Saturday, May 2>19:00 BSTWu Yize vs Mark Allen>StreamsFree: https://freestreams-live1c.pk/BBC iPlayer, Eurosport, TNT Sports, Discovery+ and HBO Max
>previouis>>154461179
told you, you can't really trust Riggins to win anythin these days.I'm actually glad he didn't make the final because I didn't want his WSC finals record to become a negative 4W-5L
Anime.This is me when I'm given an invitation to a WC final with Blorphy, so it's obviously /sp/ related.
>>154480539Thank you. You're doing God's work.>>154480506You, sir, are literally Satan.
This isn't the real thread, not for a final
Shorn vs John was the real finalThe final will be a formality for Shorn
>>154480862we can tear through this one by relentless shitpostingtime to up your game, lads
Will this evening's session finish before midnight? They've got another 11 frames to play potentially, so if every frame is like yesterday's frame 14 they'd finish at about 13:20 tomorrow.
>>154480918The problem is that every thread OP this championship has been like this, why can't they link to the previous thread, why are they so eager to post a new thread when the old thread is still only on page 7?
>>154480920You're very optimistic, but if Mork jobs his safeties, Wu can win a frame every 10 minutes.
GWAN WOO YIZZER
Are they booing me or wooing me?
>>154480506>tfw like both playerspeak comfy
>>154480947could have had a brand new thread for the final and have both semis contained in the last couple but noooo... the answer is tourism
>>154481040Let's see how comfy you are during the next two days when one of players you like is being whitewashed by Blobby.
>>154481040Likewise. Don't think either of them can take Shorn though
>>154481074Blobby Hawkins is back from the dead?
>>154480947well... it's the same thing every year
>>154481074Honestly I like Morph too. I'm just glad Riggins is gone, hopefully he dies I mean retires now.
We could always unseal the Forbidden Technique...
>>154481121Very anti-Scottish mate
>>154481033https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge9mPZTVlIA
They call this the Higgins Safety.
watching the Wu Yize showand they said communism means you cant have personality. clearly false
wtf was that.....super suspicious
Why is he so smug?
>>154481136I am Scottish but I'm not a fenian bastard who supports cheating rat cunts.
absolutely NORFED
knocking a red off the cushion and in front of a pocket is always kino
are the chinks really bottlers?is this why they wont invade Taiwan?
I won't commentate but I will be your mate, fuck the hate.
>crowd member shouting "YES" >missesLmao
wu yizes walk around the table is adorable never seen one so distinctive
>>154481324Same energy.
Dennis Taylor sounds like he's been smoking 15 packs a day
WU!
Not bad, those last three balls. Blue to pink especially.
Propah frame that
Wu often have shots that are amateur level
Who was that tart in the white shirt that walk past the table?
>>154481457Impatient kid
Seema looking breedable tonight.
>You could see how much that means to Mark.Yeah, as he shows no emotion and slightly raises his fist.
Wu "The Silkworm" Yize
>>154481470>mash for Christmas dinner
>>154481485>slightly raises his fistIf I did something this extreme, people who know me would think I went berserk.
>Wu's fingers tickling inside your rectum
that pot jesus christ maybe the Chinese century is upon us
why are chink players so weakmind
>>154481595you were saying?...
>>154481605he's losing the story of the session
god that jeet in the studio is so fucking fit
Who is the JPMorgan Sex Master of Snooker?
A bit of a rollercoaster with Wu desu.
BEST OF 9
>>154481617popped in to say seema looking divine
i want to lick seema's legs
Well, I'm answering my own question from the other day.Yes, I reckon Wu Yize could throw a fireball.
Yize is the real wizard
do you think wu is a virgin just like me
>>154481662Yes, Jegg played really good until he lost his virginity as well. Assume Si also lost his mid match against Brecel.
>>154481662if he gets to and wins the final, he will get his pick of the finest slags in sheffield
>>154481504just a smal dollop, to mix with the gravy at the end
Why don't they call Wu Yize "the mean, lean, potting machine"?
>>154481735I'd choose to stay a virgin
If Wu Yize was my mate, I'd call him Wu Yiz or maybe just Yiz.
Yeezy looks disgusted
Has Den starting selling DDK merch yet?
wu tang clan aint nothing to fuck wit
FILTHY dub
>>154481787Yizster
Wu needs to take some tactics and safety lesson, god damn it.
>>154481661Willo is the real Jester
another 30 points head start to throw away for Wu i bet
>>154481809dirty den's dreaded double dildo
do you reckon wu approves of special fried rice and chicken chow mein
Wu has a higher ceiling than Xintong, that I can tell.Don't see how Xintong could still improve.
please fucking win Wu Yize
A Mark Allen (snooker terrorist) vs Shaun Murphy (fat adulterous twat) final would be fucking terrible.
that walk around the table wu Yize does is so soulful like something from the 1930s
>>154481884zhao = chink higginswu = chink trumpfuture world titles will be the same
>>154481917please elaborate on the Shaun Murphy lore
please, please fucking win Wu Yize
W U T U R Y
>>154481935Yan Bingtao = Chink HigginsZhao Xintong = Chink RonnieDirector Ding = Chink Jimmy
>>154480506Does 147 have anything to do with the 147 Hegelian maxims?
