Samuel L. Jackson EditionPrevious:>>221222851
>>221228544i know this scene
Bass Windu
Test
Finna go for a walk (1 hour)
I have had it with these mother fuckin captchas
>>221228603I'm gonna cum on your face
strong boysmell going on right now
Fuck, marry, kill Olivia Rodrigo, Addison Rae, Dua Lipa
>>221228697fuck addison, marry dua, kill olivia
Finna go hit this pb
Time to rewatch kickassia
>>221228697killkillkill
>>221228697No idea who any of those people are
>>221228697How about Addison Rape
>>221228697i'd have to get to know their personalities first
>>221228768unc
>>221228697Spic, white cat lady, albanian gypsy wtf bro
Mom's making me haul cinderblocks
>>221228697fuck oliviamarry addisonkill dua
>>221228697Kill Addison, fuck Dua Lipa, kill Olivia
>>221228859strange canuck euphemism
I made a big poo but i still feel poo in my tummy
I would love to subject addison rae to my small deformed penis
>>221228895No I mean she's making me drag cinderblocks across the yard and having me stack them on top of each other
dont remember ashley judd
>>221228859so help your mother you insolent fuck
>>221228697phwoarkill oliviafuck addisonmarry dua>>221228923corr good post diss
Pants keep falling downMight invest in a belt
>>221228935I am nigga relax
>>221228807How about Addison Gape?
I would love to haul her cinderblocks, if you know what I mean
I'm not feeling it, these weights are hard
fucking uyghursthey move into my neighborhood and lower the property value
>>221228964phwoar anudda good postingtonshire-under-nazepropa gud diss wunverily isnae it
taking my 6 month old cat to the vet tomorrowshe hasn't gone into heat YET but its bout time I got her spayed
>>221229016fuck that reminds meI made this a while ago bc I was bored
Really did think my 501st boys were my day one shooters
farted straight at the fan lol
>>221228859Lift with your back
>>221229038WIGGER LIVES MATTER
>>221229073this, you don't wanna ruin your knees do you?
noooooooooo not the fish aaaaaa
fish are based (as food)
Whoever designs the Arizona cans be knocking it out the park every time. This design is aesthetic as fuck
>>221229121I mean it's no monster energy
Fish are friends not food
This one too. It's like its own design paradigm
>>221229121mmm, tea flavored corn syrup....
>everyone kills Olivia Fucking plebs
>>221229155I'm talking about the design on the can, not the actual product you fucking Redditor
>>221229168shes fucking rancid, greekbro
>>221229168whores like her are degenerating american (and by extension, global) culture
>>221229168You have shit taste. Get a job
Have declared this week to be the fuck lilac week and said the GF needs to cook dinner every day so I can get to work after work.When we moved in the garden was a complete mess and the lilac tree had spread all over the front lawn. The previous owners put some shit flimsy thin fabric all over to prevent that I guess but now it has this dense root system underneath that makes it super difficult to remove.Anyway I already got out a good portion today, tomorrow i’lll try to chop chop chop my way through this second stem thing (hopefully killing the whole plant in the process).Then I discovered some other random tree stump hidden underneath the fabric which I’ll also have to dig out.It’ll be a good workout anyway :-)How is YOUR day going ?!
>>221229168she has very very plain looks, i think only niggas with an ardent fetish for asians would like her
>>221229172
>>221229155LOL
Americans really love their goyslop don't they
>>221229168What a hot little slut imagine worshipping her sweaty warm fishnet nylon feet after a show in those boots oh god DAMN
>>221229234 I thought she was a latina for a while
for me it's the FN FAL
nigga said ardentonly at goddam miller grove
>>221229245Sei diverso? Tom Hortons ain't exactly haute cuisine
Jennie is botched
>>221229121>>221229154https://youtu.be/vrQWhFysPKY
>>221229290Bihh was never good looking 2 begin wit lk hk
>>221229290I don’t know who that is, nor what you mean by “botched.” Got a fucked up plastic surgery?
