night out edition
>>221196756i missed out on this
>>221196756they are so fucking sexy
>>221196756lovely English rosesthe first girl's outfit is coolI want a British gf so bad
>>221196756modern women are quite unattractive
My life is shit and I want to die
>>221196756bristol
Feeling hapless
>>221196722Same, ropes around 20 quid at b&q, bought it a while back Problem is finding somewhere remote enough and the right tree
>>221196796another retard here who thinks women have changed because of a webm he saw onlineboomers were doing the exact same thing 50 years ago you muppetleave your smelly bedroom once in a while?
ever feel like just walking into traffic?
>>221196751how old are you? why did you quit your job? why did you decide to do this?
>>221196799ktim
as they saying goes: poo bum willy wank
>>221196756all have tattoos
>>221196829paki woman
concerning posts on /brit/ today :/
>>221196803why did you say this?
womanmong meltdown again
>>221196829>because of a webm he saw onlineyeh my opinion was definitely formed right now as i saw that webm
bros whats going on today, many sad lads in
>>2211967560:03 and 0:05 are the best
sir pauls gone quare!
>>221196829show me the footage
literally anyone that survives a suicide attempt says they're glad they didn't die. just watch that golden gate bridge documentary
>>221196851yh the loomposting is killer
>>221196865just hangovermongs moaning
>>221196862Shouldn't do that lad
>>221196860clearly bristol
>>22119683338i quit because i'm planning to kmsi decided a long time ago but now i'm actually figuring out the logistics
>>221196869mad how he's still alive at the ripe old age of 112he and Ringo should play together
>>221196887ye but why
>>221196872What about the guy who became a vegetable?
Having a girlfriend sounds nice but then you realise they will ruin your life
>>221196886i went to bristol uni. there is nothing in that video that indicates it was in bristol any more than any other uni.
all women are mentally ill animals
>>221196896Yeah shuffleboard AHAHAHAHHAHAhapless
if you want to die just diewhat do you gain from coming here to blog about it, aside from the attentionooh i just need the right treeoooh i just need my tenancy to endif you truly wanted to die you would go and die, you wouldn't worry about "the logistics" or the perfect tree from which to hang your grotesque body
>>221196880i do feel like i'm dying after a night of drinking
This footage was captured in 1946
>>221196913They probably regret making their life worse I'd imagine
>>221196872bloomer propagandathere is no such thing as a "suicide attempt". those people didn't want to die in the first place. anyone who actually wants to die will just do it.
>>221196920theres literally a bristol uni poster in the video are you fucking blind
>>221196924>ooh i just need the right treeleld out loud>>221196916but its fun
>>221196945this is bullshitt. medic
>>221196924grow up mate show a little respect, you're not big or clever acting like some teenager edge lord duuuur do it faggot like 4chan in 2007
>>221196904why do people generally kill themselves?
>>221196924Alright you're cut off. Cut him off janny
>bloomer propaganda
we're trapped on this mortal coil until our number's up, I'm afraid
>>221196945strange post
>>221196997rocket maaaaaaaaannnn
>>221196936You don't need to take gear though you literally don't need more than pic rel. Two years getting after it in the gym + eating right would put you there.
>>221196924it's a big decision, people like to discuss
>>221196967charge me, doc!
>>221197011food and gym is not going to change your face or height
>>221197011I dont look like this
>>221197030fucks sake
every time someone posts about killing themselves on this website there is automatically this edgelord response like this >>221196924its so automatic and predictable to see a post like this its probably a spambot
he thinks hes fish
erasure
a nor'easter in maynow i've seen everything
>>221196970Sorry to say but nothing about you lot demands respect, and you certainly won't get a shred of sympathy from me>>221197014>people like to discussPeople like to be told their life means something and they shouldn't kill themselves. It's fishing, plain and simple.
But all this I laid to heart, examining it all, how the righteous and the wise and their deeds are in the hand of God. Whether it is love or hate, man does not know; both are before him. 2 It is the same for all, since the same event happens to the righteous and the wicked, to the good and the evil,[a] to the clean and the unclean, to him who sacrifices and him who does not sacrifice. As the good one is, so is the sinner, and he who swears is as he who shuns an oath. 3 This is an evil in all that is done under the sun, that the same event happens to all. Also, the hearts of the children of man are full of evil, and madness is in their hearts while they live, and after that they go to the dead. 4 But he who is joined with all the living has hope, for a living dog is better than a dead lion. 5 For the living know that they will die, but the dead know nothing, and they have no more reward, for the memory of them is forgotten. 6 Their love and their hate and their envy have already perished, and forever they have no more share in all that is done under the sun.
So many retarded optimists here. Yeah bro just hit the gym everything will be alright! Shut the fuck up mate life is terrible.
