Truman Show irl editionPrevious: >>221258967
im the star of the pooman show
>>221260363She's every other Mexican here moments before they evolve into tortas
Bababooey Howard stern
>>221260507I’m living in the Jewman Show
In this thread I want to have good conversations about Asian women pissing down their thighs
>>221260521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6JpBuIwd9Ulove me indonesian music
ive never actually encountered a gay gooner. ive met gay sex addicts but not gooners
>>221260554That movie was kinda bad
It's funny how people in stoner culture try and project this easygoing chill vibe but the second anyone says anything even slightly negative about marijuana they chimp out and go berserk. Alcoholics and cigarette addicts don't do that. It's like potheads are mentally enslaved by a plant.
>>221260521>>221260560This isn't /brit/
keith sweat has a very annoying voice but its still compelling music somehow
>>221260531spiritually, I am Beetlejuice counting to 5
>>221260565gooning is a function of being easier than having sex with women, having sex with men is the easier thing in the universe
>>221260549Strange>>221260565>ive never actually encountered a gay goonerThere's one that really likes me in this general>>221260570Stoners are the number 1 reason I don't smoke pot
I wish you could get games for free if you already bought them on other platforms and also could transfer the save dataI switched to PC from PS but I don't want to rebuy every game and then put another 80 hours in just to get back to where I was
I bet a lot of leftists post on /pol/ to try to propagandize racists "on their own terms" but really they're letting out their own racism
>>221260569It was mostly good though
my toilet paper is the star of the pooman wipe
nice outfit, Goober
>They found that prior to the legalization of marijuana in the state, about 8.8% of drivers involved in fatal traffic crashes tested positive for THC. Over the 12-24 months following legalization, that percentage more than doubled, to 18%. By 2017, the fifth year after legalization, 21.7% of drivers involved in fatal accidents were THC-positive.geeeg
>>221260592is there a rule that says you can't be leftist and racist
happy birthday luffy
i'd rather finger my poopy anus in the shower than wiping
I was rebuilding a machine and found a diagram in the drawings titled "stop cock for manometer"
God really said what if there was a delicious treat that was also one billion calories per handful and then created nuts
Many Brazilians in my city on tinder of late
>>221260589Grok gen her peeing
>>221260549Well I want to talk about Gracie Abrams
Sit down Anon, we need to talk about some of these problematic posts you've been making on the internet. ...but close the door first.
>>221260565a lot of gay dudes are gooners, they're always fucking horny, there's a reason why there's so much gay porn on twitter
dude chip bags just float in the tubthis is awesome
>>221260608How were they testing? I'm pretty doubtful of their methods desu
>>221260629Good thing too or our ancestors would have jobbed while figuring out tools
>>221260647you know the algorithm shows you more of things it thinks you like to look at
>>221260592We don't go on /pol/ like you idiots its just magatards in there trying to trick each other into hating da j00zThe strategy you are describing only works on sheltered introverts with double digit iqs, you aren't ever going to own the libs by comparing pit bulls to black people and its pathetic you keep trying
>>221260639GROK GEN HER PEEING NOW
>>221260648Cute toes
people really just make i am a woman threads on r9k and watch it get bumped for days despite never posting in it
>>221260670i checked out /pol/ for the first time in probably 10 years recently and it was shocking how many of them have looped back around the horseshoe to maoism and third worldism
>>221260639>top of monitor is flat>bottom is curvedhuh
>>221260639jesus man how down bad are you to find this attractive
>>221260670Sounds like you've got a lot of topics you want to discuss but no one to talk to
>>221260670Damn we got another generic melty on our hands
>>221260678Me asf to troll chuds and incels, I remember one time I even asked a female friend to take a picture of herself in her bra holding a piece of paper with /r9k/
i know the soviets made propaganda romanticizing africans and decrying american treatment of them but i still think the average soviet commie was more racist than the average modern republican
>>221260691There's no horseshoe, it's Marxist theory or individual equal (not special) rights determined by civicsMonarchy is fucking dead so there's no other fundamental dimension to political thought left
>>221260695You are a homosexual
Just put 10k on Strickland
I don't like duolingo anymore and I'm not learning anything but my streak is over 1000 days and I don't wanna lose it
today i learned that the decline of dog racing tracks was because the dog owners wouldnt stop giving their dogs cocaine and steroidsone of them was caught putting cayenne pepper in the dog's rectum to make it run faster
just squeezed out a massive log
Wasting time is the only thing I'm good at
Have you overcome the tragedy of life?
