friday night /druk/ edishold >>221158350
/fr/
About to make a turkey spam sandwich
Stop drinking and become smart like me
given up on life sub edish
got some footage of anon at the roadhouse
>>221161686I had a club sammich for din din
I may not have had sex, but I could FUCK you up
>>221161696kys frogfaggot!
>>221161683the french have invaded
Well now, first of all
the british are cummingthe french are cumming everyone's /cum/ming
Once a girl gets fat I'm never attracted to them again, even if they lose the weight again. By then you've already seen the destruction they're capable of. And they'll never look the same as they did originally, there will always be a piece of evil in there reminding you.
chinese food for dinner
should I snort mescaline today?
>>221161732you should [not] don't ever not do that (yes(?))
>>221161732How the fuck do you snort cacti?
>>221161732I don't know what that is
Sup lil dudes.You should watch Time Lapse (2014). It is a p good movie.It is loosely based on an episode of The Twilight Zone. The concept is largely the same but the details are different and the story is more fleshed out.
>>221161732you should snort aids blood
>>221161751Your mom is more fleshed out
you know those jacuzzi pools with the pressure hole that shoots out a compressed air....if you put your penis against it, it feels like a really strong blow job and the orgasm is amazing
>>221161751You should watch Train Dreams (2025)
>>221161751Seen itIt's okayNice little indie movie
trains man is hard job
>>221161843grim
>>221161843respect da law muh fugga
i got fired from my job
>>221161951
>>221161951Get another one
>>221161951Hey ale
>>221161678that guy looks so young
>>221161951hola ale
post funny memes
>>221161964why do people get dogs that look so aesthetically ugly? is it not comforting that something of large stature chooses to live in servitude to you? that thou had tamed the beast of the wild that once threatened you and your young and turned it into a companion?
>>221162002i'm doing my best anon
Hot take but I'm not a fan of Indian people
>>221161951Why
>>221162018why don't you like our natives, anon? they taught us how to use fish as fertilizer for our crops
>>221162005>why do people get dogs that look so aesthetically ugly?my old neighbors had a chinese crested. it's basically a chihuahua but with random tufts of hair and I suspect even less intelligent than that already low bar. the rat thing was insane on top of being the most ugly breed of dog i've ever seen.
>>221162018for what reason? don't you find their culture vibrant and exciting?
>>221162018That's just because the US only gets the top of the crop H1-B jeets
>>221161997whore
>>221162029he insulted their holiness (maximilian I) and the sacrament (coca cola)
Repeat after me:>Subsequendent Subsequendent >Mevis bevisMevis bevis
Five star days, bish
>>221162033Native Americans practised cannibalism on a large scale across the continent when the Europeans arrived. Even into the late 1800s settlers were still being slaughtered and eaten by native tribes in modern day Oregon and other western states.
>>221162063>settlersStrange way of spelling "invaders"
thank you chinese people for making cheap food
>>221162052TEVIN DEVIN TEVIN DEVIN TEVIN DEVIN
currently reading about crime
I thought my surname was English but it might be Jewish.
>>221161751This movie is coller than bee movie
>>221162087Everyone who works at your local Chinese is restaurant is Vietnamese
>>221162013sicko mode activated
>>221162081That's because it spells settlers, not invaders. Not that invader is any kind of pejorative term.
>>221162114thank you Viet Minh for making cheap food
God only knows what I'd be without you
>>221162095interesting crime or repugnant crime?
groids gonna groid
>>221162142repugnant of course. interesting crime is for normies
Parentsteins bought a new TV and they jewed them into buying surround sound
there has never been a prolonged intellectual dynasty because the only women that are enamored by intelligent men are likely less intelligent themselves. this makes regression to the mean not a promise but a guarantee
The term hoejabi is 100% accurate. Muslim """"men"""" are cucks.
>>221162173this implies intellect is carried through the female genes. a foolish proposition.
>>221162150I dont disagree, but I like to get a 20/80 mix while staying informedSometimes I want to read about a dumb security guard who used stolen credit card information to buy funko pops
Saw "boobs" in the youtube search bar on my 7 year old nephew's ipad
>>221161683
>>221162191SEVEN?!I didn't start searching for that shit til I was 11
>>221162191at least he's not gay
>>221162191awesome, good for him, I didn't have the resources at his age
>>221162144He need some milk…
Fuck my ass
>>221162144I actually felt the impact of that landing shatter my brain
>>221162191just searched itgrim
>>221162191not "huge boobs", "great boobs", or even "nice boobs"? I'm afraid your nephew may be a homosexual
>>221162186i mean i do watch code blue cam but it gets monotonous at some point. they also blur even the tiniest speck of blood
Why does a 7 year old have an iPad? And easy access to YouTube?
