Bamiyan Buddhas edition
>hatberg
Any other ascended Nietzschean individuals in?
>>221274179>Average Bladee fan in 2026(8) Gluee cost me ten blue J's (8)
>>221274179positively sucking on it
>>221274066Why was Socrates condemned to death but his student Plato was allowed to have a whole fucking academy?
>>221274129should have put them in the british museumon second thought theyd be much more outraged if that were the case
Alysa Liu bouncing on a girthy BWC in cowgirl
Everyone one of you could be unsouled p-zombies merely perfectly mimicking consciousness but in actuality being entirely blank and empty inside. Intelligent, capable of imitating emotion, but no more awareness than a rock.
In that case I will probably just neck myself
Wanking to that post
>>221274129leftypol loves this
>>221274215
mad how Myanmar is literally a failed state that has been in civil war or under a military dictatorship like 90% of the time since independence but they have the world's third tallest statue
It's snowing in Shetland rn x
>Everyone one of you could be unsouled p-zombies merely perfectly mimicking consciousness but in actuality being entirely blank and empty inside. Intelligent, capable of imitating emotion, but no more awareness than a rock.
>>221274241its burma you woke bastard
>>221274220that's me to a tee honestly
>>221274215and the BWC belongs to...ME!
>>221274241imagine if those came to life and started killing people like the doughnut man from the simpsons treehouse of horror
>>221274246Do you have a source for that?
>>221274253>its burma you woke bastard
>>221274215Bbc*Bwc doesn’t exist
>Everyone one of you
bit chilly today ngl
'pegg
>>221274195
>>221274320corr would glaze face her wiv ropes
when he goes camping, the bears have to hide their food!
I expect you'll all be voting Starmer tomorrow?
>>221274275holy mindraped
>>221274334damn bitch you feed out of those tits?
too many pornbrained virgins in here makes me cringe
>>221274275sup mouldie
>>221274334why's that? he a big fan of honey?
>>221274334diss n**** lactatinglook at dem nips
>>221274362me to a tee honestly
>>221274275BBC is a myth
>>221274393...rorke...
It's really just ridiculous that there's 1.4 billion Indians and 200 million Nigerians but only 10 million Swedes.
>>221274393?just went to their homepage, its still up
Bayern PSG tonight so I got that going for myself
>>221274393I'm watching it rn
>>221274422I was shaking with excitement earlier
>>221274393
Think bayern are the only team that can stop PSG Arsenal would get bummed against paris but they have a slightly better chance against bayern
>>221274415there arent really that many nigerianst. knower
Don't believe any woman on the planet above 110 IQ actually likes football
>>221274442get a can up you
HE WAS A DUCE OF ITALY
>>221274467no one above 90 IQ likes it
>>221274467Well… they do like it… just for different reasons…
>>221274527Rorke after saying the n word in public
rorke and leftypol having a very heated argument on the size of other peoples' penises
lesbians will have the haircut and fashion sense of a 13 year old boy and then rub their fannies together
>>221274568perennial debate
>>221274580rorke will have the haircut and fashion sense of a 13 year old boy and never rub a fanny
Footballers walk around in a state of permanent religious intoxication. This is the natural condition of the mind and intellect, the moment to moment perception, of man as well.
everyone always talks about what rorke is doing but never how he is doing
last night I bond burgered your sister
What sport has the highest IQ fans?
>>221274632looks like a lot of effort I can just whip my willy out and wank for the same feeling
Summer. Salamanca. Linen. Espresso. Tapas. Mundo.
Mundo mentioned
>>221274631Fuck me 2000's fashion really was awful
>>221274452Asymmetrical warfare
Just saw a shooting star if there's another Ausnon here look to the eastern sky there's supposed to be a lot of them tonight lol
Japs love a bit of rape
>>221274269>the doughnut man from the simpsons treehouse of horrorLMAO, that's from Ghostbashers
That’s it, scuttle away rorke
>>221274656not in public though. that's not allowed
>>221274129give it back, anglos
no longer say "hello" to strangers.
>>221274703simply cannot be arsed going outside
>>221274695velour tracksuits were dope
just drank an irn bru zero
>>221274703Nice, my wish would be that the falling star is an asteroid that lands in australia and demolishes it, haha
>>221274703I think I just saw it fly over Cornwall :)
>>221274760how's it taste?
