You pushed him a little bit edition
sothisisthenew!
*poot*
Got the vanoss gaming on for old times sake
>>221214658s
finbar pouring water in his cereal
*yawns**stretches**farts*
>>221214679finbar is dead
>>221214695wrong, leftypol diedfinbar has been born
ww3 in my toilet, the nukes have been launched
What's a decent meal I can make with mince
>>221214742mince pie
>>221214742big bowl of mince
>>221214742Spag bolBorgars Tacos Dan Dan noodles
Someone linked me this general from casualuk and I have never seen so many fucking digusting comments about women and blacks, jesus christ just take a look at yourselves all of you
>>221214785please rape rorke
LIVERPOOL
>>221214785too many horrid wankpuffins and ghastly fuckwombles here
>>221214785black nigger roaring
>>221214785
>>221214742https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1777872770703422.mp4
>>221214742mince
>>221214785Link the thread then
tung tung
Any SmartSchoolBoy9 sightings
>>221214880why's he sopping wet
>>221214785Nice LARP berger
>>221214912you're not though are you
any wretched goons in
>>221214963alright
>>221214818nigga is RED
big batch of scrambled egg on the way
>>221214984More like Transylvanian from Rum, Mihau
>>221214922we all robert the bruce in life x
hate women
brain hurts
>>221215032>>221215034ktim
got banned from redscarepod and when i asked why its because ‘i had the wrong vibe’
>>221215056literally samehorrible place
I want to smell a twink's hair
>>221215064dont know what this means>>221215079its because there was a post about some woman saying ‘im ugly! im wanted by the government! whos got an 8 inch dick for me to suck!’ and i posted a comment about it being cringe and performative and 2 minutes later down comes the ban hammerdont know why i even use the app
pootoiling at toil
>>221215106there's loads of girls like that now who try way too hard to be "redscare" and it's very cringeall the actual crazy women that used to post there in like 2021 got banned from reddit ages ago
>>221215126paid to poo, always hustling
>>221214927erm
I need a bum chum
Emma Watson has a pooey bum.
>>221215183I wouldn't be gay if that was my gf
hate seeing that i've got a (You) and it's just egypt
aunt and uncle made their yearly visited yesterday and i never scampered up to my room faster
>>221215056
>>221215233ktim every time anyone comes over
>>221215211You've got another (you) now to put in your (you) bank
Could go for another lox and cream cheese bagel right now but I just ate one. Could eat a pastry I guess. Like an apple fritter maybe. I guess I don't know.
>>221215254omg thank u
>>221215326yvw bong brother
>>221215310ktim
right well that's another 15 anime girls retweeted to the tl isn't it
My estimation of Jon Bernthal as a man just fucking plummeted
might go to lidl and buy the croissants
>>221215358ktim but anime boys>>221215360never heard of him
>>221215360Congratulations on the £30m contract for a film series, Jon
>>221215374certain people won't like that
>>221215376Have u not watched punisher
quick browse of purpleport before work
going to stop wankinghad enough
>>221215399grow up
>>221215420
wish there was a word between normie and normalfag that didn't sound embarrassing to say in real life
>>221215430normaldinho
>>221215440very good suggestion which i will now use
>>221215430normalfriend :)
>>221215440roar
soft anglo twinks with light colored hair and a horny backside
>>221215475Faggot
>>221215454:)
battyank onamadone
>>221215482cud b nice tho
can’t believe they are making the Aldi workers work on a bank holiday
out with the bad boys of brexit x
I luv her so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qqeyhd3ddIhis camra days are ovaits not for him but it might be for youhe gettin a monday mornin cash injectionps5 days comin on strongit might not be for you but its gonna be for himso get in therrrrrrrrrand its lush
>>221215475*soft anglo twinks with black hair and a horny pink backside
rorke going to Aldi in Shrewsbury to harass sacked tranny only to fall in love at first sight
England has superior art, architecture, literature, food and music to any of the Celtic nations, yet the latter try to flex the fact that they live in grey, miserable hillocks that the humorously term 'mountains'.Woe to ENGLAND's enemies!
