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>>221222851Orientals? Love 'em
2 more squeaks
I’m safety maxxing>not driving on the highway>staying inside all day
>>221222931SEA asians should not be on there
>>221222941I need to dangermax. I'm going to find the most dangerous neighborhood in town and start bothering people until I get murdered.
>>221222941Highway's fine. Get's boring sometimes
>>221222941"He is the furthest from danger, who is on his guard even when in safety." -Publilius Syrus
>>221222961They are our strongest soldiers
>>221222941i wish i lived here (no blapipo in sight)
>>221223000Mfer reads the loading screens
After months of needing them, I finally broke down and bought new socks and underwear and I feel like a new man. These underwear are so comfortable and these socks so soft I'm in a great mood all day now Funny how something so small can turn you from an ornery misanthrope into a good natured guy
This is literally mehttps://youtu.be/w-NMQxt0YA4
>>221223066You got me
Read ya civilopedia
Chessed to meet you
>>221223125I smashed a mouse with a hammer once, gf was screaming like a banshee
>>221222851https://youtu.be/zJJ8zbdVIiI?si=O_bAkVcCqpQMI8h3
>>221223152lol women do be like that, I took a rabid muskrat's head off with a shovel when it crawled into the garage and my mom was just screaming bloody murder since blood fuckin shoot out like 4 feet from its neck.ruined the concrete slab 2bh.
Why are Canadians such psychos
>>221222851What does this sound like?
>>221223221erm akshually it's KIND of our THINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0230d9mp5WY
Real Americans woulded off used a 12 gauge
>>221223207Women just scream in every violent situation, it's got to be genetic from the ooga booga days when a sabretooth wandered near the tribe o algo.
>>221223221>Winter is 6 months of the year>infinity jeets hereYou'd become psycho too
>>221223248>>221223170Or you could just sound it out.
The side effect of the strict yearly cap on H1B visas in the US is that those who haven’t gotten their US visa will apply in Canada instead, boosting Canada’s rate of new tech employees to record high numbers in the past few years.
>>221222941Highways are statistically safer than city roads numbnuts
>>221223357Why do you keep posting that, HermanAre you proud you got warned or what
My fermented pickles are producing a lot of bubbles
The welcome side effect of us being the open doors paradise for everything third world and brown is that food delivery is readily available.
Wtf is a fermented pickleDon't you mean pickled cucumber
>>221223357>warnedLol weak ass shit FK
"Wtf is a sommoflange? "
Are there really THAT many Jeets in Canada? Are they really everywhere? Be truthful
corr pooing my way into the absurd cold vacuousity of the palantiric human existential voidpropa phwoarin' ain't i
>>221223399Sulo p'sfiziot. angelo a’ sirena
>can't afford a car >"Middle class" Got news for ya, homeskillet
I'm part of the victual class
>>221223421A pickle left to ferment outside of the pickling juice
The new built houses in my (nearby) city are just townhouses without shared walls kek>>221223493Yes
>>221223542vgh... the suburbs of cvnvdv...
gooning is self harm
Hang the DJ hang the DJ
>>221223542>2 windows for the entire houseNiggas be like yeah I do enjoy 30 minutes of sunlight a day
>>221223493yup. it's mad. a lot of it has to do with leaf colleges and indian agencies scamming the kids. i live in the middle of nowhere and our town buses are always packed now with 90% indians. they're always kind to me, though. i feel bad for them and the white workers here having to compete with them. eat the rich
Maybe 6 feet ain’t so far down….
>>221223514>A SirenaI am that character so much that I can't possibly be him any more
>>221223493bombaclot fuckin indian might be the best slur of 2026
>>221223640That post is at least 5 years old
THE MET GALA IS TODAY
>I baked you a cake anon…turned out kinda ugly….I hope you still like itThis COULD be your life if you started trying and let go of your unrealistic expectations
>>221223421They're pickled at room temperature in salt brine and left to ferment for a bit instead of being left in vinegar in the fridge
>>221223669Nun me ne frega ugatz
>>221223493They are everywhere now
>>221223669the outfits are going to be epiiiiicWe should totally do a met gala best dressed rating tomorrow
>>221223593You want light in your pod? That'l be $2.5M + tip
>>221223697What if qt Italian actresses come?
