another marilyn edition
having negative thoughts about the government
who are you supporting to get promoted? for me it's Hull City
>>221224482Marilyn Monroe behaved like a cute girl, 50s were tough. Nowadays she could be an instagram model.
>>221224349perhaps you right, lad...perhaps you right...
>the chinamen are actually hiding how rich they are!omfd finbar
>>221224515lol why
Would I get kicked out if I went to a bri'ish restaurant, ordered a cup of english breakfast tea and asked for a slice of lemon?
ziedy is cracking me up on /sp/
>>221224466YJK a good shagging from a BWC and he'd soon drop the commie act
bins go out tonight
>>221224515i will never understand why any parent would serve up their children to the brains of perverted internet freaks like this
>>221224522intellectual black hole more like
>>221224539No a cute waitress would look at you like pic related and say 'alri luv'
>>221224532tigers are cool, cool kits, and the clubs supporters are usually chill despite the club being owned by turkroaches
>>221224552Varg is mentally ill and retarded what did you expect?
I wouldn’t even be here if I didn’t want to say something salacious and inflammatory. This place is your containment zone but for me it’s just a playground. And your in-jokes are not funny, never have been.
we at /brit/ say good luck hearts !!
>>221224522screaming at bret 'the penguin' weinstein
>>221224522most intelligent atheists
>>221224522scrinf
Hope there's something decent to watch on youtube before bedtime tonight
>>221224552Eh she's ugly though
>>221224619How so
>>221224626new veritasium video
>>221224576i don't know who that is tbhq but yeah, i expect it's legitimate narcissists or literal retards who do that. still makes me a bit mad though
I can't post
>>221224507Done a hate speech then, Father?
>>221224689
>>221224522apart from joe rogan and sam harris i haven’t a clue who those people are
>>221224708sc
vote quimby
>>221224708scream
watching this thing about Michael Portillo going round Japan on a train. they're funny little people aren't they
I think I genuinely hate AmericansI don’t even view them as white anymore
>>221224705s
PC Music influence completely ruined Bladee. He wasn't confident enough in his own artistry to carry on carving his own path after 2019. Probably because he's a full-blown leftist trying to pander to people that hate him.
>>221224641horrible to say about a child but not like it matters
Never wash jeans me unless they've got visible stains
>>221224705
>>221224708insecure lil man
>>221224732Ainu argue with that
>>221224732portillo has lived a great life. a great man.
>>221224689looks just like you, does she?
had a great wank to pierbi and her wife earlier
>>221224768looks like my sister who has a mulatto child
>>221224708
mad how tumblr purged all porn but now it's back
so uh you guys like doing stuff?
bit awkward talking to a lass when your friends know her cause if you fuck it up you KNOW she'll talk shit
how does an unemployed drug addicted waster even get so many gfs
hate when the days are longlove when it gets dark at 5
>>221224864https://youtu.be/CMrcYUxBAxc?si=yQ6PdJtdNNh9190B
>>221224689Quintessential colonial post
>>221224864you should watch peep show
>>221224864if you think getting women is about being 'successful' then you don't understand women
>>221224864leaves his bedroomdoesn't seethe about women all day every day on 4chan.orgSTART with that
got a 6.5 inch willy
Wonder if ive fucked my soul up with my cuckolding fetish
>>221224765He's a cluster of paradoxes that one but he does make a ripper travelogue
upstairs neighbour on a loud on as per. hate him
>>221224864they dont.
seriously though you should stop wanking to tranny porn all day in your smelly childhood bedroom as a start
killing my self bye
empty fill my cupi fucked up
>>221224905admirable but mistaken
>if you think getting women is about being 'successful' then you don't understand women
>>221224905ktim but 6.2 inch
spunked to some chubby yank tart off twitter last night
as if that's not what you do 24/7you are a hypocrite and a clown dont reply to me again i won't read it
apparently you can grow your dick up to 0.5 inches naturally
heard that one before
>>221224967Alri Machine and the Florence
don't really like it when they use their arms like humans
got the mars volta on
>>221224942it is true though. only incels think getting a girlfriend is about having a career earning 300k a yearthere's countless bennie scrounging druggies with girlfriends roaming about
Fares you have lost your damn mind nigga
I'm fi dead lads
>>221224963only when that one stops being an ignorant clueless piece of shit i.e. never
>>221225041mariachi slipknot
that reels muck has turned my brain to sludge
Based pastor
>>221224708poo squeal
>>221225084screaming
going in bath might shave my cock and balls after
>>221225045there are but they aren’t really girls you’d want to be with most of the time
the mane six have to stick together
I miss him so muchHis gimmick was simply multimedia shitposting but he did it so elegantly and intelligently
Might ban brits from Rhodes if you cross me again
>>221225138tell them to stop insulting me then because i've only been nice to them but they're so fucking histrionic they have to cause drama
whatever did they mean by this?
