Timothy James Byrne edition
first!
Sir Keir
>>221306475the proverbial indian rizz
damn it feels good to be reform
>>221306570Is he? He's the only prime minister in my life time to dare stand up to the US president over something
building a Gundam in Spoons while the bouncers kick a Karen out
>>221306615This works if you're attractive
I know I'm thanks >_<
Writhing around in bed like the incelous slug I am
heheh boobies
>>221306673i love those stupid things
when I was young and single I used to go out and make things happen, I used to get on apps and make things happen. What’s wrong with people nowadays is it laziness?
The base PS5 is now $550 or £405. The hardware is nearly 6 years old.
ever hear the joke about the deaf guy?no. he hasn't either
Grenfell tower song #grenfelltower #justiceforgrenfell #protestsonghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qApx0rcsqWE
>>221306623the only prime minister that had to deal with such a spasticated us president thoughbeit
I can't post
>>221306585based
Grenfell tower song #grenfelltower #justiceforgrenfell #protestsong[YouTube] Grenfell tower song #grenfelltower #justiceforgrenfell #protestsong (embed)
anyone got that pic of tim with his legs splayed spunking everywhere over his knob and sack?
>>221306693why are you asking me
Explain the story now, mate.
might get circumcised to look like a jew
>>221306693Have you ever considered that you're just better than most people?
>>221306733he played us like a damn fiddle
>>221306761could just get a jew hat and people wouldn't need a microscope to know you're jewish
>>221306761LOL
>>221306798What's my position??
GOAL!Aston Villa 1 - 0 ForestWatkins ‘36
>>221306697Obscene Remember in the PS2 or PS3 days when the cost came down every year?
that's the regatta fleece off the TikTok shop ORDERED
>>221306824lol
>>221306401Prefer walking around in more secluded and scenic areas tbqh
buying a switch 2 to piss off /v/
>>221306824Ugh...
GOAL!Aston Villa 1 - 0 ForestWilkins 5.5"
>>221306840how mad do you think they'll get?
>>221306854man called wilkins
>>221306824kev as the moon is a nice touch
>>221306833phwoarrrrrr
>>221306824Poo Cackling
>>221306824did you make all these back in the day
the madman did ithe secured a brazil gf for every american incel chud
>>221306197if you're inexperienced do itif you're a shagger with options don't
>>221306697People are willing to spend over £100 on a single ps2 game, so I'm not surprised.
depression is back again
>>221306854It’s Watkins you fucking mong OMDZ
>>221306899i made all the bloodborne ones
I'm bulletproof, nothing to loseFire away, fire away
>>221306913doubtful. what he probably did ensure is every american incel to get raped by jews and infinite brown people for the rest of their lives. thanks zion don!
someone threw a bottle of coke at me in the co-op for no reason and run away laughing
The man.
>>221306963At least you got free coke
>>221306952She probably knows when to shut up and cooks well. Better to live with than most western women
Check out AI, mate.
>>221306994what made it worse was that after I was floored and realised what he was trying to do I started to try and frantically crawl away while I made little short panicked gasps of air as he tugged on my school trousers
>trans rights are over, trans power is now!
Voted for Plaid Cymru
saw 5 figther jets today
Just voted Plaid Cymru
>>221307026so fvvvcking awesome being an americhad
Bro loved this chuddy dogshit zinger tweet so much he’s posted it like 10 times now
was a fella with a reform rosette standing outside the polling stationthought that was against the rules!!
>>221307051Yer brown
i recently rewatched a touch of a cloth, it's a naked gun style police comedy written by charlie brooker. it's really good i recommend it if you lads want a good comedy.yes i am shilling a 15 year old tv show to my /brit/ friends because it is good and i like to share
>>221307051It’s part of his OCD leave him alone
They didn't let me vote coz i had my pockets full of dog shit
it's fucked I'll have to marry a 4/10 annoying roastie to carry on the white race
what is it with autists reposting boring over and over again
>>221307099scr
>>221307083bet you like to share your arsehole with the lads too
Women? Arrest them
I collect lord of the rings magic the gathering cards
>>221307099just buy a bride from poland or ukraine or some shit
>>221306697>>221306817Because the AI bubble is increasing consumption of electronic parts (e.g. RAM and SSDs) which is driving up prices
>>221307116fact
>>221307122got any spare one rings i can have?
