Sir Lewis edish
usa is #1
chappell roan :)
This is it.. the last /brit/ ever.....
>>221156042at being fat. lol
When a thread ends in edish it’s a spaki thread
>>221156047american rose
>>221156047ugly person inside and out except the arse which is quite nice to be fair to her
>>221156042When it comes to self-sabotage, yes
>>221156047wonder if shes ever stuck her tongue up a girls arse
*waddles into the thread*
>>221156059who
Eaten too much pasta. The button is coming undone
>>221156059And this "spaki", is he in the room with us right now?
>>221156054im skinny and handsome and suave like a noir detective cowboy >>221156066still the king nigga check the scoreboard
>>221156063it is nice isn't it
>>221156047Looks well fit without all that clown makeup she usually wears
>>221156054FUCK YOU>>221156066FUCK YOU >>221156078FUCK YOU
>>221156095>And this "spaki", is he in the room with us right now?No he's gone down Nag's Head
been dieting for a week but think I've left it too late for summer
>>221156110SCR
riding my horse over to the paki shop to browse his wares
>>221156047>My gimmick? I'm gayMe too!
Being gay was fun. But I’m 35 now. It’s time to have some kids.
>>221156116if you didn't start cutting at christmas may as well continue the bulk until next year
>>221156116try the raw pork diet. just eat some raw bacon or sausages and watch as the weight falls off you over the course of a week
nag is a horse
>>221156098>check the scoreboardOkay sure
>>221156151literal parasiteposting
>>221156178Im picturing a parasitical worm typing on a keyboard
combining the DNA of all rorkes in a petri dish
>>221156178meat only has parasites in the third world, theres been no cases of it from pork for like 50 years
not being funny but I sometimes think bossman's wife fancies me. When shes working shes always a bit hesistant and almost nervous. Like she keeps looking at me and does everything with this awkwardness. I'm a mess so its all in my head I'm sure but shes so weird when she serves me
Can’t stop thinking about the waaaaaaa karate cat on TikTok
mindy and rorke
cant see fuck all without my glasses but also don't like wearing them outside so that's my life
>>221156225bongs are physically intimidated by this? could fight off the lot on me lonesome
listening to autumn music even though it's springtry and stop me
Rorke learning about the intricacies of Valve's Source engine
>>221156225wonder what allah thinks of them supporting gay and trans rightspushing a jew into powerhe won't be happy
going to go out for a little f1 session on the motorway got fuck all else to do
there's nothing wrong with kissing your sister on the lips
>>221156252contact lenses you oaf
just busted a nut to a bri ish milf camwhore.me
>>221156255>bongs are physically intimidated by this?bizarre supposition
Is 100,000 mileage on a car too much for a used car?
If my life were a movie it would be Ghost in a Shell. Not because it resembles it in any way just because I like that movie.
>>221156268Don’t you know what Taqiyya is
>>221156285not putting them in. sounds like a recipe for disaster
evening lads, just hand a nice three hour nap, shan't be getting to sleep tonight
>>221156299More like Incel in a Bedroom
>>221156264get the bossa nova on and the country music and the lana del rey and the aryan reggae
>>221156252Ktim just squint everywhere
Watch gay porn every day
>>221156298Depends on the car bud, what is it
mental how new world symphony is such a basic bitch intro to classical music track but makes me cry every time
>>221156306that's gotta have limitscan't have your cock in a man's arse and say oh it's taqiyya broyeah i'm making sure trans healthcare is available for a slight support of one arab province but it's taqiyya bro innit
>>221156343Corsa or a Clio. Just need a cheap runner
>>221156264what kind of music x
Criminal
Zeidy doing a cronem dance.
>>221156311the worst thing that can happen is they get stuck in your eyelidbut you can just blink them out
>>221156368Jeffrey Epstein if he Abo
>>221156360buy a yaris or a jazz not a corsa or fiesta 100k is nothing
>>221156368why they always yellow
>>221156363ghost mountain
These hoes ain’t loyal
>>221156402fuck up escortmong
reckon leeds are staying up
right
Any grammar school lad in?