>>221162191fucking grim selection
>>221162191tell his parents
Well I don't hardly know her but I think I could love her crimson and clover
>>221162223EWWW
Seven year olds were born in 2019
>>221162235oh lord
>>221162223this would make me fear women if I saw this at age 7
I unironically enjoy the Brodyquest song.
>>221162227Love these guys
Remember when spinny used to post this little nigga
>>221162235I was posting here back in 2019 on GOD
>>221162242So glad I'm not fatI binge eat all the time and I'm still a healthy weightThese people must be eating 5,000 calories every day for years
>>221162252>it's not a bunny, it's a dogDamn japs
>>221162254Same I was sixteen
>>221162252>>221162269>weaponizing cuteness to make moneyThe Japanese are evil
>>221162243Orangutans really are the best primates. They're intelligent and chill, not retardedly violent assholes like chimps and gorillas.
>>221162223Are they trying to traumatize the children? Give them weird surgery/gore fetishes?
>>221162263just cheat and take a bunch of laxatives to shit the fat out
>>221162296She takes diarrhea poos from there
>>221162296I already fapped twice today. Please stop
>>221162300you would eat them if given the chance
>>221162296Women should not be allowed to dress like this, it fucks with men's brains
>>221162296this is underwear aka boy shorts
baka ass niggas
Experiencing chest pains rn. If I’m headed out, then I just want to say “penis”
ahemmm...currently drunk and high right now.
The new resident evil movie looks just like me
>>221162354Honestly? Yup based.
>>221162343see you in Valhalla brother
>>221162357looks like the boss from re8
Many escorts in this country have a strict "no black men" policy
>>221162383Women don't like big dicks
>>221162383can you blame them
tomorrow, a large callused hand will reach out from nowhere, and grasp the earth in terrible painful grip, and it will squeeze and squeeze and squeeze until the Earth is malformed and disfigured, as the core finally pops and oozes out between the gigantic meaty fingers of doom.a cruel, mocking, dark laugh will issue forth from the unseen giant, the kind of laugh only tall, burly men with the blackest of hearts possess.It will say only a phrase that will be understood by every language, which translates in English as "worthless" as it hurls the Earth's broken remains into the sun.
>>221162396more a case of them not wanting the guy to take off without paying, beat their head in, drug and kill them, or rob them.
white folx be wilin out y'all
>>221162396It's not that
>>221162290Like when Joe was trying to lose weight for the boxing match?
>>221162447Who's joe
>>221162425that's just regular white shenanigans. when we wilin out we vaporize entire cities.
>>221162447sounds hilarious. link?lost my funny folder
>>221162296Did you record this creepshot vid? Are you a jeet?
>>221162455deez crackaz finna harnest da power uh da sun
>>221162467a jeet would be actively trying to rape that woman there would be no video
>>221162242Oh lawd she be eatin
>>221162463>>221162454Its an anime reference
>>221162485Let him join the national guard :(
>>221162367Giwtwm
I hate her
>>221162485You must be this tall to ride the rollercoaster
>>221162506they're all going to get vaporized in a nuclear holocaust when israel drops the bombs anyways.
corr enumeration of the poobergcontemflabulated >>221162296tattoo?no way
>>221162520Guy on the right got the Kirk gums
Emma Stone is a treasure and must be protected. Same with Mikey.
>>221162523jewtron bomb lol
>>221162354I'm about to smoke this weed and become high
slightly /drunk/
Sup fags
Ban weed and alcohol
Cutest Emma? Myers
>>221162558Hey bb what's up
>>221162544Mikey mogs Emma so hardNo offense
>>221162566Watson.
>>221162573They both have a unique look, I enjoy them equally but differently.
>>221162566BASEDI lost all my pictures of her when I deleted my coomer folder, unfortunately
>>22116257620 years ago maybe
>>221162581>>221162576>>221162573>>221162544roberts>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>221162576If you have a scat fetish
>>221162587
it's a shame we can't post audio webms i have many good ones. someone get Chinamoot on the phone and tell him to upgrade this board.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-ygglpjsokkino
>>221162593emma yank is a not a leaf
Watsonfags always post pics from like 10+ years ago
>>221162591Based and real
Don't feel like watching that at the moment
>>221162597She's old
>>221162002I can't post on demand it has to be situational
>>221162608Just knowing what a turbo shitlib retard faggot she is really ruins any chance she ever had with dating me. I couldn't tolerate a woman that stupid.