Seema dressed like a bond girl tonight. HOT.
>>154481978Delphic*
>>154481978It has EVERYTHING to do with that
>>154481986post pics
>>154481978No
>>154481978Some of them are quite extreme. >die for your country>grieve for no one
>>154482012
>>154482075Almost as hot as last year.
Anyone got a piccy of mark Allen with his little mug. Need it for some OC
>>154482038I expect shorn has "mastered wedding feasts"
>>154482075
A director where I work looks like Shaun Murphy and he's tremendously gay
>>154482087
>>154482194shaun murphy has gay face
>it's a BBC going on about how amazing a coach Peter Ebdon is episodeI hope he pays them well for all these endorsements
>>154481936Cheated on his wife with a prostitute.Voted against Paul Hunter having his ranking frozen while he was receiving cancer treatment.+ Many other things.
Mark Allen was better when he was jolly and fat. He seems bitter and joyless since he lost the weight.
>>154482152>>154482173>>154482206lel
>>154482298Reanne took her pound of flesh in more ways than one
>>154482270Surprised they didnt mention his spiritual powers
>>154482313Why aren't we hiring him to clean out the negative energy in our threads?
>>154482209His face is also too small for his head.
>>154482331If >we couldn't afford a Blork memmo, >we can't afford Ebdon
Wu Yize, the Harry Potter of potting
>>154482173kek
>>154482341and he has the eyes of an owl
>>154482313*heals u from a distance*
Why is Wu always fiddling with his shirt?Surely he has now enough money to buy some fitting shirts.
saun murphy, the world champion of snooker 2026
>>154482388looks like a butlins spiritual act
>>154482313Or his based covid takes
>>154482341That's deliberate so he can see from behind the cue ball better
>>154482407Mate a sauna can't win a world championship
>>154482493Why not?
Ffs you absolute Chingaloid Yizzer
>Mork>Who
>Wu Yize, there's a thin snik. Not sure I approve of that language.
>>154482557The cue would be unusable because of the moisture, no?
for suck sake Wu
>Jew Fizzer
stfu Mork and play
>>154482723Nah fuck it I wanna see him have a proper paddy
Rerack
>rerackfucking lame
R E R A C K
It is happening again. I am so sorry.
>>154482739RERACK
The relief in the ref’s voice when he heard the word rerack
Not a single chuckle for play it again Sam.
Prestige +++++
just slams it in
>>154482777Not many of the "jokes" have landed this year. Needs improvement
>>154482798Dennis needs better writers.
>>154482777Bloody youths...
The winning player will be tired as a dog for the final tomorrow.
>>154482890thanks steven can you tell us all about how determined you were when you played again cheers
>>154482890Never understood that idiom, are dogs always tired or summit???
>miss colour so bad your opponent isn't on a red when they come to the tablebig pet peeve of mine, especially when there's loads of reds left, and the commentator says "he's been lucky" instead of calling it how it is which is "that was fucking awful"
>>154482890Happens every year because they are too stupid to schedule properly
PLEASE FUCKING WIN WU YIZEPLEASEPLEASEPLEEEEEASSEEI simply can't watch a snooker match that features mark Allen
This is going to be a late finish isn't it.
>>154483012same desu, he's fucking grim
the restless qt in the audience is getting to me, lads
>>154483046You're not alone.
>>154483015Inshallenah.
Murphy vs Allen is just Trump vs Lisowski for boomers
>>154482209shaun murphy looks like ray mears in a house of mirrors
>Bo5
>>154483088Murphy>43Allen>40Trump>36Lisowski>34
>>15448301511 frame sesh
It's 21:30 and we could be needing another 5 more frames. Absurd.
>>154483122That 36 year old zoomer
Seema's dress is unprofessional.
Allen might as well let Yizzer win hes gonna be too tired tomorrow if he wins
>>154483143It's doing sinful things to me.
>>154483046Where is she? I’ll take a screenshot but you could also just describe the location if she’s near a ball or pocket or one of the players.
>>154483088Except they have completely different play styles, personalities and looks. Other than that, literally the same.
>>154483164the young one in the front row who keeps moving aroundshe saw herself on the big screen and stuck her tongue out
I think Wu Yize should win it from here. Otherwise, he will lose
>>154483193Explain.
>>154483181>saw herself on the big screen and stuck her tongue outmany such cases
>>154483143Genuinely just had the same thought, unironically. We're all the same in /147/ aren't we.
I'm from the future. The winner of this match will not win the final.
>>154483181Assumed that was a child fucking n*nces
>>154483203Defeat for Wu would mean a victory for his opponent
>>154483143Au contraire, I think it is delightfully classy.>>154483015>>154483133Big saturday night wahey>>154483193You should get a commentator job ASAP
>>154483242I thought she was 20 at least, your honour, but nvmCAM ON WU SCORE SAM FACKIN POOOOTS
>>154483243Fuck me. I hope someone's told Allen this. That'd really light a fire under him.