Did you know they call Carls Jr something else in Canada? I forget what, but they do
asian women are at their best when they put on a bit of weight
>>221229362Do me a favor, keep your stupid opinions to yourself
How do I get a Viltrumite gf?
Hardee's till I die, nigga
>>221229376i'm spreading truth
Thought my 501sy boyz was my Day 1 shooters...
>>221229339it's called Hardees in like half the US
>>221229411>>221229400Yeah that's it. Trippy
>god tierlol>high tierwendy's>ok tiermcdonald's, jack in the box>shit tiercarls and BK
I haven't had Wendy's sinc I was like 8
Just because I didn't sleep today doesn't mean I'm not going for pbs
>>221229277it's garbage and only seniors, homeless people and those on welfare eat at Tim Hortons in 2026
>>221229470sesame street ahh nigga
you all need to get in on zaxbys
>smoked irish
getting really sick of all these faggots that come to home and suck my dick just because i 'messaged them on grindr'
The gym cutie is here today, she's a literal goddess bros you have no idea
>>221229500They say that sometimes the solution to your problems is in the problem itself
What do we think of Quiznos
>>221229532the one here closed down
>>221229522Take a picture of her. I've heard they're totally cool with that
I'm a sleepy nigga
Lunch today is tuna salad with celery on homemade sourdough wheat bread, some homemade vinegar pickle spears, and a sliced apple on the side. Also just got back from a jog and doing pushups
I hate myself
Toast and coffee down the gullet
>>221229573Welcome to the 4chan.
Can I get your hand to write on?Just a piece of leg to bite on?What a night to fly my kite on, do you want to flash your light on?
>>221229573hate the sin not the sinner
>>221229614That's silly
>>221229532They barely exist anymore. I assumed they were like Blockbuster, they have the odd place here and there of dubious legality. They were decent sandwiches, better quality than Subway but always more expensive too. Kinda shame they died off, Subway is fucking awful now.
I can hear my mom operating a bong in the room next to me
>>221229644alright blow yo head smoove off then nigga i dont give a fuck
Take a look, it's on displaaaaaaaaaaaay for youComing down, no, not todaaaaaaaaaaayDid you meet your fortune teller?Get it off with no propeller.Do it up, it's on with Stella.What a way to finally smell her.Pick it up, but not too strooooooong for youTake a piece and pass it oooooooooon
I feel meh about myself
>>221229320She used to be qt>>221229336Yes or bogged
imma go to work on yo ass
Every red hot chili peppers and bad religion song sounds the same
>>221229674I wish I had a nice ass
momberg is getting me taco bell
>>221229657i mean you're a namefaggot so obviously you have a level of narcissism
>>221229685Are you trying to say can't stop sounds the same as scar tissue
>>221229713She's getting me a cheeseburger from a local place
>>221229732NoI love the bass on Can't Stop tho
>>221229724I mean it's hard being a absolute piece of shit like yourself desu
I have never listened to The Misfits
>>221229765their most popular song is about killing babies and raping mothers
Do not engage with namefags. Ignore namefag posts. Filter namefags responses.
tired of the gays ITT honestly, too many of them now. it was fine when there was like 1 or 2, kind of a novelty but now it's like 50% of you are literal cocksuckers. tone it down.
I honestly just really don't like the foo fighters
Is someone getting THE BEST! x4Of youuuuuuu
>>221229804It's still only one or two they're just posting more and samefagging
this IPA kinda tastes like rancid piss, and not in the good way
>I've waited here for banan... Everlong...
>>221228697Fuck: Livvy - HOT little slutMarry: Dua Lipa - European heritage, probably the best cultural fitKill: Addison - lk ugly idk
>>221228697Marry = Livvie Sexo = AddyKill = Dula Peep
Hit myself in the chin and it made my ear hurt
got 5k likes on a yt commenta little girl just complimented my pfp
>>221229888All IPA tastes like rancid piss
>>221229929Ouch…kissie on your chin make it less hurty ok *smooooooch*
Oh Yeah Yeah Yeaaaaa
Addison has the best feet
I'm supposed to be upset that fags are sterilizing themselves??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BXkHjTAQe4alright how do you actually fix this without the usage of sterilization or euthanasia?
