ENGLAND edition
Want to die edition
thats clearly the reichstag
looms...
>>221194828For me it's the Do 17Z
can't decide what camera to get to record and report dangerous drivers. any suggestions?
... wearing my excellent glasses in another lilac twilight saturated in birdsong, and the awareness that goodbyes can, perhaps, be sweet ...
Racism is stupid. Imagine if someone hated you because of your skin colour, or hair colour, or eye colour. You'd be unhappy about it. So it's not right to do it to others, is it?It's like with murder or rape. You wouldn't want them done to you. That's why you agree to not do them to others.
Can't cook anything more complicated than boiled eggs
>>221194902looks like mr beans girlfriend, irma gobb
>>221194889Could get one of those Charlie Kirk cameras
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3ZG2PcGTwA
>>221194920sc
chicken noodle recipe:chicken noodlecajun seasoning 1/2 tspgarlic salt 1/4 tspbutter 2 tsppepper
>>221194902She's morphing into tim
just had a shower
Can't cook anything more complicated than chicken noodle
>>221194949same
>>221194902Jesus fucking Christ rubes shut the fuck up
genocide women
>>221194949>>221194964ktim
>... wearing my excellent glasses in another lilac twilight saturated in birdsong, and the awareness that goodbyes can, perhaps, be sweet ...
>>221194902I wonder how long she spent thinking about exactly which pretentious words to use
the extent that leftypol simps for muzzies is honestly crazy
starting to sweat, bit hot init
>>221194960can combine boiled egg with noodle like them koreans do
>>221194978More for Jeffrey
>>221194997Maybe people on the left believe in equal treatment, regardless of religion or ethnicity, rather than giving certain religions or ethnicities special treatment.
big bruise on my leg, I blame the jews
Had a cream cheese bagel with lox and tomato on it today, I had NO idea
>>221195017well they shouldnt believe that
>>221195000checked
LEAVE RUBY ALONE, I'M SERIOUS, LEAVE HER ALONE
strong language and scenes of a sexual nature
Didn't know what lox meant, it's salmon and it's delicious
>>221195016couldn't imagine being indian. even abos aren't as vile a people as jeets. jeets come out the womb mutated because they live in their own squalor
I'm a supporting character in the story of life
>>221195065Everyone's favorite ;)Did you know what lox were?
>>221195060Lox schmear is the best. Lox sliced is too fishy
… lunchtime wearing my excellent glasses watching live snooker world championships on TNT sports 3 on my tv via sky stream in home …>>221194902>>221194944kek she does look a bit like rTim
>>221195033Okay sure. Instead let's believe that people with your specific religious beliefs should be discriminated against.
>>221195088Yes, Lox is a fillet of brined salmon, which may be smoked. We enjoy them in my culture.
Why are you all so horrible to Employed Woman She is very kind
>>221195114yes thats the correct world view
>>221195125Jobless Troon is pleasant enough, but very irritating.
piss on the graves of jeet childrendefile the corpses of jewish childrenshit on the graves of negro children
>she
>>221195127Then I expect you to publicly campaign for a new law which mandates discrimination against people with your specific religious beliefs. Please post proof of such campaigning in /brit/.Or perhaps you don't want to do that because you recognise that you don't want to be discriminated against. Most people don't, and that's why discrimination based on religion or ethnicity is illegal.
>>221195161on a sunday?
>>221195171
>>221195115Guess I kind of pictured a bagel with Jewish locks on them like a bagel with Jewish curls when I heard lox. One of those things you never think about. But let me get this straight and someone stop me if I'm wrong. Jews get Jewish women, lox, strong community looking out for each other, a religious culture of doubt and interpretation, a Mediterranean country. What do we have again?
>>221195206reftypols company
>>221195206the ruv that dare not speak it name
>>221195175omdz leftypol you neek
>>221195176every single day
>>221195219scr
For me, it's Jennifer Metcalfe.
