nyc edition
quick pint at the Cannon & Fishhead
can't be going around talking about being pissed on
anon going to the local Chinese because the cute Chinese waitress was working that day
mad how you can make fun of short women and they like you more for it
>>221198063roar
>>221198065better to be pissed on than pissed off
>>221198043nga look like bert
>>221198043I believe his story tbqh, HR is there to protect higher ups as representatives of the company
>>221198029i need lessons in this skillteach me how to farm (You)'s
reminder
getting ridiculous nowneed someone to physically drag me from my bed
>>221197847why is the floor wet
>>221198065How else is it going to happen lad?
gen z boss and a mini squatting over me and releasing hot piss from her smooth bald pink twat
fancy that brigipson
don't understand misogynists women are so fucking sexy they are the best thing ever love them
>>221197992can you explain the appeal of poo stuff i just can't understandif it's degradation you're after then surely there are easier ways to go about it, or are you into the poo itself? how does something like that even develop
>>221198110piss
>Nah, but to be fair I just go back from my solo trip to Thailand so I'm a bit jetlagOh aye, what did you get up to there then?..>Oh uh... well I was just... it's the culture and the.. the... food! Yes, that's it.You haven't been watching those Manosphere podcasts have you?>Oh no... not into that shite...Mhmmm.
>>221198126started off with regular anal and butt playthen started wanking to women facesitting and farting and stuff if you watch enough porn your tastes get extreme
>>221198119so you treat them like objects then yeah? welcome to the club mate
piss is disgusting, squirt is alright tho
>>221198119occasionally you have to interact with them outside of the context of porn
>>221198140and how did the piss get there
>>221198119better when they keep their mouths shut
>>221198102yeah she totally did something out of an erotica that only an indian could write
>>221198043This is such a disgusting phenotype.
>>221198149and this person you're having this conversion with... is he in the room with us right now?
>>221198152shoulda know it was the porn. grim
>>221198119extreme women hate and extreme women love are just two sides of the same virginous coin
>>221198078FEMLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
>>221198158same thing
>>221198191love women me
>>221198170>>221198162>>221198153wrong. i love talking to women. they are kind and offer a different perspective. and they are nice to look at when they talk. very cute.
>>221198170
The Chronicles Of Mousey Volume XII: The Horse Years
>>221198218nigga you're brown
>>221198205crazy
Sir Virginous Coin
>>221198119i want to crush womens skulls in with a ball peen hamma'
Reporting all my tinder matches
>>221198183I must have had this exact conversation maybe one thousand times by now
>>221185519diego seething at this thread
>>221198182
how can you tell who's blind at a nudist resort?it's not hard
the cans, they're calling to me
what ever happened to Rube's Granga'
The perfect roll for the perfect post
>>221198214fucking bender
>>221198239i dont :)
>>221198242With yourself in your head?
>>221198255
>>221198260Okay then. Tell us.
>>221198282that was the answer
>>221198264this is Connelly
>>221198268married me and lived happily ever after
>>221198271so let me get this right. you are calling me a homosexual because i like... women?
kek, my waifu utterly killed it on SNL uk haahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RfwUPDIOHs
room smells of feet balls and cum
>>221198281religious people always do this when prestented with an argument>lol you have no idea>i don't even have to explain myself
>>221198102the whole thing is a male fantasy. There's a fundamental lack of understanding of female sexuality running through the story. It reads like the one-handed typings of a deranged coomer.
when the futurama gang travels to an alternate gay universe and they ask gay fry what his favourite pastime is >>221198271
>>>/sp/154496622
>>221198300Lesbians like women, queer.
I WANNA SEE RUBY'S GRANGER
>>221198328he's their problem now
/sp/ is so fucking weird like you have grown men there posting>goooooooaaaallwhen a man kicks a ball
>>221198325meh you tried too hard
fart loading...
