hapas with attitude edition
i love this thread
>>221269965bro loves his own thread :skull:
any good newish films going?
>>221269936great edition
>>221269936>>221270537she has imouto energy
>>221270537Yes!
Mister janitor, tear down this thread
>>221269936Hope she puts sun cream on those moles.
Why is Rorke such a baka??
let's continue the bday wishes to that lads 'tberg then
rorke's mummy tying his laces for him
MOT wasnt too bad. It has to go back in again next Wednesday for repairs and will cost £200-250. But it could have been a lot worse.
Janitor of lunacy Paralyze my infancy Petrify the empty cradle Bring hope to them and me
we actually spell mum 'mom' in my local area and getting FOYd for it is basically racist imo
>>221271737great excuse for a blowy
>>221271766Where is that
>>221271803have a word pal
>>221271803grow up
was supposed to have a handy man show up today to do some small fixes for the landlordberg. he said today last week but never confirmed and didnt turn up. dunno if i should continue to wait around. or go for a walk, i could use the fresh air. or just take some drugs and lay down on the bed waiting for them to kick in. nice to have options i suppose.
>>221271737kek rorke's origin story deffo involves getting bullied for wearing velcro shoes in year 7
anyone been mindraped lately?
>>221271845found out one of my mates still wore a springy tie in year 12I didn't make fun of him for it and I still respect him very much to this day as he has been a very good friend to meneeds to learn to tie a tie though
>>221271414how the fuck u got a gfwtf.
>>221271805the midlands, shan't be more specific
>>221271803Ummy
36 year old woman at work flirts with me literally every day but shes married and has a kid with her husbandwhy is the devil tempting me
Right, get this.2 days ago I ate a vindaloo.Yesterday I ate a chilli kebab.Today? I've spent 2 hours on the toilet shitting out several gallons worth of the very lava of hell, while keeled over in agony.Just ain't fair is it?
>>221271896Mid lands
>>221271881I lost 7 stone* (and I'm 6 ft 3)
>>221271847Yh, rorke
>>221271880tarq
any chuddy incel man in
>>221271910a woman saying hello isnt' flirting mate>>221271920lmao wtfvolcel fuck offwhy are you here
>>221271919not untrue desusome lovely nature tho
>>221271925nah it was leftypol
fake tan hands and a hoop
>>221271930nah she's already in the touchy stage
>>221271930>why are you herewas a fatcel virgin until 28 and losing your v card doesn't magically undue the damage of being a virgin for so long
*chops rorke up with a comically large butchers knife and puts him in a pot on the fire*
How long do you think you could survive if you could never experience sexual pleasure again in your life?
>>221271920how the hell did you manage 7 stone? very impressive. wish i could.
>>221271943whenever I see that video it's so obvious they all hate her
DJ SORROWRUN THAT SHIT BACK
>>221271965im going on 25 years so idk
>>221271962how'd she react when she found out you were a virgin
>>221271965well considering i only need the light of my lord and saviour jesus christ, a fair old while
>>221271971I swim 3 times a week and the progress I've made in my fitness motivates me to keep my diet. Genuinely experiment with finding exercise you love, I look forward to my swims every time.
i could go the rest of my life without breathing
>>221271965is self pleasure allowed?
>>221271928More of a twisty little bullshit cunt me
>>221271980Never masturbated have we?
>>221271962how did you manage to do that? the sex bit. actually pathetic how you people can be volcel cos ucba to stop eating shit all the timehow is your self control so low>>221271965"again" lol i'm 36 never happened
been in the highlands all week, could see myself as a cow farmer i reckon just going out in the fields and feeding my cows n that corr yeh bit of me that is
>>221271996I am full japanese O1b2
>>221272025fuck off feb
>>221272019DONE that cunt
>>221271984was mostly confused, but she understood when I told her I was ashamed of my fat body and now I feel guilty for not liking her fanny ffs>>221272021Everyone's self control is low, it's just that some people are born with stronger impulses. Try and stop wanking and come back to me about self control.
They aren't cows rorke, they're people
>>221271965id wish the lord would take me now
considering becoming a posh lad and getting a David Lloyd's gym membership
diego thinks he doesn't shag because he's ugly but really he doesn't shag because he's a coward and women can sense it on him
>>221271112I was insulting him
leaving a can of coke to go flat because i have an upset tummy
>>221272082?
