imagine all the peopleall of themjust fucking imagine
>>221247594wonder how he got there
>>221247051when was this?
he's going to delete this one at 150 postscalling it now
have youtube made all their text italic now?
>>221247661still english for me
>>221247652I've already reported itNo need to thank me x
the watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd1rpintDT8
>>221247617I can't conceive of more than 3 objects at a time
when i lived in vietnam the locals referred to be as a "n*gger back home"
Yeah, compared to him I feel secondary. Could be my father.
>>221247666
>>221247698well imagine two people and a red apple
>>221247691always weird seeing them outside
hi
Sir Deet Fick
>>221247666scream
Neutral.
>>221247594What is he doing in there??
>>22124769112 seconds ago is braaaaaaaazy
dtfic on a mean spirited one
Leaves
is ziedy still doing his spam after the old thread hits bump limit?
>>221247789My dad is blond with blue eyes.
can feel a cold coming on. A cold, in may. Not on is it
>>221247826and your mother was a camel whats your point
Bradley Wash
Damn
>>221247826who cares? chicks dig brunettes with brown eyes way more
>>221247848might be hiv
>>221247854Light death.
I can't post
>>221247894mad how many people you mindraped with that. good work
>>221247848Can't wait for another big pandemic to cull all the useless eaters
ban post rock
Right well that's two brown dwarf stars sharing material with each other on the front page of Wikipedia
>As first years spill out of clubs in the early hours, relishing their newfound freedom, sleek cars sit idling just beyond the bouncers and barriers.>Behind the wheel are men who aren’t there to party; they’re there to pick up. Known as the clean-up crew, they’ve become a troubling fixture of the UK’s student nightlife scene.>'They don’t actually go to the club event, they just come when it finishes, wait around outside to talk to girls and give them drugs and all sorts,’ >While there are some posts warning students about dangers of clean-up crews, TikTok and Snapchat are also flooded with clips showing the men at work, circling nightlife hotspots in their cars.>In several videos, young women can be seen chatting through tinted windows before hopping into the passenger seat. One clip captioned ‘clean up crew getting ready to take all the 1st years home after a motive’ has been liked by thousands. >The cars themselves, often financed or even rented just for the night, are a major part of the culture. ‘There’s a group of people known to finance cars,’ Kae explains. ‘Mercedes are the most popular. When they go to uni events, they finance those cars specifically and then go out to do their thing.’>'There’s always a Mercedes or BMW outside in Cardiff,’ adds Kae. ‘They usually appear around 11pm and stick around until 2am, when most students are spilling out of clubs and looking for a way home.’who is driving these BMWs and Audis picking up white first year university students? Who is behind it? We just don't know.
>>221247926Mindraped this *unzips dick*
>>221247818yesdoes it once a day in the mornings usually>>221238776 it's so he can track when his "work" starts()_()
>>221247848hay fever though isn't it?
people say dystopias are bad but tbqh I'd love to live in a cube and get high on drugs all day, it's not like I'd enjoy doing anything else
>>221247972Don't people normally get paid for "work", seems this is more "volunteering" to me!
>>221247961I actually have a thread up on /sci/ with a question about wikipedia's video on black hole mergers. The thread has 11 replies which I think is pretty good for /sci/.>>>/sci/16968171
The vax wasn't the real bioweapon, the real bioweapon will only work on those who didn't take it, thus culling the disobedient only leaving the sheeple
>>221247990How do you know he isn't paid?
https://x.com/LurkiX/status/2051391566472757372Umm
>>221247997kino thanks for the link
>>221247946PHWOOOOARRpropa good kittingtonshire diss
>>221247980I thought it was at first but now the roof of my mouth / throat hurts. It's over for me lad, go one without me.