>>221197030Bro said gimme the McDonalds
>>221197030how many times do you need to keep on posting this mate
>>221196913he just says "bleuughh"
>>221197036It changes your posture for the better and when you lean out your face looks better. Lifting also increases T and this helps your face.>>221197041Yet.
>>221197059Are you ASPD lad?
>>221197076Searching for posts with the image hash ‘G4ASVEjQVuSxNWLisx+O4w==’. 1 results found.
>>221197059>nothing is sincere or seriousAgain grow up little boy
the 'tex arse>>>/gif/30580668>>>/gif/30580668
THIS THREAD IS UNCOMFY!
>>221197067cap. happiness is a choice.
>>221197059think you don't understand how many men in the 40s kill themselvesthe percentage is much higher among people who frequent places like this
>>221197079>Yet.hell yeah dude
>>221197093See you tomorrow mate, and the next day, and the next day
>>221197057From Sydney to Halifax: Total Destruction courtesy of the Tornado.
>>221197091ive seen this fucking house 10 times already this weekend so fuck offsick of your wicked ways
>>221197076Until it sinks in
noooo you cant talk about something you're going to do, that means you won't do it and you aren't serious for some reason
Just ate 5x220g heinz baked beans cans
Lost interest in all my hobbies and just spend my free time waiting to go back to toil. This can not continue for much longer.
>lifting weights changes your faceyou just know this lad has a receding chin
Uh oh melty !!
>>221197096>fake bobno thanks
>>221197120i will post the house again
>>221197115Not even the suicidal lad in here. I'm telling you you need to grow up and start wising up young man
>>221197067yeah but it's funny to be suicidally depressed yet also in great nick, gives off a real uncanny vibe where people don't understand what you're all aboutthey think "this lad is in a bad way mentally, his life is a mess, he should be curled up in a ball" yet here you stand, fit and lean, ready for action, alert, clear-eyed, uncaring, weird.
Wish there were a /brit/ for talking about football. you might say /epl/ but that place is fucking unusable
Literally no point in living. For what? Posting on /brit/, wanking and playing games? I'm gonna off myself too, thanks for the inspiration.
>>221197132not possible
>>221197154did you hear the world cup is coming to canada? should be fun
Might watch the footy bet the thread on sp will be fun
Here is a bit of positive news that will cheer you all up. This is the year I will finally get a chubby gf!
>>221197132when im craving beans i can literally eat them cold from the tinlove beans me
>>221196756>night outexcept it's not a night out since they're all clearly in some flat
>>221197162you might miss a good video game or pornography thoughyou're gonna die eventually (of old age or cancer or whatever) so might as well do the bare minimum to scrape by and enjoy the little things until then
http://v27yxm7p6qz6asdfghjklpoiuytrewqmnbvcxzasdfghjklmnbvcxz1234.onion/VID_20171016_125843.mp4
i also want to kill myself but too pussy to do it
never made any memories me. none worth remembering anyway
>>221197047
>>221197177you'd like that would you you sick fuck>>221197193lovely effort here, very nice
>>221196924>ooh i just need the right treekek
>>221196958>>221197193where is the bristol uni poster then?
>>2211971934 5 6 2 3 1 7
>>221197128That's ASPD. They're on about respect and no sympathy and patheticness all the time. Don't let a man with missing brain folds fuck with you.
stepmum trying on dresses that show off her chebs and big fat arse phwoar
>>221197163
quitting 4chan on monday
>>221197047we got dei for god now
>>221197193greng
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
>>221197189Would love for us to suck each others' cock simultaneously.
>>221197197really need to clue in sooner rather than later that no one is going to click your illegal porn links matey
>>221197197invalid tor address
>>221197227wtf,, why, youre gonna od on sodium
>>221197197 really need to clue in sooner rather than later that no one is going to click your illegal porn links matey
>>221197227you lot aren't right in the head
>>2211971935 3 2 4 1 6 7Easy
>>221197227Who's a big boy then
>>221197227screamdone him
one day someone will post a real tor address to a real forum for youknowwhat and no one would ever suspect anything
>>221197216Why yes I would.
Imagine if you were trying to kill yourself and you had your sad nigga playlist on but you cancelled your spotify premium in preparation and you ended up dying to an advert for we buy any car
>>221197250>>221197281how do you know it's fakeum
>>221197281its why you can still get permanently banned from /b/ for posting pictures of kitchen sinks
feeling anxious at the prospect of my savings dropping below £100k
>>221197301>>221197257i clicked itit's just a link, not every tor address is cp or whatever the fuck you think
>>221197216need her to lovingly peg me and call me a good boy and stroke my hair afterwards
>>221197312Why?
>>221197327'ce
>>221197312wait what
>>221197219blind mong
Imagine being afraid of salt. Grow. Up.