>>221260772i mean i'm still gonna die but i don't really care that much at this point in time
The solution to the incel problem is so simple that it's incredible nobody has talked about it. When a cis male reaches 18, measure him. If he's 5'10" or less he will be given a choice between banishment to a desert island with no guns phone or computers, forced chemical feminization, or humane euthenasia. It really is that easy and the best part is it will only need to be done for a few generations until the manlet genome is no longer in the pool.
um aren't those the chaos emeralds
>>221260763you don't say
>>221260789
>>221260788yes but that's insane
I think I have that thing that makes it so you can't read facial expressions.
i ain't smoking weed FUCK YOU
>>221260759brings a whole new meaning to the term red rocket
>>221260639jen psaki aoc double sloppy oralyes please!
people in this general don't even know about pamperchu
>>221260589corr would shag her tits loud to the point of glacizationn**** imma be bringing about a third ice age on dem tiddies
>>221260788This but it's every woman over 20 bmi
being tortured with intrusive thoughts i cant talk about
remember when aoc farted during an interview, very latina of her
making money in the video game world
>>221260827phwoar proper cute kittington that
>>221260815How so? It's a necessary process to ensure humanity has a future as a species. Every time a manlet drugs and rapes a normal woman or lies about his height before donating semen it's another opportunity to spawn more manlets. We cannot let that happen.
>>221260639corr would eviscerate her anal cavitiesso excited i may just hefta move forward the scheduled pooberg to exegulate in about 10
>>221260831try to practice forcibly interrupting them thats how i got my ocd sort of under control
I thought joining the military would make me feel like a man but in reality it would just make me want to kms more.
>>221260847and who will play santa's elves at the mall, you heartless fucking bastard?
going to montana with momberg and brotherberg at the end of the month for a few days this will be my first time on a plane #excited
>>221260788What about a new height measurement that's like inches but shifted down so that 5'8 is 6'0
I'm a woman
>>221260867can tell you will get eaten by a bear
>>221260851every time i fight them they get worse it was really bad 2 months ago i thought about hanging myself because of the thoughts
>>221260657tan lines making me diamonds even in 2d form, lawd have mercy
>>221260867why isn't dadberg going?
you are not a woman but if you were you would be my gf
>>221260889eaten by a bear, he's going for revenge
My favorite candy right now is super nibs.
>born too early to be an agrarian settler on a massive plot of land on Kepler-452b, selling my grains to the scientists and fighting off Keplerian native raiding partiesI should genuinely fucking kill myself
>>221260889He has to stay because sisterberg isnt going
>>221260890thanks bro, same to you #nohomo
>>221260878please try to find a therapist who does erp
>>221260897if you do you might be reincarnated as an indian and that's not good
>>221260867planes suck, so do airports. Montana is based though. you should just drive there.
sounds like sisterberg and stepdadberg are gonna have the whole house to themselves for the week...
WHY IS EVERYTHING SO FUCKING SHIT AND GAY
>>221260911Last time I flew was over 10 years ago. Cannot imagine the seats being any smaller than they were back then. I'm a big boy I can't be dealing with that shit
I'm a woman and the brazilian gives me the ick. The rest of you are ok tho.
>>221260852do you sit at a desk and shuffle papers around?
