SHAKE IT BABY edish
>>221295661Pretty high for ireland no?
This is a Ryan melty if I've ever seen one holy fucking hell
>>221295710Hello Canslad how's it going?
decent edition tbf
i still can't see webm details none of the fixes worked
>>221295756Sexo
i'm aboriginal australian
Poo niggers
Get called mentally ill here all the time but I have no symptoms What's up with that?
>>221295750Well enough. Hometoiling. Might hometoil tomorrow, not sure yet. Might get the cans later.How are you, lad?>>221295766I can get you a gif of it if you want, lad? It's the chubby roommate from Sopranos dancing with her chebs clamouring
im a black nigga type of guy
waggling the willard
>>221295756So glad I'll never understand normies.Going clubbing, obsessing over brands. Ticktocks. No idea. Makes me feel lonely but ah well
>>221295756average day in a female ukrainian refugee's life
>>221295710
>>221295785>Well enough. Hometoiling. Might hometoil tomorrow, not sure yet. Might get the cans later.>How are you, lad?Fair enough. Yeah I'm okay thanks. Surviving as usual.
>>221295805that's just soft fat, lad
>>221295756This is literally her aristeia. God I hate women.
>>221295823
>>221295788In this thread we call them batons
*surreptitiously googles aristeia*
precious little baby angel catberg curled up fast asleep in my lap will be throwing myself into highway traffic when he dies xx
Imagine your mum posting this I’d genuinely just kill myself
nvm I fixed it
Anyone else hear that just now?
Good morning team
>>221295872Phwoar
The two black ladies running the local polling booth absolutely knew I strutted in there to smash 3 big X’s next to reform and there’s nothing they could do
>>221295890yeah wtf was thatFUCK there it is again who's doing that
>>221295893sup tildegod
>>221295872Kind of thing my mum would do desu. Love having a fun mum :)
after 25 long years of inceldom i have acquired a gf
>>221295923how??
politicsmongs love their elections don't they
>>221295907>ReformSo the candidate was probably black as well mate. Probably their cousin.
>>221295918reckon she get's sandwhiched by two baboon gorilla nigger cocks on her nights out lad?
Off to the polling booth to vote for king god starmer
diego talking about how bad vaginas look and feel when he's literally never seen or felt onehe's definitely not gay though despite spending every weekend grinding on blokes at gay clubs
>>221295872till it fell off
>>221295918how often do you wank to the thought of her?
>>221295918ever shagged her up the bootyhole
I'm voting for chaos with ed miliband
>>221295940awwww feeling left out dumb dumb?
https://youtu.be/_Ay907exTjk?si=zywVWKI3gwnV57oyI love music so much. How do Asian women make such nice relaxing music
>>221295907Are reform even running 3 candidates in any areas? I'm going to give them a pity vote but only because they actually have a white candidate here
>>221295942absolutely not my little mucker all my local reform candidates are good honest to god white folk
>>221295872she won't be going home kid free if I have my way
>>221295958>>221295956australians are all such little freaks
>>221295948>>221295956>>221295958grow up
>>221295872Grim
>>221295710>>221295805the absolute ideal build for women
Got message off toil asking me to work tomorrow 6:00 am to 15:00 pmSaid no. Morning shifts affect my mental health. Got to do what's best for you team. And look after yourself.
>>221295978They are running 3 in mine yes, they must know it’s in the bag here
used to wank to mum but she got oldtragic really
>>221295980Wow, Nigel and Zia must have been annoyed about that one
>>221295987>>221295988nothing wrong with a bit of incesttoil
gurl thats a booty hole
>>221296000inspiring post your feet
I'm going to blame these vile aussie posts on sun stroke
>>221296006
>>221296032>every other australians will get skin cancer by age 40It's just not right, our pinkish complexions aren't made for the harsh Antipodean sun
>>221296000Bet you’ve got a lot of Lidl customers coming in in the last few days de lass. They’ve made me switch to Aldi after they ruined their loyalty card app.