It's too cold for it to be May >>221229997Me sterilizing myself with roids
>>221229958We require context
>>221229920dua lipa albanian which is an islam majority country
Hudson’s Bay once owned 5% of the Earth’s land surface and now it’s a kiosk in a Canadian Tire
little pig... little pig... let me in
white people creep me out
Finished lunch
>>221229553I would if I was a complete retard
I think my least favorite people in this country are aggressively LGBTQIA2S+ defense contractors.Like, they're all a bunch of trannies that are clearly Warhammer/Helldivers/Starship Troopers autists and nerds that apply that fantasy to reality in a very disturbing way and are particularly insufferable about it.
im gonna pop some tags, only got 20 dollars in my pocket
>>221230012A little girl replied saying she liked my pfpI clicked on her channel and watched a couple of her vids
>>221230060some white people are cute like martha stewart and michael jackson
Every single time I see this girl a different dude approaches her, like something must be seriously wrong with her for her not to have a bf
As a step below a chad, I've had some decent experience in interacting with women, and I'm telling you to stay away from any who have a stud or nose ring on their nostrils. they all have had syphilis at least once. It's not a coincidence.
Bought a guitar and it should be here tomorrow by the end of workAlways wanted one of these goofy things
>>221230019She’s a devout Christian
>>221230052They ripped off Pendleton's design
I've never had the desire to go to Japan
>>221230052this is sad and hilarious at the same time, it's like someone dug up a corpse and turned it into a puppet with strings. HBC and the coveted rainbow pattern was a luxury marque, they used to sell high quality wool blankets for $600 and now it's chinacrap and mugs for pajeets to use. at least Simons still exists in Quebec.
>>221230159Pink frosting for me *takes it* thank youuuuuu~
Any/cum/my else kicking the hooch?
>>221230052What happened to HBC in the late 2010s? I remember reading about some leadership change that raped them.
Epic.
>>221230213She's an albanian nationalist
>>221230255Starlings are invasive
>>221230227it's fun to visit, even if you aren't a weeb. It has a lot of interesting architecture and good food. I wouldn't want to live there thoughever
>>221230255He looks lost here like he doesn't know why he has a bird in his handAlso, dulles airport is named after a traitor
are you guys all retarded boomers or something, its all just facebook and twitter reposts
>>221230248I'm trying but it's damned hard
>>221230052It’s over… Rupert’s Land has fallen…
>>221230267I saw a grackle eating a starling nestling the other day.
Dulles Airport is ghetto asf no wonder why all politicians fly out of Reagan
>>221230305Daytime /cum/ sucks. It's after 5 that things get interesting.
>>221230332snap grackle pop
>>221230248What's wrong with a couple whiskey sours after work?
>>221230370It doesn't stop after a couple
> i svffer in united states of america
>>221230334dulles and detroit are some of the worst airports I've ever been in hands down
>>221230409Women like this are always libtards
>>221230409actually insane milk, burgers don't suffer
>>221230175Is this some weird asian thing?
>>221230426as if i couldn't love american liberal women more
>>221230420Why did you go to Detroit lmao?
>>221230248Quitting alcohol? Yeah
>>221230420Never been to Minneapolis huh>>221230409Women like this are more often than not insufferable irl btw
>>221230430idk milk is the one thing we mog them at
>>221230468I had a layover there. It was a shitshow>>221230476lmao never
Remember when that Ukrainian girl got killed and turns out she was a blm liberal whore and we all had a laugh
I miss the glory days of going to Best Buy and lookin at shit.
>>221230052i can tell just by looking at that stuff it's all poorly made crap, absolute shit.how long before knockoff shit appears on AMazon
Pissed all over myself how embarrassing
>>221230409she's engaged btw
>>221230519We used to have Future Shop.