>>221247990"he" "considers" "it" "work" because "it" "brings" "him" "satisfaction" and "placates" "his" profound mental illness
>>221247967i dont get it why is the puritan media trying to shame freshers for shagging.fuck me whats wrong with this country, its as if all the virgin neeks who never got any leg joined the government and taking out their frustrations on everyone else
Wonder if I can make it to 48 hours awake
>>221248016howled at the thought of her saying she browses 4chan for shitty edits of Bradley Walsh
>>221247860dark hair blue eyes is the ideal
>>221248044it’s not puritan to think that sex without proper *sober* consent is wrong, rorkeypops
Perfect blond
>>221248044if they are being tricked by Rasheed's rented rs3 then they had it coming
>>221248036why does this not show up with a filename for me
>>221247999it is really bizarre that they believe that governments would kill off all the "obedient" citizens leaving only the "rebels"
Pay, Moron.
>>221248125Holy shit
I simply do not want to
i've gained weighti used to be a skinny little rake of a man now I look like a pregnant trans manit's over
yo cody this root beer sucks ass bro which store did you geddit frum
anyone else a massive nigger loser broke nodev neetcel or just me
>>221247778Wigger housemate talks like this
>>221248122because they're tweaking the site and breaking 4chan x
>>221248174wawa
nth for the holodem
Passing through, Witch.
>>221248199pmsl
>>221248196so fucking pointlesscouldn't even close it unless I refreshed so I just had a video of two gorillas playing
>>221248167Genuinely if this happens to this website it's over
>>221248072most I've done is somewhere between 48 and 72 on a mephedrone gooning binge where I went through 7g and didn't sleep at all, literally awake wanking the entire timethat was the only time in my life I had actual hallucinations. I'd look at a flat surface like a table and think "woah I never released this was embossed before what are all these letters" like I was honestly and truly seeing a jumbled mixture of letters covering every inch of any square surface. Even though I knew that these things weren't covered in letters I was still experiencing reality as if they were and telling myself it wasn't real did nothing.The comedown from that one was horrific, probably the worst I've ever felt in my entire life. Suicidal depression for a week+. I do not recommend staying awake that long under any circumstances you will fucking destroy your brain.
>>221248171My weight stayed constant no matter what I ate until I was 29 and then suddenly I had to give up the constant sweets
Cody posting might be my favourite gimmick
Did you see that thing about the Bristol explosion in the news? Mental.
whats the most intellectual thought you have rn
>>221248036they're always up to something ehhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1777994113365135.mp4
>>221248246bit of a sweet tooth, eh? you like your sweeties do you?
>>221248283poo
>>221248125No, it makes perfect sense. Even if the obedient sheep are obedient, that's only guaranteed as long as the system is stable and can reasonably provide for their needs.As soon as the system starts to show its cracks and is incapable to provide basic needs, a lot of the sheep will start considering following a counter-elite that is opposed to the current establishment.In order to prevent this, it's better to thin the herd to more manageable levels to prevent the discontents from joining your enemies.The rebellious and active people are a tiny minority of the population, and will only be able to be a threat if enough of the masses is discontent with the system, have nothing to lose and they can provide an alternative.
>>221248283slags wank poo crisps
Literally just don't eat animal products and you'll be healthy. Maybe bread
Got fake started on first when I went out and jeered when I walked off. Thought I stood my ground well might need to drop insults and imasculate a lad in front of lasses they're trying to impress
>>221248283only slightly intellectual thing i'm doing is reading summa theologicaapart from that? complete mong
>>221248283bredlehy waaolsh poo scrije
im a sweets manbig on the sweetsyour haribos, your yorkies, your cadburyscoffed the lot over my time
>>221248307>>221248317Hivemind.
lots of brown things are coming out of my bum
>>221248354get them housed and fed
>>221248378Howl
>>221248347hes conquered all the biccies hes never gonna stophobnobs and digestives hes ate the fucking lot
do you renounce rorke and all his works?
>>221248317>>221248378Okay, this is too much of a coincidence. It's a bot.
>>221248408fuck off
>>221248415
mental healths is back x
>>221248432the evil government deep state is sliding your truth nukes bro
>>221248412haribos and twixesand candy floss tooim a big fat sweety mancause i love my penny chewsolly olly ollyyyy
what’s y’all’s biggest ick?