Do your gums bleed when you floss?
>>221307106Literally just OCD which many autistic individuals also have. Their special interest is racism so they habitually repost racist dogshit zingers.
>>221306697Should've bought it years ago
bro isn 't even human this nigag some bullshit in a hat
>>221306968Can’t really triple if a significant proportion of the population that was originally contributing has disappeared has it.
seriously, what is it with autists reposting boring over and over again?
>>221307126i'm already a quarter eastern euro, need to strain it out with a trve blve fat american rose
>>221306952Rorke in his smelly bedroomLeftypol out shagging birds
>>221307151ktim
>>221307132Total AI Death tbqh
>>221307122you ever seen a vagina, son?
>you’re Mao Zedong>you attack with 100k peasants>no shoes>1 rifle per 100 men>92% of your army slaughtered>and your only son>they tell you to surrender>you say your flag is red not white>restart>write poetry>*goes viral*>10 years later>Beijing is free>60 years later>Century of Humiliation?>Nope.>The Chinese Century.>800 million lived from poverty>lead in 5G, space, AI, trains>surpassed the invaders and traitors in everything>embalmed>revered>one of the greatest leaders in human history>The Spartacus that won.Happy days my friend happy days
>>221307083forgot about that one, usually don't like puns but i remember it being very funny
>>221307114
where's mousey
i've got a problem
>dogs outside polling stations
>>221307170Would rather be single than shag a fat muslim jungle asian (what a horrible combination)
>>221307193yeah it's aged very well, i love that stuff though doing cartoon stuff is live action always makes me life
>>221307116That's why I voted for that one party that hates women. You know the one
A villa fan as I well know is just a fucking twat who would shit inside a plastic bag and feed it to his cat
asking Claude to be a bratty little girl
Is there anything browner than AI? Anyone pushing it is a spiritual jeet.
>>221307216>>221307218
anon leaving because he saw black people outside the polling station
Mao Zedong that's not meWrite poetry man that's not me100k peasants that's not meone of the greatest leaders in human history yeah thats me
>>221307139I have a few but not THE one ring>>221307185I shagged my wife yesterday but I don't look at it desu
>>221306817>>221306917>>221307132>>221307153Remember when the PS2 slim came out? I remember venturing into the mall with mumberg to pick up this little nigga for $150. Quiet as a mouse and thinner than a book with a massive library of over 4000 games. Those were the days. Those were the fucking days, lads.
it is my sincerest regret to announce that rorke was accosted by a pack of feral niggers while on his virgin walk earlier and raped to death
>>221307218rorke's next jeans
>>221307207Every hole's a goal
>>221307218Very true
>>221307256rorke fi ded
>>221307241first game i played on mine was star wars starfighter and it boggled my stupid little brain
>>221307207>fat muslim jungle asiandon’t care I’d plap till the room stank
>>221307241Grim how bad gaming is nowSadly what happens when women and jews get involved
>raped to death indian women...
i actually think cats are pretty terrific
>>221307234can i have one?
Da jooz
>>221307282>get gang raped on bus>go to police>get gang raped by policeIndia is not a real place
>>221307278It’s about the same. Videotoys were never good.
thinking rorke thoughts in my incel castle
Just took my 93yr grandmother to vote, she’s registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, “which box for Islamism and bigger boobs?” A cheer went up from the waiting voters.
listening to bjorkvespertine, since you asked
So it's decided then, /brit/ is a Tim general.
