Aimee Lou Wood edition
too bloody early
>>221287758hag
In high school we got a Chinese kid in class who couldn't speak English nor Bulgarian. I still can't pronounce his name, we called him Tim. He couldn't participate in many of classes cause of the language barrier but he was a genius at maths. He used to bring us food from his parents restaurant. We took him under our wing, he would come with us when we would smoke weed during lunch break (we didn't give him weed obviously), we took him to bars and cafes, one time we took him to a bar and he made his hair like those anime characters (spiky), girls would dance with him, it was so fun. His mother thanked us that we were so friendly and didn't leave him lonely. Crazy that we couldn't really communicate :D I'm trying to find a picture of him but can't....I wonder what he is doing now.
>>221287758hide them horrible gnashers ye daft wee slag
>>221287778i want to fuck she's pussy and bobbs ^_^
>>221287788delete this post you horrible bastard
>>221287778rorke finna be changed
waiting for the smelly curry man to deliver my parcel, the contents of which portend an evening flush with debauchery
>>221287778>rorke's resolve is tested...
>>221287758dont know who this is but she looks like a goofy rabbit and those teeth gaps are fucking massive
had some tim tams and they're alright
another day in my dogshit miserable life
reckon tom holland's career is over now that he's crossed the twink death threshold
>>221287842why's his name holland if he's english
>>221287825Don't make her insecure
Pessimists are never disappointed.
remember carthage
>>221287817drugs or anal dildo?
bought a vivobook 18
Eating icecream and heating the oven up for a frozen 'zaWho even cares anymore
fuck bayern for denying are 'arry a champions league final against arsenal
>>221287883i care
>>221287877mumberg has one of them, she's always getting me to fix it for her because she absentmindedly pressed f7 or whatever and now the trackpad isn't working. stupid boomers hey
>>221287834always thought they were overratedvery messy to dunk and if you eat too many you get sickfor me it's got to be gingernuts, now that's a good bikkie
>>221287861flat as an ironing board toogrim
>>221287883me care
typing this from a 2011 Lenovo me
>>221287893>trackpadoof
>>221287924what?
If i ever get a lovely lady, it'll be too late.... the damage is already done
>>221287921doesn't really matter if all you do is browse internet
>>221287921I have a 2017 Lenovo (not using it now but I have one)I think it's the only laptop I've ever bought that lasted longer than three years
>>221287403those niggas shoot each other with bows and arrows in the middle of the streetand arms dealers keep selling guns to random tribes in the jungle so they can shoot each other
I want to snort Emma Watson's farts.
always surprises me to see something from north africa and they've got roads and cities that look nice instead of just deserts and camels and flying carpets
>>221287950most of them die due to shitty components literally melting
>>221287953my dad works with one and apparently he thought he didn't need to wear sunscreen while fishing all day here in NZ because his skin is dark but got really burnt and spent a couple of days in the hospital
>>221287963
We’re all mates here though aha…
>>221287941yep>>221287950yeah I've only changed the fan one time and the CMOS battery twice, and Ive used it every dayI have a macbook that I use only for work
>>221287957she's like 40 years old bro, let it go, her farts now actually smell bad, she's stopped pooping marshmallows 15 years ago.
That nigga ZESTYThat nigga MOIST
flat below decided to put together furniture at 3am in the morning againgood times
Mumberg has the Gilmore Girls on again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTpwGL47xt4
>>221288029
Might the fattest bastard ever. Something to do innit
>>221288057There's a certain brand of millennial man that dresses like this for all occasions.
>>221288065yh
>>221288077most people just call them australians
We cant have sex with women and were really super... pissed off!
>recently got a raise so decided to buy ITV2>there's a cartoon on there called family man>out of the blue family man farted >started laughing so loudly I woke up gfbergyou lads need to watch it
You ever pooped your pants?
>>221288190All the time
>>221288190yeah on a school trip
>>221288190every day brother
>>221287758Seen her tits
>>221288190
Need her farts fed directly up my nostrils.
