LOVELY BRITISH REAL WOMAN edish
black cock has changed rorke
HE FELL THROUGH THE BAR!!!
catching the hentaivirus
i wish she loved me back
We’re all reform then
need a starhgm of sdf
What’s seasidemark up to?
>>221299731your mum
rorke seeing a film with james caan in it and initially mistaking him for dennis hooper (i'm rorke)
not a single reply in this thread
i only just realised today that pensioners suck off the triple lock because they didn't use the best run of the stock market in history to build up a private pensionthey may be the most retarded generation in history
>>221299669Can't ride a bike, no buses run there and no guarantee anyone there would be able to give me a lift. I walk to work currently because it's under an hour away
don’t reply to it
They need to do studies like this into the effect of black pussy on rorke
>>221299755Sounds like you're looking for excuses instead of following your dreams and making a difference in the world.
>>221299741I always do that and with Gene Hackman
>>221299755Can you not use your big manly masculine willy as a pogostick, My. Spaino?
>>221299462Many on the left do use LinuxOn /g/ there are many posts saying things like "I like Linux but I hate all the leftists on Linux websites"It's mad that 4chan rightoids fail to understand that the left is the side that supports freedom and rights (things that are respected by Linux). The right is the side of billionaires like big tech CEOs. Yeah, no shit that Linux websites have leftists.
i wonder if 190 ever gets tired of larping as a woman and wishes he could just go back to his old trip
there's a contingent of people who don't know that picasso was a 20th century artistevery day I marvel at the depths of the ignorance of normies
>>221299794sacked tranny IS his realitythe rest is the larp
>>221299792>I like Linux but I hate all the leftists on Linux websitesktimthey've made the register unreadable
>>221299803so this is the fabled black pussy
>>221299803um
>>221299803Text?
Going for a walk and to pick up my prescription team
>1.5 million non-citizens on benefits (of a total 9.6 million)>1 in 6 universal credit recipients are not citizens>Roughly £10bn a year spent on non citizen benefits Stop non citizen benefits and we could finance an Elizabeth line every two years Finance all of HS2 in five years Build an aircraft carrier every yearAnd so on...
Lush and I mean lush
rorke putting a egg in his pot noodle for a gourmet lunch
>>221299803
>>221299823no nudity
>>221299829also send them all back and then the dole scroungers will be able to get jobs and more motivated to do so on account of higher wages
>>221299809You could say that about any trivial factWho cares?
>>221299854um
>>221299851we literally cannot press the fix everything buttona variety of reasons
I didnt use /bra/ in more than 6 months and those niggas spend the whole day talking about me
>>221299829We could train and employ some of the other dossers to do those jobs
>>221299829Why are they even eligible for benefits?
Neurotypicals aren't ever cold. It's because they have so much energy they produce a lot of heat. It's the same energy that allows them to thrive socially. They also always dress weather appropriate too, since they're able to read all the cues perfectly. They never look out of place or feel uncomfortable and people would overlook any faux pas anyway, since the excess energy turns into pheromones (literal charisma chemical).
>>221299829Enslave biomass.
>>221299900leftypol is part of a suicide cult
Eurovision is just over a week away!!!
>>221299883someone has to, it can't keep on like this
grind the biomass into biofuel and build nuclear reactors with it
>>221299741Are you Chinese they don’t look similar
>>221299926 I was hoping for a serious answer...
I’m goofy
>>221299936yes they do, especially as they got older
>>221299932absolute neek fest
>>221299900The cult of equality
>>221299948idk what a serious answer would be this shit is meant to be destructive
might move to pakistan and get free money and a house just for existing
>>221299966As in when was it determined by lawI'll just look it up myself don't worry about it
Somehow Covid has returned
>>221299983Gotta convert to 'slam surely?
get them housedget them fedget them wanked
love watching videos of people getting caught drunk driving, but for the life of me i can't figure out why yank cops insist on doing that stupid embarrassing and ultimately pointless field sobriety test bollocks instead of just going straight for the breath test
wanking to anime girls in Spoons
>>221300018goyim love humiliation rituals
>>221300018humiliation ritual
Walked in and smashed my pen on the ballot right next to reform, it’s an Englishman’s duty
>>221299900Having ILR (permanent residency) entitles you to benefits, about 1/3rd of them are ILR holders. Most ILR holders become citizens in a few years btw so who knows how many current citizens on UC have been on it the entire time since they got ILRThe rest are mostly EU citizens who lived in the UK before brexit and were allowed to stay, and refugees.
rorke moving like a bhenchod in the voting booth
can’t wait to cuddle the gf tonight
>>221300037Aren’t they running a paki
>>221300003no i shan't integrate into their culture whatsoever
rorke targaryen
>>221300029>>221300033not even that tbf, the suspect can just tell the cop they'd rather do a breath test if they don't want to put up with that shite
Anyone seen rorke recently? he seems... different
>>221300045CrazyMust be hundreds of billions of pounds wasted on that by now
>>221300085pepperoni for moi
>>221300093Right well black pussy changed him didn't it
Mad that we could fix all of the country's problems by deporting all poor people to the Falkland islands
Is there anything funnier than autistically spamming the same joke a hundred times a day?
