The Phoenix and the Carpet edition
abolish the class system, british republic NOW
*grabs your bum*
>>221258757yowl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8CLoscWd4k
Piehead meltdown yet again
rorke just piddled himself, someone get the mop
>>221258726very odd and obscure editions recently
>221258554>Completely unlike anything I had heard before.yeah exactly, I bought Iowa from a CD store just because the cover looked cool without knowing anything. My dad was more into Metallica and Slayer/Sepultura and German trash bands. My uncle got me into System of Down and Static X. Static X is such an underrated band, RIP Wayne Static I remember hearing Stem for the first time and I was blown away, such a unique song, I know it's corny to say but they don't make em like that anymore. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIp2atwDIDY
Midwest dirt bag reporting in
>>221258809Fuck>>221258554
>>221258814'ello
I wasted every bank holiday weekend this year so far. Here's hoping August will be better.
Sex with Emma Watson and she does a Dutch Oven on me afterwards.
Been watching some anime team
>>221258806i like the way brit women put so much energy in their rants x
>>221258856fuck up you freak
i am racist to welsh people
Your banks have holidays?
>>221258786Gotta keep it fresh
>>221258867Fuck you pieface you fat bastard
Yank who shows up at his local city hall asking how to pay the council tax (we don't have that in yankland)
Rorke mate, can you just settle for once?
london isn't a third world shithole though is it
The record is one ignored post so far
alright guys raping my own arse with a greggs sausage roll
recommend me a good comedy film
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BIYV3BLcno
>>221258908kung pow
>>221258902scream sacked tranny you're mental you are
>>221258902>>221258919Fuck off pieface you fat mutant
whys tilde forcing this dire piehead gimmick
>>221258908Freddy Got Fingered
*scratches bollocks*
@everyone help, call everyone who makes fun of my obese body piehead or whateverposted 8 minutes ago in #general
>>221258919https://voca.ro/1oQbw1LrDrTN
>>221258951bony ass
>>221258892No of course it is. Please take up residence in bumfuck nowhere and stay out of power and influence. Be sure to stay out of university, too. Maybe take up plumbing?
>>221258806
>>221258964crazy name
>>221258953kys pieface you fat waste of oxygen
Exploring the catacombs in Dark Souls now that I actually have a decent weapon. Still can't figure out how to stop the skeletons from reviving themselves, I have a vague memory of hearing that you can do that if you use a certain item but can't be arsed to look it up. Also trying to find the skull lantern.
Might go sleeps soon team
got the luxury pies on
got dinner on me mind
dying from a headache again
>>221259002Holy weapon
>>221259010God I miss the steak pies...I've been meaning to learn how to make em.
https://vocaroo.com/1g7bqB09N8UJ
>>221258984
goodbye horses... i'm flying over u
>>221259002divine weapons. theyre all shit though and its a hassle upgrading other weapons
fart smelling like pure shite
>>221258964Israel Goldstein was a jew!?
https://vocaroo.com/18hj1HpzRoFzs
>>221259033willy twitched at the last second
>please dont leave me rorke i am begging you
>>221259055DIE DIE DIE
>>221259055im so sorry but your too brown :(
>>221259029Fuck up piehead Tim isn't welcome here
>Polygyny is legal for Muslims only in IndiaSo apparently muslim men are allowed to have multiple women but hindus are not
>>221259070why've you got this saved on your computer then
>>221259002Even with divine weapons and killing the necromancers, the place is a pain in the ass. Just yolo rush through it, even if you die a lot. It's not worth the hassle of dealing with all the faggotry in that place.
muslim men can have up to four wives
>>221259075
>Unwell British crew member to be ‘urgently’ evacuated from cruise ship after hantavirus casesum lads
>>221259105>hantavirusi think you get that from mouse poop
>>221259105they can't be spread by humansit's nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhFclAT6dSg
>>221258962Today this handsome boy turned 34. Pls tell him happy birthday and that this year will be the year he loses his virginity.Thank you
>>221259119Is it on that cruise ship
>>221259137yeah
can anyone born in the 90s confirm if this is truehttps://youtu.be/zIilDTbARic
>>221259131scream that language is pingu tier
feeding the fox then bed
>>221259090Yeah, but if you're not wealthy and just a regular middle class tosser then it's more trouble than it's worth. Muslims who have multiple wives generally advise you not to make that mistake. Having multiple wives drains your bank account as you have to provide for all the women and the children. That means you have to work a lot and spend whatever little free time you have with the women and their respective children. If you don't have servants or money (so you don't have to work a lot) then it will just drain you.