>lad at toil is 5'6 and bald but he has a qt slavic wifeI don't get it lads
>>221288254what will you post about if you discover girl farts smell bad as well
>>221288275stop believing online propaganda
>>221288190I had a stomach ache
>>221288275he had a fat cock
way too chilly here lately
Ruminating upon my hatred of the dark races
has anyone here ever found a poo on the street and sucked it up with their arse?
gonna get a $10k bonus at toil soon. wonder how much of that i should spend on cocaine
Walter Shite
>>221288275saw the most beautiful short hair tomboy woman wearing a sundress with her goblin looking bf and i honestly felt incel rage for the first time
wish i lived in some hick yank town in the pacific northwest like the town from first blood (1982) or twin peaks (1990)
>>221288190I got really drunk, passed out and shit my pants about a month agoalso vomited all over myself
>>221288388america is so beautiful bro
>>221288374>wonder how much of that i should spend on cocainego on
>>221288397Patriot
>>221288399yeah it's a shame it's full of yanks
>>221288413fr one of the worlds greatest tragedies
>>221288413T. John Smith who wears blue jeans and nikes and lives in a suburb and consumes american media daily
>>221288279I'm well aware they smell bad.
anyone remember those slenderman live action youtube series that were popular back in the day
>>221288419now hold on a second partner, are you seriously implying that the name john smith has a distinctly yank association?
tell me about the cocaine
>>221288437Yea i am, gonna cry?
>>221288404i've never done cocaine before but i reckon if i have a shitload of money at once i might as well give it a tryalso probably hit up a few prossies, cocaine and hookers is a time-honoured natural synergy
>>221288454the only actual john smith i know of was some english oxford professor from ye olde times
>>221288474are escorts legal there? I'veard your cocaine is very expensive and not very pure
John Smith is an Anglo name. In fact it's THE Anglo name. Like being a chinaman and being named Ching Chang Chong or something.
>>221288484Subject of the Amerigod empire no doubt
>>221288499yeah we have legal brothels and everythingas for cocaine, yeah i've heard that too, but i've also heard the coke is cheaper and better as of the past few years
>>221288503smith, wilson, brown, white, black, baker, taylor, gardener. anglos ALL
smith is a very common surname across many languages ancient smiths must've been top shaggers wonder why's that
Y'all don't know about John Smith. Only John Smith can smith a john fit for a John Smith.
my surname is a variant of smith
the hand that feedsthe ties that bindthe bum that poos
>>221288561Me and the gf
after spending an hour searching for this episode of a series or movie im pretty sure it was actually a dream
But why tho?
when i was a little kid if i was misbehaving, mumberg would threaten to send me off to live with "the boys who eat poo"
>>221288590scream
>>221288590looks like you ended up here in the end *scarfs down a bowl of fresh turds*
>TomorrowLocal elections>Next Tuesday, ThursdayEurovision 2026 Semis>Next FridayThe Mandalorian movie>Next SaturdayFA Cup FinalEurovision 2026 Final>Wednesday 20thThe Boys Finale>Sunday 24thPrem endsRick and Morty Season 9 >Monday 25thAnother bank holiday>Tuesday 26thEid>Saturday 30thChampions League FinalMay's kind of sick you know
>>221288585uk police priorities are so bizarre
>>221287758phwoarwould love to rub me willard in her face until rope ejection and subsequent glacization of the facial surface structures
Why did leftypol kill Charlie Kirk he just wanted to debate
finally found out what the weird feeling i had as a child was when trying to sleep ans waking up in the middle of the night. alice in wonderland syndrome. just experienced it again for the first time in probably 15 years
>>221288643reckon they get a commission per arrest
i can't play guitar but i am eyeing up a telecaster someone's selling on marketplace for cheap
>>221288539ANGLO PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
ladswhat's the biggest film you've never seen?not seen a single star wars menot onewhich is a bit mental given I've seen over 700 star trek episodes
doing a listen
shoving fistfuls of dog shit up my arse
>>221288694haven't seen any of the MCU films except for the first two iron mans (iron men?)
>>221288694titanic, jurassic park, avatar never seen emnever going to
>>221288694wym biggest
>>221288705men with ven>>221288711the one that would make normies get visibly offended at hearing you haven't seen it because they're dull people with miserable lives
wish i'd never started lifting or at least lifted with gloves on because now i've got horrible callouses that i can't stop picking at
how did ancient humans figure out how to cook bread? like with meat it's simple, you kill a thing, eat its meat, try to heat it, realize it's much more satiating this way. but with bread you need to find a specific plant, grind its grains to a powder, then add water, then cook, it's not intuitive.
