Millwall edish
Hello
>>221164813hello Ian
>>221164816See you tomorrow then friend.
goytube but it's battyboytube
buying a house with the american gf soon got any nice areas to share?
>>221164807I'm pretty punctual so i believe I'd be there on time most days, how much notice do i need to give when i won't be able to be there to receive my goyslop?Also can i choose the flavour?
>>221164836That's so focking hot and tragic
mulderina
>>221164836nothing a good root wouldn't fix
>>221164850salt lake city looks nice
>>221164850Fruitvale neighborhood, Oakland California
>>221164867sudo rm rape
Denephew more like
hover preview no longer working on inter-board links corr that's absolutely lush that is, another quality update paid for by 4chan pass money thank you hiroshimootand you know I think this will REALLY enhance the deliberately-linking-non-/brit/-new-thread gimmick as now no one will be able to tell prior to actually clicking a link whether it leads to the right thread just excellent stuff really every day they come up with new quality of life improvements for this website
Why do continental Europeans blame the British for Protestantism when the major figures of the Reformation (Luther, Calvin, Muntzer, Zwingli, Hus) were all from the continent?
>>221164873shut the fuck up nerd
>>221164796NO ONE LIKES USWE DONT CARE
my heart goes out to all the perverted evil incel bedroomdwelling slug of men itt
>>2211648854chan-x is free
Why does ASMR annoy me? Am I low or high IQ?
slept most of the last 30 days got the depression
>>221164903the videos or the sensation?
>>221164868>>221164870no she's moving here
>>221164905>got the depressiongrow up
>>221164914Birmingham looks nice
>>221164905cheer up mate
I would sniff Emma Watson's stinky, pooey girl farts.
>>221164920im really sad and messed up right now and this swedish nonsense is not helping
>>221164885he got the micky mouse hand
How come no pretty tomgirl lives in my house and dreams about me raping her then? Cursed existence.
>>221164887Not sure if this is actually true but certainly English speaking academics seem to think that the whole history of the protestant reformation was centred around Henry VIII's spermatozoa
>>221164939whoever gave her that trim needs to get their eyes fixed
riley reid is highkey unc faps
raping my own arse
testing to see if this hover bug is also present on inter-board links before I submit my bug report>>>/tv/220227978
im also raping my own arse
Hi
right up your teeny asshole ye-ah
>>221164973whats a lowkey unc fap
another test>>221164720>>221164720
how do left footed people drive automatics
>>221164981>>221165007Tapping on the timestamp of a post on an iPhone no longer tells you how long ago that post was made.
lad doing QAT
fucks sake mousey
Has it happened to you yet? You look in the mirror and suddenly realise you're getting old and fat and there's nothing you can do about it.Happened to me this morning and it's quite depressing. I was a low-mid 8 in my early 20s. I thought that was still me. But I looked in the mirror this morning and I saw a haggered bloke with baggy eyes and plump cheeks. The worst part is knowing that I'm at an age where it can't be reversed. It only gets worse from here.
>>221165053right foot
>>221165069bin the booze and get on retinol
curry not going down well. must be the reason why im screaming my arsehole.must be the reason why im screaming my arsehole
>>221165063meds, now
>>221165069>I was a low-mid 8 in my early 20syou aint got no alibi
>>221165069Are you homosexual by any chance? Men don't worry about things like this mate, in fact its basically proven your late 20s/early 30s is prime for men. You're still a boy at 21
n words being loud outside
catbergé on the hunt
howling at the lad on here mentally shadowboxing his made up dollhouse characters every day. poor lad's schizophrenia is tormenting him
I submit my bug finding like a good boy. You have to be the change you want to see in this world. You have to do the right thing. We're carrying the fire.
>>221165140How's his arse then?
>>221165177medals in the post
>>221165200thank you
>macOSI can't be a part of this
rorke rorke spirit of eden
>>221165145its a friday night over there go out and be loud with them
>>221165216I can't even imagine not phone posting anymore
grow up freaks
google javelina if you want to see a cute ass weird ass creature
>>221165177eternally yours
>>221165242They're high or drunk
>>221165270did contemplate putting that for a joke
>>221165148Whoa i just saw that. Great pic!