>>221259145didnt click but assume since its a youtube video its not true
go on lad just give that a suck for us
>>221259152are muslims in europe generally monogamous?
>>221257153
GTB I see machines in the city
R
*cracks ur back*
>>221259195/brit/ ahh post
>>221259207
>>221258974very irish phenotypea bit too vicky mcclure and not quite enough jill halfpenny
>>221259235>_>
Reading the news>Supply teacher 'took secret upskirt photos of 13 teenage girl pupils while he was working at seven schools in Greater Manchester''nce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xq5g7RSUuEIan Pooley is the best, for many years I thought he was British but turns out he is German.
>>221259010>served in ceramic dishescringeworthy how this is meant to be a selling pointjust bake the fucking pie, charles, you ruddy oddbod
>>221259235>>221259240xx
Perkele
arsenalthoughts?
>>221259265promising young cameroon midfielder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=416iiYA7wsU
>>221259271Losing the final desu
>>221259290elton
girls with willies
having an elton scrom
>>221259290looks like louie spence farted on it
Big tits milf joi
SGILF
Don't care for joi Need to see some action
>>221259306>>221259313it's rorke's bloody google history
>>221259238this is western english not irishirish don’t have as round eyes as that and their heads are more oblong not as ovalt. expert racist
>>221259293What a chune lad! One of the best!
>>221259346youve just made all of that up
dropped me luxury charlie binghams pie on the floor
>>221259358no i haven’t i’m of irish stock you see
penis gnomes
>>221259372no you didnt
bronnie blue
Post British musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdUINbi4wSY
Why does piehead keep posting Tim here?
did you know you used to be able to smoke on the tube until 1987?
>>221259424massive chune when it came out
>>221259424no
>>221259431I remember the wild west days when vaping first appeared and people were doing it on the bus
>>221259428having fun with your dollies mate
>>221259424https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbBV9Mcxusw
tilde can you be quiet please
>>221259403Miss the old days when are Tim had his own gaff.
>>221259437Here's something else I listened to around that time. Haven't listened to them in ages but their music was quite uniquehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtKrsUNM4eY
Piehead fuming. Seaside army winning.
>>221259451want to shag him up the arse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2Xzk38OZAkAnother Ian Pooley 90s classic.
Jew Harmer has made it illegal to vape in your house
scooting along the floor on my arse
>>221259478why dont you come back to /britfeel/ tilde
SeasideMONG needs to sell and idum or take out a uc to be able to afford a luxury charlie binghams beef lasange
shag this arse (been training it)
what the fuck is a jellied eel
Tim eats this on the daily while Mark goes to cex every morning to feed his gambling habit.
>>221259532Classic east london grub, none of that foren muck
>>221259476Yeah I remember that band. Here's another SBTRKT classic from that album that I played alot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErYAGQZs8e0
seasideMARK has homemade bacon butties with fresh sourdough and bacon from the butchers while Tim is living off ready meals LOL
any dalits in?
>>221259561what did you eat for dinner?
>>221259561why dont you post with us on /britfeel/ anymore tilde
why do black women do that thing with their hairline
>>221259346what are the phenotypes of souf, east, and norf england then if youre such an expert
>>221259611Dont knowAnd I'm sure I dont care
>>221259580Pizza, potato wedges and baked beans
>>221259611>that pfpwhy are black girls obsessed with anime all of sudden now too
why are women such lezzersimagine doing this with your matebarmy
>>221259611dsl
>>221259561Mark also fucked up his last chance at happiness and will die alone as a fat retard loser nonce with a gambling addictionslowly dying due to alcoholism all the all way and its lush!
People who follow these down and outs on YouTube or whatever they post themselves on and take the piss out of what are clearly disabled, struggling people make me sick. You’re a set of lizards. Fuck off.A fucking trannard working at ALDI and a incontinent alcoholic with smells of fish syndrome you can absolutely fuck offNever posting here again
>>221259639that's just AI slop, same as the thumbnail
sacked tranny has to be one of the worst trannies of all time
>>221259654Shut up
>>221259637why dont you post with us on /britfeel/ anymore tilde
>>221259650Nope he has always got me I love him so he will never die alone. Unlike Tim who will die in a care home surrounded by strangers he doesn't even know LOL. And Mark hasn't actually said he's broken up with Helen.