>>154483193Someone should tell Wu before it's too late
>>154483143You can shut up for a start
When I see big audiences I always think of all the urine and poo that's in their bodies, or all the semen in the men. Dunno why just always have.
>>154483326Imagine all the foot bits that're stuck to my heels right now. One day, I will leave some at The Crucible for the great and good of snooker to walk upon...
>>154483326>>154483340Finally, peak /147/
>>154483326
>>154483369lol I love her so muchshe's like that little shrew from noah's island
Mork looked great there until he didnt. If he wants to win he'll want to cut that out.
>>154483229It certainly is feeling that way. I want Mark Allen to get a world title at some point, but Shaun Murphy does look like the best player still in it.
I reckon winning that frame gives Mark the lead.
>mfw Morph/Mork final
>>154483394>Shaun Murphy and Mark Allen in the players lounge before the final
>Blazer with stonewash jeansWhy can't Wilson do anything normally ffs
This frame feels like a must-win for Wu.
>>154483488He's a certified Deano.
>>154483488beady eyes
Mark will want to win this frame
>>154483515Sub-deano
>>154483528Know him well do you.
>>154483528I don’t think he does. A two-frame lead for either player would ruin the symmetry we’ve had so far in the scores. It has to go 15-15 so we can have another Barry Hearn Best Of 3 Special.
We simply can't allow mark Allen to feature in a snooker final
>>154483576*Wu simply can't allow mark Allen to feature in a snooker final
Gwan Mork
a ball travelling quickly
and it's over
Wu would be gutted to lose this frame
I am not watching a Shaun Murphy- Mark Allen final
>>154483652No, you are watching a Wu Yize - Mark Allen Semi final mate
>>154483625Has a player ever made a ball go so quickly it travelled faster than light and disappeared and reappeared in the next session to help them out? If not have they even attempted it?
I honestly can't think of a more generic, nondescript snooker player than mark Allen
>>154483663No, it's well-known that this wouldn't work because the table is not long enough to accommodate balls travelling at lightspeed. It would need to be a lot bigger for that.
>>154483625>From this distant vantage point, the Crucible might not seem of any particular interest. But for us, it's different. Consider again that table. That's here. That's home. That's us.
>>154483695Dammit egghead we could at least try.
>>154483663yes. it was this one
>>154483688There are plenty; you just can’t think of them because they are so dull and nondescript.
This frame has potential.>>154483662It always brings tears to my eyes, how caring and helpful /147/ is.
>>154483695Elaborate on what the minimum longness required to accommodate a lightspeed billiard ball is please?
Wuuu wuuu.
>>154483663Next session no, previous session however...
damn it Wu
its over not watching mark Allen- Murphy, would rather watch paint dry
>>154483695Your calculations are based on a false assumption. There is no such thing as a snooker table.
wu looks like a chinese fievel mousekewitz
>>154482665>>154483712
why are China still so shit at snooker? does make me question their ability to boss things around in the Pacific
>>154483688i remember mark allen accusing some chinese player of cheating then getting fined. Is it descript enough?
>>154483849The current world champ is a chinaman.
Wu :(
I will never forgive the Chinese
Wu is not good enough in the tactical department.Always getting outplayed in the safety battles.
seema has legs like a heroin addictfor legal reasons, I must add that I am in no way implying that mrs jaswal has ever engaged in the use of class a drugs
>>154483394>>154483462>>154483806Top millennial references in this thread tonight. The Animals of Farthing Wood and the Moomins were still the GOATs of our childhood, though.
Wanted Wu to win but fair play to Allen hes just not making any mistakes and Wu's safety just not quite up to it.
I must remind you all that this match is NOT over and Allen has NOT won.
>>154483902both of them were me lolfarthing wood was kino too tbf
>no bo3>>154483806I don't even know what the Polish fievel mousekewitz is.>>154483849>current World Champion is Chinese>30% of the top 16 players in the world are Chinese
kyren wilson is fucking retarded like if Alan partridge had a deano side gimmick
>>154483911well he must have made some mistakes, he's lost 14 frames
>>154483898I have legs like a seema addict
Dont usually post here but those last few frames have been rather masterful from paul allen
It should be Selby there not Wu
>>154483931Which player is 0.8 Chinese?
>>154483928I rewatched it again a couple of years ago. A character dies in every single episode. It’s like the Rambo of children’s cartoons.
>>154483950His punditry makes me almost, and I do mean almost, miss Shaun Murphy.I do hope that Shaun's success here when not punditing or commentating stops him doing it again though.
I suppose it's just not China's year
>>154483974Kyren Wilson
>>154483974Kyren.
>>154483488why is he even a commentator?I thought you had to bring a bit more than just being a player.
Oooooooh...GWAN MARK GWAN MARK
>>154483963Now let's see Paul Allen's break
>>154483902Bravestarr, Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors and Knightmare were my faves
>his back's firmly against the wall right now.No wonder he's not doing well Dennis he's not even able to reach the cue.