>>221296032literally the middle of winter
Always cringe when some conservative yank quotes Orwell, who was an atheist socialist who fought for anarchists during the Spanish Civil War.
i don't even get boners anymore
>>221296076They’re not very clever are they, bless ‘em
>>221296032freezing down here mate
>>221296032>son strokeThat's an aussie mum's favourite pastime.
>>221296032it's autumn in australia
>>2212960908c freezing. Properly polar
>>221296069not literally though is it
>>221296091corr
>coober peddy>mallacoota>whyallah
Things were better when Mummy May was PM
>>221296068Yh the new Lidl app is dire NGL. Have to spend like £70 to be able to get a free bunch of spring onions. They've fucked it.
>Nearly 1.5 million migrants on benefits
>>221296077Do you still have strong urges?
How many more times am I going to be told the current season in Australia then?
>>221296090saw a polar bear in the backyard yesterday
literally nothing wrong with incest between 2 consenting parties
>>221296090fucking HOWLING at some of those names
>>221296117posted from flumpletonshire
gralgrm
>>221296090corrr Birdsville
aussies be like "aw nawr!"
>>221296117that "i've been everywhere man" song? that was originally australian before the yanks ripped it offhttps://youtu.be/20oqyMVbss0
>>221296089Indeed not. Once remember telling a yank on Xitter that most western leftists were anti-stalinist by 1956 and it just broke his brain.
>>221296090Crikey mate, get the shrimps off the barbie
>>221296129can you please just go wank and get this out of your system ta x
Did you know Australia has four seasons?
>>221296164doing a microwank between every post
For me it's Woolloomooloo and Woollongabba
Once of my favourite experiences is when you take your belt off after getting home from a long day out and just release all the trapped farts. Genuinely feel like I lose 5 stone when I do this.
>>221296124Rightoid comics like this are so dumb. Nobody has given the UK to a brown guy who makes chicken tikka masala. The UK is currently led by a white guy.
>>221296164he's a second incest AussieI'd never be so crass as to make multiple posts about it and was content to let the topic change to silly town names and the weather
>>221296152You should be imprisoned.
blud wears belts
Taking grandads dogberg for a walk for him today x
you arrive at the Poowong hotel
just voted green ama
>>221296211sorry rorkehttps://www.france24.com/en/20170829-australia-state-scraps-place-names-with-n-word
>>221296225>Aussies have to book a room at the travelodge to have a couple of pintsomfds
On some skulduggery
american native placenames are vastly superior to australian ones
>>221296233
>>221296123Exterminationism
>>221296243imbecile
hope there are no reform/restore voters here“A person afflicted with nationalism believes that his own country is the most civilised and humane country in the world while its enemies are guilty of every imaginable atrocity and vileness. Since they are so vile and atrocious, while we are so civilised and humane, there is no degree of vileness and atrocity which we may not legitimately practise towards them. This is the underlying creed of nationalism.”― Bertrand Russell
saw a bullfinch in the garden
mates dad announced he has a bf recentlylaughed in my mates face when he said it because I thought he was jokinggrim
nigga name bertrand
>>221296199Yh?
crapping some poop out of my butt
suckling a diet coke
>>221296272Yeah I’m sure he lived next to pakis and wogs in Croydon
>>221296199>guyFOY
corr good bird
japanese nurses with gigantic tits
Aussies be liked>Strewth mate the bloody Ibis is all booked out, gonna have to book a room at the Hilton just to have a few jars tonoight cunt
I voted reform because I wasn’t bullied in school and will actually have children, so we don’t want them growing up in a brown hellscape
might become an artist of some sort, dadberg killed himself when i was a kid so i reckon that gives me a huge advantage in artistic cred
>>221296272Russell was a great guy, Diego undoubtedly seethes about him
Marlon Brando, when high, once reached into a pond and ate a frog alive.
>>221296286holy grimoli
Right well I've just been down in the /brit/ cellar and there's two naked Chinamen all taped up and gagged, anyone want to explain?