>>221225148Alri Col Ossos
>>221225172the Spurs of next season
chelsea bulls lostwill city bulls restore my faith?
raping my own arse
The niggers
>>221225250Citeh have to win
>>221224671He's a literal murderer and arsonist
/brit/ fi dead
>>221225127the post was about quantity not quality
>>221225172not making top 5 so making sure they don't have to play in the ECL
Any hearts vs rangers man in
how painful do you reckon it is to get hit by a trainprobably pretty much instant if it's going fast enough right
pull up in a death wagonkill 'em all it's the ballad of the dead
>BREAKING: Two killed after car driven into crowd in German city of Leipzig, mayor says /deutsch/ is blaming us for this........
>>221225313instant painful yeah
might buy an electric guitar even though i can't play and have no intention of learning
>>221225320nothing to do with me
>>221225320fucks sake what happened now
>>221225336just learn wonderwall
>>221225313probably instant knockout
>>221225336ktimsitting in the corner of my room gathering dust it is
I'm fi on di chase lads
>>221225320wtf they're slagging us right off
the man kicked the ball
>>221225386
>>221225392silly languagesilly people
>>221225412s
fact: australians are the most powerful beings on earth
im gonnae sang cher lloyd by cher lloyd
Buzz sweets are so shite now that half of them are veganYet another thing 'sheeds have ruined for the white man
>>221225277oh
I used to whip out the acoustic at afters when I was at uni. Knowing a couple of Elliott Smith covers will get you play btw.
>>221225433what possible reason could someone have to making a bot that spams incoherent gibberish on an obscure sub forum
>>221225439gp
>>221225454he's going to sell his high post count 4chan account to prospective buyers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StD58kKA12U
Just make stonking great posts me
well that's the entire day wasted
>>221225531Come down to Rhodes
>>221225531sleep in did we
I HopeYouallBeton Chelsea losing .. !!
>>221225513
>>221224626mine is wall to wall dogshit I can tell you
Britain is a big island, trust me
>>221225313lots of times the train tries to slow down, so when it hits you get sliced in two but not completely obliterated, and it takes a couple of minutes to die. there was a case here where a woman survived for 10 days in hospital before dying
>Sun comes out just as the weekend's over
>>221225575not that big really
>>221225543got up 3 hours agodid nothingit's FUCKED
@scousers Is this true?
>>221225541You live in Rodos?
>>2212255879th largest in the world
Back from my incelwalk
>>221225583why does this always happen
>>221225595I do.
>>221225604How was it
>>221225588wasted your entire bank holiday there ffs
(enters thread wearing one of those little propellor hats holding a big ice cream cone)
>>221225438*gets toppled with a swift kangaroo kick like a stack of dominos*
whats the west midlands like?apparently muh ancestor :) was an indentured convict from there sent to virginia in the 1700s
honestly can't work out if egypt flag is a bot or a schizo
”bank holiday” means nothing to me just like “weekends” these things don’t exist when you’ve been unemployed for the last 7 years like I have, every day is a bank holiday or a weekend
>>221225320We don't do this in Germany
>>221225320The car of peace strikes again
>>221225646*trips you over*
>>221225656dunno
>>221225659Think he might well be both
>>221225646
>>221225659It's an art piece. Want to come down to Rhodes?
>>221225656shit
>>221225670eyes bulging with imagined (You)s
>>2212256244/10
>>221225656My cousin :)
just found out the scots and welsh don’t need ID to vote in their elections so they are rigging it I assume
BBC exposes global dog scam in Uganda
>>221225656It's been described as the Arsehole of the UKFamous alumni include Ozzy Osbourne, one of The Beatles and one of those One Direction twats
>>221225745We need to use this information to help walt disney win a seat in Glasgow
>>221225725Blood of my blood :)>>221225711quite rude desuyoure probably from leeds
Business idea: coach trip /brit/ edition
>>221225736Full R1b brotjer. Want to come down to Rhodes?
I am full Scottish R1b.
>>221225777Me and mousey downing buckie and singing the sash at the back of the bus
af tae pyramid
moundrich
>>221225756im from kentucky so it cant be much worse than here desuand we dont even have any musical claim to fame other than inventing bluegrass music (which nobody listens to)
>>221225320reuters is reporting possible stabbings too
>>221225816
>>221225817>other than inventing bluegrass music (which nobody listens to)you’re not going to believe this
your first muscle-up is a cool momentyou feel fucking strong
>>221225847he don't like it when u make fun of spongebob :(
>>221225850yes mate you told us earlier
>>221225818You are full Scottish R1b.
>>221225850Sounds very gay
>>221225844You have 24 hours
>>221225894Awesome.
>>221225901*jiggles your big fat belly*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBMLRpmLWtE
>>221225901why
any full Scottish R1b man in
>>221225947>>221225947>>221225947New when ready
Arse chebs bums and willards
into the MD5 filter they go
>>221225969yummer
it's wednesday my dudes
I eat poop
thursday today x
It's basically friday already
>>221225995>>221226012bizarre lie
>>221225942imagine breeding her and making chinese-scandinavian-anglo mutt babies
thinking about death againthe sweet release
Bank holiday tomorrow
Ripped skinny jeans, shiny puffer jacket, large logo name brand hoody. Vespa motorbike
Might order a Chinese meal methinks.
not sure when to start adding weight to my muscle-ups might be a psycho and start adding weight after 5 bodyweight in a row
>>221226092EGYPTBOT!! :O
i am uncomfortable committing my attention to anything
>>221226117no one cares mate
>>221226105what kind lad x
>>221226152someone had to tell him
>>221226117Not sure either, but I'd watch your balls if you're using something like this
>>221225320F poor souls
>>221226153Chinese
>>221226152*rubs your fat belly*
rorke twerking his zesty white arse
>>221226136this is actually good because many things (on the internet for example) are just designed to suck your time, energy and attention. just slop all the way down really
>>221226166
can't post that
can.
