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>>221158350First for Ironman
3 more hours of toil
I have malicious intentions
Favorite type of dog? Mine is all of them, save pitbulls.
Is it true Somali niggas have big butts
>>221158412Satsui no Hado ahh
cop or drop?
>>221158436
>>221158412yeah we can see your flag
People in the comment section of bodycam videos think they know everything
Going to go on an all meat diet for the next few months and drop 20 lbs*kneels down*Alright, who is going first?
>>221158486They do and they're mad holier than thou and judgemental
>>221158506*Shoots you in the head execution style
>>221158436Rate my doggo, svencel
>>221158560Do it twice from behind and maybe it'll be ruled a suicide
Had to open my window to let the farts out
phwoarexcellent brekkenborg diss wasshell pastagrilled back baconmicrowaved haddock filletred pestopropa luxuriatin'
>>221158572Rotate gour imahe
>>221158572is he docile?
>>221158588coward
>>221158572Fateful companion worthy of all the propitious fruit of this world / 10
>>221158621Yes, and tight.
>>221158643wt does that mean
You'll cowards don't even fartsoak
>>221158572What's his name? Looks like a Merlin
me?lissenin to god speed you black imperatorpropa guud wun dissluciferian towers
Tyler Oliveira might be the single most based Youtuber out there right now. He absolutely mogs everyone with his vids and guerilla reporting, straight up trolling a literal death cult that stalks and kills people who fuck with it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCsg4NWK_4I
>Born 15 June 2013
>>221158660Konnichiwa, dude
>>221158686Music for fedora wearers
>>221158688What they feeding this little nigger damn
>>221158446Can I do a cum tribute to this picture
>>221158572Thats a great blue heron
>>221158303
>>221158688Cash me outside girl is a full on bimbo fuckdoll at this point, and she's mega rich too. Apparently she makes shitty music, seems like even shitty music is profitable.
yum
>>221158760Reminds me of the guy that drank the 20 year old Crystal Pepsi
>>221158639Thanks bb>>221158671Rae
>>221158760Sure. That's been sealed so long that all bacteria would have died from accumulating too many waste products. Unless they're botulism spores but I think I'd take my chances
>>221158766
>>221158688Omg we're both geminis
I've never met an Aquarius that I liked
>>221158788LA Beast is the GOAT, kino wholesome Youtuber from the golden age of Youtube.
I never metamorph I didn't like
>>221158851He's still doing what he's always done, just watched this one todayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYHgP65Lo_w
Hope this happens over me someday
Would aldi kick me out if I just go to the store and walk some laps?
>>221158835You can tell this is an old meme because Tesla is now chud coded
>>221158841what is your professional opinion for libras?
>>221158889Aldi is a glorified dollar store
>>221158883Yeah that's the best part. He has like +3million subs and he's still a wholesome chungus who just keeps putting out good vids. Coworker met him at an eating competition and said he's 100% legit IRL too, just a decent regular guy.
>>221158940This There's no reason to shop there when the dollar store is cheaper
>>221158851>>221158883
>>221158940What does that have to do with anything spermbreath?
>>221158888Diane Lane was so hot back in the day and she's gracefully aged into GILF territory now. Wood nut in cider.
David Letterman acted like a prude but he had a bed in his office so he could fuck interns without his wife knowing
>>221158961What is that liquid
>>221158972Idk I hate aldi
its over
>>221158994isnt she the bestbuy and game stop goth whore?
>>221158980It’s funny he was basically the Weinstein of his time
>>221158994get the fuck out of here
>>221158980you sound jealous
>>221158980Didn't he Sirena child with an intern
>>221159041*Sire a child
>>221158983The inside of a dragonball
>>221159030I am. But I'm also annoyed at his hypocrisy
They’re covering the Israeli who punched a nun on regular joo news
corr would suck emily blunts breasts
>>221158994yeah, this is definitely fk on a proxy. added to the filter
Good afternoon you've reached Sirena Childe
>>221159108I love her!
hooooooly shit
>>221158980why would you fuck lettermanvapid whires
sexico
>>221159131Rich and famous
>>221159129They really invented emo music that’s crazy
>>221159129for me?duster
Gonna walk to the convenience store and buy an XL slushie (it should help with my sore throat), and some Starbursts (just 'cause I want them).
