i'm going to kill each and every last one of you

>>221245139
not me though

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I'm wasting 10 hours a day on 4chan.

I need a life.

>>221245139
I'm a bad bitch you can't kill me

Craving a munchie box from the bossman ffs. Counting down the minutes until he starts accepting orders on FoodHub at 5pm

>Starmer says Jewish Brits are asking ‘whether this country is safe for them’

>>221245145
yh ur fine x

>>221245160
not our problem start looking at the muzzoids

>>221245149
you waste our time with your posts as well which is worse

aussiemong got bollocked in the last thread has to be said as a neutral observer he was well and truly done

what the fuck nail clippers actually work and it still feels good to scratch smooth things after
no more toenail biting for me

>>221245153
WhatsApp him.
>I don't have his WhatsApp.
Oh, that's not your bossman then. You're just a custy.

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>>221245160
Sort it out

think heatherfreak is having an anxiety attack, can you stop using triggering language around him x

Spaniacs where we AT

>>221245185
>as a neutral observer
bit on the nose x

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kek that's women done

>>221245190
bacon is overrated

>>221245201
Spainoholic right here

really care

>>221245210
why are you posting this what is there to gain

>>221245172
Thing is Jews don’t even blame Muslims for this, they’re focusing on placing the blame on the government and British people in general for not giving the Jewish community more money and special privileges

What's your plan to stop antisemitism in Britain?

slathering my obese naked body with canola oil and flinging myself down that really steep street in new zealand bowling over old grannies with their shopping

please be mindful

>>221245188
My relationship with bossman is built on mutual respect, I’m not going to force bossman to completely upend his schedule and turn on all his machines to cook me a munchiebox hours before he normally opens, that’s taking liberties

just seen a gypo freak get sent flying

>>221245254
fuckin SCNREANIG

>>221245249
almost like they aren’t actually under threat at all and it’s just victim-mongering so they can silence criticism of israel

>>221245254
we call it rapeseed

>>221245251
take Rorke's phone off of him

>>221245280
Woke is typing...

pollen got my bollocks on the ropes here for real. I had the car window down for no more than 5 minutes and been completely fucked ever since

>>221245292
SCREAMIJG

>>221245251
send them all home

Insane how NS Germany in WW2 basically invented modern warfare.

>camouflage (Leibermuster)
>Assault rifles (StG 44)
>main battle tanks (Panther)
>drones (V1)
>rockets (V2)
>fighter jets (Me 262)

Absolutely Faustian

rorke trying out the latest AAA console release before sighing and switching it off after 15mins to go sink another 5,000 hours into his singleplayer beta 1.7 minecraft world

ausdogs driving in the outback looking for abo puss puss

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>>221245292

>>221245340
first 15 mins of any game are a slog, this is known. You have to basically force yourself to go back to a new game 2 or 3 times to push through all the opening shite with a view to eventually enjoying it once you settle in

WTF is a snafuchud?

>>221245340
wtf I’m not Rorke

My friends are saying shut up JENNIE just get in the car

>>221245393
um is your name jennie

>>221245393
this tune tickles my brain

might watch that denzel movie where he flies the plane upside down

>>221245340
Rorke playing his map games reforming the roman empire for the 500th time

>>221245441
for me it's dominating the entire planet as australia in civ 6

>>221245434
it's a pretty decent movie

Currently playing cyberpunk 2077 phantom liberty

>>221245483
no you're not

it ain't over til the fat lady sings

>>221245465
Hello fellow Civ 6 Chad

would suck her dick though to be fair

>phantom liberty

PS2 era james bond game ahh name 007: Phantom Liberty

wtf is that man? come on

the mythical bwc

>>221245505
5 mogs they just don't have australia

>>221245515
leftypols grindr profile pic

Cockmogs me tbf

just shot peter north type ropes all over my bedroom floor

>>221245541
leftypol prowling for trannies and twinks with a blank profile
rorke in full cd sissy getup with his face and full legal name on display

>bwc

>>>/x/

>>221245594
this nigga a homosexual expert

some of you mfs need to shave every once in a while

dropped your gay card

>>221245607
im right here hun x

accidentally paid the student loans company twice it's over

leftypol adding his gay card to apple wallet
rorke refusing to take it digital

you ever look up lads from your school days and see that they've gone bald?