>>221307310this but unironically
Picture this, rorke and leftypol both butt nakedBangin' on the bathroom floor
bjork and bjeftypol
i love aimee lou wood
>>221307320hello nigger-no-mates
Canslad here with the updateGot the cans.Not the BIG cans. Just the 4000mls of pure stellaAbout 2 hours later than I'd like to start on a toilnight but you know what they say: getting fired is a goal
>>221307360would love to suck on her chebs while she rams a toy up my arse
>>221307373pic of the cans?
wanking to blacked jav
>>221307338was never anything to decide mate
>>221307375Like a buzz lightyear or what?
>>221307386vpn off there, was it, lad?Missing the vpn, are you, lad?
What’s the most recent post you read that made you think, 'Well said'?
>>221307412This one >>221307412
>>221307373Stella is bullshit brewed in the uk glucose syrup crap how can you drink that
>amuro desertshow the fuck is he supposed to get fuel and ammunition
>>221307407simple request no?
>>221307387i like the ones they send her to what looks like a mug shack african village to get piped by poorly costumed bbc tribesmen while village elders watch on
>>221307418Well said
>>221307375you zoomers can't help but be faggots can you
>>221307433We're talking about jav, not your mums home videos
>>221307433my grandpa played the wise old chief in many of these films
canslad at the pub starting every sentence with "Canslad here," and ending every sentence with "by the way I'm Canslad" and never once going to the bar
Mikey doesn't post here anymore :/
>>221307423Same way I drink anything, lad>>221307431And yet your vpn still isn't on>>221307468Canslad hear, I don't really go to the pub. I find it lacks cans, you see.
>>221307423Canslad is a west brit traitor
brit bro hasn't posted for 3 months. He might be dead.
>>221307511ive been posting loads
Saved a kitten by kicking a fat street dogfugging hell i hope that cat is alright wherever it went
>>221307520No I haven't
six million cans is a bit much don't you think
driving up to see the LDR gf for a bit of cock-in-fanny
>>221307504Brewed in the uk is not necessarily a bad thing but it’s just that Stella Artois is supposed to be a Belgian beer. It’s bordering on false advertisement
>>221307533I can tell by your flag mate
driving up to see the FDR gf for a bit of new deal legislation
>>221307538who's she having then?
>>221307550chortling
he's poo ploperatora pooooo ploperatoooorrrr
>>221307549Really? I couldn't tell
>>221307550lol!
"Belgian" Stella Artois: I am full English R1b.
rorke shagging a slice of toast
>>221307571dumb mutt
>>221307571get FUCKED dustin
leftypol knotting himself with a k9 dragon dildo
>>221307571too many dogs around and too many dog owners nowadays tbf when does it end?
no more crack starting tuesday
>>221307598
i think dogs should be able to vote
reckon we should abolish all copyright laws
>>221307605you need some of that good tofu
>>221307320Debunked
Bit coldToo lazy to get the sweater on me
>>221307634they've been able to since the early 1900s
>>221307639go back to china
>>221307645
>>221307665Lads, no tears, I found the sweater I had on yesterdayAnd lads, I've a questions, calling it a sweater makes me feel like a faggot. What do you cunts call them? I'm not enough of a Westernized British Irishlad, you see
looks like another week will be thrown away making no memories and another thursday evening alone thinking about what could have been if I'd only have stepped outside of my comfort zone
>>221307600blatantly true but everyone will just call you a paki for saying so
>>221307738just start over in the USA
>>221307738ktimbut i also wanked to tranny feet porn and feel more shame for that
>>221307609I think cuckoos lay their eggs in other birds' nests so those birds have to raise the cuckoos' chicksThat's where the word "cuckold" comes fromCuckoos cuck other birds
>>221307698they do more harm than good. who is it protecting? corporate mannequins who want to sit back and collect endless profits for doing nothing, meanwhile youtube videos get copyright claimed for having 5 seconds of a licenced song, or people getting sued for logos that look vaguely similar to a logo they own
>>221307725we call them jumpers
>>221307375Leave it to the professionals, lad.
