hello lads, let's all have a nice thread

pining for a trip to Lacock in Wiltshire

much prefer late night /brit/ when all the mentalists are up instead of this politics chat

>>221293232
BWC coded

it thursday and it 20x lush all the way

Me? Huge lad, previous big shagger and now large homeowner. My vote? Reform, of course

Mayo skins

>>221293183
I'm not disingenuous though, because the right factually is the side which serves the interests of the wealthy

>>221293190
I think the current understanding is that modern humans started in Africa, and we're all descended from that population

3x leftypol 2x rorke

>>221293252
sc

>>221293251
gp

>>221293262
hero

>>221293262
the so-called aussie ‘shagger’

Black Pussy CHANGED Rorke

While others talk, we are delivering for you.

Back a better future for your local community.

Today, vote Labour.

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2013
what a year

>>221293281
Not me

>>221293288
You brown?

Beautiful, feminine, traditional, elegant Japanese women

OH hes triggered today lmfao! He’s typing furiously

Literally the only election of any importance today is the one going on in Great Yarmouth

If GYF/Restore break through the white pilling will be unprecedented

>>221293267
Being anti immigration doesnt serve the wealthy though. You serve them

>>221293305
I ain't not icky mayo skin I'll tell you that much

Dame Alysa Liu

pretending to be brown on /brit/ at 10:30 am on a thursday x5

ToT

>>221293317
granted for outstanding services to my minuscule willy

>>221293288
Mayonnaise is yellow though unless youre a povvo runt thats only seen prepackaged Mayonnaise from helmans or at kebab shop

Morning lads, morning nathan (LOL)

anyone got the picture of the capybara who has a hurt tummy but is being very brave

>>221293339
he's pretending to be black on 4chan on a week day. he was raised on frozen processed runtslop.

>>221293314
>It doesn't serve the wealthy to scapegoat brown people so that the plebs will forget about taxing the rich
It's not a coincidence that the leaders of the right are far, far wealthier than the leaders of the left

pretending to be brown on /brit/ at 10am on a thursday x6
baited no one award

For me it is abandoned malls (that's what they call them in yankland and the videos are mainly all in america)
Just have insane aura

>>221293358
Mayo skin LOL

>>221293358
>>221293365
it’s the same freak as always, the Belgium flag turbo loser that lives here. He’s especially wound up this morning because reform voting is dominating the chat

Pajeeta begging to have a go on Rorke's ivory baton

mayo is the best condiment

what's punk

Lidl giving out "free" vegetable coupons to quieten the masses....

i made homemade mayo and it was mayo coloured not yellow

>>221293361
In the UK? Not true unless you're going to claim the conservatives are right wing

my evil rapist aura terrifies those in my presence

When ready
>>221293364

>>221293425
that's just yo BO gang

spaino thinks trolling people is being drawn into a long back and forth where he doesnt bait or upset anyone. great use of free will fella.

jameela jamil
corr

Thinking about offering my grandad assistance to pass away. Poor old fella is 93 and in a bad way. He has been ready to die for years but I think he actually wants to die now. Not sure how to do it, probably just painkillers. No need for a face pillow.

shaking my cracker booty

Just seen 4 muscle bound gods heading to the polling station wow reform has brought everyone out today

>>221293434
How do you know its him
There are loads of mindraped cuck schizos on this board and general

>>221293437
fantastic idea to publicly announce that

is it like council election or what idk

>>221293437
one of the odder GCHQ baitposts I've seen

>>221293361
>People who follow an ideology that pushes for overcoming, hard work and transcendence are richer than those who's ideas push slave morality and pity
Woah... who could imagine

johnny walker
what am i sipping fuckin johnny walker

>>221293420
>The pro-worker, pro-union Conservatives
Lmao

>>221293447
fair point i guess but he has a history of doing sad shit like that.

>>221293464
You an alcoholic lad?

>>221293418
coping brownboi
your parents call you beta GEEEEEG

Had a girl drink pee out my knob like a baby on a nipple. Was mental

in the war room
sipping johnny walker

Right, that does it, I'm not watching WWE any more. Will be watching AEW going forward.

>>221293465
So if youre not left youre right. Direction brained idiot

weird how few images are posted in brit threads

>>221293480
Weren't you going to kill yourself? Have you given up on that

>>221293461
>People who inherited obnoxious amounts of wealth push an ideology that claims they simply overcame things and worked hard
Woah... who could imagine
>>221293486
I mean you're trying to talk about a topic that you don't understand the slightest thing about, so if either of us is an idiot then it's you

>>221293480
your knobs like a nipple?

launching ballistic missiles towards rorke hq

>>221293477
how did you get baited by that you actual spastic

I'm just saying, like I'm not accusing anybody of anything, but I'm just saying, that David Attenborough probably knew about the noncery.