Tonight's kino
Saw at least 6 huge strong rorkes marching towards the polling booth. Muscles galore. Reform got it in the bag
>>221299739Him status: done
Queue was filled with honest lads, down to earth blokes and their dutiful wives at my polling station. Looked like a Reform landslide in the making. Spent the afternoon in the beer garden to celebrate. Quite a few others did the same.
>>221299814Linux offers freedom from megacorps like Microsoft, so it's not surprising that leftists (opposed to megacorps treating ordinary people like shit) like Linux.To put it another way, people on /g/ actually like leftist things, such as choice, and freedom from megacorps. The problem is that they've been brainwashed by billionaires into thinking that being on the left is a bad thing.
rorke showing up at his nans funeral with foot long dreadlocks
>>221300150>brainwashed by billionairesthe leftist truly does not believe in agency from others, only himselfeveryone else is told what to think, he is the only free thinker
>Woman dies after getting unconnected oxygen mask as staff thought she was 'overreacting'
i unironically look like this
>>221300103I don't mind giving benefits to genuine refugees, after all they are the minority of non citizen claimants and it's not like you can send them back. But come on, 890k former EU citizens and 330k ILR recipients on benefits? What was even the point of brexit??What's the point, these people are a net drain on the UK economy and there is no good reason to let them stay here
Leftypols true colours were shown during covid If you still buy any of his bullshit then idk what to tell you
>>221300190no no cam down miss smivyu brive de okygen now miss
>>221299829Genuinely the only way out of this hole is a total recession and IMF bailout with strict conditions to reduce spending
Aryans created literally every civilisation in Europe and Asialiterally even early Chinese rulers had blonde hair from mixing with Indo-European steppe bvlls
>>221300197Which EU countries are they from?
>>221300054tulpa??
>Well they paid into the syste-They didn't though did they, Leftypol? They washed up on our shores yesterday and immediately demanded a stipend from the British people.
>>221300219fact
leftypol on a mad one today
I’m having a nap
>>221300107Ah yes that'll be it
>>221300181>billionaires control social media like facebook, youtube, and twitter>social media pushes anti-immigrant content in order to profit from the human desire to feel special about one's tribe, ethnicity, etc>billionaires are especially happy about this because it distracts people from wanting to tax the rich
>>221300266Who are you talking to?
Have you fellas vooted in the local elections?
>>221300277Jack Fart
>>221300288I'm pre-emptively shutting Leftypol down
>>221300288he addressed leftypol quite clearly
>>221300303no
>>221300282Billionaires are pro-immigration because of "muh economy".The literal sole and only motivation for mass immigration to western countries is the suicidal pursuit of "infinite growth". Pesky things like borders, nations, and cultures are an obstacle to that. The end-goal of modern capitalism is the world being one contiguous Brazil-style hodge-podge of random peoples.
>>221300240No statistics on where the benefits claimers are from but overall there were 7.5 million former EU resident applicationsOf those about 5.5 million were from the six countries of Poland, Romania, Italy, Bulgaria, Spain, and Portugal So I would assume mostly from those countries and some from the rest of the EU
Nigel FartageFart-Barrage
>>221300314>>221300315*snap*
>>221300303of course, I did my duty as did millions of others. We are all reform
>>221300282it's pushed because of a massive rise in mass migrationdigital id is not only supported by oracle, but will be supported by all big tech co'swhy aren't billionaires brainwashing people about supporting that?just because you don't like anti-immigrant discussion, does not mean it's being astroturfed
the Hullo situation is crazy and the guy’s a disgusting pedophile but i find it very funny how his gf only came forward about it because he cheated on her
>>221300361neek
>>221300085bacon for me in my country
>>221300339Wtf lolAre they employed and getting benefits?
>>221300379literally who
>>221299789A bald genshin Impact streamer ran through and mindbroke the slag on the right
Nationalism kills.
>>221300379>the Hullo situationFucking WHO???
ever notice how rich old men tend to cultivate an interest in planes and learn how to fly?