>>221288694all the best star wars content is outside the films anyway, big fan of the old republic me
>>221288697love the coon choon
>>221288744i dont get how people can live with it seen white niggas have it too, it would drive my neurotic ass insane
really don't understand why people in the early 20th century thought blackfaces was peak comedy. it's funny now of course because of how much it pisses off normies, but it didn't piss off normies back then so where was the humour eh?
>>221288424yeah
>>221288744i'm also too lazy to replace the batteries so i just took them out permanently several years ago and have been living in fire hazard sin ever since
>>221288755>>221288732lots of inquisative niggas about at this hour
>>221288638my birthday as well :)
iran war was the biggest nothinburger ever. Mental how nobody will ever challenge america we'll just get wogged forever until we fade out to brazil status
>>221288777wasnt really a nothingburger you got clowned on and lost
>>221288777the US is even worse than brazil because at least brazil's brown mutt women are attractive and not morbidly obese
good morning it is day 3 of me having a cold / covid / the hanta virus and with regret I must report I am still unwellthankfully I have no work today so I can doss about at home
im having an epic boner moment
so this is the mayor of alice springsbet you anything she majored in noonga studies at uni
>>221288783>23k killed>15 lost >gulf shitholes bombed >israel bombed >europoors economy on the ropes>CIA blowing up refineries in Oz and Asia unchallenged >China and other chinks forced to buy our shit >USA oil making bank >petrodollar steady>Iranian leadership clapped In what possible way did we lose aside from money (we print money)
just did a fap
>>221288820weirdly sexybet she has some frightening CIA connections with pine gap and all that
>>221288820is it true that all the salaries there are higher than usual do compensate for people having to live in the arse end of nowhere?
>>221288820imagine her name was alice springs aha
>>221288842yeah there is something i find specifically sexy about 30-something women who have short hair
>>221288820do mayors actually do anything in australia or is it just a ceremonial thing now? you never hear about mayors pertaining to actual politics, just senators and MPs and what have you
what are the chances i get shot and killed if i go to brazil
watching a livestream of a girl playing a video game, however the girl in question isn't particularly attractive so she's only got like 15 viewers
>>221288877Very very low unless youre an idiot and try to party in Rio or summat
>>22128888415 more than a man would get #society
>>221288884wonder if handsome male streamers get gay simps the way booby streamers get simps
>>221288884it's like with ASMR, I don't wank to it but at the same time I'm not gonna sit there and watch an asmr video from an ugly fat bird am I?there's a space between pornography and neutral platonic viewing where these things reside and it is important that the person in the video, a woman, be attractive
wish there was more research on what asmr actually is its very interesting
it's better when the girl isn't that fit because then i can imagine she's my gf x
>>221288915There was a wwe guy who became a streamer after a career ending injury and he got enough donation money from one saudi woman who was obsessed with him to live off
>>221288932it might have been considered interesting at one point in time but any legitimacy it had has long since been squandered due to the entire scene being inundated with coombait videos for simps. There aren't going to be any studies done on brain activity in the minds of indian men watching white teenagers kiss stereo microphones for 40 minutes while whispering "mwah, mmmmwah I love you so much"
>Dropped the abusive husband, no longer losing weight and hair to stress (25ish) to (31) now that's a glowup
>>221288956deranged post
>>221288960mother and child both look mutated
>>221288744https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sP7R7norUA
freedreek neeychay
>>221288992for me it's neechee. I hate when people say neechuh(I haven't read any of his works)
I'm too sensitive for asmr to the point that the tingling gets painful I also can trigger it with just my mind without any sensory stimuli yes I am that special and quirky thank you thank you
just woke up hungry as fuck
221288831kek trumpzogoids are literally insane
>>221289030love this film
i don't care for ASMRs just like looking at thicc booby mamas in tight dresses
ASMR porn should be really good on paper but it never is in reality because most of it is just some lazy bitch licking the microphone (which sounds horrible)
>>221288982a clue gained
>>221289030Why are they looking at him like that?
oh.... mr green is here
>>221289097silly woman
nigga done lost his mind
>>221289097she's almost right we do tend to divorce egypt from africa but that's because our conception of africa tends to exclude mediterranean or arabic africa, or hellenic africa, calling it african history or mediterranean history or whatever is just arbitrary bounding
did y'all know the real jews is africans?? but they aint tell you that in school huh..