>>154483974Zhang Anda. He's so small he can fit into the top 16 even when he's 22nd.>>154484013>>154484013Lel.Ronald is about 20% Chinese, 40% Saudi, 30% English and 10% Gypsy.
>>154483977at least he looks and sounds somewhat normal.Wilson's face is disappearing inside itself and he's not even fat.
>>154483326How many McDonald's do you think have snook in to this evening session inside a belly?
Business idea: Show the current break on the scoreboard next to the total. For people who don't want to have to listen to the referee.
It’s also worth remembering that depending on when he last ate, Shaun Murphy can be up to 30% Chinese by mass.
>>154484089Crazy they added the "Data Baize" before this
yeezy zisters...is it time to press the panic button yet?
>>154484089In the arena, they do. It’s not on TV because it would probably confuse newbies, plus I feel quite strongly myself that it doesn’t really matter.
>>154484104I've just bet the house on a Wu Win
Yize season approachin'I still believe.
>>154483902Do you remember in animals of farthing wood when they were crossing the road and they told the hedgehogs to stay in the middle of the tyres and then a three wheeler ran came. Lol. Never forget
>>154484104
>>154484121Its not gonna be Yize but anything is possible
Why does England’s brave Hugh Whizzer have the Chinese tendency for choking?
>>154484136The real reason he retired. His corporeal form died years ago.
>>154483966Facts. Mark would’ve wiped the floor with Mark. Would’ve been a better match to watch too.
>>154484126I don't really understand how he is losing he is clearly the better snooker player I would rather pour salt in my eyes, or watch golf,rather than watch a shaun Murphy- Mark Allen snooker match
>>154484092Stealing
>>154484159Mark wouldn't stand a chance what are you smoking.
>>154484169>what is match play?
>>154483966>>154484159>thingken of Selby v Allen cinema
it is not wu yize it is yu wizard
do we still believe wu Yize bros?
>>154484169>I don't really understand how he is losingHe won less frames.
>tfw no Mark vs Mark final
>>154484206Never in doubt.
Mark Allen
>>154484132The one that always stuck with me was when they found a farm with a field full of lettuce, and the rabbits were really happy and ate them, and they were poisoned with pesticide and the rabbits died. That scared me. When I rewatched it, I also saw an episode that I swear I never saw as a child and that was the most horrific one: shrikes are birds that pick up baby voles and impale them on thorny branches and leave them to bleed to death then come back later and eat them. They’re a real thing, and it’s all shown in that episode. The baby voles had been the cutest and most lovable characters for the past couple of episodes, and they all got slaughtered. I wouldn’t be surprised if the BBC had just refused to broadcast that one.
>>154484206We still up. Nothin to worry about.
>>154484089I for one preferred the old black scoreboards with the surnames only, it looked cooler. wish they could bring this back, but they never will.
I WANT CIDERI WANT CIDERI WANT CIDER
>>154484192>The Yizard of Yishaw
Great display of bottle from Wu here. Love to see it.
>>154484206He's shown massive weakness in the following areas:1.) Not punishing the opponents mistakes2.) Not realising when a shot is the frame winner/loser and making the wrong call as to when to play a safety3.) Not playing great safeties, leaving pots openAs long as he has reds open, he will win, but if things slow down he falls apart. I would still trade one of my kidneys to see him beat sleepy mark
>>154484234donkey kong country style
CHINA STRONGALL HAIL CHAIRMAN WU
Y I Z Z E D .
>>154483974
>>154484234Seconded
>>154484242t. Bobert Milkins
I think if Wu Yize wins the next frame, then it could be anyone's game after that
Fair enough When does this end? When does Ronnie play?
>>154484206>>154484233Rize, Yeezy Ridders
>>1544842660.8 Chinese2.2 English
>>154484233
>>154483966I, for one, am glad for a break from the zest.
>>154484234tasteful
>>154484295
>>154484242I'm drinking some right now
He wouldn't have bitten somebody's hand off to be a frame up in the semi final. He'd have probably broken some teeth in the process and end up in prison.
>>154484225I was sat in a field once and watched a shrike do this on a barbed wire fence - sticking mice to the barbs. It was weird. I was only 16 and had just had a wank in a bush. Thanks for returning this memory to my consciousness
>>154484132a brave show in the way it taught kids about death, etc.but did it have to be so grim? it traumatised me way more than Ren and Stimpy's perversions.
>>154484318lel
The triads have activated the magnets
Allel bottling it
It is happening again. It is happening again.
What's in that tea
R E R A C K #2
FUCKING FINALLY RERACK
>>154484330yeah it was grim, similar to watership down grim
Ruh roh Raggy, rerack
This is a perfect moment for an hour-long frame.
And another rerack!RE-RE-RACKWHEN THE CROWD SAY BO SELECTA
>>154484355Ginseng and opioids
WUU
Woooooo
>>154484374When I say Bo, you say re-rack.Say it, ya bastards! Shit, pissed mesel again. Proper bastard.
