Runcorn bridge edisi
just picked a booger
GARLIC BREAD?!
a pint of poo please
Is there any magic could bring this angel thrive again? She has skill and lots of more.
I doubt it
boiling over with incel rage
S Club 7 have never really been surpassed have they
going to pretend I didn't see that rude post in the old
Stick a pony in me pocket,I'll fetch the suitcase from the van.Cos if you want the best 'uns,But you don't ask questions,Then brother, I'm your man.Cos where it all comes from is a mystery,It's like the changin' of the seasons,And the tides of the sea.But here's the one that's drivin' me beserk,Why do only fools and horses work?La-la-laLa-lala-laLa-la-laLa-lala-la.
>>221157864feels like youre having a spaz attack when you go over that
how do I stop dwelling on everything I do that nobody else will even remember
(8) you were dancing through the lightning strikes (8)
>>221157920after you think of the thing say 'I don't care"
Is Virgin Island worth a watch or nah
>>221157920Just think about all the stupid stuff they like or believeMost people were pro-lockdown, they're literal retards
>>221157920Literally smile and laugh to yourself whenever the thought comes up.
>>221157920get over yourself
>>221157932sup mouldie
driven over that bridge a thousand times never stopped in runcorn won't ever stop in runcorn
parents ruined my life by making me a fat kid, would get bullied because of it, wasn’t good at sports, had no confidence so never tried with girls. by time I was 18 I got fit but it was too late the psychological damage had already been done
>>221157920if nobody cares why should you. you mong
>>221157966not bothered
>psychological damage
>>221157907
just smashed my dick with a ball peen hammer and cut my bollocks offi've never felt more like a woman
>>221157966fatty fatty bum bum
Right well there’s a massive spider in the bathroom
>>221157905ktim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTReI2BKwPQ
Some ugly virgin incel bastard just came into my room
got the asmr on, but at what cost?
scorcher tonight bet we end up getting some danger to life heatwaves again this summer
>>221158014Deep breath then go smash fcuk out of it with a book
rorke on the ropes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf_2tthks3c
>>221158014was a massive spider in my bedroom when i was 14 on the floor, cannot overstate how huge it was. jumped over it and slept on the sofa for the night. go back the next day after telling parentbergs even though i knew it had to be in there still. anyway was doing my homework on the floor (my computer took up all my desk space) and i screeched so loud when that thing came running from under my bed that my neighbours knocked on the door and asked if everything was alright
drugs killed tom petty
>>221158032>is the kingdom really that United No it’s not #freescotland
you know bruce lees not really dead don't you
Refuse to believe people are actually scared of spiders and it isn't some big performance for some reasonThey literally weigh 3 grams mate
>>221158032>indigenous womanindigenous where?
>>221158014get yourself one of these lad and get him outside
>>221158014don't be a pussy. none of the spiders in the UK are poisonous.
>>221157907They were amazinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNnHLMdx0ko&list=RDXNnHLMdx0ko&start_radio=1
>>221158061now he's freefalling to hell
>>221158070Woah no way? You’re serious? I thought they weighed 12kg what the fuck!?
you secretly want to fuck spiders
>>221158032don't know what this is communicating
>>221158070because they look scary ok
>>221158084Nigga that’s not the point they are just horrible I know it can’t hurt me
britain is poorer than west virginia
Spiders are bro tier
why is everyone so fucking retarded!!!!!!
>>221158082just fucking kill itinvertebrates don't have souls
>>221158080The fridge by the looks of her.
>>221158070You do know that you could always just be empathetic instead of being cynical about literally everything?
whats that hello app all about thencan i meet french birds to woo on it
>>221158136dropped on my head as a babyx
>>221158123i dont believe you. west virginia is a poor backwards shithole full of inbreds and retards and inbred retards
>>221158123Almost heaven…
>>221158139and gays do?
>>221158035I just want to have a quick shower ;_;>>221158042Rather just put it outside the window but spiderbro currently in a awkward position which means I can’t swipe it with a tissue
scary and dark and evil things are sexy to me so i sometimes get hard looking at bats and spiders
>>221158068OGGY OGGY OGGYOGGYOGGYOGGY OGGY OGGY
>>221158144always talmbout sum hello
>>221158144You have zero success with women hereWhat makes you think you’re going to be a hit with women are superior to British women in every way
Goodbye mum, see you in heaven soon
I deserve to live in a trailer in bumfuck Arkansas
>>221158179OI OI OI
>>221158177thats a delicious chocolate arse
>>221158168leftypol erect
just picked up a rorke from a local rorke rescue shelter
>>221158152no they dont
james cameron filmed aliens in london, and hated how the british crew had hour long tea breaks
>>221158183you dont know that
>>221158151BLUE RIDGE MOUNTAINS
Why are women so attracted to serial killers? Ted Bundy and Richard Ramirez got tons and tons of love letters and nude photos while in prison
>>221158220He could film the next Aliens in modern London. Just wander around the streets for a few hours.