>>221274780bubblegum and aspartame
>>221274778did you go to falmouth pride? xx
quick! make a post AI could never come up with!
alright I got up and checked outside but it's cloudy so that was a waste of time back to bed
>>221274775wishes dont come true if you tell anyone x
buying rune scimmy
sir goyter sneedle
>>221274757I'm in bed just undid the blinds to my windows which is positioned north-east
cant believe no one has said this before, butzack poolanski
>in the bloody office>just had some random thought>every femoid in the room I'm in has had multiple penises in their mouth>including the ones who are all innocent and don't even swear, wearing a nice jumper with buttosn on it - they've had foreskin scraping against their wisdom teeth bloody mad that is
Asked Claude one thing and now I am out of free messages
>>221274804Nope!
>>221274847fag poopansy
>>221274856your mum too. loads in her arse as well
>>221274856>foreskin scraping against their wisdom teethbad technique
>>221274856how you know
>>221274847Zac Jewlansky
>>221274847This is huge
Are the James Bond films any good, if so which ones are worth a watch
>>22127485625% of people are born without wisdom teeth
>>221274941goldeneye
ever wish you were Riley Reid's son discovering pornhub for the first time
>>221274941casino royale
Sir Zack Poolanski Starmer
>>221274856and some of the men too!
>>221274954most mentally ill post of the day award
>>221274656unfortunately its not the same feeling
>>221274954odd man you are
>>221274900kek
Mental how the media is doing the exact same thing to Zack Polanski that they did to Corbyn and gammons are eating it up. Even more impressive since Polanski is Jewish himself and far more charismatic than Corbyn.
Candace Owens could get it
>>221275055okay
>>221275055>more charismatic than are corbssay wallahi rn
fucking mental how lush they are
>>221275055whats it like being so boring
>>221275055What's going on, I've been an ignorant gammon about it. Who is Zach Polanski?
>>221275133done him
>>221274954imagine you're watching one of those compilation videos as wellyou dont know whos going to be in the next shot
>>221275129easily the best food in the world
not everything is mental or mad or crazy. most things are pretty normal
>>221274941OHMSS
>>221275186that's nuts
5pm. Have a negroni. Have two.
>>221275055>Mental how the media is doing the exact same thing to Zack Polanski that they did to CorbynWhat scrutinising them on the policies and own words? This happens to every politician I don't know why lefties think it's some grand conspiracy other than the fact they often provide a lot more ammunition >and far more charismatic than Corbyn.Polanski is as charismatic as my toe nail
>>221275186Kind of mad that.
>>221275055Corbyn was legit, he was a legitimate grassroots figure who made jews freakPolanski is a zhid created by the media
>>221275186mental thing to say
>>221275186MWAD
Just finished 28 Years Later. What can I say?MASSIVE zombie COCK!Yummer. Yummer. Yummer!
>>221275055nation of absolute cattle, us lot
>>221275255
what do i do tomorrow then
>>221275186no they're not, you dummy
>>221275255:/
m&s trousers, sticky
>>221275255rorke's only letterboxd review
>>221275255Good filmThey made his cock too big though, it was very distracting but I did have a good laugh at how it flopped around during the chase scenes
in year 1 this girl had a crush on me so I stopped talking to hershe grew up to become a famous millionaire for realfucked that one up didn't I
>>221275278have you considered watching pornography?
Help!
nuke Britain.
>>221274129>Later, on 18 March 2001, then Taliban ambassador-at-large Sayed Rahmatullah Hashemi said that the destruction of the statues was carried out by the Head Council of Scholars after a Swedish monuments expert proposed to restore the statues' heads. Rahmatullah Hashemi is reported as saying: "When the Afghan head council asked them to provide the money to feed the children instead of fixing the statues, they refused and said, 'No, the money is just for the statues, not for the children'. Herein, they made the decision to destroy the statues">In 2004, following the American invasion of Afghanistan and his exile, Omar explained in an interview:>I did not want to destroy the Bamiyan Buddha. In fact, some foreigners came to me and said they would like to conduct the repair work of the Bamiyan Buddha that had been slightly damaged due to rains. This shocked me. I thought, these callous people have no regard for thousands of living human beings—the Afghans who are dying of hunger, but they are so concerned about non-living objects like the Buddha. This was extremely deplorable. That is why I ordered its destruction. Had they come for humanitarian work, I would have never ordered the Buddha's destruction.[58]
Ignore him it's just a cry for help
bendy
Sir Zacky P
it's alrightit's okdoesn't really matter if you're old and grey
the late afternoon sack
>>221275385the western imperialists made me do it
swift? bit rapid… yeahtheatrical display…
>>221275340that girl? Lorde
>>221275385>When the Afghan head council asked them to provide the money to feed the children instead of fixing the statues, they refused and said, 'No, the money is just for the statues, not for the children'. Herein, they made the decision to destroy the statues"We have to exterminate turd world
Sup.
