egirl edish
>>221191501far as I'm concerned I've already wasted my life though so I actually feel less bad about continuing to waste it as time goes on because I feel like my race is already ranin my mind I don't think other people are interested in becoming my friend or my girlfriend because I have a complete dearth of social experiences up to this point (30+ years old). Even if I go out there with the best of intentions, I have painted myself into a corner with my total lack of activity up to this point where I have become unredeemable.
>>221191547I'm getting this too, what's up with that?
in the 2000s and 2010s girls like this were everywhere. you'd see them in school and at shops and just walking aroundnow they dont need school or jobs because they just get a job as a streamer or OF "model" and make more money that wayhopefully AI waifus kill this and it can go back to normal
>>221191533>reused a photo posted about 10 minutes ago>shit photo anyway>boring editionreally not good mate fucking pack it in
another introvert who spent a lot of time indoors thinking he would be irredeemable to absolutely everybody because he didn't live his life like a film protagonist is it
garyseconomics just dropped x
>>221191562cant believe youve said this
>>221191559don't know, guess we're stuck on /int/ forever
Do you guys member when they said all over 4chan that buying GameStop stock was guaranteed money and we all bought some?Hehe, I surely do...
>>>/sp/154485264
>>221191577from a certain point of view, they were right
>>221191560>it can go back to normalgive your head a wobble if you think we're anywhere near a path to "going back to normal". We (society, the world) is very much on the path to crazytown. People can feel it in the air, no one really gives a shit because there's nothing the average man on the ground can do at this point but go along for the ride and observe.
makaveli surely has to die sometime soon, looks abysmal now
Got on The Doots - Light My Fire After listening to all of their albums front to back for weeks, I'm now just playing their hits on repeat. This cycle happens to me every time with all bands and artists
>>221191577i tried buying on the same day they cut people off from being able to trade it (and i think AMC was the same?) but i already had the money in my account so i bought some meme stock that people said was like Gamestop. It went up a good few percent in the first hour and i thought i was buzzing, but then it crashed and in the end i lost £2500.Expensive lesson learned. Now i just buy S&P500 based ETFs
>>221191616thats why i fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker
>>221191616>t. medici family
woah the fucken gays are gettin married and the trannies are gettin their dicks cut off and theres black people in middlesbrough we're on the train to cray cray town
yank posts matter
Fucking hate arsemangold
>>221191577the guy who kicked it all off on /r/wallstreetbets was up $40million at one pointmay even have gone higher, can be arsed checking
>>221191661and then they made a movie about him for some reason
>>221191616been dead for centuries, pal
good morning petals x
>>221191616makaveli and seasidemark live on. seems alcoholism picks and chooses who to kill at random. kingcobra was younger than them and his heart exploded
>>221191616may we see an up to date pic?he never looked particularly well
Greatest mick of all time
>>221191659watching some vids just because of this OP and i already regret itcomplete midwit
>>221191661
Hey guys, it's me, Oliver Cromwell
>>221191647And Bonnie is worth millions. End times
>>221191708That's not Kevin Shields
where do i find a girlfriend like cleanwithbeashe's very cute :)
>>221191715ok I was mistaken it appears he was up... $250million lol
>>221191738you can't because you're a sad incel freak x
>>221191708starting to notice that all the best micks are from the north
would /brit/ lose?
>>221191748I wouldn't agree to do it because I'd get a boner and everyone would see
>>221191746im actually nice and people like me
>>221191748mummy
>>221191748no I'm 6'4 105kg
>>221191748If it’s being called a fight I can punch her right?
need a new game to play
>>221191633How do people lose so much money on crypto? Did you keep adding to it or do you just mean the numbers went up and much lower again?
>>221191783terraria
>>221191784it wasn't crypto, it was shares in a company that went bankrupt
>>221191783deep rock galactic
chinkmoot fix your damn site, not a single webm loads on my phone
>>221191827little faggot horse <3
>>221191827i look and run like this
>>221191821Same but you can watch by holding on the webms thumbnail
>>221191827shadowsnax
>>221191805How do people lose so much money on stocks? Did you keep adding to it or do you just mean the numbers went up and much lower again?