>>221158238women are retardedwhy they were given voting rights, i will never know
>>221158238they just like anyone famous
use grindr to locate gay people and punish them
I love remembering The Office. Is it worth rewatching? I remember being on a Yahoo gorup where we came up with theories on why Brent had a spare shirt and tie on the back of his door
>>221158242well that's racism finished then
get the cute hapas posted
>>221157864Sovl
>>221158253by bumming them?
Stanley Kubrick filmed The Shining in London and hated how the British crew had hour long tea breaks
>>221158242Leftypops da
>>221158256nah i tried rewatching but wasn't feeling itlove extras though
>>221158242leftypols da
>>221158215
>>221158238Knew a girl who was into Ian Huntley and Ian Brady
>>221158177Astagfirulah
English coded canine: Border CollieEnglish coded cat: Tuxedo catEnglished coded bird: PenguinLike if you agree
Reminder that one of women's biggest fantasies is firemen, literal menial public service employees, mental they are
>>221158281sream
>>221158262
Phileas Fogg,Real British Gentleman
>>221158262Apparently Emma Rads has gone through many male coaches which is apparently very unusual.I can't help but feel something has gone on there
199,026 illegal migrants have arrived via small boat since 2018, with 339 arrivals in the last 7 days.Less than 1,000 until the 200K mark is hit.
Women love the old rape fantasiesEven acted it out with the exstein haha
>>221158312can see why that chap got a lob on now
>>221158291Englished coded lizard: tortoise
this shit is boring post the pure satire
this guy does the best ali G impersonation, Aiiiii
>>221158330i have a solution
No one thanks the binmen. If the footballers stopped kicking the ball nothing would happen. If all the binmen stopped collecting rubbish then there would be unbridled chaos. I say pay the binmen the footballers wages
>>221158312massive slag you can tell. Far too pleased with herself. Shes got that dick control power look
Mad how fit Gail Porter wasShame about the egghead
Sittin in the church parkin lot sippin a big gulp full of red40... not a care in the world
>>221158345
my humps, my humpsmy lovely lady lumps
My friends are saying shut up jennie just get in the car
.
Free Lucy Letby
i think about this post once a day
>>221158338what chap
aff tae bed
>>221158354Her, Kirsten O'Brien, Jayne Middlemiss, Josie D'arby and this one from Live & Kicking
>>221158370looks like sir keir starmer
They sent all the criminals to Australia and they ended up forming one of the most law abiding countries in the world. makes you think
>>221158406howl
>>221158402not time for that
Was listening to Tame Impala literally 15 years ago me
>>221158378Absolutely fucking dire post, fuck off.
>>221158347Paki?
>>221158416im tired ive had a hard week
je suis bogeyman
>>221158402are you also planning on holding a vibrating wand up against your gooch
Ive started a youtube channel where I review the days /brit/ threads, highlight gems, scold coal, poke fun and have a laughWould appreciate a subscribe
Got a 20cm willy
Do zoomers like pop-punk or do they all listen to rap music?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1xM-r4TF6Q
just remembered that video of those yank neighbours arguing over snow shovelling and one of them just snaps and shoots them both then kills himselfthat was mental
>>221158440hi
ban the balaclava
>>221158450Sovl
right im not afraid to say it anymore willys on anime girls are nice
>>221158447>pop punk My favourite was good Charlotte as a kid
Yuhhhhh
>>221158459corr
>>221158450tbf the couple were pretty shit neighbours who had been harassing the other bloke for years
>>221158450For me it's the one with those two fat shirtless yanks and their arguing with their neighbour about some shit and they shoot the guy
Does pedro pascal is gay?
>>221158481One billion of these living in futuristic megacities linked by high speed rail
aucht fuck up the lot of ye
>>221158501take yer swing
>>221158501Sovl
who put 50p in leftypol?
BREAKING: Tuareg rebels have retaken the Northern city of Kidal
done a shite
girls don't make this face anymore
State of it
what goes on in the minds of the rorkes here who just post the same shit about wogs every day that we already know
>>221158538https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzapOem41Gg
>>221158501ahhh doubt et
they do looking at u
>>221158482Ahh those Somalians just needed a law to stop them
>>221158550rawr XD
>>221158568:(
>>221158559Dudley ah ah looking motherfucker
the same shit about wogs every day that we already know
get the missing cuties posted
dragon eating spastic last online 1 day 6 hours ago
rockstar vibes
somali. big head.