>>221215608france is celtic and they mog us on food and architecture and classical music
>>221215585When you say pink backside, do you mean you like a rosiness to the buttock itself or that you like the bumhole within to be fresh and unstained? I ask as I, personally, like a little browning of the anus
>>221215591She doesn’t work at that aldi
happy SPANK holiday
>>221215616>t. Gwilym Dafydd ap Lloghyboghyllgoch
all the british people are off today so 80% chance nobody will bother me at toilit's like having my own special bank holiday
>>221215616Frenchwomen belong to English men
may the fourth be with you
>>221215640Is that a bloke
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/r1b/country/EG/we get it egypt
>>221215618rosinessthere is no great combination than an anglo boy with black hair + light eyes + pink skin
>>221215619Which one does she work at, and when's your next shift?
a bugs life made grain look so good
black women age a million times better than white women and that’s simply a fact
>>221215684not necessarily true
>>221215684doesnt matter if they age better if they dont look good in the first place
girls born in 2010
i am the angry pumpkin
>>221215692True for the most part>>221215698Me when I lie
>>221215585YES
>>221215728the one from that webm? I'd be angry too
>>221215684both are mogged by east asian women doebeit
>>221215750not true unless you're a yellow fever freak
>>221215430normalos and normans is used in peep shoe
love when you see random flags occasionally pop out to make a comment and vanish againthey are all lurking here, its all happening of /brit/
>>221215759quite fond of normans
>>221215616only brettony is celtic and it rightfully should be in british hands
>>221215773the rest of france is celtic too
>>221215762What's Egypt like then
>>221215767reverse harold godwinson be like
were the normans vikings or celts
grand rising
>>221215777its not tho
>>221215775stupid fucking programme
my first computer had a 20 GB hard drive
>>221215790Veltings
>>221215790vikingified celts
Everyone here having somewhat understandable conversations while the Egyptian is facing the wall and babbling nonsense to himself
>>221215792absolute shitholenpart of ponson imo
>>221215798Take me through an average day for you
>>221215804thats canary wharf
>>221215792Grand news for the bames itt, their leader has arrived Sir Nigger Cock
>>221215793what is it then if not celtic
right well that's 41 deleted egyptian posts
>>221215803as far as bots go the purpose behind it is just baffling.ah yes let me make a bot to post on /brit/ under the egyptian flag claiming to be a highlander and never saying anything of substance.
the read
drake was always so fucking zesty how did anyone like him
>>221215803thats just mihai's sovl come back drom the dead, fully disembodied from both body and intellect
got the Jeff beck on
>>221215822umm frenchfrankishromance
>>221215841What's that got to do with the price of fish?
>>221215814yea exactly
so whats sir rosenior’s scent of the day?
finished my last can of corn based Hernandez's Own african-irish IPAtime to hit the water bed
>>221215841I saw him in concert. What a great musician.
still remember when computers were like 500mb of ram and we would go get likek a top up like extra 256mb put into the pc
>>221215851just fucking kill yourself
>>221215860for me? jake bugg
>>221215872Never heard of him
>>221215873early stuff was goodlike mix ofoasis and johnny cashdecent guitarist
remember lil peep
About to watch this, what am I in for?
>>221215890I'll check him out
>>221215898was he the guy who linked up with spotemgottem?
>>221215898Kek what a dead bitch
>>221215908yeah that's the one
>>221215911lol
>>221215898>>221215911
>>221215870wow, you alright
>>221215757it's an objective fact thoughever, fetishes or no
… breakfast time wearing my excellent glasses watching Miami F1 Grand Prix on sky sports F1 on my tv via sky stream in home …
>>221215938well you would say that seeing as you moved to japan to fuck them i'm guessing
>>221215750I think white and black women age more gradually while east asian women just sort of transform like a pokemon evolutionthem slopes wake up on their birthday and they've gone from sultry chink milf to decrepit prune
>>221215955He’s correct tbf
新選組
>>221214626watched this film with gfberg yesterday.she says she wants to watch the Sopranos but i suggested goodfellas first as an intro to mafia shit as im not convinced she'll get on with sopranos on account of her being a fucking WOMAN
>>221215955I accept your concession>>221215959not wrong, but if i had to choose, regardless of the race it'd be the asian "sudden aging" option, would rather have 30 years of a fit bird, then 10 years of a fit bird
God I hate checking Brit in the morning, full of dog shit posts. Sort yourself out lads
Too many kids with basic biblical names going around these days like Isiah and AmosIf I have a son I'm naming him Habakkuk
mangas are my bible so my son's name is going to be Naruto
>>221216010
>>221215996I have given up on watching complex films with the gf as she just asks me questions about what's happening throughout the entire filmin HEAT she couldn't remember who was a cop and who was a bank robber
I would love to smell Emma Watson's farts.