>>221191661>$40 millionmate...
>>221191821if you long press and open in a new tab they still loadnot ideal but it's what we're working with unitl the issue is fixed
>>221191821>webmwe use mp4 now unc
>>221191748unc called her a 6/10
>>221191827so this is roke
>>221191856i bought £2500 worth on the day the share price hit it's all time high and it crashed below my buy in price after about an hour of the market being open. i never bought more and the company went further and further down until they were gone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RHyoVlkxB0
>>221191872So this is how we can post emojis here
feel sorry for teenbergs in the modern age, it's either install tiktok, conform and become a zogdroid, or be an eternal friendless virgin loser outcastI feel at least non-normie kids had a lot of choices of subcultures to join back in the day, now it's just cool kids and incels
break on through to the other sidefuck my ass and suck my dick
>>221191883>>221191883this shit
>>221191876but at least you can laugh about in now?
>>221191876Oh, you actually paid £2500 upfront into it? Damn.
might have another coffee mighten I
>>221191902yeah i don't really care at this point. being safe rather than taking risk has worked out well for me in the 5 years since this happened so it ll works out in the end
>>221191914he has obtained a clue
Equity buildingPlans formulatingEscape route visualised
I'm just a teenage dirtberg baby
>>221191720She actually has a great body but her face is busted
the new keeb
>mighten I
Economique du Gary
i am NOT too proud to slide my willy though a hole in a bathroom stall and meet my neighbor
is garyeats and garyeconomics the same person
>>221191950>>221191912believe it's spelled mightn't i, hence the humoros reaction image
>>221191969no
bought a house and then took a loan out against that house to buy another houseit scales infinitely bros
>>221191969garyisnice
so many crushed snails on the pavement this morning :(
>>221191976I did this but repeated it 6 times so now I own lots of houses and get other people to pay the loans off for me lol
have no clue how boring your life must be to relentlessly spam about Garys Economics
gary eats
its still the same amount of characters mightn't and might notwhy not just use the correct grammer ?
>>221191986considered a delicacy in australia
>>221191884 well that's you lot shagged FIRMLY up the arse
Gary Glitter Eats, the Thailand years
>>221191986joggers are remorseless killers
>>221191890same could be said about facebook 20 years ago
>>221192004What does it matter, really? It's not like the rest of us are posting highly engaging thoughtful discussion. What does it matter whether someone spams garyseconomics or "poo" or anything
>>221191720Lilly Phillips was always the more attractive one yet somehow less successful
>>221192015Mightn't is also correct I think
>>221192031immolated that dodo in nuclear hellfire
For me, I can't deal with the pressure of having to not waste my bank holiday so I end up wasting it anyway
>>221192031literally couldn't though could it
>>221192007would love to scran him
>>221192055I've decided to deep clean the flat so even though I've technically done nothing I can at least feel it wasn't wasted x
>>221191990just remember to do it in a company youre listed as an employee of, pay yourself 12k a year from business, charge everything as expenses accept no responsibility, never sell, keep getting more property, never sell, pay no taxcheat code to life
>>221191720Howling
>>221192074Well where's the rest of it then
holding space
>>221192074good old Braddersdefinitely went in
will be finishing re2 and then moving onto dmc5for like the 3rd time
>>221192103the time has come and so have I
I never told my mates that I was doing basic bitch shit calisthenics for more than 1 year. Last time we were together to watch Michael one of them was like "look at his arm muscles, you can even see some of his pecs" and all I said was "nigga stop being gay lmao".I don't like talking things about my life and this is really REALLY bad for my communication skills.
>>221192103based. i might kill vergil a few times this morning
>>221192103/brit/ is the sole witness to your sorry existence
>>221192108Two lumps, pleaseYou're the bee's knees but so am I
>woke up>shagged the gf>ran 10km>off out for brekkiebet you lot haven't even showered
should i get pragmata or saros? x
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>>221192129I went to see God
>>221192116Better off not telling people anyway, let the results speak for themselves. Then if anyone does comment on your gains / compliment your physique you heavily downplay how much effort you put in to looking that way. Can't let people know you crave the recognition.I shall go to my grave pretending that I don't know I mog people who don't work out.
