everton edition
get fucked pep
the muscle right below the back of the neck hurts
>check the footy scores >city winning 1-0 >have a wank >check the scores >2-1 everton Mad
>>221231308only two sausages for the missus
For some reason I have a big Chelsea mug that you can put in the freezer, no idea how it got in my apartment.
so that’s basically confirmed Arsenal will lose to West Ham at the weekend then
...
>>221231603I have one of those but it's denver broncos My brother got it for me in America
why shouldn't we oppress womenwhat are they gonna do?cry?
kick it out
>>221231603Pretty sure you can put most mugs in the freezer, what makes this one special?
thats what booze does to you
>>221231636You speak and smell funny, can't allow that sort of thing in civilised society
Eating ass talkin’ trash
>>221231646Its line with this stuff that freezes and keeps your drink cold
>>221231610fucking hell man
>>221231656the male wall
>>221231656fuaaaark
>>221231656haha....yeah.....
we here at /brit/ say congratulations to Arsenal on their Premier League win
>>221231621Nice, do you like American football, I don't think I've ever watched a game. >>221231646You are right but it's that weirdly cloudy material that I associate with putting them in the freezer. Usually normal glass can break in the freezer.
Does the UK have Little Ceasers pizza? Only blacks like it here.
>>221231689Nothing special, I remember when they did it Invincibles style
>>221231690Nope I've only watched it once or twice Those things are pretty class though
>>221231550they're taking the piss out of us again gents
>>221231693no
>>221231673meant to post this one
>>221231693nowe have dominos and pizza hut and pizza express
>>221231718Mind that goalie playing in Scotland Was surprised he started against man united
>>221231693yes, it just arrived recently
>>221231693We used to have Papa Johns but I think they all shut down after he was outed as a nonce
fodenbros...
Would never go to one of those American chains for pizza
>>221231704>Those things are pretty class thoughthe mugs? yeah it's kind of neat, although I'm not much of a drinker
i feel awkward going to other countries generals because i know i do not belong there even though quite a few of them come to ours>>221231748wendys and popeyes have come to my town recently, its weird
>>221231766It's a billion calories but a dominoes build your own is objectively lush
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH1IU6PsOsI
>>221231764still exists here. it's alright
>>221231766happy with a cheap supermarket one me
>>221231771You just need to be respectful.
>>221231771/brit/ is and has always been /int/'s english language shitposting general
I believe the man has kicked the ball
>>221231786Stop buying nonce pizza immediately
>>221231593I put a bet on man city earlier. You're welcome.
the mona lisa could get it
zesty fode shot
>>221231799I believe you will die a virgin
>>221231771always thought it would be weird seeing a british person becoming a regular in a foreign general. imagine if they were like "where's british toby tonight? :(" in /cum/
>>221231785
Give me your farts Emma.
We at /brit/ recognise David Moyes as a truly underrated manager of the modern game
>>221231792i am very respectful but i feel bad and like i am intruding :(
esoteric harvey priceism
>>221231799yeah....with his COCK
I'd never say this if he was here but Mousey was deeply intelligent and left a smile on the face of everyone he spoke to
>>221231824Moyes is 100% rated, neither over nor under. He is the Everton of managers
>>221231837what does this look like
>>221231841He seemed to mostly post about Pokemon.
>>221231818...yh
>>221231841a genius and a true gentlemantoo bad he's moved on to bigger and better things
Mad how covid made everyone a sad cuntIt normalised being a bedrotting shut-in who doomscrolls all dayNobody sees much point in caring anymore innit
>>221231818immediate block >>221231825It depends, I would feel like that in Japan probably but in European countries I feel pretty comfortable. You guys and the Netherlads are quite friendly for northeners.
WE DEM MOYES BOYS
>>221231846I think he is underratedHe could get Everton into Europe this season and nobody is talking about it
>>221231824he's the quintessential midtable manager
>>221231857lol
(8) lipstick on the cornersaid her smile was teasin' ya (8)
>>221231874He's done that before and they achieved nothing. He has never succeeded nor failed, he just is
about to go to bed annoyed but that's bad for you
need ballkickmongs to fuck off back to /sp/sorrythe ONE ballkickmong, spakifuck off back to /sp/
>>221231818cami? x
>>221231890Getting Everton into Europe is a success
>>221231863Thank God we opened up before anyone else and the government didn't have any mandates and oppressive shite.
>>221231905Its truly pathetic if your aspirations are so low
Wish me luck in the muck team. I'm going arse larking.
>>221231895/brit/ is not your social medai platform. Leave your rancid bedroom you cunt.