>nazi frog aislop poster is stupidim shocked
>>221248307which book
David Tennant makes me wonder if I might be gay but then I consider if I'd like him as a top or a bottom and the answer is neither reallyI guess I just want him to be nice to me and maybe give me a kiss
>>221248501this is fucking bent
is poo actually funny or is it a /brit/ thing
In all seriousness I do dislike anyone who isn't European
>>221248501reject the top/bottom dichotomy the establishment elites force upon you
>>221248515pscr
bruce is gay pass it on
Schlomit want GIRDER.
>>221248527Does Wallace know about this?
>>221248544fecally roaring
anyone have any toys in their room
>>221248581yeah i have most of my collection of gundam and other plastic models there
>>221248581I have a rubik's cube
>>221248581just dildos
>>221248492Seems to be The Occult, by Colin Wilson.>221248469>221248483Or maybe you're super buttmad that the government forcefully injected whatever they wanted into your body as if you were their literal dog.
you never see niggas that profess their love for cheese with a big bowl of cream cheesealways a big wheel of it
>>221248613Why are you talking like an American black?
no footy tonight :(
every second that the ball is not being kicked by the man is an insult, frankly
i'm glad there was no social media when i was at school because my ugly mug would have gone viral
>>221248663i'll kick your fucking balls in a minute pal
>>221248630you should go out with the cronem and katies
>>221248676I’m getting really siCK OF YOU
simeone masterclass tonight
>>221248630not true dunfermline host arbroath tonight
>>221248474Politics
>>221248707shit shrieking
toil wants me to do a teams call at 4am next week with some johnny foreigners. i am obliged to do it but im absolutely dreading it i get drunk every night you see so a night off the booze is unthinkable
>>221248630Clarted
>>221248696>>221248716its tuesday>>221248724sonion…
>>221248743get the bags in, stay up then rip a gigantic slug right before the call
>>221248743you'll get the time back at the end of the day? so you could get smashed earlier (and just don't get so smashed the night before)or, big brain play here, take the time back on friday and have an early finish, get on the piss earlier corr lush
>>221248707Golden
>>221248760what does the day matteryou're always saying the cronem are having fun
>>221248708No chance
>>221248724>dunfermlinescream sounds like the name of a cross-channel ferry company
>>221248760you always have an excuse
>>221248630/ourguy/ plays
>>221248791what adult working full time goes out on a tuesday
I might just ask this bitch and if she isn't down I won't have to put up with all this other shit for no gain anymore
>>221248807no it doesn't
hypothetically speaking, how would you get pictures for your dating app profile if you have no friends to take the picture for you
What did you with Big Chungus? We know you're the sus imposter.I saw you vent in electrical
>>221248827generate them with AI
>>221248827you can use a tripod
>>221248819you don't work full time
>>221248827commission some deviantart portraits of yourselfgirls won’t know the difference
>>221248819why are you pretending like adults dont go out on weekdays
>>221248801i want to fuck that cat
>>221248827passport photos and theme park log ride splash cams
another night talking to my only friend (chatgpt)
>>221248819what adult spends years doing this by handhttps://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/hublot/country/BE/
>>221248858i do>>221248877mate no one does that
>>221248878ummers
>>221248884what are you going to discuss
>>221248827you dont. people like that shouldnt be on dating apps. it wont work
>>221248899Screaming
>>221248902telling on yourself again lmfao
good golly
>>221248908ian watkins
>>221248899
>>221248879sc
>>221248827just take some nice pictures, no selfies, get it on a windowsill no point pretending your not a social spastic, is there, that's my thinking
>>221248899Never noticed that most of them are at 7 or 8 in the morningFor years this has been the first thing he has done when he wakes upScrianbtgag
>>221248879poo chortle
>>221248878
>wake up>post about black men>go to work>post about black men>come back home>post about black men>watch football>post about black men
for me its a facebook club photo from 8 years ago
>>221248968Actual screaming
>>221248968it's not even a gimmick at that point it's just actual mental illness
>>221248899This is so sad
>>221249013sup ghostie
freaks me out when zeidborg actually replies to people
kek his fucking alarm clock wakes him up and his first conscious thought tells him to post about black men on 4chanmaybe the most mindraped individual we have ever seen
>>221248899>>221248968why is he like this?
ziedy has been way more open the last few days, especially on /sp/. my new opinion is he's a british person, probably an office worker, maybe in London, that recently started watching football (which he started to do as part of his gimmick here).