>>221195125tilde is a weird vpn spammer pedo that just moans about boring /r9k/ drama after somehow getting laughed out of /britfeel/ for being a turbo freak
>>221195236I accept your concession
any big fat man in?
>>221195206little gay chinese fellas
>>221195278was 17st 8lbs, dropped to 14st 8 lbs, now back at 16st exactly
>>221195295corr good loss there, going to get back on it?
Besides Outdoor Boys
>>221195206(8) we gonna lock down to erectlic avenue (8)
>>221195278141cm 85kg 2inches...
>>221195322err
>>221195268More like Jennifer Fatarse
>>221195311literally just did more walking around because of dogberg, I've been drinking more often at weekends so that explains the gainmy weight often goes up and down by half a stone or so
rape and kill zeidy and cloggys mums and then piss and shit on their graves
gay sex
stomach is really sore. enjoy your health while you have it lads dont die like me go easy on the drink
>>221195343One of Yorkshire's finest actresses, and a credit to the Hollyoaks of yesteryear.
women? not a fan
>>221195384
>>221195365What would the green party do if they were in charge? I would say 'and which problems would be ignored as a result' but genuinely no problems are being dealt with at all right now, only constantly talked about and promised about but never actually tackled.
neighboursteins dogberg onamadoneowitz
>>221195365slaughter them to a woman
I vote for whoever garyseconomics tells me to vote for
can I use klarna for bank transfers?
did michael barrymore kill that man
>>221195408New green party policy just dropped (white men only though)
Purchase a pullup bar.
magpies
>>221195468bummed him to death yeah
Celtic vs. Rangers next week Only played 8 times a year so we can watch that
hair started thinning on the sides when i was 24 but now im 27 and my hairs thick as fuck, no idea what changed because i didnt take any pills or anything just kind of reversed itself
>>221195422Ah yes its all groks fault not that hes a complete nutter
just slayed the spire
>>221195425not even they knowright now their politics are ultra-parochial and focus on local rather than national issuesif all their MPs were elected they would get nothing done because most of them are not ideologically united and had little platform on local issueshalf of them would probably ignore the whip and Sir Polanski on every vote
>>221195510go play your shit video games
>>221195497phone ringing off the hook with offers to be in shampoo adverts
fucking sick of my shit terrible life
big ol' crow on top of the tree
>>221195517want to play with me? :)
>>221195521bootstraps nigga pull them
Keep getting pressure buildup in my ears, is it ogre.
>>221195425>What would the green party do if they were in charge?Well
>>221195521have you tried making it better?
>>221195510good lad, tell me about the DECK, whether it was 1 or 2, and which ascension you were on
>>221195487not even a manslaughter charge howd he get away with it
>>221195521ktim I’ve wasted the last 10 years I hate myself so much its unreal
£400 well spent!
>>221195497balding is only terminal if its on the crown/hairline anything else is temporary and likely stress/diet related
>>221195541jesus fucking christ I thought they were about clean energy and restoring green belts, holy shit
>>221194902Need Ruby to tie me to a bed and piss all over my face.
>>221195542i can't because i'm boring as sin and also depressing so no one will be my friend....apart from you guys.....
>>221195542I don’t have enough time
>>221195541We do all this anyway
>>221195570ktim
>>221195582Nope we don't mong boy
>>221195543the gay deck, the gay 1, gay ascension
>reformjewish servants>greenssheed servants>labourjewish servants>toriesjewish servantsany reason why any of you are even bothering to vote?
talked to himslef about the green party again award
>>221195541realistically their own members don't even support these policies and there would be mass MP revolt as we saw with Starmer's attempt to keep the 2 child benefit cap
>>221195559nah more immies
>>221195559They made a deal with those that hate them and will eaten alive
>>221195601Loads of them on bennies, shoved into hotels, immediately put to work in the NHS when they can't speak English
>>221195545>I’ve wasted the last 10 yearsPfft amateur
>>221195559that's because you're an uninformed idiotimagine NEEDING /brit/ as your source of information
*walks in to your house*that's not the best ceiling I've ever seen, but it's up there!