For me it's Leftypol and his novel racism bad takes
>>221158550they were bullied out of it and we didn't know what we lost until it was already gone
I'm going to kill myself bye
>>221158513Sorry rorke, your descendants will be mixed white-Indian-African and be living in mega-Birminghams and mega-Bradfords linked by trains that stink of piss
>>221158609That Sir Right Honourable John Honey?
changed my bedding
>>221158604Have you seen this missing woman from Shropshire?
>>221158637going to miss you mate x
Remember when dyed hair and long stripy socks didn't mean they had a cock
pooing rn
>>221158637don't be silly
Had a hands free orgasm while taking a long girthy shit
>>221158653i remember when faggots got the faggotry beaten out of them
Unironically that first Geri Halliwell single was actually a banger
>>221158637you moved house yet hen
>>221158565so you've never heard of the Berber tribe called the Buaregs who have been trying to make a state called Azawad in the north of Mali since 1958. this is basic /int/ shit
>>221158681Obviously didn't work in your case did it?
/brit/ supplementary thread>>221112388>>221112388>>221112388
i dont how but ive become a leftist over the past 2 years, how do i go back to being a racist right wing chud
>>221158681Least retarded sounding closet gay
>>221158704Go outside
>>221158704just do both
>>221158704It means you're a faggot with no spine oh that yeah
need to do something important but keep wasting time on /brit/ how do i stop
>>221158704stay inside
You don't see goths anymoreYou don't see punks anymoreYou don't see emos anymore
Rorke on a warpath
lazy bitch saying "this way" then waiting for me to walk down the path before moving
>>221158704At this point I don't know anyone who isn't leaning at least slightly left economically. Nobody seriously believes in trickle down or bootstrap economics anymore. Economically left, socially right is the only logical position.
>>221158731I still see the occasional goth
Genuinely cannot believe they're trying to make Saturday Night Live UK into a thingJust not going to happen is it
>>221158692good video as wellhttps://youtu.be/31mlEEs9_Vk
>>221158550They do while I'm shoving my glans into their sigmoid
>>221158731my sister dresses like one of those japanese goth girls and mumberg makes fun of her
Beer can chicken
>>221158764hook me up senpaix
Thinking of patenting my new wank-o-matic invention
Sling Blade is a very good movie
>>221158759we need more cambridge grads on comedy tv shows
>>221158764what's her insta
>>221158764she's prob taking bbc at some point
wish i lived in that japanese world where all the willys just pop out of holes randomly about the place
>Economically left, socially right
Pussy patrolling in my Renault Clio
>>221158764Would you be alright with me SHUTA?
>>221158798>>221158807she has no friends never had a bf and is unemployed was sitting out in the garden today as a family and mum and sisterstein started pouncing on her for that and being a freeloader (despite paying rent)
>>221158823mogs me!
(If that is allowed to request)
please respond
>>221158823Thought this was going to be one of those optical illusions instead of a picture of a gigantic sausage.
>>221158700>>221158707fags mad
>>221158840leftypops wouldn't think anything of it the other way around would he
>>221157864You will pay for the privilege of travelling over this bridge
>>221158834literally perfect
>>221158693no
>>221158854Found this webm of you:https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1777099439111260.webm
in the UK you can purchase narcotics from your local paki shop
Phoneshop is a forgotten sitcom that was very funny in the first one or two series
>>221158886owen jones on a mad one
>>221158404
it white boy summer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_aQYP8rsgE
>>221158886Damn. Rorke got moves
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1777594191483466.mp4love jappos
>>221158070Not scared of them just dont wanr them in my room or my bed. So i carefully remove them if trespassing
>>221158879fresh start coming on strong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfTHQLFgAHcwell this is the most watched video from the snl uk youtube channeli'll see if i like it or not
>>221158887Yanks absolutely seethe about the UK for some reason, always banging on about Pakistanis
>>221158916it notcan't believe I ruined that relationship with chloe it's over for me
>>221158168Africa needs some more wars
i just rode my horse to the paki shop and got a slushie
>>221158894>Put the kettle on grandad >The drugs are tearing us apart rude boyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYg5aWGblvI
>>221158931don't know a chloehaven't been given names beforehow did you ruin it
>>221158764mhm i bet her panties smell delicious
>>221158949i mentioned her namejust let it fizzle out didn't I
>>221158242Is he a you know what
We must be mad, literally mad. It is like watching a nation busily engaged in heaping up its own funeral pyre.