>>221192055Already wasted mine. Might do some vacuuming tomorrow.
>>221192134you should get ready
>>221192137>>221192074>>221192084>>221192092https://youtu.be/es64lZfg9NI
erm, rorke, they’re called africans not african’ts?
>>221192175breddy gud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzePonmCGc
whoops accidentally left egyptbot on standby
how serious of an offence is keying someone’s car?
le braddersle howlinggrow up
>>221191942nice. didn't they have the tranny colour keycaps in stock?
French isn't truly 'French', as Old Frankish was a Germanic language that was mutually intelligible with Old English.Also, England is the spiritual home of the so-called 'French' language of today>Two-thirds of Francophone manuscripts from prior to ~1200 AD come from England>The first history written in French is the 'Estoire des Engleis'>The oldest manuscript of the Song of Roland is from OxfordSimple as.
>>221192187prefer the one with the dog
>>221192129very good mate, were all very proud of youwell done*ruffles your hair*whose a good boy then...
>>221192161ThisMy female friend grabbed my arm at a party to scooch past me and said playfully "have you been working out???" holy shit that was a massive confidence booster. I was wearing long sleeves and she could feel my bicep muscle through it
come on the hoops
If invested £5000 in rolls royce in July 2021, I would have made £60,000 today. mad that
>>221192195It's criminal damage, so probably a fine and a police record.
>>221192170??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6PwbDxSjkQ
>>221192175I tried searching for old football games with him but it's hard to find.
>>221192129There is no evidence to suggest any long term health benefits to running. All you are doing is ruining your joint muscles
>>221192195Just leave a bag of poop on their doorstep instead, nothing criminal about that
>>221192230>t.
>>221192226It looms for you
>>221192221if you toiled a minimum wage job you would've made over 100k
Just found out the Year 11 girl who used to tease me when I was in Year 7 died last week.
>>221192212then she got BLACKED by jamal whilst you went home alone
>>221192243done that cunt
>>221192230based cyclechad
>>221192243Its a marketing gimmick from the 1970s. People did not run around aimlessly for hours outside prior to the 20th century
>>221192227right well that's my goth zoomer girlfriend isnt it
your heart has a limited number of beats in its lifespan. if you exercise, you are shortenig your life
>>221192261grow up
>>221192255least cucked jap
>>221192250
>>221192263trump said this. but to be fair he seems quite healthy at his age so hes probably right
>>221192263yeah I know that's why I do it mate
>>221192263fat cunt cope
>>221192259For me it's swimmingLove a good swim
>>221192278His longevity is due to not drinking alcohol Also he's not healthy
>>221192222Would the police actually care?>>221192233epic prank Cody bro!!
bogan neighbours are getting rowdy, pissed as parrots on a sunday again. wish i could find a decent job so i could move out of the ghetto
alexa, play pat boone 'moody river'
>>221192195Wish I did it to one guy when I was in school. Probably could've gotten away with a slap on the wrist if I was caught.
>>221192263t. heard it joe rogan
>>221192274how come NTR/NTS is such a big thing in japan anyway? I dare say it's much larger than the western cuckold pornography scene.
theres a reason why you dont see people over the age of 50 jogging. they're all in wheelchairs, crippled from years of needless pressure on the knee joints from running. And knees are the worst designed part of the body, once its done its done.
>>221192301>once its done its donelike your sex life matenever crossed the starting line
>For me it's swimming>Love a good swim
>>221192301>theres a reason why you dont see people over the age of 50 joggingyeah cause I never leave my room
>>221192285healthier than biden ever was
>>221192301Huh?
ugg said to grugg 'should we chase after that mammoth?'grugg said 'leave it out mate, it's not the 20th century yet'
might dob in my previous toilberg for not having any fire exits in the workplace
>>221192301I'm in bed laughing at run toilers
>>221192322ktwm
>>221192321predictable cope from runningmong, nobody will be having sex with you when you're in a wheelchair
>>221192301I used to see a 60 year old woman jogging but a wog raped her and she killed herselfshe did have a weird gait already though so her knees were probably like a swiss cheese
jogging is just sprinting but worse. rorke's right here, jogging sucks. if you're going to hammer your joints, you may as well limit the exposure and get your heart rate up enough to improve your VO2.
