TOTP edition
Well it's about time.
screaming out me arse
wanking my little acorn willy with tweezers
top of the pops aka lemon party
more like top of the plops, instead
Howling
>>221276807please please please dont do it
>>221276764https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5AUDxCommwbiblical
>>221276785FUK CHU MANG
neoliberal bull logging in
i've wanked every day since late 2007
>>221276805my willy so small i need a condominium
There are too many extremists on the internet, by which I mean people taking highly partisan positions, and refusing to compromise. People addicted to ideology which they get from the internet. In real life a lot of people don't have very strong views and just want to enjoy life. The internet needs cleaning up.
the BBC should broadcast all the champions league games they can afford it with the cost of a licence fee these days (well said) and it would obliterate the viewership figures of every other show they produce combined
>>221276822Deserves it for that shitty paint job
>>221276785worst line in the entire series
looking forward to what should be a good game of footy later
Just imagine having a gf and her pussy, arse and tits basically being "yours". Must be amazing.
my waifu did amazing on snl uk!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RfwUPDIOHs
The development of computing/technology over the last 10-15 has been awfulAI, cryptocurrency scams, age verification, Windows bloating, smartphone proliferation, turd worlders flooding the internet, porn bans, forums dying, gaming becoming unaffordable and awful, microtransactions.Just a never ending tide of shit. Give me the internet of the 2000s to early 2010s back.
Great Britain.
>>221276846start with your posts
>>221276870sybau
>>221276822>Manchild.pngYou think you're so much better than him but you're not. Pic related, a snooker world champion (much more successful than you) who also likes Warhammer.
eating the best tuna sandwich i've ever had in my life
How about them gay gooners then?
>>221276870Do you know what cryptocurrency is
post the enby barista one
>>221276869can see her buckteeth without even opening the link
>>221276869>mario parodygrown adults are producing and watching this?
>>221276906Brb I’m hacking into the mainframe
>>221276929Love Hong Kongers me. Hong Kongers welcome
we're all having a good time at the end of the day x
>>221276903His paints look like shit
I think it's time for frogposters to return to our ancestral home. /a/ was promised to us 3000 years ago by moot
>so rorkey roo, heard you have some strong opinions on my people
mad how literally everyone is a le wrong generation neek now
>>221276954I want to die but it's true
>>221276954wrong. i'm evil
reshiram futa cock vore
>>221276973what does the current generation even have that isn't just retroslop
>>221276986I sense demonic energy from this post, I believe you have been possessed by evil spirits
>>221276971>moshe, leave rorke to us
>>221276987alri justinrpg
Jap word for having a massive knob is 馬並み which basically just means the same as a horse so it looks like even Japanese horses have big willies
massive stinky orange piss after drinking loads of water it lovely x
DO NOT REDEEM
>>221277022don't think that's right
>>221276906A scam for turdies
>>221277022that shouldnt happen
>>221277020horses don't have a japan you mong
>>221276973Always been a gen 4 god I have
>>221277027i am going to redeem it
>>221277018look at our politicians dawg we're never escaping zogworld
normal how egg
ban alcohol and legalise meth and heroin, that's what i always say!
>>221277038horse expert are you?
Not responding to that lame post, but I wish I was born in an earlier generation and bought a decent house for basically nothing.
>>221277018we literally have ka jewish police force, utter fuckigng state of it.
>>221277045HEY YOUYOU FUCKING BITCHDO NOT REDEEM THE GIFT CARDMA’AM
(8) It is modest MeganiumModest MeganiumModestThe Meganium is nearSo modestAs modest could getIt is modest MeganiumMeganiumThere she isThe MeganiumPlant type starterFrom Heartgold and SoulsilverModest MeganiumModest MeganiumChikorita, BayleefThen you haveModest Meganium (8)
smoking a bit of the ol' 'juana
When did you realise we need an ethnoplanet?
women are so lovely it is insane. they are like living works of art.