>>221223735>met gala best dressed rating tomorrowThis
>>221223768The whole thing is an obscene display. Half the world is starving and these pezzonovante come together to jerk each other off and congratulate themselves on being douchebags
>>221223669
>>221223768God DAYUMN doesn’t this webm just make a nicca wanna slide his hands down her oiled up chest and give them Pilipina tiddies a good squeeze
>>221223793What are you some kind of communist?
>>221223793Half the world is starving and you’re LARPing on 4chan uaglio go ouchea and DO something
>Come, brother. Society isn't going to last. Retvrn....
>>221223839Not a fan of conspicuous displays>>221223847Staje zitt, Herman. You don't know what you're talking about
>>221223823HELLO!
But first….let me take a selfie ;)
corrtheme by public image ltd so goodmixes the noise of velvet undergroundcaribbean dubthe heaviness of sabbathinto a pit of despair
If I could be any bird I'd be an ostrich
>>221223888Umm helloooooo now if that isn’t un culo desnudo
>>221223943>gets to be a bird>chooses not to fly
>>221223839I mean Italy used to have one of the biggest and most influential communist parties in the Western World. They've been weak for like 30 years though.
>>221223971Yeah but I could KICK, wicked hard
>>221223856hes gonna rip your fucking face off nigga he aint smiling
Still can’t believe Spinny is gone
>>221223975Communism is cringe
>>221224000It's nice to pretend apes are our friends tho
Just had to laugh so hard at this post LOL >>221224000Sometimes I wonder what it’s like to be an Americano EFL type nicca and read all those pseudonigger babble posts by foreign flags
According to science humans have the biggest dicks of all the apes. Gorillas >>221224037have micro dicks
>>221224002I scared him off
>>221223917
>>221224016Yeah. According to my relatives who saw the Eastern Bloc it wasn't a great place to live.
hello
>>221224081I like how leftoids will nowadays argue with those people who lived there that the USSR, Cuba, etc. were ackchually heckin' good
>>221224106What's shakin, LeBeau?
>>221224054omasooihar
>>221224118not much. just woke up
>>221224116Only ever heard that from a few 18yos. I heard that they were better than other poor countries and the USSR had cool art and architecture (surprisingly very traditional) but that obviously life looked harder than it was in the US
>>221224153Gem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy_md0mYgPg&list=RDCy_md0mYgPg
why dont you work out and do roids and become huge and sexy and become a trophy boyfriend for some rich girl that buys you things
>>221224194Most women don't like the roid-maxxed physique
>>221224194I don't know where to get roids or peptides
>>221224194I'm a manlet
>>221224194im incredibly ugly and retarded
I'm short and sort of balding but women don't care because I have a sense of humor and am not a dick
>>221224347khhv?
>>221224366No, but mostly done it with men. They're much quicker to get to bed with
>>221224347Lol, so where's your 8/10 gf that you are engaged to? You DO have a cute sweetheart right?
>>221224385
>>221223669Ok... you're still broke
>>221224422Lol
How about the het gala
going to get my hair trimmed today
>>221223400Are there any kind of pickles that aren't fermented?
>>221223420this is what high skilled labor looks likeI could never do this job
>>221224477Yeah if they're just sitting in a vinegar mixture
Even turbo-normies have started to question why jeets are just everywhere now. One of my co-workers was just sort of quietly pondering why there are so many of them in Dublin now.
I want to learn another language but my chronic weed smoking is preventing me
>>221224550yeah but they won't do shit, they'll still keep voooooooooooooting for the same horseshit every 5 years while bitching and blaming everyone else because they don't want to appear "racist".
garbagemen make $50,000 a year in my city but they can't seem to figure out how to completely empty a garbage can. filthy cunts.
>>221224550Why do Indians move places like that anyway? How can they happy being a ultra foreign minority?I, a white man, would never move to any country that isn't filled with white people, because I know I'm not welcome.