>>221260906i cant talk about it im scared it will ruin my life
>>221260928Spirit Airlines recently shut down, so guess who's gonna be on your flight in MASSIVE numbers
>>221260931open bob
White people don't say excuse me anymore they just stand there acting like they don't need to get by you then stand beside you breathing on you
>poor people take whole family vacations to empty poverty stricken flyover statesbeyond grim
Planes are ok
>>221260911>planes suckbeing crammed on an airliner with the riff-raff sucks but saying planes suck is disgustingly plebeian
dancing samba with a 50 years old american milf
>>221260958I took a vacation to wisconsin and michigan and it was comfy as fuck
i'm in the plane while you're in the pee lane
>>221260954NPCmaxxing is the newest hype
can't imagine buying a plane ticket right now, shit's a racket
I hope i'm just getting withdrawal visions and that wasn't really a golfball sized spider running under the desk a second ago
>>221260966Doing sambo moves on an american milf
>>221260961OK fair, but you know what I meant. I don't think Anon is taking a jet or a Tucano to Montana.
>>221260981if it was it is completely harmless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNK9wP35gZgwhy dont they make anime osts like this anymore?
>>221260989Sure it is, i bet having eight eyes makes it really easy to type
just hope and pray you don't sit next to a fat person, or black person, or a baby, or somebody that brought in a big ass sub from jersey mikes, or a black woman, or a fat black woman, or an indian, or some smelly dickhead, etc. you're basically doomed
>>221261008makes it easy to see thru your bullshit and besides you got 10 fucking fingers to type with you meatbag freak
https://voca.ro/1aClp99Z1Rue
I had to sit next to some schizo looking asian lady who was cross eyed and all bundled up in wool hats despite it being summer time. She somehow got on the plane with two giant knitting needles that were easily 12" long. It was a red eye flight so I had to stay awake the entire fucking night hoping she wouldn't spaz out and jam one of them through my aorta.
>>221261039shut the fuck up mexican
>>221260931Grok gen her peeing
>>221261039i think you are really cool too
Madam President
Trying to write a suicide note but I have writers block and a broken hand
>>221260961tsgay is pretty fucking retarded thoughit's the only thing in life that spurs me on to not be a poorfag so I can afford private flights
If I was to have an AI robot companion I'd want a little floaty guy like ED-E instead of a humanoid
when will PC hardware prices go back to normal
>>221261089my latinx queen
Based anthony kiedis
In the fantasy world i built in my imagination to escape to when i'm feeling scared/overwhelmed/panic theres a little town called Bugs Town. Everyone that lives there are cute girls with personalities and quirks based off various Arthropods. The Spider girl orders all her food online (gets food from the web) and NEETs all day in her bedroom. Her room is always messy but she knows where everything in it is and gets upset if you move something without asking. Anon getting attacked by a spider made me think of that so I decided to share, hope you enjoyed my post or at least don't hate me
>>221261150im going to skin your face and poke your eyes in roblox
>>2212611312 weeks
gonna make a dirt cake
>>221261171cummy worms
>>221261131
>>221261171My grandma made one of these for my 6th birthday. She also put money in the cake but I didn't know that was an olde thymey thing they did so I almost broke a tooth biting down on a Loonie.
It sucks when you sit down and realize just how shitty your ass is because you can feel the thick coating of poo touch the seat before your actual butt does
>>221261189awww
>>221261171i was gonna do something like that with pudding but I couldn't find gummy worms fast enough so I just ate four cups of pudding instead
Canadians are so poor they have to eat money
>>221261171I thought these were so disgusting but I ate a piece anyway because I'm really brave
My town has 0 development along the river except for one old boat ramp with a single floating pier, and they didn't even put the pier in until a few years ago
REAL WIGGER HOURS
>>221261212Do you live in Ohio or Idaho
Barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen
>>221261171
Feeling refreshed after my shower
You never been in the trenches if you never used toothpaste as icing
>>221261171I had this in ice cream form at baskin robbins when I was a wee lad. they were so good
>>221261232Pennsylvania but close to OhioThe ramp is just asphalt that's so cracked you can see the cobblestone underneath and next to a closed off old drain that I assume used to be for sewage
you never been in the trenches if you aint sucked dick for a living and still ended up a crack addicted mole person living in the tunnels under Las Vegas
>>221260639I miss her, I want to penetrate her so bad>>221260852Haven't seen you in a while. How are you fren>221261039This is not me, will record vocaroo of myself in due time
Imouto made cookies
Haven't seen K-pop Demon Hunters or the first episode of Steel Ball Run yet
Let the goyim deal in the real world
I wish when we got "diversity" that it started with hanging homosexuals with cranes like the old country instead of whatever garbage we have now like Eid messages.