>>221159131He's funny, rich, had a tv show etc
>>221159133I fear this is only going to generate more antisemitism
time to go psycho mode on my penis
sad how music jusy gets popular on tik tok nowlike i guess its not sad like maybe old underappreciate music gets revitalizedbutjust the methodology is peak vapidity
parentsteinberg are taking me to texasroadhouse
>>221159041>>221159060No but he did sleep with several women who worked on his show. He was the subject of an extortion plot for a few million dollars orchestrated by one of the women and a male producer, but it fell apart. The woman was jewish and has since gone on to earn a law degree and become a jewish lawyer.
>>221159157never got diss emo fingemo is like my chemical romancenot dat
How do I filter out the jewish flag on 4chan using a regular browser? I don't want extensions or add on shit, is there a way to do it within 4chan's regular settings? thank you in advance
>>221159193Wdym? Dont you find dance to boomer rock trend to be ridiculously satisfying?
>>221159222I'm interested in this too
>>221159222why wont you use 4chanx?
>>221159222I don't think so unfortunately, I've asked multiple times before
>>221159197I haven't been out to eat with parentbergs since September
Resist.
>>221159261free mah boi. he dindu nuthin
>>221159222most browsers support ublock lite.you add a custom filter for the element containing israeli flags
My drunk boomer uncle was bragging last night how he and his guido friends used to chase blacks and puerto ricans out of the neighborhood with baseball bats. He's not like that anymore, thankfully.
>>221159361bring him over to /cum/, we could use a chud like him
imagine being forced to upgrade to windows 11.lmao
>>221159361retvrn to tradition
>>221159410Fuck my pussy with a rake mom
>>221159361If shitalians had any balls left they would chase out all the jeets invading new jersey
honesypy israeli flags have always been nice to mefink dey sense im not goycattle
>>221159361how did they tell the guidos and puerto ricans apart?
>>221159222nice honkers
>>221159442Puerto Ricans look like the Amerimutt meme and Guidos look like Gandolfini.
Seeing a musical I music directed. I think it will be passable but some spots are likely to be a trainwreck. A year ago this would be a show to watch drunk
time to activate sicko mode
I want people to cut themselves for me
>>221159361is his name calogero
>>221159471Kill yourself
Hop on my incel dick bitch NOW
>>221159495Don't talk like that
>>221159361>He's not like that anymore, thankfully.That's a shame
>>221159505hello mr pendejo i missed you so much
nobody says the N word anymore
>>221159487
Miss tv shows that would have a ditzy female character with massive boobs who would serve no other purpose than being eye candy
>>221159471You're my little freak now
the government should run a shop where you can return anything you don't want and receive the current market price in return.
>>221159541I do, I just prefer to use it selectively. Over-use dilutes everything. I like to keep it for special occasions so it really packs a punch. It's more fun that way. Like only having egg nog at Christmas time.Not that you niggers would know anything about eggnog.
>>221159589what would you call the program?
You're going to the moon Alice
>>221159599>>>the invisible hand (TM)
I'm a welfare queen big time. Welfare buxx just hit, going to buy some nigger bling to flex
>>221159599Something Useful for Once.