Sup.
>>221289137I think the point is that he can afford to be a goofy, irritating retard and she'll still tolerate it because the clout of associating with him is worth it.
>>221289165
>>221289012There is no ee sound at the end. You have ʃə at the end, which is the same "shuh" sound English puts at the end of words like fissure or pressure.Write it "Neetsure" and most English speakers would get it mostly right.t. have Germans in the family
>>221289185like I said, I pronounce it neechee
>>221289173shut the fuck up fares
>>221289137love this autist
this is the africa they don't teach you about in history class
I am Fares.
i'm rorkeypops
>>221289197Hey
>>221289203show us your cock fares
need a new vape but i've already spent all me centrelink on drugs
>>221289203hideously foreign. from now on you are Ferris the Incomprehensible
>>221289199cheeky elephants
im mentally fucked up and freaky
>>221289245me too nigga
>>221289191and I'm saying your ee (iː) is different from the schwa (ə). completely different tongue position
>>221289215https://i.postimg.cc/0NbQWLWY/IMG-20260507-070501.jpg
dunno what time i passed out but it must have been early evening. i was exhausted. ive woken up in drug withdrawals. downed some drugs and by 6am ill be ok but feel like shite now. going to have to do proper withdrawals soon.
>>221289265skinwalker ass dog
aptll uliii dilmk ieeee orsyn
>>221289286Imagine if skinwalkers were actually r
>your ee (iː) is different from the schwa (ə).
Might forgo this eve's shower and just continue to watch tv in my underwear like a fat greasy bastard
go crazygo stupid
right well that's an egpytian man's penis
>>221289220vape is drugs
>>221289310Yeah, I will jack off.
what is really going on with these dubai trips where instagram women get gifted expensive handbags we just do not know it's a mystery that needs looking into and explaining
>>221289321don't be a gooner ferris
>>2212893372 troglodytes
hmm
Any black girls in
why are you posting stuff
>>221289372yeah hi x
agreeing to hide rorke so he doesn't get raped but as he's crawling into the cupboard his arse just looks so
>>221289364correlation =/= causationjust because every single gay couple you've ever heard of who adopted a child turned out to be sex predators and pedophiles doesn't mean they all are
>>221289317this kind of pedantry is why you haven't lost your virginity
posting in the wpop thread now
>>221289394s
>>221289401it does though if it's in a screenshot posted on social media
>>221289408I wish
some people say alcohol is a drug
drinking my ugly smelly lychee passion fruit tea which tastes like armpits I should've purchased the apple jasmine instead
IT NOT DRUG IT DRINK HAHA
>>221289339I just cumed.
hi
I love my daddy of course we're still together
>>221289465hi
>>221289465shes so cool
imagine living the entirety of your whole life with your only experience of inebriation being alcohol, because the government told you that was what's allowed and nothing else
>>221289390hiiii
women are dishonourable, gross, vile, disgusting. soulless cruel husks. evil creatures by nature. liars and cheats.
Anybody want a drink before the war
tried to count in japanese but had to stop because i got itchy knees
>>221289488ktim but i tried weed a few times and its dogshit
I used to have a daddy long legs in every corner of my ceiling but a praying mantis got into my room and killed them all
>only alcoholthis is literally 99% of everyone who ever lived
>>221289501why is your mum like that? :(
mother daughter sloppy incest kissing
>>221289515did you name mantis fren can I name them can i name them please
eradicate women
i really hate the world
>>221289520only because that's all those 99% had access to. We live in a world now where other, better, drugs exist. Medieval peasants can be excused for not having dropped pingers because they didn't exist then but you have no excuse.
I love women, I’m infatuated with women
dipping my willy in liquid nitrogen and smashing it with a hammer
konnie huq sex arse circa 2007
>>221289538you said imagine as if it was unthinkable
Bye.
mad how they are still fish and not some other type of creature
>>221289564for future reference you may assume that when I say imagine I mean within the context of modern life rather than the preceding 200,000 years of humanity
>>221289568tails entwined, very lewd, bet they're both blushing as well
>>221289568Meaningless distinction
>>221289568stupid animal
>>221289590they look more like a beast than a fish
>>221289603Very true. Doesnt matter how theyre classified by the "experts" who cant even agree on how many genders there are!