>>221231856like a doomsday cult from a hp lovecraft book who thinks he's some kind of old one demonspawn god
I’ll be honest I seethed and had a bit of an internal meltdown when I found out mousey was a shagger
>>221231889bop alertwhat was she THINKING making it a b side
>>221231863was already normal for me but while everyone else has degraded i have worked on myself and am living the life i wanted when i was 13hope prevails
>>221231895It's British culture so it belongs here>>221231916
>>221231914stupid whore
>>221231874they spent over £100m in the summer they should be competing for europe and are currently losing out in that to fucking brentford and bournemouth
>>221231895Could do with Emma Watson giving my balls a good kick.
>>221231914is that rubes?!?!?!
>>221231940>they spent over £100m in the summer they should be competing for europetell that to Liverpool who spent that on one player twice
uh oh spaki's madtranny porn WILL be posted forthwith
>>221231913They have a fairly modest budget compared to the teams above themIt's a success>>221231940100 million is nothing in the Tourist League
My guilty pleasure is watching tiktok reels about zoomers struggling with their exams even though I left school a decade agoThere's a feeling of empathetic satisfaction I get from it because I also struggled badly with my exams and it's amusing to see zoomzooms go through the same hellish slog I also went through
Why do jams have the same pattern on their lids as the Arabs wear on their heads?
>>221231951She wishes.
Maturity is transitioning from vulgar racism to tasteful racism
>>221231976Ask /fr/, not us
>>221231636Indians are bros!!!
>>221231976gp
>>221231976they're halal
>>221231976
>>221231863>Nobody sees much point in caring anymore innitKTIM
>>221231987Indians are much better than pakis tbf Still don't like em though
>>221231957probably the same three ones and not any cool up and comers
>>221231979would tongue that arse for hours
sikhs are bro tier
Roll up a j and forget the dayMe and my brothers getting high
>>221232009up and cummers
>>221232016
>>221231952don't mind if I sniff>>221231976I've wondered that
>>221231976the fact that you associate this with a-rabs is really quite sad
Feels like the bad guys won
it looms ladsin case you have forgotten
need my face planted firmly in Ruby's arse
OH MY DAYS BRUV
>>221231979I WANT TO FUCK FUCK FUCK THAT POSH TWAT ARSE SQUIRT CUM SPAFF SUCK RUBY PISS SQUIRT
>>221232036been saying this since the end of ww2
>>221232033Are you saying they're not related?
>>221232040i don't work tuesdays
>>221232016in canada they are criminals
>>221232040not for mecovid going round the officelovely lie in all week on the cards xx
>>221232041Is she doing farts?
>>221231992oh for fucks sake why does this have to go so hard
>>221232003You’re the problem
>>221232086Just said I don't like them mate
>>221232040I just realized what that means, I'm taking of tomorrow cause we have a holiday on the 6th
>>221231863I had been starting to hang out and meet people more after being a shut-in loner for many years myself, and suddenly everyone else prefers staying inside and on their own. All that work for nothing.
does tap water harm testosterone production
>>221232106Only if you're in the north (anywhere closer to scotland than Watford)
>>221232106nothing like that meaningfully affects testosterone if youre worried about that shit you're definitely low T
I know it's controversial but I like cute Indian chicks. >>221232106Probably, all that chlorine and flouride can't be good.
>>221232091Ironic since Nigel Farage definition of a Welsh person is someone who’s lived there for 10 years or more
redpill: if you were born on a caribbean island with -20 IQ and a BBC you'd be much happier
>>221232146epic spaino
>>221232146i think id be so happy if i was a black american living somewhere like atlanta
>indian girls are peng>black people with big dicks are happyJust about the most lukewarm takes you could ever have
>>221232077y'all got any of that covid
dude is so old he's turning chinese
Sinusberg is under pressure and it’s giving me a headache.
bull doku saving the day
>>221232146I'm pretty happy with my MWD and Greece is right there I can go whenever I want. >>221232173gives us your hot take big guy
>>221232185
>>221232063it's a red and white checkered pattern matetype of thing you'd see on your nan's kitchen towel as she pulls a homemade pie out of the oven, nowt to do with the arabs
>>221232185sc
>>221232171kek mental how true this isswear ATL is like the promised land for blacks
/brit/ go 5 minutes without talking about black penises challenge: IMPOSSIBLEyou all need to be sectioned
>>221232094Yeah but you went with your tommy Robinson post of mentioning pakistanis grow up
>>221232197>nowt to do with the arabsThen why do they use the same pattern in their cloth crowns?