The SUFO program has been a tremendous success
Somewhat happy ending to the whole dead kitten fiasco. I picked up the little dude and put him in a new clean box with some food. Then I took the filthy one he was in with his mostly decapitated sibling and got rid of it out back. By the time I returned, he was no longer huddling in his new box but was outside exploring the area and the other cats were acknowledging him again and licking and playing with him and stuff. I brought out even more food for him and the other cats and afterwards his mom actually acknowledged his existence again. He started following her around everywhere and she picked him up and took him back further into the fields where I'm assuming the rest of her babbys are. So it turns out she wasn't using that box in front of my house just to store her babies. She was using it to store the dead/dying ones that she'd given up on. I guess now she actually changed her mind and sees him as a survivor worth taking care of. :*)
>>221159627i hope i get fired for incompetence so i can collect unemployment
>>221159627Start calling them niggerbux
>>221159646sufo deez nuts
>>221159660AIslop
Norman Jewison is not a Jew
>>221159533Why are you so gay lol
>>221159676because you are so cute
business idea:>toy rc car with sensors on the bottom >gaming chair with pressor sensor plates>wireless bluetooth radio frequency transmitter for 300 mile radius drive around the city in your room whilst feeling all the bumps on the road like the real deal. if you crash, you don't die you can just respawn a new car. >visit the soccer field to play some real life rocket league with your bros
>>221159700unironically wish i could do this.
Business idea: a special filter that filters out shitty posts from /cum/ so only the best posts are shown.
>>221159700fund it
>>221159718how much would you pay for the whole setup? we could set up our own league like that one tv show where they made robots kill each other
>>>/tv/220217573I look like this
>>221159650Here's a better picture of the little fella. Here's hoping he lives a long happy life
>>221159650did you clean the kitten?
>>221159650>>221159813thank you for looking out for this little guy <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9Dg-g7t2l4&list=RDu9Dg-g7t2l4
Outlaw Country Legend David Allan Coe Has Died
>>221159946he was a racist
I'm going to the cinema today to see michael
>>221159971Based
>playing squads >stick with teammate for best chance of survival>kill an enemy that was shooting at him>he spergs out and starts yelling that he didn’t ask for help, then quitsWhy do retards play squads if they don’t want to work in a team?
Jesus Christ and Sonic the Hedgehog need to do a collab
>>221159971Take any pics if there are any good cosplays or funny things>>221159965>he was a racistHe was actually quite progressive, he was just an actual counterculturalist
I’m a tradwife
>>221159988you don't interrupt another man when it's a sniper duel. people will drive halfway across the world to fuck the loser's mom. shit gets personal
girl at the weed shop had a face tattoo but was very pretty otherwise, shame she ruined herself like that
>>221160035>girl works at a weed shopruined either way 2bh. girls who smoke weed are disgusting trash.
this is "quite progressive" in dixielandgrim
>>221160058you don't know if she smokes.
what's it like being homeless
>>221160105lovely
Dollar stores are the greatest invention ever.
>>221158350CUM sisters, redpill me on the Quakers. Seems like a based religion with a wholesome name: "religious society of frens"
>>221160127why
>>221160083>this is "quite progressive" in dixielandNever heard of Requiem for a Harlequin huh.Also that whole album is an edgelord shockfest about prison life and interracial cuckoldry both ways with an emphasis on dicks, it's basically the Kanye West KEK of country music.Man you Canadians are soft.
>>221160176santa muerte coded
>>221160212I’m a woman
>>221160168good people but they disappeared due to celibacy, could not populate enough to remain relevant
Tally Ho, /cum/mers
>>221160276imagine riding in a carriage and doing a drive by with this bad boy
I was born in '95, but don't let that fool you. I'm still young as SHIT!*jukes out to rap rock*
>>221160318I was born in 92
i hate myself, but i don't hate myself enough to be a fat, out of shape blob of shit. idk how people do it.
is fentanyl cheap
I lived on this land before the gulf of america even existed
>>221160339Step aside, old timer. The young bucks are here and we're taking charge *headbangs to papa roach*
>>221160365I can do that. hold my beer
>>221160355Ask your slut prostitute mom the clientele that fucks her are frequent users
The closest I ever came to dying I was unscrewing a valve from an air compressor that I didn't know was full. Once the valve came loose enough it shot off a few inches from my head like a bullet
post some woman with massive boobs
don't do this >>221160396
>>221160396
real truecel shit nigga
>>221160412would you convert for her?
>>221160395what would you say you learned from this experience?