>>221197328Need this with Ruby
>>221197314Alri millionaire
>>221197327tor is for illegal activityyou are a paedophile
hi rorke theres a little fag cat at the door for you
>>221197357don't understand this gimmickwhy would you lie about something so pointless?think wasting my time is funny?
>>221197367only 11% of a millionaire actually
>>221197188pre drinks lad
>>221197361
>>221197335>>221197355nonces used to hide tor address links in the data of pictures, and it became so regular they outright banned any pictures of kitchen sinks. I wouldnt recommend testing it as I think the ban is permanent from all boards even if you just post it on /b/
>>221197030This is worse than Mordor!
>>221197378>think wasting my time is funny?of course
Anyone seen mousey recently
>>221197373so why does the bbc have a tor address retard?bbcnewsd73hkzno2ini43t4gblxvycyac5aw4gnv7t2rccijh7745uqd.onion
Rain soaked incel walk
>>221197335>>221197355People used to embed paedoshit into pictures of sinks and post them on /b/Image upload system is massively improved now and embedded data is detected so I think you'll probably be fine posting a picture of a regular sink
>>221197404meds, now
>>221197386answer the coo
imagine you invite a chick over to your place and she asks you to put some music on (for the mood) so you pull out the thinkpad x220, boot up void linux, plug it into the TV with HDMI and open soulseek like "just waiting for it to download"imagine the look on her face
>>221197415for Jimmy Saville and his ilk
>>221197419looks comfy
>>221197442'tis
>>221197415presumably for people living under authoritarian regimes that censor the internet, i.e. illegal activity you SPASTIC
>>221197431quality 2016 patter that, still as funny now as it was then "imagine pulling out the HDMI cable" screech
>>221197431i cant imagine that because im not a teenager
>>221197431done this
>>221197404taken to hospital due to deodorent overdose
>>221197374don't call him that.
>>221197431
>>221197193Each of these could be a loving mother with kidsinstead the jews made them fantasize about having an onlyfans and going to parties well into their 30s
>>221197484stupid bitch
>>221197431Would never be me as I've got the Navidrome running on my home serverWould never be me as a woman will never let me take her back to my house
>>221197461ah yes so the bbc is encouraging illegal activity?wrong. some people just don't like to have their internet activity tracked retard
>>221197475queer cat
>>221197490grow up incelthey are just having fun
I can see a major system error in youYou think one plus seven seven seven makes twoIf your story ever ever ever came trueCould you keep it together OHCould you keep it together OH
Queer Duck. Now THAT was a show, lads.
>>221197511>BBC News launched a Tor onion site in October 2019 primarily to circumvent government censorship and blocking in countries where the standard website is restricted. This allows users in regions like China, Iran, and Vietnam to access international news anonymously and securely.yh you want absolute anonymity because you don't want the police knocking on your door because of what you're doing on there
>>221197533seething womanmong
how it feels
*surreptitiously puts away me thinkpad with linux installed and buys a netflix subscription for my... um.. what do you even run netflix on? a chromecast?*
>>221197431Say some gangsta is dissin' your fly girl. You just give 'em one of these
>>221197216>>221197328Only troons and OFers dress up like goths at this point. Fetishes are a social construct and nobody is genuinely into them. You'll see zoomers spit and beat each other up during sex because tiktok told them to
>>221197556https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCWCF19nUhA
do you want to stimulate your vagus to improve recovery?
>>221197552i use tor to buy steroids
had a lovely saturday evening with the lads x
>>221197574um we had a good thread earlier with lots of nice zoomer goth images and videos ackchually
i'm the lad that's cried almost every single day for the last 5 years. ask me anything
TOR isnt for illegal shite, its for [thing patently described as illegal]
i have a bootstrapped tails OS on USBi'm a privacy advocate you see
>>221197604no
>>221197574>Fetishes are a social construct and nobody is genuinely into themthat's a new oneyou know people had fetishes before tiktok you zoomer
bulgarian 16 year old girls
>>221197574didn't ask
>>221197604ever thought about getting your hormone levels checked
>>221197604Favourite tissue brand
>>221197588I hum to release nitric oxide and stimulate the vegane nerve
>>221197556It do be like that
im a disgusting foul freak
>>221197607That's what I said
>>221197552what is even the point of an onion address when you just browse the same website on tor browser?
>.onionhuh
>>221197624cant do that no more
the pandemic of mental anguish that afflicts our time cannot be properly understood, or healed, if viewed as a private problem suffered by damaged individuals
Right into Shintoism recently
>>221197574stop using social construct as a synonym for not real
>>221197629legit SCREAMING
>>221196756women are lovely!
>>221197604gonna cry later?
