Chuggaaconroy edition
>>221188818I thought that was a photo of me for a second.
>>221188818big AND stinky?
>>221188818For me it's Lucahjin
>>221188846that's not actually her is it
>>221188846Imagine being a 50 year old woman and still posing for thirst-traps on the internet. Grim.
morning lads, up nice and earlyx
Cancelled my gym membership 1 month early to avoid paying for an additional month I don’t need.“Actually sir our gym extends 2 months from cancellation date” Wow
>>221188855It is>>221188860Don't care
going back to sleep, see you soonz
why is chuggaconroy being talked about I havent thought about that nigga in 15 years
>>221188878Because he is the KING of gaming Youtube.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndygLT3NbMw
>>221188862they've done you
the new ink
>>221188862consumer rights in america are insaneit's crazy how you can't cancel memberships or return thingshere if a business tries anything i just call the bank directly and ask for the money back
Watching from my tunnel as my neighbors drive off to fill up at $4.25 a gallon (i'll be siphoning it away bit by bit in the night)
>>221188870holy moly
>>221188907AI sloppin' it
woke up and drinking the leftover whiskey from last night
Good morning team. Had about 3-4 hours sleep I'd estimate. Not feeling too bad. Had some bananas and a glass of water for breakfast team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56Q4ZpYYYjkde lads
>>221188818Emiliano Rodolfo Rosales-Birou
no way she's 50
>>221188942waste not want not
>>221188931mental how cheap that is
>>221188960my god he has some sort of demonic familiar on his table there
>>221188965>Reese Wheeler (born: November 21, 1976 [age 49]), better known online as Lucahjin, LucahVA or simply Lucah, is a Canadian gaming YouTuber and VTuber on Twitch. She is best known for her early Let's Play content on YouTube, risqué humor, appearences on the collaborative gaming channel TheRunawayGuys, and live streams on multiple platforms.
>>221188995crazy
>>221188980That's Ganondorf you fucking plebeian retard.
brot
did some arms at gymtoil
There are 150 stabbings per day in the UK. The system mostly makes excuses for them and refuses to punish the culprits. But occasionally, a member of the Chosen people becomes part of the statistic and it leads to unprecedented state activism. But always racially reduced, more white British money to provide protection to Jews even as white British people are attacked with impunity.
>>221188995Probably lied about her age when signing up for her stupid youtube channel with her stupid mouseclicker, that's what I think. She lied and now she has to keep the lie up for the rest of her life. Pity.
>>221189011i don't watch harry potter sorry
>>221189025You are extremely mentally ill.
>>221189025can you make employed woman a man like he is in real life
>>221189025The lads
>>221189029i will wet you up senpai
American movies and tv shows keep casting their movies like it's still an 85% white, 15% black country. They just ignore that 40-50% of the country is now Mesoamericans, Indians, Asians, etc. UK movies and shows on the other hand show diversity very accurately. There's always Nigerian, Indian, Pakistani, Eastern European, etc characters.Since most white Americans today live far away from major cities and population centers you can see how people get the idea that Europe is less white than America: they see it in their movies.
>There are 150 stabbings per day in the UK. The system mostly makes excuses for them and refuses to punish the culprits. But occasionally, a member of the Chosen people becomes part of the statistic and it leads to unprecedented state activism. But always racially reduced, more white British money to provide protection to Jews even as white British people are attacked with impunity.
>>221189055screaming
>>221189055fucking hell there's a face i've not seen in a while
>>221188995never heard of her but love a good gilf wank
mad how proximity can make you think completely average women are incredibly fit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfyNlISf_No
>>221189033>>221189036>>221189044I dont even know whats going on, I told it to draw you guys based on your couple last threads. Dont know why there's a midget in tehre holding a gas tank and a map. kek
>>221189075proximity as in being around them frequently?
A young girl carrying an airsoft gun to defend her food from the local monkeysLop buri, Thailand
watched gran torino and million dollar baby last night on a clint eastwood bingecan't remember much of either movie except clint eastwood calling some black people "spooks" i was drunk
need a gaijin hunter gf
>>221189077kek love this guy, got the entire internet wrapped around his little finger
>>221189088Imagine making yourself a slave of this smelly brown cunt all because you think "AI is le based!!!"