>>221293485
Same, lad. But doesn't look like the anarchy in the arena match is happening with Marina Shafir and another woman being bloodied so might not be great

Nathan’s school bully putting a big fat tick next to reform today

>>221293510
Same lad. Yes

nick grimshaw has an evil energy

>>221293501
there's been rumours for ages that attenborough is a wrongun, imagine it will all come out when he dies

>>221293507
didn’t someone edit moni into this once?

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What’s wrong with this picture?

>>221293521
Listen here you cunt, lad. I've been watching AEW a lot fucking longer than the other lad, lad.

>>221293531
Are dave is one of the purest souls in this world lad he'd never hurt a fly
All of those gorilla and monkey researchers though, absolute wronguns

who tf is nathan

Liu wang waiting patiently to receive Rorke's ivory colonial rod

>>221293538
wife's nipple protruding, very disrespectful

going to a nice restaurant with mumsy and daddums

>>221293494
Genuine question and I'm not being facetious here. Why do you want the losers and lower caste of society running the country instead of the aristocratic elite? Where's the virtue in that?

>>221293454
It's just a thought and thinking out loud isn't illegal. I'd have done it already if he asked, but every time he has been in a bad way for the last 5-10 years he bounces back and he hasn't asked. But it could be a case of he doesn't know if he can ask, because it would be a big ask. And I don't know how to offer because I love him and will miss him when he dies. It's just hard to watch him suffer. The indignities of his day to day life isn't something ill want to live through. If i'm alive at 80 ill off myself. The negatives of his life vastly outweighs the positives. I only want to offer him mercy and i'll grieve for him.

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Green girls

always weird when you see a clip of some nature documentary but it's the USA version so instead of David Attenborough it's narrated by Flo Rida or Tom Hanks or whatever

>>221293548
the most raped among us

saw a good post about how the way the UK is ran is dictated by the mental damage that the british elite experienced when they were all nonced gayly by their upperclassmen in private schools
really did make me think

>>221293567
kill all middle class people

>>221293567
>elsa
hmmm

among us mentioned

Voting? No!
In bed. Farting.

>>221293567
all severely mentally ill

>>221293567
god imagine having to wear shit like that

mumowitz and dadman spend pretty much every evening sat together drinking wine and getting pissed while watching youtube. wonder if that's indicative of a healthy relationship if not a healthy liver

puh pu puh poker face

>>221293538
Got no hijab on innit

>>221293567
Nothing Zack Polanski has ever said is compelling
He just mouths the same platitudes we've heard over and over before

>>221293567
>single losers who cant find a partner vote green, people in couples don't
>lives to annoy rich dad
>braindead social media addict
>vaginabrained

SpongeBob big guy pants Okay

>>221293567
Would not
Would not
Absolutely would
Would after 4 pints

got the christmas music on

this is it then
my day to day life
fascinating

>>221293156
>Ultimately descended from early humans who migrated from Africa.
If your claim is they're "immigrants" because all humans originate from Africa(New evidence is challenging this, not even talking about the fact humans intermixed with different species) then everyone in the world is an "immigrant" by your definition besides the Khoisan
>They migrated to the British Isles from continental Europe.
The Western European Hunter-Gatherers were the first people to inhabit the British Isles and are descended from the earlier European Early Modern Humans they were then largely displaced by the Neolithic Farmers(New evidence has challenged this with new genetic evidence showing that in parts of northwestern Europe like Belgium, Netherlands amongst other places that Male Hunter-Gatherers extensively mixed with female Neolithic farmers who taught them farming and there was not a wholesale demographic replacement by male Neolithic farmers of Western Hunter-Gatherers) who then themselves were largely displaced by Indo-Europeans which the Brythonic, Gaelic and Pictish people largely descend from although they still have sizeable ancestry from the Neolithic farmers and from the Western European Hunter-Gatherers, so they are indeed native, unless you're saying that you need a certain % of native ancestry to be native? Which is entirely subjective and you would also apply to the millions of "natives" around the world who themselves are admixed
>"Immigrant" means someone who has moved into a place:
No it doesn't, your own definition says "A non-native person who comes to a country from another country to permanently settle there" we are talking about things before nations even existed so the concept of an "immigrant" does not exist and cannot apply to them
>Anglo-Saxons were immigrants who migrated from continental Europe to the British Isles.
See above, nation states did not exist, the correct term is a settler, same reason we don't call European colonists "immigrants"