Balmy summer evening to be stuck in my smelly childhood bedroom
downloading a video of an infant's severed leg and posting it on /brit/
shan't be clicking that
>>221156360Should be fine for that maybe ask if they’ve had the cam belt replaced
might try Love
>>221156426
Shan't be clicking that
trannies are grimmer
>>221156426And people in this actual thread still swear loyalty to israel
Plotting…Scheming…
caught someone texting and driving today on my dashcam, very egregiously too.will of course be sending the footage into the proper authorities and hopefully he'll learn his lesson
fucks sake
>>221156426this is the shit leftypol has beamed into his eyes 24/7
>>221156474alri cycling mikey
don't watch or save stuff like that me
need a real foren penpal mate paraguay or summat
>>221156402don't call them 'hoes'
you ever seen an obviously gay bloke with a wife
>>221156500goodit not good for thes oul
>>221156528sir gay bloke
>>221156474Didn’t happen. How is your dash cam going to catch someone texting? Unless you drive a hgv
local bully cat beat up catberg again today. had to pull it off him and it still went after him again so i swung a shoe i'd picked up and twatted it one on its arse. feel a bit bad about it cos you don't hit animals but it was being a right psycho cunt
i wonder why l*l* went back to niji anyway
Cats are vermin that should be exterminated
afraid of contact lenses and i look cuter in glasses anyway
>>221156561just a fucked up looking sket
normalise sprinting at foids after dark
Battyman fi dead
>>221156500quite like it myself, find it very morbidly curious, the severed/severing heads folder is almost at 700 files
>>221156594your pm is working on it
Went out earlier and it was alrightMight try it again some time
That’s a spaki dogshit zinger
it's a ZOG planetWELCOME! to HELLthis CYBER realm is not an ESCAPE :)
remember this song
Sir Lou Reed and The Banana Boys
Getting the GeoWizard watched
>>221156647no
get them wanked
did the man walk in a straight line
>>221156582they're hell on earth the first 10 times trying to put them in but after that you can do it in secondscouldn't find a pair of glasses i liked so i gave up with them
watching the chinese cartoons
>>221156658Their food looks confusing, like purple bean ice cream and eating duck embryos.
Was in a working class white man pub earlier and a working class white man was going on and on to the lesbian zoomers barmaids about how much he loves refugees, mental sight really
Doing some work
>>221156691too scary for me would be scared they get lost and make it to the back of my eyeballs
>>221156691It really do be like that
>>221156714work my cock darling
>>221156743>@bekaaraaadmi
ain't got nowt to do
shoving my finger up me eyesocket to collect the used contact lenses
>>221156714I support trans rights! I support you! Go you!
>>221156714Don't bruise the avocado at Aldi or you're getting sacked again.
Not a very big fan of 'them'
>>221156795extremely anti-semitic post
was wondering why i've been struggling to blink recently and its because i had 6 months worth of contacts piled on top of each other on my eye
Only people who use contacts are those too poor for LASIK
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1777334830848821.webmCan't imagine that feels all that good desu
>>221156827alri literal billionaire
Sometimes have nightmares that the contact gets bigger and bigger until it's the size of my headNever happened in real life thoughbeit
>>221156743apparently in hollywood everyone has the day off for jewish holidays even non-jews because no one important is around
>>221156827and?
>>221156743https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1777334979658713.mp4
business idea: give me a button that launches all the nukes (promise I won't press it the second it's given to me)
Got Top of the Pops on
>>221156886it's number one
business idea: outlaw religion
>>221156901This but only the white ones
geowizard music is quite comfy thoughbeit
>>221156901you vill worship the state
Police later confirmed that it was only your mum.
not many good films about knights really
>>2211569183kliksphilip man myself
>>221156936There's at least one
For me it's unsuccessful comeback singles of massive 80s acts in the 90s
tiktok is so bad now
>>221156950yeah but there's not more than 3
>>221156933qrd
Deano possessing extensive knowledge of the culture and history of Kurdistan due to his fortnightly visits to the barbershop
Trans inclusive British Juche
>>221156933Unironically there are decently viewed YouTube videos where the most watched parts are literally just me clicking it over and over again
>>221156625putting this on my mirror so i see it every morning
wonder how different my life would have been if mumberg got me a proper haircut as a kid instead of shaving it near bald with clippers whenever it got too long
any good music albums going this evening?
>>221157014Not much I reckon
>>221157014thought i was the only one with childhood haircut regret
i thought you said he was a getaway driver, what the fuck can he get away from
>>221157014>>221157031got a good trim now?
GARLIC BREAD?!
>>221157025i was made fun of it day 1 of secondary school thoughbeitand for having a blazer that was too small
The trans thing is properly mentalFive years or so where you literally could not question a single thing about it only for establishmentberg to turn on them overnightSome of them are still trying to hang on but you know they know it's over
Once you realise 99% of films and TV shows are about transporting, finding, saving, defeating, or destroying a particular item and/or person it all becomes stale af.Want a hint? Write a story about anything other than that. It'll be a hit success for its "originality".
>>221157024https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x7BnMbPRDM
>Bomb discovered at Peter Kay comedy gig, thousands evacuated
just done a runny poo
>>221157080You are ontologically evil
>>221156927>>221157076>Birmingham venuehmm..