>>221232173Mutts law
>>221232178just start going to chemsex orgiesalways come down with summat then it spreads through the office
>>221232100ktim in the reverseI was 22 in 2020, was a young virile shagger for a few years then the memeflu put that to an end. Found a gf that year, then final exams the following year, and since then I've fallen into the habit of just being on my laptop at home, ordering food, vaping, all that.I used to go to the gym, eat well, was athletic, doing martial arts, traveling, hobbies, dating birds, all that. Put a lot of effort into being a normie. Taken me a few years to recover from the forced isolation and misanthropy, and now I'm a little wagecuck with no time or energy for all that anymore and I cope by telling myself I already did it during my prime years and now it's time to be sensible and loyal to my gf.
can always tell i've touched a nerve when people accuse me of being spaino
doku rewarded with three -12.5% waiting for him
>>221232185chairman mao has let himself go
>>221232197If you put that on your head you’d look like an Arab.
>>221232106yea, birth control byproducts don't get filtered out when water is recycled and it lowers men's Twomen being whores ruins men on multiple levels
Arsenal! Arsenal!Thank you Everton, you did what Arsenal couldn't.Tonight, nigerian descent women from London are happy. Arsenal will win the league, surely!
alex ferguson is in fact the oldest scotsman of all time
>>221232226they should all be in prison btw >>221232241I do this
new paedo dogwhistle just dropped
>>221232223youve got monkeypox luv x
curious george rule 34
>>221232204theyre stupid and impulsive but they live somewhere sunny and warm, even if theyre poor their houses are bigger than ours and have more opportunities, theyve got a community even if its degenerate, and theyre so full of themselves theyll get shaniqua in the end. they feel a sense of accomplishment moving up through the rap world, they have fun getting wasted at parties and smoking pot all day, they can goof off all the time and not feel bad about it. being a black in atl is winning the lottery these people do not suffer
today's elton
david floyd george
>>221232204jeezy own half of atlanta
atb
speed sex with my gf for 6 hours, then ordering KFC with gravy n shit
>>221232304don't get the obsession with peas and beans
>>221232216don't know but don't think they came up with the pattern x
Absolutely wankered, might just get to beddington
>chemsex orgies
>>221232304looks ok but why the peasmakes it look like a childs meal
quality of the thread while increase tenfold now and nobody will know whybut i will
>>221232304Scrandulous
>>221232319especially with a burger
ok stop talking about man kick ball nowtalk about frogs and anime
ghosts don't exist
>>221232319>>221232351>>221232337you need your five a day
>>221232366100% cap
https://vocaroo.com/1n1ZXsdWkdx2
>>221232366nor skeletons
>>221232337got to get some vegetables in there
>>221232378my mom makes a beef stew with peas I like that, otherwise not a fan really
>>221232204>>221232171>>221232294i'm sure atlanta is nice but>got no dad>their mums are usually whores>drug use is rife and destroys their communities>surrounded by violence>prison pipeline>schools are basically pregame prisonif you had your same personality but born into a black american youth in one of those cities I'd guarantee your cerebral autismo self would hate it and wish you were in a small english town
Are grey squirrels invasive to the UK? Is that why Mousey hates them?
i aint pray for these baguettes i prayed for better days :)
>>221232409mad how this picture might have been taken in Romania or Bulgaria
>>221232185Poor fella was separated from Xi Jinping at birth. Should have been liberalising the domestic markets and consolidating chinese industrial hegemony with his brother.
never seen forest gump
the goal
>>221232424s
squeaky yeh
wish the shops would hurry up and open, i'm hungry
whats wrong with peas and beans
>>221232378anglo memethere are dishes you make with vegetables, and dishes you don't burg and chips (or potato wedges) is not improved by your woke peas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFZwuTOu9og
>morale compass
>>221232453get on the menulog lad
Never had Heinz beans me>>221232455nothing
>>221232432Don't. It's about the life of a simp, even tho he has so much things going on in his life, he is never happy, because he's simping over the same useless whore his entire life.Afterwards when she hits the wall and gets aids, she comes running for him so she can have a soft life for a few months before dying.
love doing a big stinky piss after drinking loads of waterfeels like a nice cleanout
>>221232487to be fair, he's a retard
nahhh bro im gonna order some hungry jacks on menulog bro
>>221232475i want to go to aldi because they have cheap frozen tendies but they don't open for another hour
Started taking collagen and biotin and my hair and skin look amazing. Makes my nails grow ridiculously fast though.
>>221232453>>221232530too good for mcdonald's breakfast huh
>>221232539show us your tits and vag
>>221232539Based, collagen is so good. I buy fatty pork belly and shank every week for that reason.
>>221232540don't really like breakfast foods generally speaking
I’d creampie Emma Watson.
>>221232546cody's german grandfather
https://youtu.be/aRj9RSpXQHo
sisterbergs "frying rice" in the waffle maker
Wish I were dead
>>221232573ESHUTA?