gonna cook some rice in the oven
>>221307784what are donkeys even forwhy not just get a horse
>>221307763reminds me of my visit to telluride
>>221307777checked and cuckoopilled
just got deflowered
rorke does cocaine and posts the most insane racism on 4chan
>>221307800>jumpersGuess we've more incommon than I thought, lad
>>221307808reckon a donkey would be tighter than most horses if you shagged it
>>221307763nice ai slop image retard
>>221307791they would still collect endless profits only it would be off the backs of stolen art from small artists and you would get to put mickey mouse in a youtube video i suppose?
>>221307808they're lovely and they protect livestock from predators
:|
people are always calling me a cuck but i don't have a gf or wife so how can i be cucked you idiots
>>221307784Donkeh
>>221307805she's literally perfect
>>221307835i'm inclined to believe people will naturally flock to the original source rather than the knockoffs, unless the knockoff is markedly superior in which case that's just healthy competition
Dog owners becoming increasingly insufferable
>TARS, set course to vote Restore Britain >Rorke that's not possible>No, it's necessary
reeeeeing at normies
>>221307850Grim
>>221307850>that clear moment where there's a camera cutLads, AI wouldn't havce done that
Western culture is finished. This is not a doom post about the West has fallen. It is the truth. We are out of ideas. Everything that could be done, philosophically, politically, artistically, has been done. All great cultures hit this wall. Nothing genuinely novel in the culture can arise. Everything is just a repeat of old forms, of tinkering with the mechanical civilisation the culture has built. If you don’t believe me, look at the top films this decade. Look at the music. Look at the fashion. It’s all just reinvention or revival of shit that worked in the past. Cultures that reach this point either remain in permanent stasis (India, China), or slowly begin to materially decile until the civilisation collapses and the culture vanishes. Classical Rome as an example.
>>221307863found the green voter
>>221307850>not their spit>not directly in my mouth
>>221307857yeah they'll flock to the unknown artist no one has ever heard of and not the company with billions in advertising
Kinda sad that there are some great minds in this thread that will never be put to good use. There are women who would love your humour, there are companies who would pay big money for your ideas, drive and imagination. There are friends who would be proud to call you their best man one day. But alas, the mind is a prison and the souls here have chosen confinement
I am just full Scottish R1b.
>>221307882thought this was a third world country initially
>>221307900kahteem
keep copyright law, but tax proprietary IP according to the principles of georgism
>>221307600Very brown of you
was going to watch something but forgot what it was x
Confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as/brit/life!
>>221307905yeah this but unironically
>>221307863entitled bunchthink everyone else wants to see/hear/smell their disgusting mutant
>>221307910
who am i supposed to vote for in the scottish election lads
>>221307943Who is this and why did he harass Tim
I forgot.
>>221307808Easier to keep, cheaper to buy, and less fragile so better for labour. Like asking why someone would buy a Ford instead of a Bentley
>>221307942that doesn't even happen now when indian bot accounts steal shit for engagement bait
>>221307935i get up when i wantexcept on wednesdays when i'm rudely awakened by the dustman
>>221307957It's Employed Woman
it not right
>>221307976
>>221307882the view now
>>221307910Would want to date any woman who would have *me* as their partner
>>221307850dunno about the others but the ginger is a porn actress and been BLACKED to hell and back
>>221307957a redditor
>>221307982best I can do is 70
we have to put our pugberg down :(only 9, a kid
Starcraft II.