you must have brass balls as a 25+ year old man/male to go around telling people about your "solo trips" abroad (south east asia)
Rorke doing the haka outside a migrant hotel
lads when they see a poo seal in the wildhttps://i.4cdn.org/tv/1777812260072477.webm
>>221195615>realistically their own members don't even support these policiesNo theyre all pretty pro immigration
realised i had a junkie mindset when i was thinking about what superpower i'd like to have most, and immediately thought teleportation because i could teleport into pharmaceutical stockrooms and nick all their opiates
doing solo trips to the south pole (I rape penguins)
>>221195669He's right. They're more prone to schizophrenia and they all smoke weed which triggers it in them
>>221195682Invisibility for me so I could walk around naked and nobody would know
>>221195682How long will it be before we admit opioid use is behind these thoughts?
migrants more like migraine *audience explodes with laughter*
>>221195669*sniffs own farts as i push up my glasses * but Peter what about alcohol
>>221195664most green party members joined because they are dissatisfied with Labour or have a specific local issue they think the greens will solvethey are not joining for these policies, rather in spite of themeven if they did win they would never be able to push those policies through parliament
>Musk's AI told me people were coming to kill me. I grabbed a hammer and prepared for warscr
you will not fuck the penguins or the horses
>>221195682there'd literally be CCTV footage of you nicking opiates, you'd be in jail within the week even with teleportation kek
Green are really trying to get votes in my area. This week I've had 2 pamphlets through the door and some lispy chris chan looking freak try to talk to me about my voteHe was nice enough to just fuck off when I said I wasn't interested, a lot of them are pushy
>>221195736*teleports out of prison and into your bed*x
Why the fuck is there a wasp under my bed Hate insects so much it's unreal need them all killed
Iiiiiit's a fine day people open windows
>>221195743That horse must be put down
>>221195743big bob ahhh horse
>>221195728Greens are a populist party with leftwing populist views. People left labour to join a more radical leftwing party becasue of things like immigration and they think labour are already too harsh on. Youre deluded
>>221195757check for any honey under there
>>221195731>he got "hooked" and spent 4-5 hours a day talking to groki've been watching a lot of catfish youtube vids lately of romance scams where some lad from nigeria pretending to be a celebrity tricks old people in to sending upwards of £50k (sometimes in the millions) to them in gift cards for some shitIt all leads to the same problem, we're all chronically lonely, and people are just desperate for any shred of company they can getit's sad to think about lads
>>221195760it's not a fine day it's pissing down
>>221195757Likely a queen building a nest as they do this time of year. Your house is going to be swarming in them come August
>>221195797Imagine if it built a nest in his windpipe as he slept
>>221195731NORN people are chronically paranoid anyway
leftypol housing wasps under his bed
>>221195790it's gonna piss here as well
the tears of god rotting with syphilis
>>221195778no they went to the your party
>>221195820What's he done that for then
>>221195736i'd teleport into the maintenance area and turn off the power first
Imagine dying mid-wank
Landlordberg just evicted me :/
>>221195857the carradine
>>221195857More than one time I've fallen asleep mid wank and someone came in the room
>>221195880Willy outVery disrespectful
bed time, night night lads x
>>221195783genuinely thinking of doing this, another idea i had was a fake AI charity videos of Palestinian children suffering in Gaza, all those thousands of ten pence donations from shithole muslim countries will add up.
really unfunny posts on here today
>>221195859cute, they stay together for life, I feed this one couple that comes on my balcony
>>221195929Get a life outside of 4chan you sad incel.
Bradley Walsp
is japan still one of those countries where you get prison time for smoking weed?
>>221195951thvt's bvsed omg
>>221195939dont cry about it mate someone had to tell you you aren't funny
>>221195929I woke up 40 mins ago, I'm having a water and a cigarette, just wait....
reds on soon lads
wow this place is bad these days. Like actually BAD bad.