>>221189092yh x
>>221189077lmao bro got his friends involved looks like a fun crew desu
>>221189106Oh shut it
>>221189108>3. Rape someone outside of Islam that's just not on is it
>>221189106shut up you boring bastard
>>221189075ktim KTIM!!!!i'm actually in love with the colleague who sits next to me even though she's averagei am so in love with her i regularly take sneaky photos of her at work and wank to them when i get home
>>221189025me in the poo shirt
MOFCOM just invoked the blocking statute for the first time, ordering all firms not to recognise, enforce, or comply with US sanctions imposed under EO 13902 & 13846 targeting 5 Chinese teapot refineries for their involvement in Iranian oil transactions.
juts woked up
>>221189108does this biomass fragment realize he's revealing their instinct is "r*pe"
>>221189118That's not what he said
>shut up you boring bastard
>>221189128sc and ktim
both google and microsoft have an indian ceo now
>>221189136what do you care what he said, mahmoud
>>221189132Good morning!
>>221189107yeah I probably overrate the girls I work with a little bit although my supervisor is objectively stunning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5rLz5AZBIA
>>221189132who's juts
Finally got the chance to ask the biggest guy in the gym what he's always listening to to get so hyped up and he said "ork music"
>>221189136it's implied
>>221189164outrageous cringe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25LBTSUEU0A
>>221189172That's not what exercise means
>>221189137watching this vid in the original language, why is it in their language they use so many english words as if their own doesnt have the terms for them
>>221189185it's in the subtext
I'll be languishing in a becalmed catamaran around the Oceanic Pole of Inaccessibility (48°52.6′S123°23.6′W) next Wednesday. DM if you're in the neighborhood and want to meet up.
>>221189108why do people censor the word rape when it's very clearly the word rape when with a letter removed so surely you'd still get triggered by seeing it if you're the type of fragile wetwipe that gets triggered by words
incredible workhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1777784882214544.mp4
>>221189133doesn't everyone have r*pe thoughts? not actually do it but have you not ever thought "i would like to fuck her (non-consentually because she would never consent to having sex with me, an ugly incel)
>>221189195kek
>>221189200nah im not a freak you see
>>221189200no
Im being stalked by a completely decentralized mosaic of individual actors
>>221189226ktim
>>221189200i would like to fuck [woman who would never fuck me in reality] isn't a rape thought, it's fantasizing about consentual sexif you're fantasizing about her saying no and then raping her there's something wrong with you
First military art of the Iran War seen drawn by a U.S. Servicemember on the wall of a concrete shelter at Muwaffaq Salti Air Base in Jordan, recording around 77-85 Iranian drone and missile attacks against the base between February 28 and March 19, 2026.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgM3r8xKfGEZoomers will never know how KINO the early 2010s were.
>>221189269um yeah we do that's when we were kids
China's move to completely ban porn seems to have produced two noteworthy social consequences. One, a massive growth of lightly clad e-thot streamers (very bad). Two, making Chinese gooners feel like they are cool buccanners and rebels rather than passive consumers (very funny)
>>221189277Nah, you were shitting in your nappies at that time, you do not remember jack shit.
Seeing a whole lot of recycled posts lately, really uninteresting ones too
>>221189287i was 8 years old in 2010 do you think i don't know who flo rida is man come on
>>221189287I remember getting the ps3 for Christmas 2010 and staying up all night playing CoD Black Ops 1
>>221189302>i was 8 years old in 2010Yeah, exactly. Pant-shitter. Go fuck yourself.
>>221189309raging at a 24 year old for no reason
>>221189312"People" born after the year 2000 are subhumans and need to be killed en-masse.
blud is 24 years old
>>221189318right calm down will you
>>221189108plot twist: he actually means "rope thoughts" and is helping save people from suicide
got the sausages on
>>221189323
chicanerychicanochicano-ery
>>221189318t. Born 31st of December 1999
millions of ameriKKKans will be packing into a place like this to worship israel today
Favourite song from them?
today might be the least hyped man utd vs liverpool fixture of all time
Kek, they really do be like this.