>>221296345EXCELLENT CHOICE SAAR THANK YOU FOR YOUR VOTINGS I WILL DO THE NEEDFUL AND BE A GOOD COUNCILLOR FOR YOU SAAR
>>221296272*proceeds to shag every single one of his friend's wives*
>>221296358screwaming at this for some reason
>>221296353my dad also killed himselfbased
>>221296355looks like a limp wristed cuck I’d kill him in bare handed combat in under a minute
>>221296319"Scientists" demanding i call this a mammal
the rate of parents hitting their kids is virtually 100% among black families
>>221296325he was just sitting on neighberberg's fencei thought it was a robin at first but then noticed his head and other distinctive features
>>221296371holy cope
>>221296378you wouldn't happen to be my half-brother whom i haven't spoken to in years would you?
aw nawr!awww naaaawwwr!!!AAAWWWWW NAWWAWWR!!!????!???
do you think it's "better" to touch a girl's bare tummy or a clothed breast>>221295789i couldn't be less "normie" but i go clubbing allt he timedont do the other 2 tho
>>221296353>>221296378is this why you both have freudian incest shit going on
Shagging Rorke’s gay dad
>>221296405no brothers no
you eat a frog and it's a funny story, you eat a slug and die horriblythere by the grace of god go I, thought the man who ate the frog
So many big strong blokes heading down the polling booth, can tell its a reform sweep
>>221296345well done mate Reform will absolutely 100% put a stop to it just like the Tories did
>>221296391Bullfinches are really nice. Get goldfinches here which i personally believe to be an inferior finch
reckon I could maintain an erection shagging a blokes arse if his bum cheeks were big and round enough
>>221296404Not really, Zia
Consistency + Effort + Being open-minded + Obsession = Winner’s mindset.
I would rather have a gay son than an incel son
>>221296090>>221296117>whyalla
watching big momma's house 2 (2006) and there's this one actor in it who looks strikingly like elon musk to the point that it's distracting, even has the weird mixed accent too
>>221296362*looks visibly nervous*
>>221296450So just vote for um
>>221296452:|
/britfeel/ son or /sp/ daughter?
>>221296430nah that was just the natural outcome of having a hot mother and sister
>>221296451cute birbmy house is right next to loads of trees so i see (and hear) many birdbergs
>>221296450i agree reform are awful and lot of the same torieshwoeverthere is literally no one else to vote for in my areait's just labour conservative lib dem reform greensso i have to vote reform as least evil
naaaah only in ohio bruh :skull:
>>221296487ESTUTA?
Just voted reform and very much enjoyed it
>>221296461Wouldn’t mind having a gay son as long as he wasn’t zesty, that would be a bit cringe. He’s already going to be half Chinese so I don’t want to hobble him anymore than necessary.
>>221296461Hope your dad feels the same x
checking out brit/pol/ its well shit
>>221296501YIKES
>>221296389i was hit growing up and i can't get over it
>>221296501Ur having a chinky son? State of that
voted for Reform 8 times so far, might do it again later
They really went and removed the 3.5 audio jack from newer smartphone models. I genuinely can't replace my shitcan of a phone now
>>221296501so this is rorke
Voted for a literal transwoman running for the Green Party in my town election. Didn’t even realise she was a transwoman until I got home and googled her tho.
>>221296515have u tried not being a massive pussy
>>221296508Yes and he is very disappointed
I can't buy a 10 quid headphone adapter for my 800 phone, says man.
voted for Walt Disney
>>221296515got the wooden spoon on the arse a few times myself but that was about it, wasn't too badnonetheless i reckon corporal punishment is negro-tier behaviour and i am 100% against it
>>221296523My gf is ethnically Chinese so yeah, if we had kids they’d be mixed.
>>221296537you should have ur right to vote stripped for even considering voting green are you gay?
>>221296389My mum hit me. Dad never did. I was a bit of a terror thoughbeit
>>221296557BRUH
reckon my dad copes by assuming I'm probably out shagging every weekend and just don't mention it
tight wet pussybig round titspeachy bubble arsecorrr
>>221296537blimey she must pass quite well.crazy to think she’s walking around with a swinging pipe and two sticky dangling balls between her legs
>>221296557are you low value male? Why can’t u get a white British gf
>>221296557It wont be a son. Youll have hapa daughters that men will lust over when they grow up
>>221296575grow up
someone post the pic of the asian girl side profile
>>221296534get a chinkdroid with an audio jack and a SD card slotwomen will be disgusted by you but you are better than women
>>221296575post made by an undercover fag
simpcity down, coomer down, kemono downit's ogre
>>221296552>>221296588It was not my decision to remove the headphone jack.It's their problem, not mine, therefore I shall not go out of my way to accommodate someone else's action, noamsayin?