3 litre coca cola bottles selling now at the aldi, the government must step in. I thought they already did I havent seen these in years
Wait a minute, do you mean to tell me that the men are going to kick a ball soon?
Sir Elton John
you had me at men
>>221195979playing against Man United I believe
whats with zoomers and absurdist comedy, its not really that funny posting screenshots of weird twitter posts
>>221195951Yeah, harsh sentences too
>>221195979thinking a cheeky win at old trannyford is in order for flo and the gang
>>221195994What the F*CK
>>221196023
How can the men be united if the city has 2 rival teams?
wondering what to do with myself. might wank
which team does rorke support?
>>221195913Man in nice what?
Yeah I prefer millennial humourMEEPLOLZCHEEZBORGOR
>>221196073rorke calls football wogball and was never picked in pe
>>221196073Rorkesdown AFC
>>221196023Haven't had a coke in years, when you have it with food it makes you eat more. I wasn't allowed to drink it until I was 12
mad how frasier lives in Somerset
can’t even be arsed watching the football just fed up of this horrible horrible life
Can't do fuckin nothing these days without paying money. No wonder bank holidays are so depressing.
Which movie should I watch? Die Hard 4 or Hero?
>>221196108Aww bubba
>>221196088the chad millennial grew up though. zoomer freaks still think they're 16 when they're fast approaching 26
>>221196117Hero, 4 is shit
>>221196115You can suck me off for free lad
wogball
>>221196115sex is free unless you're escortmong
>>221196132Absolute bollocks mate. Millennials spend all their money on funkos and Disney merch
>>221196115the best things in life are free
I'm blondeI'm skinny I'm richand I'm a little bit of a BITCH
tantrum
>>221196153why are you people mentally stuck in 2019? embarrassing stuff, grow up
>>221196164Ruby sinking her teeth into my penis while delivering a sloppy blowjob.
>>221196132STOMP*CLAP*HEY
>>221196088millennichad here, once submitted an essay which i'd written in 1337speak to troll my unc teacher, twas rather epic win if'n i do so say so myself
Not to be crass in /brit/ but I think when you get cum in your ass it should just absorb into your body like lotion does on your skin. You shouldn’t have to push it back out. I don’t think it’s fair to have to do that.
>>221196132>the chad millennial grew up thoughLOL
are shops open tomorrow
I'LL be there, will YOU?
This is a vision of hell. British people tanked up on an economy flight. Absolute horrorhttps://youtu.be/JVtCyvdO-Tk?si=ybodLSpzVKUcgNdA
you ever had Indian pussy?
Rorke and Leftypol funko pops
this week has been a continuous cycle of drinking, passing out, wanking, and back to drinkingi've literally just wanked and drank for the last 5 days
>>221196195alri elton
In Shithole London
>>221196214Living the dream mate
>>221196208https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ox3nfSzL3Xg
>>221196207I will be in a Master Chief cosplay
Pissed off with my mum don’t want to talk to her for a bit now
mad how boomers get one-shot by ai on the regular
>>221196236Woah a homeless person and graffiti. Never seen that anywhere else. Thanks Khan
got a photo with a bird doing bayonetta cosplay once and got a stiffy
>>221196268What did you do with the stiffy........
>>221196236>vegan "egg" tart fuck outta here...