>>221215996>Cockblocking yourself from a sopranos rewatchBizarre move
>>221215997what concession
crier in the plaza shouting carthage must be destroyed
>highs of 14C, partly cloudyit's another bloody scorcher
>>22121603218c for me. might kms
>>221215996ohhh get a load of this fanookehehe eh tone, you heard what I said? I just called this kid a fanook
Suspecting that this pouch of inflammation on my gum is not just tissue inflammation but instead a gigantic sack of pus or perhaps some kind of egg and I'm being used as an incubator for a parasite
so australia has just been wiped off the face of the earth, then
>>221216019Speaking of mugshots, I’ve been having fun browsing this site recently because of the state of these runtshttps://mugshots.com/
>>221216032back to regularly scheduled doom and gloom for the rest of the week though
Leftypol xisters?
Any lads want to get together and restore the Stuarts to the throne?
>>221215948>>221215972morphing into tim dillon
>>221216054Theyre like full on spanish now i think
>>221216051grim grim grim
>>221216051jealous, i won't survive today
>>221216078April has no business being that warm
Sir Waning Gibbous
hate everything
>>221216086even the wind is hot
>>221216053wonder what finbar thinks about this one
>>221216092scream
I've heard there's people who love everything, like every food they try tastes smashing, every song they hear impresses them. They just won the genetic lottery to always feel happy.
love nothing
get along with russians far better than i do with americansreally cant stand the cuntsits like the whole country is on the spectrum
>>221216119not even women?
Just pood but might poo again
Out for a little jaunt before coffee time
>>221216130treasure it, one day you will poo your final poo
>>221216107what about 9/11
>>221216121In real life?
washing my sofa cushion covers
>>221216141Nice weather
remember mel and sue
>>221214626
>>221216161reddit slop humour
>>221216121 Genuinely hate Yanks. Not even memeing either. Literally despise these things with every fibre of my being.
mad how stan lee came up with all those comic book characters
>>221216143Too right too right
wanking gibbous
>>221216145It changed everything
>>221216188Too right too right
>>221216190you now remember shoeonhead
>>221216158these the cheeky girls?
got the lovely polish asmr on
>>221216158Reckon they lezz off together?
morning niggers
>>221216158Saw Sue on a game show recently. Very old now. Grim.
>>221216202No i dont know any of these
1940s slop 2010s slopBoth ugly and soulless
>>221216222mel could still get it tbf
>>221216211I'm listening to a girl with a nice voice reading elder scrolls books
>>221216218h-hi...
>>221216218morning you black bastardx
>>221216145Loved it
>>221216218sup gang
why do all brits who watch v for vendetta say it's real
>>221216165Yeh? Wot u doon bout it eh? Ill bash yoo silly pie face
My mateLoner just like me
>>221216226one bought for 10p, the other bought for £2.50, now both owners are multi-millionaires despite doing nothing to earn itbroken britain haha x
>>221216232listened to a Dutch girl do that cute accent on them
>>221216257Poor chap hope you get some friends
>>221216166Probably just stole most of the ideas from other people like all of them do
morning lads. let's make today OUR day x
so many times while speaking with an aussie and a yank at the sametimea brit and an aussie have a significantly stronger shared type of banter that a yank doesn't understandin the 3 way convo, the yank will think we're being friendly towards him but secretly the brit and the aussie are going back and forth with subtle banter mocking the yank but he isn't sharp enough to clock on
Had a weekend of boozing and now I'm pissing out my arse it not right
>>221216278i've already arsed it up so i'm trying again tomorrow
>>221216287just bullying, not nice is it
>>221216287Thing I hate the most about yanks is they all have unwarranted egos, like that's how they've been socially conditioned from birth is to act like they're always the main character of every situation. So exhausting to be around.
going for a morning poo. thought you lads would be interested in knowing that
katy rule with di iron hand x
>>221216289How much did you drink?