>>154484340Syndicate getting too comfortable now Higgins dropped frames as was foretold
GWAN
kino
Making the players stay up this late the night before the final is inhumane. Shaun Murphy will be tucked up in bed right now and out like a light.
Imagine, just imagine, if he was doing all this as a relative unknown while still having his giant hair.
>>154484400KeenWuuuu
>>154484410Shaun Murphy is eating a trafficked child right now and we all know it.
>>154484372Riggers
>>154484410He's watching this in bed, shirtless, surrounded by fractured chocolate orange pieces and foil with chocolate covering his bare chest and face.
>>154484410Fuck off KFC’s still open
Nuuuuuuuuu
>>154484410
>>154484439Fucking hell I’m diamonds right now
>>154484439
>>154484410Maybe they should have thought of that before spending nearly 2 hours on a single frame.
This could be the end for Wu.Mark Allen has work to do. The audience is full of poo.
Wu is sweating
>>154484477Filthy. But genuinely arousing.
>>154484477tits aren't supple enough to be shaun's
>>154484473Pablo Neruda’s work loses something in the translation.
fucking hell the wu flu is spreading in the cruciblesounds like a fucking plague zone
YeezyBros....
Wu will rue that cue.
>Allel completely getting away with a miss
why couldn't the Chinese twat save us from a Murphy- Allen final
The question on everyone’s mind is: >Has Wu’s arsehole gone?
it's fucking over
Yeezy being so close to the Masters final and now World final but falling at the final hurdle is just so grim for the lad
>>154484535Oh I'm sorry has the match finished yet?
>>154484547HOWEVER
Squeaky bum time
You really do need nerves of steel to play snooker. In another lives these lads would unironically be surgeons or bomb disposal people or something.
>>154484544not so fast!
Has to be morks now got away with 3 misses
Both are utterly shitting this
WHERE'S THE CUEBALL GOING
>>154484588Mark could’ve been the best man the UVF ever had. Instead we’ve got the Good Friday agreement and paddies breading like rats. Fuck the snooker you’ve put me in a tight mood now
Will Wu Yize?
YIZE NOOOOOO
Wu’s fucked it now
Are we pleased Allen is gonna win? What's the consensus?
very fraudulent frame, morph will eat Allen alive.
I don't like seeing this from either man. Makes me cringe.
Why the fuck would you take that shot on lmao. >>154484588>Wake up mid heart surgery>Look up>this is your surgeon
Wu lost every fucking tactical battle
OH
>>154484673This is the worst day of my life
>>154484673No Gaunt Mark Allen is a constant remind of our own fragile mortality
>BOBBINS
>>154484678>I think me ticker's alright now actually I'd better be going...
>Lmaollen
HAHAHAKWAB
Wu’s definitely getting his Da’s belt tonight you can see it in his eyes. Back to the rice paddy
WTF
YIZE'D
>lellel
FIENDISH DR WU, YOU DONE FUCKED UP THIS TIME
>le match player
C H O K I N G
Magnet triad?
all you had to do is play for the blue like why do you play for black
>>154484678>wake up after 32 hours of a scheduled eight hour operation smelling pleasantly of citrus
Never in doubt.
>>154484718you should go back ASAP
jesus
>sips tea seethingly
SHREDSVILLE
TICKLED PINK
YIZE BROS....
Arsehole status:GONE
>>154484729BUT FOR WHO????>OH
GREAT SHAMU ON FAMIRY
LMAO
Dennis is being a bit biased towards Mark at the moment and I don't like it.
Match needs to be investigated.
ALLEN POTS THE PINK
holy fucking shit lads
S I L L Y C I D E R
BOBBINS LADS WE ARE BACK
BUT WAIT
OH MY GOD
SHEER KINO
WHAT IS THIS
HAHAHAHHAHA
Wu Yize! NEVER in doubt.
Oh dear Mork
Why does Allen plays so fucking hard
ALLEN SHITS THE BED AT MATCH BALL>ALLEN SHITS THE BED AT MATCH BALLALLEN SHITS THE BED AT MATCH BALL>ALLEN SHITS THE BED AT MATCH BALLALLEN SHITS THE BED AT MATCH BALL>ALLEN SHITS THE BED AT MATCH BALL16-16IT'S A DECIDER
Mork?
Just so satisfying........ it's so delicious
My eyes can't believe their eyes
Jesus Christ
>the bbc stream cucks that are like 2 minutes behindGet on Huya
If bobbins loses this now that black will haunt his nightmares until the day he dies
The crowd is starting to sound like a darts crowd without the songs
WTFWTFFFFFFFFFFDAMN THRILLER
>Watches in his bedtime muu-muu
>>154483923
i've never even played snooker and last watched this like 15 years ago as a little kid but god damn
holy shit
you don't deserve if you're missing this many straightforward pots
Quite like Koiren as a pundit desu lads.
This almost has Kyren v McGill energy
JUST
D E C I D E R
>>154484818Welcome back bro.
This is Allen's last chance to win the World Championship, and with as easy an opponent as you could hope to get waiting in the final... trust him to miss a ball like that lol
It was obvious he was gonna miss it. It was written all over his face that his bottle had gone.