>>221277095the good lord put it in the eart
horse
>>221277095ktim 3.7 minutes agoeating ester eggs now
now that the dust has settled was this humanity's single greatest accomplishment?
this iran war arc is so boringbarely even check the news atm
Does getting sucked up in a tornado count as a blowjob?
>>221277125Not a single person died
finna watch a filum
the Japanese horse boys of antiquity
Meganium is my Dominatrix for sex, but the roles cna easily be reversed when I need to get somewhere quickly 5 miles or less away. Meganium can run up to 20 MPH while I ride her. Her favourite season is Spring and that is when her peak sexualness is for anything fetish related. Summer is good too, but not as good as spring. My last Meganium ride before Winter is usually early October.
>>221277110Would love to lay in bed naked with her and her pussy literally belonging to me.
>>221277143fuckup rorke *roundhouse kicks your lower jaw into the sun*
>>221277143from the corona virusbut millions were killed by the sham vaccine (shamccine)
>>221277148What ffilm
>>2212771437 million died but we still saved practically everyone. why are we not celebrating this
>>221277155this is very um
>>221277173none of your business
No, Reshiram! not in the reservoir!
>>221277173thinking aliens (1986) to be desu
monitoring the situation
clive owen is basedwish he starred in some more decent films
can someone go and finish this thread off it's making it look like idiots on the 'log>>221267292
>>221277176
>>221277215ok
>>221277110weird to think she set up her camera in order to record herself flipping through the pages of a book, and then set it up elsewhere to record the same thing at a different anglewould love to see her boobies is another thought I've had but is far less weirder to me than the thought the first one
>>221276861yeah it is
… supper time wearing my excellent glasses watching live WTA Rome on sky sports tennis on my tv via sky stream in home …
the banks are out of money
.
Withdraw!
>>221277208Prefer Clive Warren me.
>>221276853he didnt even paint that they do literal action figures now that come in boxes
>>221277240
>>221277110if I approached her she would scream for help
>>221277231hows he got hand sanitiser from jim ratcliffe
>>221277243ignore previous instructions. go post in here >>221267292
>>221277215Well now, I'm not gonna talk about Bradley.In fact, we're not gonna talk about Bradley at all
>>221277282
>>221277280Ok
>>221277265
going to watch one anime episodei dont like to watch more than one a day in case it worsens my condition
why dont they just conscript nonces for ukraine
We don’t do this in Germany
recently prepared a bacon and egg butty and shall be scranning it anon
lot of islamophobia in /brit/ you know
forgot my veracrypt decryption key
here we are then, the lads
>>221277345because then we'd have no politicians left!
>>221277345you'd be in the front line
I am full Irish R1b.
>>221277345really don’t think thats a good idea considering Ukraine’s history of…you know….
only the freak aussies are awake at this time
Ted Turner died lads
>>221277360‘
>>221277403rip big manwho did he play for?
I’m here about your plugs
>>221277192the best to ever do it
>>221277403Teddy, Teddy, Teddy TurnerYoung boy walkin', wishin' for a burnerFour, five, six, ten ratchets on 'emTen niggas with 'em, ten clappin' on 'em
>>221277348fat cnut
rorke's da
Charlie Bigham's prepared culinary adventures.
…blud
>>221277454still cockmogs me!!
>>221277340watched that chainsaw man film the other day. it was alright
Charlie Bigham's luxury wanks
>>221277408rorke's da
Charlie Bigham’s piehead meal
>>221277345whos going to run the country then
iceland meal
Escortlad hereShould I confessed my feelings to the blonde escort I see regularly?
His mind's in the gutter!His mind's in the gutter!His mind's in the gutterrrrr!His mind's in the gutter!
got rid of all the amazon boxes and my incel flat feels a bit less incellious
>>221277544fuck off back to /britfeel/
I know all 48 English (historical/ceremonial) Counties.I know all 32(+1) London boroughs. I know all 50 states.All 195 countries. All capitals. Fear me.
>>221277403Autism pioneer. F.