>>221224631Nah bro Carney is completely different bro, it's not the same bro, he reduced it from 5 million jeets ever 6 years to 5 million jeets every 10 years bro totally different bro, he's trad bro
Take your hands off your neck and hold on to the ghost of my bodyYou know that good lives make bad storiesYou can text me
Are high body count women like used high mileage cars?
>>221224679I like women's necks
>>221224682all women are evil
>>221224665Indians do not possess self-awareness
>>221224682All women are angels
>>221224665>How can they happy being a ultra foreign minority?Literally no self awareness, they are barely sentient, add that to having zero shame and there you go
>>221224702TRVKE
Bezos is based
Demotivationals, whatever happened there?
>your package is arriving today
>>221224929he set her up
lifting weights rn (right now)
>>221225050Me in two hours
>>221225050why?
>>221225004how dis negro finna be brown wit a white body??
I do not understand this thread's fixation with jeet hortons
>>221225088Blahpipo said he was White and they just used makeup to blame blahpipo
>>221225072I lift for Jesus I listen to skillet while lifting how about YOU???
>>221225088i have the same thing where im mostly black but my chest, neck, trapezius and clavical areas are a lot lighter
>>221225004why is this nigga wrapped in a space blanket like a burrito >just tried to murder the president>don't want you getting cold now
>>221225115It's Singh Horton's, also nobody mentioned it except you itt
>May the 4th be with you
Horton hears a poo
>>221225147Paramedics treating him for alleged knee injury probably gave it to him
>>221225115You mean Timesh Hardeep'sGo order a gretzky
Just shat and it reeks.
>>2212250722 get ript
Another DEI disaster
>>221225236My asshole needs to be played with
>>221225276You're gonna DEI hire for that too, lib?
FREE HIM! He did nothing wrong!
>>221225143dis negro got a farmer's tan n shiet
>>221225402The first time I saw a pic of an abbo I thought it was an ET remake
>>221225402These Aussie abo guys look exactly like Homo erectus
>they won't do shit
>>221225451sri lankans might be polished versions of abos
>>221225451>It's giving australopithecus
>>221222851LOL
coal-burning wigress with a mulatto baby and shitty tattoos that I have on snapchat just made a story saying "respectfully don't hmu unless ur touching at least 4k a month with no kids"
>>221225592Women are like that in your council estate as well
>>221223248It’s the Oriental Riffhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oriental_riff
>>221225615no, this is a girl I know from the US
>>221225592Are blacks even allowed to make that much? I figured they'd lose their n-word pass
>>221225654That's about when they start calling other blacks the hard r
I slept for 13 hours
>>221225696Did you dream of me?
I just consumed a lot of kefir and fruitI foresee a very brapacious evening
>>221225643Tbf that's only 48k a year (I'm assuming we're talking after taxes here) which is barely above not-quite-poverty tier in most places
>>221225625Where is the gong sound though
I activate my trap card "Anal fissure" basically you lose and shit your pants while everybody laughs at you.
why do japs make that "EEEEEEEEE-OOOOHHH" noise. why do non-japanese weebs do it? its super cringe
>>221225779for me it's just the audacity of making any kind of financial demand as well as prohibiting children while she has one of her own
Have you thanked Freddie today for looking out for you?
>>221225810When? I'm not sure I'm familiar with that particular onomatopoeia
>>221225592There's literally no happy ending in sight for her, whether her eggs fizzle out or she ends up with mr. beta bucks. That's the thing about demonic gambits and shit.
>>221225876It is reprehensible to be sure
>>221225886You one of them nasty girls?
>>221225891I think he means a long drawn out no, like "iiiiiiiieeee" (iie)
unpopular idea: we should've let our troops stay in Germany so their men become all weak and dependent on us for safety, then we steal their women
PLS ANSWER, ESP. Americans:I have 3-4 hours of leisure time available daily after I finish my studies and uni stuff. I can either throw that into a new language (German, Spanish, Russian, French, ...?) or maximize my English and make it near-indistinguishable whether or not I was born in the US or not.I KNOW I might NEVER get that good at English but my philosophy is like "aim for the moon and you'll certainly hit a star".I got two options:>Learn a new language from scratch and get genuinely as good at it as I can.>Read EVERYTHING under the sun in ENGLISH (politics, history, humanities, science, self-help, media, entertainment, music, shows) and work on my accent (spoken English), probably take Preply lessons with natives and push my English to a solid C2 (maximum proficiency).I am currently C1ish.Please, give me an honest opinion. I can't make up my mind. BOTH options are equal and I need an external opinion to tip the scales. IT"S leisure, so I am doing this for FUN, not obligation.Which is better?
