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15 years a wageslave

‘OMELANDER

>>221294329
lovely fuckable arm

>TOWIE legend Jake Hall dies aged 35 after 'walking into glass door' during Majorca villa party
We at /brit/ say R.I.P.

I don’t know how to sand and prime I’m so fucked kill me

laughing at 4chan is a cumulative thing for me
one post makes me smile, then I start chuckling at something else then by the end of the thread I’m cracking up at almost everything
total gibberish funny innit

>>221294340
Weird how this keeps happening and all the workers are white and the criminals are...

Quentin scobie it’s time we had a chat

>>221294354
ughie mate.... i know we dont always get along... but we bloody gorra get omelandah

sup scobie

>>221294359
soul

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>>221294380
oi

Playing Horizon Forbidden West.
Not enjoying it.
Planning on a wank to the player character though, might make it more bearable.
Don't remember her being such an insufferable bint in the first one though.

>>221294359
the beige biomass

>This article contends that black feminist conceptions of ‘pussy power’ have prematurely foreclosed an examination of both pussy and its powers, thereby missing the erotic potential inherent in a ‘pussy power’ that is distinctly black – what I term black pussy power.

who is quentin

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>>221294340
Incoming leftypol responses saying it's not worth it to protect billion pound companies

>>221294380
>>221294391
Poo scrimbling

>>221294374
ktim literally ktim
was really giggling at sup scobie by the end of the thread

that's me woives son

>>221294340
Just not worth it to protect billion pound companies

>>221294400
rorke, spaino

>>221294340
Bad news for callum of callums corner

>>221294405
so this is the Rorke poster, makes sense

leftypol unconsciously tensing up after a black fella gets on the same bus as him
rorke... well we know all about rorkes proclivities

i lowkey used to get boners over danisnotonfire

>A SCOBY (Symbiotic Culture of Bacteria and Yeast) is a rubbery, cellulose-based mat used to ferment sweet tea into kombucha. It houses microorganisms that convert sugar into acids and alcohol, creating a tangy, probiotic beverage. SCOBYs grow a "baby" layer with each batch and can be maintained indefinitely in a "hotel".

sup mouldie

Stop making me laugh!! xD

rorkes mum: i don't know what's gotten into you. you're always out late, and when you're home all i can hear is that horrible music coming from your room. you don't even go to your classes at college anymore, it's like you're a different person. what's happened?
rorke: black puthy

>>221294451
Shall not be clicking this though it triggers my autism not to

You're from Sainsbury's aren't you?
You're from Sainsbury's.
I've seen you before.
You're from Sainsbury's.
I've seen you before, you're from Sainsbury's!

>>221294374
like a youtube poop in real time

anyone brave to enough to follow the link then?

>>221294409
PSCIANF

>>221294451
post your penis again fares
do it for the lads

>>221294451
Absolutely no chance

Leftypol flat out on flake putting blisters in the lino

i am full egyptian R1B

Bradley Walsh taking a dump making all his funny faces

>>221294460
s

>>221294485
screaming

Sir Egypt Bot

>>221294359
>3rd pic down
Real life version of Neil pulling that OAP in the inbetweeners movie except this guy will wake up filled with horror and regret

haven't slept yet

but who will rorke the rorkemen?

>>221294511
my theory that women are KNACKERED at 25 once again proven

You think you're special 'cause you're scrappy?

>>221294511
ok but how does it get this bad though

>>221294340
>"The shoplifter was a repeat offender who regularly targeted the Sainsbury’s store in West Wickham, and had built up a reputation locally for pinching high-end bottles of Moët, Bollinger and Veuve Clicquot."
Holy fucking BASED!
>"Gary insists that he simply “can’t let it go” when he sees someone breaking the law"
So go be a cop then, dickhead. Instead of escalating the situation and putting your colleagues and members of the public in danger so you can pretend to be Billy Bigballs, then cry when the consequences happen.
Twat.

>>221294521
ever?

Can hear the unemployed gf in bed snoring. She stopped about 10 minutes ago so I thought she was going to get up but no.

