe mama
Lynch made movies for moody queers
>>221155161Who can help you?
>>221155176Lynch was a bit of a chud contrary to popular belief
>>221155179a good death
>>221154837Who cares what brown women do
>>221154905Revenge of the Sith
>>221155232You should glue your hands to your head and hang yourself with piano wire so it looks like you ripped your own head off to whoever finds youThat is the most hoss way to die
>>221155326THATS how Hoss died????
Bart Bigga *B A R T S*
All women are evil.
Q: what do you say about two men when their friendship ends?dn ǝʞ-oɹq ʎǝɥʇ :∀
Pinkpantheress verse on Midnight Sun is better than that chop song
>chopThe dog from gta5?
Ani are you okAni are you okAre you ok Ani
he hit my car on the highway and he's trying to leave
>>221155501That shit was hilarious
cummypies, im drinking covfefe
>>221155045hello
>>221155041post the birthdate on your ID.
>>221155577No. I was born in 92
>>221155591Youngster
i remember when having a blackberry was a privilege
>>221155556Hello there!
>>221154905Saw two of these by the road on Wednesday.
>>221155657I never had a crack berry and people would send me (y) and I didn’t know what it meant
Getting film developed is so expensive
is it possible to domesticate a brap hog?
>>221155687unc still uses film son im crine
>>221155696>is it possible to domesticate a brap hog?Yes, but you must choose wisely
i just said the n word
>>221155698I'm only a 20 year old minor you creep
>>221155696I heard they go feral in like two generations
I just know if I meet everyone who posts here I would be repulsed and stop coming to /cum/ immediately.
>>221155684i still consider them to be cool
>>221155720how goes your quest for a nigger bitch?
>>221155742repulsed because you realized you're gay and are afraid of your true self
>>221155743iPhones really killed them. Grim t. iPhone poster
Stand aside peasants
>>221155742sounds like a meet-up is in order then
>>221155752>how goes your quest for a nigger bitchDisappointing so far like my quest for all other types of women, but we'll see.I have a prospect with a Hapa girl that's going well thoughever.
I will be in the US in a few weeks if we're doing a meetup
the white man's phone, gone but not forgotten.
>>221155780If I was gay I would be fucking the hottest and coolest guys and not hanging around with yall ugly ugly retards.
>>221155795they tried competing with the iphones and galaxies but failed
>>221155868Hyb brother
>>221155860Nigga for sure had Razors. Sidekicks also.
>>221155859Where @?
>>221155896nah they had the Nextel chirpers.
>>221154491Sesso
>>221155901Kansas City area
>>221155819>>221155860behold one of the greats
>>221155859where
>>221155868yeah exactly, /cum/ team will make you scream
>>221155924That’s grim as hell
based
bump pls>>221155863>>221155863>>221155863
>>221155925Dog shit. Complete dog shit. Accidentally pressing a million buttons when you put it in your pocket.
Midwesterners be like “oh yeah it’s only a 3 hour drive”
ME SO HORNY
>>221155547no you're not. you always say this but provide zero proof.honestly, i think you're lying at this point.
>>221155941It's honestly not that bad in the summerCould be a lot worse, and I like bbq
>>221155955literally never happened
>>221155924alri jesse james
I posted yesterday about how one of the cats outside brought her kittens and put them in the box next to my door. Well it went from adorable to nightmare fuel very quickly. This morning there was an extra kitten in there, but it looked very weak and sickly. Well now I got back home and it's dead, the other remaining kitten is just standing on top of its dead body, they're also just shitting and pissing all over the place inside of the box. So it's just this tiny baby cat in a tight space with its own filth, a corpse, tons of flies swarming due to said corpse, and bodily fluids I can't even identify but it's this thick viscous purplish looking goo. For fucks sake. Not sure how to even handle it, I need to get that box dumped somewhere but there's still a living kitten in there which for some reason seems to refuse to leave.
>>221156024grab them with a pair of gloves and give them a shower. you need to get that shit removed. also take them to a vet right away
>>221155967bags of sand
>>221156024man the fuck up, put on some gloves and give it a proper burial. then bring the litter to the animal shelter.