>>221226289yep
freek-a-geek
>>[Deleted]>what was it
>>221226346l
>>221226346:)
open the fucking thames you crazy bastards
https://youtube.com/shorts/X9QtbyRkUM0?si=EoPDf4ZYX9lkprc5this is insane
courtney love lived in liverpool
Alysa Liu.
>>221226429
Might start a new gimmick where I only post in /cum/
>>221226429bet her fanny fucking reeks after she's been sweating after her practice
sweat only smells if you smell literally nothing wrong with bouldering for a few hours, not showering, and shagging afterwards
what's your excuse, /brit/?
Any can’t get himself to do anything man in
>>221226513ktim
>>221226513ktim just sat in my flat all weekend
>>221226506honestly feel sorry for natural framelets like this
>>221226506I am disabled
>>221226506that's power
>>221226467this post gave me an erection
>>221226506he looks a lot better desu
>>221226540ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>221226544keep in mind that's like a year of work for him
>>221226540um
>>221226450This picture is so brat
>>221226564it's his 18 month transformation (not even natty)
>>221226564needs GOMAD
whaddup youtube youtubeeeee
Got my new telly on
>>221226467don't asian girls smell a lot stronger when they get sweaty? i've heard white people smell like wet dogs to other races tooi wonder what a half-caste like her smells like
>>221226577
Fanny, be tender with my loveYou know how easy it is to hurt me
>>221226153Undecided. My usual place shut down/moved so I'll see what there is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipEqrlXM560Bank holiday tunage
Miss when /brit/ wasn't full of JF schizos and retards replying "um" to literally anything risque
mikey's bank holiday date changing every time he buys a new motor
>>221226636They reply with that when they're letting you know they've reported your post btw
>>221226602no, east asian sweat is famously not smelly because they lack the gene that produces the smellinessshe might have it being hapa though
>>221226602phwoar
>>221226602no not reallymy gf is chinese and doesn't smell even when she's sweaty
i'm a queer
>>221226605bam a cute
well that's the cock and balls and armpits shaved
>>221226658gayyyyy
>>221226636
I'm empty and aching and I don't know why
Leftypol doing the haka outside JK Rowlings gaff
>>221226636have a laugh you miserable bastard
East Asians armpits might not smell after a game of tennis,.but their fannies smell like rotten tuna
>>221226688you need some cum in your arse x
>>221226654they don't all lack that gene and like anyone else they can smell bad in other ways. anyone who thinks asians can't be stinky hasn't lived around large numbers of them
>>221226605https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO2DUDKmaEk
Killing someone else doesn’t make you tough <3
viva la BAME
Eating Chinese while watching Johnny English. Now THAT'S an evening!
rorke blaming leftypol for his type II diabetes
You know what's tough rorke? Having a fucking heart
>>221226523>>221226528>>221226571I think we gotta let ourselves be, nothing to get hung about
>>221226714was probably you you smelly pedant
fat retard flatmate came back today and has immediately started yelling down his headset every single hour of the day like he always doeseating his instant noodles and not cleaning the countertopneed him out of business
You hear that rorke?! We're sick of your shit!!!!!
>>221226756>>221226766these posts are related
>>221226750i'm sorry but your waifu has the worst farts imaginable
>>221226786god i hope so
Chinese gf's fanois rarely smells bad but usually tastes quite sour
just brushed my teeth but now i want a cup of tea. what's that all about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbIN6Ryi3WY&t=1s
gased https://youtu.be/UdJqp3G565I?si=5xbg0CHTDzu1sgli
Got Lazy Twatty Bellend syndrome me
*lists rorke on vinted*
>>221226863how much x
>>221226795god speed
i mean tbf if any punishment is deemed cruel and unusual then just keep at it and it becomes the usual punishment loophole innit
im disabled (autism and SPD small penis disorder) how can i get those 2k in benefits every month
>>221226740Let me guess, he honestly believes that every brown person aged 60 is automatically given a social worker and a million pounds in benefits, while white people get nothingFucking idiot
what was the name of that old animator couple who have been making the same animation for like 50 years
>>221226908yer maw
>>221226902that isn’t a disability
>>221226577so many good memories watching this dude ;_;
Doing the thug shake
my autism has earned me: 0my autism has cost me: everything
New>>221226947>>221226947>>221226947
Sitting on the bathroom floor hunched over post wank like shinji from NGE
>>221226908roy and janet
>>221226577nooooooo oh my god
>>221226577What up you tube you tuuuuube, joelioli comin atcha for some more customgrow420!In this episode: I beat my wife with a hatchet!