>>154484805Literally turn your tv on
absolutely mental
Caaam On Maaaark
>>154484844ah cahn't spake
>NEVAR FORGET THE EPSTEIN FILEkeeeeeeeeek
The final's going to be really disappointing after this isn't it.
>>154484829He's good its just his voice
These 2 semis have been epic.>cue 18-3 blowout in the final
Epstein lol
BEST OF MARK SELBY ONE
Reminder that Barry Hearn was in the Epstein file
>>154484862kek
>Some schizo shouting about Epstein
why the fuck would you buy a ticket to the crucible to mouth off about epstein? was he a snooker player?
LMAO KINO
>never forget the epstein fileshe waited 32 frames to say that.
EPSTEIN DRUMPFFFFFFF
>never forget the Epstein files when some dude who was like three when big Jeff was running nonce island is at the table
jeepers
>>154484881>>154484885>>154484887I was taking a piss, anyone got it clipped?
Epstein ruined Yeezy's concentration
I forgot about the epstein files
>>154484882'herr gates bagged a couple of yellows and a black'
>>154484882and why would you wait until after match shot
C'MON MORK
Poor Wu looked scared
Could the Epstein files lead to Mark Allen winning a world championship? Is they caused Wu to miss that red you'd have to say "kind of in a way".
>>154484875I don't believe for a second that a man of Uncle Barry's integrity would be involved with such a disagreeable chap.
>>154484882quite baffling why he wouldn't have said it before Allen's black last frame....
Ffs lad, in the fucking decider what's wrong with you
>>154484885how did he know mork would miss!?the plot thickens
lads coming to this thread in a few hours time after a night on the LASH are going to be well confused
>>154484901that bastard. still casuing trouble from beyond the 'grave'
>>154484882yeah he never missed a pink
147 finish?!?!
>>154484838looks as if seema's just let out a particularly smelly one
Did someone say Epstein kino?
Yize seething over that spastic shouting out
I'd guess it was one of those polymarket things they have now.
fucked it
>>154484922He's playing fortnite rn with jason ferguson
>>154484927
>>154484881
>this sessionshame the MorkMorph final will be shit
Wu Yize bros....I am starting to get nervous....
Yize must have have been getting close to the result the syndicate didnt want, so their plant in the crowd mouthed off
>>154484966We're fine. I'm not worried at all.
>>154484966Why is the match over? Has Allen won? No? Then pull yourself together.
ynr that schizo blog making a connection between Steve Davis snooker books and Epstein
COME ON WUDO IT
>>154484936GIWTWM
I think this might have been the best match of snooker I’ve ever seen. GG bros. I thought the sport had been dying these past 7 years but damn. This whole affair has been pure kino. Begging for a streaker to top it all off. Maybe one of Seema’s tits will fall out.
That red was his Bingtao moment (good)
>>154484966HE BACK
>tfw a bad pack split and you have to watch your opponent clear up
YES YES WELL DONE MARK, WELL DONE MARKHOWEVER.
>>154485000he not brack he rerrow
Mark is fucked
>>154484989You wish you just farted?
Reminder that Mark Allen was fat during first session of this match. Crazy what the sport can do to a man.
Mork's throwing it away lads...
the only way this could get more kino would be if Wu Yize wins, shouts "Yu Wize", then pisses on the table
>>154484991Probs not the best but up there. Wu is such an aggressive player and Allen is always good to watch.
What do you reckon the heart rates of the players are in frames like these? Has that ever been measured?
>>154485030Yes
Nice on Mark.
cam on sleezy
JIZZYBROS, WE'RE DOING IT
It's over.
Yh Mark has lost. Going to bed now
There is a non-zero chance that Mark Allen doesn't blow his fucking head off in the dressing room after this
>>154485050Shaun Murphy has a resting heart rate of 130bpm so I imagine the stress combined with the physical exercise has him pushing 240.
>>154485050The 900 has had heart rate monitors i think
Can only have 1 obese man in the final it's only right
That missed black will haunt Mark for all eternity.
One of the best matches of the last decade.
>>154485089Crazy bottle, legendary stuff
>>154485050Higgins looks like he’s going to have a heart attack every time he picks his cue up walking to the table.
Okay I wanted a cider but I’ve got a bet on Mark ffs pull your fat fucking finger out your saggy loose skin arse
what's reanne thinking?
Mark is already dead inside and out. Even if Wu makes a mistake now, I don't think he would be able to capitalise on it anymore.
Man will need a therapist for the rest of his life after this
>>154485109MUG
I feel really bad for Mark
WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>154485117>*breathes in*>ahahahahahahahahahahahahah
COME ONNNNN
Over
*WINS*
MARK ALLEN LOSES>MARK ALLEN LOSESMARK ALLEN LOSES>MARK ALLEN LOSESMARK ALLEN LOSES>MARK ALLEN LOSES
God I hate Wuuuuuuuu-san twats
Well done Wu.
Are they saying Wuuuu or Boooo?