>>221230519But you can still do this?
>>221230563Addy mogs her
>>221230563I want to kick her like a football for a field goal and hold up my arms and yell "SCORE!" as she flies between the posts
I'm 32 years old
>>221230616fuck off, zoomer
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
>>22123061632 years *young
>>221230553Future Shop was based, you could actually get special deals from the sales people since they worked on commission. I got a Samsung P2 MP3 player for 30% off because they guy just wanted the sale and he said no one was buying them since iPods came out. It still works perfectly to this day and hasn't shit the bed like the following THREE appleshit products I bought.
>>221230616tragic, have you got laid at least?
>>221230652It's been 11 years
>>221230360grack tuah
>>221230703LOL
You’ll cowards don’t even smoke grack
Grakolm in the Middle
sleep with your phone next to your head and leave it next to your balls for all of your waking hours
Hang the blessed dj because of the music they constantly play
>>221230846bit racist
30 kilos on the bíceps curl? Fucking easy work
>>221230869It says nothing to me about my life
>>221230175get a fender like a normal person
Wtf is a kilo
>>221230897i think its a measurement of cocaine
>>221230897alternate name for semen
>>221230175I play too that's a neat looking geetar
>>221230897Its a scientific unit, at least 70iq need it to understand it
>>221230935If you're gonna throw around 3rd works terminology, at least convert it to human units. That's like saying I lifted 30 Cochranes of weight at the gym. Nun signica u cazz'
the gears are in motion
I have this deep seated nagging feeling that I have the ability to fly, I just forgot how
>>221230896Fender? I hardly know her
>>221231020meow
>>221228697idk anything about any of them besides 1 song from dua lipa
>>221231026He heh
Lots of shitty low effort posting going on right now. Let's clean it up.>>221231016e.g. this post is pure dogshit, poster should be hung for this.
Wearing shorts without undies it feels so risky and naughty
Are we so frfr on God cooked demographically that it is pointless to get upset about the incoming goop people? I feel like you are basically a boomer Facebook retard to actually get riled up about the N words and Indians. It is already over just try to get your money up and not your funny up ya heard.
>>221231098I'm doing that right now but there are built in compression shorts into my shorts so I think it's fine
>>221231098are you a woman
>A FUCKING LEAF trying to be the arbiter of quality posting
>>221231106>N words and IndiansImorw concerned about the millions of Latinx. I don't want to live in fucking mexico
i'm kinda semi-horny for some reason
Is attack on Titan the kinoest kino to have ever kino minus the ending? I'm thinking yes
BROS ISHOWSPEEED IS STREAMING!!!!!!IM SO EXCITED IM HITTING THE GRITTY IN FORTNITE MIGHT FLOSS AFTER IDK
>>221231161cartoons are for babies. They will never be kino
>>221231146No my penis is dangling free like a bird
>>221231161I don't like tranime
>>221231192That sounds uncomfortable as a fellow big pp haver
what options do we have to ban brapzilians from /cum/?
>>221231147literally vindicated by a subsequent tidal wave of shitposts and spam
Been getting stinky feet lately idk why, might have to clean the sandals or something
>>221231153
>>221231213i think of /cum/ as a campsite in the jungle and the brazilian is a little monkey who follows us around and picks at our stuff
>>221231213Filter me nigga see if I care, I don't
>>221231234:S
>>221231244whimsypilled
>>221231224I challenge you to show me a single bad post in this thread
>>221231295
>>221231234her thin eyebrows tell me she should get her thyroid checked
>Filter me nigga see if I care, I don't
im so lazy i just jerked off through the leg hole of my shorts instead of just taking them off
>>221231371sounds messy
This is peak culturehttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1777926426083716.mp4
Listening to bad bunny
>>221231387KFC jumpscare
>>221231387this is fk in this video btwt. knower
>>221231411SKKKKRRRT SKKKKRRRT *unintelligible spanish*
>>221231387>>221231377>>221231371>>221231363>>221231339Ya'll coming to the box social I'm organizing in dayton ohio this weekend? Ya'll best believe it's the bee's knees I tell you what.