>>221162614YJK she likes being on top
>celebrity slopI hate you niggers
I never will suffer a woman to assume authority over a man
>>221162636I like hot bitches, sue me
>>221162636cry more
Billie ellish fell off hard. You never hear about her anymore
>>221162002
Today it's "celebrityslop" yesterday it was "sportslop" Y'all mfers don't like anything
>>221162642im taking you to small claims court for inconveniencing my /cum/ lurking hours
>>221162642>posts a disgusting hag bitch kitchen witch skank midget>hotlol. good one bro.
>>221162573Too weird looking and foreign
>>221162652Remember when she said no human bean is illegal on stolen land? That feels like 12 gorillion years ago but it was just a few months ago
>>221162002>>221162002
>>221162665Got a wry smile out of me
>>221162661Would you sex the prime minister of Lithuania, Inga Ruginiene?
>>221162661I miss these kinds of reaction images
>>221162684I think you actually just miss the time period when they were popular
>>221162665Why is God so evil
>>221162661Isn't there a video of this guy fucking
>>221162662That rhetoric makes absolutely no sense. If you accept the faulty premise that it’s stolen land (sorry losers, but it’s called “right of conquest”), then everyone would be illegal on stolen land, not no one.Even the brown third world migrants. If someone steals a TV, then sells it to you on Faceberg Marketplace, and the police come knocking on your door for the stolen TV, you don’t get to keep it just because it was someone else who stole it.
>>221162696Well the Hispanics have native blood so your argument falls flat
>>221162693Damn I wish I didn't delete all my poop webmsThere are so many videos of people pooping in public
>>221162695fucking WHAT?
>>221162689God will give a child an incurable genetic condition that causes their entire body to feel likes its on fire at all times and Christians will be like "the lord works in mysterious ways"
>>221162687Trvke
Why did the Lord see fit to bless him with the most retarded enemies any leader in world history has ever faced?
>>221162738To be fair this is the consequence of human free will
>>221162711Saaar
The House has passed a bill that allows federal food stamp benefits to be used for purchasing hot rotisserie chickens
epic
>>221162702How granular do you have to go? Do descendants of the Aztecs get a claim to all of Mexico, or just Mexico City? Do Aztecs get a claim to New York just because they have Siberian DNA? Do WASPs get priority over Aztecs because Solutreans were European, and the Siberian-American immigrants came later?
>>221162772This is the most attractive woman in the history of humankind
>>221162767Never understood why you were allowed to buy pre-prepared food as long as it was cold, and not hot.
>>221162679Strange. I’m trying to give her a fair shake by looking for an image when she was younger, and not 44, but I can’t seem to find any digital footprint of her from before she was PM.
>>221162790Canada just gives poor pipo cash that they can use for whatever they want, rather than America’s Byzantine food stamps system
pitbulls might actually be literal demons sent to earth to antagonize us
>>221162795Maybe she just doesn't use social media, or it's all in Lithuanian.This is the prime minister of Latvia.Imagine if Kaja Kallis was still PM of Estonia and Sanna still PM of Finland. You could have a milf orgy with 4 Baltic sea prime ministers
>>221162806Byzantine mentioned
Every day I pray it will finally be my turn to become plapjak
>>221162814I seem to have a little bit of a thing for half-Balt girls. I’ve dated a half-Latvian, and another half-Lithuanian.
>>221162827Ew you really want that?
>>221162827you will forever be a fapjak
>>221162826
>>221162827>>221162834How about brapjak
>>221162834Goddammit Chug!!!!!
The Baltic states should probably stop electing dainty little women as their leaders when they have a massive existential threat to the east threatening to invade them
Never caught the byzantine autism find it boring tbqh
>>221162806Why don't you guys have the retarded protestant work ethic meme and Calvinist moralism? Conservatives here would rather end up having to pay more money to have entitlement programs be convoluted and retarded than the cheaper more streamlined process. Same thing with homelessness where having to constantly break up and clean their camps along with arresting them, sending them to court, then housing them in prison ends up costing more money than if you would have just built government housing and handed it to them in the first place.
>>221162814>>221162829Forgot that I had a little thing with a Finnish girl in high school. Only Estonia eludes me…
>>221162855absolute state
>>221162814The fact these countries keep electing bimbo milfs to office should tell you they aren't serious places, and they're not real sovereign countries. They take marching orders from Brussels and Washington.
