i miss it every single day
Compared to?
>>220215598Youve clearly never suffered from alcohol poisoning.>>220215553Drinking yourself to death sucks bro. It takes forever, is expensive and you feel far shittier far more often then if youd just done it quickly and effectively.t. former person who tried to kill themselves with alcohol
well, guilt over outliving your son and the subsequent imploded marriage kinda does that to you
ponyfags, f*shtankfags, and weedfags combined aren't nearly as annoying as DUDE ALCOHOLIC DEPRESSION LMAOfags
>>220215553any important inflamation of an internal organ hurts like hell,in this case,the liverand korsakoff syndrome isnt funny either
>>220215700puking after consuming alcohol counts as alcohol poisoning. so not that bad
>>220215737Anon, you're sticking out like a sore thumb lmao:)
Yeah but only after you start dying. Before that you're just drunk and it's fun to be drunk.
>>220215737I honestly think that everyone who says this was like raped by an alcoholic or maybe even their alcoholic father or something, because as long as you don't act like an insane criminal while drunk alcohol is better than all those things you mentioned easily.
>>220215860I'm specifically talking about the annoying DUDE ALCOHOLfags on this board. The fact you're so defensive tells me everything I need to know about you.
>>220215909There you go, proper punctuation will definitely conceal your identity lmao. I'm sure I won't ID your posts every time I see them from now on.
>>220215909I mean yeah I'm an alcoholic, so what.
>>220215826>>220215860Weed is so much more comfy than drink. Being drunk is fucking horrible once you go too far and it’s too easy to go too far.Being stoned is fucking ace.
>>220216033I alternate my typing styles all the time. sometimes I reddit spacesometimes I use proper punctuationSometimes I don't. it's all dynamic and never because I'm trying to be deceitful and duplicitous. the fact that your brain would go there tells me everything I need to know about you.
>>220216055Since I'm an alcohol there is literally no point where booze doesn't hit my brain exactly how I want it to, it literally can only get better for me until I pass out. I'm not apologizing for it, and I don't drive anywhere after having a drink, but if you don't have the thing you just don't. I've smoked weed more than a hundred times and it's just psychotically needless to me, that's the way it hits, far too much dread and surreality most of the time, I haven't smoked it since 2013, and don't care if I ever do again.
>>220215700>t. former person who tried to kill themselves with alcoholDid you have a strategy? As in, "I'll drink 20-30 drinks a day"? Or just started getting drunk every day? Longest I ever made it was getting drunk about 4 months straight, then had a few 4 week periods.
>>220216160YeahI'm sure you're being Totally honest with meAnd not just making excuses for your faggotry>deceitful and duplicitousFor future reference, just one of these words would suffice.
>>220216239I don't normally play this card, but I honestly think you need to take your meds
>>220216239>>220216269just to reiterate and expand, my first post ITT was >>220215737 and (you) replied with this >>220215796at first I just ignored it because I wasn't sure what you meant, but now it's clear to me you're a schizoid
>>220216171I am your weed opposite to a Tee.They called me Mr. Grass.
>>220216160There is extreme fedora tipping going on here for the fact that you used>tells me everything I need to know about youlike twice in a row
>>220215553Oh yeah. I'm in it to win it and it hurts now. Often.
>>220215553I had gall stones.I had to go on a waiting list to have surgery to fix it.The gall stones blocked my bile duct and my liver stopped functioning.I got jaundice, was bright yellow, i was pissing bile out my dick, my shit turned bright white.They had to move me to the top of the waiting list to operate on me immediately because i was going to die.Those few days i've never felt sicker more awful in my entire life. It'd be similar to what drinking yourself to death would be like, except it takes a long time.It'd be an utterly fucking terrible way to go.
>>220216269Oh no, he played THE CARD!
>>220215553Yes. Which is why the movie portrays his shitty death in extended, excruciating detail.
>>220216322>extreme fedora tippingwow you're so a christlarper too I take it*tips christlarper hat*christ is king!
>>220216354the fact you're so butthurt by this tells me everything I need to know about you
>>220215860Why does weed make people seethe still? Stereotypical stoners are cringe but the amount of times I’ve been basically held hostage by an unhinged drunk is enough make it very obvious which is worse. Truly shitfaced people are the WORST it’s like being stuck in a looped nightmare trying to deal with them.
>>220216375I am a spiritual person but I don't force Christ upon anyone, that's just up to individuals. Seriously all my friends are atheists to this day, only some of my family aren't.
>>220216307I know that was your first post, bruhbruhAnd I believe you mean schizO, not schizOID. It's ok, we all make mistakes.
Alcoholics like this are self hating depressives similar to self mutilaters, too narcissistic to commit suicide
>>220216439I think everything that you say is true but it's just unfortunate you hung around the wrong kind of drunks. I get drunk all the time and know the things I have done, but I don't tell people to drink with me or anything, it's just up to them. There are usually pretty bad byproducts of it on a long enough timeline, but I'm never like, DUDE DRINK WITH ME BRO. I've seen much more stoners who want to get you to smoke.