>>221189364
they're closing the place i work at by the end of next year lads
>>221189388what are you gonna do
>>221189388they're shutting down the chevy factory?
would quite like to have sex with a non white women
>>221189411he's in the US not mexico
>>221189414think this basically every time i see one
>>221189407will have to look for a new job i reckon
America’s disposable vape is blinking zero but we keeping charging it and hitting it.
i dreamt about her again...
>>221188895GOOD he deserves it
haven't followed the footy in years. had no idea tottenham was doing shit
don't like spyshate the james bond and mission impossible movies me
>>221189485hate james bond cos he's an evil misogynist
>>221189414only non-white girls I find attractive are lightskinned mixed race black girls with big curly hair or japsalso latinas but let's face it they're basically white
>>221189446weird that I've never had a dream about the toilfu despite her regularly being on my mind
smoking and vaping is grimjust get a pouch in your lip and call it a day
The gap between Secretariat and the 2nd greatest race horse to ever live is about as wide as the gap between Secretariat and the horse that came in second at the Belmont Stakes that year.
i'm the secretariat of /brit/ posters
>>221189419shutting down the your mom fucks every dude factory?
you can crush usyou can bruise usbut you'll have to answer tooooooh, the guns of Brixton
>>221189526i like grey horses
don't like going outside really :/
might change the bedsheets todaythen again, might not
>>221189529send me your cum, I will breed the best yank /brit/ poster in 20 years
Just like meThey long to beClose to you
>wasted several good posts on an old unbumpabl breadingtonyeh propa bogglin diss
Can you help us find Maraia?Maraia, aged 13, was last seen in Cranebrook on Thursday 30 April 2026.
this aggression will not stand, man
>>221189645was that really the best photo her parents had of her
>>221189656POV: you're getting kidnapped
going to bed x
>>221189704gaynight
>>221189733x
scrambled egge on toast for 'kfast
can someone explain to me why i can't fucking buy alcohol at 7am?just been to TWO off licences and they said they can't serve alcohol before 9 what the fuck? why can't i drink???
I am less than sober and listening to a kick ass British 80s metal band called Grim Reaper who sing a delightful song called See You In Hell. Great choon that.
>>221189779what percentage of your posts are about emma? also do you post on any other thread on 4chan?
>>221189656have you tried getting pics of 13 year old girls mate (in a non perv way). they're always gonna try to hide or give you some death stare
i have £1.50 looking for a can of strongest alcohol at 7 am mission impossible especially because no shops serve at this time
>>221189775because it's 7 o'clock in the morning you pathetic alkie
gonna scab a cigarette as welljust need to down a can have a smoke then go back to bed
>>221189808Our stores begin selling booze slop at 6 am. In Vegas you can drink 24 hrs
>>221189811what is this law preventing you daft cunt?do you think alcoholism is solved by not serving before 9am?
>>221189795fair point, I remember sisterwitz being like that at that age. It's probably even worse now that they're all glued to phones, feel sorry for all the modern dadbergs
>>221189829I guess the idea is you'll sober up by then and maybe don't feel like drinking any more
>>221189795>have you tried getting pics of 13 year old girlsno
>>221189846ah yes i'm gonna sober up, gain a clue, and sort my life out because of a 2 hour gap in drinkingkin el the people that write laws have no fucking idea what it's like
>>221189795Young teens take a million selfies a day for their social media
>have you tried getting pics of 13 year old girls'
>>221189779only just dawned on me that one of my colleagues has a noticeable resemblance to are Emma
finna watch the iron lady ladsis it accurate? i know are tim was in it
carol penelope wank on the cards
>>221188818Blast from the past, hope he's doing well
>>221189879sad cunt
>>221189879dunno
>>221189863selfies are carefully staged with optimal lighting, framing, filters etc. They don't like it when mum comes up and snaps a picture of them out of nowhere
long comfy Sunday morning poo coming up
>>221189108He's a good lad who's self aware and improving himself, that's based
the point is her parents didn't have a better picture, but there would've been loads on her social media
>>221189879probably not. she was an incredible woman and the actress playing her is not attractive enough
might put paprika in the eggs, that seems like a good thing to do
Couldn't imagine not loving pork
>>221189989luv me pork but not a fan of the sugary sauce slopped all over it
>>221190015I know it's probably horrible for me but i love it. BBQ sauce thouroughly American and so delicious on pork ribs. What do you sauce your ribs with mate?