>>221226086Doesn't the whole fucking German chicks thing already happen there like in Korea?
>>221226120I know a Colombian-American guy who was stationed in Germany. He said that German women like the brown guys. Don't know if it's true, as he was a pretty slippery eel of a man
tldrfuck yo degree nihha
>>221226202German women will fuck anything ala ww2
>>221226110Imo the benefit of having native level language skills in english over knowing more languages where you have a pretty good grasp of them just isn't there
>>221226110Neither. You are in uni now which means relatively young, meaning you shouldn't be wasting your time on learning a new language unless you absolutely need it. Do you plan to move to any of those countries? If not, then don't learn the language. Spend your free time trying to figure out how to improve your life such as learning how to make money or if that is to unattainable given your connections then focus on your school projects (provided you are studying something that will allow you to make money in the future).
>>221226386Explain in detail i'll read it even if u blogpost
>>221226413I might pursue MSc and PhD studies in the UK>BUT LEARN BRITISH ENGLISHI sound REALLY pretentious and punchable when I try to mimic a British accent whereas an American accent is much more natural to me (as I grew up consuming American media)
>>221226438>PhD studies in the UKPhD in what? Why do you need a PhD?
>>221226110If it's for leisure, just focus on improving your English. It will be more pleasurable and easy to stick with as a hobby.
>>221226110learn another language senorita
>>221226120what are you even talking about, bruh. I'm saying wherever our military bases are, we emasculate that country's men and that entire country's pool of women are belong to us
happy may the 4th im going to buy a new lego star wars set today
>>221226538shortfag
>>221226475I don't want to get specific but I am studying for a health-related degree and I might pursue academics even if it pays less than industry work.The problem is that I am going through some shitty times mentally. I am trying to get my shit together mentally and get a good GPA so I can get accepted into a good-enough MSc and PhD program(s).I will not apply to a top 10 MSc/PhD school because sadly my life has not been perfect and I can only reasonably aim for great yet "non-top 10" schools.Educationmaxxing is my only option.
>>221226557hi
>>221226110https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/accent/country/jo/what the fuck are you playing at
>>221226414Well purely from a practical standpoint, most every day use of language will remain simple. You aren't likely to see the benefit in understanding and nobody really cares if your english is absolutely perfect sounding anyway. Deeper understanding and expanded vocabulary is also something you can develop over time. Conversely, learning another language alltogether can open a lot of doors, can be fun, and sometimes come in handy in surprising ways. For instance, my parents spoke danish but they never taught me because they believed it would be a waste of time. But now I'm working with a company that's based in denmark and I fly there all the time for work.
macho man, yeah(I've got to be a macho man)I've got to be a mucho, mucho, macho, yeah, yeahI've got to be a machoDig the hair on my chest(Macho, macho man) yeahI said dig my big thick mustache(I've got to be a macho man) alrightI've got to be a mucho, mucho, macho, macho man(I've got to be a macho) alrightDig broad shoulders, oh, yeah(Macho, macho man)Dig my muscles(I've got to be a macho man)Talkin' 'bout a mucho, mucho, macho, macho man(I've got to be a macho) heyMacho, macho man(I've got to be macho man)I've got to be a mucho, mucho, macho, macho manAlrightI said I'm a man
>>221226627>been doing this since at least 2022
>>221226647Danish is a waste of time though (unbiased opinion)
>>221225470>hey it's the business you patronize>remember how you give us money for use of our service? >couldn't help but notice you've been using it>try to stop or else we'll make the product worse and keep taking your money
back from my appointment with toiletberg
>>221226736I remember watching this guy's videos when I was a kid. I expected him to have mellowed out by now but he's still obnoxious lmao
just discovered that ive been posting in /cum/ since 2022 not 2023 the years are just all blending together
>>221225810>>221226048I think he’s not describing いいえ, but rather the following, which is a feature of traditional Japanese theatre:https://youtu.be/u7Djn-G6uSk
I think books hold my attention better than tv because I struggle with nonverbal communicationmaybe I am actually an autist
>>221226110>aim for the moon and you'll certainly hit a starThe expression goes “shoot for the moon, and you’ll land among the stars”
listening to darude sandstorm remember that meme? haha
what if instead of darude sandstorm it was desert storm and instead of being a meme song it was a war that contributed to political instability int he middle east for decades to come
what if i ejaculated in outer space to change velocity and direction of travel?