>>221272053tell her she has to be a buttslut from now on or you'll dump her
diego is 36 and a virgin?good grief
>>221272053wanking is far less harmful than being a fat bastard and takes far less effort, minutes a day vs whatever the fuck how long u gota eat that shiteand that aside i have given up wanking for long periods of time i gave it up for lent for examplesounds like you're gay af desu absolute state
>>221272025there's a living museum down the road from me. it's supposed to be a replication of a late 18th century farm scots gael migrants built after the highland clearances it's very chill. relaxes my mind.
Business idea: Violent Actions
>>221272075is a good idea if you want to avoid the absolute pondscum that inhibit the discount chains like puregym, well worth it if you can afford itOr go at ridiculous times when puregym etc are empty
>>221271930>volcelthis. dude should kys.
*sharp teeth sucking sound*
>>221272120maybe you'd wouldn't be a virgin if you weren't such a nasty cunt
>>221272101ugly people shag all the time, mostly because they don't exist in a self inflicted state of misery that every woman in a 2 mile radius can sense
in the garden in a t-shirt and it's chilly
>>221271847Ghostposting seems to have done in a few lads here :/
>Gave up wanking for lentYou're so sad mate lmao
>>221272120diegsy mate he creampies his gf every night while you will die alone having never even felt the inside of a vagina
>>221272153the sound that comes from your mums bedroom when she has her big men over
>>221272026Caesar?
https://youtu.be/0pjJ_PksDl4?si=mpX6Zg8eWH8241IQ
>>221272183yeah mate
>>221272005Well done. I should start swimming. I'd like to play squash but I have no friends.
>>221272026
x.com is basically just /pol/
giving up looking at porn for lent has got diego starting to turn over to the dark side
>>221272209fucking midge cunt
diego is ziedbelg
>>221272209scrin
>>221272185sounds like chief keef flow
>>221272223both of those are 190
>>221272231well that's kind of his thinghe sampled fucking loads of chief keef tracks
>giving up porn for lentomdz diego, you aren't supposed to wank full stop
>>221272223finkel is einhorn
>>221272147yeah i want to be able to go when i want and know it's quiet. Puregym is midnight to 3am or it's packed
>>221272268?
It was always you that I despised
OneDrive 3.15 MB warning
rorke you sexy beast
um
fuck sake you lot are fucked in the head
>>221272277its because i'm from germany isn't it
right well that's a loving valid inter-species relationship isn't it?
germans be like zis ist not permitted
>>221272321mrow
literally what's stopping me from paying off my student loans with a credit card then doing the bankruptcy thing
>>221272306No we're brothers
>>221272364deprivation of asset laws i imagine
>>221272351öhm, well it isn't
>>221272368
>>221272364woke
Oh my god the diarrhea just never stops my arse burns so much lads
smack a german
>>221272426Germans are very weird. Most generals are pretty fucking normal but Germans just straight refuse to respond to foreigners who post in their threads.
>>221272446might be cos your posts stink!!!!
>>221272425ktim
wilmington, DE
I wish I were a woman so muchI am irrefutable evidence you cannot manifest something into being by willpower alone because IWNBAW
>>221269936
raping my own arse with a pogo stick
you did insult him a bit
>Most generals are pretty fucking normallmfao no they arent
diego clutching his rosary and muttering prayers under his breath as a woman in a bikini walks by
Why don't doctors just use butt plugs to stop diarrhea?
Blessed be the Lord, his mercy endures forever
Quentin likes this gif
>>221272164im playing see how long I can leave the washing out before the dark clouds start chucking it down
>>221272525no idea what that nigga smokin but I be wantin sum namsayin ahaaa
some fucking retarded posts recentlygrow up, grow up all of you
Did a wake-n-wank and i feel just fine
>>221272446well we have one really big asshole in /deutsch/ and he completely loses it when we respond to foreign flags.. sometimes its funny to trigger him, but sometimes its not worth it
Young Earth Evangelical Hitleryank, you of all posters are in no position to mandate what is or is not "normal".
deeply bored
>>221272530Based Diego refusing to be ruled by lust
>>221272560erm /bin/ is for binary actually
You wouldn't like it if I started posting in Welsh, or Gaelic, or Cornish...
