Previous >>221260507
>>221262068more info about her?
Need brown gf
>>221262095who is she?
>>221262119It’s an Iranian woman before the revolution
I don't give a damn 'bout my bad reputation
>>221262119Some whore
How to make American friends IRL?
>>221262119My girlfriend
we need to start openly abusing and smashing robots.
n**** did not just procreatethe nuevo breadingtonberg BEFORE my final post on auld breadingtonboggl-overload
What can I do to get a girl to let me smack and pinch and jiggle her ass? I don't want sex I just want to play around with her ass for a bit
>>221262192That "weapon" looks like the ones used by General Grievous' bodyguards
>>221262196Pay her
>>221262192i've seen videos of feral robots running amok in poland
Niggas in Italy just be like>buongiorno!Shieeeeeet and a DiGiorno to you too my nigga
I tried to listen to some nigger rap earlier in the car, but then I saw my reflection and felt silly
Mombergs health isn't looking so good these days. I don't think she has too much time left, maybe a few years. I wish I were a better son and she could be proud of me and confident that I'll be okay on my own but I wasted my life neeting and gooning so I have no skills or connections at all. If my brother won't take me in I don't know how long I'll survive.>boohoo waaah arghyeah.
fuckin love sexhaven't done it in forever tho.
>>221262233we have sex
Bon giorno
>>221262068interestinglet's see her butthole
>>221262203I don't want that. Butt smacking is about affection and trust. Put money into the equation and it all falls apart.
>>221262232You can still turn things around
when brown women have dark arseholes and dark pink pussies it’s so fucking hot
>>221262242how long until the CEO and all the employees at bucees are indian
>robots are fun>they screamed
>>221262242Not funny, very racist
If you're homeless, just buy a house
I'm 30 and can't grow a beard
>>221262242Bucees in canada be like
>>221262119torta to be
I'm 30 and can't have sex
>>221262281top>>221262272bottom
>>221262266it can be two things
>>221262257At 34? You really think so?
>>221262281Rapes you
>>221262295Use the inheritence money to buy gold
>>221262260How do you make something like this and not stop to think about what you're doing? This is demonic
>>221262232why don't you get a mcjob just to get off the ground
I'll be 30 in half a year it's a scary thought
i fucking hate everything Oklahoma, the people, the nature, the sports teams, the food, the "culture"
>>221262307The people who make such things think about it and do it knowing it can and will be used to harm other humans. That's why they do it.
>>221262332why are you replying to a jeet scam message, just call him a jeet or something ffs
>>221262332is this some indian scam
>>221262332Nigga it's a scam, don't even reply. Shit smeared brown fingers sent that text to your phone.
>>221262327Nta but the biggest obstacle to ending my neetdom is that I'm scared to go to a job interview and have to come up with an answer as to how I made it to 30 without ever having a job
>>221262336What's so bad about it? Isn't it a bit like Texas with less Mexicans and Jeets?
>>221262332scam aaahhh text
>>221262332Jeets did this to other Jeets in the Strait of Hormuz btw>>221262361>less MexicansNot anymore. It's basically a poorer, browner, shittier Kansas.
>>221262332I got that one too
>>221262361they are arrogant pipo who always want to give you fun facts about their state. Sort of like Finnish poster on /int/. They are always attention seeking and brag about SGA and their college football team as well
>>221262372Did you send them a dick pic back
>>221262372I wish a real human read the replies so I could waste their time.
>>221262359Best bet is something like>I just worked odd jobs here and there but thats not cutting it in this economyIt still sounds really bad but its better than nothing at all
>>221262359It might be better if you be self employed for a bit. Or maybe see if a temp agency has some ideas. Or maybe you could say you did uberjeets, I'm not sure they can prove that or not.
>>221262068Mexico is NOT North America. They belong with LATAM
A good scratching of the balls must be the same level of euphoria a dog feels when you scratch behind their ear.