>>221294538
Why did I click this I knew what it was going to be

So I picked up HAM radio

Seems good for when a hurricane comes through, got the NOAA channel saved, got a little boofwang but I want a yaesu ft60

>>221294529
DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH

>>221294542
Nice one leftypol x fuck society we're all just heckin individuals

>>221294546
get her shagged ASAP. If you teach her that sleeping in = a brutal shagging she might decide to find work

>>221294549
are there chicken radios too haha

>>221294542
demented freak so you are

im a sigma male

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>>221294546
do a shit in her pants so she thinks she's shit the bed

Lads, gf just texted, thinks she did pretty badly in the job interview. We're fucked. Shan't be popping no shloer bottles this week.

>>221294567
Good advice this, would be inclined to follow up on it

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Lockdown imminent

egyptborg3000 running absolute rings around you slugs

>>221294534
sunbeds

>>221294593
Thought it was you ironing your shirts and having a job interview

>>221294567
I don’t fancy it at the mo, not feeling very horny x

>>221294538
good lad

>every single toilfu is either wfh tomorrow on leave

Right then, lads. Cans later? Yeah? Hungover hometoil feeling like a miserable fucking cunt tomrrow? Then the BIG cans? Then the BIG cans again on the Saturday?

Sounds like a plan. Pity Cromwell didn't have this plan.

>>221294542
>and putting your colleagues and members of the public in danger
Lol what?

need to start having sex with older women before my youth fades

>>221294601
GET
BOOSTED
NOW

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>>221294591
obscure star wars prequel background character who appears in that galactic senate room with all the pod platform things

>>221294599
sun damage doing critical hits on this bitch holy shit

>>221294643
fucking scriimscherrping

Glup Shitto will return in the Mandalorian 2

>>221294631
probably all hiding from your weird ass

>>221294634
Black people are unpredictable and dangerous

>>221294567
>= a brutal shagging
Don't think anon the 30 second hero is capable of that

not unemployed am i dad if im doing captchas all day long

need to go to the shops to restock my weekly supply of biscuits. any recs?

>>221294637
still regret not getting myself molested by the fit female teachers in school. i should've tried harder

>>221294511
yet she has had her teeth done and dyes her hair...

>>221294601
Not going to happen, it's far too deadly to spread like covid did. COVID is highly transmissible and not very deadly so most people who caught it survived and passed it on to others. Hantavirus kills and becomes obvious very quickly so it's easier to isolate patients and will prevent wide spread of an outbreak

>>221294656
I see the yankcunt is alive, lad

>>221294601
wahey now i have an excuse to avoid getting a job

>>221294657
It was unironically probably a white druggy
They're extremely predictable and will give up immediately just to avoid going to prison where they can't get their fix

>>221294658
this post exudes disturbing amounts of female energy

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the watch

>>221294680
choco liebeniz

uncs really be going to bed and bumping they head

>>221294599
liar, she has had work done. veneers and hair dye.

>>221294687
can incubate for weeks before showing symptoms actually rorke

wheres mousey been lately

>>221294687
scream imagine writing this shite when the simple answer is lockdowns dont work and are bullshit
dont need any "argument" about virus types

>>221294697
Yeah all you need to do is start videoing them and they will run away 90% of the time

>>221294711
could be the move

Most nonce hunters are nonces themselves I reckon. I definitely get ‘methinks thou doth protest too much’ vibes from them. Probably have glowing hard drives.

>>221294711
you know ball

>BBC News just removed their ‘Cheadle’ tab
it’s finally over?

>>221294735
Nah they're just violent noggers who are desperate for an excuse to bully and abuse people. Same with loss prevention officers.

>>221294735
i reckon some of them that larp as children online to catch people get some sick enjoyment out of it

>>221294601
lockdowns were comfy af, can't wait

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>>221294721
oh, you know...

having a glass of milk to flex on them chinky eyed fellas of whom most are lactose intolerant

i imagine most of you went to grammar school

horrible what they did to rolf harris

just been signed to a pretty big basketball team here in adelaide so i wont be able to post as much

that hantavirus is scary stuff aye

>>221294774
£15k a year private school actually but I was on scholarship so parentbergs paid only £10k a year

been southampton but i've never been to scunthorpe

>>221294697
Prison famously drug free

so the precedent is set now that the entire world is going to shit a brick and shut down the economy for months and use it as an excuse to import infinity indians every time a little sniffle is going around

>>221294800
bet they’re glad they wasted their money on you

>>221294793
wish i looked like this ngl

>>221294774
ive done CoE, comp, private, and grammar school.
grammar school was the best

Rorke’s mam getting a sore throat and calling 111 saying she’s got the Hantavirus

>>221294796
will be at every single game with binoculars meticulously tracking every single player until i find you irl and bum you to death

i just went to the school near to my house

>>221294798
I don't know anything about it. Literally nothing.