>>221245681
social media really just vaporised a lot of older people's minds didn't it
feel like 50 years ago he'd be a beloved innkeeper or something. he's got the phenotype for it

>>221245697
real duende

>>221245734
I don't think his life is the way it is because of social media

i've always got brain fog because i don't drink enough water

takin' off our shirts
'bout to make these rifles burst

Winter is finally starting
I get to hear the rain outside
Dogberg sleeps in my bed cause she's cold
I get to wear my comfy hoodie everywhere
I can wear a beanie and hide my shit haircut and balding hairline
I can make lots of nice stews and soups
God I fucking love winter

>>221245766
thats low t lad

>>221245734
nobody wants to stay at a place where the innkeeper stinks of fish and/or shit

>>221245799
that part did slip my mind x

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>>221245681
Limbal rings, a dark ring around the iris, are a strong sign of genetic good health. Scientists aren't exactly sure why but across the board both men and women respond more positively in terms of attraction to people who have prominent limbal rings. They seem to be an outward sign of latent genetic fitness.

I'm not suggesting Mark isn't unhealthy, he looks like a dialysis patient, but this particular biological sign suggests he does have good genes (in spite of having destroyed himself with drink, slop and gambling).

>letting a dog sleep in your bed
dogmongs really are freaks

>>221245773
aussies when it drops below 20 celsius

>>221245786
Those jeans give rockstar vibes

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>>221245786

1/2

During January last year I was advised to make a claim for PiP. I contacted the DWP and was sent the forms, after reading the forms I didn't think I was eligible so did not fill the forms out. I was later contacted by a company called Capita who apparently do phine assessments for PiP for the DWP. I went ahead with the phone assessment, didn't think that I was eligible for PiP but not sure why they contacted me seen as I did not fill out the PiP forms which you have to do before the DWP process the claim. Still have the forms here at home not filled out, I do not claim PiP, only universal credit. These stalkers are possibly claiming PiP in my name and commiting fraud.

Also January I was asked by my jobcentre work coach Ruksana if I wanted her to make am appointment with a guy named Josh at Bilston Job Center who she told me works for NHS Thrive into work. I asked for her to make the appointment with him as I wanted the extra support with finding work. During this time I was also attending appointments at Morrisons Cafe with someone named Gavin Pearce who apparently was from NHS Employment services.

I attended weekly appointments with this Gavin Pearce who at the time told me a few things that he would do to help me find work, he never did any of the things he said he would do and I'm not sure he was who he claimed to be. He never once wore an NHS id card as all NHS workers are required to do, there were also other people from the same NHS service at the cafe meeting with their clients who wore their Id badges.

>Leipzig car attack suspect ‘just released from psychiatric clinic’
>A 33-year-old man is under guard in hospital after a 50mph rampage in a busy shopping street left two dead and dozens injured
KEK

I've stopped eating the damn pork products

>>221245831
2/2

I had an initial appointment with Josh at Bilston job centre, a couple of days after this appointment I received a call from him saying that there was a job available and asked me if he could send my CV over to the company for the job. I said that that was ok, it took him 8 weeks to reply back to me saying that the company didn't reply back to him. I sent several messages through my universal credit journal during those 8 weeks to my work coach asking if Josh had heard anything back about the job. She replied several times saying that he was not either in that day or that she would ask him when she saw him. He apparently works at the jobcenter several times a week and so does my work coach, yet it took 8 weeks for him to tell me the company hadn't replied back.

On top of that I'm later told that he doesn't work for Thrive into work and that he is a disability advisor, the whole reason I asked to make the initial appointment with him was because I was told by my work coach that he works for Thrive into work and that was the reason I asked for the appointment with him for the extra support for finding work.

Why would my work coach tell me he works for Thrive into work when he doesn't? He works at the job center and is known to my work coach... And how does it take him 8 weeks to reply to me regarding a job I applied for just to tell me that the company he sent my CV to didn't reply back? I don't even have a disability so why would I make an appointment with a disability advisor?

>>221245773
GOOD post, not only is aussie winter beautiful and mild you also psychologically enjoy it way more having lived through summer
nsw/vic genuinely has the best climate on the entire planet. you get a bit of everything

yeh i definitely read all that

>>221245825
It was 17 today
thank fuck I keep a jacket in the car or I'd have been fucked

stopped reading at 1/2

another novelist has hit the thread

>>221245679
yeah but both of them bagged fit birds and one looked on the younger side the jammy get

this isnt twitter, matey

>>221245679
one lad i went to school with is bald and got caught by nonce hunters

not sure this is hayfever after all I'm now leaning back towards it being a cold I feel unwell got a headache, the sniffles and the roof of my mouth hurts

reckon it's that hantavirus it's going around this is it for me chaps

aussers wearing wooly hats in july

mumberg is worried about this cruise ship virus but dadberg think it's funny to wind her up about it. he keeps coughing then saying he's caught the 'bantervirus'