Is doing the WUUUUUUuuu cringe or based
>>154485167wuuu-urns wuuu-urns
Pretty awesome clearance under the circumstances
they're saying "wooourns"
>>154485167I was saying Wuuu-urns.
>>154485167TSUUUUUUUUU
Massive congratulations to Mark Allen on becoming a four-time semi finalist.
Insane match
>Yize season approachin'NEVER in doubt. Not once, no sir.
I seriously hope Mark Allen doesn't do anything stupid tonight, that black is gonna haunt him forever
Never in doubt
now this might be the difference between Si and Wu
WOOOOOOOOO
WU DID IT BROS
>>154485129>>154485109FA FUCK’S SAKE MARK YOU USELESS CUNT
WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBEST MATCH OF THE TOURNAMENT
imagine if it was Higgins vs Wu in the finals
>Collectively watching a man die in slow motion>One of our lads dying in the steady tide of chinese players>Fate itself denying him the win>Soon all will be Chinese and only the memories of the good days will remainSad tbqh
fuck yes
>Mark Allen wants to kill himself, let's hear his final thoughts
>>154484920That’s usually me and I am at home tonight. But I am making plans to be out all day tomorrow. Promise me nothing fun will happen tomorrow.
>>154485193Austria is an oracle
>>154485194It's OK they'll send Seema to, uh, look after him.
>>15448508950% chance.
Interviewing Mark straight after is almost cruel.
Wu's long-potting prowess may be the perfect counter to Murphy's new break-off shenanigans.
>>154485209Even Reanne is feeling sorry for him right now.
>>154485194bet he jacks off profusely to reanne tbqh
I blame the guy who started shouting shit and got kicked out
Mork :(
>beat Selby and MorkWu is anti-granite
>>154485231Pretty sure this sort of thing is standard in professional sports and just part of the territory, to be fair.
Mark is so fucking classy I'm nearly in tears here lads.
Good interview from Bobbins
>>154485209Fuck that Brit bastard
Best of all possible finals incoming.The chink slayer vs a chink KEK
Wuu
>>154485241Hell get a red envelope full of yuan outside the arena once he's taken his lumps from the stewards.
mark is a lovely bloke but still, it's good he's not in the final he's such a lovely bloke he's glad he lost
>the cracked bottle of Mark Allen
HOWWWWWWWWWWWWW????
I'm happy Wu won but he's gotten so fucking lucky this session it's unbelievable
who's your favourite chinese snooker player ladsfor me, it's the one who looks like thom yorke; can't remember his name
Mah nigga Wu
Utter casual here, that was class. When does the final start and how long could it be realistically?
>>154485276Kino shot.
>>154485209Like tears in rain.
What does the Huya chat have to say about this?
>>154485232Murphy also leaves half chances as bait for the opponents.Wu needs to capitalize
I like how he's talking to his mate and not the interviewer.
>>154485270>milfhunter
>>154485276Epstein did this
Bawkin's pink or Mallen's black? Which was worse?
>admits he just shit the bedadmirable
>>154485276Why not putting the hand closer?
>>154485313Mork's fuck up was worse. Hawkbros stay winning.
>>154485289Starts tomorrow at 1pm lad and is played through monday
>shorn vs the ycp's: the tournament
>>154485289Four sessions: tomorrow 1pm, tomorrow 7pm, Monday 1pm, Monday 7pm.
final score prediction?
>>154485273>red envelope*Little Red Book
>>154485289Starts at 1pm tomorrow. It's played over Sunday and Monday and is a best of 35. Shaun will most likely win on Monday evening.
Reannie should not be there. She has a conflict of interest.
>>154485336>>154485339thank you
>>154485276the ref goes to take his gloves off during the shot, so convinced he was it was done
Yize is very beautiful. Lads is it a bit weird that I want to fuck him?
>it will be a very tough match but I will annihilate the fat white man in the finalNice to see a bit of needle.
>when you remember the Epstein files in the middle of your deciding frame
>>154485245It's called jade.
That pesky Danhausen again
Woo wins... explain that science.
>>154485313Allen's black for sure, that will be remembered for years and years, especially if he never wins a worlds.
Murphy ordered four Chinese and had only received three.
>>154485355take a stepladder
imagine being that one guy who started screaming while the frame 32 black was rolling
I live in Sheff, if I go down tomorrow do you reckon there will be loads of cute chinese girls outside the cruce?
>>154485276
What do you think mark said to wu when he shook his hand? He could have said anything to him and wu wouldn't have understood.
>>154485353
>>154485313Not even a contest, that might've been the worst miss ever in snooker we just saw
>>154484875depraved nights on snooker island
>>154485415"Good ruck kid" - Mark Allen 2k26
>TOTP 1992 on nowCan tonight get any better?
>>154485340It could be close. I don't think it'll be ending on Monday afternoon.
>>154485355A vampire? You want to fuck a vampire?
>>154485411would've been better in colour
>>154485442Vampire? He's a patriot, for sure.
>>154485411kek
>>154485411>>154485466how could one possibly recover from this
>>154485466imagine if this had been higgins
>>154485466his fucking jabby cue action comes back to bite him
>>154485508I was there this afternoon.
