>>221159346
VGH...HVME
turkish rorketurke
>>221159352being american is probably cool if youre from florida or texas or massachusetts or somewhere where stuff actually happens but much worse than the uk if you live somewhere like north dakota or south carolina
>>221159352why did you save a thumbnail you colossal retardhello?1?1?1?1
tucked up in bed watching michael portillo
>>221159376feel like i've been here before
need lots of money
what the fuck
That's a woman's fanner
>>221159378lol you've never been to taiwan or japan
well ok
right well thats pretty fucking grim and put me off my dinnerthanks
those are big pussy lips
people have forgotten that wojak existed before soyjaks
Why does she have a massive fat woman's legs then
>>221159378it's all fucking mint desu like you can't imagine how cool it is
>>221159384Lurk more
just googled glock, am I gonna get arrested now
remember when boomers acting like avacado toast was genuinely responsible for millennials not being able to afford homes?
don't tell him to lurk more, its an utterly shit gimmick
would have to send a search party out to find that fanner amongst those giant ogre legs and fat
>>221159378what does stuff happening mean to you
>>221159451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noaf6TrczKs
>>221159408no why does that matter>>221159430probably not cool if youre from the middle of nowhere like delaware but ok
>>221159378Loved New England but I was there in like 2005. Probably full of Pajeets or something now.
Remember going on reddit once and one of the most viral things on the whole website was a grim photo of a rainy bus stop and it was literally down the road from my house
>>2211594491. yank bollocks2. that didn't happen, it was just used as a synecdochenever post in my thread again
wanking to blacked jav
>>221159449well it is unreasonably prices but yeah that's retarded
>Sunday roastehhhh I could overlook it>nose ring that belongs on a bullgross
>>221159449its more the type of person that eats avocado toast than the actual foodavocado are like 60pence in lidl likebut to be fair, avocado eats usually are twats
>>221159461like big cities, being in the middle of the buzz etctheres merit to cosy quiet rural towns but you can just get those in the uk and theyre better
Bowser's Fury is actually so good it's mental
>>221159494but it's all pixelated
gender is absolute bullshitlike male and female have biological definitionwhen did male come to mean like how you act or dress or whatever?why cant i just reject thatthats not what man or woman meansits absolute made up bullshitlike sure you might have "gender identities" in the sense of identities a man might typically fit into.. a type of man...but a man itself is not a gender or an identityyou can be a man and act a certain wayyou cant change the fact youre a biological man
>wojaks>soyjaks>>hate
even if I lived in Delaware I would thank God every day for being in the USAUSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cheesesteakgo birds
waiting for trails in the sky 2nd chapter
>>221159500had a lovely homecooked Sunday roast in the UK
>>221159513Incels needed better access to women to rape and women's facilities to defile
>>221159507>Chad>5.9
>>221159449ironic coz cleary those exact boomers are the wuns choosing to sell or rent all the houses at some expensive lebel
holy moly reddit spacinglook atthat postdudewowzers
>>221159474corr cute kittingtonshire diss
only one can bring me down is the clerk at moncler
I'd rather be a Paki than a blackOh I'd rather be a Paki than a blackOh I'd rather be a PakiThan look like Purple AkiI'd rather be a Paki than a black
>>221159562don't like the mix of new and old. shouldn't be car or concrete here
watching my neighbours have a domestic outside in the middle of the streetapparently he's been with "that bitch" againclassicno doubt shes going to let him back in again and then next week we will have another repeatwomen never learn do they lmao
>>221159476depends on where you goConnecticut Massachusetts are definitely jeeted by now and Rhode Island probably too, north of them not so muchlocally, if anything we have more Afghan refugees than jeet residents, the spic population hasn't even gone up since I've lived here
"He is too retarded. He does not understand reality. He is unable to stop raping"Oh, are you putting him in a psychiatric hospital?"No."Oh, is he going to jail forever?"No."Are you deporting him?"No."Will he be monitored once released?"No."
>>221159586Fuck yourself in the face!!!!!!!! >>221159588any afghan fitties?