>>221192129>bet you lot haven't even showeredYou'd be right, not since Wednesday
>>221192328bet that sounded really funny in your head
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/27333572/that's you done(perhaps, I've not read it but maybe it'll spark an argument which could be fun)
ah yes chasing after a mammoth to survive the ice age is the same as running around in your little running shorts around canary wharf lmao
Sport & Exercise Science PhDs materialising out of thin air all over the thread as we speak.
>>221192341That old cunt deserved it. Probably voted for the refugees and immigrants
kek runningmongs seething right now, he's got you on the ropes"runner's face" is also a very real thing, not only does it fuck your knees, but it also makes you uglier
>>221192278>trump...seems quite healthy at his age
>>221192339nobody has sex in wheelchairs matethey get out of the wheel chair to do that dont theyidiot
>>221192212I would love to have me female cousin to notice my muscles...
>>221192359Humans have amazing stamina compared to most animals, because they would be tracked at a distance and approached with short bursts of jogging over half a mile or so and sprinting a few hundred feet. Quite different to running 26 miles on tarmac.
i lms...
You have a car that reflects your level, don't you?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh359S3Eg1U
>>221192394I love myself too
>>221192380you've been done runningmong
>dead at 22>dead at 46>dead at 60>trump still alive at 79maybe he is right about exercise shortening your life
>>221192400I want a Mini Metro
off for yet another horse jumping competition
>>221192418Miss Romania, Miss Congo and Miss Bangladesh
Lmfao look at Romesh seething in the background because Bradley Walsh is so effortlessly charismatic
I would just like to say that cavemen didn't live long enough to experience the adverse effects of running on their jointsIt was only recently that people started living longer than 30
cyclers where we at?https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/38600648/
>>221192419>>221192400I want a Mazda CX-6e
>>221192418Bodied those freaks
>>221192116nigga stop being gay lmao
>>221192423>getting the missus to drivebased passenger princess
>>221192410"ok"*walks away*
>>221192430People who ride bicycles are alrightCyclists™ are worthy of genocide
jogging is a 1970s marketing gimmick for running shoes, people didn't go out jogging around parks and on the street before then
>>221192432>no dashboard >just a big screen fucking hate modern ev’s
>>221192432ipad on wheels
>>221192444you mean rolls away
>>221192418zyzz had once-in-a-generation chest genetics
>>221192449real men hop, skip and jump their way to a gleeful day
>>221192443she doesn’t trust me driving the horse, and i prefer not to either tbf
>>221192446Remember when you could ride on the pavement?Those were the days
>>221192429myth, people didn't die at 30, but died during childbirth which skews the meanif you managed to live past infancy, you'd live to 70 or so
>>221192418pretty sure it was the copius amounts of roids that did them in and not exercise
>>221192460unfortunately he also had once-in-a-generation heart genetics
always white people who drive evsyou ever noticed that?never see a Jamaican riding round in a polestar handing out his bags of grass do you
>>221192466surprised skipping isn't more popular, it's faster than walking but not as exhausting as running, although it does destroy your shoes
simple as
I do all my running on a treadmill with cables connected to me
>>221192400Struggling to discern whether this is satire or real life.
Its better to walk a lot than run or jog
>>221192475Read Rule 64 of the Highway Code, mate
i'm too fat (26 stone) to jog
The fair maidens of Oregon should be married off to Englishmen, and the Kingdom of Cascadia established as an ANGLO ethnostate in the New World.