im so tired i might just have to masturbate to re gain some strength
>>221261282i remember fapping to her massage scene on brazzersgood times
all my brothers soldiers, brother praise leader, brother praise leader
at some point you turn 30 and you realise that nothing ever happens and that you're an antisocial schizoid freak so you stop trying because you will never go to war to save the white race or start a family and you just start eating mcdonalds weekly instead
>>221261047phwoardiss looks like.me
erm
>>221261356>nothing ever happens>eating mcdonalds weeklyYou contradict yourself
>>221261089phwoar would suck em dry and.finsih wiv sum ropes on the face
>>221261367Kind of impossible not to be at this point
>>221261375only happens because i make it happen
>>221261171phwoar wtf is disslooks delicious
>>221261356>eating McDonald's weeklyHow about daily
>>221261367>other countries include all the other english speaking ones because those are the ones we can study
do old people find each other physically attractive
>>221261395wish i could
Time to smoke this dude marijuana and get so high and play video games
>>221261356My coworker was telling me about her high functioning autistic 30 year old brother, and how he has trouble managing his money because "he spends it all on McDonald's"
>>221261403Apparently yes, since nursing homes are filled with STDs
you're literally being replaced by indians and all you do is complain online, i'm not saying this to own you, that is literally what is happening
>>221261367>The research, led by the U.K.-based Institute for Strategic Dialogue (ISD) >The Institute for Strategic Dialogue (ISD) is a political advocacy organization founded in 2006 by Sasha Havlicek and George Weidenfeld >Weidenfeld >HavlicekDo I even need to add the parentheses lol
>>221261403Ask your parents or grandparents
>>221261403They fuck constantly in nursing homes
>>221261403Not old but I find old women physically attractive
>>221261403I'm 42 and still like the same age range of girls i liked when i was 20. I don't expect this to ever change and i don't think it does for anyone else either. Wall remains somewhere around 25-30 depending on the gitl.
>>221261403No that’s gross
>>221261429Wow I never thought about it like that
Vivek won :/
Do I pass as latino?
South Asians always win against lazy whites
>>221261397Something sorta ironic about the woke world is that they are so Anglophone focused they know pretty much nothing about how any non-English speaking part of the world works, it's why you get gems like them calling Spanish a language of colonial resistance.
Listening to this album right now https://youtu.be/VD6izVzuIkUWhat genre is it? Jazz? I don't listen to jazz. But I like this album
>>221261429how does it feel being the replacement?
>>221261429What are they supposed to do?
>>221261463Ranjeet stop typing and start driving! That taco bell order is getting cold! Don't make me take the $1.25 tip away!
>>221261429None of the countries being subjected to this globalist proxy invasion have been able to effectively stop it. Ruling class is too entrenched, it's too new amd there is not enough hardship to fuel a meaningful civil war. Look at the UK with all their insane nanny laws on top of the brown deluge. There's no resistance.
>>221261482UK is an even more glaring example because nobody wants more immigration, not even labour voters. Yet for the last 30 years all they have done is increase immigration. We still have boomer retards here supporting it but the UK has nobody yet that never matters to the government.
>>221261472It's "rhythm and blues" and "soul" according to rym
I am assured that all of you will get used to the flavour of the paste.
finna take a nap on dis bitch
Tate McRae is a kween
>>221261518lol i agree>>221261523big fan
>>221261518*farts on your pillow and gives you pink eye*
>>221261367Makes sense. Back in the alt right days I noticed it was always Canadians making the headlines. Peterson, Crowder, Southern. Many leftist commentators also are Canadian though. Canadians are obsessed with US politics
>>221261523She's gradually getting bogged
>>221261534Many such cases
>>221261523She takes American MAGA dick
send dick pics to random women, they deserve it for what they did to you
>>221261531>Canadians are obsessed with US politicsIf you point this out we get mad and start seething even though it's obviously true. My whole life has been listening to NPC conversations about the US Supreme Court or whatever but I guarantee none of those people could even name a single person on the Canadian Supreme Court, NPC country...
