>>221221560Tasty poo poo popsicle, TPPP I wish I had it in me
well here we are then
watching Around the World in 80 days n ITV1 and they just showed an advert for vaginal dryness cream
todays scran for when I watch tranny scat porn while the wife is away
mad how mumberg and dadstein still arent home yet
>>221221560>>221221991apartheid subedish
>>221222115fat cunt
surely this isn't the thread
we're all in here>>221222036>>221222036>>221222036
Hi lads
>>221222179right well that's a young woman's nubile body showing her breasts, tummy and light pubic hair isn't it
>>221222111the jackie chan one?
>>221222179no we're notalso mental that the new got deleted but this stayed up
>>221222226Grim
>>221222226bros mum buys his shoes from shoezone
>>221222227Yes starring Steve Coogan!
>>221222226sup mouldie
Chelsea vs. ForestIt all comes down to this...
Heard the ice cream van twice now but he hasn't appeared on my street yet. Not on
pudding anyone?
all my clothes are in the washing machine so i am naked for the next few hours x
did the man kick the ball?crikey that is exciting, make sure to post all about the ball being kicked by the man!
nigga name is keir
>>221222311too much protein causes baldness
>>221222314naur he's done you there footy fans. struth
fucking george floyd screaming
>>221222366roar mew
>>221222356
>>221222334:skull:
>>221222356that's plastic isn't it
*does a rap*went to the loodid a big poothat is what i like to do
kirking my charlie rn
>>221222406real shit?
Grim worktop/electric meter lad is always making meals for one :(I pray for the day he posts a meal for 2. The day he finds his special someone.
hate the rolling stones because mick jagger puts on a fake American accent
Might sneak upstairs for a bank holiday wank
>>221222427They're robbed off Steve Dawson's twitter
flies are such usesless little cunts why don't they invent something to kill them all
Alright so I get warned for making a thread that belongs on /pol/ cause I referenced leftypol but this biltong munching poof can spam the same image day in day out and it's fine?
>>221222115Where did you get those pickled onion crisps?
>>221222349says who?
sucking a soggy weetabix
>elder millennial starts raping faster than will smith
>>221222462wasps kill about fourteen thousand tonnes of flys and other nuisance insects a year and people still hate them
>>221222458Oh, I never knew. Don't know how to feel now.
>>221222466janny does 5 minutes of work then fucks off for the rest of the day so you're in the clear now
heart rate at 58BPM there
stage 1 of sanding and retreating my chopping boards and big wooden worktop thing in bathroom complete
want to know whos out there paying 170 quid for medieval peasant shoes
>>221222552leftypol gimps probs
>>221222507>weetabixweetbix, however, thank you for supporting the australian breakfast food industry
>>221222539
>>2212225521,000 people by the looks of it
>>221222563well that's me put in my place
not this tired auld gimmick
>>221222578elton crumble
on my gay porn grindset
>>221222222
>>221222573yeah but what are they like what's wrong with them
pinkpantheress does not know how to extrude a mesh in blender
>>221222552finbar, he can't tie his shoes
av hud enough ae aw they dafties am gan tae dae awa wae masel
>>221222617you cant "extrude a mesh" tho
>>221222617i'll do it for her
x
My friends got a girlfriend and he hates that bitchHe tells me every day
>>221222617i'd extrude my mesh in her blender
bank holiday wasted award
Hope there is never a new Bond film to be honest, I know they would ruin it
>>221222669I am full Palestinian R1b.
>>221222693the creg ones are shit
right that's it I'm going to buy some jeans
>>221222693here's your new bond
>>221222693they'd fill it with woke and transgender. palestine
I am full Danish R1b.
>>221222669sounds healthy
Yes get the sexy black men posted
>>>/fit/77242347>>>/fit/77242347>>>/fit/77242347early new
Farting up a storm at toil. Must be the chili I ate on saturday
Trannies are now stealing used tampons to 'wear' them
>>221222751nah that's out of your system
>>221222783Tilde wtf are you doing that for!!!
>>221222719True but they would be even worse
>>221222693did the man be a spy and shoot the big bad guy?
>>221222617she probably can do it in her mind without blender. her old man is a mathematician at a university. there's a video of her calculating the dot product of two vectors in her head.
>>221222783You need help Please call 111
The good place.
>>221222783Summary?
any PAYE pigs in?
>>221221560The fuck?
>>221222692ktim award
>>221222820He summarised it in his post you fucking mong.