>>154485508good post
>>154485508Higgins wouldn't be this obvious.
>>154485520Did the bouncers bugger you after your schizo moment or just rough you up a bit?
>>154485508Thread would be 900 replies of baseless accusations
Man I feel sorry for Mark. He gave us such great entertainment. I’d buy him a drink if I could.
>>154485532>baseless
You can use this pic for tomorrow's thread if you don't find a better one.
>>154485557>based accusations
>>154485564Murphy could eat him. The greed/lust will become too great, and he'll pounce on the table like a spider and consume him.
>>154485557ian mill kc wants to talk to you
>>154485264nothing makes me hate the irish more than irish people
>>154485557Problem?
>>154485612We might have a housing crisis but we live in their heads rent free
Mark realised that whilst he could have won, no one wanted to see a mork v shorn final. Sort of a snooker seppuku. We salute you Allel.
https://youtu.be/GHCclweAeCA?si=5th_u7slKm8BGy1cRIP Mork. (This post may age poorly and be considered to be in bad taste come housekeeping doing the rounds tomorrow morning at the local Travelodge)
Shaun will wake up at 7am tomorrow and his escort will wipe the drool from his chops while telling him in her broken English who he'll be playing in the final.
>>154485663F to the modern jimmy white but instead of world finals it's semis
If any Mark bros need a pick me up just remember:He got a 100 grand pre tax pay cheque tonight.
>>154485714The YoungChineseProstitute may poison him so Yize can coast to victory (they alll know each other, you know)
>>154485466His unconscious had him miss so he would not have to meet Reanne in the studio.
>>154485745And then his winnings from the tournament will come in.
>>154485745Money may come and money may go, but the black off the spot remains.
>>154485745>Reanne tomorrow
seriously one of the most entertaining matches I've seen for years
>>154485422Worse than Davis?
>>154485803>when the break washes you clean you'll know
>>154485466>Marcel about to take his glove off
>>154485847truly a classic. two of the most memeorable frames in crucible history in one match.
>>15448574550% straight into Starmer's pocket, then 25% straight to Reanne, poor bastard probably only gets about 25k.
>>154485466>YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>154486205/sp/ really needs to allow sound on webms.
Checking the highlights>they didn't include the shout out to the Epstein filesLMAOMAO
Guys I’ve got a proposal here - hear me out. New walk on song and nickname for Wu (since he’s not really got an established nickname yet):>The FireballNamed so for Fireball by Pitbull. Chorus has “WU WU!” As its main entry. Brilliant walk out song. Guys hair makes him look a fire firebendery too. (Wu’s manager, if you’re reading - take notes)https://youtu.be/WJT5SGS6qkY?si=UwzLpt9_6Lq24k-A
Got the drip
>>154486920He'll be dripping tomorrow by the time Murphy's done with him
>>154487240I think, despite being Murphy's only fan here btw, that he has a good chance to beat the magic chink slayer.He is younger, probably recovers faster, and doesn't feel the burden yet that Xingtong felt as the defending champion and Murphy will feel as a former world champ and having lost several finals before. Wu Yize can play airily.
Still devasted for Mork
>>154485422It’s definitely on a par with that final between Judd Trump and Neil Robertson. I forget the tournament but it was the deciding frame of the final.
What was that rowdy kernt shouting about near the end?
>>154488193Epstein.
>>154488193“Never forget the Epstein files” to be precise
>>154485422tbf Yiz Wiz missed a very pottable pink and then had another go (albeit a thin snick into the top corner). But sure, Allen missing that just off centre black wit his hand well on the table. In hindsight maybe should have taken a breather, then again if he had missed after doing that people would say he should have been confident and gone straight down to pot it.
>>154489258He rushed it. Hit it too hard for no reason. A slow ball would have fallen.
>>154489579yeh it hit the right hand side of the pocket, a slow shot and the black would have dropped. I guess they don't like to rely on it holding it's line as it may run off and so rely on being more accurate that the firmer shot hit closer to the centre of the pocket it would easily drop. Let's face it tho, even tho players can miss blacks as easy as that in normal play, putting aside the pressure on the shot that would be in probably 99 times out of a hundred without a problem. He picked the 1% of time to miss it.
>>154489579Mark Allen has never choked a WC semifinal frame or match
>>154487569
>>154485466How the actual fuck do you recover from this?
>>154490302I’ll wait for the independent tribunal hosted by Ian Mills KC.
bouldering later
So who's making the collage this year?
*inhales*HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAShorn "Destroyer of Ding Dongs" Murphy with a session to spare, book it.
>>154493062>>154493062NEW
Someone want to make a proper new thread befitting of the final?
fucking tourists
>>154493386thanks for volunteering
>>154485264>>154485612>>154485632fuck you and fuck /briy/
Baking now, just waiting for captcha
>>154493386>>154493505ACTUAL NEW>>154493593>>154493593
>>154493598NOOOOOOOO
>>154493187How is it £150k down the drain? You get 200k if you lose the final and 100k in semis.