he's not wrong, the germs don't seem to reply to foreign flags>>221272493
>>221272560Breg
>>221272563whos that
right lads I'm just going to be raping rorke then aren't I
>>221272575I am full French R1b
>>221272646stinky ahh rorke over there
Had a dream that my good friend who I've known since primary school transitioned and tried to ask me out and I woke up crying that my friend had lied to me for so longI actually texted him something random just to make sure he was still normalMental that people have actually had to go through this for real.
gonna need you to come in on saturday bud
>>221272673I am full Chinese Spare Rib
>>221272691you're 'good friends' with a primary school child?
rorke pulls his pants all the way down when he has a weepass it on
getting a bit obsessed with JapanI have seen where this ends and I'm concerned
>>221272446you need to drop one of these badboys alongside your post
>>221272705so i can do all of these things without asking as long as my work gets done? cool. thanks bossman
>>221272705think you've missed the point of this desu
>>221272705mad how they don't know how to communicate in anything besides bold statements and lists
>>221272705what is this genre of sociopaths with power in the workplace shamelessly flaunting their lack of empathy online is it ironic?
>>221272725join usanyway it's bed time, so let me know your thoughts on this matter tomorrow nighty night lads x
>>221272725Live your myth in Japan
>>221272474why?
germans be like das poopenfarten
>>221272711No, he is 31 as we attended primary school at the same time
>>221272705imagine bashing the bridge of his nose in with a sledghammer until his entire fucking face caves in corrrr
>>221272725Dark Souls gets a pass. Sushi too, let's not forget about sushi.
>>221272725japan would be cool if it were still undiscovered but if you went to tokyo every 5th person would overweight and talking to you in a midwestern accent it's so extremely saturated and you'll never be accepted by them anyway
>>221272725You should be fine as long as your interest isn't just in cartoons made for children.
Rorke among the ruins
Waiter kept laughing at me and turning his head to hide that he was laughing
just had a strange craving for cider just then
>>221272802
>>221272802love the pic of him with the biscuits
>>221272691mate of mine snogged a dude at a club and we all saw it so he had to come out as bi after lol. we just chalked it up to shenanigans he didn't have to make a whole thing of it but he was embarrasseddoesn't have much to do with what you said really but I've already typed it up now haven't I
i genuinely don't get the cunts here who use avatarflagsdoesn't make your posts any more interesting because you use a vpn and pretend to live in japan or whatever
psssst black pussy changed rorke pass it on
>>221272705Good to know I can arrive late and leave early as long as I get my work done thanks boss
There is only one other person on /brit/ btw. It’s just me and you. I just use multiple devices and VPNs to make the illusion of a full thread.
>>221272920alright but why?
how would ziedy react if you took him to carni? reckon hed spontaneously combust
>>221272855perfect weather for 4 henry westons
>>221272944funny
>>221272950Ziedy is all talk, he wouldn't be able to handle being whined on by an African honeyRorke on the other hand embraces it with open arms
I need a European nation that is anti-Russian, that is a loyal lapdog of the European Union, that uses the Euro as its currency, that has never had colonies and has no overseas territories, that has never had a monarchy, and that is a pro-Israel country.
sorry but going to the gym as a grown man and doing squats is fucking well gay
any gay niggas in?
Hey what's happening forum!?
>>221273010Yh?
>>221273003why
Black dildo in a British trannys arseRorke masturbating to it and then posting a transphobic comment to /brit/ afterwards
the EU? More like the peepoo
>>221273003Ireland
>>221273012What up nigga
shit my pants for the first time in 20 years
>>221271738incredulous that you are that delusional you think anybody cares about your miserable little life
>>221272986the effect that olabafemiqauniqua had on rorke truly cannot be understated
God be like "and I'll give this baby IBS! and this one gets Crohn's! and this one gets bone cancer!"
>>221273073ireland was part of a monarchy for centuries and is pro palestine
made an alan partridge reference to stony silence to some zoomers in the break room today lol
>>221273102God's plan.
>>221273032Because for me, the only countries in Europe that exist are those that use the Euro as their currency, are loyal lapdogs of the European Union, are countries without royal families and are monarchies, and are countries without overseas territories and that have never had colonies in their history.
>>221273116
a nun holding a giant rorke
>>221273102the devil: bruh
>>221273102John 9:3
>>221273102
Really just need a good shag. That's all. Just sex once, consensually, enthusiastically, without paying someone for it.