>>221259656well yes obviously but it's still anime stylised
why is he talking to himself
just so fucking weird that this tranny who works at aldi is obsessed with a random 50 year old man
imagine your life being so shit and evil that you live vicariously through a fat alcoholic dole dosser who has shown his shitty boxers live on camera
deary me
>>221259694isn't he also a pedo that raped a disabled girl
>>221259646
going feral and screaming and bouncing off the walls
my waifu did amazing on snl uk ahah luv herhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RfwUPDIOHs
>>221259549I remember that song, I used to play the whole album. Other electronic stuff I listened to around that time was James Blake, Justice, Caribou, and Yeasayer. Good times.
>>221259721thats really disgusting
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ztudA0T0M
Funny how there are still some names from the bible people use today like James and John but then there's others like Zebedee that aren't used anymore
>>221259732Good taste.
>>221259747mate from school's middle name was zebedee
>>221259673Marks outlook is grim. Hes dying of alcolhism and would rather post attention seeking shite on youtube like related with online personalities rather than spend time with a real life woman. Meanwhile Tim sits in a castle with a balcony telling foreigners to jump and their response is "how high"Tim won Mark's done.
>>221259747my great-grandfather's name was ebenezer he was a methodist
>>221259762this shit is so fucking sad why do you freaks have to obsess over grim shit like this all the time
knew a guy named ebeneezer goode
>>221259794feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
>>221259794are you legally a dwarf at this point
Here's a big London classic from 15 years ago. Big chune when it came out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibCvMVFKh1w>>221259732Love Caribou, remember when "Our Love" came out, everyone was playing it. I have seen him twice, one time with the band and one time as "Daphni" playing a dj set.
>>221259809Think she's a midget
>>221259809it's under 4'10 so yh
DO YOU REALLY WANNA DO YOU REALLY WANNA TASTE IIIIITTT
Wonder what I'd look like if I stayed outside in the sun all day everyday
>>221259732i love odd bloodused to listen to it all time
>>221259829ever noticed how she's fit
>>221259794Wonder if shed dress up for you or nah
>>221259790This. Any regular viewers of the two need sterilising. Fucking horrible encouraging it
>>221259732>>221259816He put out cover of an old 80s Bermuda band 6 years ago that I really like and want to buy on vinyl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qJSwZA8TmMhere's the original, it's some obscure band that had been forgotten but their whole album is so fucking good, some people have first pressing on Discogs but nobody is selling it and if they did it would be $200-300 probably. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T6Gt5Lgju4
>>221259848JULIANIT'S A HUNGRY WORLD
>>221259762He's not dying he recently lost 4 stone mate. Unlike Tim who is morbidly obese and spend all day sat in a chair, drinking alcohol and frankly will be lucky to see Christmas this year.>>221259881I am seasideMARK's friend. Timmongs watch him to mock him I watch Mark because he's inspiring and kind.
I've been searching for this UK track from the 90s for months now, I know I have it somewhhere on a hardrive but can't find it. It was kind of slower track, name was something like Over, or It's Not Over. Not talking about Grace - It's not Over yet. it's driving me mad
diddy amin sex arse
>>221259889>$1500 for vg+wtf vinyfags are mentally ill
listening to this latelyhttps://youtu.be/CvYnLqPN4SM?si=sgW7uqeitewNCoTa
>>221259928honest question why do you care about this
>>221259928you encourage it every day including in this very post
>>221259952Holy shit, someone has listed it, that must have been recently, I checked last month. It wasn't listed for years nobody was selling it. This guy is mental. I thought it would be high up to 500 but 1, 5000 holy shitballs. I mean the album is good and rare but this guy is out of his mind. I would have payed 150-200 desu.