>>221274334she's real mad he killed those jew pedos huh
>>221275429why didn't you post your sponsors
>>221275429me describing Bayern later
there's a new ghost i think
have to keep reminding myself it's just horniness and I actually don't want to become a woman
>>221275390why
>>221275503perhaps i will watch… not sure…
I am full Irish R1b.
>>221275498If they were just paedos I'd be like "eh, too harsh". But JEW paedos? They HAD to die.
>>221275531how do you even get to this point
>>221275531lol
Do you reckon in our lifetimes there will be the technology to completely design babies, including their race so Asian parents could have white babies
>>221275538not sure… i have a theory but thats for another time
I am full English R1b.
dont understand why he says bendy when talking about penisespresumably he knows hard cocks do not bend
>>221275239The fleeting success the greens are seeing as a reaction against labour from jeets and students is completely independent of Polanski, you could have anyone in that position and the result would be the same
>>221275595oh deary me lad
>>221275570Nowoke and their ethnics n that will put a fuck into it
>>221275385They would've obviously destroyed the statues anyway, those durka durka cunts did the same thing to Palmyra
I just had like 20secs ejacuation but recorded 7secs if it!
>>221275385Their brains just don’t comprehend the historical significance and why they were important
>>221275572is it because you have only ever seen a big penis in pornography aka prosthetics
hmm i have milk at home but a neoliberal bull be craving some biscuits with it… cant be arsed to go out…
>>221275595probably because he's so gay he has a preference for types of cocks and not just men
>>221275531
How to surrender.
have to keep reminding myself it's just shitposting and I'm not actually retarded
>>221275627bizarre post mate, leave it for another time
>>221275617Genetic research is a global effort though I'm sure there will be a country somewhere that will have developed it to that point and it'll start a trend
>>221275688how is it bizarreyoure the one that posts about it all the time
Indian.
>>221275554had that fantasy when I was a teenager and grew out of it by 18 think you need to be either actually a bender or really autistic to still want to be a woman after that pointthough tbf I wouldn't mind being a woman for a week
The CIA protestants made me brown o algo
>>221275709lets leave that for the time being
>>221275763why are you afraid to answer
Celtic.
yet again nothing to look forward to at the kinotorium this weekend
>>221275340she would have binned you the moment she got famous
>>221275731bit of gender dysphoria… puberty can be confusing, try not to dwell on it
Choose celtic.
Something incredibly fishy about how Restore Britain was launched just when Reform was polling at a point where, if continued, would have led to 400+ seats in a general election. Because of Restore it now looks inevitable that Reform will have to enter a coalition with the Conservatives and so the Tories+Labour survive into the next era rather than being wiped off the map
>>221275531Should take a break on the ol' porn thing. Can still wank, just stare at the wall while doing it.
nigga talking bout rorke
>>221275821think he's talking about himself actually
still not voting, 77th
>>221275775id rather not get into why they tend to be bendy; we can come back to that another time…
>>221275853hes rorke
>>221275810>Because of Restore it now looks inevitable that Reform will have to enter a coalition with the ConservativesIt's because Nigel bottles his advantage by punching right, disavowing policies his voters back and making stupid comments surrounding the Iran warYou might have a point if we were on the brink of a general election but we're 3 years away
voting for the Poo Party tomorrow to get more poo in my council, I don't mean Asians of course but actual literal poo, because I'm a /brit/poster you see and my mind is constantly thinking about poo
>>221275884i dont know anything about capeshit really x
Drama.
Dyed my shitty white underwear blue award goes to me
>>221275531shit trans women say
so we have entered post 3 pm part of the day, right, estimate 60% torque ? might be off, should ask jamie
Good shit.
New Total War game has been announced. Rorke in Tesco
Voting is a Jewish scam
We got good story shit.
>>221275998yeah? did the far right populist not follow through with his ridiculous promises? shocking…
we need more anime
>>221275900Post of the thread
Any mindraped kikeslaves online
Hamas
cream loads
https://voca.ro/1051jLUs6Nc9
>>221276067
Hamas put babies in ovens.
>>221275810Nobody cares about Reform, Faragoid
>>221275881big hard penises arent bendyyoud know that if you had one
yeah... knobs and minge and that :/
>>221276085So.
First edict will be to banish house music from 730pm until 1130am
does anyone in brit have a normal knob?
https://voca.ro/17HiCpZE2oGT
only gone and made a runescape account haven't I
I haven’t wanked in 5 days.
>>221276133Bloody penis
>>221276133I'm not sure. Could you look at mine?