>>221227002"Outer space" doesn't exist.
>>221227002XP
DUDEEEEE i can't get a fucking job and I am pissed off about aimlessly applying. If I had a vagina and tits I'd whore myself out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8K90hX4PrE
>>221227016have you tried posting masturbation videos? id certainly subscribe.
someone make an ai dave ramsey video where he tells people to make masturbation videos for extra income
>>221227016Sell your BUSSY baby
>>221227014this would be backup system. so imagine if all your rocket boosters fail, and you desperately want to get back to earth, you furiously jerk off to reach earth.
Phoneposting from the gym
>>221227016my brother is leaving his job soon and his boss said he will hire me to replace him
>>221227111what does he do?
>>221227111I wish I got a nepo hire
beat women up
I miss the comfort in being sane
>>221227111Arab type situation
>>221226110I find it interesting to learn about how different languages work, and I also find foreign languages interesting for the purpose of etymology in English, so I’ve got at least an introductory fluency in about 13 languages (plus or minus a few, depending on how one defines “introductory”).Our situations aren’t exactly the same, as I’m a native English speaker, but I think you’d probably get a lot more utility and fun out of improved English. I almost never actually get to use all the languages I’ve learned, whereas improved English would open up a lot more stuff to you, in terms of English being the global lingua franca, the main language of the Internet, etc.I’d only really suggest the other path with a new language if you’re either particularly interested in linguistics, or you’d like to study/enjoy a particular language’s art/media, like studying Ancient Greek so that you can read Homer untranslated.
>>221227016pretend to be transGame the systemruthlessly climb the ladderbecome CEOliquidate the company and collect a payoutnuke indiago to prison for rapehustle and grind
>>221227122>>221227133>>221227139park janitor
>>221226936>>221226988How about Danude Sandstorm and they’re naked
Canadians be like I can say hello in 13 languages
>>221227172grim
>>221227205adventures of Billy and Mandy
I just miss the rage, you know?
>>221227172Mordecai & Rigby type situation
>>221227205i want to work in parks so its my first step into the system
>>221227203Nobody does this
How about Bayou Billy but it's a woman named Billie
if you already speak English you should just focus your language study on ancient languages (unless you will be living in a non-Anglophone country)
>>221227267I want you to fuck my ass
>>221227264Forgot pic
>>221226110none. kill yourself fucking arab. i hope israel pulverizes the entire arab world and nukes india along with you.
>>221227301Good afternoon, redditjeet
>>221227172at least it's a job bro, money is money at the end of the day
>>221227318>t. mad ass shitskincry nigger lmao
>>221227203You can get pretty far in a country whose population has zero English skills with just “hello” and “thank you” in their language
t the end of the day, it's hollywood
>>221227343Woke up on the feisty side of the bed today, eh redditjeet?
>>221227286Would have been funnier if you posted that in Ancient Greek albeit
>>221227366>redditors now use 4chango back. no one likes u
>>221227335i dont like scrubbing toilets THOUGH
what foods and drinks should I consume to brapmaxx?I want to rip unfathomable ass in the presence of normies and boomers alike
>>221227232whats the pay?