Spanks in advance
it's enough to make a man kek
slow this morning, guess everyone was out shagging last night
might shave my arse
checked my name on google trends and there's been over 200 searches in israel during 2026
doing this dance in front the mirror. dont look like that though
>>221165398RIP
>>221165398palantir sniffing you out like a dog
>>221165430so you're saying that those exposed breasts in the image are female?uh oh
>>221165452no. Sirs are male.
Sirbrina
how do i get a 36 year old gf (im 26). where are those women
>>221165496nursing home
NEW>>>/wsg/6137989>>>/wsg/6137989>>>/wsg/6137989
Chubby gf still on the cards this year.
>>221165503Ready to contribute!
one of the most erotic experiences of my entire life was having my eyes tested by a fit milf optician
hungover. odds i make eggs. evens i get a double sausage and egg mcmuffin and hash browns and a coke delivered by a brown man
>>221165541had the same and it was enjoyable tbf, felt like she was being a bit flirty even although I could see she had a massive ring onthat was years ago now it's all pakistanis in the opticians now probably a ratio of 5:1 pakistanis to white employees in there for some reason
>>221165555>odds but an even number of them*head explodes*
can no longer respond to dickheads with>is askjeeves broken?sad day
>>221165557it was particularly when she dimmed the lights and we were pretty much just staring intensely into each other's eyesgot some asmr shit from her whispering into my ear if it was clearer with 1 or 2had quite a low cut top on at the time if I recallwonder if my local specsavers has any fitties in it
>>221165555>coke for breakfastrope yourselfnice quads btw
>>221165606Fuck do I do when yahoo goes bust
>>221165606wasn't going to drink tonight but i have to have a few to celebrate the life of our Jeeves
>>221165638It's never going bust. For some reason loads of Japanese people use it all the time. It's like their version of Google, even though it's dogshit
… breakfast time wearing my excellent glasses watching live dp world tour golf on sky sports golf on my tv via sky stream in home …
>do things aloneSure, I'll just do something alone and watch all the groups of people enjoying their lives and remind myself of what I'm missing out on, sounds like a great idea.
>>221165606>25 yearsI specifically remember Ask Jeeves existing in the 90s.
>>221165651dystopian
>>221165651i do not believe there is this much golf happening. it's too much golf
>>221165661>dont do things alonesure ill just rot in my house and wank and drink and eat until i die and my corpse turns to mush and seeps into the floor, sounds like a great idea
>>221165651do the care BAMEs just let him stay in a perpetual state of drunkenness then
>housemate is in the kitchenWill have to stay hungry for now...
Listening to dungeon synth.
>>221165707try to have sex with them
>>221165707This "housemate", it's not your dad, is it?
type shit i be on
>>221165693i think most his drinks have alcohol free labels on them
>>221165707moving into a flat was the best decision i've made in recent years
do they have a bit in the new michael jackson film where he rapes little boys
>>221165707go Amer mode on them
Sipping a fizzy water and taking in the late night vibes
>>221165766post-credit scene
>>221165766he only raped them a bit
Musing on how the Guardian is defending MPs right to get bladdered on the job because it was a Green MP who criticised it
by definition this is an industrial site yet mongloid brits think its some form of natural beauty lol
>>221165815She completely made up that they were drunk. She said she smelt alcohol on their breath which is far different. Bet they still smell better than her.
https://www.parliament.uk/globalassets/documents/mdr-main-10.09.19.pdfdoing a read
some grown man probably 40 years older than me in a Range Rover said “you’ve got a shit car” when we were arguing about who’s right of way it was. why are people so nasty
So freaking pissed off that im not chad....
>>221165851Glad to be subsidising a millionaires dinner
>>221165693they seem to have clocked on that allowing this mong unlimited access to alcohol was a bad idea. nobody drinks no alcohol beers by choice i reckon theyve clamped down on ithaving said that he did have a real bottle of wine last week and one real beer a while ago so he must be allowed to have it within reason
never seen a game of football in my life Infact if you showed me the ball they use in football I wouldn't recognise it, thats how little attention I have paid to the game
>>221165854scream you've been done
>>221165851but the most important detail.... is it all halal?
Tell you what if I end up in a home and they don't serve me my glass of sherry at supper I'll be organising a riot
>>221165651reckon he's rude and mean to all the staff that work there and they secretly hate him
I demand you take me to Pennsylvania!!!
anyone got any ideas for fixing the housing crisis?
which app is best to find people after genuine long term relationships not just a shag? Hinge?