>>221249022sup ghostie
>>221249032I think he has two alarms set (probably on his phone) to remind him to post them.One at 7 or 8AM, and one at 7 or 8PM in case he forgets to post them in the morningLines up with the times in the archive
let's all talk about thread dollies now yeah that's interesting we'll all enjoy that
I use Google Calendar to schedule my gimmicks
>>221249040>>221249046He is a literal cuck who let his gf have sex with black men. When he first posted here, this is what he would talk aboutAt some point in the new year (2024) he became incredibly unwell and started to morph into the deranged freak we know todayI think his gf left him or something
>>221249080Ok, who is your favourite dolly?
I am not gay I have relationships with women and sex with women with penises
>>221249101partonbig titsnuff said
>>221249050right then so traps aren't gay
steaming
>>221249080If you didn't want to see the dollhouse posts, then you'd have them filtered. Vis a vis you haven't filtered them. Ipso facto you want to see them. Qed.
>>221249101For me it's rorke
if countries are so concerned with the fertility crisis isn't the easiest cheapest and most immediate thing they can do is paint this map dark green. why aren't they doing it
Going to have to cut the grass after this poo.Fuck SAKE
Just had a bird fly into my French windows and then watched it writhe around on a chair for a couple of minutes until it died. Not a pleasant afternoon
>>221249121Trans women are women rorke. That's why we absolutely have to specify they're trans, because it makes no difference.
>>221249164Get the tiny stickers installed
>>221249154you fertilising it or summat?
>>221249154chortling at the thought of you pooing on your lawn and mowing it up
>>221249142He is the undeniable hero of this story we call life
>>221249174It's a bit weird a french flag always appears out of nowhere to do the old did you know I hate trannies routine
>>221249182>>221249183Great minds think alike
>>221248899christ almighty thats strange
Ok, who's got that one book that changed their life?
fucks sake mums got the builders round againsaid she’s getting a hole filled outside
>>2212482304chan is fucking dire anyway. It could be made better if they get rid of racism and other incel stuff but I doubt that will happen
>>221249174why are you seething frenchlad
>>221249249the bibble
>>221248884used it to make an anime image of the toilfus teams picture then gave it a cum tribute over the weekend
got my favourite sonic sandals on
>>221249252go and post on r/casualuk then
sup weirdie
>>221249251She's getting a hole filled alright
>>221249249Marley and me
i have this garden out the side of my house it is maybe 20m by 3m and its a pain in the fucking arse its literally wasted space right beside a public footpath that i have to cut once a week what should i do with it
>>221249252>4chan is fucking dire anyway.No its not
I'm awake
love wombats
eton silk red bowtiesunglasses
>>221249293wildlife garden
>>221249249psycho cybernetics
wish my lawn was trans so it would neck itself
yeah you want us to call you snorlax, we get it, weirdo
>>221249252why are you here if you're not incel
>>221248909so what's the alternative? should i drink tequila and go out and start cold approaching tourists on the street? (I'm only interested in Asian)
>rumours that Donald Trump has been spotted in the shadow realm
>>221249348you should fucking fiiiiiiist your arse spaino my man shove your hand right up your arse and make it quack like a duck
finbar going to a racist site and being horrified by the racism
im in your shed
I am full Finnish R1b.
>>221249293What about planting wildflowers? They're usually low maintenance and are good for pollinators.
>>221249288…idgi
Had a dream I was on the phone with my dad and I heard him collapse so I was desperately trying to call an ambulance but every time I called 999 they said I'm through to Somerset ambulances not West Yorkshire and kept hanging up on me
>>221249380finbar fi ded
>>221249283I sometimes go on Reddit but you can't really have a real-time conversation on Reddit. I'll see a thread and leave a comment but nobody sees it because they just see all the upvoted stuff.