>>221245932
why are all 3 of you at home in the middle of the day

>>221245950
off sick with hantavirus innit

>be me
>go out by myself last night cos i'm alchie and want girls
>get rejected by girls
>wake up 100 quid down and a sore head
dont be me lads it's grim

>>221245773
same. it's 29c here and it's comfy af

Reckon the whole glowie this glowie that is just nonsense I've posted absolutely criminal deranged posts that I was sure I was going to get raided and nothing

guy at work has the classic gay voice but is married to a woman and had kids
i am very confused what does it mean

>>221245976
have seen fbi docs explaining their own activities on the site before

4chan is epsteinian and reddit is maxwellian. Both are operated by Mossad.

>>221246021
they came out with a gay cure yonks ago

>>221245950
such a neek post this

>>221246021
They're usually gay pedos and have children so they can rape their sons

sloughing through death grips ‘cography to form my own opinion of it

got a call from the government once after emailing the prime minister some rambling nonsense I don't recall in detail but ended with an implication I might kill myself
probably wound up on a list for that surely

>>221246021
one at mine as well, even has the gay walk where they sort of float along, everything about him suggests he is gay yet he is married with children

I reckon that there are actually just a lot of closeted gay men who lead a double life and bum lads on the sly behind their family's backs

>>221246077
why'd you do all that then

>>221246077
screan

>>221246077
>got a call from the government
what'd they say?

currently separating the art from the artist

separating the shart from the shartist

farts have smelled so fucking good lately

watched aussie gold hunters this morning.

>>221246105
hello this is the international drainage commission would you like to accept a $900 collect call

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>>221245950

>Mr Prime Minister, I'm going to kill myself

>>221246067
Why would you come up with a post like a this unless you were a nonce

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>>221246174

>>221246105
just asked if I was alright basically
got the impression it wasn't someone trained on dealing with that sort of thing. call came maybe a week after the email, I said I was fine and blew it off, never heard about it again

[sad news]
>Pussycat Dolls cancel US leg of reunion tour after poor ticket sales

>>221245968
surely if you want to get a shag the best time to go out is after 10pm. The girls that haven't already been picked up but are lowering their standards as the drink takes its toll

Sainsburys employees smoking behind my flat, they are plotting something against me

dear sir kier starmer

might kms x

eternally yours, anon

>>221244398
Funny how similar Washington and Moscow are right now

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you're weird

got ian dury on

I once got a call from the government and they were the ones to imply I might end up killing myself if I don't stop making disparaging remarks about israel

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thinking of putting my mom in a care home

Quasi Kwarteng

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the new keeb

>>221246237
often I will have imaginary conversations in my head with my coworkers to rehearse what I would say if such a conversation came up in real life

my planned response for if one of them calls me out for being weird is to say "I know but I can't help it" and then if it continues I will go on to explain that "even weird people still need to pay their bills haha".

>>221246272
why do you lot pronounce mum as maghm

>>221246147
for me it's outback truckers

we've all got wood and nails at the end of the day and we turn out hate in factories tbf

>>221246302
corrr looks lush that

>>221246302
Absolutely stupid price for a keyboard. I'm currently typing on a keyboard which cost less than £20. I've used it for a few years now and it's fine. Just works.

>>221246304
i'm from birmingham. we say mom

>>221246021
it's like that tim off dickinson's real deal

>>221246338
just cause your cracker ass cant tell the difference doesnt mean others cant

>>221246349
Birmingham in Alabama is not the real Birmingham though

not enough that the doctor fingered my arse now i have to do it at home twice a day too

mechanical keyboards mongs be like
>CLICK CLACK CLICK CLICK CLACK CLICK CLACK CLICK CLACK

>>221246391
eye test was it?

>>221246303
ktim sometimes I do this but pretend random people at toil are my friends and we're talking about my favourite games or films but I've never had a real friend at toil and worked here for years

willy willy willy willy willy

Trump 2016 was my last glimpse of hope

>>221246390
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8lzcgf

>>221246375
Keyboard enthusiasts are like audiophiles. They love to waste money. Sure if I had tons of money I might buy a nice keyboard for £100, but $475 for a keyboard is silly.

how the FUCK has it nearly been two years since the olympics

>>221246330
always thought he said wooden nails

>>221246435
time passes don’t it

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>pls kill me
québécois moment

>>221246447
i thought in Millstone he said "my own stone around my neck" even though the song is called millstone

>>221246435
4 years since the world cup is mental I have done literally nothing in that time

>>221246395
it was an arse test and i failed because i was too tight for her to tell what she was feeling

oi mistah proime minista oim gna fackin kill moiself

>>221246430
>>221246375
>>221246338
>my desk cost $1200
>my chair cost $800
>my keyboard cost $300
>my mouse cost $150
i use these 5-6 hours a day for wfhtoil, so why would i cheap out?