>>221262359Say you were retarded but you got the lawnmower man treatment
My first move as supreme city council leader is to ban all cricket and soccer matches, punishable by death
>>221262232>neeting and gooningdo you think Godberg is punishing you by intentionally deteriorating momstein's health because you gooned too much?
A lot of women don't want a man to have any hobbies or interests at all. They want a husband. A generic male body to do labor and chores for them, defend them from perceived threats, and provide for their children. Any significant hobbies or interest beyond work and extremely surface level interests in traditionally male activities (sports/hunting/fishing/beer/cars/trucks) is a negative and energy that could have been spent doing things the woman wanted her husband to do. When androids come around women will massively abandon human men for bland husbando-bots.
I just saw a commercial with a wmbf couple
>>221262449America is healing
>>221262449those commercials have always been around, chuds selectively ignore them tho. Also every movie and tv show with asian female has a white male romantic interest
This is an incredible old CD that is somehow still selling brand new stock that's been sitting in a warehouse for 30 years for cheap and like half of the songs aren't available online.
I think what surprised me the most when I first began to use 4chan is how bitter and mean some of y'all are. Autism is probably not fun but you depend on 'normies' to survive so you could at least be a little nicer if you can't be thankful
Black women love white men, it's the ultimate power complex and they consider it the maximum trade-up. A black girl with a white boyfriend is the envy of all her friends and she considers him a status symbol.
>>221262478faggot
>>221262468ah you discovered french cold wave i see
>>221262488hell yea
hitting the penjamin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3xU63cBj0U
>>221262449>>221262459>chuds selectively ignore them Because the Black women in them are almost always ugly.>>221262488What does it say about me that I can't even pull a Black woman
>>221262499What in the actual fuck.
>>221262494You're welcome for the lifestyle my taxes support.
>>221262510>What does it say about me that I can't even pull a Black womanIt's not easy to pull a hot black woman. You could pull a gross one easily.
I miss when crossover SUVs were more SUV than car. They're more like minivans now. Mom's old Hyundai Tucson looks badass compared to the 2026 model
If its so easy for white boys to get black and brown women why are you all still single
a black girl sent me a dm the other day on the dating app
can’t sleep ate big mealmust poop
>>221262533I'm poor
>>221262533Who's this cutie
>>221262336I hate Texas
When was the last time you had a tootsie roll?
>>221262523okay
A mixed race girl with MASSIVE tits matched me but I'm too autistic to have a conversation. Seriously biggest tits I've ever seen on a non fat girl. If I wasn't an autistic chud incel they could have been mine.
>>221262533I don't know anyone irl because I moved to a completely different state across the country in 2024 because of my family.
>>221262560When I was a little kid. They're shit candy.>>221262570If this actually happened you are the gayest gay to ever suck a cock.
>>221262560Tootsie rolls are fuckin nasty what even are they
might order the dark falcon tomorrow
>>221262590I've matched with and failed to meet up with girls you couldn't even imagine. This is the curse of the man with a handsome face and autistic brain.
>>221262600what the fuck is thatbetter be a hot black girl
Can my mom's boyfriend just go to bed already so I can sneak to the fridge and eat his leftover burger and fries
>my mom's boyfriend
Moistening the pot didn't work. It smells even worse than usual now and he just smokes more of it.
I heard the nurse say you went number two in your pants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnT58cIJSpw
Ugily or uglyly
Mississippi has the fourth lowest highest point of any state
Arsecheekertonshire
>>221262651https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2uL29vhrA8
>>221262640yeah, but only so she could come and change me
>>221262625How many of you are children of single moms? I've always wondered what an upbringing is like when random dudes pop in out and out of your life to fuck your mom
>>221262625What would you do in the scenario? What can be done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F72smKhkx5A
>>221262667It do be a river delta
just masturbated, no longer feel anything about women
>my wife's boyfriend
In The Boys season 3 the words "my wife's son" are uttered completely unironically
I deal with a good number of single moms through my job and most of the time it's a mixture of pity and discomfort. You can tell they're lonely and part of me wonders if they deserve someone, but then they get really clingy and forget it's just business and I have to get cold and distant with them.I pity them most of the time.