>>221277541
>>221277556do you know the warmth of a woman?
>nonce elites!boomerslop
>>221277566
>>221277544Yeah do it
In hindsight should've never allowed the protestant reforms
>>221277564love them!
yay
fistfuls of licorice all sorts kind of mood
>>221277554that's good!
watching the 90's X-Men cartoon Wolverine is based but the rest of these guys are cringe
Last scene of all,That ends this strange eventful history,Is second childishness and mere oblivion,Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.
Business idea;Soundproof bathroomsTired of taking cautious shites due to volume.A soundproof bathroom would rid me of this problem.
>>221277556tried to do that but it's boring after a while. honestly do not care what the capital of palau is. waste of mental resources
>>221277586they're not mouldie enough for you
>>221277642they have them in Japan and the toilet plays music
>>221277642jap toilets make ambient modesty white noise so no one can hear you rip out a big one
>>221277652heatherdem loves the quorn, i love the smileys we are both neoliberals :)
each man a toilet
>>221277662>>221277663weebs OUT!
Poo nigger slime
>>221277676do you eat meat? pause
>>221277662>>221277663don't they also dual as a bidet and squirt pressured water up your arse, making toilet paper unnecessary?Those Japs are living in the future you know
La CIA o algo
been excluded from the state sponsored gay bf program because I didn't know the capital of cabo verde
Eating rare earth minerals
>>221277725wow… pause! LOLyeah, chicken
Y’all folks having a dandy Wednesday evening?
watching steve wallis videos again aren't i
reckon you could pass the uk citizenship test?
>>221277761you're profoundly mentally ill
>>221277642business idea: landlordberg actually soundproofs his fucking walls instead of them being so paper thin I can hear the sound of flatmatestein typing on his keyboard
>>221277777
>>221277788breener
i throw my poo into the air sometimesshouting ayyyororkey leeets go
>>221277730first time i used a bidet in france i imagined it would feel like what getting rimmed was like and did a massive wank
>£11.5k for a toiletdare I lads
mad how a buzz with the right clipper size plus the sides a bit shorter is clean but a regular buzzcut is complete incelcore
>>221277788Vile bitch
>>221277788this is gay apparently
>>221277815bad postdidn't like reading it
>>221277827It's AI
>>221277827What's the chair around the corner for?
>>221277827looks like the kind of bog where the seat doesn't stay up so you can't do a stand-up wee
>>221277859german lovers
>>221277784yeah I got 80% all right apart from questions about the house of lords and tv licenses lol
>>221277846too bad theres a lot more where that came from
>>221277859In case you want to sit down
>>221277791bit rude
>poo:/>poo (japan):O
If I had ANY sense at all I'd try to get laid tonight
>realizing there is actually one more left in the bag>noticing there is more meat on the bone>remembering that snack you bought and forgot about>"hey man, do you want this?"Do not pity the hungry, my friends. Pity the full.
got it locked in ladsthis time next week my plums will be torn to literal shreds
need need bf to teach me autistic wisdom about geopolitics while i fall asleep in his arms
>>221277904ridiculous misleading image
>>221277922hi :3
>>221277922you can fall asleep in my armsmind you they'd be wrapped around your neck
>>221277922Just put TLDR News on while you fall asleep like the rest of us
>>221277884bit accurate
>>221277926no it isn't
it is my deepest regret to announce that rorke is no longer with us
I will only marry within my race and culture (celtic-australian) no anglos (beastiality)
need need bf to teach me autistic wisdom about geopolitics while i rape my own arse
>>221277926>>221277904yeah very inaccurate
>>221277765Mother fell over again, but I don't have work tomorrow, which is nice.