>>221189963are yellow and green peppers also paprika when ground?
>>221190042I've never prepared ribs myself, British BBQ consists of overcooked sausages, chicken legs and the occasional corn on the cob and that's about it
>>221190062I read that Prince Philip fancied himself a grill master and would grill rack of lamb and various meats. Ig barbecuing isn't as much a part of British culture as American.
>>221190057don't think so
True dat, I thought you knew dat
>>221190076to be honest I don't really like any sauces anyway, so I have quite a biased attitude. I don't even like ketchup. Only one in my fridge right now is salad cream because I like it on chips and fried foods
bitches be shopping
>>221190112I've seen salad cream from Britain, i think Heinz is the brand. From that i gather it's like a mayo/mustard mix incl dill? I've never tasted it.
just shagged a poo
>Gen-Z 80% white British >Gen-A 65% white British >Gen-B 45% white British Minder that statistically any children you have will have a 65% chance of marrying a foreignerYou lost
>>221190162You won?
>>221190170Yes I'm Jewish
>>221190170Termites celebrating the house collapsing on them.
i'm sick
>>221190191Northern Europe needs African genes to survive climate change
listening to Heavy Metal
never thought i'd become a slave to brandberg but who am i gonna buy shoes from? Nike and Addidas or KTKXNP from amazon?
>have you tried getting pics of 13 year old girls
>>221190199See if they can swim. Throw them in the ocean.
>>221190136the dominant flavour is vinegar, it's like a sharp mayo kinda similar to thousand island
>>221190177NiceI've got some Ashkenazi ancestry but not enough to be recognised as a Jew
>>221190222This ain't gone unblack you're future wife
>>221190162actually I won because I have no desire to have childrenonly winning move is not to play
>>221189989i'm not allowed to eat pork
>>221190230Oh thanks yeah that's nothing like the flavor profile I'd expected.
Becoming an honorary Chinese fella
>>221190245>Im not having daughters because they might be blackedCreepy post
>>221190237If we throw them all in the ocean it will :)
>>221190248For dietary reasons or?
>>221190288the missus is muslim
>>221190276>>221190162You are unwell
>>221190307You're letting her religion dictate what you eat? Id never go for that.
boss man legend!!!convinced the off licence to sell me a cheeky can even though its not 9amit going to be a good bank holiday
rorke imagining every woman he knows getting BLACKED
Everyone talks about demographic shift but no one mentions Pete Davidson impregnating a dozen women
>>221190307you're either lying or you're indianwhich is it?just admit it nobody will know it's an anonymous website
>>221190336Waheyyy
>>221190343childs life is already doomed
>>221190322a minor sacrifice for the love of a womandidn't eat much pork before and it's healthier anyway>>221190354neither
>>221190322t. never had good pussyi'd literally stop eating altogether if it meant i could get a good shag
May the Third be with you x
chuckling imaging this guy on his knees on the pavement begging some 'jeet for a can of lager
life is kinda like that
>>221190341I do not do that you sicko. Keep your fetish to yourself
just downed the can cider standing outside the off licence other homeless people asking me for money lmao nobody carries cash these daysfeeling good ladsi love drinking
>>221190382And with you
Starting to think I may be too good for this place
>>221190371I've had good pussy and I still don't let women dictate what I fucking eateven put my foot down when gfberg tried to get me to grow a beard
>>221190369I'm southern, from a southern family. Forget that clap trap there's plenty of plenty of women out there that love pork. >>221190371It's over in 2 mins anyway Gout Gout.
>>221190388Free Palestine
The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun.