>>221198361
>>221198318why would you bother arguing with someone that isn't asking questions in good faiththey would only ignore it and respond with more platitudes they heard online
>>221198345nah it's good craic it's literally just this thread except focused around a sporting eventthe world cup threads are honestly a great experience and I look forward to shitposting in them
>>221198182the woman is quite beautiful desu
my boss when i accidentally work too hard during my shift at the don't try too hard factory >>221198359
thought it was like 20:00 but it's not. not even 16:00
/brit/ is so fucking weird like you have grown men there posting >poooooooooooowhen a man goes to the restroom
>>221198345yes :)
rorke's king
>restroom
Mama used to be on disability but gave me this ability and now she walking with her head high and her back straight.
>>221198421
>>221198316Just say a CEX next time mate
juat got off the phone to are Rube's. she told me she fucking hates niggers!
>>221198421Please please please please pls pls pls pls pls
>>221198421right well that's chappell roan's big arse
room smells like indian pussy
toiletstein eats the poo poo
>>221198421is she a real or fake lesbian?
>>221198451When she's degrading me during raceplay
>>221198421well, if you ask me, seeing how obese she is, her name would be more appropriate if it was "Brappel Roand (read like round)"
ayo that black pussy got ya boy rorke acting up buck wildin'https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1777819546834120.mp4
>>221198507=
>>221198294yes she has bootiful eyes
>>221198501based
feeld any good?
>>221198518>>221198528ok
just ate some cheese and that was it nothing else
>>221198530dont think I've ever watched a movie with her but I recognize the eyes, yeah very pretty
>>221198545It's the top and bottom of an "s" you see
>>221198507why does this dog have such a big cock and balls
looked at my feet and started cryingthey look like baby feet
>>221198507:/
Woke up this morning with a foot fetish. Never been into that sort of thing before I went to bed last night. Must've had a dream that rewired my brain or something. Scary how that can happen.
>>221198546CHEESE YA CUNTCHEESE YA CUNT
>>221198577He's ready to breed (man arse)
>>221198592I rubbed my fowl feet on your face while you were sleeping
>>221198555
any "gay" bachelor in?
>>221198592chemtrails in the water supply
>>221198592
Getting a bit too gay now lads
>>221198592Was jacking off to them during Lent because I was off porn and guess I thought God would be OK with it. Was a lady with a pretty but abnormal face with crooked teeth wearing a latex dress and no panties and that gave me the fetish briefly.
It's curiious how women's bums are so appealing when poo and farts come out of them
>>221198646*feels up your thigh*why would you think that mate?
>>221198652no, they don’t
>>221198643Vile shqiptar
>>221198643fucking sex
>>221198652Probably from when we were fish but almost not fish and looking for floatation devices that's my best guess
>>221198646*has full blown gay sex with you*yh?
Thoughts on russian orthodox christian rituals?https://litter.catbox.moe/clns23.mp4
just did a massive yawn and genuinely dribbled down the front of my shirt without realising
>>221198652child bearing hips taps into our breeding instinct
It's a fine dayPeople open windowsThey leave their housesJust for a short while
>>221198677damn Tiger really went all in on the rehab this time
>>221198552I recommend:PhenomenaDark CityRequiem For A Dreamalso Career Opportunities which is a pretty forgettable film but it captures Connelly in her absolute prime
he's always playing on the computer
>>221198700guessing this is either the gay blowjob drone footage or the soldier getting his cock and balls cut off with a knife
>>221198610>
>>221198721ktim
>>221198715respectfully I think we all know her prime and that's all I will say on the matter
>>221198704sometimes I will wake up to a puddle of drool on my pillow I'm genuinely a cro magon motherfucker
anyone watch the UFC? my boy Quillan ZEEMED that caucasus rodent
>>221198728wrong.
>>221198726Stupid bitch download a fucking smoke practice map then don't queue bot
must have nutted to this carol penelope bitch 600 times already
>>221198715>Requiem For A Dreamoh yeah i've watched that, grim movie, didnt like it
no want but to give
>quilliumisn’t that squidwards rich brother
>>221198738my brother
>>221198721Fuck off with your incel projections
>>221198715Might watch A Beautiful Mind soon.
>>221198744i stopped playing matchmaking because of mirage literally 9 games out of 10 were mirage
just slurped up some goysloppy noodles like the good little cattle I am
who here baldcel?
