sweden edition
rorke on his first shift at aldi
hej
thread links don't preview on my phone today wtf has hapoened?plays right into the hands of the old thread linker
>>221182265just not how people talk is it bizarre
never used chatgpt and never will
https://youtu.be/_MXcL1F3OMs?si=-Xq0i5PTTtKMajz4
>>221182265Loooool
>'Pretend patriotism': Row erupts after Reform council spends £12,000 transforming roundabout into St George's flag
Poo is my passion. I dream poo. I think poo. I eat poo. I live poo.
>>221182274
>>221182265based old man
>>221182296very brave of you
mental how sleepy i am
yes box here we are in britthreaden
>>221182255Why is the girl on the right looking upwards in that...particular way?
>Italy's FM Tajani called Iran's Araghchi this week and delivered 2 messages in the same conversation.the Italian fella has an Iranian-sounding surname, and the Iranian fella has an Italian-sounding surnamemad that
couldnt you be out having fun and not be here acting like a mong
just sneezed twice
>>221182344maybe she saw something on the ceiling
>>221182342
i'm based, trad, and redpilled
>>221182307bbbbut doge
Food for thoughtbut it's actual food (you can think about food)
>>221182363kingen
>>221182342I want to shag Swedish zoomer girls
>>221182354https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBMN0i1t6nc
https://youtu.be/b8g_j5y2OK4?si=oH3g3m11RlO1YY-z
>>221182385i want to give them my abus
any kent man in
.
*subscribes to the sudan times*
bins go out tonight
>>221182430garden of england pilled
>>221182437Sausage pretzel?
me on the right
pooing up a storm
>>221182452not a garden when you live in medway
fawn wants attention
They had to shut down Spirit airlines because it was haunted and they couldn't keep paying for exorcists on every plane.
>>221182430i was in dartford once
You know what? Maybe calling criticism of the Israeli government as "antisemitic" and conflating their actions with jewishness will incorrectly cause people to attack regular Jews for the actions of the Israeli government
>>221182479gay little faggot horse <3
>>221182492new cleanwithbea up
you odious little gremlin
The Jews control Israel
>>221182486>7/10 milf mommy driven to insanity by denied lust by thisHm something off about this
>>221182500my dad is from therehe was showing me it a few years ago and it was all black and brown people and it deeply saddened me
sausage pretzel
>>221182542white women crave BIG NEPALI COCK
>>221182531*scuttles away*
>>221182574shove it up your arse you vile creature
You know how good it feels to be british? We are the best humans on earth. British history is unbeaten. British people discovered the most advanced technologies in history. We as a population conquered an large portion of the world, and forged nations into extremely powerful empires. The will and the wit of the briton is unbeaten, and will never be beaten. We're in a rough patch in history because of underhanded strategies that are propagated by greedy cowardly men who seek power and wealth. The current crop of ruling elite are extremely feeble, weak men who sided with a highly destructive, evil force. They don't hold a candle to britons however. Their comeuppance is nigh.The way the british mobilised on a dime collectively to rival the biggest, most efficient war machine the world has seen and defeat them through grit, determination and guile is nothing short of sensational. Whilst the soviets threw millions of bodies into the meat grinder, the british developed the most advanced technologies and outwitted their rival at every bend. And what did it lead to? Deception, into self destruction. It isn't over, far from it. As long as we have british people, the world has hope. The blend of celtic and anglo saxon genes will never be beaten. We are the most advanced humans this earth has and will ever see.
>>221182587only decent anime since death note
>>221182582cute doggies
>>221182564i was there maybe 8 years ago. it was probably 50/50 wogs/brits then
Where the fuck is everyone lately? I'm starting to think I'm literally talking to myself and you're bots
the humble yet esteemed sausage pretzel
Try this rorke
Had a lovely sandwich for tea and then read some books on my Kindle and then read some mangaAll the while piehead was sat on /Brit/ raging about me lmao.
>>221182504Read Beyond Chutzpah by Norman Finkelstein. In it he writes about the founding of the Israel First movement in the USA, and exposes the jews that concocted the first attempt at labeling critics of Israel as antisemites.
kemi badenoch could get it
>>221182628Well thats piehead done then isn't it
>>221182645
this guy is a freak
>>221182623We used to just smoke fagsWe used to be a proper country
fake EW post from pieheadit's not a real trip, all of it is typed in the namefield
>>221182630>Norman Finkelsteinthe self-hating jew who lost a debate against destiny? yhe "political philosopher" who resorted to personal attacks because he was outsmarted by a streamer?