Will that stop me posting as if I'm an expert on the matter? No.

>>221294766
This is what 4chan used to be about

>>221294793
rorke
>>221294807
leftypol

>>221294817
Parents loving their children is an alien concept to you. So mindbroken you can only see it terms of numbers and profit

miss when pandemics were funny and everyone thought ebola was going to turn us to zombies

Name one thing invented by the Irish that improved the world

>>221294837
ktim

what are haplogroups and what does it mean if i share the same haplogroup with someone

>>221294841
done that little boffin

>>221294722
kek rorke

>>221294812
we were already importing indians, as were you, prior to this latest coof

>>221294841
and yet here you are, a miserable failure after all

hantavirus will just be a nothingburger like monkeypox was

>>221294859
no idea sorry

neighbour of mine always on some coughing fit. do some dusting you dirty bitch

For every 9 Eliot Rodger Hapa sons you get one Keanu Reeves Hapa son.

>>221294870
australia and the uk were majority white before chinky flu and now we're both 50% white at best

I stayed travelling during the first lockdown and had some once in a lifetime experiences enjoying the world while it was empty with a small crew. I don't think I'll be able to do that again if there's another lockdown because so many people feel wronged by COVID, they will make a point of ignoring the next one.

africa has the most aesthetic shape of all continents. it's just so distinct. the others are just like blobs of land. maybe except for south america, but only because it looks like deformed africa

>>221294857
whisjky

>>221294885
She’s just smoking that kush g x

obla dee obla da life goes on, braah
screaming how my life goes on

demons take over my body and make me fart on the produce at woolies

>>221294817
Nah they think it was a pretty good deal considering the sisterbergs went to £18k a year schools with no scholarships lol so they paid about 2/3rds more for each of them than with me

>>221294859
every now and again a male gets some genetic mutation that you can track in his male descendants
if you share the same haplogroup with someone then you have the same patrilineage as them going back usually thousands of years depending on how specific it is
basically you both have great great grannies raped by the same chad

>>221294879
But with a supportive ans loving family. Wish you could have that too mate x

>>221294892
nah we've been doors open for the whole of africa since breggzit

end of the day that's what my 90 year old nan voted for when she voted to leave the EU, the mass importation of coal black africans from the deepest congo.

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>>221294391
i think everybody saw the "twist" coming from a furlong away, but why did they make soldier boy a snivelling pussy this season?

FOY division

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>>221294895
simply not true though is it

>>221294921
Jewish writers love subversion

>>221294915
I have that and more, a loving and supportive gf and friends to boot. I’m so sorry mate

>>221294921
i dropped it at the start of s4

>>221294921
Wait until you see the leaks for next episode

>>221294900
nah she has a hoarding problem and she is breathing in the rotting dust from her years worth of uncleaned boxes and trinkets that litter her house

>>221294929
scooby doo head ahh

rorke starring as the main character in gnomelander

>>221294883
covid was a nothingburger as well mate
they just realised that they couln'dt do it again for monkleypox cos it was only gay men who had it
ngl blm as nutter as they are are the people who like helped us break the first lockdown

>>221294891
Didn’t know Keanu was hapa, thought he was white. Biggest hapa chads imo are Henry Golding and Markiplier

>>221294910
so it means basically being of the same people as the person with your haplogroup?

>>221294921
haven't actually watched the show past like season 2 it's kikeslop

>>221294921
>Watching the boys
Oh dear oh dear. Did they sack off the guy that does the terrible cockney accent. And huey wasnt even scotch

>>221294929
vghhh

>>221294951
Keanu's Dad is Chinese, but he was 6 foot.