>>221272725i think you're turning japanesei really think so
>>221273154Do I spot a fellow Cal Crucis enjoyer?
Why'd we stop eating rabbitthere's so many rabbits and people liked eating them
>>221273180lolyes
I hate trannies
>>221273186its antisemitic
>>221273186Got too many small bones. Me? Love eating ducks
>>221273186they sometimes sell rabbit in lidl
>>221273186Big hole needs them out digging
>>221273206
>>221273197haha, love that image
>>221273133what the fuck are you on about?
>>221273224Jews and Israel superiorsMuslims and the United Kingdom inferior
>>221273096https://youtu.be/1bIYBetDT2YLiterally like this, night and day shift for rorke
ate my lunch but forgot to enjoy it
just pinched off an absolute toe curler in the bog
Should start calling people doc againAnd
Talking to someone online and he said he was a civic nationalist and a Tory and then asked me what my ideology is and I replied by saying I don't feel the need to adhere myself to some arbitrary label or conform to a preconceived set of notions, but as a human being I think for myself and have my own beliefs and values, informed by a wide range of lived experience and a reading of philosophy.He just didn't reply after that. :/
drinking cider, eating crisps, watching telex
>>221273186Same reason ((they)) won't allow whaling
>>221273260Because the UK is a damn traitor to Europe (because of that damn Brexit).That's why I want a country in Europe that is everything described above and is also anti-UK.>>221273003>>221273133
>>221273322((they)) being the entire world besides the Japanese, Icelanders, and Faroese I presume?
>>221273322I don't think rabbits are going extinct and also they're invasive here
>>221273352Did you ever eat a kangaroo Did you say "crikey that's good!"
give the grey squirrels myxomatosis
>>221273371I eat kangaroo like once a monthI buy fillets and use them in curry and stir-frythe sausages are vile
>>221273371do not patronise the proud and noble Commonwealth of Australia
>>221273400Every chuck a shrimp on the Barbie?
>>221273425prawns aren't they
Scrollin' through TikTok makin' me sad.People live such good lives (especially women).Just havin' fun. Spendin' money. Travellin' the world and shi'.Maaan, my life fucking sucks!
Get the trannies bummed
Does some aspect of our being survive physical death?Been pondering that my entire life yet I still have no clue.
trolololo funny
>>221273482you're full homosexual
I've never watched rent a girlfriend, I just like fapping to that Chizuru girl
>>221273482You are full blooded Sudanese nigger
>>221273186Was in Ludlow last weekend and the butcher there had whole locally hunted rabbits for £4.95Pretty bloody good deal if you ask me
>>221273497genuinely laughed out loud at this ridiculous fucking post
>>221273481my personal secular cope is that given an infinite amount of anything that can happen almost certainly will happen, and since we have happened it's highly likely we can happen again
what's stopping you from going to the woods and getting a rabbit yourself
>>221273337just stay in costa rica and enjoy the sunshine mate
>>221273543infinite amount of time*
when I was in aus I ate a tasmanian tiger, and the butcher i got it from threw in a couple thylacoleo sausages for free
>>221273536ok
>>221273543Aye yeah aside from you ever getting close to a fanny
>>221273617Fucking hate drunks
>>221273617dont mess with me cueball. simple as.
If time and space are infinite then really it's just a matter of time until you get raped
legit don’t see a point in having a drink unless I’m gonna get spasticatedWhat fun is it just having 1 pint? What’s the point?
I've come to the conclusion that a White Ethnoplanet is the only solution.
what drugs should I order off dark web to take me away from my shit life, sick of alcohol
>>221273543>>221273574wrongyou have one shot at life hope you don't blow it
>>221273709Bye then. Off you go.
diego bargaining at the pearly gates 'but i gave up wanking for lent in 2026'
>>221273724a massive dose of morphine so i don't have to read your boring posts
>>221273724mushroomsx
>>221273724Weeeeeeeeeeeddddd.Get edibles they last longer
is there anything browner than being a Christian in 2026?
>>221269936good edition edition
>>221273617crikey
>>221273692a couple of pints at lunch is lovely and will enhance your day
>>221273743being a nazi
https://youtu.be/3ec6jOMDCXI?si=OgGtDGtYWZdV54P5this used to be my autistic comfort videoanyone remember when it used to get spammed here?