>>221182628Rugby Granger
are piehead and the parasite the same person?
Dadberg was arguing on the phone with unclestein about the Iran war. Not like heated arguing but friendly arguing. Dadberg is redpilled on jews. Unclestein is a Fox News boomer neocon.Dadberg is also a Fox News boomer but he's not into the Jew thing.
>>221182693no one has ever lost a debate against destiny
alright guys doing a big poo out my willy
>>221182693
>>221182731
>>221182693can just tell you're a fat smelly tranny for caring about destiny debates lmao
>>221182527made me look
>>221182734is that a poo pretzel
>>221182731Fuck off piehead you freak
>>221182758sausage pretzel
>>221182731https://voca.ro/1oQbw1LrDrTN
finbar tipping his deliveroo driver 50% and then punching a wall when he realizes it's a white man
genuinely think my mum might’ve cheated on my dad he’s 6’5 and wide frame I’m 5’9 pussyhole
piescream
>>221182779scream
>>221182237i love sweden
>>221182792why would she cheat with a manlet? you probably just got the frame genes from her side
>>221182237
WHERE IS EVERYONE
I developed a fixation on pantyhose as a very young boy for mostly textural and sensory reasons, and that was the small erotic seed that eventually escalated into full blown gender issues as I developed and interacted with the external world over time (especially the influence of futanari and trans porn when I was a young boy with a dialup connection in the 90s).
>>221182823
>>221182823didnt ask
>>221182819lol only just noticed marlon brando shopped in the floor
>>221182822That's a fuckin bloke isn't it just can't trust anything anymore can you
ive grown tired of this fucking placeyoure all fucking cunts im sick of it
>>221182821wanking
>>221182842did a poo like that earlier
>>221182849no she's a trans woman
>>221182693Destiny is so pathetic he had to bring his tablet to the debate and kept going to Wikipedia for answers. Norman later said that he agreed to debate Bennie Morris only, but that Lex Fridman's manager kept telling him that he had to debate destiny. Finkelstein was flabbergasted that he was being asked to debate some smelly looking basement dweller instead of an academic like he is. He agreed to the debate on the grounds that Benny Morris would be there, as Morris is at least an academic with experience in the subject. Finkelstein later found out that destiny was being paid by the government of Israel.
>>221182866Bloke
>>221182823ok well thanks for letting us know
Feeling uplifted and spiritually renewed
>>221182873Why do people use the soviet flag for wokeism when trannies and gays would have been gassed in soviet times and Putin today hates the gays and trannies
>>221182850where will you go?what will you do?
>>221182866bloke in a dress
thinking about my pasta that i'm going to have tomorrow with my purple broccoli
>>221182866stale gimmick
>>221182906No one ever accused trannies of having a coherent worldview.
>>221182906not really relevant is itthey still love communism
>>221182886Kiss me
Csnt wait for millennials to die. Cringe fucking bastards
My willy is looking massive atm
>>221182919>my purple broccolithink you can get a cream from the doctor to sort that
ktim
>>221182919had some purple broccoli the other day. it doesn't stay purple after it's cooked
>>221182955Clean shaven and bone pressing like your life depends on it, is it?
>>221182941get fucked zoomie i watched the hangover today and i’m gonna watch road trip tomorrow and they ARE funny and your TROONSLOP is not
>>221182976fosyeg
>>221182966does if you sautee it
>>221182967Hey fuck you!
thr parasite
>>221183023scream
>>221182916do myself in because im sick of it
wheres the yellow onethink he had a melty and called me fat earlier off-flag
>>221182967Nah>>221183023Kongomats!
Sir Sex Haver
My mum tried to kill me when I was a baby and ended up getting sectioned
>>221183082That means you are a carrier of defective genes and should be purged from the gene pool.
>>221183023they got downies in africathought they just smashed them dead when they were born because htey thought they had evil vibes or something
>>221182731>>221182760roar
>>221183082not on that
>>221183082Used to know a guy whose mum threw him off a bridge when he was a kid, he became a drug addict
>>221182962why is the lady spraying mayonnaise from her hoo-haa
Do you think Israelis wear powdered wigs and riding breeches and prance about Israel calling themselves white? The way clueless burger mutts and zogged brits foam at the mouth accusing israels critics of being brown, while in Israel they speak of white European people as pigs and cows only useful as slaves.