>>220216571Oh no, stoners asked you to smoke. When I was 19 my first place was in a rooming house with drop dead alcoholics. Coming home to blood all over the bathroom, shit on the floor, cops constantly in the hallways due to drunken idiocy they'd pulled and led back to our house, fights, real attempted murder type of fights, and forgetting to lock my door one night and waking up with the one eyed 70 year old looming over me in bed with a can of sardines asking me if I had a can opener at 3 in the morning while staring into his gaping skull socket. The last one is kind of funny in retrospect but not at the time I assure you.
>>220215553>covid druk threads will never come backwhy even drink anymore…
Why is it that when I’m not drinking I have trouble eating or keeping things down but when I drink I could eat a horse
>>220216571Wrong type of stoners you’ve been around mate. True top stoners have their own joints and loathe having to release it from their grip.
>>220216765Because alcohol is an appetite stimulant and you have stomach cancer
>>220216765Your dopamine is fucked. Low dopamine=low motivation.
>>220216571I almost added an addendum that there are tons of cool drunks and you guys are fine. I’ve just seen it make the devil come out of people and lead to some of my worst nights of my life as far as partying goes. But some of the best too really. And yeah the annoying stoner type guy peer pressuring you to smoke is annoying and more common than beer pressure
>>220215553No real hell is that 70% of heavy drinkers organs won't fail fatally and they live long and painful life.
Well for some reason I'm not dead yet so I guess not
>>220215553it's very hard to kill yourself from drinking, my dad was an alcoholic, would drink a bottle of whisky a day but he died from smoking to much.
Alcohol stopped being fun a long time ago and only brings me suffering.Marijuana gives me anxiety and leaves me bored and lethargic.What do I do, guys? I don't have any desire to try cocaine or benzos.
>>220216991Try a little shrooms or acid. Might help you reset.
>>220216991If you must do drugs, do shrooms. I guarantee you'll feel a greater sense of wellbeing.
Yeah I'm calling to sort out this funny little drinking problem I got
Drunkfags are pathetic
>>220216991Why not spend more time with your children? Teach them some new skills. Or take your wife on a trip to a foreign country. You've surely accumulated some vacation time from your well-paying career, haven't you? Or my favorite: getting more involved with your local church that you've been taking your family to every Sunday. Did you try any of those yet? I have more suggestions if you already have.
It's the kino way to die. Until you run out money that is.
>>220216991Like anons already said I have panic disorder and suffer from anxiety but mushrooms gave me zero anxiety during "trip". Just calmness and slight visuals. I never eat over 2g of shrooms though. Nowadays I'm kinda sober fag cause even shrooms kinda fucks up my serotonine levels and makes me more depressed lol.
>>220216991I'm not taking the piss here but get into lifting. Exercise legit makes you feel great about yourself
How much does going into rehab cost? It must be pretty expensive if more people don’t attempt it
>>220217349free in most first world countries
>>220215737I'll say it: Alcoholics on 4chan are just faggots who don't have a drug hook up and too chickenshit to get one.
>>220217457but... alcohol is a drug. every alcoholic is already a drug addict. every coffee addict is a drug addict.
>>220217511You know what I mean. Alcoholics are just too retarded and rizzless to know someone who could hookup them up an illegal narcotic, and thus they default to the legal narcotic that is booze.
>>220217457>bro, just do heroin or crack instead Lol nah I'm good
I once saw a news report about a guy dying of cirrhosis.It was absolutely terrible.He was bedridden, sweating profusely, swollen, with yellow skin, groaning in pain and delirious.His mother was taking care of him; she was visibly overwhelmed and sad, but hopeful of getting a liver transplant.He eventually passed away. That shit traumatized me.
>>220217548I don't care much for boozers but you sound like a dipshit
>>220216754WHAT A LIFE
Are we back?
>>220217457Modern drugs are absolute shit. Even celebs die of tainted shit.
>>220217595>you sound like a dipshitBut I'm not a chronic 4chan alcoholic.
>>220216211I had an 8 month "binge." I wasn't drinking everyday, but I drank more days than not. My longest period of straight drinking was 22 days followed by 17 days. The longest period of sobriety was 5 days. At the beginning of this year I quit because I simply wasn't enjoying it anymore. I never went to a doctor and based on how I feel, I would say I'm perfectly fine. I don't even miss drinking, life sucks drunk or sober.
>>220217567There's other drugs besides those, but obviously you shouldn't be doing any. I'm just armchair diagnosing a type of personality after spending 15 years here.
>>220215590Miss what?
>>220217678I've tried quite a few drugs, myself, and nothing hits quite like the booze.Opiates are better, but that shit is a one-way ticket to zombieland.