>>221246485
last world cup was in Winter tbf

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>>221246488
>i was too tight for her to tell what she was feeling

>>221246208
i'm not a creep mate
and if i did nothing btu sit at home until then i'd be bored to sleep

>>221246426
>Dailymotion
Thank you for supporting the European tech economy

Now here's a video for you which came to my mind because I mentioned Alabama

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ3oHpup-pk

>>221246479
but is millstone pronounced milestone? i still don't know

>>221246488
why would anyone need an arse test

This other Canadian is making me look bad

>>221246391
had to have this once thought she would ease in but she went straight in with what felt like two fingers and gave it a full rotation I was in agony

niggas pronoucne it "left tenant" and try to tell me how to say things properly

>>221246534
you wouldnt understand loosebum

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>>221246539
>arguing with some anon
>another anon with the same flag as you replies to him in support of your argument but they're retarded and make you look like an idiot

>>221246573
Yanks be like
>no you can't write "colour" because that's french
Yanks also be like
>you have to say "carbine" as car-been because that's the original french way to say it

arse test night

>>221246547
cant suffer in the uk

>>221246302
60% runtboard

>>221246423
>Trump 2016
i struggle to do 100 trumps a day

>>221246532
idk i think they're saying it wrong. surely it's mill stone like a stone used in a mill

during the 2018 world cup i walked home with a girl

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some keycaps are well worth the money. only $130 for this set

>>221246624
i watch Croatia make their way to the semi finals in a Weatherspoons and then confidently said "that's us getting to the final then"
my bad x

>>221246591
This one just pipes up about his dollhouse characters randomly

>>221246624
fonc

>>221246635
>super instead of a wangblows key
Based

ok then

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Top-left (Earliest pic, ~2015)
>Unicomp classic keyboard
>Razer Kraken headphones
>Microsoft Intellimouse 3.0
>Some HP monitor (can't remember what model)
Next across (~2017)
>Added Dell UltraSharp U2515H (still using now)
>Upgraded keyboard to IBM M13
>Upgraded headphones to Sony MDR-V6
>Added NAD C 316BEE amplifier
>Added speakers (nothing special, just some generic ones that came with the CD player my parents were getting rid of)
Next across (March 2017)
Moved from my Dad's house to my Mum's house, didn't even have room for a desk so had to downsize.
>Bought a refurbished libreboot X220 Thinkpad
>Upgraded headphones to Audio Technica M50x
Top-right (June 2017)
Brother moved out so I got his room
>New desk (Ikea, I think a Hemnes top with metal legs)
>Brought back my Dell monitor (I assume I must have sold off my old HP one by this point)
>You can see my Herman Miller Embody (I actually had this even since the first pic, just not visible)
Bottom-left (August 2017)
>Got a desktop PC again (Still using most of it now)
>Brought back the intellimouse
>Added a Pok3r mechanical keyboard
>Added wall paneling mostly for aesthetics
Next across (~2019)
Moved out
>Added Ergodox keyboard
>Added Rubix 22 audio interface
>Added M-Audio BX5 studio montiors
Next across (July 2025)
Moved setup to a smaller room
>Added BenQ screenbar pro
>Got rid of the shelving
>Added a lamp
>Moved PC on top of desk
>Moved the studio monitors to another room
Top-right (Current setup)
>Went back to a glass desk again (BDI-Centro 6452-2)
>Upgraded to Sennheiser HD560S
>Upgraded to Logitech MX Master 3S
>Upgraded to a lava lamp (Mathmos Neo)
>Moved audio interface beneath desk
>Removed the laptop

nice

lush

>>221246674
not for the faint of heart

Business idea: ban and execute anyone posting here who wasn't born in the 90s

that picture of a naked woman will be deleted in 0.00001 femtoseconds meanwhile interracial and gay porn are left up for hours

>>221246149
TOBIAS

>>221246692
heck yeah

>>221246586
i might be the tightest lad here

>>221246700
you narrating while you organise your porn folders

>>221246678
goysumption at its best

>>221246692
i was born in the 1970s

>>221246674
oh he won't be at all happy about this

mechanical keyboards are such a meme

why do yanks have no self-awareness

the pokemon board is full of loli porn and posters talking about their paedophilia and you can spend all day reporting it and yet nary a single post would be banned

>>221246718
alri grandad

right well that's a vulva with both outer an inner labia visible

>>221246726
Why

>>221246735
I'm only 48. 48 is still young.