>>221183082id have dunked you like a basketball and shattered the backboard
>>221183122FOY
Sir Not Tonight
mental how one of you lads probably lives in torquay
dadberg in a drunken stupor keeps pissing all over the bathroom floor like a cat
>>221183097no that's the albinos
>>221183097I think some cultures see them as connected to the spirit world and make them shamans and shit
>>221183095Im well aware
>>221183140
why is youtube search so bad
Oh my RorkePost and seeThe gimmick rising from the generalNature's miracle once moreWill light the 'logBut this threadIs not for those freaksStill lost inAn old dead gimmickWon't you help Rorke to believeThat they will seeA threadA brighter threadWhen all the schizosWill fade awayThat day I'll cryThat I believeThat I believe
>>221183131FOJ
>>221183173
Rubbing my nipples with my bellend
well then. that's rorke blacked up the arse isn't it.
>>221183151its all umbungo to me
Yet to hear of a foreigner who can speak English so well that they are mistaken as a native Brit they simply do not exist. Even the amazing ones who are 1 in a millions still can’t
>>221183208the wretched little j** can only think in terms of punishing white people with black people. your head in the noose sire.
>>221183230there are a few that got sent here to boarding schools when they were kids and spent like 10 years surrounded by proper English people so they have completely natural accents but that's kinda cheating isn't it
Got some fucking megawasp in the bedroomSleeping in the car tonight
>>221183116just things women do isnt it? i wouldn't no being an incel virgin freak
>>221183260Yep, doesn’t count
Omar Majed, 19, has been charged over the bomb hoax at Peter Kay’s gig last night
grave man aughhhhhhhhh
>>221183278Least obvious false flag
Dogberg curled up under my arse
>>221183278ogarlic mabread
>>221183278Garlic Majed
>>221183284creepin thru the woods O_O
Licking my nipples after they've been rubbed by my bellend>>221183313Moltisanti coded
>>221183313ready to receive his late night snack
>>221183278remigration now
when I was a kid I used to think only London had double decker buses
got the cock cage on again
>>221183347don’t get this fetish
>>221183346a tour company here bought an old london bus and painted it pink
might sleep on the floor tonight. i deserve it
This guy is playing Jesus in new The Resurrection of Jesus Christ by Mel GibsonI don’t like it Jesus should have Middle Eastern features
>>221183374the japanese do it
>>221183376maybe he got his looks from his dad
2000 people for division fucking 10we're a bunch of mad cunts lads aye
/r/london wanking themselves off over teh wanksey stantute
>>221183407nice to see thislocal football should not die
its actually insane that we're a minority in our own capital
Did the unpaid man kick the ball?
>>221183396kek
>>221183411did a flag cover your eyes while you were typing this
>>221183407division 10? wahts that, school PE level?
>>221183407>>221183414Rorke gearing up to make 'overpaid black millionaire' comments right now
>>22118340790% of them are 13 year olds, probably waiting for the pitch to be free
shag rorke up his arrse
>>221183376mogger
>>221183429this isn’t a way to live
>>221183407I am seriously jealous of the English football system and how alive it is down to the lowest tiers
>had an active manager taking care of my stocks for the last 4 years>just read that plunging it into the FTSE/S&P 500 will beat active management 80-90% of the timefuck me reckon I should pull it all out and dump it in vanguard then I supposethat's what you lads do, aye?
Would never be shagged up the arse, imagine all the poo and blood from it, disgusting
wish i bought a hand steamer instead of an iron
>>221183442?
https://youtu.be/zFzCHsIXDhE?si=saPUtzp5D7dzZqXz
>>221183456it only bleeds the first 5-10 times
>>221183450>reckon I should pull it all out and dump it in vanguard then I suppose>that's what you lads do, aye?yes hat is what i do
>>221183448How far down do you have to go for leagues to be televised in Sweden? Next week DAZN is broadcasting the Division 6 playoff finals (at Div 6 North and South England is split) Div 7 has never been on TV though
feed rorke the bottom diet and give him an enema then lube him up and shag him up the arse
guys please can you all come back from the pub/club shagging women please come back to /brit/ it’s so boring and dead in here!!!!