>sherryAlright grandma how are you?
>>221165909You wouldnt last a day in the PA
>>221165918exterminate the lower classes
rorke's nan being killed by an incompetent black nurse who the NHS hired without checking their experience or credentials
>>221165904You don't end up in a home if you take care of yourselfNeighbour is an 87 year old, spry bastard, makes sure he gets his walks in and all that, stays active
>>221165918Shipping containersand hydrogen cyanide
>>221165851nice of them to suggest which menu items the gf would enjoy
>>221165918I refer you to Restore Britain's remigration paper. Thanks.
my grandad would never go to a home theyd take away his whiskey
>>221165918Yeah ban all second homes that puts 1.5 MILLION houses back on the market. Of course that will never happen as white boomers get the last say on everything
>>221165919women who want long term relationships will search for them in their friend group / social circle of people they trustthey use the apps for stigma-free short term relationships any woman looking for long-term on the appbergs is likely a bit weird
>>221165966so basically I'm fucked unless my friends happen to know cute single girls (they don't)cool
>>221165982Go to church fuck nigga
>>221165966what if you dont have a social circle because youre a repellent autistic ghoul
get up layabouts, it's a nice morning
well that's me bored
>>221166000play cosmology of kyoto
I want a church girlTo go to churchAnd reeead her biiible
>>221165998lovely pic that
Can't stop playing Balatro
>>221165991Online is where most couples meet in this modern age don’t listen to him he’s talking shite
>>221166011and they were room mates
>>221165998Getting up now dickheadHave to go butchers anyway
thinking about replaying witcher 3 but this time with mods
>>221165982it's not impossible to find long-term on the apps but it's hard and the woman will likely be a bit of a loner tooworth a try but don't invest too much time into it>>221165991>>>/soc/ x>>221166018it's like 30%, a plurality not a majority
right why the FUCK did no one tell me there was 1200 calories in a pack of digestives I just ate the lot fuck sake
>>221166016Looks like fun but I have absolutely no clue about poker and I suspect it's a steep learning curve
>>221166018online as in dating sites like plentyoffish or whatever? I thought only divorced boomers used those
>>221165770ktinm
>>221166038KEK
>>221165998Looks like shit
>>221166038you actually thought eating an entire pack of biscuits in one would be healthy? Are you retarded?
>>221166048dating apps you clueless incel
>>221166047I DID IT ALL FOR THE CUNNY THE CUNNY
right lads, I'm off to do some work, see you in two minutes
>>221166072I didn’t say it was healthy I just didn’t know there wa so many calories
Wurzel Gummidge posting from his home and place of business
>>221166077yeah no shit I'm a clueless incel that's why I'm asking /brit/ for dating advice
got the frasier on
just did an absolutely textbook poo
>>221166079Pretty sure Timmy likes blokes
>>221166047hard to imagine anyone who works in a care home would do such a thing
>>221166093you have it or you dont. no amount of 'advice' will fix being an incel. you were born that way fella. best to accept it and stop bothering everyone else.
>>221166093the only worthwhile dating apps are :>hinge>bumbletinder is just slags and people looking for hookups, genuine waste of timeall the other ones are gimmicks with tiny userbases that heavily skew male
sudo rm -rf /home/rorke/bradleyedits/*
>>221166113Hm imagine that. Couldn't be my
>>221166117Just cuz you gave up doesn’t mean he should
we used to solve the incel problem by sending them off to the clergy or the military.
just synced my digital watch to atomic time
>>221166117terrible advice, you might actually want to consider logging off for a while
>>221166146you're mistaken, im not an incel. i have it, you see. thats the best advice he's ever going to get
going to try make an omelet if it doesn’t go well I’ll kill myself, deal?
>>221166150The clergy for me. I could be a mentor to young guys.