>>221300414looksmaxxer influencer whose girlfriend leaked a bunch of texts of him trying to buy ‘ppolice seized his devices and found a shitton of CSAM files
the city of london allows businesses to vote in local elections. should be the same across the country
>221300448Oh my God who the fuck cares?
don't know what that is
>>221300448sorry, i should have been more clear that i don't care to learnboring yank bastard
>Linux (Leftypol's kernel)>Funded by Microsoft, Google, Amazon, Intel and US Government>Ubuntu (Leftypol's distro)>Funded by Microsoft, Google, Amazon>Firefox (Leftypol's browser)>Funded entirely by Google>Bluesky (Leftypol's social media)>Funded entirely by Jack Dorsey (American billionaire)Leftypops: I'm taking them down from the inside heh..
>>221300448pretty man tbf
>why yes i keep up to date with the latest gossip in the looksmaxxer influencer industry
so, we all dead then?
>>221300448He's biting down hard
>>221300477Bizarre post
nth for the gyaldem
went to the library last week and it was full of teenage girls. as it was a hot day, some of them were dressed rather immodestly. didn't know where to look
>Rorke: heh, I use twitter yeah, what of it?>Rorke: heh, I use a petrol car, what of it?>Rorke: heh, I use Winblows, what of it?Noticing a pattern
might get a tattoo of a fanny on my willy
>>221300569We're all out voting, you were invited but didn't show up
>>221300591At their nipples
the lady in the polling station calls you gay, wyd?
any unsubscribing from fred on june 1st man in?
free handy from a girl with fat tits if you vote green
nobody:leftypol:bradley walsh:keir starmer:literally nobody:rorke: I NEED BANANA, TASTY BANANA, PUT BANANA IN MY MOUTH, SQUEEZE THE PEEL IT COMES IN DENIM
mixed race girl in polling station was a bit too smiley with me for my liking, I get I’m a muscled up cute asf right wing boy but don’t make it obvious
we need to tax the rich so more public funds can go toward paying for bames so they can continue to work in industries owned by the rich
>>221300427qrd?
fucking hate billionaires mei just support the immigration system that provides billionaires with "gig" workers who are basically slaves to generate them immense profitsim very progressive, kind, humble, smart, handsome
When I went to vote I overheard some 20 year old lad in the queue saying he couldn't decide between voting Reform or Green. Why are people such mongs
>>221300721quagsires good
baffled that people below the age of 60 vote in local elections
>40 fucking minutes on the phone explaining to some poor twat about his email got hacked and having to explain to him how to fucking enable MFAFelt bad since his business is about 12 employees and they use an MSP
reckon there are two paths to homosexuality, a birth defect or a mental illness, and this applies to twinks and bears respectively
need to take my own life (metaphorically)
>>221300746Which one are you
>>221300721i think this is what they call a "pickme"
>>221300769my nose is what they call a "pickme"
>>221300721Mega Gengar sucks
>>221300766both x
>>221300692I'm not too clued on the details IIRC she got a restraining order against Tectone through civil courts. They used to date and live with each other
>>221300481he’s going to get absolutely destroyed in prisonlad is 18 years old and looking at 15 counts of possession adding up to 12-45 years in federal prison
>>221300766was a twink until i reached twink death in my mid-20s so now i'm just an ugly effeminate man
>>221300783what is that
>>221300692>>221300808She goes by name is pinkchyu*
>>221300813GIWTWM. still cute as hell me
>>221300813I once let a fat 20 something year old man cum in my arse a few years ago
>>221300837are you gay?
>>221300837bit gay that
>>221300836why would you wish that were you?
>>221300848No but I thought I was
>>221300857no clue xx
say goodbye to catberg
>>221300837when i was 21 i let an 18 year old black guy fuck me and cum in my ass in the back of my car
any other sudden debilitating illness man in
>>221300721Shags worse than soogs but amongst the "goth" girls she makes the cutest casual content. She prob wears a corset and tight fitting clothes cause her big belly turns her body shade into rectangle. Tho maybe I've just seen old leaks. Anyways need her streaming
gyatberg
>>221300879Were you driving at the time
very batty in here today
>>221300905while he fucked me? no we were parked outside of his grandma’s house
not gay but finding a man willing to fuck me sounds so much easier and more realistic than finding a girl willing to let me fuck hernot to mention the erectile dysfunctionbeing a gay bottom would save so much trouble
far far too many poofy homo benders in /brit/
>>221300915Wonder what she'd make of it
I'm not homophobic, but I honestly reckon you've got to be fucked in the head to be attracted to men.Imagine looking at women, who are fair, smooth, dainty, pleasant-smelling, luscious hair, soft voices, kind-hearted, motherly. And then looking at men, who are rough, coarse, hairy, sweaty, smell of BO, brutish, aggressive, loud and loutish. And then saying "yeah I prefer the latter". Genuinely insane behaviour.