>>221159547that's me!
>>221159587one time the neighbours called the cops on us, thought I was beating my gf but she was the one throwing things
>>221159562america is very nostalgic to me despite having only visited florida once as a teenmaybe because i only watched us showing/movies growing up but it feels like a part of me existed thereimages like this illicit a strong feeling of nostalgia it feels like home>>221159595dont phonepost
wonder why murica gets all the jeets and yurop gets all the pakis i mean theyre the same mudslime brown creatures, but pakis are basically upper class Indians
>>221159610
Might start shopping at M&S in preparation for middle age
Lady who was asking for good knight movies earlier should watch Excalibur (1981)
posting "fuck Israel" on facebook to piss off the normies
>>221159519>Filthydelphianbut you do live in Delaware
Her tits were too big and she wanted to shag all the time
>>221159626come home
>>221159628>pakis are basically upper class IndiansSalam alaykum brother
>>221159640Isn't that popular now?
>>221159626I’ll do what I want thanks
>>221159626Lovely town that, I love when there's a mountain in the distance
>>221159652Depends who your friendship group are.
been getting into birdwatching
Thoughts on blacks?
objective: decimate catberg
>Rogue takeaways in Liverpool and Manchester are brazenly passing off cheap imported catfish as traditional cod or haddock fish and chips, DNA testing at Liverpool John Moores University exposed three out of ten chippies tested were serving pangasius also known as river cobbler, the tropical freshwater fish costs just £3.40 per kilo compared to £15 for proper species so rogue shops pocket huge mark-ups while customers pay full price, honest Liverpool chip shop owners say the scam is far more common than people realise and it's putting legitimate businesses at a massive disadvantage
Last time I went into town there was 'Fuck Israel' and 'Fuck Netinyahoo' written all over
>>221159605I could probably count the number of Afghan families we got on one handother than seeing old hags in hijabs with kids that look too young to be theirs, I don't even see any young adult Afghan girls
>>221159688dunno
annoys me when i see hijab women driving
>>221159640100% police knock at your dad ladrip
>>221159595disgusting
>>221159679I haven't been on Facebook in years, don't think I remember my password.
Someone call a scranbulance
>>221159626>watched us showing/movies growing uplove us shows set in small town americai want to drink coffee and eat bacon and waffles in a family run diner
>>221159595why are they doing this, btw if this happened here this guy would get stabbed in prison in the first week
>>221159640Rorke misreading the room and getting 10,000 likes
>>221159651Wa alaikum as-salam
Don't think we should be letting random foreign men into the country to rape our childrenI know that might sound offensive but I just think it's not on
>>221159630saw video of her recentlytotally put me off againin>>221159710sufferable bint
>>221159628if Mexico and MENA swapped places, you'd be getting Mexicans
>>221159626Movies with this small town feel?Beetlejuice comes to mind. Footloose.
my fresh start awaits me in iowa
>>221159679presumably not a bunch of yanks, given this is a /brit/ thread and you have a brit flag
>>221159710corr dey musta took diss from me toilwtberg diss mornin
>>221159679mad that some people wear sunglasses indoors
>>221159732Scuse me?
>>221159710
>>221159689catberg will fuck you up
Tiktok is so funny
>>221159706what's his dad done
If you had to choose between wanking off a refugee or being called racist, would you use your left hand or your right?
>>221159757based 40iq teenager
was watching this and started crying because I'll never be normalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jqyklYKjMU
>>221159723they probably gave him the ol' Breivik Suite
>>221159762kekmeant doorhad to reread like 3 times before i got what you meant
>>221159769me gob
Might start a YouTube channel about Minecraft or Super Mario or something
>>221159738Field of DreamsFar Cry 5 lel
You can tell how much drunker the thread is becoming by the increase in typos
makes me sad knowing that there are mongs out there donating to streamers
>>221159772who is this, she cutealso don't worry brother, Theo is not normal either, he cries a lot on the podcast >>221159792I thought of starting a cooking channel
>>221159739Iowa born and raised here
>>221159735I would LOVE thatbring on the LATINASget that bunda on speed dial right now mate thanks
>>221159811>who is thiscountrystar
>>221159807t. missed toby's golden kappa hype train
Watched the first couple of episodes of GeoWizard travelling America and they have more peng places in one little region than we have in the entire country, it's so grim
>>221159807i once gave a different fruit every weekend to a woman just because i wanted to be loved. love is that strange
anyone using the term "influencer" needs to die of cancer
>>221159507>that Niger abbreviation
>>221159823she's very charming, I kind of like that accent, would love to talk to a girl like that
feeling particularly hateful tonight!