>>221296585ktim
>>221296560They’re by far the best party if you aren’t a mentalist obsessed with immigration. And anyway, their local policies were the best in my area. It’s a vote for the town and county council after all not parliament.
>>221296586
>Polanski: No country has right to exist - including IsraelAnd UK surely
>>221296585don't think anyone pretends to be horny in an effort to be funny lad, sometimes you're just horny and can't contain it
>>221296600so you're going to continue buying phones that don't have features you want when phones that do have those features exist
Cack Poolanskidmark
>>221296588I did get a shitty xiaomi today and had a heart attack when I discovered the headphone jack was on the upper part of my phone. Practically useless.Not even joking, check Redmi Note 14.
>>221296598>he doesn't have an Empornium accountalso tbqh like 85-90% of self published OnlyFans/Fansly/etc porn is poorly produced shite
>>221296619No one cares what he has to say, about anything. He's a profoundly unserious person and will never be in power.
>>221296611You support the complete destruction of Britain
>>221296582I’ve been with white girls in the past, my current gf mogs 90% of white British women. >>221296584These are the kind of noncey thoughts you should probably keep to yourself mate. This is why people avoid you.
>>221296635>Headphone jackNigga livin in 2010
leftypol accusing rorke of defending billionaires because muh capitalismrorke accusing leftypol of defending billionaires because muh migrantsradical centrist recognising the false dichotomy playing right into the hands of the billionaires (read: jews)
>>221296635In all honesty just use wireless earbuds and stop being a luddite and/or audiophiliac freak
Those ex girlfriends who dumped you always come back once you start hitting the gym seriously and posting the progress on Instagram lmao
It is mental how ugly Polanski is
>>221296642I have a white (french) gf though
Alistairposting. Something you don't see anymore
bro just happened to find the most attractive chink of all time just hanging out in some English suburb
its magic mushroom season in australia and looking at this thread it really shows.
>>221296569good for you. my parents know that im a hopeless virgin
I'm socially liberal and fiscally conservative.
>>221296640Based, and yes I don’t care about the survival of the British state as it currently is. Doesn’t represent me and has done nothing for me.
Sir Ed Owen-Jack
>>221296675Bitter Moon was a mean-spirited movie.People who write and direct that stuff are mental.
>>221296640Greens are the perfect slaves of capitalism
kissing catberg on his cute little forehead 600,000 times
>>221296684mushies tend to grow around january-feb round my way
>>221296675Part of the appeal to leftypol. They despise beauty and aesthetics it's basically immoral to them. Everything must be twisted and denigrated
>>221296684shrooming sounds fun but I don't trust myself to not pick the wrong ones and die
>>221296696bait
>>221296684it is mushy season actually, even had a dream last night where i was out hunting for them and now i see this postmight have to get after it now x
>>221296693Good news! All of the main parties serve your interests
>>221296696Why not just kys now? Cut out the middle man. I support you x
just belched
the NHS doesn't work because they hire too many retarded third worldersit's as simple as that
>>221296707this is abuse
>>221296725I know. That's why I'm voting Green.
>>221296557Your kids will be Amelia Wang or Elliot Rodger
It’s weird how having a non-white gf is somehow bizarre and controversial on here. I grew up in London and dated black girls and Asian girls growing up and nobody batted an eyelid. Must be grim growing up in the provinces with the grim state of the native-born women, the only exotic ones you see are Mr Patel’s inbred daughter who works at the corner shop
>>221296708in nsw the main mushroom species grows in cow shit during warm weather, the ones that grow in vic love cold weather and dead trees
>>221296734what an awful thing to say. The NHS hires only the highest quality nursing graduates educated by the top universities in Addis Ababa to deliver expert level care within British hospitals. In many cases these nurses deliver medical care that is even higher than what top UK graduates can provide.