Pros and cons of becoming a public transportation groper? Yes I'm brown don't even ask
>>221261523She is the fakest of fake manufactured pop stars. I do not like her. I like Olivia because Olivia is a legitimate singer and songwriter. Mccrae is a stripper painted up and marketed by globo record conglomerate.
>>221261561Pros: if you are in a left-wing area there is no punishment
>>221261561Not worth it in America where only ugly and fat people use public transport.
>tfw no MILF bimbo gf
>>221261582sucky sucky
>>221261561Cons: you spread suffering by assaulting these women. Also you can get caught and have your life ruined
>>221261568>Olivia is a legitimate singer and songwriter.
>>221261577I live in a major city where most people use the metro or bus
drinking tee is pretty comforting, i think its just because its hot water with a mild herb flavor, drinking hot water is comforting
Second bath of the day
>>221261559Canadians know more about bscure local races in the U.S than they do their own MPs>>221261324KPDH is strangely very charming and compelling even though it's far from perfect or great.I defeated one of /tv/'s worst spammers using it.
>>221261582Imagine you take her out for mother's day dinner and she shows up dressed like that
>>221261561Just hire a hooker if you're that desperate. It's very easy, there are a few reliable websites.Don't go around traumatizing women
just gooned fuck pornberg got me again
>Sam Smith & fashion designer Christian Cowan are engaged
>>221261616>Canadians know more about bscure local races in the U.S than they do their own MPsYes, I want to strangle those people with their own intestines while beating them with the House of Commons Procedure and Practice (3rd edition)
Here is a real vocaroo:https://voca.ro/16dDDxu7bqaB
>>221261615are you a dirty boy? do you need a spanking after washing?
>>221261627What if I hate them and want to traumatize them for ruining my life? I dont care about sex
i dont like porn with men in it, not even cartoon porn
>>221261653Fuck off freak
>>221261655Then you deserve to be in prison. Spreading more suffering won't make you any happier
>>221261662more of a naughty boy? that's alright I can punish you for insubordination
>>221261643Why are you so desperate for attention? Do you want Millennial Unc BVLLS to run a train on you?
>>221261663>Then you deserve to be in prisonSorry CHUD he's a racialized victim of society so he deserves to be free. #abolishprisons
>>221261598She is just like Addy
The new captcha sucks so bad the old one must been completely compromised right?
>>221261672>Why are you so desperate for attention?I'm not, somebody recorded a fake vocaroo of me earlier and I wanted to clear it up
https://voca.ro/1eDKQ8PEO6jo
Instead of groping what if i wrote down graphic detailed violence against women and slipped it into random womens purses that's not even illegal right
>>221261684no they just make them annoying so you'll buy a pass
>>221261694Could be perceived as a threat, but you were willing to sexually assault women so why do you care if it's illegal?
You guys simp over the most mediocre women sometimes
>>221261694They would consider it a written threat I reckon
Mexican niggas be like pass the cholula
Reported to the JEETBI
>>221261702Interesting nose
>>221261702/int/ is the only board where simps obsess over solid 5s and under.
Pirates are out west tonight, so I'll be staying up for a while
>>221261705or they would be shamefully aroused
>>221261730Ewww are you a Steelers fan too?Ew ew ewwwww
I haven't seen many Indians around lately i miss them
>>221260602someone should axe this kike's skull open
>>221261721Asking questions isnt a crime
>>221260867>first time on a planeHow could you have managed to make it this long in life without ever getting on a plane
Very tempted to spend $140 on legos
i've maxxed out the calf machine, i might be a beast
endless pooing.cannot be stopped.josef k ..
>>221261606Which means you are either black, brown or Jewish.
>>221261745One almost walked into me today I was about to lose my mind
>>221261748Someone should arrest your antisemitic ass
I am not attracted to celebrities, nearly at all. I think it's very thirdie or at least normalfag coded to be sexually attracted to them.