My black son
>>221262716Wtf is your job
>>221262610>>221262625*hits pipe*
>>221262667Vermont's largest city (Burlington) is the smallest largest city in the country.The capital, Montpelier, is also the only state capital without a McDonald's.
My mom's son is a loser
>>221262723gigolo
>>221262728>The capital, Montpelier, is also the only state capital without a McDonald'sSomething must be done
>>221262723I do stuff involving homes. I don't wanna give too many details too many freaks ITT will try to dox me.
>>221262679I know a guy whose mom divorced his dad to be with another man. Those two ended up getting together, and then he ended up getting raped by his older step-brother.
its ok for your mom to have a bf if your dad died
>>221262272you are not missing out on anything
I want to order sushi so bad but I have no discounts
>>221262728>The capital, Montpelier, is also the only state capital without a McDonald's.Holy SOVL. Basically every tiny settlement around here has at least a McDonald’s and a Tim Horton’s, or it’s so small that it has no businesses at all.
>>221262735
>>221262736No. It's not. She must honour his life and death by turning her pussy into a mausoleum. Her cunt should have cobwebs.
>>221262735???
Almost time for the new grocery store flyers
And we have known and believed the love that God hath to us. God is love; and he that dwelleth in love dwelleth in God, and God in him. Herein is our love made perfect, that we may have boldness in the day of judgment: because as he is, so are we in this world. There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear: because fear hath torment. He that feareth is not made perfect in love.If a man say, I love God, and hateth his brother, he is a liar: for he that loveth not his brother whom he hath seen, how can he love God whom he hath not seen? And this commandment have we from him, That he who loveth God love his brother also.
>>221262748His mom’s new boyfriend already had a kid who was a faggot rapist, so when the parents moved in together, guess what started happening
>>221262753>creamed hamberger
>>221262753Republicans took this away from you
>>221262756I’m on the edge of my seat
Anon Jr. is starting to lie a lot. He told his teacher we cook moose feet in a pan at home. So far it's only been stupid stuff like that. It's still a problem though.
sometimes you juice other times you're juiced
>>221262764It's like chunky gravy
>>221262753What did this nigga mean by the ... like are we supposed to be nostalgic for scalloped cabbage
>>221262740no bitches either
>>221262359you can just say you used to help [family member] out with their business but things didn't work out so now you're looking for something part-timemcjobs have incredibly low standards and the interviews are usually just a formality
>>221262771When I was in first grade, I remember lying to a couple of my classmates about liking Mike’s Hard Lemonade, having only seen it in ads, and not realizing it was alcoholic, which my teacher overheard, and it caused her to become concerned
>>221262771my 15 year old nephew still tells stupid lies like that, people say everyone was more innocent and childish in the past but I don't think that's true anymore
>>221262753What's a creamed hambergerOnly hot chocolate and fruit on Tuesday sounds awful
>>221262753>creamed cheese on crackersis this an elementary school or auschwitz
>>221262775yeah that's not selling itthey were feeding kids foidslop and guychow
>>221262771>we cook moose feet in a pan at homeDo Americans really do this?
>>221262790
>>221262787WHAT A LIFE
>>221262735Damn this kind of shit probably happens a lot
>>221262800ngl that looks delicious for a poverty meal. Hamburger beef, toast, and gravy? trucker food
>>221262800It looks like dog vomit but it is pretty good
>>221262794Guy chow looks so good
koleslaw at the function
>>221262800nigga...
>>221262822Ewww what'd they give her in this scene?Chocolate?