>>221222820literally hang yourself
more like a wank holiday *wanks off everyone ITT*
>>221222783I hate God.
>>221222783this has to be illegal
I have mental health
on my way to the corner shop for a can of monster, let's hope bossman's working today
>>221222884ktim
>>221222860>>221222850Not reading your personnel essay/novel
>>221222820He used the cashier's period blood, that he found on the bathroom's trash, to masturbate thinking about her.
All of you have some serious growing up to do
jus b urself bro
>>221222944You lot need a hobby or something new to obsess over
>>221222969is that shota carmack
>>221222969To be fair what the fuck is he on about
>>221222969>go along with the retardation of womenA lesson was learned that day
>>221222969chad made the same joke at the sandpit and she laughed
>>221222884same but it's good
>>221222969KAHTIMMMM
>>221222969superman that hoe
>>221222669love Weezer
>I am deeply afraid of irritating someone or being in awkward situations. Here’s a list of things that I did as a result of that fear:> Hesitated for a couple minutes before waking up my roommate when the fire alarm went off> Pretended I didn’t know a childhood friend when they said hi because I didn’t know how to act around people I used to know> Ignored people I knew from class instead of saying hi because I didn’t know for sure if they remembered me even though the class had only 10 people in itktim [1][1] https://thienantran.com/talking-to-35-strangers-at-the-gym/
razor ran out of charge so now my knob is hairy on one side and bald on the other
wew
>>221223040pics?
doing a VERY cheeky poo
>>221222969mad how he trooned out
>>221223025I may be a yank, but spiritually I'm a british dole scum
>>221223025what I find amusing about Spoons is its owned by a right wing Brexit supporter, it provides cheap beer to working class men and yet the staff are always fat weirdos with multicoloured hair and emo throwbacks.
dryerberg on a loud one
>>221223025dead leftypol jokes
there's a bar near me that allows smoking, apparently one of the last in my state that doesreckon i'd get lung cancer just walking through the doors
the outside is my dryerlive in a hot area you see
>>221222820
>>221223109that's a honky tonk
>>221223109used to be like this everywhere before the woke mob took over
damn this is power https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLA3fN9Irc0
MOMENT
>>221223109Can't even smoke on patios here
reckon that dwarves have the biggest cocks in lotr
cloudberg doing its best to ruin bank holiday monday
last week of uni lectures and then ive got my final exams in 3 weeks. still havent made a single friend. hate economics and probably wont get a good job with the degree because everyone else did placements/internships and ill just have a temp retail experience. ai all over the place, economy in the shitter, still retarded virgin etc etc. hope you lads are doing alright
>>221223040I use veet for men.
desperate to move to america
>>221222969This exact scenario happened to me in primary school except it was the 'Doctor. Doctor Who' knock knock joke and I was trying to be a smartarse and kept asking them to finish the jokeStill haunts me
How easy is it to fare dodge on the tube
>>221223314yep, will never happen though. mental how we live in the shittest part of the anglosphere despite it being the origin of it all
>>221223334piece of piss at the quieter stations
>>221223336the government knows everyone that could, would move there so make it incredibly hard
>>221223329made a girl cry because her name was flora and i kept asking if she was butter
chelsea bull fi dead
>>221223336you can move to australia, which is like a first world version of south-west USA
bart raped milhouse
we vibin
>>221223382What about at euston
my Anglo pride, i will not hidemy Anglo race, i will not disgrace
>>221222478
>>221222783that's brave actually
cornish cruncher
can i get this subsidised on PIP?
>>221223510wearing this to sea shanties
>>221222783one of the most disturbed things i've ever read
(8) what do we do with a drunken sailor (8)
>>221223451You are in love with her even though she does not know who you are and never will :-)
just expelled enough poo to end world hunger
business idea: shipping australian poo to africa to fertilise farms
had 11 or 12 pints at sea shanties last yearwell thats the diet fucked isnt it
gypsies finally moved their caravans off the random patch of grass in a residential area that they decided to colonise. as you would expect, they left behind all of their rubbish, empty gas cylinders, dog/chicken shit, burnt patches of grass etc etc. why the fuck are they like this
>>221223592low iq theyre barely sentient
Star Wars Day today lads. 4th of May be with you and that
>>221223592extreme iron levels in their bloodit makes them impulsive and very friendly to their caribbean counterparts
this is the story of a girlwho raped a nigger and drown the whole world
>>221223592everything i hear about these people suggests they’re basically just abos but not even native
Mousey has a tactic to get free postage (for small letters) yet REFUSES to share it unless you're on his top-tier Patreon. Selfish Scotch cunt!