>>221294806
You don't get immediately thrown in prison if you're arrested you mug in cases like this you get put in a holding cell

>>221294937
Yet youre here and according to your implication that means youve fucked up and failed

Hol tight the haplogroup

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oi
uey

see the problem with monkeypox was all those curious cases of localised outbreaks of sores around the mouths and anuses of tween boys and dogs

we never did hear much more about the ol' monkeypox after those cases started to crop up. For the best I reckon. Probably nothing.

dunno who to vote for so I'm just gonna vote Tory for a laugh

>>221294943
hard to believe theres only 2 episodes left. they're just killing a bunch of characters off to wrap things up and it feels forced
>>221294938
>>221294958
it's been hit or miss but at least it's watchable compared to invincible
>>221294960
dont remember anybody having a cockney accent
>>221294933
they arent even doing it well though

>>221294960
love it when karl urbans kiwi accent tries to escape
he always says rubbush instead of rubbish

getting too old for this placd i reckon, just the same unfunny spastics posting unfunny shit youre all in that retard early 20s phase

>>221294975
Ok but you said prison. Be consistent x

>>221294955
it can imply that but its not necessary at all. its just that you have the same ancestor bloke on the male line. for example you could theoretically have the same haplogroup as some black african

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>older brits are more likely to fall for propaganda oh yeah shocker

>>221294929
you can make the shape of australia by holding your hands a certain way
i'd take a photo to demonstrate but i'd need 3 hands to take such a picture

>>221294992
someone makes this exact post every time we talk about monkeypox like its a brilliant original thought

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oi

>>221295000
im voting labour because theyre unironically the most rorke party available

>>221295007
>>221295009
It was so bad it made it unwatchable for me. Not that the show was great anyway

>>221295007
i hope you get drafted

>>221295032
and that's good is it?

They should make a /brit/ reservation and give us all homes next to each other

>>221295012
tell us a joke

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>>221295048
it is the sacred duty of every american man, woman, and child to die for israel

>>221295032
Kind of enjoyed the first series of this and it went downhill almost immediately.

>>221295018
The online propaganda is against them now x

>>221295032
grown men watch this drivel

my dad watches it

>>221295012
who are you trying to kid unk you’re not going anywhere

>>221295018
zoomers are manipulated by little cartoon soyjacks so on balance i dont think theyre much better

>>221295020
this is one of the ways you can tell you're dealing with a flesh golem. there's only 500,000,000 human souls in existence that get recycled

Want immigrants out but I'm also a committed antisemite so there is no party for me. I concede my vote.

hate my life hate working hate myself hate life

rupert lowenstein

Trying to play Baldur's Gate 3 with gfberg. She doesn't understand the concept of role-playing.
>darling I'm not saying that to you, my level 4 noble duergar throwbarian is...

aim high
vote lowe

>>221295095
DUP

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>>221295082

ill be voting for the magpie party

>>221295096
grow up

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>>221295118
I'm more grown up than you bet you don't even have a job

increasing my ssri dose a little for fun and its not good i can just sit here all day not doing a singel thing and not be bothered at all

>>221294774
no. my dad did. his dad did. but the grammar school was closed by the time i went to school.

>>221295113
Ok will quickly move to northern Ireland thanks for this relevant and helpful tip

just cannot fathom drinking this much and he does it seemingly on the daily
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/p7oxsZXVZGI

nearly choked to death on thin air and had a coughing fit after

>>221295158
posted it again award

>>221295134
im at work right now im just as miserable as you but you dont see me crying about it on 4chan

>>221295034
im holding my nose and voting reform because i have a personal grudge against the labour candidate.

my gf voted reform

>>221295196
My labour candidate lass knocked on my door the other day. Was tempted to say I'll vote for you if you come in and give me a blowie.

>>221295158
straight down the 'atch

luv-leeeeee

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>>221295196
you should hold your nose whenever youre around a reform candidate these days

tung tung tung tung diddy

>>221295218
you would have committed a crime and you'd have been done

>>221295168
i've never posted this before so that's you done

>>221295238
oh it was just a different poster who linked the exact same URL with a similar comment then was it

finna kill myself

>>221295095
How is Rupert Lowe pro isreal?

>>221295264
yeah it was. that's you done again

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oh my god you wont believe what happens next

>>221295274
concession accepted, reply either directly or indirectly if you agree

why did nobody tell me that sucking up and flattery are the only ways to move up in life

>>221295230
lmao i hate poos so much. the reform candidate where i live is a white woman with blue eyes. i dont like reform and don't usually vote for women. i only want to give the labour gimp a kicking and she is the most likely candidate to take his seat.