Eau Claire, Wisconsin
My only hope of ever owning a home is leveraged crypto and junior mining shitco gambling
>>221227438lots of beans
>>221227438Beans and broccoli
israel won
>>221227480>>221227484how do I add poison damage to my flatulence?it needs to smell like death and despair
>>221227288
>>221227445not good
Just learned the only place you can find crisco in France is in sexshops
>>221227536Sneed oils are le bad
>>221227533self-evident, ik. how much is it?
>>221227425No one does. I have to scrub mine and I don't even get paid to do it.
>>221227547i dont want to say
>>221227438dates and kefirI do this unintentionally because their some of my favorite foods. Generally, lots of fiber and a fermented food will get the job done
>>221227571we wont make fun of you.
>>221227573*they'resorry, I'm a stupid little baby who shits in his diaper and eats dirt
>>221227546If you eat them, that is.
>>221227438>>221227526Boiled eggs and cauliflower and brussel sprouts and sugar free gum (has to be the sugar free kind) and anything carbonated to add air. We can engineer this for maximum stink
based Hannahposter
>>221227438It depends a lot on you. They’re worst when you eat something that your body is bad at processing, for example if you’re lactose intolerant and consume dairy (thank GOD that I’m lactose tolerant)
why do I get the feeling that everyone in the whole world is actively conspiring to SCREW ME
im literally going dizzy delirium mode from lack of sleep, you think i'm skipping the gym just because of that, you're dead wrong, just about to head out
why is facial hair so bristly dry and gross
>>221227921to protect your face from scrapes and sunburns so you can use your mouth for eating and breathing. also to impress women.
>>221227921A smooch with full beard gives the ladies a preview of what it’ll be like to suck the man’s cock with a full bush
>>221227862Fee simple property ownership was overruled in BC.We might see a gang war between the dots and the feathers in the future
Mixed in some coffee with my pickle juice for that extra kick
>>221228140Brazilian behavior
>>221228091nothing will happen, nothing ever happens. everyone will keep their property the same as before, natives will just get a giant payout at taxpayer expense.
watching this
YES IM GLAD THEY DIED AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL
May the 4th be with you fags
Dubai en fuego
Oops wrong black guy and wrong movie
>>221228255didnt he get funded by millionaires?
How is Oregon like? It sounds so far west. I wish I could see so much of USA then nuke it
hydrating my nubile body rn
>>221228279Yeah but he said no BILLIONAIRES, so ..
>>221228255>no warbased>no billionairesbased>no iceehhhhhhhh
>>221228300so he's going to conveniently leave out the multi millionaires?
>>221228281WHAT is Oregon like, not HOW. You sound like a stronze when you say it wrong
>>221228279Basically every adult homeowner is a millionaire now due to inflation
>>221228281it's the northwest transylvania of america
>>221228281>then nuke it
>>221228316Exactly, it boggles my mind how stupid these people are.
Lefties really got finessed into thinking immigration enforcement is a bad thing. Talk about gullible
>>221228277movies like this are so corny honestly
The US is billionaires controlling the country, China is government controlling the country
>>221228461And what is Canada?
Maine is 95% white, imagine the looks if a latinx BVLL like me dropped there for no reason
>>221228508controlled by mexico
>>221228325It's like a candy,an experience . You could infer I meant to ask that "what is it like in there?" It's like an expired beer bottle you throw out of the pickup
>>221228509 stay in your shithole.
>>221228509They would sic the Somalis on you
>>221228508Same as US, corporations get a lot of favours
>>221228340I hated northwest Transylvania. Transylvania in general I dislike ...and Romania as a whole. There's no castle dimitrescu or other cool artifacts to explore here...and I hate some people I meet. Generally I dislike southerners.
NEW>>221228565
>>221228281It's nice
>>221228587That's San Francisco isn't it? I'm so curious about all the things in there,I'm curious about the failed cheerleader leader turned oxy or methead from romantic and family drama girl meets the world that's much bigger than she could imagine revelation that turned her into a violent angry person like in the movie with tooth veneers or even ceramic+metal crowns antisocial PD typeI'm curious about the Jewish girls too. I met one online and was left wanting more
>>221228255Why do Mayors specifically always think they are presidents/prime ministers? They are less important than backbenchers even.