Why do African 'men' always have long nails? It's something I've noticed
>>221198687actually screaming
>>221198776pretty sure the only 3 maps I played for 3 years were just mirage, dust 2 and overpassfucking ridiculousmirage was the most by far
another day of mental torture
>>221198791Feel like English people do too
>>221198791for picking the food out of their big teeth
>>221198643bet she has a lovely tuppence
>>221198740stopped watching it a long time agomma is bollocks these daysused to be a fun sport back when the champs were matt hughes, gsp, anderson silva, cain etcfights were fun back then today it's turned into boxing
wahey
>>221198821yeah but then why not just one long nail, like a coke-spoon of a little finger?
>>221198814Not true because I bite mine impulsively.
Two people have died and a major incident declared following an explosion in Bristol, police say.Avon and Somerset Police were called to a residence in Sterncourt Road, Frenchay, at about 06:30 BST before officers cordoned off the area and evacuated nearby residents from their homes to a "temporary rest centre".The force said the incident was being treated as suspicious, but "given the recent change to the UK threat level, we would like to reassure the public from the outset we are not treating this as a suspected terrorist incident"."We ask people not to speculate around the circumstances and continue to encourage the public to avoid the area while emergency services respond," it added.Officers said inquiries were "at an early stage, but at this point we are not looking for anyone else in connection with this incident".The force has not yet confirmed what caused the explosion.
>>221198805>overpasslucky bastardi never got overpass in mmit's insane how the best maps (nuke and inferno) never get selected
>>221198829i'll kill all 3 beasts in this webm
>>221198787Gen Alpha are so lucky. Several cures for the plague in the pipeline
'pool getting beat by manuexpect a spaki mega melty later tonight
>>221198829unironically has a Black boyfriend nowthank god she's not a proper ANGLO lass
>>221198737I already mentioned Phenomena
>>221198787kahteem!! KAHTEEM!!!(on finasteride but i look ridiculously because i'm already norwood 3)
>>221198854I played on NA servers a bit with some American friends and I swear they only ever play fucking NukeI also hate inferno because it's quite overplayed too and 90% of the spastic Russians in the game don't know how to play it
>>221198829just a lil nibble, they allowed a nibble
Got too much hair me
don't understand why that goat webm gets reposted
Windows indexing using 30%!!! 30!!!! of my CPUI'm fucking switching to Linux fuck this
>>221198879would lick her pits until I run out of saliva
ALEX FERGUSON DEAD AT 83
>>221198875russian tactics are basically just rush b don't stopand inferno is terrible for that kind of strat, you can't rush banana but they keep trying and losing
does anyone know
>>221198787pookahteeming
>>221198920meanwhile
>>221198902it's cutegoats having a little chewgirl having a giggle at itjust a nice webm
this girl I just matched with bio is “combination of beauty, elegance, brains and a good sense of humour” people take themselves way to serious
one for the preppers out therehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGV8__usNpQ
>>221198924Russians in other games can be tactical geniuses but I swear as soon as they launch CS it's like they get a rock twatted over their headsDeeply unserious nationThey should be segregated to their own servers like in League of Legends
>>221198879should be illegal to be this peng
>>221198941He mogs me wtf
>>221198928damn
>>221198857shut the fuck up you disgusting brown beast. literally fucking kill yourself, and i mean LITERALLY
rorke
>>221198928If this ever happens to me I am going to inject every steroid under the sun. The only reason not to roid is baldness so if I go bald that natty card is getting handed in.
cleaned the flat now I don't really know what to do for the next 2 days
>>221198943based cute enjoyerneed more positive people like you in the world(but please, post some other webms too)
>>221198946The brains is a lie if she matched with you.
I'll be funny :P, I'll be fine :s, I'll be flirty :3, I'll be shy >.<
tax welf noh werk
>>221198787ktim
>>221198949people have been asking valve for russian servers for like 10 years and it will never happen
>>221198968Ktim boo
>>221198867*pinches your arse*oops *looks away*
>>221198979Not necessarilyCould've been her good sense of humour at play
>>221198964sad, strange man
The last time United beat Liverpool it sent Spaino into such a meltdown he got his trip banned.Just a heads up.