>>221159710Are you browsing /ck/?
>>221159807Whats wrong with expressing gratitude to people who have entertained you for years?
>>221159852yes. I wish I was born in Montgomery County, Alabama.
>>221159845well we love you fruity little monkey
giggity giggitygiggity goostick around
>>221159807Have literally never watched a streamer. Don't get the appeal personally.
>>221159857are you going to start making posts are the brown people and those woke lefties
>>221159873Those Southern girls seem really sweet
I'm gonna tear your lips off
>>221159889sad friendless autistics get to larp like they have friends and community
>>221159894Alri Brian Wilson
most of my coworkers are gambling addicts who talk about parlays all day
>>221159892no my hate is directed towards women x
>>221159877have you got a fit sister?
>>221159920she's fit but it's the freakish female bodybuilder kind
>>221159709Tried signing up ages ago. They make you do a webcam video humiliation ritual. I failed
>>221159919excellent lets be having it then ladcorrr... them bloody women, amarite?bloody hate them, huh?
>>221159738Stand By Me
>>221159941posted it again award
>>221159941Slava Ukraini btw
>>221159944No way, are you serious?
idgi whats the big deal
Auslanders raus
Rubbing my hands with incellious glee that it's going to rain over the weekend. Enjoy your barbeque. NOT! AHAHAH fucking normies!!!
kendrick lamargay little fellow
>>221159975Imagine someone sold you a hamburger but it was horse meat.
>>221159975it's wrong
>>221159975I would be livid, I want cod or haddock
>>221159985iceman won
>>221159982ktim!
>>221159993they use pollock in the uk yikes, i know
>>221159975the authentic chinky
>>221159975Mad how Jews invented this
remember all that horsemeat scandal bollocks
>>221159975
>>221159940what does she smell like when she comes back from the gym
>>221160028they have showers at most gyms btw mate
Kind of mental how the Nazis were real.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775929737810240.webm
>>221160020i need to get more jeans but they never fucking model them on and you can't tell how they'll sit
>>221160051Those are Jaded London, get your size, they're baggy
>>221160046100%
Never once had a shower at my gym. Can just go home and have one.
why is mirrorcast in windows so shite
The wankersThe wonuses
bet this goes hard if you're a 16 year old brazilian
>get invited to an event a bit over a month ago>confirm in a group chat as it’s this weekend>silenceIt’s always me trying to make plans or follow up with peopleMy whole life has been one rejection after another and I suppose the rest of it will be too
>>221160059is bagginess completely unrelated to either waist or leg length then?treat me like a complete retard when it comes to clothes
>>221159985I liked his old albums
>>221160072rorkes band
>>221160074meant to reply to the hitler edit xx
>>221160079You'd probably need to measure leg length for bagginess. If I didn't wear my New Rocks I'd be fucked because they drag on the floor
>>221160085right
bento!
Shan't
well that's someone's dribbly cock
>>221160096you should put some inserts in and get yersen to 6'8
>>221159975Similar controversies here and as you imply most chippy enjoyers don't really give a shit about where it comes from as long as they're honest about itPersonally I like a bit of Brazilian flathead but I can also understand why it's a dog move pretending it's the local fish
>>221160123without them i'm already 6'3 :s
>>221160117ktim
I asked a girl named Merissa to go to the skating party with me in the 5th grade. She said "I'll tell you tomorrow". She avoided me for the rest of her life.
at least post straight porn
When's Vince McMahon coming back
>>221160137you should put some inserts in and get yersen to 6'8
>>221160142That is straight porn though isn’t it
>>221160148i don't want to be 6'8
Get the mutually enjoyable heterosexual porn featuring a loving white couple watched
>>221160153...