Toil is the only place I don't feel suicidal
How many beznos do you need to take before you dieWould quite like to pass away peacefully after having a drink
>>221183422even Berlin manages to still be like 70% GermanStockholm is 65% SwedishOslo is 65% Norwegianand London is only 36% English????
>>221183510fwuark
>>221183503no you wouldn’t believe me
>>22118352010? 20?
>>221183503It's not a good drug for that. Overdose is common, death rare.
>>221183517English people are weak.They will throw up excuses like 'the jews! the irish diaspora!But they are just so, so weak.
Lisa meeds braces
>>221183537Fucking shit, would just like some pills to take and slip slowly into unconscious bliss
my chainsaw go rahhhh when it hits yahhh
>>221183544england especially but all of western europe is godless and suicidal
they remade man on fireFed up of thisnfucking woke bollocks
could be the jews though, have we checked if that's the case?seems we're discounting options on a whim
Lisa sneeds brace
>>221183573bakerpoo line
>>221183558You have to combine benzos with alc or opioids to really od. I've done both.
>>221183478Well, the top two divisions are televised but nearly fully requires a paid subscription, lower divisions can be viewed through newspapers' streaming services or similar and lower than that nearly all teams have guys filming the games and streaming them through different platforms.
>>221183567Let's not shift the goalposts.England specifically is the only nation in Europe where its 3 largest cities by population are minority native.English people, you in this thread, did nothing to stop this.
>>221183597How much alcohol and how many benzos?
>>221183562did u listen to some sematary?did u like it?
>>221183573I remember I vomited everywhere on a London tube station on one random Thursday night and don't even want to think about the possibility that someone recorded it and posted it to some social media sitewhy the obsession with humiliating peopleI don't get it
might do something really gay
>>221183609what about france? it’s pretty blacked there y’all
I’d like to purchase Summa contra gentiles but I also don’t want to spend £20+ on a book
finbar stinking up the thread with his gay shite again
>>221183613Never you mind. Not helping you kill yourself.
the trannards have been posted
>>221183631not really news is it
>>221183636You ran away from England lol
>>221183631kiss me?
>>221183614unfortunately......................................ʸʰ
pnmis poo
>>221183667good lad xx
>>221183599what division is the best team from here in?
>Brussels is only 23% ethnically Belgianphew. proud we're not doing the worst here.
how can I thank a mod personally for not banning me and instead giving me a warning i would like to thank them because that was really kind of them
>>221183376there's probably a levantine man somewhere that looks similar to thisbigger issue is he's too handsome
finbar x piecord double meltiy
hungry
Inglan is a bitchInglan is a bitchw'en mi jus' come to Landan tounmi use to work pan di andahgrounbut workin' pan di andahgrouny'u don't get fi know your way aroun'Inglan is a bitchdere's no escapin itInglan is a bitchdere's no runnin' whey fram itmi get a lickle jab in a big 'otellan' aftah a while, mi woz doin' quite welldem staat mi aaf as a dish-washahbut w'en mi tek a stack, mi noh tun clackwatchah!Inglan is a bitchdere's no escapin itInglan is a bitchnoh baddah try fi hide fram itw'en em gi'you di lickle wage packitfus dem rab it wid dem big tax rackity'u haffi struggle fi meek en's meetan' w'en y'u goh a y'u bed y'u jus' cant sleepInglan is a bitchdere's no escapin itInglan is a bitch fi truea noh lie mi a tell, a truemi use to work dig ditch w'en it cowl noh bitchmi did strang like a mule, but, bwoy, mi did foolden awftah a while mi jus' stap dhu ovahtimeden aftah a while mi jus' phu dung mi toolInglan is a bitchdere's no escapin itInglan is a bitchy'u haffi know how fi suvvive in itwell mi dhu day wok an' mi duh nite wokmi duh clean wok an' mi duh dutty wokdem seh dat black man is very lazybut it y'u si mi wok y'u woulda sey mi crazyInglan is a bitchdere's no escapin itInglan is a bitchy'u bettah face up to itdem have a lickle facktri up inna Bracklyinna disya facktri all dem dhu is pack crackryfi di laas fifteen years dem get mi laybahnow awftah fiteen years mi fall out a fayvahInglan is a bitchdere's no escapin itInglan is a bitchdere's no runnin' whey fram itmi know dem have work, work in abundantyet still, dem mek mi redundantnow, at fifty-five mi gettin' quite ol'yet still, dem sen' mi fi goh draw doleInglan is a bitchdere's no escapin itInglan is a bitchis whey wi a goh dhu 'bout it?