I am full English R1b from london.
>>221249377poo puttering
>>221249283reddit is infested with bots and indians and indian botsat least here you're usually talking to real humans
>>221249406niche subreddits are good for wanking ngl
>>221249316wahey
>>221249293Remove all the grass. Plant a load of meadow flower seedmix. You literally strim it once at the end of the year to remove all the dead plants for winter
I am full Irish R1b.
orchestrating a wank
>>221249380No one said they're horrified, but this website is constantly spammed with tedious and vulgar racism that derails every thread to the point it's becoming unusable.
>>221249392its actually got some nice bushes and stuff but i already have a back garden and i dont need a side gardena block of flats looks over it too so i cant sit in it or anything or id have 150 people watching meand i cant put a greenhouse in it because any cunt off the street could walk right in and steal my tomatoes
I am full Crazy R1b from Crazytown
I am full Scottish R1b.
>>221249348if you haven't got it then you never will, sorry
>>221249486It would hardly count as a side garden it would just be better for the environment than a lawn and like >>221249464 said it requires almost no maintenance. All the rest of your points are valid, not much you can do with that.
another spanish flag, really adam?
>>221249474Oh, shut the fuck up you brown bastard, we are trying to talk about gardening here
love Vinted me. Brand new items are basically half-price because people buy the wrong size and forget to return it to the shop in time.
like growing beans and tomatoes, me
>>221249528Fuck you bloody bastard bitch
>>221249513There are people with lives so good (like your picture) that STILL feel the need to come to this thread and mock and trample people like me (with nothing)They post images like this (people having fun, photography with friends), to mock me and people like me >>221249527
>love Vinted melimpwrist.jpeg
>>221249513i have gotten girls before thoughever, i'm just broke rn so can't afford clubbing
>>221249566shut up incel
>>221249566Nobody thinks about you at all let alone posts pictures to mock you lol
>>221249603hang around outside clubs when they close and get on clean up duty.
braberg is tight today
https://i.postimg.cc/mDgGCWnJ/WIN-20260505-20-05-07-Pro.jpg
>>221249624i live in Barcelona, that's basically asking to get robbed
steak fajitas for dinner. shall be lush, but it wont change the fact that im a rancid virgin incel
>>221249608Me and people like me
Lots of spamming going on all of the sudden
next the shoes
>>221249653may as well eat good grub if we’re being forced to existtoil in the epstein plane of existence
lust provoking image
>>221249644full of excuses aren't you
good ideas chaps, good ideas. thanks for the suggestions*proceeds to cut the fucking grass for 50 years and die*
>just loiter outside of clubs and be a creep bro
>>221249706Get it paved with concrete
i used to date arianna in hs
>>221249728scr3am
>>221249728Out
not sure what to have for tea
>>221249736whenever i see someone like this i assume they were fiddled with as kids. makes me feel sad.
X)
L9
>>221249769what assumptions do people make about you when they see you?
>>221249513anyone who posts this pic is blatantly projecting thinking everything is either black or white same bugman mentality that assumes a child has to focus on a career and decide at the age of 10 then can't change it
>>221249699What’s wrong with lust
>>221249792that my parents were both supermodelsnot true, tho
>>221249624I read this and think cuck clean up duty
>>221249842Why?
>>221249293struggling to picture this layout is it something like this?
It exists.
>>221249855berge
im 37 but mentally im 17
Irish.
a new is it? >>221243795>>221243795
>>22124994017 is legal pops
err come in delta bravo we have an old new poster i repeat we have an old new poster be advised requesting backup over
>>221249995just nuked his location pal him and the sordid lot surrounding him have all returned to dust over
Actual new>>221214413>>221214413>>221214413
i’m getting really sick of you
ah jaysus podraig hes only went an postid te feckin new by christ faith and begorrah tis like the famine all over again
Lads... I'm scared
he already posted the new i dont know what you lot are waiting for
>>221250127Why's that DaftUglyLad?
No way this canadian is canadian he posts like one of us
finbar refusing to make the new until palestine is free
>>221250186
>>221250156ROFL