>>221156024Get a pillowcase and go to the nearest body of water. It isn't rocket surgery
sometimes I take a shit so crazy I feel like I need to wash my hands after
Everybody hatin', we just call them fans, thoughIn love with the money, I ain't never lettin' go[Chorus]And I get high with my baby (My baby)I just left the mall, I'm gettin' fly with my baby, yeah
>>221156024Sounds like my honeymoon!
>>221156137Installing a bidet changed my life
Did X ever give it to any of you?
Youre no longer supposed to burn left over artillery propellant charges. Theyre collected and reused. This is a recession indicator.
>>221156137That is some fairy behavior
>>221155967Sucky sucky
My science teacher in high school told us about how a stray cat had kittens under his porch. He put them in a sack and tossed them in his pond. He said this with no remorse or emotion.It wasn't even related to our discussions, he just told us at the end of class one day.
>>221156070>>221156083Ok I'll get it taken care of.>>221156094I don't understand. Why a body of water? Why would you put a corpse in a body of water? That's fucked.
>>221156137a next level dookie will have your back against the ropes if you're not careful
Do these new fangled ai chatbots do better than google translate?
>>221156137If I take a shit so dirty I just hop in the shower afterwards
it's definitely way easier to get sex in asia than it is over here. even the strippers have high standards here
>>221156246linkolapilled
>>221156248You've never dumped a bag of kittens into a pond?It really is like there are two worlds that people live in
>>221156291My Mom told me about her Grandma doing this on her farm in MN
HOW
>>221156349Shes not even fine
>HOW
>>221156291>You've never dumped a bag of kittens into a pond?No, I grew up in the city. Is that really the standard operating procedure in this case? I feel like contaminating water sources is not a good idea.
This is just straight up fucking bullshit.
>>221156349How come he has a moon face
>>221156395You can always club them on the head and toss them out back for whatever scavengers, but I wouldn't do it unless you had a decent property and can chuck them a ways away from the house
incel_revolution_now just linked up with sea_salty_manNeed it or keep it?
art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable
>>221156425>>221156349What? That people subscribe to and watch this shit?
>>221156434trademark and monetize it
>>221156349idk that movie is 12 years old, some people just don't see new releases and then they forget about them.also not sure why it's hard to believe a low self-esteem midwit would be with a 7/10 girl who needs a cuck to boss around. this is quite common actually, i routinely see moderately attractive girls dating or married to trolls because they have money or they're easily manipulated. this girls usually cheat on their BF/husband anyways.the amount of married nurses who fuck married police officers and firefighters is absolutely insane, easily over 50% of them are cheating.
>>221156439the deep philosophical meaning beneath greasy, beer shits smeared onto a blank canvas could change the world for the better
back when I sold furniture on commission my coworkers called me the Sectional Predator
When you really think about it, that Jeet that claimed to be his boss's love slave kinda won. He knew he was getting fired anyway and he dragged the bitchs name through theud and for like a day everyone believes she was a sex freak now she's a meme even though it was all a fugazi
>>221156376she's gorgeous, what are you talking about
>>221156504Can I kiss you?
Is this jugaad or izzat
>>221156504they were saying sexual predator because you kept trying to molest the children who came in the store, you misheard them.
>>221156349Niggas be like HOW and it's the most looksmatched couple you've ever seen
>>221154956This sounds really nice. Not the humiliation bit but I would like to have a female friend who just helps me jerk off sometimes. Not as much can go wrong as if you're actually having sex. But some nudes and sexting from a casual friend with no pressure. Must be nice.
>>221156530Different holes for different poles I guess. To me she looks ok but in the average range
>>221156540It went much better in the practice runs
>>221156540he brings the pro-pain
>>221156530>gorgeousWell that's a stretch
Yall niggas aint know about this shithttps://youtu.be/gLlrmmGdBLs
What things can I buy to fill that void inside?
Cum niggas finna act like the chick isn’t a total QT
>>221156683Triple Double Crunchwrap box from Taco Bell
>>221156688So true. Look at her rack
adding germany to the ublock filter if he posts one more mid bitch making silly faces for retarded brown simps
finna 'bouta go get some dude gang weed from the local dispensary
>>221156542reminder that there is scientific proof that women make your brain evil so that you value women more than men https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women-are-wonderful_effect
>>221156735are you happy with the fact that weed made you dumb, gay and lazy?