>>221289573ok. your point is still asinine
it fucking thursday
I bet Emma Watson farts during sex. I'd love to find out.
>>221289538If a genie told me I could only do one drug for the rest of my life it would be booze. And I’ve done every drug under the sun
>>221289430in some ways alcohol is the worst drug
>>221289501>>221289522My mum is the opposite of those things. Her sister, my aunt, is all of those things.
Taking a runny diahreah poo on thd blarney stone
*faggy bent fakemink voice*you know i'm cold but i'm hot got a fever
>>221289640why would a genie tell you that
>>221289568technically we're fish
Im going to war against all the opps
>>221289674be quiet
top o the mornin to ya im gonna fucking get drunk and beat my wife for ireland
>>221289687glub glub glub
*does a wee leprechaun jig*
Only swarthy birds are sexy
>>221289674
erm sex
>>221289704so this is /brit/
>>221289708>tattoono thanks
were in the building where they make us grow and im frightened by the liquid engineers, like you
With the death of Ayatollah Khamenei, being unable to continue his legacy of "nothing ever happens" in response to Israeli missiles, Keir Starmer is my new avatar for nothing happening. Everyone in the media is getting giddy about Starmer resigning after these local elections defeats but I know Keir better by now. That nigga is staying on all the way no matter what. The man is absolutely committed to nothing happening in UK politics
>>221289704
>um ackshually agriculture is bad how about suck my fucking cock and live in the woods eating berries then this argument has been brought to you by schizophrenia
>>221289708dont find this wench attractive
>>221289662People have pissed on it. It’s only tourists who kiss it, clowns
Imma troon out with my big ape shoulders and receeding hairline for a laugh
Y’all ever try one of those sprite cranberries?
>>221289758no
>>221289755trip on sacked tranny
the people who pull up next to you in a mostly empty car park to sit and eat in their car are the most vile people on earth
>>221289704:)
read up on scientology yesterday. wild stuff. how is this allowed?
Those ginger nut biscuits are calling me
kek those bars must be there for a reason i imagine old sèàmus o'shàughnèsséy got the horn on one night after 10 pints of guinness and went to fuck the stone and fell to his death
>>221289766get them raped and set on fire
>>221289773it's nicetom cruise likes it
>>221289780Sir Barney Stone
Tom poos
another pandemic would be decent craic I reckon
>>221289780If you kiss that thing you’re mentally retarded. But American and English people come in their droves every year
>>221289821jaysus tis like another famine altogether
nah bro what is this
don't share lana del rey songs with your boyfriend there's no point
>>221289845thanks for the advice but i don't think i'll be needing it
>>221289845I only know Young and Beautiful, which I likewhat are some other essential delreycore songs I should listen to understand the minds of women?
>>221289758Don't you mean lemonade cranberry?
they call me sonic
>>221289857that's ok>>221289865dunno I can only speak for myselfyou should watch tropico though
benedict wong is pretty good
>>221289708>ugly hair>nose piercing>tattoos>gamergirli bet her father wasn't in her life
>>221289892whats going on with washington and oregon
>>221289892love ocean water with lime
>sir benedict the third, would you please inquire?>inquire towards what, good sir?>chicken buttocks!>oh ho ho! you rapscallion
>>221289910silly post
>>221289892Whiteness map
>>221289910her bf looks like an addictshould have been me tho
>>221289911bad stuff
Just the 800 calories and it’s not even 7am
>>221289907facts
>>221289921American bvll You could never compete
>>221289915Why’s that yank wearing a bowler hat?
>>221289921entire pic looks AI
Sorry mate the jeans and flannel american gets the alt girl gf
>>221289944the midwesterner will inherit the world
sam from game of thrones
don't like "alt" girls
>>221289942taken from her instaI think they have AI post processing features though I don't know for sure as I don't use instagram as I'm not a normoid
most efficient burger route if you include hawaii you could fly out from new mexico and get your return flight to wisconsin maybe
actually thats clearly not the most efficient route
>>221289979v good post
>>221289979um does it consider natural geography and topography such as rivers and mountains? feel like there may be a significant Rocky Mountains traverse in there
stop being obsessed with us. i want more bong discussion
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