>>221262822Who's in the shiny silver bikini, I wanna see more of her
Can't wait for Colbert's final show so momberg will stop putting it on but she'll probably just switch to whatever's on MSNBC at that time
getting drunk near bodies of water isn't exactly a wise decision
>>221262848My mom needs her pussy ate
what would be the consequences of women having 4 arms
Can't wait for the Tweet where Stephen Colbert tells the world he has incurable bowel cancer and we get to watch him waste away and die. This is something we will get to experience in our lifetime.
>>221262862Sex beyond your wildest imagination, they should also be nine feet tall
>>221262359there are 100% some low level jobs that will hire you without experienceJust make up some bullshit about being self employed if anyone ever asks you
>>221262862
>>221262868Celebrities don't get incurable bowel cancer they get made up diseases like '''''lime disease''''' to distract from their drug habits
>>221262868
>>221262359Say you were taking care of an elderly relative
Being a whore is based.Sex work is real work.Sex work is empowering.Sex work is feminist.
Man just had the most interesting uber passenger. She was high as fuck. She was also kind of sexy. She made me drive to a bunch of different places including this trap house deep in the hood with a bunch of gangsters all lurking outside the house and the street around it. She made me turn my headlights off then when she came back to the car she showed me the crack rocks she'd bought and asked to smoke it in my car. She kept paying me tons of $$$ for each stop, either through cashapp or just handing me cash directly. She talked about how she's been to prison 4 times the longest being 15yrs. She also kept telling me she had a gun and was talking about all these people she wanted to kill, "I'll fucking shoot him I'll shoot her, she knows I'll murder her, my ex is in prison because he killed someone for disrespecting me" etc. On the one hand I was terrified of being murdered but on the other hand she was paying me so much money. She said she didn't care because it's not her money, rather it's some guy at a hotel who she's going there to suck his dick paying for everything.Also she kept saying nigger with the hard R and I'm black but then she would like play with my hair and pat my head and rub against me. She'd switch from really nice and friendly to intense and scary back and forth. Most confusing boner ever. Total fear boner.
Zoomer Nixon
>>221262869>brapfag learns farts smell like shitWowzers
>>221262910sex work should be redistributed to incels
>>221262921Hot
>>221262932In the Netherlands and Germany if you are disabled the government will hire a sex worker to visit you 4 times a year
>>221262921befriending the wealthy crack whore would have eventually led to your death
>>221262942expand definitions of disabled to terminal dry dick incel chuds and redistribute the pussy to lower class males
Sex work is such a lame term for being a whore
>>221262965I mean, she's having sex for work
>>221262925chat, I am not a crookthese goddamn jews are out to get me!
>>221262878You could eat her pussy or ass while fucking her other pussy or ass…
>>221262955I gave her my number she said she would need a ride back home after she's done with the John. I heard him on the phone when we arrived at the hotel, he sounded very scared. I guess because he heard my voice he was timidly asking "a-are you alone? Y-youre alone, right?" Before he would give her the room number
cute guy ive been obsessing over for weeks has a bf and hes way taller and hotter than me. it has never been more over i can never go back to that store
>>221262925Watergate was bussin
>>221262967It's like when people say "neurodivergent" instead of autistic
>>221262978does she talk from her pussy or asshole
>>221262982>guy […] has a bf???
>>221262980maybe you have your foot in the door to become a pimp, idkbuy a purple satin suit just in case
>>221262989gay website, cope chud
>>221262987Presumably there would have to be a digestive tract that runs from one asshole to the other, with one asshole functioning as a de facto mouth that food goes into
listening to YMCA to cheer myself up
>>221263008Whoa, orange faggot posts to /cum/?