>>221273687Already was, mate
I'm at my new lowest on the scale today :)
AND THE NEET SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH
>>221273743Being a larpagan who steals all their metaphysics from Hinduism.
im a proper white man (hedonistic nihilist)
>>221273785fair play to the vehicle weigh station letting you use the facilities
>>221273785did you just crouchwalk on or something
>>221273810done him
>>221273810done me
>>221273763National Socialism means establishing a White planet. Only Nordics have the right to be.
122 days wasted…I am a weak man…I gave in…
hit my calories total too early now I'm hungry until the morrow
why is pre-grated cheese cheaper than whole blocks
>>221273692>POV: you are at the Convent meeting in 1571 where some monk introduces the new stout project
>>221273783fake or real gingerpaedo
Just nuke the world and start again
In an infinite universe it's a mathematical certainty you'll spend infinite years in agonise pain beyond mortal comprehension, infinite years in ecstacy beyond fathom, achieve total thoughtlessness, achieve full comprehension of the nature of reality.
that's us done
>>221273859Is that Teetotaller by PrudetoBelongtoJesus? I heard it's a great app.
the whole hantavirus thing sounds like people desperate for a new covid mixed in with people who got mindraped by it.
mad how i could go on pixiv, which is a normal website, and see images that would get me put in prison for possessing them
When will you stop sinning?When will you renounce the Judeo-Christian ethicsthat have been destroying the Aryan racesince Constantine seized power—and return to our true Gods?
>>221273917ryanair are cunts
>>221273859corr suck down another for me lad would love to get back on the ciggies, but I'm not breaking my own streak
>>221273917Hate that this wogish manner of speaking has become so normalised that even company accounts are doing it to seem trendy
>>221273860Eat low calorie foods. Vegs, fruits, maybe some oats? And try to eat a bit less of the high calorie foods tomorrow mkay?
>>221273926You think they were done with lockdowns and slowing down of consumption/capital destruction? They either destroy Russia, subjugate China and reinstall the Shah in Iran, or we're eating bugs tomorrow, instead of in ten years.And they won't stop until we get up off our arses.
>>221273969sc
>>221273969sent that amerifat freak flying into the stratosphere (NOT on a ryanair plane)
>>221273996i’d rather eat burgers
>>221273960When will you stop LARPing? Sin is a Judeo-Christian-Islamic concept
>>221273960Odin doesn't exist mate
>Vegs, fruits, maybe some oats?
>>221273999*double-clicks shah.exe*
Give me ideas lads
>>221274014You can eat a burger or two, as long as you don't indulge in too much of everything else on the side.
>>221274042man idk i hate this element of the apps
Buddhism is whiter than Christianity, unironically.Greeks living in central Asia practiced it before Christianity existed. It's descended from Hinduism which is Indo-Aryan while Christianity is Semitic.
>Wankham>Sicking>Hatberg
>>221273912yeah see I went through this thought process tooyou go down the boltzmann brain route and you think about yourself just popping up in floating space and that anything that can happen to you will happen to you and so inevitably at some point you're guaranteed to be getting raped by a bull while floating through space for billions of yearssbut then I figured that if that's the case then the odds of ever being the version of me that's not getting raped by a space bull or some other shit are incredibly lowso it's probably that it's not possible for humans to form without an earth forming first and so you'll always be living a somewhat normal life similar to what youve got now without the infinite torture stuff although thinking about it now there's probably going to be bull rape at some point since there are bulls
get it maid
>>221274039No, that's not the solution.>>221274042The term "conspiracy theory" as well as minisformation regarding certain historical events, are both inventions of the cia, designed to stifle critique and obscure it from coming to the surface. It started with the assasination of Kennedy.
>>221274042mud floods were real but the whole tataria thing isn't. the floods just covered up a lot of stuff and we moved on.
>>221273950Same on Twitter or really anywhere that allows people from different parts of the world to share contentCan't really do anything without forcibly changing the laws of other countries to align with our own laws, except change our own laws
>>221274129>>221274129>>221274129
>>221274066Trvke
>>221273917Never flying Rynair again take that you stupid paddy
new 'pegghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vZ03kLz1lk
>>221273856you and your fellow nazis are brown lol