>>221166127why would Rorke want to keep the bradleyedits folder if he's deleting everything inside it? sudo rm -rf /home/rorke/bradleyedits makes more sense imo
>>221166150there was no incel problem before 1950 because women needed to get married to have any sort of life worth livingevery man with an income no matter how shit would get a wife because she needed him more than he needed hernow men need women more than women need menso we have 'cels
This melatonin got me shook
>>221166164*confidently shakes your hand*
>>221166163bet youve had sex twice with fat girls
>>221166160its great advice but you'll get your wish as i'll be spending the weekend in the sun with gfberg and mates. you'll be here quite literally the entire time i take it? maybe you should take your own advice
> im not an incel. i have it, you see.Yeah, yeah sure mate
>>221166164No use crying over spilled yolks
>>221166182no, the normies did that. all the freaks became a priest, became cannon fodder or spent their entire life on a ship. doesnt happen these days so we have lots of smelly incels annoying everyone
If you are a white british incel lad, you ought to travel to London and seduce a nigerian descent woman. Afterwards, you bring her back to your comfy rural town in Yorkshire or whatever you white british lads liveNigerian descent woman will give you love and affection, be your best friend, and give you many healthy children.It is your only chance at love.PS: for higher chances of finding a proper woman that will actually love you, the chances get higher if you actually go to AFrica, as even many nigerian descent women from London might have been contaminated by the feminism and narcisism virus.
>>221166179he's not that bright
>>221166203most soldiers had wives back homeclergymen were mostly just diego types
>>221166187you seem like a really nice person that's fun to be around
TIME T'GROW UP RKID AN GERT A FOOKIN JEHB LIKE
>>221166211it's 2026 mate you can say homosexuals
>>221166209thanks but I simply do not find blacks attractive
>>221166221i must be if i have a gf and an active social life.you have neither, so what does that say about you?
Put down t'comic book there an get in t'fookin mines rkid
Thoughts on Rorke?
>>221166197I’ll yolk your yolks in a minute
>>221166211>mostyeh and the remaining were incels.
>>221166246are you ok?
>>221164913There is no sensation
had a decent amount of sex but i still identify as an incelyou can break a man but not his spirit
mad how if I actually believed in God I would probably have a nice south sudanese wife by now
writing a letter to my local MP about Mousey
>>221166265with dogs and men doesn't count bruce
hi x
glod
get on t'dole an give me 300 of it to pay for your room ya lazy bastid
>>221166237even unlikable arrogant arseholes can get laid mate, you're talking like having a partner and friends was some kind of major achievement for you
>>221166300well then you must be a truly abhorrent worm if no one wants anything to do with you
im worthlessim incel
If ya can walk ya bloodeh WUUURK
oh yeh, if a gf and mates is so easy and pedestrian - why are you a pathetic lonely incel?
don't get it
sitting here with my shirt off doing nothing and I'm sweating already
pulverise incels and use their flesh to feed livestock
>>221164885the tech literacy of a Mac OS user
wake up smell the flowers :D
>>221166379handsome 'berge
>>221165991>>221166093okay i will give you some advice. the first thing to bear in mind is that 4chan attracts people like this - >>221166117 - who have no interest in being civil and will instead be hateful because they enjoy it. i guess they're like children who torture animals. or maybe they were bullied viciously so now they try to pass that pain onto others (from the comfort of their smelly bedrooms of course).
did many a poo yesterday. shall do many a poo today.
>>221166374Didn't realise you was suicidal
invest all the worlds resources into making a giant slingshot that can launch incels into the sun
rattled a few worthless incels with that image didnt i lol
get the death squads roaming the streets with incel detectors
>>221166379>>221166446lovely berges x
Is Michael Clayton a good movie
incels should be banned from watching porn (even with ID verification). just turns them into perverted unhinged freaks. porn should be limited to people with at least 4 recorded shagsincels should also be banned from voting, owning property, and international travel until they have sex
When it comes to painkillers I always take one more than the maximum dosageFind that the maximum just isn't enough sometimes
>>221166431>>221166479>>221166480some joker level psychos in this morning blimey
went for a poo half an hour ago and shit out everything inside me then I had a strong coffee and now I'm pooing againwhere did this extra poo come from? Can science explain this?
>>221166529youre full of shit
>>221166529no, only religion can explain that one
>Don't worry about it. You're a good lad
>>221166531kek yes I suppose I am
I have a thin upper lip, like a chimp.
>>221166376webms posted of it working on your machine with the native extension: 0 (zero)sat there whining and whimpering while I submit bug reports to make a positive difference to this website. You're a clown.
can hear multiple voices in the stairwell so I guess I'm not leaving the flat this morning
disappointing lack of witcher 3 sex mods despite all this time, was hoping I could be shagging sexy goth vampires by now
Anyone else wish they were an east asian woman with a white boyfriend?