>>221159918gambling addiction is extremely grim i have no respect for those types of "people"on par with alcoholism
um
just seen something very unnatural
>>221160140Stupid bitch, in 5th grade during class a girl gave me a note that said "I want you to be my boyfriend" and after class when I said ok lets do it she said "oh no I was just bored nvm" kek
>>221160157right well that's sexy
>>221160161this is gayer than gay porn posting
>>221160167Mad how for yanks there's no inbetween you're either a straight edge mormon or you spend all your money on vodka and scratch cards
Don't think YouTubers should be allowed to change their thumbnails it not right
Teddy helped me catch the wild niglet...caught by and of me Timothy James Byrne outside my mental hospital on 2nd May 2026
zesty fodewhatever happened there
I wasn't born, so much as I fell out
>>221160140>Fit girl literally wrote 'I love you' on my shirt in Year 11>haha what a funny joke>*goes back to chatting with my mates*
>>221160197Watched some scabby bitch buy scratch off tickets from the machine for like 30 minutes while I shopped at the grocery storeShe bought one and then just bought another immediately after and anotherDumb cunt
>>221160216you just know she batters her gf
>>221160207
>>221160197religious influence creates that culture and i hate itthis doesnt contradict what i said either, there's a difference between smoking and not being able to quit vs gambling a couple grand in an hour just for the thrill of it over and over until you're broke. creates dysfunctional people
>>221160206i cam out feet firstwore me mum like a hat
Ok barbour jacket and grey trackies goes hard
quite warm isnt it? bit too warm for sleeping yet
feeling saddington
>>221160256turn the ac on
Went on a trip to France at the end of year 9 and spent the whole trip back talking to two fit girls, one of them asked me out but I said no because I was a little spastic and she ended up being one of the coolest and fittest birds in school, reckon that decision ruined my whole life
>>221160264why x
>>221160197Mormonism is retarded, literally one of the best things about Christianity is you can drink. It's why the Rus converted to Christianity instead of Islam.
>>221160265>acfoyit's air con around these parts
>>221160250I unironically wear this fit to the co-op regularly
>>221160268that makes me sad
>>221160269idkx just am
>>221160271mormonism is literally anglo islam all of mormons i knew were literal blond chads
>>221160207>thinking about all the obvious sexual signals you were being sent in secondary school you were too dumb to pick up on
>>221160256>yetyou really think it's gonna cool down in the next ~6 hours? it won't
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7B49zI5UrAQ
>>221160140in middle school my friend and this girl i liked left me in the living room watching TV while they made out in the basement
>>221160207>>221160292thing is with women is it can always be a joke. some of them will basically flirt with you and not be at all interested
>>221160289you'll be alright x
>>221160292for me it was>if i were to ask you out would you say yes hahaleft me speechless
really like the yank gimmick where they pretend not to know who robbie williams is, some of the best yank banter in years
>>221160317yeah they're trying to gauge their own attractiveness from the male perspective
not really a fan of cats but had a moment today where i was in the garden and the neighbours cat came plodding along. sat down for a bit a little way from me and was just looking around looked kind of worried but was quite cute. ran off eventually without coming closer so i didnt get to stroke it but it was quite cute.
>>221159692there's a lot of food fraud about
>>221160317I get this regularly from female colleagues and it's very frustrating but also kinda nice
>>221160264me 10 minutes after finally annihilating catberg
*surreptitiously googles robbie williams*
stoke's own robbie williams
the british ricky martin
>>221160317Nah this girl was definitely obsessed with me. Not the first time she'd come onto me. And she was absolutely my type as well. I was just too dumb/immature at the time to see it.
cineworld tickets booked for The Amazing Digital Circus: The Last Act
Get the 7 hour iceberg videos watched
>>221160348https://youtube.com/watch?v=ryo5Jllja9o
>>221160348https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnO3nijfYmU
>>221160367you live and learn dont beat yourself up over it edward
Evening read.
Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal
what ever happened to Dick and Dom
Just one more video before bed
miss gareth southgate even though he was woke x
>>221160379learn how to react when thing happens yes>thing never happens ever again
>>221160390btfo by ant and dec
>>221160317“Missed signals” is a bit of a meme tbqh because the storyteller can fixate on them without having actually asked the girl out or given her a chance to actually turn him down or confront her on whether she’s into him
>>221160379I have lived but I have not learned.
>>221160408what kind of dog is that?
>>221160401it's actually very rare for adult women to make the first move, even if they really like you. Don't take it personally lad
ate the crunchy bunny too quickly
>>221160400Love love love 5 at the back me
>>221160407ant has an evil auradont trust
>>221160428remember the love train aha
The last time I had sex Boris Johnson was the Prime Minister
>>221160409they need to teach boys to not bother looking for signals in the first place desuif you like a girl you should just ask her out. none of that psychosis inducing waiting for the right moment wank
Watching family guy with dad and hes talking about how sexy Bonnie is
>>221160435aardvarks be like
>>221160450
>>221160408phwoargood kittingtin diss wun
>>221160450Wouldn't of been the last time he had sexMan is king of the shaggers
>>221160383given the epstein stuff im surprisedthe savillr stuff didnt get more backlasg
right well that's clavicular dead
>>221160450he was a good lad. shoulda kept him
>>221159378TrueIf you come here you should stick to NYC and LA and tell your friends how capitalist and out of control and a spectacle it is upon your return
>>221160468would you believe hes a turk
>>221160216fucking hell even butch women are vapidbogglin>>221159686for me?birdhs
>>221159686birdshaggin>>221160485met wun of the cinsequences of his shaggin' before
Nodding my autistic head back and forth to technical death metal
My sister has a straight boss but she dated a woman for another yearHow does that work
>>221159686
>>221160545women are circumstantially gay
I serve the Soviet Union
>>221160545every woman goes through a brief gay phase, possibly just to make themselves seem a bit more interesting
>>221160545i've been trying to fuck a lesbian for a year, not giving up
>>221160545her boss is a pervert
entire day wasted due to headache
i would've voted for ludwig klaas fwiw
>>221160546good birbingtonshire diss
I'm in love with a girl
>>221160563>>221160571I mistyped, I meant to say she dated a woman for seven yearsDon’t think thats a phase >>221160576Why?
A moment of respite and peace before the infernal machine starts all over again tomorrow
>>221160600ktim
>>221160616cause shes hot and charming and funny
>>221160667sounds like me
>>221160568*shakes your hand*
Might get into MLP
might legally change my nameany suggestions?
>>221160676
got to visit the rents on the morrowcba and just want to play resident evil 2 remake
>>221160701Not very Confucian of you is it?
>>221160695John Lemonade
>>221160695rorke small cockpenny patch prickestelle brightrighty brexiteer chudington
>>221160720very good suggestion
just remembered that i'm going to die one day and so is everyone i know and so are you
>>221160695Michael Fart
>>221160701not very confucian of you at all
>>221160716not chinese am i mate
>>221160701any sexy mods installed?
Based and Confucianpilled.
>>221160700would glaze her wiv desicrative ropes
>>221160731not me
been spending most of my time playing video games and lifting. desperately need to get a clue
more of a lao tzu guy
do people actually enjoy spending time with their parents or is it just one of those obligations you feel guilty about not doing like some choretaking the trash outcleaning the bathroomqalking the dog
>>221160731thats finethats the very aim of atheist buddhismthe worlds only perfect religion
>>221160776depends on the parents
>>221160769based and wu wei pilled
>>221160776Hate me but I live with them still I just try to keep contact to a minimum
>>221160776Get along great with mine. Greatly enjoy spending time with them
dad was ranting about the lack of white men in commercials during supper
just qalked rorke's oneitis
>>221160695Phil McCracken
>>221160792>>221160793la dualité du l'homme
>>221160816>>221160816