>>221158951pov: my penis
>>221158900gorgeous
browsing some ada wong images...very high resvery sensualvery nicevery nice indeed
>>221158954tesco?your proto?
>>221158960solution: post on /brit/ with other people who already share your opinion
>>221158790i like them french fried potaters
never liked the star wars calendar, sure it may seem convenient to start it from the very first movie but it makes no sense in universe, battle of endor fits it much better than battle of yavin.
>>221158918Watched 30 seconds and feel quite strongly like I'd like to kill myself now
>>221158985She was my actual gf tho for a while
In hindsight it was a bit weird that Michael Jackson slowly turned into a white guy
>>221158930It's true though. I read it in the news
If i had a sister i would borrow her panties from the dirty pile for a wank.
playing some fucking chunes in the usa
>>221158999you still speaking or nah
>>221159026nah it's FUCKED UTTERLY FUCKED
wagwan lads
I’m watching Get Carter. Mad how grim Britain was in the 70s
>>221159003not that weirdi did the same thing in reverse
>>221158918It's a lot like the american versionso much so it surprised me when they said live from london and not live from new york
>>221159038yo brodie
>>221158988Thankfully its not just /brit/ anymore but it took a fucking age
get every single twitter user raped and tortured for 12 trillion years
>>221159003Remember watching the Simpsons episode as a kid and being confused about why they thought it was weird he was a white fella in it
mossad just tried to fucking whack my boy Peter Kay for truth telling
>>221159038sup bulgodie
>>221159031hmmmwell im a vf so i dont have any advice for you unfortunately https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCn_8eJ8x6M
catohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4T7k2BbJKU
>>221159043Leftypol wishing upon a shooting star for this to happen
>>221159040The industrial north was worse before it became post industrial... who would have thunk it
>>221159050like a scene out of final fantasy 8seifer bout to jump out and whack the camera man with his gunblade dog
>>221159077scrm
>>221159073https://youtu.be/XcAYLsC4ukE?si=R3SiliVYv5Kx8LZmIt's ok to be a vf because ur not a freak ur relatively normal
>>221159038
>>221159050>>221159072It's all good in the hood. I'm in good spirits.
>>221159093Grim
reading this book atm and uh, its a bit shit truth be told
Are they just going to keep putting black people in all the adverts forever then
>>221159087im normal in the club dressed formal
>>221159078I imagine post industrial was bad as well. It’s just grim up north
aunts staying for the night and brought her greyhound and it took my seat and she shouted at me when tried to get it to move ridiculous devious creature
>>221159112get on the Magnus Mills
>>221159093I see you got caught up in the nuclear blast that happened to cheadle
>>221159097glad to hear brotherman, we're all gonna make it
>>221159130I'd say literally me but I dress like a fucking freak constantly
>>221159093very london post grim little gremlins down theresmells of piss and reggae sauce
>>221159125yeh they don't buy products if there's no black person in the advert
>>221159078Funny I got the same vibe from the post-Soviet bloc when I travelled around there.>It wasn't much, it wasn't even good, but it was ours
>>221159093lel, is it a good beer? >>221159147>we're all gonna make ithell yeah brother
>>221158834you are delusional mate
>>221159112have you read a confederacy of dunces
house party nearby i'm bringing weird guys
>>221159188she genuinely doesnt go out
>>221159190Read it mate? I'm living it
went to the hip new bar opening in the centre this evewore my nice new fleece lined multi coloured turtle neck and mole skin bottomsvery suavevery coolvery chiquevery nice
>>221159190no
>>221159206poof
me n my wierd guys
uhhh excuse me rorke but where is the new?
>>221159206
>>221159220zesty
>>221159198leave her be mateyou and your family sound like cunts
>>221159220
>>221159220have similar boots to the one on the right
>dis nigger be turnin up at bars on his own wearing turtle necks and pants made out of molesstraight of serial killer vibes
>>221159190Read it when i was like 15 just remembered he worked for levis and liked bowling
not got any noodles left
>she likes white menwould you?
>>221159220>The BBC bulls Zeidy warned us about
>>221159275got a few packs if you'll suck me off?
>>221159278Is she 7-8kg overweight?
when an amerigod says jump the rest of the world asks how high
>>221159257stand on my balls right nowx
the newwhere is it?
>>221159311am no gay
>>221159352>>221159352>>221159352
>>221159313been saying this