>>221156730
>>221156683sushi!
>>221156757man, you're such a downer
>>221156778lmao kino
>>221156757Smartness is overrated for your average person you're not an intellectual studying quantum physics, you just need a bit of common sense, I have a wife, laziness when applied correctly is a virtue
>>221156781Do you like tennis?
>>221156781what do you have against being dumb, gay and/or lazy?
>>221156810is this a setup for a joke?no, not particularly
>>221156855No just wondering
I'm 28 and I'm bald and I work in a warehouse and my parents named me Gilbert
>>221156823How many other countries you got on the blocklist?
>>221156855
holy shit what is that new captcha
>>221156810i like penis
>>221156881just the UK
>>221156874none of those things you should be embarrassed about other than the fact that you're named Gilbertwhy would your parents place that curse on you?
>>221156902Same
>>221156873KEK is that nigga drinking a beer while he works out??there was a guy in uni who did powerlifting and he'd have a giant gallon jug filled with sprite and vodka that he'd nurse during a 2 hour session, never saw a more impressive display of man.
Business idea: a hole you can put your cock into and someone on the other side gives her the old suckaroo
call me a judaizer but beef hotdogs are better than normal ones
>>221156874Wassup Gil?
>>221156907it could've been worse. my mom wanted to name me harvey
>>221156926Tbqh going to the gym drunk is fun
>>221156874How bald are we talking?
Havent used 4chan in a year. How has this place evolved?
Brotherstein is late for dinner
>>221157027It hasn’t
>>221157003your parents sound jewish, bro. you may want to get a DNA test to confirm my suspicion
>>221157027More botsMore faggotryMore xitter screenshotsMore schizophrenia
>>221157027you can really tell that this image is true
>>221157027Why the fuck did you come back
>>221157027fewer people posting nowmainly because moderating on mainstream normie platforms has allowed an exodus of shitposters to flourish and spread the good word of Adolf Hitler
>>221157105got lonely
>>221154491I would marry the daughter just for the sole chance of getting a whiff of her mother's hair.
Train dreams should’ve won best picture
>>221157141I hope you mean anus hair.
Had a terrible day. I accidentally backed up the work truck into a pole and my boss called me a certified space cadet
>>221157176it was an absolute slopheap snoozefest lacking in any meaning or vision
>>221157185lol
>>221157185it's not a real fleet vehicle if it hasn't been banged into a few poles.
>>221157193It was pure kino
>>221157185did you have to do a peepee test?
Came out of a porta potty at work and some fat guy said it sounded like a race horse was pissing in there
>>221157293Mmm thick streamers
>>221157302Brian?
>>221157224no i wasn't high. i wish they would just fire me already
>>221157222I watch westerns all the time so it didn't scratch any itch in that way. I guess if you've never seen one the cinematography and time period may seem interesting. I saw it in the theaters and really hated it.
>>221157185My old boss let me and another guy take the dually GMC 3500 on a scrap run so after we dropped off a few thousand pounds of metal we drove it down a washboard road at 90kmh to see how quickly it would bounce off into the shoulder with an empty box. Then we got Ice Caps and sat around for 3 hours until the end of the day and said the scrap guy wasted our time and was fucking with us and we had to argue to get paid more money. Being a construction labourer is the ultimate grift.
>>221157293Go to bed, Finn
this puerto rican guy told me he gets all his income from donating plasma and trading pokemon cards
>>221157392If he is getting paid then it isn't really a donation is it?
>>221157392Sounds about right
>>221157392sovl
>>221157185that sounds like a compliment
I'm cuckoo for cock vore
I think my boss is doing gay shit with the security guard
>>221157180I wouldn't mind that either.
>>221157392ask him if you can be his apprentice
how do i go out to sea?
powerful
In Canada you don't get money for donating blood
>>221157613Fags don’t get to donate blood
why are obese black women (queens) so beautiful?