go on sniff that
>>221259969Because Tim is a convicted paedophile and shouldn't be celebrated in any capacity. seasideMARK is a good person and is well liked on /Brit/. Literally just piehead and his /Britfeel/ entourage posting about Tim here for some reason
>>221259998went to watch mario galaxy with a friend a few weeks ago and we walked out of that cinema in silence
>>221259996probably cause it's signed by the band members
sacked twanny sacked twanny sacked twanny
Proposed solution to birth rate/population crisis issues: forced euthanization of anyone over 75
>>221259998looks like mine
>221260008ok
>>221260008this weird obsession is not healthy
Only 58 people have this record. I presume the original pressing was something like 500-1000 at best. Most of the copies are probably in someones granny collection collecting dust...fuck mee
>Mark is a good personMark took advantage of a disabled girl with the mental age of a 12 year oldhttps://youtu.be/glhEGxanaB4
>>221260024>>221260052that explains itstill an insane price like the rest of the marketits even infected cd prices
>>221259829mad how i'm straight but would kiss every cm of his lil portuguese body
developing the worlds first aerosol smegma
We are coming
> “whoever encourages seasidemark posting should be sterilised”> it’s sacked trannyKek
>>221260051Tell that to the Timmongs not me>>221260069She took advantage of him for his money. Mark is a vulnerable adult with TMAU
>>221260073:/
>>221260075
>>221260008>Because Tim is a convicted paedophileit's not funny to make up lies about the mentally ill
>>221260083thats crazy
>>221260083you have an unhealthy obsession with these grim lolcows and are desperate to be one yourselfalso you havent shut up about tim by proxy because you randomly bring him up all the time youre even trying to force a schizo boogeyman for more attention be honest with yourself why are you doing this
>>221260098Not a lie though is it. Ever wonder why his family have nothing to do with him? Because he nonced one of his relatives.
>>221260113>Ever wonder why his family have nothing to do with him?no, he's schizophrenic, that tends to happen. same thing happened to terry.can only assume you're projecting your own paedophilic tendencies
>>221260072Still 1,500 is absolutely mental, but DJ's and collectors want it cause it's rare and a really really good album. Last one sold was 3 years ago probably for 500 depending on the condition. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QUQxVHNmy8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yjytT8iuP8The album is a no skip though, banger after banger.
>>221260113never seen any of mark's family members in his videos
>>221260113how do you know this
I remember employed tranny said once that his sister doesn't like him because he used to wear her dirty clothes
>>221260113SeasideMark is a literal nonce. You blatantly making shit up about Tim doesn’t make it true.
>>221260133Cope>>221260144He respects their privacy but he's gone to stay with his parents multiple times.>>221260145Well known lore at this point
>if I say the things that are true about Mark about other people then it'll pass on to that other person like a curseNo Mark's a nonce and always will be. Here's footage of him with Marie, a disabled young woman half his age and with the mentality of a child. Mark needs locking up.https://youtu.be/pRWjDsb7uPo
>>221260155>Well known lore at this pointdoesnt seem like it but it should be easy for you to prove it if thats the case
>>221260151No he isn't. seasideMARK is a very kind man.
>>221260008what I mean is, at all. About these youtubers. They don’t know you exist. You’re a grown man arguing about them online. It’s like 10 year olds arguing about their favourite youtubers but at least when they argue it’s in person and about like MrBeast, not two deeply unwell, alcoholic, unemployed men in their 50s.
>>221260160pretty much everything sacked tranny says is projection. he tells everyone to go back to britfeel and that tim is a britfeel gimmick when it's the opposite, he has posted thousands of times on britfeel as "tilde" and they post about mark all the time there
>>221260155it's not well known and there's no proof of ityou made it up because you're sick in the head and think the weird feud you've created between him and mark is funny for some reason
>>221260160He's not a nonce though. If he was, he would have been arrested considering your "proof" is a fucking public YouTube video anybody can see. Marie abused him and took advantage of him.
yall niggaz gettin trolled by a retard
>>221260171I'm friends with seasideMARK on WhatsApp and he knows me including my name etc.
>>221260160>>221260173also he says tim nonced a family member because he himself was nonced by his uncle and that's why he trooned out and tried to kill himself at greggs
always feel like a child and feel that my peers are looking down on me and viewing me like one or just plain retarded because i never got into stuff like drinking smoking etc and i still like things for children and do things like sleep with my blanket
>and tried to kill himself at greggs
mornin lads x
>>221260182>>221260193wheres the proof of your accusation against tim
>>221260188the niggaz in question are also retarded
>>221260182>considering your "proof" is a fucking public YouTube video anybody can seeAs opposed to your accusations against are Tim, which are based on absolutely nothing.