Zack Polanski (Dave) definitely runs up the stairs on all fours

>>221293634
Great post

>>221293608
mine do a thing where they both get steaming and he will queue up random 80s songs on youtube while stepmum has to guess the song within the first 5 seconds

they do this for hours on end

>>221293567
>all my friends do it so i will too
>i hate my dad this will show him!
>tiktok propaganda works on me!
>the leader!
Jesus christ what were they going for here?

polanski is literally too ugly and untrustworthy looking to win
clavicular speaks about this

>>221293632
>Absolutely would
uhh mate…

if monkeys are like humans does it mean some of them would find poo funny

datingapp toil urge rising

im a world historical nigga

Nigga just wrote an essay in response to a bait post

>>221293666
She's fit, satan

>>221293492
Yeah decided against it, realised it’s not that serious

>>221293608
>>221293657
cute

>>221293658
Women are easily influenced when it comes to politics. They are attempting to pressure women to vote Green.

Shagged a few of those typical green voting sort of women myself back in the day. They go crazy for big strong right wing cock aslong as no one finds out about it

>>221293692
Good to hear x x hope your recovery is stable
Just wish you would stop posting in our thread :)

do this thing with my gf where she comes home from work and i talk to her for 10 minutes then ignore her for hours

>>221293692
could you not play with our feelings like that mate a lot of us were worried

i don't fuck wit niggas who think they're broads

>>221293688
>She
…

David Attenborough is evil

do this thing with my cock where i rub it until gunk comes out

>>221293666
if she can vote she can shag

>>221293557
Maybe we should have leaders who make sure that the people in the most challenging positions have help. E.g. people who are homeless, or who have terrible health conditions. The "aristocratic elite" would gladly let vulnerable people die, as long as it meant lower taxes on the extreme wealth of the elite.

>>221293716
rofl

i fletch broads in entrana

they should serve soup in a gravy mug that way you can just tip the soup into your mouth I think that's a good idea

>you can already do that with a bowl
yes however the shallow curve of a bowl's circumference means that the soup gets all over the corner of your lips meaning the corners of my, I mean your lips are all orange and tomato-y which is avoided with the gravy jug

>>221293567
Could not say it better than our friend here >>221293632

>>221293710
Not stable, went through days of mania, drunk driving, got a new tattoo I hate, ruined some friendships. I will not stop posting in OUR thread <3

>>221293650
Anglo-Saxons are immigrants to the British Isles. They migrated from continental Europe.

>>221293719
he is a selfish cunt and is dead to me

>>221293567
hannah rasheed, rubes beveridge, elsa bradley, ziedy higham

been waking up at 6am and its fucking me up big time cant do anything all day then im too tired
neet life is hard

>>221293747
You feltch fellas in port sarim

nobody:
leftypol:
rorke turned into a hoi4 unit: angetreten!

>>221293538
He should be walking on her other side. Protects her from the road and splashes and such

It’s always the absolute wrongens who manage to hypnotise the women vote too, Corbyn was a serial nonce back in the day and Dave Polanski is a literal sex pest

dmx was of my favourite blacks i liked when he would bark like a dog

>tattoo
lmaooooo
bet it’s some ‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ type shit

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I hate tattoos.

>>221293764
gay cunt sounding like a hormonal woman sort yourself out whats next gonna do a britney and shave your head ya big poof

>>221293790
that’s antisemitic dross rorke and you know it

>>221293804
Have shaved my head before, it’s not that big of a deal. Not sure why your masculinity challenged by a man having mental health mate

Rorke STUNS at the Met Gala

>>221293790
I love women but the older I get the more I realise they need to have a husband or father take care of them

wonder if it's true that yanks don't bother engaging the handbrake when they park their yankmobiles

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>>221293768
From your own source, there was no such thing as a "country" when the Anglo-Saxons settled the British Isles, they therefore can not be immigrants

>>221293813
Cor look at that, the absolute best of us have turned out in droves for starmer. Look at all those good looking humans

get the foids tied to bricks and thrown in the ocean

very womanly reply, that

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white women bruh

>>221293801
Thats a FAT bruise

>>221293813
You wonder what goes on inside the minds of these unpaid audience simps. Like imagine wanting to attend such an event. It's understandable if your'e a paid actor but imagine doing it for free, getting excited when big Kier does his walk in. What do they think is going to happen? He's going to notice them? Absolute specimens.