>>221160412I would bomb so many Palestinian children for just one drop of her khazarian milk
>>221160438I already did, preemptively
>>221160412Unshopped version please
>>221159828Nope I didn't get the chance to. I also didn't wanna disrupt him too much, I was gonna check on him after dealing with his siblings's corpse and by the time I came back he was doing good and the other cats were reintegrating him so I just stood back from there.>>221159836Thanks anon :)Kinda bittersweet I was thinking of adopting him so my 2yr old pet cat would have a friend to hang out with, but looks like it wasn't necessary.
corrjust surgically removed massive growth in toe now got massive hole in toepropa good diss
I have to pay my rent now like a good goy because I love being a slave for Mr. Goldberg
3000 years of beautiful tradtition from Moses to Sandy Koufax you're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past
Is 6 hot dogs a good dinner?
for me?darryl strawberry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evvzr5mE108
>>221160396have this instead
>>221160569With buns?
>>221160588 butts are just boobs that produce poo instead of milk if you really think about it
>>221159988>Why do retards play squads if they don’t want to work in a team?I often wonder this myself.
>>221160596No just mustard
>>221160610bitch looks like yoda
Pool opens in 3 weeks. Hope your summer body is ready
>>221160639i look like a bag of milk
>>221160639white boy summer is cancelled thanks to Trump.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pkkm5tpwD-w
>>221160660when a foreigner talks about america, i think of plato's cave.
>>221160627all bitches look like yoda in the dark
>>221160660He just had to start wars for Israel :/
>>221160696Imagine having a time machine and fucking her when she was 20
whiteboy summer can't be cancelled. it's what happens when an unstoppable wigger fuck meets an uncancellable force.
WONT YOU TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS MY NAHAHAHAAME MARTIAN \WOAHOHOOO
>>221160715i'm imagining 16 and you can't stop me
>>221160729You played yourself, she was flat back then
>>221160742not in my mind's eye
Free my pussy
>>221160715sry m8 GILFs are where it's at
>>221160800she'd look 40 if she died her hair
Dogberg keeps biting people
deporting and banning indians would have a larger net positive than mexicanswe should deport both of course, but if we could only focus on one it should be jeets
my a.i. doll has turned from katie price into eve torres over several iterations
>>221160856Why not deport the blacks? They are worse than all the others combined
>>221160866Deport my pussy to your dick
>>221160810you seem to miss the point entirely here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbF1g3k2mtw
>>221160866nigs, despite their flaws, have played a large part in the nation's history. they deserve a chance at reform.jeets are a new plague that needs to be eradicated, they have no blood attachment to this country
>>221160924um based?
you guys say you're my frens but you'd abandon me at my lowest of some latina was calling you for sex.
>>221158486I was a LEO (law enforcement officer for you civvies) for 29 years, these perps gotta know when to comply and when to make a lawful complaint, knowin your rights is important but you gotta respect the LAW. God bless the boys in blue.Henry, 76 Years young in Georgia
>>221160941I would abandon you at your lowest the very second it causes even a slight inconvenience for me
>>221160866>Why not deport the blacksYou're not familiar with why we have Blacks and why that might be different than Indians that have come largely since COVID, are you?
>>221160913>falling for AI slopNot like this namefag bros...
I bet I could eat pussy really good if a girl would just let me try
>>221160980You can pay for the privilege as I did once
>>221160980unlikely, you'd probably just lick it like a dog. you have to make small, precise tongue movements, know where her clit is (harder than you think) and build up stamina
>>221160973>AI slopIt was a Jeet test given I smelled a whiff of curry in the thread, luckily you passed
>>221160980It's not even that hard, unless the girl uses vibrators to the point her clit is desensitized
>>221160980>>221161002I have extensively researched every female erogenous zone from the clit, to g-spot to a-spot to skene's glands and more. If I put my mind to it I could easily get a girl to orgasm intensely, but I just never get to that stage.