next thread should be a katzen ausgabe
>soogs>goth girlsShut the fuck upWish these simps would fuck off
>>221300917yeah but fucking hell think of your poor arsebloodbath
>>221300937women are manipulative xx
>>221300879was his dihh big
>>221300878lush I was planning some 'berg myself
>>221300934>corr wish he'd let me have a go at him with me strap-on
blacks have insanely high rates of gayness tbf
>>221300939gp
>>221300895More of a slow and steady decline man
>>221300937so straight women are fucked in the head then
>>221300969Yodelling
>>221300952honestly it was larger than average but not much, maybe about 7.5-8 inches but very thick. had an awkward curve to it and he came in about 45 secondswas the first and last time i ever had a gay experience too
Got absolutely poosteaming last night and couldn't remember what point I got to in my game. Made a pot noodle and passed out without touching it and too. Just turned on the playstation and it turns out I managed to smash the boss I was at while in that stateMENTAL
>>221300970Did you get emasculated by Jamal today, rorke?
>>221300338>Billionaires are pro-immigrationAh yes that explains the anti-immigrant views of billionaires like Nick Candy, Jim Ratcliffe, Elon Musk, etc>The literal sole and only motivation for mass immigration to western countries is the suicidal pursuit of "infinite growth"I don't think that's true. Look at the UK recruiting people from overseas for the NHS. They're not doing that to pursue growth, they're doing that to provide a functioning NHS which will keep us all alive.>>221300368>digital id is not only supported by oracle, but will be supported by all big tech co's>why aren't billionaires brainwashing people about supporting that?I guess when you're trying to influence the public you want the public to be receptive. A lot of people want to feel like their ethnicity or tribe is super special. So they're receptive to social media content which tells them their ethnicity is super special.
>>221300937i like soft delicate twink femboys
Bane
>>221300992thats crazy he was packing that at 18
i was a twink but i was straight and extremely shy and meek so basically i was just a weak incel
>>221300994what game, what boss?
ah yes i see the homosexuals/paedophiles have taken over the thread again
>>2213010074U
>>221301014i dunno, i’m white and my dick’s about the same length as his, maybe a tiny bit shorter. his was mainly just thicker
>>221300995my post wasn’t intended to upset you it was just a well founded observation
very concerning that a lot of you lads seem to have had blokes literally cum up your arse but consider yourselves straight
>>221301051its not that gay
>>221301002>Nick CandyLiterally a former Blairite and is one of the people behind Reform UK's "look at our ethnic candidates, we're not racist" boomerslop drive>Elon MuskSaid Indians were harder workers than white Americans and that he wanted more migration from India
>90 days for attempted murder
>>221301051i tried it and found i didnt like it that much. if anything it made me straighter
>>221301082you will never live down the fact that you got blacked up the arse
>>221300977Honestly, kinda, yeah. I don't understand why 99% of women aren't lesbians. But at least women are biologically programmed to be attracted to men. And they need to shag men in order to create more women.>>221301003"Fem"boys are a farce. A male can never be feminine. They can never get rid of their disgusting man-smell, their man-face, their man-voice.You'd be better off shagging MTF transsexuals. The ones who actually undergo medical transition. They are at least ridding themselves of much of their masculine features. "Fem"boys are quite literally just blokes wearing dresses and begging someone to fuck their pooey hairy arse.
>>221301097sounds like he already has
im gay but no one has ever cum in my arse
wish my ex girlfriend would stop walking around her bedroom full naked in full view of my own bedroom, I don’t like lusting when I have a new gf
>>221301051if you're picturing a girl it's fine
>>221301065please name something that you think is gayer than having a man spunk up your arsehole>>221301082you didnt like it "that much" meaning you liked it a little or at least didn't hate it. not very straight is it
would never rewind my video tapes before returning them, not my problem
>>221301097i kind of have though mate
>>221301118go in there and shag her
>>221301126fossil ass mf
Will there be an exit poll?
>>221301002>I don't think that's true. Look at the UK recruiting people from overseas for the NHS. They're not doing that to pursue growth, they're doing that to provide a functioning NHS which will keep us all alive.Foreign doctors and nurses are poorly trained and will work for much lower wages, that is the sole reason why the NHS so actively seeks to recruit them.The UK is haemorrhaging native medical students to countries like Australia where the private health system pays them absolute bank.