>>221198991would settle for a different game like the chinese version
>>221198969Roiding is retarded because it fucks up your face too. Very few people have faces that look better after steroids. It ages your skin and grows your skull cap
A black linesman? What next?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZeLdNVpAsQ
>>221199013Bizarre lie
australians are all tall and fitalways picture them as chads herecannot imagine an ugly incel in australia
>>221198946probably tongue in cheek and it's you that's taking things seriously
>>221199004Touchè
Apparently Sabrina Carpenter is a virgin
when's the last time you saw one of these?
we are so back
I’m so broke I genuinely don’t think I’m going to have enough money for my trip to London with my brother and I don’t have a credit card or overdraft either so I’ll just be stuck
>>221199013Yeah might stay clear of /brit/ and /sp/ until tomorrow night
>>221199022don't care, if I go bald I am leaving humanity behind
>>221199040When I go out here every lad is taller than me
Josef Fritzl sex arse
>>221199051scotia!x
>>221199040same thing in canada
>>221199048The Olympics
remember to vote for the Conservatives this Thursday lads Kemi is counting on your support
>>221199052don't go to london then not hard is it?
>>221199029simpler timeshe was lucid then
>>221199009yeah? tuff cunt aye? meet me at Kingswood Station. me and the boys will fuck you up
>>221199040I'm balding skinny pale wear glasses, have a shit haircut and crooked teethif still consider myself handsome
>>221199056samefag award
>>221199088Voting Plaid and hoping Reform don't win x
>>221199048these, paper straws, the plastic lids that dont come off, all pathetic drops in the ocean that have virtually no effect on nature's spiralling decline despite probably costing millions to implement
Live and learn. Hanging on the edge of tomorrow.
no-vah scoh-shee-ah he says with a limp wristcanadians are so fucking cringenot like australians who are basedwhy are aussies so based?
i think the lib dems have the sexiest candidates
if the Tottenhamians lose tonight I will record a legitimate poo scream on Vocaroo. it'll have me screaming and pooing
Don't care, voting SNP.
>>221199112>plastic lidsstill get them at lidl. no idea why the other supermarkets replaced them all with plastic sheets.
>>221199088what's the vote for? election?
>>221199095Trains already booked my boy
>>221199088i've "had enough" of badenoch(it's supposed to rhyme)
>>221199112it's funny how people blame capitalism but the majority of the ocean plastic comes from a communist country
>>221199119we're not gonna shag you mate
>>221199112Fuck off rorke its all for the environment*builds 4000000 data centers and runs GPUs nonstop for a decade*
Everyone wants to be tall but it's not always goodI'm 6'4 and the sinks and work surfaces in my house are uncomfortably low, get a bit of a stiff back doing the washing up because I have to hunch over
>>221199119aussies are gay and weird I once knew an aussie who ate 5x 220g cans of beans in one go
reckon a few MPs have wanked over beni's arse
me on the left
we're all in here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLQhbRGv5qU
>>221199111My fucking nigga!
>>221199149The contracts for the energy used in data centres like this pay for the green energy infrastructureEventually it'll be a net positive to the environment
>>221199156i knew him too! he was based!!!
Chief Kyiv
>>221199134I'm specifically talking about these, did they really think people not recycling the caps was such a major environmental issue they needed to change the fucking law?