>>221162859Greek fire was pretty rad though
>>221162862The main traditional religion of Quebec is Catholicism, and the main traditional religion of Anglo-Canada is Anglicanism, which is basically Catholicism with its own pope in Canterbury.
>>221162869jeets with guns are a terrifying combination
>>221162806>Canada just gives poor pipo cash that they can use for whatever they wantIt's true. They give you money and you're trusted to be responsible with it. I've been on disability a long time and after rent and all my bills and shit I get like $300 to myself every month.
>>221162871Okay Ivan
>>221162831Yeh probly
>>221162886Russians are just objectively correct in their assessments of Westoids.
how about poo stamps and americans get credits towards ordering packages of poo online
Code Veronica is the best RE game
>>221162874I mean every civilization did cool one off things at times, I just don't really care too much about the Byzantine empire it's neat but it just doesn't have the same allure as the prime roman empire
still not /drunk/
>>221162901indians would find a way to scam this
It’s over…
>>221162063>1800sIn the Congo, locals were still widely practicing cannibalism into the 1950s or so. It still continues today, though in more of a witchcraft setting than as food. Except for pygmies, they like to eat them.
RE4 is the best RE game. Requiem is 2nd best. RE5 is 3rd best.
Christianity makes everything boring, pagans are unpredictable and exciting and they don't force you to listen to an old guy rambling for 3 hours straight.
>>221162916I'm in between not high enough and too high, might have half an edible
>>221162941Doesn’t cannibalism still happen in Papua New Guinea?
>>221162859What about the regular Roman Empire?
Let’s find out what happens if I have all my fucking fingernails removed and my penis smells pukely like newspaper and it’s disgusting
>>221162939kek
>>221162941Oh yeah there's definitely still cases. They're eating niggas in Haiti as we speak. But the Native Americans were always presented as these peace loving nature worshipping innocents when in reality they were atrocious heathens who killed babies and tortured women to death before eating them.
>>221162947Yeah, but again I think that's mostly ceremonial now and not for sustenance. Congolese used to eat humans like it was any other meat, some even came to prefer it.
>>221162944Mah boiiii, such peace is what all true warriors strive for!
Jason looks like THAT now?!
>>221162967Jason got banned so he can't openly post but he's still lurking here
I grew up in SoCal and we had maybe five black kids out of 3000 students. We had more Persians.
>>221162941In Tanzania albino people have to live together in protected communities because witch doctors will hunt them down and kill them to use their bones and limbs for potions. Seriously
>heathenskike worshippers are so cringe
I wonder how does it feel to be a giga chad and mog entire rooms of people to the extent that when you enter a room everyone looks at you or those sort of things
>>221162954>peace loving environmentalists>their arrival to north america caused the immiediate extinction of almost all megafauna, even ones that survived in Asia like horses and camelsToo many people fall for this meme tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Se1uh3PS78Yabsolute BANGER
>>221162995would
>>221162978This totally happens everywhere else it's not unique to India
KWABhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p08q3K_2x4U
>>221162985>t.
>>221162995Based, I bet she has a great taste in horror movies
>>221163004SJ…
redditjeet gonna have a mini melty it seems
>>221163019He's been extra needy the last few days
if you were in heaven would you tell god to send me to hell or let me chill with you guys in paradise?
>>221163025>picI have nightmares that look like this
>>221163019>>221163024his clitty is dripping (wilting rose emoji)
>>221163025the latter
>>221163025i'd flip a coin honestly
>>221163001Fact check: TRUE
Did you hear about that pill that causes lesbians to turn straight?It's called tricoxagin
>>221163025Saved to my SPOOKY folder
I am starting to feel the pre sickness feeling. You know the night before where you start to feel a bit too warm and are sapped of all energy?
Paganism is all fake made up larp shit based on 19th century romanticism. I remember there was a girl at my high school whose mom raised her to be Wiccan. Would have tried to hit it if I'd known more about the sex magic stuff at the time. She was pretty cute.
>>221163025That ghost might could be another fren
>>221163046For me, it's creeping full body fatigue
>>221163037imagine the brain damage
Indigenous peoples were and are certainly more peace loving than mind-controlled goycattle slaves (Xtians) who want to die for israel
>>221163025>in Heaven>tell God what to doBit of hubris there
>>221163046That's gay. You're gonna wake up with a really dry and slightly sore throat that'll get worse by the evening. You'll have a headache and your joints will hurt.Then you will remember that indian fellow who handled your lunch a few days ago.
>>221163046>>221163051It's over when your throat and the back of your nose itches after you wake up
>>221163054not sure you know what you're talking about, lil son
Does Brian have one of these
>>221163072>tranime neopagan larpIt's just a troon lashing out, he will NEVER be Jason.