When you drink alcohol you just ge possessed by bacchus
>>220217613redneck fratboy humor
>>220216991A lot of former meth/speed addicts use something called Bromantane for the dopamine boost without any of the downsides. It's still legal in most countries. It basically just upregulates your natural dopamine production and you don't build a tolerance to it. It doesn't boost your dopamine anywhere close to adderall or meth, but it's enough to keep most addicts from relapsing. It was made by the Soviet military and they used to feed it to their Olympians for a while since the increased dopamine obviously leads to increased energy and focus, but the Olympics banned it. Now they treat it as a prescription medication for a variety of things like chronic fatigue syndrome
>>220217404Definitely not in the US
>>220215553yes
>>220217900Also, it's not something you get high from. But rather, it makes you feel good enough that you don't have to keep abusing substances to get through the week
>>220217773I guess that's just how you're wired then. Me personally I can enjoy a nice buzz but being drunk honestly kind of sucks.>Opiates are betterNever saw the appeal of those. I was stimulant fag myself, usually coke, but that shit has its own setbacks that I'm glad I quit it
>>220216991Get high on life, man.
>>220218500Pretty sure this was outlawed after Covid.
>>220217548I knew half a dozen drug dealers when I played in a band, and me and another bandmate still drank silly amounts of booze. For some people alcohol is just the drug of choice.
>>220216991maybe start fucking trannies, a lot of people are doing that now, i dunno
>>220215860Alcohol is a low tier substance imo. It's roughly like, take valium/xanax, add a "dirty/rough" feeling, add a real possibility to get nauseated, sleep poorly, and THEN feel terrible the next day. I'd prefer almost any other recreational substance, except some of those weird hallucinogens.
Alcohol was made by the Freemasons and secret societies as a way of lowering your spiritual vibration so demons could possess you more easily. At this point they're probably putting nanomachines in them to more easily turn you into a slave when they finally summon their demonic God through the data centers who takes the form of the magician from the tarot cards in Jesus Christ's name I pray for the blood of good men like me to not rain down from the sky as demons flood this thread to silence the truth.
>imagine drinking
>>220216991Probably stay away from kratom and opiates. They are much better than alcohol, but they are quite hard to stop taking, and most people would eventually take them daily. If you have enough willpower to use kratom or a real opiate say 1-3 times a week or less, then you could try them.
>>220217457I have never shied from this fact though. I don't want to order from the Darknet just for pigs to knock on my door the next day and I have no friends let alone connections for an IRL dealer.
I have triglycerides at 200mg/dL, should I lay down the booze for a bit? I don't want to get cirrhosis. I only drink once or twice a week, but obviously big quantities. Mostly beer and whisky. Is giving up whisky and lowering the number of beers/week enough to be safe?
>>220217457This opiates are more addictive, but their also WAY healthier for you. >>220217567Your a dumbass.
>>220215553He that makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man
>>220215553Wasn’t the screenwriter of this an alcoholic and killed himself shortly after selling it? Or am I thinking of something else else
>>220215860Weed doesn't make me feel like death in the morning so no, Alcohol is not better
who else here drunk and baskinposting
>>220219582I think the movie was based on the life of some screenwriter but I'm not sure
>>220217799ok
>>220219393Aw man I love Avenged Sevenfold too.
>>220219649>>220219582>O'Brien died from suicide on April 10, 1994, two weeks after signing away the rights to adapt his novel, Leaving Las Vegas. His father and book critics said that the novel was his suicide note, while his sister, Erin O'Brien, thought the book was "the beautiful poetic way to check out: Taking that long slug of liquor and gurgling into his death with this beautiful woman."
>>220219810based sister
>>220218989>0.28% BACwow dude so hardcore I've never hears of someone being this drunk.
>>220219308>Is giving up whisky and lowering the number of beers/week enough to be safe?Yes. t. Doctor of Medicine and Drugs
>>220218989>Baldeep>Mgangdani>why are you speedrunning life, anon?Fucking assblasted hell. Never should've stopped eating those banger 90s-00s pills. Brain would've been melted enough by now to actually deal with reality.
>>220218989>>220220395Also MEMERGENCY because SAAR
>>220219851based
>>220218989>BALDEEP in MEMERGENCY lel
>>220216171>Since I'm an alcoholGET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW
>>220216708Nigger, you were living in a meth house and somehow failed to notice
>>220217567There's no heroin or coke out there anymore. It's all fentanyl.
>>220218938whatever drug you're on is worse than alcohol
>>220220992This. Fuck knows what the shit those bastard commie sluts are summoning with all these botnet SSRI bastards.
>>220217457>ya'll cowards don't even smoke crack
>>220218989You are like little baby
>>220215553While having Elisabeth Shue drain every drop of manchowder you can produce the whole time? I think I'd take it.
>>220221091Breh, you don't even huff jenkem.