>>221216294what have you arsed up today?
>>221216287Yool nevr understand me pie face but I'll see you in the ring
>>221216308yanks, in the US, think that people from YEWROP are the most interesting and fascinating individuals they have ever met and always make them the centre of attentiontherefore, when they come here, they expect to recieve the same treatment
Spotted a gr*y
Really ought to book a haircut but don't want the anxiety of anticipation that comes with it
>>221216379just go to the turkish barbers and let bossman give you a trimremember to take cash though!
>>221216337why are you taking pictures of other peoples gardens
>>221216405Take photos of everything everywhere Cherry blossom on its last legs
Iry Hor, a predynastic pharaoh of the Naqada III period of Ancient Egypt, is the oldest named human in history.
>>221216421Fine British history moment. Thank you burger sir.
I am become poo
cucumbers & milk
watching High Plains Drifter. Clint Westward straight up rapes a woman in the first 20 minutes
rorke
>>221216441>straight upFOY
>>221216441The good old days? Can we say that here
>>221216107need a gf like this
>>221216421but wait>Kushim is supposedly the earliest-known recorded name of a person in writing.>The name "Kushim" is found on several Uruk-period (c. 3400–3000 BC) clay tablets used to record transactions of barley.
standing desk kind of day
>>221216453It's ruby init
>>221216478ruby gf is the goal
standing wank at the standing desk
>>221216448Pie face
>>221216457>>221216421it's too difficult to accurately determine the dates of tablets and writing to find a definitive "oldest" name. sorry!
BBQ sauce on my titties
>>221216482What about you- you're in a country with loads of attractive women that aren't slags and don't have tattoos.
got my crocs on x
just what in the hell is going on here?!
girrrrrl wtf
>>221216507mhm not for long*licks*
>>221216510nice
>>221216509>loads of attractive womendoubt.jpgyou're right about them not being slags or having tattoos though, wish we had that
>>221216519That's a 70s era strat. You can tell because of the headstock.
so there I was sat barbecue sauce all strewn across my teets
>>221216527Any girl with Asian eyes starts off with +100 pnts in being attractive. Plus they're rarely fat.
>>221216534do you like that?
I want to go to Palestine as a charity volunteer and provide aid to them
>>221216534true, prefer the smaller headstock
>>221216556You won't though. Won't even leave your grotty bedroom
>>221216556aren't you worried about the missiles and that
>>221216550Yes it's a good pic. Post some more
we out here vibin we vibinwe vibin
>>221216560I own both varieties now and i have to say my small headstock strats get played more than the large ones.
>>221216563I’m not even in my bedroom>>221216564Nah wouldn’t bother me
>>221216568like this?
Quick trip to Japan
>>221216580own a strat, don't like it
>>221216588she's so cute i love her <33333
>>221216588I mean ok yeah. That's a small headstock strat.
>>221216608lmaoaoaoaoa
>>221216610liminal
>>221216636you don't know what that word means
I’m a 46‑year‑old bloke as of the 3rd of May, and lately I’ve been feeling old and, honestly, a bit unwanted in general. It’s strange because I don’t really have anything major to worry about. Sure, I stress over everything, including my perimenopausal wife and my 10‑year‑old child with ADHD, but I’ve got a decent job that pays the bills, even if it bores me half the time.
>>221216651Are you wearing your excellent glasses?
no new not ever
>>221216609what's the play if you have a kid with a bird like this, not knowing she's had surgery, and your baby comes out with a gigantic schnoz?
>>221216671https://vocaroo.com/14LLjupvm3xU
>>221216687least foreign man on /brit/
>>221216687I showed you my penis please reply
finna play some hades 2
>>221216257That blackbird is probably collecting food for his wife and kids thoughbeit
>>221216713Still need to finish the heaven route
>>221216736>>221216736>>221216736
mmm gravy
>>221216610Cute little building