>>221163073why use guns when you have chaos magic
>>221163073no he’s a faggot
>>221163052i doubt it would make a difference
>>221163093unironically based
>>221163085I'm not like Jason or you faggots who live off mommy and daddy and have never signed a rental agreement or paid off a mortgage. I'm struggling like fuck under this blump economy, working my ass off in my 9-to-5 grind just to pay $4 blumpbuxxx for gas, living in this hellscape of a big city, coommuting every day through massive traffic jams, while everything is extremely unaffordable. FUCK YOU!!!
>>221163113You are Brazil
>>221163113Not sure why you replied to me with this
>>221163113maybe if u just voooooooooooooooote really hard next time it will all work out
>>221162948I think the republic is the most interesting period but the empire has it's high points, I just stop viewing it as the same empire by the time you get around to the byzantines though, a roman of Augustus/Tiberius/Caligula's times would not have recognized a christian byzantine emperor as a roman
>>221163113for what purpose do you struggle
>>221163136to pay taXXXes for blump
>>221163125I wouldn't vote for CUM-a lot she would've solidified the complete jeetification of Amerika like what happened to your cuntry
>>221163113NEETs didn't get blumpf to kamikaze the world economy, why are you mad at them?
Jesus was a liberal
>>221163152Is that blump's daughter what a fucking whore
>>221163134Early empire is obviously the coolest
>>221163155Trump is Jesus
>>221163134That's akchually the normal Western European position. Historically nobody West of the Balkans had much interest in learning about the Byzantines and focused almost exclusively on the Roman period, especially the time of Classical Latin. Strategy games and Ortholarpers have made Byzantines more popular now than ever.
some day there will be a woman president and people will jerk off to her
>leo spamgrim
why is leonardo having a melty?
>>221163152Need to see her blacked
>>221163165I think you're far more likely to have a latinx male president than a female of any race.
>>221163165It will be blump's daughter she is going to turn divorce rape into law and all of you faggots will have to be on your knees having to suck clit every day
>>221163165There's not going to be a another election, America won't exist in 2028.
>>221163171he doesn't have a blonde girlfriend
>>221163152Sit on my face please babe
>>221163165The only female presidential also-ran candidates were Hillary and Kamala, neither of whom are really jerkable. It’ll probably be a long time after America elects any woman that it elects an attractive woman. And that’s assuming that it ever happens before the American republic collapses
the madison wisconsin school shooter would've been the perfect looksmatch girlfriend for Jason
>>221163178>all of you faggots will have to be on your knees having to suck clit every dayoh no that sounds awful
>>221163196hillary is fugly but people totally would have made tons of porn pics of kamala
>>221163200That's a child
gambling wonmormons lost
President Ocasio-Cortez will be a thing in our lifetime.
>>221163200Crazy part is that foid would probably only ever go out with some criminal-maxxing chad murderer
>>221163216Disgusting. The blacks can have her
I'm not really a kamala guy or a blump guy I'm more of a Jesus guy
>>221163216The ideal woman
>>221163163>That's akchually the normal Western European position>Strategy games and Ortholarpers have made Byzantines more popular now than everIt goes back further than that you can pick up any history book on the byzantine empire from the 80s-90s and see the idea that the byzantine empire was a direct continuation of the roman empire was already mainstream, I'm not sure who the originator is but it's always been one of the dumbest ideas out there, rome was a continuously evolving state not a solid empire with a continuous through line, treating it like it is does simplify things for creating an easy to follow historical narrative but it's lazy and leaves out too much
>>221163223So a foid like any other?
>>221163200they will get married in valhalla>>221163223kek you clearly haven't read the manifestoshe was mega autismo and ranted about urkelkin in a familiar way
>>221163200Jesus christ she looks unhinged so this is the sort of women /cum/ likes
the last byzantine rump state lasted until 1475 and was on the southern part of crimea
>>221163125I'm VOOOOTIN
>>221163262>>221163262New
>>221163238Well if you go before the 1980s nobody liked the Byzantines. Even the name "Byzantine" was created by Western Historians so they wouldn't call them Romans lol it's still remarkable to me that this change has happened though. Like you said it's an obvious oversimplification but it's much more popular now than previously in English language sources.
>rump state
>>221163242Trvke>>221163244She simped after all the handsome mass shooters lil nigga. Foids are just like that, they can never be truly based.
>>221163266I just mean it wasn't confined to strategy gamers, but I haven't read much older than that on the byzantines not my interest area at all
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