>>221261757I literally already said i'm brown
>>221261750He's either poor or lacking a sense of adventure
I ain't gettin on no plane
>>221261767You just say that because there are no blackyboo celebs
i'm not more attracted to celebrities than i am to any other woman
>>221261767I'm attracted to that big tit ginger celebrity that gets posted here all the time
Very tempted to spend $1,400 on Eggos
>>221261782That's more eggos than a man could eat in a lifetime
>>221261778Christina Hendricks?
>>221261791Yeah
>>221261790What about a strong trans woman?
>>221261768Rip
>>221261776She looked good in Marty Supreme but looks abysmal in everything else because of her awful, awful fashion sense. I give it a year before she bogs herself to Michael Jackson-level degrees.
>>221261803>when your tits are so huge the wardrobe department has to give you negative cleavage to allow you on television
The leafs got the number one pick again
>>221260507cinco de mayo sounds like a taco bell dish
>>221261818Hands down the best part of Mad Men
Most LatinX folks have never been with a woman with pink pussy lips.
>crowd funding effort to buy Spirit>It's all blacksLmfao
>>221261840They thought they were buying Sprite
>>221261832brutal mogging
Cinco de drinkoUno beero por favor
If you see dark chocolate reeses puffs at the store you should buy them
>>221261823My jeets deserved the number one pick
If you see dark chocolate milky way bars at the store you get one for me :P
>>221261896this post made me think of black women's nipples and gave me a half chub
>>221261896I don’t like dark chocolate
im the paulie walnuts of /cum/
Let's all namefag in the next thread. Just the next one, limited edition namefagging thread.
What does she want?!
i still don't understand why my local 7 eleven took their gift cards away
>>221261958>Pol will tell ya it was Israel
>>221261953GIVE HER A TREAT YA DINGUSAND A PAT ON THE HEAD
>>221261953Old Yeller no......
contractors are re-piping my rented house because somebody in their infinite wisdom installed polybutylene pipes in when it was built in 1992. I didn't onow what the fuck a polybutylene pipe was until last week. It explains why i have called landlord three times in the last year because of random leaks in the basement. There are now holes in the walls and ceilings. Tradies are ramming their pipes in and out of every orifice here. My home is being gangbanged.
>>221261970Based. Gave her smoked cheese and two pats
>>221261958do not redeem saar
>>221262014Is pitico Mexican 711 or is oxxo?
>>221261987so they used plastic instead of copper for water?
>>221261941corrshes likeajewish aimeelouwoud
>>221261987They didn't use PVC or copper?!
day 2 of no food and no food in sight might really be the end of the line for this guy
>>221262066the squirrels and birds outside are freeyou need to start haitianmaxxing
>>221261987You probably have mold in your walls too if your shit has been leaking for that long
>>221262053nta 1970s was an era of turbo jewry with building materials. they thought plastic was the miracle product for everything, sort of like asbestos. 70s/80s/90s was a bad time for a lot of stuff. aluminum wiring, poly B, asbestos, and then Kitec plumbing. basically if you have older copper pipes you're good for 70-80 years before they naturally fail. if you have new PEX you're also OK. at least he's just renting and doesn't own a house with that bullshit in it.
>>221262066If you still have an internet connection you can't be that poor
>>221262027>>221262053Poly b was a plumbing fad in the 80s up to around '95. It was sold as a cheap flexible and easy to install alternative to copper. Unfortunately it is vulnerable to chlorine, primarily, and will start to fail between 10-25 years after install depending on local water parameters. There were class action lawsuits over it. It's been banned since I think a year or two after this house was built. Contemporary pex piping is what poly b was originally sold to be.
It's almost time for a new thread
hello cummies
I'm eating hella chips and candy and drinking vodka and being fat as hell
>>221262068
always trust a shart
did i just make a tremendous discovert?or anudda false alarmverily i decreecorrin' aint ilike days of auldlangsyne
>>221262162based
>>221262101you get free phones in california