why is pog face called pog face
>>221223663The term "PogChamp" refers to a 2011 promotional video called "Pogs Championship" by Gutierrez, in which he wins a game of Pogs.[15]
>>221223643Are abos actually that stupid? I’ve read stories of them just standing in roads or being bewildered by fridges.
what would you do if a swarm of enraged wasps furiously swarming around your urethra trying to burrow inside it mistakenly thinking it’s the entrance to their hive
amf C
(8) you don't sniff petrol from a can (8)
finbar claiming abos would be just as intelligent as the white man in the right environment
>>221223684they literally sleep on roads
got a bit chilly might go back inside
(8) dio canobelo belo (8)
>>221223643Yeah but gypsies are actually well hard. people are afraid of them
bump
>>221223684they lived in tiny huts made of sticks at a time london looked like this
>>221223769name on mikey
might move to new york
>>221223778and london was built off the back of exploiting those "hut dwellers"
tomar what would you do if rorke came up to you and started gay porn twerking
>>221223803for what matetheir sticks?
pushed something brown out of my arse lads. concerned. might see my GP about it
>>221223803why couldnt those hut dwellers amount to anything more? they only had thousands of years
feeling anxiousjob market's fucked if i lose my job its over for me
invisible aussie strikes again
>>221223743>no I have not seen your spare tyre bro
>>221223821I'm one step ahead of you lad waheyEvery day above ground a good day
>>221223781Eh
>>221223809have her arrested NOW
probably applied to 50 jobs and only heard back from one which i promptly ignored when they wanted to ring me
>>221223803lmao
>>221223829raygun at 2024 olympics
>>221223869dont get sanctioned honey
>>221223869HATE WORK, i just want to be unemployeed with pay forever
scary that ill be dead someday
*echo* looms... looms... looms...
washing machine going brr brr brr
friend's been unemployed since being made redundant in march 2025could be me next!
>>221223895not me, I'm already dead
>>221223871
>>221223821lost job in december and still lookingparentbergs are getting aggressive with me now even though im still paying rent to them
>>221223895yeah I really wish we knew what happens after we die cos it's very ominous innit
>>221223885it's absurdly easy to skirt by the standards are so low>>221223912FONT
>>221223912Big deal I have literally been unemployed my entire life since leaving school at 16 shut the fuck up
>>221223942not a fan of this
well then that's a white man being sexually dominated by a black woman
>>221223902how ye getting on in yer runs pal
if i lose my job will genuinely have to move to london or bristol or some other hellholeno jobs here and remote work has dried up
>>221223942those masks itch so much if you don't wash them first
>>221223942genuinely think porn should be banned
id i die and go to heaven or hell or wherever, i'll just be wanking there too, so not really afraid of death i am innit
>>221223942my dream... my nightmare!
>>221222693favourite Bond film/actor/theme song?
>>221223951this, too scrappy to be poor, though.done everything from selling bacardi from the europe in pubs during the 90's, pushing ten bags to teenagers in the noughties, cash in hand work and counterfeiting
might get on PIP as a safety net
I'm a good artist (can draw the internet’s darlings of furries and porn) and think I could try commissions but it’s not stable work is itWith AI work like that won’t last forever if it even comes in the first place so how would I explain the gap when applying for a real job
>>221223918thought you were full scottish?
right well I just walked past the bathroom and heard sisterberg doing a loud high pressured piss
>>221224024self employed freelance artistset up a portfolio with any sfw stuff you've done or do some specially for it
>>221223778could say the same about white people vs egypt in 3000bc
>>221224052Stand outside the door and say "sisterberg, my arch nemesis" when she opens it
>>221224052me when my 'sister' is sackedtranny
>>221224075scrim monke from Croydon
>>221224052would get rock hard if this happened to me
Our brains should adapt to naturally have the buzzed good feeling of being drunk in our normal state without the bad sides of being drunk
>>221224063and i'm sure white people living in 3000bc would be well peeved if they heard it
>>221224012Counterfeiting what
>>221224059Don’t know if that would work since my style is quite anime-esque and people aren’t looking for that
>>221224075i say this and i look like this
>>221224063But on an objectively linear scale that doesn't make sense considering both places still exist and Britain is about 200 years ahead of Egypt
Europa. Home.