>>221161035the hardest part is keeping a consistent pace while keeping your tongue on her clit desu
gosh
You also gotta be prepared for that tangy taste
>>221161048>keeping a consistent pace while keeping your tongue on her clitThat's why at least from what I've read you're supposed to intermittently suck on it lightly doing the vortex whenever you're tired of licking and need to mix it up a little.
>>221161071Sometimes when I'm sucking the clit I imagine it's a small cock and I can't help but suck harder
>>221161068why are they like this
>>221158412>tf>tpwe know
>>221161095piss
Today’s wordle was plume
>>221161095As bad as the image is, the translation of the text is truly insane. This is from the early 1800s and it reads EXACTLY like some coomer hentai now. Seriously, look up the translation. Literally centuries ahead of western coomers.
mii sexo…
>>221158436I have a Red Heeler (Aussie cattle dog) and my Dad has an English Mastiff mixed with some unknown other large dog.
One of the first dogs to looksmaxx. Like a Spartan.
>>221161148i look like that
folks im going down to st james infirmry
watching clavicular is so fucking funny man he's such a retarded autist
run rabbit run rabbit run rabbit run run run
Doing a Synth genocide playthrough in FO4. Gonna kill em all.
>>221160913Great set
Trump was just assassinated
>>221161185He’s so dreamy
>>221161249
80s/90s action flicks music never misshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj27LLLELe4&list=RDBj27LLLELe4&start_radio=1
I invented taking weed edibles and getting scared
>>221161249In reality he's pulling troops out of Germany to make Germans seethe, which is funnier
remember raywilliamjohnson?
OPPA GANGNAM STYLE
>>221161301I 'member Ray Stevens
>>221161347HYBhttps://youtu.be/ZNigDOHz4j0
>>221161291can I have your autograph?
mental when you have random flashbacks
>>221161301DOIN YA MOMDOIN DOIN YA MOMDOIN YA MOMDOIN DOIN YA MOM
I often go through old tumblr pages to find nudes and one thing that strikes me is how often girls back in 2012-2014 ish used to say nigga and faggot. Then by 2015 it was all about your standard tumblr feminism sjw stuff
>>221161366Yea of course I love you
When I make plans to hang out with someone on a certain day at a certain time, I make note of that time and actually intend to show up. If something prevents me from showing up, I promptly message that person.For some people, this simple concept appears to be alien, and they think it's acceptable to just ghost me and then message me next week as if we never planned anything prior
>>221161376Gamergate unironically ruined the internet beyond repair, everything can be traced back to that whore Zoe Quinn
>>221161395i hear this is relly common wiv zoomersterrible generation
>>221161376Tumblr got rid of all those nudies thougheverbeit
>>221161395You’re right that shit sucks. Some people are very inconsiderate
>>221161410Not if ya know where to look
im gonna do drugs on the 4th of July in honor of George Washington
back from texas roadhouse
>>221161395women ghost you cus you're ugly nigga
I LOVE SHITTING
>>221161472did you shittu your pantsu in the car on the ride home
>>221161495i tripped while walking to the bathroom and everyone laughed at me
>>221161506lol
sigma tip:suck your CEO's cock so you can never be fired
>>221161495no!
>>221161408It sucks >>221161420This friend has done this like 10 times now and I'm so done. I know I shouldn't be dramatic but I just want to say something like "please let me know if you can't make it so I can plan my day accordingly">>221161479I'm talking about platonic hangouts among friends
My dad says he's no one's bitch at work and the complains that he's never been promoted at work in the 20+ years he's worked there
>>221161488I hate shitting. I always have to shower afterwards
gonna start beanmaxxing
drinking wine
>>221161564Is that his lifted jeep LOL
>>221161564I loved the even stevens movie it came on tv all the time during the summer
>>221161601Ren Stevens was always hot as fuck i would goon to her
make a nu
John Wick? More like John THICC
This is it... Last /cum/ ever.......
>>221161666It's over
>>221159211mcr is mallgoth poser pop emo
new>>221161678>>221161678>>221161678new
oh no...no no no...