My most excellent pork ribs are half gone. I need to stop but it's so good
I'd use the loft more often if it wasn't for all the ghosts and spiders
>>221190481:(
>>221190481bro is gonna freeze to death :(
Local Spoons is open so I will go there for a pint or 7
off to see a film todaysummat to dobetter than sitting on my fat arse at home all day
my life is pretty bad but at least it's not drinking-in-Spoons-alone-at-8am-on-a-Sunday bad
installed adblockits ovwer
i don’t know why i drink I’ve never fucking woken up and gone “I’m so glad I got pissed last night” never
any severely addicted to pornography man in
fuming
>>221190481blud think he a dragon
its not right really
>>221190589nah addicted to weed instead
wish I could be witty like you lot
>>221190616I gave a clue earlier as to this
any straight gaymers in
might head for the shops in a moment
>>221190631He's serving cunt
anyone's else 4chan xt broke?videos arent showing information
it looms
>>221190690didnt see itdont know why the easiest one is marked as the hardest here
>>221190705ye
>>221190712not open here yet because we're all at church
Mousey is like Big Clive
That his new obsession yes?
>>221190777I wonder if anyone posts on 4chan from church
… shopping day so it’s all that is left - ho hum - picture of me wearing my excellent glasses watching f1 channel on my tv via sky stream in home …
>>221190737>>221190773it started working again for some reason
… breakfast time wearing my excellent glasses watching SNlLuk on sky one on my tv via sky stream in home …
what would you do if you were down at the pub with the lads and a mong like seasideMark tries to join your group and latch on?
>>221190814I want to see him railing Employed Woman's asshole in the care home. She's wearing a nurses outfit, dick flapping about while Timothy mates her
… I’m liking the battery app wearing my excellent glasses watching live dp world tour golf on sky sports golf on my tv via sky stream in home …
>>221190824earlier in the day webms weren't loading inline for me on mobiledunno if that's fixed as I don't have my phone on me
>>221190839batter fuck out him>>221190846I think Tim is too classy for her, she prefers grotty smell mongs like Mark
>>221190865I'm grotty and gross. Hmmm
I think I've only been to a pub for drinks on like 3 occasions in my entire life. I've never had sex, in case that was unclear.
>>221190881wanna go pub then maybe have a bum?
>>221190846
I want to try that beef drink you people always have at soccer matches
>>221190894No I'm straight although I admit all the gay men I have crossed paths with in my life have been very kind and polite to me. I must be emitting a powerful gay aura at all times. Or they're just nice people.
>>221190900That was fanfiction. Not real
>>221190913it's just watery gravy, if you have gravy granules in your house scoop some into a cup and add boiling water (which you'll presumably need to boil on the hob if you don't own a kettle)
sucking a cofveve
>>221190875As grotty as Mark.though?
>>221190705>>221190773I asked a girl who works at my local shop on a date who looks just like her, but she doesn't have dyed hair.
>>221190957good for you pal. We all deserve cute zoomer gfs
how can I learn tiktok dances lads
i'm a virgin but it doesn't seem like shagging would be worth doing with a condom on
Oops posted me will and boys
>>221190974It didn't work out sadly. We still chat every time I go in though.
low smv white bois really lose their minds over these flat boards
>>221190991can see your bits
>>221191044Yes and I'm saving that lol ty
>>221190773>>221190705why did she become a whore?
>>221191055:o
>>221191065yes, I would like to have sex with her
>>221191065I don't think she is "a whore" mate, she's engaged to what appears to be her high school sweetheart.
>>221191082she's a whore
>>221191101>covering up that much skinWhat a prude!
sucking a bum's wanker
>comments are turned off for this videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQOInEnZZgM
wanking a sucker's bum
>>221191044a tiny we woman built for my winy wee willy? yes please
>>221191101She looks hot
is it true that bad sex is better than no sex
>>221191154they're brainwashing you and you dont even realize it
>>221191165That's ok I'm basically an incel and this girl would never talk to me irl
richard dawkins just admitted to have cyber sex with claude
>>221191187lol what
>>221188846where is is from
at the end of the day I will quite happily watch adverts if they star cute zoomer women
>>221191203why else would a man call it claudia
>>221191040that must be soul crushinggetting friendzoned by a cashier
>>221191244Yo chill man!>>221191165This is closer to how she looks.
got my arse out
whenever I go to a place for lunch if it gets to the point where cashiers start recognising me then I have to stop going. There was a time when I was going to the same Greggs every day and the bird on the till kept incorrectly trying to pre-empt my order. Can't have any of that awkwardness so I never returned.