>>221223885>friendFONT
>>221224136den/ger/swe/ita looks like a mermaid
>>221224136ok this is epic
>>221224136divegrass
>>221224136neat
HOWLING>Gray-haired woman in 'Make America Kind Again' t-shirt filmed delightedly beating Donald Trump pinata to pulp with metal barhttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15788485/trump-pinata-woman-make-america-kind.html
>>221222783I feel fucking sick.
not place better to state it than in a roadside bathroom stall
Mental how I can clock trannies online by typing style or even their profile pictures in some cases
Finally fix my sleep schedule and just bored out of my nut during the day. There's no winning. I'll never be happy or content.
>>221224136*chucks them all the washing machine*
>>221224202there's a few in this thread surely
>>221224204ktim
hesky time
shove that up your arse,keir,,,, !!!!
>>221224135and china is ahead of england. so what?
>>221224204KAHTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>221224179you *whack* will *whack* be *whack* kind *whack*
>you mad rorke
Excuse me you most certainly can not "clock trannies" by their chosen typing style now if you'll excuse me I have to go attend my 800th driving lesson.
They'll ban pork soon
>>221224215Probably but I assume everyone in this thread is a man. If someone has a female display name but types like a man or talks about stuff only men typically like then it’s a tranny.
My Wifi connection is good but abysmal in multiplayer games, and I cant get ethernet so fuck my nigga life
>>221224075what a lovely lad
business idea: mug that changes colour to indicate when the tea is finished brewing
>>221224252and so they should
>>221224269I will ban this idea
>>221224273Yak
>>221224273bonobo for a classmate
>>221224225there's him done then
>>221224225give it a rest Harry
>>221224273Rorkes mum didn't make the cut
Black bitch Kemi twerker in chief
>>221224226LOL95% of China looks like this
>>221224299he thought he cooked with this one
finna add 2 sets to every exercise of my routine
>>221222944>He used the cashier's period blood, that he found on the bathroom's trash, to masturbate thinking about her.Sacked Tranny why did you do it
>>221224269Not a bad idea but I would prefer a mug that changes colour when the tea/coffee inside is cold. Hate it when I forget a cup on my desk, come back to it in an hour or two and get a mouthful of cold coffee
>>221224324do you actually believe that?
>>221221560schauts amol
>>221224329would it not make more sense to add 2 sets (or weight) to one exercise, adjust to that new workload for a week or two, then do the same on another exerciserather than doing it all at once
*turns you all gay*
>>221224336alri dido
>>221224243Imagine being so racist that you actually think this woman isn’t attractive lmao, Rorke’s got serious menthol elves
>>221224324Not really considering nearly 70% of Chinese people live in cities
>>221224351What if I was already gay?
feeling resplendent lads
>>221224346no thats too big now
>>221224342>>221224360oh my days you actually think china is some futuristic supernation living 2100 because of some sparkly LED lights you saw on youtubeoh my DAYS
>>221224166It's called football over here in the real world>>221224176Yes lad, cans
>>221224292>>221224336it will have wifi and an app
>>221224376>posting shit bait on 4chud grow up mate
>>221224376You’ve never been to China, Rorke. In fact you’ve only left your shithole provincial town a handful of times.
>>221224273>PigeonHahaha fuck no
>>221224376That's the goalposts moved
>>221224382The demon is finally dead
>>221224377we call it soccer which was the hip way to say association football in 1880sall the cool kids called it soccer
Mousey predicted that Forest would win....
>>221224400>>221224401PPP too, so it's being VERY generous
>>221224382whys he bloody resting when brexits not done yet
rorke practicing his jumpstyle
>>221224407>all the cool kids called it soccerAmericans aren't cool. Canadians are alright but only when they're not sucking up to America.
>>221224346need a lollipop stick the size of a pool cue
>>221224417Can't really counter this post can you? can already hear the little yellow fever incels desperately scrabbling out some cope
The rorke takes it allLeftypol standing smallBeside the victoryThat's his destiny
>>221224427Little commie twink loved it
2 months and i will be lean and on my way to normiedom
>>221224430i meant in england but i agree with your take on americansthey're big fat losers imho
zoomer historian is so fucking ugly lmao
>>221224469zyzzian hitlerian pledge 2026
>>221224478they make me cringe because they take themselves so seriously
>>221224417Based on Chinas own reported figures? They purposefully obfuscate those you naïve worm.
>>221224482>>221224482>>221224482new
>>221224478I am glad we both dislike Americans. As for England, pretty much everybody here calls it football instead of soccer. But I will forgive you for saying soccer since you are a fellow yank-disliker.