>>221231411Sounds like a slutty little bitchis she white
dame tu cosita, uh uhdame tu cosita, AY, AY
>>221231424I wish fk was that hot
>>221231454Then you might enjoy sucking his dick all the time...
>>221231441Is this real or is it baiteither way I'm probably not going
Does /cum/ or /brit/ have more foreign flag posters?
Lorna Hajdini's cannons
>fwonce
they don't even speak english in /brit/it's ebongics
>>221231511/cum/ has more by far. and shittier ones too.
>>221231509Love how she got so desperate she started selling foot pics and videos
>>221231550no they all speak in some weird fake cockney slang
>>221231441I cant go. Id fuck too many bitches bro. I'm the guy who crushes cans and slams clams, bro. You dont want me, I'm too wild.But I do appreciate the invite.
>>221231550col’ bo'oh o' wa'ah innit la’
>>221231511/brit/ easilyplenty of yanks, aus/nz, leafs, bunch of euro flags, and the one south african
>>221231508>>221231550>>221231578>>221231599It's real. Box socials are the bees knees, don't forget to head down by the good ol' mart and buy some coca cola yeeehaw partner! Ya'll don't forget no alcohol or sex ya'll this is a PG-13 event!
Americans do talk like that and do act like thathttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1777927155536838.mp4
>>221231655>Europeons pretending to be human
Normally at this point in command and conquer I start spawning wolves and tanks
>>221231677>I'm farting up a storm!>I'm making a heiny hiccup.
imagine a tiny deformed penis on a worthless worm of a "man" - my penis is even worse than that
German and Brazilian spam in this thread is unreal. Honestly wouldn't complain if janny banned them for a few days.
>>221231550dogshit zinger
>>221231598no we don'tnobody speaks cockney in real life or on the internet
>>221231714the man suddenly said, unprompted.Erm, awkward...
>>221231742shup ya twat
>>221231726I've asking for green monkey land to be ip banned quite a while
>>221231726fk is an og
erm he's right behind me, isn't he?
>>221231742>Oi bruv Saddiq Khan's doin a haram innit
>>221231550mong
>>221231754Would be nice, or just ban from posting in certain generals.>>221231760He's a tiresome piece of shit Israeli who bounces between VPNs to spam coomer slop and ragebait.
rorke having a wankleftypol sucking rorke's spaff out of the toilet roll he wipes up with
>>221231855You are rorke mate
Mommy need milkies
Why would I use a vpnI’m proud to be German and I’m proud to love Israel
>>221231884I had sex with her
>>221231894
>>221231894Willst du den Homosexuellergruppensex mit mir habben?
This is the internet, not America.
>>221231884/cum/ chuds, at a seedy motel, huddled around a 12" laptop quietly gooning to 240p amatuer voyeur pr0n
Just found out there was a microscopic issue on my resume that may have kept me from getting hired for many jobs I applied to for a period I don't know how long. i hate everything.
hurry up and make a new thread I don't wanna have to wait until 310 to tell you lazy cunt fucksGET IT DONE
>>221231950Was it the nigger word you forgot to edit out?happened to me too, but I got too many job offers back
>>221231855best post itt
My stomach hurts. Think diarrhea might be in my near future.
>>221231884Is that Tate?
>>221231941What has Canada ever done with the internet? Besides post cringe?
>>221231993>Was it the nigger word you forgot to edit out?I had the wrong month and year listed for the end of my employment gap on my cover letter, not my resume. I know I didn't have it like that when I started applying for jobs again so it must have been in the past month or so when I was revising it. Either way it infuriates me to no end and made me feel like a complete retard.
>>221232037No Dua
>>221231999inside me there is two wolvesone is constipatedone has diarrhea
>>221232019
>>221232050so you were unemployed for 5 years? Overqualified to be the chuck e cheese mascot, sorry
>>221230052>kioski thought it was dead for good
>>221231446Banger