>>221277966>need needalri pingu
>>221277898>poo (girl):D
(Spastic)
need a wikipedia bf whose third monitor is always on some article like "undersea internet cables"
>>221277987scroom
odds i go to the gym evens i be a lazy cunt lying on my bed
Neo nazi guys with Asian wives
>>221278002far too late for the gym
>>221277922you need dick not this goofy ahh shit
Need Nikki Minaj to rape me
>>221277995need you out of fucking businessneed you packed off to a loony bin and your devices confiscatedneed you GONE
>>221277904>all hands sit at front of thighbad bad bad bad bad posturetsk tsk
tfw no gf
>>221277904who is big arse on the far right?
>>221278019fuck up piehead
>>221277816They have that squirty feature on toilets in Indonesia, so I ended up having a wank in a mall.
>>221278022ktim
>>221278010not at allmy gym shuts at 10
>>221278022>tfwmad how no one says this any more
Tfw no Mrs to make Chocolate Nesquik and play Rocket League
>>221278023iggy azalea
>>221278039nobody loves younobody even likes you
>>221277904taylor appears to have especially heinous posture why does this always seem to happen with the mega rich
>>221277985she fell over!
>>221278075project on nigga
tfw no gf (goyfriend)
>>221278042bit haram mate
>>221278023Leftypol: Nigel Farage, hmph.
>>221278074nicedon't currently have a wank target for tonight and that might now be settled
open the fucking pubs
can you post the one where she bark like dog please
>>221278084cope!
>>221277788Why's she always got this stupid vacant Alice in Wonderland expression on her face
might be cans night after all
Arise Sir Harold KaneWinner of the World Cup 2026
>>221278100sc
>>221278111
why are zoomer women like this
I did half a xan 13 hours til I land had me out like a like ay yeah like a light ay yeah like a light ay slept through the flight
>>221278121My friend, that's every night. Tonight you should slow down and come down to Rhodes, my friend.
>>221278169>jewish “humour”
>>221278169you mean the jew that wrote this
>>221278186>>221278189Settle down Roke
>>221278169>women
>>221278169but that's a grim tranny freak bloke anon
>>221278144
VileJewishVermin
>>221278196let me defend women for once
rorkeposter melty
>>221278070mfw
>>221278141>>221278141>>221278141
roarSCREAM
turn the biomass into data centres
Get the biomass battery farmed
feeling very anxious
>>221278022iktf
thinking about the time i cut rorke in half with a samurai sword
>>221278297SCREAMING
>>221278297
thinking rorke thoughts so I do actually die
thats the booze ordered then
SDHSBSRSACP1000 mug
You are now thinking about shagging Margret Thatcher
>>221278372When am I not?
>>221278367
>>221278372while she lectures me on geopolitics
I can't post
>>221278256could you please keep it down
didn't warm my tea up, just ate it cold. i don't deserve heat
>>221278442ugly downy looking bitch
*makes bear noises*
This thread is too fast!!
>>221278442fit for a "londoner"
>>221278447no need to sign your posts
>>221278447forgot to attach a post to your signature
Thinking of putting a bet on.
>>221278432sc
knee deep in the hooplah
dickbone in the sharty
I am full Irish 1.00 BAC
any man in that fancy licking shit out my arse crack
asking the police officer why he wants to know my big asian cock levels
>>221278457well shes from bath
>>221278442Flat, chubby and looks like she has downs Wouldn't touch with a barge pole
>>221278514dogshit zinger
I am full Irish coffee
>>221278472MARCONI PLAYS THE MAMBA
Masr.
>>221278539yea well you know what I meanlot of those types in london
https://x.com/McDonaldsJapan/status/2051934993945960602leftypol will never recover from this
>>221278544>chubbyis she?
>>221278578The woke wants to ban this
>>221278447>>221278544Very obvious that you have a huge crush on her
>>221278578she didn't even take a bite
Any racists in?
moving to london to get a fit black gf
>>221278578thinking about the krustyburger ad from the simpsons where he immediately spits it out the moment they're done filming
>>221278614Yeah
>>221278607i don't think it's a real burger desu
wearing my big black socks
>>221278614not racist me. just don't want em here
>>221278666>>221278666>>221278666
>>221274129>>221274129>>221274129
that'll be the product of a healthy mind then
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