>he knows me including my name etc.socially engineerable information btw
>>221260211>>221260213It was in a newspaper article someone shared here years ago.
Anyway I'm going to sleep. Have fun melting down all night piehead and the rest of the Timmongs
>>221260223why are you lying you bring it up all the time but have never provided any proof of it
>>221260223the turkish tranny mogs you
>>221260223you will never be a woman
ultra rare $1500 signed vinyl of Piehead and the Timmongs just listed on discogs
state of you losers
>>221260182>hes not a nonce thoughmorality defeats uk law. If I was related to Marie I would have smashed Mark's fat ugly face in.https://youtu.be/oXmnrvrcyGA>>221260194Tim gets inherentence money every month too while Mark's family want fuck all to do with him lol>>221260239Have fun having a shit day at work tomorrow because you were up all night thinking about how much you got blown the fuck out for worshipping a nonce online
>>221260258It's because it includes the Rorke Remix
>>221260262shut up and get the gay porn posted
employed woman rattling the runtcage from within
>>221260262did you get your tenders from Aldi
> Timmongs vs SeasideMARKersYou sad horrible cunts you had once chance to be alive and you were cheerleaders for online schizo nonces please get a fucking grip
Holy megamelty
>>221260281*dun* *dun* *dun* rorke: daylight come and me wan go home *dun* *dun* *dun* *dun*
Love again: wanking at ten past three (Surely he’s taken her home by now?), The bedroom hot as a bakery,The drink gone dead, without showing how To meet tomorrow, and afterwards,And the usual pain, like dysentery.Someone else feeling her breasts and cunt, Someone else drowned in that lash-wide stare, And me supposed to be ignorant,Or find it funny, or not to care,Even ... but why put it into words?Isolate rather this elementThat spreads through other lives like a tree And sways them on in a sort of sense And say why it never worked for me. Something to do with violenceA long way back, and wrong rewards, And arrogant eternity.
Emma “Enema” Watson blasting smelly toots all over the place.
>>221260303>Rare Rorke Re-Work (Unreleased).mp3
>>221260299What no religion does to a mf
>>221260207ktim
good morning
>>221260298there is only one person here doing that everyone else wants him to stop
>>221260299For allowing the likes of Rotherham alone the UK should be destroyed. Dugin isn't wrong.
>>221260330hijust in the last year realized that she was actually hot
>>221260299he's probably right but it is what it is
sacked tranny is scarier than the other freaks who post here
>>221260299daughter status?
>>221260341i find her beautiful but not sexually attractive
>>221260299it genuinely scares me thinking of the futurealready feel like a foreigner in my home when its about 50% native 50% non, what will happen when we are the absolute minorityif they are emboldened to create rape gangs and knife attacks now when they are still the minority then itll only get worse when theyre the majority
currently receiving astral communications from the pleiadians
>>221260357she can get it
>>221260338Me?I want on no uncertain terms for these freaks to understand how strange it is what they are doing. Absolute freaks man I can’t ever empathise with some freak who checks in on these people and decides to post screenshots of them on a forum? Why would you ever do that? Is it funny to laugh at disabled or schizophrenic people? Don’t get it any capacity. Oh my life is shit let’s go find someone who’s life is even worse and laugh at them, freaky mate they want putting down
>>221260380I don't want anything to do with them.
>>221260395lol
>>221260397no not you the one who supposedly went to bed i agree with everything you said it is worse than sad it is evil and fills the thread with a malignant dread that is surely killing it
>>221260380bet theyre pleiadiang for you to stfu
shot myself up with my first dose of fat people injections
them chilean women got zero hips
>>221260448be careful with that lad
really tired of seeing normgroids say -cel and -maxxing
i wanna be in ur eye like an eyelash
J E L K
>>221260397why are you here normgroid footymong?
leftypol giving his 3 year old child a large starbucks caramel frappucinororke giving his 3 year old child a bombay bad boy pot noodle
>>221260457ive got some nausea meds and a puke bucket so hopefully itll be bearable
inthefl3sh_
reallymaxxed tiredcel
>>221260485*rapes you into oblivion*
>>221260476i'm talking more about the bone and brain/eye issues
Nappy predatorDiaper pred
Spam the ugly mutt
>>221260488
>>221260493well see i guess - or not!
>>221260514looks mentally sound
why does chile post the prostitutes
new thread>>221260550>>221260550
Get it made!