>>221246710
you wish mate not with all the honey slathered bananas you stuff up there

>>221246678
>ergonomic split-hand keyboard
back into the runtcage with you

>>221246674
i adore women but honestly htis isjust digsuting to me

just saw some SGILF’s

>>221246731
We expelled all the religious fundementalist retards in the 1600s-1800s and they all inbreeded with each other

>>221246737
there was a bumhole too and visible nupple

>>221246757
alri literal homosexual

>>221246759
super grannies?

got the candy crush porn on

Crushing my balls and pretending they're candy crush candies

As a homosexual you should thank me because I don't post cocks and naked men all the time.
Wonder why the rest of you are unable to stop from posting fannies and trannies.

completely arsed up my life lol

Reform UK be like
>"I know we live in a country where 25% of the vote can win a seat but we're still going to put woman and children at risk because a section of the community voted a way we don't like :)"

Some nationalist party eh

>>221246810
it's the same minority of people who post that stuff, not all of us

>>221246820
so you admit the asylum centres put people at risk huh leftypol?

>>221246820
press the red button nigga

two chuds fighting each other while calling each other lefties

>>221246826
black beetles in the city

>>221246826
don’t like this image

Eating vindaloo

>>221246862
sorry didnt realise

>>221246867
vindapoo soon

>>221246867
rorke hurriedly swallowing his own mouthful of vindaloo to call you a race traitor

There's no such thing as Israeli culture.
Think about it.
What is Israeli cuisine, Israeli art, Israeli, music, Israeli fashion.
There is no such thing. It's all just European or Arab culture that they try to steal and claim is there's. Only they strip all the sovl out of it too.

>>221246890
>>221246898
So true

>>221246911
pretty sure a major religion is culture

>is there's

>>221246911
finna tell starmer that I don’t like this

rdls are such a shit exercise nobody has ever quantifiably achieved anything doing rdls

Da jooz

>>221246939
Worry about your own language Pierre

Keep buying the korma sauce then remembering that's the one I don't like
3 months from now I'll be at the shops fiending some curry sauce trying to remember which one is the one I like and I'll see the korma and think "yeah this rings a bell"

>>221246903
um

>>221246957
Post your foreskin

>>221246965
brain damage ass nigga

remember a few months ago when people in england were putting up england flags and it was the most controversial issue of the decade?

>>221247011
no

>>221246820
at risk from what?

Mental how there's been no new cultural developments in over 20 years

>>221247011
i prefer st. george's cross. the union jack is a bit too busy for me.

>>221247011
You mean when drunken skinheads and football hooligans were intimidating local women and minorities?

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>>221247026
We are still in the post 9/11 malaise

I don't have any photos or any memories. Never used social media or been much of a photographer.

All I have is my Amazon order history.

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>>221246993

>>221247047
Can't tell if that's a rabbit or a bird

her tits had dropped
her arse was getting spread
she lost some teeth
she nearly lost the thread

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“I am so enthused by the learning that I temporarily forget that we are not friends.”
― Ruby Granger, Erimentha Parker's To Do List: A Bullying Story

>>221247047
why does he look knackered

Age gap lesbianism

sucking a covfefe

>>221247076
>>221247091
>exactly one minute apart
Mental

i'd protect ruby from all the bullies in the world

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brev

anyone else think keir starmer is actually doing a good job?

>>221247153
Did you reply to the wrong posts?

>>221247186
Don't know

>>221247160
>get a bag placed on your head
>first instinct is to open your legs
slags, the lot of them

preferred the lovely high resolution fanny really

>>221247160
cringe

>>221247186
as long as london still looks like karachi then no

>>221247204
she's acting
it's not real
get help

that temu charger got my phone at 103%

Fucking hate English people and their cancerous spawns genuinely evil societies

>>221247254
this guy looks like he listens to TOOL

>>221247197
No?

>>221247267
your white dad beat you as a kid didn't he

>>221247267
know a welshman you'd get on great with

>>221247283
hello nigger

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>>221247272

>>221247246
wouldn't trust that chink shit in my house

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>Fucking hate English people and their cancerous spawns genuinely evil societies

starlings on a madone again

>>221246842
I'm not a leftypol? Not sure what part of my post would suggest I am

>>221247023
Rapist migrants