>>221232573why
The evening snackageLady in the shop joked about sharing the wine with me. Should have offered her round lel. Don't think the girlfriend would appreciate
peng
>>221232573could work you never know until you try
>>221232594fatty fatty bum bum
>>221232586ktim
>>221232567literally know 2-4 better looking girls here that would probably fuck you for free
>>221232626imagine thinking of something like this in the 1500snutter
>>221232626me on the right
where does rorke live? gm_flatgrass
>>221232626really like this guys work, so ahead of everyone
mousey was my idol
mi look
>>221232573she needs sectioning
Right well
errrrm
webms with sound don't have filenames now and you can't collapse them when you open themthink 4chan xt is broken
That’s a penis
Do you guys make beans and pork, seems like you eat the beans just like that as a side
for me it's
>>221232737give my beans and pork to yo momma
https://www.classificadosx.net/pt/anuncio/14-mulheres-castelo-branco/565716-novinha-africana-fotos-reiasArsenal will win the league. I booked 1h with that angolan descent escort from Lisbon to celebrateCheerio lads
>>221232737We have baked beans with little cocktail sausages in them, but it's not American style pork n beans
>>221232755
>>221232711roar
For me it's
>>221232762based
>>221232753why the cronem there
>>221232763I see, we do that here also.
>>221232790Of course, late-EU countries are British cultural colonies. That's why you love Pepa Pig so much
actually ive decided that blue sweeties are the best
I went to a pub in a country where smoking is legal inside pubs and it was so fucking awfulthank you uk government for banning smoking in pubs
how many bricks did you lay this weekend la
>>221232815the only bricks i lay are my shits
>>221232815
get the missing cuties posted
You don't hear much about Quorn these days
>>221232834deano is destroying that
>>221232810The face that drives white milfs to lustful insanity.
>>221232834I work in construction (finance manager) and that bird is getting coated like a plasterer's radio
>>221232834is that allowedhaving big tits like that and laying bricksdoesnt seem safe
>>221232834>all dat mortar The mandem deffo need to redo those walls once she's finished lmao
>>221231563BIG UP THE TOFEES
>>221232874Why did you reply to yourself?Are you really that lonely?
Sir Gio Scotti
>>221232834So real for this bruh
>>221232808I'm not sure we took that from you, might be wrong. >>221232811yeah it's much better without, I like it when there's a smoking area somewhere in the back or like a balcony where you can go smoke and talk to girls.
>>221232905.....yh
>>221232927>I'm not sure we took that from you, might be wrong.We invented it, so if you have it too then your cuisine has been officially BONGED
>>221232876deano just flirts with her all day until she relents and agrees to go home with him after the pub?
so why does your sister make rice in the wafflemaker?
>>221232594heart attack material this
>>221232943I wish but unfortunately we probably took it from the Ottomans like many of our dishes.
>>221231840Handball that
>>221232966>pork>ottomans
bank holidays are pointlessevery national holiday should be christian
Dead generalJust the parasite talking to himself about canned food all day
nth for the gyaldem
i dont eat pork either. it's just not on is it
Rorke
https://youtu.be/vsQrKZcYtqg?si=HjPvKb4UpmFDJGpM
>>221232982
>>221232988seen her sucking a cock
>>221232982sup ghostie
>>221232978Would be blessed
>>221232991pigs are too sentient and intelligentthey register fear and pain in a way that's different from other animals
>>221232974I mean the stew, of course they don't eat pork but they did make it with beef >>221232991why? it's so tasty
>>221232997>non sequitur >ad hominemNot an argument, fat.
just linked this thread to vybz kartel's dms on X and him say you lot are a bunch of weird fassyclarts lmafo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyOHQ3h_Vh0lo-fi ambiance to make /brit/ threads on other boards to
>>221233018No you're a homonem
Dog-gone-it Cody, why’d you drink those two Bud Lights last night? You have a drinking problem.
>>221233025don't know what any of this means
how are you supposed to check in to a hotel? Do u just go to the front desk and say your name? In the booking confirmation it didn’t give me a code or anything
rorke joining the greenock young defenders
>>221233003Never reply to me ever againYou lost your chance
>>221233065You go up and say i have a reservation
>>221233065>Do u just go to the front desk and say your name?exactly
>>221233067rorke has a morton season ticket
>>221233065>hi i'd like to check in
Sir Deet Fick.
>>221233065you may need ID by the waytake it to be on the safe side
>>221233065barge in on your roller suitcase like this
>>221233117check this you Canadian fag
>>221233065you walk in and flop your knob on the desk
nookie blair we used to call her
bulge outline in my light grey pj pants looking real nice today, could have been a femboy in my prime but c'est la vie
New>>221233179>>221233179>>221233179
Canadians tipping their fedora 700 times a day for every Pajeet he encounters.