>>221157628she fine
They don't even look human
>>221157628If this creature gave me the slightest bit of attitude I would gouge its eyes out
>>221157628Black women are the embodiment of clown world
>>221157525>>221157663
>>221157613They can't accept vaxxed blood anymore
Fuck my pussy with a rake mom
Pretty sure that kid in 12 Angry Men was guilty
>>221157716Same. He was a blackyboo
>>221157711More of a Split my bussy in half zaddy kind of guy myself
Homer Simpson is an evil person
>>221156778this pale bitch would have been a super star during the silent era of filmhttps://www.instagram.com/reels/DW4xNM0CDZS/
Jabbas sail barge has sold out it's fucking joever
nobody cares about your dick until its hard. theres some wisdom in that
>>221157793i already hate zog, you don't have to convince me any more
This guy has no genuine beliefs and just towards the globohomo company line at every turn
Americans unironically get mad when you make it more expensive to live like this.
a river is water raping the earth...
The new queen has arrived
>>221157793Did you even fucking once today think of Jewish pain chud?
>>221157840>Are those ..... CARS!? IM FUCKING GOING INSANE!
>>221157840and why do they have cars? to avoid living around browns. americans aren't allowed to point out the actual problems in their soyciety anymore.
>>221157862she finna lead the 4th Reich
>>221157866glad you see it my way.
>>2211578624 stars bought with her whore moms money
Rotterdam
where are the messsssssicans?
>>221157927Based Kimberly
> HILARIOUS Dogs Being Weird | 60 Minutes Of Funny Dog Videos Yep I'm thinking it's watching time
>>221154491They both look like they fuck nigerian niggers
when did this new difficult captcha become a thing
>>>/v/738029739
>>221157877do you people get paid to post this exact thing every time someone criticizes cars?
I asked chatgpp how much blood was ok to be in poop and he said it's not good and to go to the hopsickle
>>221157951before you ever realize it, you're 60 funny animal videos deep and an entire day has already passed
>>221157983i get paid 50rmb to make that post, yeah
what's your secret to a good spaghetti sauce?
>>221158015Being secretly gay and blowing the Italian security guard
>>221158015Making your own tomato pasteIf you're using tomato paste put it in the pan first and caramelize it for a bit until it browns
>chicago's public parking meters are owned by fucking arabs in abu dhabi for 75 years>arabs paid $1.15bn>made it back in a decade>still have nearly 60 years leftloel
>>221158015the Italians use wine, something about neutralizing the acidity
Drinking beer and farting
>>221158003Day well spent, ask me
>>221158067And sugar
>>221158067Wine is acidicI thought the pinch of sugar was to balance the acidity
>>221158076My dad does the same but eats vinegar chips while doing it
>>221158015making my own tomato sauce. using a good cut of meat and fresh spices instead of ground beef or sausage.adding all the aromatic spices 10 minutes before serving, instead of letting them cook in the pot.
>>221158066yet another reason to hate cars.
>>221158102>>221158105I dont remember, maybe its the sugar. But they do mix wine into the sauce
>>221158076me too
When niggas start talkin bout making their own tomato sauce I completely tune out. Fuck that shit. Not worth it.
>>221158137I'm telling you it's sugar, and I know what I'm talking about. My surname is DiStefano.
>>221158137Some people do and some think it is sacrilegious It is good with me
>>221158157yeah that's just too much effort. i work in construction, the world is relying on me for much more important things
>>221158196propping up toothpick houses that cost $925,000?
>>221158181As long as it's not a 1928 Chateau Lafitte, I don't think anybody cares. Wine has been used for cooking for centuries
>>221158157It takes a while but is no effort and tastes so much better than a jar
>>221158157>>221158196cooking is a pleasure.
>>221158225so is cumming but I don't want to cum for 2 hours
Would wine from 1928 just be vinegar at this point?
>>221158250Your mom made me cum for 2 hours
Got the DragonBall shirt on
>>221158250do you think you have to goon the sauce pan for 2 hours to make tomato sauce?
>>221158251The Speyer Wine Bottle is from 350 AD. Would you drink an entire glass of this for 5 mil
>>221158277Grow the fuck up
>>221158308And put on a Dragonball z shirt?
>>221158320And put on an ironman shirt
>>221158308*Goku the fuck up
>>221158336Ironman is lame as fuck. He is just a rich guy
NEW>>221158350
Only in Tennessee
>>221158251Wine turns into vinegar because of a bacterial contamination. it's doesn't transform by temporal alchemy.
>>221158303Yes. I would do it for much less. What's the worst that can happen? I vomit and maybe get sick for a week if real unlucky. Easy money.