>>221296752I don’t want a brown child mate is that so bizzare
>>221296747You want fiscally conservative though
>>221296734YepLiquidation of biomass is essential
>>221296752I honestly despise people like you
>>221296756cubes yeah? they're all over the place during summer after a few days of rain here in southeast queensland
>>221296764Doesn’t really matter to me what skin colour my child is. Genuinely weird behaviour desu
>>221296761After theyve been retrained to british standard
>>221296752you're the one that must be living in a grim area if you think the native-born ones aren't worth going for
>>221296765I'm willing to compromise on fiscal policy to further social progress.
Bring back slavery!
you get on de machine weyit only kill two person year
got a boner from the aussie mums pleasuring their sons posts and wanked to amateur porn of a fat middle aged mum getting plapped
>>221296788it’s not weird at all to want an ethnically homogeneous family, it’s really not
>>221296713just learn how to identify subs. its easy. reddit is unironically a useful tool and if you post pics they will help you confirm if you are uncertain.
need to get me cube
>>221296798Whats social progress for you? Didnt you say you care nothing for the future of Britain
often there have been cases of UK care home patients listening to television programs such as golf or F1 on personal earphones such as AirPods for extended periods of time and this can present a significant risk of tinnitus. For this reason and others it's often safer for trained care home employees to take the AirPods out of the patient's room and off-site
>>221296801I actually had an MRI scan a few weeks ago and was terrified lolGenuinely couldn't understand the person supervising me
>>221296773Probably out of jealousy because I’m literally better than you. And I’m not even kidding or baiting, we both know it. >>221296792British girls in London are fit, British girls living in some provincial mong town are not. The attractive and intelligent ones move away to cities or abroad, the dregs stay.
nobody:rorke: awwwww FREAK OUT
>>221296713spore prints ladpurple = funbrown = dead
I'm socially Hitlerist and economically Strasserist
rubbing my gay willy hahahahahahahah
>>221296804god bless x
>>221296821You are scum
>>221296775pretty sure yeah, haven't dabbled in this sort of thing since i was like 18
what happened with that aussie mushroom woman anyway
>>221296816Atoning for the mistakes of our forefathers is progress. If the cost of that atonement is the end of Britain as we know it then sobeit.
>>221296828and sexually a virginious
>>221296805I find it pretty bizarre since it’s literally meaningless but you do as you please. It’s just a complete non issue for me. >>221296841No, I’m really not.
The reason nons are flooding all White lands is due to Christianity, liberalism and capitalism, which culminated in the jewish victory in 1945.
>>221296788Its pretty normal to want your kids to look like youhttps://youtu.be/HqiWFLsgVi4
>>221296811>>221296825when getting it right means getting high for a night and getting it wrong means death it just doesn't quite seem worth the gamble even if I was quite sure
>>221296821baffling opinion, I live in a small rural town and see peng white girls regularly, one of the most attractive british girls I've ever seen is literally my supervisor at toil
>>221296846jail
>>221296799Slavery just let nons breed.What we need is an ethnoplanet. A White world.
>>221296850So no explanation
>>221296857Your kids will still look like you if their skin is a different shade mate. Won’t be opening whatever chud video you’ve linked as I don’t want my YouTube algo contaminated
Uh oh melty !!
>>221296879Its famous chud Muhammad ali
>>221296857his daughter married a white man
>>221296846got convicted of the murders she didex-husband kept saying she'd tried to kill him multiple times before but the media didn't pay him much attention for some reason
>>221296861Thats great. Obviously I was being hyperbolic but the physical attractiveness of Londoners is undeniably higher on average than other areas of the UK. I’ve noticed that we are taller here as well compared to when I go back to my hometown.