>>221191271Brother you have bad social anxiety. I recognize it because I have it too. Exactly what you've described.
>>221191291yes I'm quite mentally ill you see but it's too late to bother about fixing it now. I just need to wait another ~40 years and death will free me. Sooner if I end my own life.
>>221191271see this whore on tiktok a lot
Wouldnt mind a bit of breakfast, said Mr toad He rose out of bed to see what he could have from the larder. Yes, said Mr Toad, tiger bread toast, that shall do(I'm Mr Toad)
mr toad eating flies
>>221191291>>221191306I would love to meet you guys in person. I feel like I could fix you.
>>221191326mr smelly incel slug is having scrambled egg (I'm mr smelly incel slug)
>>221191318precisely why I don't have tiktok. I know for a fact I'd be sucked straight down the goonhole by the algorithm. For my own good I refuse to download it.>>221191345genuinely I'm too far gone mate I'm a bizarre creature
>>221191306Don't say that. You can overcome it. I accept that I'm awkward now and force my awkwardness onto others. But for years, if people became familiar enough with me to know my name or want to be friendly towards me, i would start avoiding them. So I avoided and avoided until i was shut in my room and never went outside. Now I go outside daily and make ppl hate me but it's better than sitting in my room.
>>221191345sounds like you're going to bum them
>>221191270dont you mean ass. FOLfuck off limey
>>221191364but it isnt really a goon hole there is nothing to goon to no nudity allowed
>>221191345Idk im pretty bad to be honest
was going to go to the park gym early today but it's rained so i will stay home x
>>221191378lol im honored loov
>>221191364I go to metal festivals. I'm very experienced with weirdos.>>221191375Whatever helps.
wish 4chan was just a bit more normal cant believe i have to choose between reading things from the most boring dull normies on social media and freaks on here
>>221189989>loving pork>bukkake’d in liquid sugar LOL
>>221191367kahteem!!
>>221191394get yourself down that soggy gym lad rain is no excuse you can't be knocking off workouts every time it rainsput some shorts on, a cap, and a pair of latex gloves so you can grip the bar
>>221191382>im pretty badThat's the spirit!
>>221191433nah im not even supposed to lift today. i was just going to get it done a day early
so this is it then /brit/ number 100000the last /brit/
>>221191442glad to go down with the ship with you all
you dont need latex gloves just for pull-ups and stuff lol cant imagine someone actually looking like they're in the kitchen cleaning at the park on a rainy evening
>>221191367>Now I go outside daily and make ppl hate me but it's better than sitting in my room.That's where I'm at too though. I have a job so I leave the house most days to attend it. But I don't have any sort of relationship with the people at my work. I just clock in, do my shift, then leave. Everyone hates me and thinks I'm weird (which I am).After work I'm glad to go back to my hermit hovel and sit on my computer giggling away with my /brit/ friends. The normie life of friends, activities, girlfriends and shagging isn't for me. I'm not cut out for all that.
>>221191399same
>>221191462may we see a webm of you doing 10 strict pullups on a wet metal bar sans gloves?I'll wait. No? Just all talk is it? Shut the fuck up then you clown.
youuuuuuuure here theres nothing i fear and i know that my heart will go on
>>221191463ktim but i know its not good and in like 15 years i will regret wasting my life and not even trying to improve
fuck sake mum moving to gabon
this cup of tea is shite. terrible start to the morning
>>221191367>>221191463At least you go outside. That's a start.
hi all how is everybody
new >>221191533
fuck off
>>221191478oh yeah let me just set everything up and do that just for a random cunt who wouldnt believe it was me regardless your grip will suffer a little bit but it's not an excuse to completely skip the workout. ive done plenty of pull-ups with sweaty grubby hands which is the same thing