>being gay>in 2026come on dude grow up
its not fair its not right how is it fair for a seven foot tall greek god to be allowed to walk around in broad daylight theres no way i could ever compete useless hopeless useless
https://youtu.be/qKAa7Ifey54
>>221263012im not gay
>>221262980Please be careful
gock is not gay
>>221262993What should my pimp name be? >>221262955She said she earns $900 a day and that she's a professional booster for a living and she can steal anything I want>>221262869Iktfb I used to like the idea of eating pussy but the one time I did it was so smelly and rancid it ruined it for me forever. 10yrs later and it still haunts me to remember. Fuck it was so awful, it was only like 5 seconds or less but it left a very strong impression on my sense. Ugh. Ughhhhhh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNDGsDwUaXo
>>221263042>did it was so smelly and rancid itit's not supposed to smell. those are clearly signs of poor hygiene
Helĺo
real fagnigga hours
>>221263042That bitch had a yeast infection Don't let it ruin pussys for you
>>221263058Hęy
>>221263058whats goodie
/cum/ bros, check this interesting threadthe jannies are russian shills>>221262434
shut up canadian you dont know anything this is awful i want to scream or cry or just die its so humiliating just leave me alone please
>>221263072not suprised they delete anything russian related when it just devolves into a couple of mentally ill fags spamming gore
>>221263042>pimp namePatron saint of crack hoes, but you go by 'Saint' for short
>>221263072We know already
>>221263072Replied
so just stop being gay and you can enjoy picrel instead, far superior
Inspired by my success with fermented pickles I've started a jar of sauerkraut
these farts smell fermented
I got circumcised when I was like 10
fucking simpcity can't go a week without going down
>>221263128what do you remember?
die leaf fall off a bridge i never should of said anything i am panicking i need to get off of here and go for a walk maybe a bear can maul me or a drunk will turn me into a stain its all i deserve in this dogshit joke of a life
>>221263136It hurt
>>221263137Slow downWhat's going on?
when you find out that your abuela is in the rival cartel and now you have to cut her head off o algo
>>221263142some gay nigga having a melty over some other gay nigga he wants to buttfuckvery degenerate stuff.
my mom keeps fucking up my hair but still i think it beating having to go out to get it cut
>>221262136kek
>>221263140and the aftermath?
That retarded puppy play shit aside, she is one hot little mamacita!! Very intensely sexual video this one
>>221263167
mormons are based thought i fear the whole thing is gonna die off
>>221263171I couldn't aim my pee so I had to stand way back from the toilet to avoid overshooting it
i might as well be talking to aliens from outer space here
finna bouta hit the sackgn cumdrops
https://youtu.be/0RPxcUVXKvo?si=wNm6SJZUKP1YGOS6&t=49
Jasonkin….
>>221263225I want to hear the voice of god somehow. Talk while being silent. God in image. Nature will help ya
>>221263174Wow I'd love for her to sit those soft cheeks onto my face
Cut the German muscles
my new pepe collection is coming along nicely
German race is a joke
piss meat its all there is
>>221263252The bears are called bobo
>>221263252hmmmm...
>>221263276i know that hoe
>>221263276Bobo means dumb
Weheheh gonna eat eggs yum
>>221263283bobo means victory
>>221263252>>221263280
boob means TITTAYS
>>221263229Is he gonna win
>>221263302no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VFBywjblBU
>>221263252
Not true
>>221263301I thought she got rid of her fake boobs
Heres a frog for pepe poverty anon hope it can help
>>221263301she fell off, her vids are mid
>>221263280>>221263295>>221263312>>221263319these are shit sorry not sorry do better
>>221262068It's cinco de mayo, and you're invited to celebrate the begining of the end of the mexican narco government with a carnita asada for peace.
She's French.
Noseberg started bleeding for no reason, should I be worried
Does anyone else here like an old 70s cop show called KojakThe actor who plays the main guy is literally descended from Spartans and got his finger blown off in WWII, he looks like he could have walked out of a time machine from antiquity
Left the sauerkraut in the jar. Hopefully in a couple weeks it'll be ready. Considering getting some bigger jars for stuff like this
NOBUDDY MOVE, DIS HEAH'S A STIGGUP
>>221263325
>>221263317idk maybe?