>>221296879If your baby has brown skin and brown eyes or black hair it wont look like you will it
>>221296859not to be a melvin but shroom trips aren't exactly a "high", they're a completely different box of frogseven low doses can make you feel like an alien, shit completely shifts your consciousness in a way i can't even begin to describe
Cornwall, England
>>221296924The place with 11million people has more attractive people thab Hull population 275k? Wow shocking
>>221296927I've done em, they're not as potent as acidI'd rather just so acid than gamble on death caps
>>221296926Yes because there’s more to looks than colour.
We can buy magic mushrooms from the shopThey're basically legal here
helping my nan with her porn addiction
>>221296926lightskins with rorke's distinctive chin litter the poorer boroughs of london town
>>221296924>my hometownYou said you grew up in London though
literally no one here has ever had a gf, it's all larp
helping mum with her sex addiction
carberg making a horrific scraping noise as I go along, think I might need new pads
Rorke drowning his first born son because he has brown hair not blonde hair
>>221296947well the potency bloody well depends on how many you eat doesn't it
>>221296944The average person is more attractive. >>221296965That wasn’t me. I’ve lived here since uni.
bro could only get a bottom the of the barrel chink literally the embodiment of lonely white male syndrome and is now telling everyone he’s better than them, the absolute state
>>221296954You want a child that looks nothing like you. Thats fine mate no big deal. Why dont you just adopt
>>221296988>bro could only get a bottomum
>>221296956actually screamed at this
The prognosis is grave. If the present demographic trends continue unabated for another half-century, and if no sustained effort to ensure an alternative outcome is made during that time by a determined and farsighted minority of people of European ancestry, then the race whose history we have traced in these 26 installments will have reached the end of its long journey.It may linger another century or more in isolated enclaves, such as Iceland, and its characteristic features or coloring will recur with diminishing frequency in individuals for the next millennium, but before the middle of the 21st century it will have reached its point of no return.Then, gradually or quickly, the race which built the glory that was Greece and the grandeur that was Rome, which conquered the earth and established its dominion over every other race, which unlocked the secret of the atom and harnessed the power which lights thesun, and which freed itself from the grasp of gravity and reached out to new worlds will vanish into the eternal darkness.Some of its works -- its languages, its science, its social structures, its machines and weapons -- will fall into the hands of a different, darker race, which will use them for a while. Eventually no trace will remain, not even a memory in the minds of a degraded humanity which will have long since abandoned the upward Quest which was the unique mission of the vanished race.And the present demographic trends will continue so long as the political, religious, and social concepts and values which presently circumscribe the thinking of the Western peoples and their leaders continue to have a determining role. For at root it is a moral defect which threatens the race's survival.
Might start pretending to have a gf again
>>221296986London is full of some of the most attractive people in the UK and the most vile. Undeniably so.
gfberg has red hair so we're not having kids
>>221296974one time mine was making a horrible high-pitched scraping noise coming from the offside front wheel well but when I got home I deliberately bumped that wheel hard into the curb and it went awayit was really loud I could hear it with the window up, thank fuck it's fixed
>>221296969yeah you got me although on several occasions I've had girls show signs of attraction that I made to attempt to act on so I like to think I've had theoretical gfs
>>221296955why would you buy some inferior dried product when you can get fresh shrooms for free?
>>221297033>>221297033>>221297033
>>221297022you probably have the ranga gene recessed somewhere deep down in your DNA choom
>>221296988What race is your girlfriend?Surely you're not just a lonely bitter racist virgin freak seething in the middle of a workday about someone else's girlfriend, right?
>>221296982well yes no shit but gram for gram acid is hundreds if not thousands of times stronger and doesn't give you stomach pain from the literal poison you're ingesting
>>221296992Why would my child look nothing like me if he had different coloured eyes? And I would happily adopt as well.
>>221297015I'll be dead by then so I don't really care x
>>221297051chemists can synthesise Psilocybin
>>221297086I'll go forage for synthetic psilocybin in the woods then shall I
>>221297114idiot
>>221297126mate you don't even know what the conversation is about and you're chiming in with irrelevant bullshit and calling me an idiot
>>221295827i bet her mother is short and fat. genetic fatness is coming for her. that finger is disgusting
>>221296076>can't agree with something a person says because of the persons actionsfaggy pov desu
>>221297152idiot