>>221301135I have many times and i don’t want to
>>221301081We're living in a negrocracy, every day we go outside and gamble whether we will have to defend ourselves against some rampaging semi-evolved simian that have been implanted onto our streets by our leaders.Of course even if you do succesfully defend yourself there's a strong chance you will be arrested and thrown in prison for several years if you get a bad (brown) jury/magistrate/CPS lawyer
>>221301124i mean i enjoyed the rush and newness of it all. i did find the idea of it hot, but in practice the actual sensations/image of it weren’t very enjoyable
>>221301097nothing to be ashamed ofjust a worldly man of novel experience really
>>221301124>please name something that you think is gayer than having a man spunk up your arseholekissing a bloke
>>221301154>We're living in a negrocracy, every day we go outside and gamble whether we will have to defend ourselves against some rampaging semi-evolved simian that have been implanted onto our streets by our leaders.This is Yankbrained nonsense unless you live in a disproportionately black area like Lewisham or some shit.In most of England the foreigners you actually have to worry about are the 'slims.
rattled
tired of the saarsquad jannies banning you for saying the J word while poo goblins run amok on 4chan
>>221301140love obsolete technology me
>>221301156okay so you admit that you enjoyed it and found the idea hot. and yet you think you're straight?
Watching women's handball. THINK this is going to get me laid.
>>221301187Reckon they should just execute mental people and people who have committed violent crimes
Black hole bumWon't you cumAnd wash awayThe pain
>>221301197never said that but i haven’t had a gay desire since and i’ve a gf now
190rorke had you on the ropes playing fifayou are a wasteman, a paygan and a bhenchod
>draft an email to send to my managers>ask Grok for feedback>it tells me I sound autistic and combative and gives me a much cleaner, friendlier sounding draft to send that's way betterfucking class thatwho would've thought robots can do human tasks better than humansget the runts replaced prontoooo
>>221301226does she know a black man came in ur arse
>>ask Grok for feedback
>>221301235Post the original, lad.Redact the needful information
wish i had a best friend, every irl friend i have is too mentally ill to be bff material
Imagine being so stupid a non sentient machine can outsmart you
>>221301253We are the billy boys
some of the cons of womentoo fatage poorlyshrill voice
>>221301235more proof AI is largely replacing retards - how do you manage to fuck up a polite email? What could you have possibly written?
>>221301025The puppet king in lies of p
forgot to go vote
>>221301269Pros Pussy Tits Bum
>>221301281nice
>>221301269make you do stuffget angry if you don't want to do stuffcuck you
imagine voting LMAO, let alone in a council election
Back from my walk team it's quite humid outside I must say saw a cat and a few dogs on my walk
Right well that's rorke moving like a bhenchod isn't it
>>221301283good thing you’ve got 5 hours isn’t it
>>221301273AI brainrot should be classified as a mental illness. People get deluded into thinking they "need" it to perform basic everyday tasks that they performed perfectly fine by themselves in every year prior to 2023.
>>221301317not going on my own time I was planning to sneak out during wfhtoil
>>221301327ktim but I've had this sort of thing for a longer I just used Google before
>>221300994had a similar thing happen when i was playing the doom eternal campaign on nightmare. just went into a sort of flow state
>>221301309are you voting?
>>221301269>too fat>age poorly>shrill voiceGaycunt cope.Men probably get fatter than women on average, especially in older ages.Men age like absolute shit in general. A 50 year old woman can be a MILF but very, very, very few men of the same age could classify as "DILFs". They dress like shit, lose control of their hygiene and walk around with ugly, sagging, sad-looking faces."Shrill voice" is a cope to make you feel better for being a gayboy who is attracted to deep ogre-like male voices rather than soft, delicate feminine tones.
>>221301342ktim
>>221301382
>>221301327nobodys saying they "need it" to write boring, formulaic toil emails. it just makes the process much more convenient, like any technologyif you were using it to write something personal or emotional thats a completely different story
>>221301240no
ok tim
>>221300901you made me check. she's ok. soogs is still the grim queen
>>221301390that's a 31 year old with shit genetics who spent every summer tanning without the faintest care for the consequences
>>221301330what stopped you then mate? Doing runt work where you can’t escape for 20 minutes without your manager noticing it seems
A lot of them just have very undefined blobby faces before they work their magic with make up
just who is biomass andy?
>>221301428>>221301428>>221301428
>>221301390And then the average male at 31 looks like this.
if everyone's using AI to write toil emails and then using AI to read and summarise those toil emails, then we should just get to the point and write work emails in basic caveman language that conveys only basic concepts, less writing less reading
>>221301196alri james channel
>He brings hate straight from the council estate
>>221301875NOyou are mihaifrom cluj, transylvania, rumaniayou invented bin packing