>>221276133it's like a normal knob but smaller
>>221276133small is normal
https://voca.ro/19Z53VVxwqWt
>>221276133no on account of my skin condition
>>221276133Unironically been told multiple times I have a very aesthetic (and thus presumably normal) willy
>>221276150ktim in 2007
toil's started this new barmy thing where 2 people who don't usually interact within the company meet for a cup of coffee so we get to know each other betterteam building and the likeI've been designated an attractive young woman and I'm too nervous to message her first in case I'm perceived as rapey.What do lads?
>>221276133i've got phimosis but it does all the normal stuff like weeing and pooing
knob posting reminded me of big bollock lad
https://voca.ro/1oGe4SNqhY6d
any friendly niggas in :)
Fucking mental how zoomers have missed out on everything that was good about lifeThey don't even have good video games ffs
>>221276216Ask a shagger friend or pay a shagger to ghostwrite your texts to her
>>221276216biazrre lie
I want a British wife what do
>>221276259they have all the videogames we had and more
https://voca.ro/12lLJDFLpROB
>>221276259I missed out on everything good in life and I'm a millennial.
>>221276289I said good video games
back in my day cats were friendly and soft but nowadays they all just want to eat treats and poo in your lap
>>221276133mine is pretty normal6.5inuncircumcisedsnapped frenulum
>>221276228that is core /brit/ history that
>>221276305ok
>>221276308felines have fallen
>>221276253hi nigga :)
>>221276259niggas who only play cod and fifa
>>221276216HR nightmare just waiting to happen
*googles snapped frenulum*
>>221276289As with movies and songs, videogames disappear as the years go by.
https://voca.ro/1dYRlSCACSOT
hi
>>221276216no company would do this
material for my next gigapoo
https://voca.ro/1aBLOCmDho4M
always a nigga posting reddit spacing talking some bullshit
>>221276348no they dont
rorke still playing with a hoop and stick
>>221276376Sup
>>221276380They do.
This convo just reminded me>seen a tiktok where it's recounting the story of Jesus meeting Lucifer>the narrator is excellent and has a nice voice and pacing>decide to download the Bible app its from>fall asleep listening to the Bible narration>wake up in the middle of the night>it's a full on conversation about Jesus' penis>think WTF>uninstall it this morningConstantine should've chosen Mithraism I swear
>>221276259Life is good on its own. Happiness comes from spiritual fulfilment and other people. Popular culture and entertainment was superior 20 years ago but that doesn’t mean our life today is doomed to be nothin but misery. Unless you’re a nihilist who believes the only goal of life is to squeeze out as much pleasure as possible before you return to the void of non existence.
>>221276368lovely
>>221276397no they dont
>>221276406good post tbqh
one time I fainted on the tube and while I was passed out some random woman tried to "give me CPR" and just left me with a mild chest painmy glasses also fell off but someone gave them back to me just as the train was about to leave
>>221276416It's true. They do.
>>221276430what a supid bitch
>>221276368gave me food poisoning once this muck did
hey lol looks like we're partnered up tho jk lol but hey so i've got this saddle...
>>221276441no they dont
>>221276430https://voca.ro/14j4jLyC1zyl
>>221276430your first and last ‘kiss’
>>221276352Genuinely believe there's a psyop to get people to believe trollops like her, Zendaya, Sabrina ect are fit when they're so obviously munted
>>221276406>a nihilist who believes the only goal of life is to squeeze out as much pleasure as possible before you return to the void of non existenceClose. That's a hedonist.
>>221276472she only did chest compressions unfortunately because I woke up about 30 seconds later
https://voca.ro/1fYYXV71Lzxh
toil done going to play some video games for a bit then make some tea
>>221276455They most certainly do.
>>221276474pinkpantheress and zendaya are fit to black men
Cooldom
>>221276474you are genuinely gay
>>221276505no they dont
>>221276501i'm wanking to remy lacroix stick her tongue in some lads arsehole then going to make dinner
>>221276501can i play
>>221276485:/
>>221276475Nihilism is the belief life has no intrinsic meaning. This almost always leads to hedonism, as devoid of higher purpose, you will just seek out wanton pleasure to tolerate existence.
>>221276518Ah yes. They do, don't they?
it's over
>>221276507gay bent arsebandit shirt lifting black men
Bye.
>>221276537no they dont
>>221276485She could have stopped your heart doing that
some nutter
>>221276560Yep. Indeed they do.
moving out of my incelflat in two weeks, just washed the bedsheets now I can't wank for the next two weeks ffs
>>221276517No mate, I'm not, I just don't like blokey women
named my pig hairy plopper lol
what on earth is remotely "blokey" about pinkpantheress are you a retard
we're all in the new and nobody invited you
make the new, rorke
fine brb I probably make half the news in this place for you ungrateful cunts
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