>>221293776
s

>>221293794
i get big narcissist vibes from him. properly in love with himself

>>221293837
you don't even leave the house lmfao

>>221293801
Small or inconspicuous tattoos can be cute or even sexy, but stuff like this where you just scribble all over your arms with random quotes and drawings is childish and stupid

>>221293801
I don't mind some tasteful ones but when she looks like a school exam desk it's a bit silly.

>>221293835
Done that little freak

>>221293852
bitch named jisoo the fuck is that jisoo aw hell nah

>>221293801
crack heads also get tats like this

>>221293862
I have a girlfriend and a good group of mates you’re @ing the wrong person my little matey

I would enjoy mating with Sabrina Carpenter.

>>221293801
anyone know what happened to her bottom?

>>221293859
Why shouldn’t I love myself? It seems like the logical thing to do.

clare balding could fucking get it

>>221293794
>>221293859
why are brits so miserable and repressed? i quite enjoy the mentally ill kiwi's escapades
would you rather the thread just be r9k spastics mumbling to themselves about spainfreak and seasidemark for 15 hours

>>221293863
>>221293864
>only X tattoos are bad
>some are OK

No, you're mistaken. They are ALL bad. Even the most well done tattoo is bad and makes its recipient worse off and uglier for having it. There will be no concessions in this matter.

>>221293820
positive vibes only get the cock wanked the beers consumed the fat women shagged

told my gf she needs to book the house viewings for the weekend this week and she’s doing it with mixed results. This time last week I already had 4 booked and ready to go for Saturday. Why do they need so much help

>>221293898
sorry mate, didnt realise you were in charge around here. i'll be sure to post in whatever way you want.
shut up dickhead lol

>>221293897
even if she weren't munted, which she is, she has the personality of Alan Partridge.

>>221293567
Enslave women

>>221293898
um did you not notice my lmao? i’m having fun

>>221293889
she likes a good hard spanking

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>>221293768
You also fail to address the fact that Anglo-Saxons admixed with people who are descended from the very first humans to inhabit the British Isles, you are subjectively deciding who is an "immigrant", there are people in Britain to this day who are descendants of Cheddar Man for example, I myself am related to Cheddar Man

Do you also consider the Amerindians to not be natives since they are admixed? What about Abos in Australia? Or the Inuit in Canada?

this close to revolting on the aussie posters

>>221293914
yeah sorry mate she’s a bit preoccupied atm hehe
*scampers off*

>>221293900
can tell you've never felt vaginal walls from your typing cadence alone

quite often see norms showing one another their new tattoos at work, it's a big thing among the deanos and deanettes

heard they're bringing back the rape tunnel and rorke's getting put in it

>>221293933
Stop arguing with Emmet mate it's a pointless battle he is never going to concede a single point

>>221293914
estate agents subconsciously dont take women buyers seriously. women estate agents especially.

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i like tribal tattoos

>>221293914
When you realise women operate with a child's mind, everything they do makes sense

job's done

Currently dating a woman who is engaged, feel really weird about it as I don’t want her fiancé to cave my head in but he hasn’t found out

rape list: rorke

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>>221293916

>>221293957
you are a piece of shit and a coward

>>221293898
*leaps on you and start rape attacking you*

>>221293938
been keeping them in check all morning mate dw

>>221293954
mad how these arrogant niggas still slaughter whales to eat purely for cultural reasons when they really dont need to. their ancestors did it just to survive.

Had a bit of an issue with snoring but since I started doing jaw, mouth and throat exercises I've seen an almost instant reduction

Can breathe better generally and all, would recommend

>>221293957
One of my uni mates is currently shagging a bird about 10 years older than him who's got a husband and kid
The husband is FIFO so there's basically no chance of him finding out but the kid has already started calling him dad
Reckon he's going to get stabbed or have a very heavy object dropped on him if this continues

>>221293889
Paintball probably. Or airsoft. You ever watch any of those shorts with ghillie suited airsoft guys? God I love youtube shorts. Imagine never seeing those, you'd be so out of touch

>>221293975
Lager man myself, I’ll drink whatever gets me drunk but ipa is wanky. Love an ice cold export gold

>>221293984
Go on then. What are the exercises?

>>221293954
maori face tats are cool

remember obama
uhh let me be clear
kenyan ass nigga
african ass nigga

When was the last time you lads had sex then

>>221293987
>but the kid has already started calling him dad
nigga
the husband is going to kill his entire family
get your retarded ass friend out of there

>>221293491
200+ posts and only 18 images
odd innit

>>221294011
n/a

>>221294011
12 hours ago haha :P

nadiya hussein sex arse

>>221294011
september 2024

>>221294012
He's made his bed now he can lie in it
The kid is like 2-3 years old so he thinks the husband won't notice or think anything is up
I tried to convince him not to do it but he's been fucking her for almost six months now

imagine your at the altar on your wedding day and the priest goes
>she

>>221294011
*awkwardly coughs and pretends not to have heard your question*

Love the feeling of vagina walls snug on my phimosis laden willy.