>>221197665i always forget if the kami is a japanese thing or a korean thing
>>221197683wasnt really that funny grow up
>>221196756I hate women
>im a disgusting fowl freak
>>221197672got bit by a german shep one time as a kid
>>221197629lol x
>>221197698i am laughing and you can't stop me
i just developed a new crush but she's married and lives in greece
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1F9x8ieKfUQ<3
>>221197629fucking roaring out me nostrils
>>221197699
>>221197703you've got no fucking idea what youre up against
women are god's gift to mankind
really not that funny
>>221197705It's a mutt with shepherd coloring
>>221197629lmao
the new cop
just remembered walking home last night shouting ktim KTIM!!! for no reasoni've literally gone insane
>>221197628thought about it but i'm scared of going outside>>221197629i don't use tissues>>221197689i was crying earlier, but yes probably
whys that funny
when he starts talking about his jellyfin server instead of netflix
>>221197770ktim except i yell nigger in my empty studio apartment
you guys don't know self hosting is the shit now
>>221197629LMAO!!glad i went back and checked this post, one of the greatest howlers of all time
i've got soul but i'm not a soldier
>>221197767is the rest as detailed
>>221197763>that guy afraid to touch herAbsolutely SCREECHING
>>221197767where do i purchase the hyperrealistic big veiny boob women figures so i can shoot 15 ropes all over them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frZiw_7Rgjs
>>221197767thought that was a plastic figurine on first look
mumberg asking me who "kateem" is and why i keep shouting his name
>>221197763yt women love this shit
>>221197810chris moyles: i've got ham but i'm not a hamster
>>221197767those are fake tits
>>221197838he's a friend of Kay Timmers
Going to drink beer in the garage all day because its nice and sunny out
>>221197805every fanny in a 10 mile radius just became drier than the sahara desert
>>221197836The gf
womanmong vanishes and indian porn-addict appears
been fucking raining all day
>>221197484the wall came for her
desperately want to kneel before a woman and have her violently piss all over my face
oh yeah bitch dancing in the moonlight
>>221197847can't tell if this is a midget or just a short woman amusing proportions either way
>>221197884lying down works better
>>221197880>the walldid you incels just learn that people age?
>>221197884same but in reverse
>>221197878Hulllad?
>>221197884Me too!
>>221197894kneeling is more erotic
watersports are quite common most escorts do itbut if you filter by "hardsports" there is literally just one women who does thatit's some 47 year old bint that charges £400 an hour
>>221197805Dunno if you're taking the piss or not but I think it's great. Good way to learn and get hands on experience with networking. Love learning shit I do, can never learn enough shit I say
honest to god I sit here every day and laugh out loud at my own posts I submit to this threadsometimes I will just think of a post and laugh out loud. Happens when I'm work as well even. I'm losing it.
>>221197929learn to network with some bitches
>>221197919>hardsports?le poop?
should be mandatory to post ruby granger's arse photo every time she's mentioned
£400 an hour for watersports is very expensive you can hire a self drive boat for 8 hours for only £230 here
>>221197929>Love learning shit I do, can never learn enough shit I sayme when i was 18 now i'm old and couldn't give a fuck if i tried
>>221197955it is far too nice an arse to be attached to an autistic adult harry potter fan
>>221197955um i think thats against the law :/
>>221197955start feeling myself through my jeans whenever that is posted
>>221197932Show us your best post itt then
>>221197973fucking TERF bitch.
>>221197943Networked with your mum last nightLegacy bint didn't even want a three-way handshake before she took my packets
>>221197951>>221197971hardsports not watersports, and yes it is le pooi would pay £500 to have an 18 year old girl shit on my chest
some girls will let you pee on them
just go on youtube or tiktok it's all escape netflix no more google build your nas it's all the popular stuff now nobody wants to pay for netflix any more can't even share accounts now
>>221197992
>>221197973female equivalent of a sleeper buildbet she's got nice tits as wellneeds to start an onlyfans pronto
>>221197992>i would pay £500 to have an 18 year old girl shit on my chestwhy
>>221197971you mean hire a boat and get the slags to piss on my face on a boat? This sounds great.
listening to Death Metal while having a pint at Spoons
>>221197992:|
>>221197987well in terms of (You)s it's probably the OP which has done iron man numbers thanks to my carefully chosen webm
>>221198017no just hire a boat and explore the cornish riviera
>>221198040but where do the women pissing on me fit into this?
New>>221198043
>>221198028Based copt
>>221197763crikey hell thats an arse
>>221197907would love to slap her with my cock
gotta finish this one before we have desert
was it really necessary to delete that thread just for anons to post exactly 12 times in this one?
he is a fair man
in here I guess
hes absolutely off his rocker
its faira touch indelicate but fair
>>221197030Reddit HQ.
>>221196936Connor Murphy was literally retarded back then and is now full blown insane.
>>221197096do you have to lubricate to squeeze into that or did she just decide to moisturize before?
>>221197763>>221198091She'd probably be able to hold herself up better if she lost some of that dumper