>>221263334Approve
the higher the quality the worse it is
>>221263341Pickle some garlic
I have an idea for a fetish comic where a volcel wizard creates a female goblin to clean his house when he's gone and she steals the wizard's power gemstone and shoves it up her pussy and then sits on the throne fantasizing about the wizard sucking her toes but then her womb begins to inflate and she starts feeling pleasure flowing through her body and she pops like a balloon leaving no distinct organs behind only green goo all over the wizard's throneI have the desire to see it but it sounds like such disgusting dogshit i dont want to actually draw it
>>221263345much better
>>221263346That pic must be old
i've been drinking pickle juice
Loopdedeus...
>>221263369Naked
It's been a day.
>>221263355this is what happens when people dont cum enough they become delirious and unreasonable
>>221263373
>>221263355Is that really what you want to jerk off to?
Life's too short to not have an orgasm every day
Topless Anglo Saxon
>>221263252>tfw i have 1300+ apus (not counting pepes)
having an orgasm every day is kind of mentally taxing
>>221263351Alone or in a mix of stuff?
>>221263385does Jesus punish you for orgasming?
>>221263394Either/or
>>221263399>we can beat it togetherCome on now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPr9C92Z0J0
>>221263408
Here's a poem I invented just now it goesQuesadilla, the Aztecs ate youItalians seethe because they hate youThey always try and underrate youIf you were a woman I'd try and date you But you're a quesadilla not a ladyThank you I hope you all enjoyed, good night
been thinking about the girl from the gym, i will never have sex with her
>>221263454talk to her
>>221263459i dont think she wants to have sex with me
Nate higgers
>>221263464but it's better to know than to wonder and never find out
>>221263454rape her
>>221263480an hero yourself yourself
>>221263466Nathaniel Higgerstein
>>221263471i could never talk to women that's ridiculous
remember? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdOD9N_gsN8
>>221263358it's kinda old I think idk
>>221263444Fuck my ass
>>221263493yes
Got fired from my job bros after 6 years. Sucks man
>>221263517what did you do wrong
Business idea - move to Japan and steal one or two of those expensive as hell watermelons to sell each month to pay rent, Japanese don't have guns and their legs are too short to ever catch you
>>221263517What’d you do
>>221263522got caught gooning in the womens bathroom
>>221263522Just some self sabotage. Me and the head guy butted heads last week, and then he saw something minor and just ended it. Shit payed $26 an hour and now I’ll have to settle for a slight decrease at another place
got caught gooning in the backrooms
Thankfully I have some stocks sitting at 18k right now and I’m taking my 401k which is another 18k. Also have some PTO valued at 3k
listening to music for plants right now
>Thankfully I have some stocks sitting at 18k right now and I’m taking my 401k which is another 18k.>Also have some PTO valued at 3k
>>221263565>picliterally me
i'm pretty sure jews harvest your psyche when you work, theres probably a jew demon eating your mind while you waste away in your job
>>221263559this one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRXLYnwKL8c
>>221263572yes!
Thinking of making a bad post
>>221263580oh pleasewe KNOW you're going to make a bad post
>>221263375Quite the opposite, this is what happens if you jerk off too much and have to move on to the weird stuff to get off
Think about it they're just watermelons after all. As long as you don't get greedy or careless you could probably go for years without anyone even noticing. And then you get to live in Japan for only an hour or so of effort a month.
>>221263576check out another album by him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiqsYFjL7Gs
>>221263608thank you, I will
drinking milk
>>221263618https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GtC7xN6WQ8
remember stifler from american pie, now that was kino
>>221263635I remember Stifler's mom
finally found the youtube channel i was looking for
>>221263642riveting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0eT5yFFSt4
would you overlook an ugly face for a sexy body
>>221263642nice job anon whats the channel about?
NEU!>>221263658>>221263658>>221263658