>>221166633imagine if it let you shag ciri phowar
>>221166613Why would I use the native extension? It's a pale imitation of community extensions, and will never catch up.>whining and whimperingThat's you, however. My extension works.
I'm Rorke Jacobs and this is the story about my sick and twisted incel life.
Swansea is a great city I don't care what anyone says. I regret leaving. I left for another town and it's a fucking shithole. I'm sitting here in a rundown town with everything closing down meanwhile I'm watching daily updates of investment and building new things and openings in Swansea
>>221166645I found mods that make her clothing more skimpy but that's it. Starting to think the Skyrim community is just chock full of coomers rather than it being the norm
i've gone bomacraffane
>>221166633always imagine vampire women have dry fannies because they're clinically dead
>>221166670bonkersmadcrazy???insane
>>221166680yeah in that VtmB game they say vampires technically can have sex but they don't get much enjoyment from it and it's basically like shagging a corpse
>>221166666checkedhave a good one, nigel
>>221166658They say it's well grim up north
cat eyed freak
right well that's the second poo of the day done, praying there isn't a third cause my bumhole is already in bits
such a undisplinced piece of shit
>>221166734*blasts you out of the thread with fully leveled up Aard*
mums not here so I’ve let the dog come up on my bed
Fish head wife is pretty great
does tim actually know anything about the sports he watches all day long, or does he just drunkenly sit there staring at the moving shapes
>>221166786this is literally my fridge rn minus the bear
>>221166479Should be 18-30 for porn, before that and after made illegal
my town has 30k people in it
Leftypol scared of the brown bits of the bananaRorke telling him it’s going to be ok
>>221166775
would actually be happy if the government just gave me a job and I had no choice and was given a flat in a big tower block and just lived there and worked the same job for my whole life
having whats known as an entropic poo
Stupid fats hobbit
rorke
>>221166810Same. 95% white. But people blame the dying high street on immigrants that we dont have instead of neo liberalism
*nerd typing with his mechanical keyboard noises*sudo rm -rf /home/rorke/bradleyedits/*why would Rorke want to keep the bradleyedits folder if he's deleting everything inside it? sudo rm -rf /home/rorke/bradleyedits makes more sense imo
rorke looking in the mirror, longing for his prime (in which he was still a virgin wearing next jeans)
the fuck is that yank on about
>>221166898you should try sudo rm -rf /home/virginity/
not going out today cant be arsedjust going to m&s to buy canned cocktails then going to drink myself into a stupor
genuinely fucking raging after seeing that
>>221166861network railcard covers the southeastyou can only use it after 10am though
>>221166958Seeing what?
Right, it's time to get serious. No more spaffing disposable income on fun stuff. I need to get out of this newly purchased first home.19k paid in mortgage repayments so far. If I were to magically sell the house now at a 20k profit that's almost 40k in equity.If I sell in a few years time that's even more equity. Strictly save any disposable income during that time, that's a chunky deposit on a better house and I can escape.Just need to ride this place out for another few years. I can do this.
>>221166881wouldnt say the high streets around here are dying i would say we need a bowling alley or an arcade because there is nothing to do but drink or go to the cinema
>>221166998Mate no one’s arsed
>>221167004this isn't really a contradiction because you can be nice to someone without wanting to shag them
>>221166998boring bastardometer pinging very loudly at this post
girl i like confirmed to me last night she's datingsomeone else after turnign me downit's ogrelads
>>221166666think it's because bethesda games are really bad by themselves and need mods to actually be great so the coom stuff came as a result of that no one says "if you want to love witcher you have to mod it" like oblivion/skyrim
going to make some scrambled eggy weggies
>>221167046Well, promoting one societal order through words and then rewarding the exact opposite through action is actually a contradiction
>>221167046reddit post
If I can completely reinvent my body, face and mind, then I'll be unstoppable
2k credit card debt8k car finance balloon payment in 2-3 years.That's all my debt. That's not too bad is it? Could be a lot worse
israel kills a child every 30 minutes
>>221167085yeah i suppose you're right actually
>>221167141I have 10k student loans, but you don't really have to pay them back.
need to marry a very old rich woman, stick around for 5 or so years, get the £5mil+ inheritance, stick it in an ETF and retire lads
>>221167150We don't know what they're building yet, don't be so judgemental
>>221166841No you wouldn't. You think you would but you wouldn't
>>221167165yeah, theyre shit
>>221167188
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