>>221157047Not even a tranny but the UK is unironically a gynocracy. I always say if you want to get anything done in this country you need women on side. Notice how nothing was done about immigration for decades until all of a sudden women started framing it as a 'women's safety' issue and suddenly the parties are falling over themselves to limit immigration. They truly are a privileged class.
>>221157088removing a cancer is not evil
>>221157088
>>221157076I knew he'd been bombing on stage recently but not like this
>>221157047Trannies are a symbolic representation of white males jumping off the cliff of relavancy and into hell. Yes we still think most trannies are disgusting and reprehensible, but we don't ask what prompted white males to destroy themselves in the first place.
mad how some people write all properly on 4chan with punctuation and that
>>221157129i love 100 gecs
>>221157115Genocide is evil
>>221157129marvinbros....
I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill em all
>>221157076there’s gonna be more of these falseflags israel are desperate
>>221157142only that pesky zoomer 2016mong does
Alysa Liu getting a girthy BWC in her sweaty pussy
>>221157129would
>>221157142it's the autistics usually
>>221157161I can't prove it but I'm 99.9% sure the blue/red button shit is a Mossad psyop.
>>221157142Might get into that.
>>221157146More like 100 rekts
Get the trannies shagged
To whom it may concern,PooWarm regards, Anonymous.
>>221157187what?
>>221157165yup.
>>221157161>israel are desperatepeople haven't talked about israel this little in years mate. that ship has already sailed
Poo.
>>221157040...nh
>>221157157Oh mercy mercy meOhh this dude looks like he's full of fleasOh noStarvation and a whippet problem But where did we get all these goblins?
>>221156827How’s the dry eye and daily eye drops going for you?
>>221157219delulu. iran war showed who is pulling the strings
Got the Clean With Bea on againMakes me feel better about my incel hovel
I’ve been offline for a dayWhat happened?
>>221157250everyone knows they just don't care anymore3 straight years of constant israel/palestine chatter has worn people out
>>221157214Inventing fake viral trends to flood socials with nonsense and distract from what a disaster the Iran escapade has turned into and rising anti-Israel sentiment. You notice how Iran has mysteriously fallen off the news cycle? I'm also convinced they invented the 'gold/blue dress' thing in 2015 to distract from their invasion of Lebanon and that was kind of a trial run.
where that nigga mousey at
why are penguins good racing car driversbecause they're always in pole position
>>221157264Don't know but looks like some boring yank shite
feels good to not have to worry about any of it and just always win by virtue of being an amerigod while 5 billion browns just seethe and cry about dajoos and USA all day
Thoughts on Def Leppard lads?
Mad how Tom Jones isn't black
>>221157264a somali stabbed some british people and the police arrested him with forcethis sent leftypol into a meltdown
>>221157308dont really like them
>>221157308the quintessential strip club songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UIB9Y4OFPs&list=RD0UIB9Y4OFPs&start_radio=1
>>221157264the jeet harassment thing was proven as fabricatedmuslim man stabbed two jews in golders green, police took him in alivesome boring ass shit happened on xitterthe king convinced trump to lift tarriffs on scottish whiskey
>>221157316Mad how I haven't heard of this until nowLove being mostly off the internet desu
>>221157275oh yeah maybe. like how i go on tiktok now after larry ellison bought it and its all gender war slop
>>221157308One of the worst British bands of the 80s
>>221157308reminds me of riding around in South Florida with dadberg so kino
>>221157165>sweaty pussycan they sweat?
Fish head and no cannons, fish head and no cannons
if rorke put as much effort into getting a girlfriend as he puts into absorbing dogshit opinions from online grifters, he'd be a right shagger by now
>>221157275Dangerously antisemitic post
>>221157275>You notice how Iran has mysteriously fallen off the news cycle?
Some kind of heroin addict SEA type in my shit small town earlier, walking around with his top off like Anthony Kiedis in 1989God knows what basis he's here on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktXm7CRXbsE Wish my mother would understand that she won't be getting grandchildren from me.
Always had perfect vision but reckon I might need reading glasses now. Literally everything still looks crisp and clean to my eyes except for text.
Everyone who disagrees with me is a grifter
for me, it's british-american rock band foreigner
>>221157404The charges offizier?
>>221157264mental how people now have to use AI slop to edit a simple meme
>>221157404Already been debunked lad, it was made up.Keep up.
>>221157411I like whitesnake they had some good songs
Too many muslims and blacks everywhereI know 9 out of 10 aren’t the kill/rape type but I worry for my elderly parents and young nieces and nephews
>>221157404screaming at him calling his own wife a titless fish head asiando americans even call indians 'asian'
>>221157404>>221157417
I take it this random CEO woman is heathernonce's new special interest
>>221157438
hawk tuah
mental how the viltrumites became the strongest in the universe by killing off the weak
Britain requires more foreigners
It's the 'cannons' comment for me. Calling tits 'cannons' is one of the most Indian things I've ever heard.