>>221295284
ur spitting straight facts desu

>>221295273
loooooooool
he doesn't know

any normal functioning man in

>>221295328
not me

>>221295328
here? fuck no

You lot have a comfort watch when you're ill? For me it's The Trip with Coogan and Brydon.

real dollhouse hours about to start

>>221295328
ktinm

i fucking stink like onions

craving lentils

>>221295343
every day after 12pm. like clockwork

>>221295273
Doesn't have a candidate here

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>>221295158
this nigga gonna get the DTs

>>221295353
man alive

some freak is playing the accordion in town

I'm obese and losing weight but decided to have a full blood check up to see what particular parts of me might be bad due to being obese for 5 years and all my readings were in the green.
Mental that.

>>221295328
obviously not or wouldn't be here

ah yes the ol "he wont name the jew therefore you shouldnt vote for him" FUD strategy its like im really back in 2016

>>221295158
He's an absolute welsh legend

Big up the Sandro

fart simpson

women with their tits and pussies out

hes here
like clockwork

>>221295422
nah poussies are grim keep em hidden

>>221295422
*invests*

I just vote for the candidate who is the most vocal about mass immigration and if they don't follow through on their promises then oh well.

>>221295440
only gay people say this

>>221295440
serial killer opinion

the man in the mirror cockmogs me

>>221295146
Yeah you should have done that years ago
Last place in this country worth living

tonight's kinography is big momma's house 2 (2006)

>>221295440
good post

>>221295451
>>221295458
im straight i just dont liek them
they are ugly af
and they dont feel nice with fingers either
never had me cock in one tho cos im an incel

>>221295469
its a grim shithole mate, the only place worth living still is Hampshire and its not even close

good night x

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being a woman must be lush. shag who you want whenever

>>221295500
how can you hate spagheti when you've never eaten it

I am genuinely a smart person who wasted their life due to mental illness, you don't have to believe me but it is the case. I'm currently trying to piece my life back together but it is hard (I have schizophrenia literally).
I was on my way to get a first and a position working at the uni I was attending prior to my meltdown.

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BREAKING

I was an alcoholic for 20 years.. and I'd have struggled with that! I'd definitely have looked worse than you.. Such composure.. I'd have been covered in my own chunder.. tiny nob out.. screaming like sloth.. I tip my hat good sir

>>221295367
Weirdly low quality image. Apparently Rupert said that in 2024 when he was in reform

The joke is he's threatening political violence

>>221293835
From the same source:
>A plant or animal that establishes itself in an area where it previously did not exist.
Humans are animals, so my usage is correct.

>>221293933
>You also fail to address the fact that Anglo-Saxons admixed with people who are descended from the very first humans to inhabit the British Isles
Who the fuck cares? Black immigrants to the UK have children with white Brits, but virgins like you are against that.
>you are subjectively deciding who is an "immigrant"
That's what you are doing. You're saying "people I like are not immigrants, but people I don't like are immigrants". What I'm saying is that EVERYONE in the British Isles is an immigrant, or descended from immigrants, because humans started in Africa.

>>221295525
Mental how she adopted two African children who trooned out. She comes across as an actual evil person.

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>>221295525
Men and women experience different realities. What a lot of men fail to grasp is that even the plain Jane lass who you think is a shy wallflower waiting for you to muster the courage to ask her out actually has a little black book with a list of names as long as your arm.

>>221295537
how can you hate shite when you've never eaten it
incredibly low iq post
>>221295538
holy cope (actually proven that higher iqs less likelyt o have schizophrenia, they can just turn it off baby)

>>221295550
It’s low quality because it had a bunch of other politicians and I cropped it.
Don’t know why when he said it is relevant?

>>221295525
That 26 year old man's name? Me.

>>221295353
rarl perchais

>>221295552
Nothing says Cinco de Mayo like wanking to a Wasian bint.

don't do that

>>221295552
Mad that cinco de mayo isnt even independence or anything its just a battle where like 200people died. Cartels kill more every year

>>221295569
My IQ was measured by my university during a study and I got a score of 142. The lower liklihood of a smarter person having schizophrenia is not conceptually the same as smart people NEVER having schizophrenia.