>>221183689Um
>>221183685hungry for penis *rapes you*
>mate's middle class as fuck>has that slightly nasal voice that poshos love having>his mum's the same>in her late middle age (50s, maybe early 60s) she's become a complete kleptomaniac>even though they can afford literally everything she stealsweird that lads aye?even though crime is a male thing I've heard women particularly love that viceI don't get it if you can afford it though
>>221183626don't shit on the floor don't get posted online simple as
Fit Welsh women
>>221183685
Hey did you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgyMoaujkg0
>>221183715that fat fuck!
>>221183689YES
>>221183689What the HELL
>>221183675Piteå IF play in Ettan which is the third division
if a woman doesnt have hair on her armpits, vagina and anus im not interested
>>221183704its not about the thing, its the rush of stealing it
>>221183715
>>221183727my team signed some retarded nigga from hammarby for about 6 million euros and it not right x
lelgium lmao
put some food out for this little fella, all skin and bones so he is
>>221183725Twas a tomboy girl getting rough fucked. They love it
>>221183704All for the fun of it innit
the MOST beautiful woman in the world is RITA from DEXTER tv show, she is the most gorgeous pretty woman I’ve ever seen I love her
>>221183768was it you who was mean to me earlier
>>221183720saw a tribute cover of them in the old triangle ale house <3best night of my life <3
rorke's graph that explains how Grant Shapps is more of a foreigner and a wog than James Cleverly is
>>221183780no I woke up at 5pm and was out at my gran's until about 10 and I've been on minecraft sincewhy what was said
>>221183782that's not the metal venue here
also as far as I'm concerned we're ok and anything between us is just jokes
fed up of this fucking wokegpt being woke at every opportunity no fun at all
why would she choose that for an album cover
>>221182493Hauntings don't happen. Ghosts and demons don't exist.
Penis
nigga having religious debates with an autocomplete
>>221183831
>>221183834Thread's nearly over but you win the prize for most autistic poster
>>221183815I've seen this video. Doesn't look bad for a tranny
>>221183815is that a bloke mid ejaculation?
>>221183851s
>>221183864*trans woman
>>221183803oooh~
>>221182805Rorke wants to deport THIS?!
>>221183851It’s the smartest thing I. The world apparent so why wouldn’t you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKUZBktYaYA
>>221183834Just not true
um don't post blokes wanking yeah?
right well
>>221183834mikey saw one
>>221183862I'm not autistic, and my post does not display any signs of autism.
Right well
>>221183834Every society since the dawn of man has had some sort refrence to ghosts.
you're telling me that webm is a petal cloudy gray girl lp (store exclusive) for £29.99 only available in United Kingdom, Ireland. Release date: 31 July, 2026 Limited to 4 per customer.?
pumpkin
I BELIVE IN MIRACLES
>>221183938gp
>>221183919Do you think magic exists? Do you think the sun orbits the Earth just because humans used to think it did?
swamp pumpkin speaki
He was gay, the gay boy?
it raining
>>221183834proof?
>>221183991fucking chuds
>>221183947If I saw you IRL I would make you understand the petulant little runt you really are.
>>221184009You ever come across a demon or ghost? No you haven't.
>>221183746Kek
>>221184022You're posting on a notorious incel website. You're not the big guy you think you are.
>>221184035i haven't come across a lot of real things
Bit of me this
>>221183991>takes the crownthey're calling him a queen
why is the /bant/ catalog always spammed
>>221184022you'd do fucking nothing
>>221184067Looks tasty>>221184053>>221184075The guy is a fucking nob though
https://voca.ro/1kou3KU8M9WtI recorded this for you guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUmdWdEgHgk
>>221184144sounds feminine
watching the horsies
fellas... the post count...
Rinsing my arsehole
Oh, my /brit/Is changin' every dayIn every possible wayAnd oh, my threadsIt's never quite as it seemsNever quite as it seems
i arent making it
>>221184171Probably why I have a vagina then sint it
OPEN THE FUCKING NEW YOU CRAZY BASTARDS OR YOU'LL BE LIVING IN BUMPLIMIT
>>221184239>>221184239
>>>/d/11503756>>>/d/11503756>>>/d/11503756
Bongs gone wild
This is our lives on holiday