>>/pol/534345657stupid crossposter
playing pokemon:)
>>221192476That makes a lot more sense actually. Thanks for correcting that x
>>221192483because evs cost moneyalso interesting, every advert has blacks in it, but they're conspicuously absent from car advertsonce you see it, you cannot unsee it
>>221192506retard couldn't even link it right lmao
40000 steps on the stair master melegs like tree trunks
>>221192518it’s not that serious bro
>DR Congo vs Uzbekistan>Saudi Arabia vs Cape Verde>Jordan vs Algeria>Canada vs Qatar>Haiti vs Scotland>New Zealand vs Iranyeah that's a shitter
>>221192483EVs are based. No noise, vibration or harshness, and no gas stations.
I used to work at Garmin as a customer service runt, so I spoke with runningmongs about their little watches all day and I can tell you they are all mentally unstable runtoids and highly emotional freaks
digimon sex arse
>>221192491pretty sure it's real. this guy talking about debadging his mercedes is goodhttps://youtu.be/Dh359S3Eg1U?t=841
pragmata sex arse
What's your best story?
ENGLAND
>>221192535how are the batteries made
>>221192554:/
Can you stop talking about other things and watch the YouTube link I have spammed twice so far
>>221192556don't care for englandmore of a welsh man myself
>>221192561lots of noise, lots of vibration
>>221192537how often did they tell you how many steps theyve done today while looking at their iwatches?
poking rorke with a pointy stick
>>221192569llollllmao, even
>>221192565i mean its finewould probably actually have posted that early steaming time on a friday, about 7pm, and i'd probably have watched a chunk of it
>>221192586RARRRAARRRR
>>221192555the twits
>>221192561Who cares? As appliances, they're superior. Only problem is if you've got nowhere to charge which is a common problem unfortunately.
>>221192569basedScotland, ireland and wales are much more beautiful places and they aren't full of insufferable pasty white english mongs
>>221192579They would scream at me and get very emotional about the pressure that was on them to win the london marathon
>>2211924751834? you can't take a cow on a footpath either apparentlyhttps://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/Will4/5-6/50/section/72wilfully ride upon any footpath or causeway by the side of any road made or set apart for the use or accommodation of foot passengers; or shall wilfully lead or drive any horse, ass, sheep, mule, swine, or cattle or carriage of any description, or any truck or sledge, upon any such footpath or causeway; or shall tether any horse, ass, mule, swine, or cattle, on any highway, so as to suffer or permit the tethered animal to be thereon
>>221192555Right, I'll tell you an anecdote!In 1974 I was catching the London train from Crewe station. It was very crowded; I found myself in a last-minute rush for the one remaining seat beside a tall, good-looking man with collar-length hair, it was the seventies; buckaroo! I looked up and saw it was none other than Peter Purves, it was the height of his Blue Peter career. He said, "You jammy bastard" and quick as a flash, I replied, "Don't be blue, Peter!" Needless to say, I had the last laugh, now fuck off!
>Scotland, ireland and wales are much more beautiful places and they aren't full of insufferable pasty white english mongs
>>221192607i thought rivian went bankrupt? one of those weird fake companies that just popped up in 2021 then disappeared again
>>221192555Near my 18th birthday my mates took me to a party to kiss a girl for the first time and told me to choose any girl. I chose this blonde girl who was seemly shy and was all covered up in cold weather clothes, when we got there her friend said she was 12 and almost hit me up.(I kissed that other girl, tho)
>>221192555I saw Bradley Walsh at a grocery store in Long Island yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>221192626Fisker folded. Rivian and Lucid have not
>>221192608Always makes me lol when c*Ltmongs try to sell their superiority by saying 'come and see these barren little hills where nobody lives, you don't even have to interact with us!'
atheists, vegans and gymersall equally annoying runt energy creatures
right then off to saino's
>>221192607they arent superior because the range will always be shit compared to gas (or 'petrol' since we're in /brit/)
>>221192650are you a fat christian
>>221192658on a sunday morning?mental, old codgers will be out moving like extras from dawn of the deadtrollies parked across the aisle, the ignorant owner mulling what brand of bread to buy before picking the one they've had every time for the last 30 years
>>221192649>these barren little hills where nobody livesyes, much better to live on the 297th floor of a concrete grey building filled with lemmings all stacked on top of each other wall to wall
>>221192650Incels like you, seething it up in your smelly bedroom all day, are worse than all of them combined
will hibs throw today's game with celtic?