Millennials be like no no no I'm not middle aged I'm still young
the redmen
might get out of bed
>>221196282Got the blicky uh
>>22119629733 is young
can tell it's spring because of the increased need to coom
>>221196191yeah i saw this meme on reddit one time, couldn't really find anything outside of one indie song that was like it though
>>221196208airports and planes do something weird to the psychethe greatest freakouts of all time all happen therei reckon it's the anxiety of flying mixed with alcohol and benzos i myself took 2 bars of xanax and got pissed at the airport only to get kicked off the plane for taking a photo of the stewardess's arse
i see liverpool lost 1-0 then
>>221196268I miss those days. 2011 to 2016 my brother and I went crazy with the comic cons and videogame events, taking pictures and meeting so many random people. Those joyous days are long behind me now.
people are starting to ask questions about zoomers now. this aloof teenager-esque edginess and criticism of millennials was par for the course like 10 years ago, but lil jayden is like 26 now and he's still unemployed and still a virgin. clocks ticking
meow
>>221196345
>>221196297
>>2211962991 Englishman in that team
>>221196382right well that's not a millennial he's clearly 17
>>221196345just saw this on the xitter
you're all really thickthere is literally no difference between zoomers, millennials and boomersthe stereotypes are based on memes that not even 1% of the population is aware ofwhen you compare each generation there is no difference in ideology, personality or anything else
>>221196386there are 2, pus 1 irish and 1 scot
How about it's Sunday Roast but it's a girl with big pussy lips, ever had that?
less than 10,000 people have legally changed their gender in the UK since 2005bruh
just ate a lot of popcorn and got all those popcorn shells stuck in my mouth
just beat gold stake on balatro
>>221196405mad how every fucking thumbnail is that face no matter what the video is about>I put tumeric in my tea and you WONT BELIEVE what happened
>>221196465Tell your mates. Not us
>>221196345A hateful essay that was published on the 62nd birthday of Nigel Farage? What? Oh, don't worry your feeble little mind. You're exactly where you're supposed to be.
>>221196402growing up in the 60s was different than growing up in the 90s which was different than growing up in the 2010s.
>>221196402obviously your formative years are defined by the era, and the era can have unique challenges that define your character. People who fought the war and suffered growing up during the war, will have a significantly different outlook to life than people who cruised through a peaceful and prosperous time in life.
>>221196415>Jones >english
>>221196484deranged post
Melt the biomass down and use them to fill potholes
convince me to get out of bed
>SHOWED a whole COCK up me ARSE, here’s what happened next…
so you never seen big pussy lips is that what you're telling me? Tell you what if you see a really hot girl but she's kind of shy she probably has big pussy lips and she's self conscious
>>221196528roar
>>221196494>People who fought the war and suffered growing up during the warSo he was right.
>>221196519get out of bed
think about killing myself every day now, very close to doing itmy tenancy agreement ends in a month and i've already thrown away most of my belongingsjust a matter of time now and deciding how to do it
Just thinking about how lovely Employed Woman is
Is Bournemouth peng?
>>221196545nah
>>221196561nah don’t do it lad
Worried the gf is falling for far right propoganda online lads She's refusing to get her jungle fever vaccine
>>221196561Kill yourself by starvation like a monk
>>221196540dont know what you're on about, probably some stupid smug retard interpretation of my post, but no you are wrong
>>221196519My cock is waiting for you. x x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRvz8yFqDXI
>>221196566the oppositeits greng
>>221196602>dont know what you're on aboutWe know
>>221196561you're given months in advance to prepare and find another tenancy, why didnt you just look?
>>221196561
you guys ever play the game CloverPit? pretty fun
I can't post
>>221196566Of all the 'mouths is quite leng. Falmouth has it beat though.
>>221196653nah only CS and Fifa 18 years ago
>>221196561Same, just need to find a method that doesn't involve suffering
>>221196664alba gu bragh!
>>221196653aye very fun and addictive but short-lived experience I found
Who is more English an Irish republican or a english born pakistani
Spainoooooooooooooooooooo
>>221196678Honestly thinking of hanging myself Yeah I'll suffer but whatever it'll get the job done and I couldn't bring myself to jump from a great height
>>221196639tenancy has nothing to do with it, it's just convenient timing because i quit my job and won't be able to renew so might as well do it before i become homelessi have £500 left just need to buy a rope and some drugs to numb me
>>221196756>>221196756>>221196756
>>221196751oh okay carry on then hope it works