>>221199147there's no communist countries. every country's economy is contingent on the global capitalist economy. even north korea liberalise their trade with friendly nations.
porn
>>221199178clicked this expecting to scout peng tings in short skirts but no it's just bloody trains
hate everything lowkey
PLAID GYMRU
>>221199186you really believe that do you
asked for a pillow as a birthday present, past a certain age all I desire is nice things for the flat
generating pictures of fat Chinese women on ChatGPT
I’m officially white boy wasted
>>221199186how much of elon musks cum did you drink today
past a certain age a man without a pillow to sleep on can be a bad thing
>>221198318Diego does it all the time>>221198378When you say "questions in good faith" you mean "questions which don't challenge my opinions"
>>221199230why x
>>221199230get the candid phone camera quality prompt in so it looks less ai generated
wheres umbunny :P
it so lush
>>221199149all to achieve such great things as>>221199230
>>221199230fucking corr love fat chinese women>>221199186screaming
>>221199268replayed both games myself a couple months ago, still great
fresh bedding is on. 4x lush x
who else home alone afte rfinding out the igrl you fancy has started dating someone else, after you asked her out a few months ago and she said she "idnd' twnat to date anyone"
>>221199268i have 4000 hours in portal thanks to my little speedrunning venture(15 minutes glitchless)
>>221199298indeed
Should've been mormon probably
>>221199298that's code for she doesn't want to date you. you probably came on too strong
>>221199268this was a triumph :3i'm making a note here.... huge success :3
>>221199298stop pretending to be drunk this is embarrassing to look at
>>221199298me except i have a restraining order for repeatedly going to her house after snorting cocaine
There’s nothing “English” about a “full English breakfast”
ausdogs love adding o to every word
>>221199298the girl I fancy is already in a relationship but it's a very strained and wobbly relationship which I'm praying to God will collapse soon
>>221199315mormons are guaranteed sex so probably a good idea
>>221199219Don't have to believe it when the data exists
>>221199318im not drunk>>221199316just dont understand women if you arent really clear they dont get oyu wnat them and if you are then they get the ick *excpet with others do itlol)>>221199343lucky guy>>221199321lmao what
>>221199250no i mean questions that aren't just angry projections of daddy issues that no one that has spent more than 5 minutes sincerely engaging with the topic would even think to ask
data: *exists*
>>221199300what classes as a glitch? if you can't skip through elevators and walls i don't see how 15 minutes is possible
ah yes Idnd' Twnat, I remember that Morrowind character well
>>221199298>WAHHHHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHHHShut up you stupid cunt
eating porridge lol
>>221199360knowing my luck the relationship will hold and they'll probably get married or some shit
Jesus merciful christ. Everything has happened there.
it's bad luck to stir porridge counter-clockwise
>>221199360if you're the one initiating conversation all the time, from their point of view, you become a chore to reply to. got to ghost them for a bit to give them an opportunity to miss talking to you
>>221199369https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6kPFwLnLWA
I HATE MY VIRGIN FREAK LIFE!
>>221199361So if I ask "where is the evidence that indicates God's existence", you think that means I just have "daddy issues"?Likewise if I asked "where is the evidence that indicates the effectiveness of the MMR vaccine", does that also mean I have "daddy issues"?
Turn the fucking wind off, cheese and crackers I swear to God
>>221199369bear in mind you're literally carrying a device that lets you instantly jump to another area - if you know the layout of the level you can do it in seconds
Where's the Archive.
>pretends to be drunk>gets called out >lies and says he was never drunk Ok bro
>>221199403done that was doing that strategy that maybe got me to sleep with her in the first place but then she pulls this card (i dont want a relationship *with you")
my life be like ooh aah
>>221199408ktim
>>221199403might try this one with the toilfu, she does sometimes message me first but it's like a 20/80 split
Gore.
>>221199230
Wish I was drunk
Ha ha 3
>>221199197It's the EU matethey just relish the chance of putting a few 100 small businesses to the wall having to throw away a couple of 100 grands worth of packaging
>>221199420>>221199420>>221199420
>>221199413>bruh nevr heard of the biblebaka
Rats
>>221199413the immediate anger and aggression you exhibit when the topic comes up is indicative of daddy issues. the reason you don't get an answer to your stupid question is because everyone already recognises that you are epistemologically closed to any possible answer and even Jesus himself appearing in front of you would only cause you to doubt your own senses, which is why you've stupidly equated your question to one that pertains to peer reviewed scientific study and not metaphysics (the actual topic in question)
No Prostitute.
>>221199467king
>>221199467based beyond comprehension
>>221199561Ok.