>>221192676Better than all the african dole scroungers that occupy every shop during weekdays
>>221192485it's suprisingly harder than you think and not that easy to cheat form on
That's your body.Hungry comes from your body.
>>221192695well i live in a white area so idk about thatbut going after 6pm is always a good shout
>>221192690vpn off, cletusno welsh 'person' thinks they're not terracemongs
>>221192555Years ago, when I was backpacking across Western Europe, I was just outside Barcelona, hiking in the foothills of mount Tibidabo. I was at the end of this path, and I came to a clearing, and there was a lake, very secluded, and there were tall trees all around. It was dead silent. Gorgeous. And across the lake I saw, a beautiful woman, bathing herself. but she was crying...I hesitated, watching, struck by her beauty. And also by how her presence; the delicate curve of her back, the dark sweep of her hair, the graceful length of her limbs, even her tears, added to the majesty of my surroundings. I felt my own tears burning behind my eyes, not in sympathy, but in appreciation of such a perfect moment.She spied me before I could compose myself. But she didn't cry out. Instead our eyes held and she smiled, enigmatically, fresh tears still spilling down her cheeks. I was frozen. I knew nothing about this woman, and yet, as we stood on opposite sides of a pool of water, thousands of miles from my own home and everyone I had ever known, I felt the most intense connection. Not just to her, but to the earth, the sky, the water between us. And also to the entirety of mankind. As if she symbolized thousands of years of the human condition.I wanted to go to her, to comfort her, to probe this feeling of belonging I had never encountered before. But I couldn't. Because I knew that if I spoke, if she spoke, that moment would be ruined. And I knew I would need the memory of that moment to carry me through the inevitable dark patches throughout my life.And so I watched her lower her hand, turn, and slowly walk to the shore opposite me. The rest of her perfect form was gradually revealed to me, and I held my breath as I watched her disappear behind a copse of trees near the water.
18km run toil done x
>>221192695>african dole scroungersthose ones that deliver your mcchicken burger and fries every day to your basement?
For me, it's being up at 5AM. Washed, dressed and out the door. It's my competitive edge. I basically have 3 extra hours. Every. Single. Day. That compounds over the years into an additional lifetime of morning hours.
>>221192624never seen max posted here before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNAiPwn_JDU
>basementFOY
>>221192737all that yet still a virgin somehow
>>221192724rorke will be mad
>>221192724RIP your knees
japowknees
>>221192728the very same, yes
>>221192650What's wrong with atheists? Do you prefer agnostics?>>221192717Isn't this from Friends or something like that?
>>221192728No the ones who shag your mum every night you absolute twat
>>221192750I'm only 27.
>>221192724A pointless endeavour
>>221192624How are all of those countries not also pasty
>>22119277827 is young. you still have time
>>221192778it’s alri lad, still got your whole life ahead of you
Why does this retard who posts about incels in their rooms 24 hours a day from his bedroom always have some little faggot runt poster backing up his replies?
>>221192695Lots of black people in the UK work important jobs, in the NHS for example.
>>221192676semi skimmed 2litre green topWarburtons toastie orange packbananas loosetetley tea bagsmcvities chocolate digestive bottle of robinsons orange cordial the sun newspaperpassive aggressive attitude towards to cashierrefuses to use self serveplaces 11 pounds 64 in coppers on the checkout desk one coin at a timeyou know the one, 70 year old white person, spends his entire afternoon i front of tv circling his tv guide and curtain twitching
I'd sniff her farts.
>>221192809>the sun newspaperalways knew you were a wool spaino
>>221192809rorke's da
>>221192807Yea love Witch Doctors hired for DEI purposes who can't even do their jobs. Great service you fucking retard
lots of ugly fat cunts who cant run on this morning
>>221192836rorke on a mad one
NEW>>221192853>>221192853>>221192853
rorke's 67 year old da explaining why he believes his item hasn't scanned correctly to the 16 year old lass on the self-checkouts