>>221157438>>221157404Mad how 5 years ago this would have been taken seriously and she’d have been fired from her job
NOOOOOOOOWIF SHE EVER COMES NOW NOW
kirkcore (chopped & screwed)
might leave it all behind
started my blog
dear lord, please let tonight's shift be relaxing and easy
why does fast food sucks now
There's a rattlesnake in my boot
>>221157501what toil lad
>>221157503everything is shit now
>>221157473no woman would ever say cannons
>>221156148>>221156116i got down to 300lbs but i fear i wont have my beach body ready in time for summer vacations
it doesn’t matter if you provide normgolems with proof of something because they don’t want proof. they want it to be reported by the bbc or cnn so they have permission to believe it
>>221157516doxxable info
Genuinely at the point where I can't make head nor tail of that incidentDon't know who did or said what and don't want to learnWonder if this is how Dadberg feels about stuff
>>221157503It was always slop but now the price point is high enough that people are starting to object.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8iYYzU3Xik
Crazy that a single ai song completely destroyed any momentum that charlie kirks death caused
but fast food tastes worse now than it did before 2020
>>221157546banger though
tried Burnout Paradise and didn't like it. hate open-world games, me. game takes ages to load all shile it's telling me shit about cars and bikes I don't give a toss about. and then when it does finally load I have to drive to the location instead of simply being able to select it from a menu
>>221157187anybody who presses the red button is evil
>>221157521Exactly
>>221157484Hello fellow VU Chad
Mad how peng Shania Twain was really
Angela Rayner got completely sozzled at the strangers bar in parliament on Monday. She was flashing her minge to all and sundry
business idea: Sharia Twain
I miss the chinese takeaway that closed down so much
>>221157572For me it's burnout 3
Get the ibuprofen swallowedGet the zero sugar Lucozade neckedGet the sparkling water opened
Gin and tonic please
>>221157619they took away the takeaway
>>221157605late night measures at the gherkin
>>221157619There was a Chinese buffet place in Manchester that was genuinely restaurant qualityMust have been a money laundering thing though because half the time I was the only person in thereEventually they turned it into flats
might be time for the second wank of the day
weird lot of you
?
Black bitch Kemi has gone feral again. Twerking all over the house of commons
mad how you could get away with sexually harassing an indian man if you just make it ridiculous enough that it sounds like fanfiction he made up
>>221157664
>>221157661I’m a once a week man
Why would the muslims try to kill Peter Kay
>>221156047so hot to go is about how you can grab hold of her and shag her as casually as you'd eat a greggs sausage roll? and little kids sing that?
after skyrim came out i went on a mate's laptop to play it and he had schlongs of skyrim installed
>>221157694basically a monk
>>221157695Muslims think biscuits are haram
>>221157695They're big fans of garlic bread
>>221157702screen must have been in a right state
>>221157702um what happened next
>>221157695why would they try to blow up ariana grande fans?silly people aren't they
>>221157695>The Talmud refers to Jews as "garlic bread eaters", and garlic was historically used to boost flavor in Ashkenazi dishes.
i enjoy violence
>>221157696Have you heard Ariana Grande’s lyrics back from when young girls used to listen to her?
تعالي بسرعة يا أمي، بسكويتي يغرق!
fitbit claims i've met my protein goal today despite fasting and only licking my newly purchased second hand laptop clean
holy shit, run!!
I just hit top speed on the motorway was fun
People don't like new, people like things they like already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKwGNb2pxcY
>>221157763vroom
they dont teach you the novice level Erection spell at the college of winterhold
remember that day 11 11 11 Skyrim
>>221157763wish you had crashedmaybe next time x
got my dogshit zingers ready
>>221157788Nyooom>>221157802Bitter hateful incel
Remember I had a skyrim mod where you could change the willy's hardness and angle in realtime with hotkeys, quite liked that
video games ruined my life
Spainnonce goes to the worst KFC in town. What does he order?
right well that's an argonian p*nis?
>>221157801it ain't gonna suck itself
>>221157841ktim
>>221157845Spaino gets meals on wheels mate
I’m a 54 years old man here, and PROUD TO BE A FAN of Taylor Swift. SHE BRINGS LOVE AND OPTIMISM during such dark times.
>>221157864>>221157864>>221157864
fuck you all
>>221157858She's shite
>>221157858bro is 100% hunting for twink pole at Taylor Swift concerts