>>221294011
August 22nd 2019

>>221294011
this monday (creampie)

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get the nurses on tiktok

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catberg

My partner

Get the southern cross tattoo done

>>221294036
holy grimoli

>>221294019
the greatest minds are in /brit/ sorting out all the worlds problems while esl generals are busy spamming anime pedophile images

>>221294055
alright cowboy

my shartner

>>221294054
love these creatures did you know they smell like POPCORN!

>>221294048
thought the thing on the left was a big log of doner meat

>>221294040
kek

>>221294054
that thing is not human bro

>>221293999
https://youtu.be/2nq8YjWIIUI
Skip to 11:30 if you want the cliff notes

>>221294092
these tiktok memes dont work here lad.

they're adding rorke to gta 6

>>221294092
um

Do you guys all have new captchas?

You ever poop your pants?

>>221294092
scream

>>221294011
It's going to be a year in a few weeks

>>221294065
He's always had a thing for older women but before he only went after divorced ones which was relatively safe
This time however he has gone too far

how do you manage to get to 20+ without having sex? Our women are notoriously easy.. not trying to stoke tensions genuinely curious

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you ever notice right that even if the car has plenty petrol left in it, it always drives better with a full tank? Like you could have 1/3 of a tank left, pull in, fill up, and then it would drive away smooth as butter, feels noticeably different to how it was driving mere seconds ago.

what's up with that? I thought it was just like a big tank that fills up with liquid and then there's a tube that carries that petrol to the engine. So why does the engine / car work better with a full tank? Is the old petrol in the tank going bad i.e a full tank works better because it's fresher?

>>221294011
never cos I'm a slug type incellious creature

get the gay porn empire established

last time i felt happy was in sixth form in 2021

>>221294101
don’t call it a comeback

>>221294011
been a month
havent been in a relationship in like 4 years thoughever

drinking tea

>>221294100
we got the /brit/ bureaucrat over here :skull:

>>221294129
Weight distribution, car rides better when more balanced

>sixth form in 2021
im ancient

You’re all very funny. You must be popular irl

lots of cockpong today

hourly aussiemong melty

>>221294126
uh by being an autistic freakazoid DUH!

>happy
genuinely grow up

>>221294126
timid neek that didn't go to university or leave home
>t. timid neek that didn't go to university or leave home

Rorke flat out on the flake putting blisters in the lino

Having a wank right now, it feels so good bros ughhhh mmmhmmm ahhhh god damn! Fuck yeah

>>221294169
weed smoking is really unbecoming of women

that said, I would suck her toes

mad how I literally don't enjoy having mates so this is my only outlet because it's anonymous and none of you lads know who I am

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ELLO /BRIT/ IT'S ME YUNGBLUD

>>221294157
>cockpong
completed it mate

trying to hide all the mold around my window before my landlord comes to inspect tomorrow it’s fucking well difficult

chatgpts down so i cant figure out what impact black pussy had on rorke, horrible day

>>221294193
ktim

>>221294193
I know who a few people here are. They do not know they’ve been rumbled however

>>221294187
imagine your grandma naked

a lot of try hard unfunny freaks here today

>>221294193
simmer down nathan

>>221294126
autistic, left education after year 11, never had a job

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>>221294202

Voted for the Green Party in my town election, didn’t know who the candidate even was so I looked her up when I got home and she’s trans. Omds.

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I need to sniff Emma Watson's pooey farts.

>>221294201
just get a bottle of the cillit bang black mould remover from the supermarket, it does work. You spray it on, leave it, then wipe away the mold.

>>221294201
You can get this mold spray to clean it up

>>221294226
fell for it again award

mould bang clit remover

horseshit witticisms at the ready!

huffing cillit bang til i see demons

>>221294230
>>221294231
Yeah but the actual paint/wallpaper is fucked up too because of it

>>221294226
s

>>221294211
I know one lad that was posting Bradley Walsh on Twitter. He doesn't know I know but it changed how I look at him forever.

BANG and the rorke is gone

>>221294224
>Quentin Scobie
SCREAMING and TRUMPING and BURPING

Do i go vote now or not. No restore candidates in my area

irish niggas be like yeah my name's Ailbhe