>>221307896The West died in 1945
>>221307995alri Groucho
my fury against the pajeet race grows more ferocious with each passing minute
Polls closed
There are women who would love you if you just left the house once in a while
>>221307995what a bizzare comment, to hold yourself in such low regard it’s inhumane
time for some czechcasting
>Cameron-Clegg fucks up economy with austerity and increases tuition fees, bedroom tax>Cameron solo fucks up the country with brexit>May pushes the brexit can down the road and does nothing of note>Boris brings in so-called boriswave, party scandal, fucks up lockdown and covid policy, further damages economy>Truss kills the queen and really fucks up the economy>Sunak does basically nothing different from Boris and does not stop the boats>country totally fucked up after 14 years of Conservative government, economy in the shitter, declining position on the international stage and migration crisis unresolved>Starmer elected, does some manifesto goals, reverses and prevents future tory insanity>problems created by the tories keep happening but not as bad as before>Starmer still takes all the blame for itHe is genuinely the most unfairly scapegoated politician in this country's history since Gordon Brown
Your wisdom is gone.
>>221308024Aryan
>>221307896
>>221308019no there aren't
>>221307982Should have set an alarm like I did
Imagine if they gave me and Spaino a radio show on XFM. I might actually *save* British comedy.
>>221307896Not reading your incel post
>>221308024i like the rapey ones
>>221308001that so?
Talk to dogberg more than I talk to people
dear mr starmer i would quite like a chubby goth gf who is a bit mean but still lets me shag her faceplease can this be arranged post-hasteeternally yours,
>>221308030
>>221307982>magnetic thumbstickscurse these metal hands
>>221308015*camera pans out and the viewer sees Ariki is talking to himself in the mirror*
>>221307957i think it was a relative of one of Tims neighbours complaining about Tims music. He tried to act tough in front of his gf/wife by bullying Tim but Tim basically ignored him iirc and he walked off looking like a defeated lion
>>221308067just start a podcast mate. its a nascent industry i hear
>>221307982looks like a steamdeck with no screen
>>221308075bet he's bloody sick of you
>eternally yours,
In the mental ward lads
so grateful i wasn't born indian. god loves me.
>>221308095Screen costs extra
catbergs are little twats
>>221308081seen many of these girls (slightly less gothy ones but the same phenotype) and I always had my mate take them and I’d take the fit skinny one
didnt vote, couldnt be arsedas long as the greens dont get in i dont care
Yeah, mate. You got me.
>>221308100pussy bitch
>>221308008It would have hit the same problem. Just under a technocratic Nazi coat of paint than an Anglo liberal one. The Nazis btw, would have eventually softened had they won, they would have found out the lofty dreams they had were very hard to implement and not good for stabilityNo correct political system can overturn this problem, since it’s structural. It’s not even really a problem so long as it is managed correctly, it’s just inevitable. Cultures are formed in rural places of people tied to the land. Eventually they build up into urban civilisations. Urban civilisations do not experiment. They refine and repeat and ossify.
>>221308090TV executive to White people: Just start a podcast mateTV executive to non-White people: Here's a blank cheque and a slot during primetime Me and Spaino will be talking about this on the first episode of our podcast
been up all night on opioids watching shitty films starring damon wayans
indians are peng tho
>>221308100phwoar enjoy your holiday being pampered and fed and i hope none of the staff are bullying bastards stay safe x
>>221308100don't let em medicate you lad
>>221308030He’s was dealt a bad hand and I think he played it poorly. How people under the age of 70 are even dreaming of voting Tory again is fucking beyond me - genuine Stockholm syndrome at that point
>>221308100this post has a weird fishy smell to it, weird x
>They refine and repeat and ossify.jak
going london tomorrow
>>221308133yeah the hot ones
always wanted to start a narrative podcast but i'd need a rich deep voice and i have a neeky nasally virgin voice
>>221308133looks like my lesbian neighbour next door
>>221308133have you smelt them tho? I had a one night stand with a Bangladeshi girl and her bedroom legit stunk of curry
>>221308112Depends on the berg doesn't it
>>221308133Yeah? Which ones?
>>221308158grim
>>221308030Well said
>>221308131dunno if ive decieved you about my identity somehow but i'm not a TV exec just a regular bloke
>>221308138when a person is sectioned (legally detained) the doctors are allowed to order compulsory injections. the staff are then allowed to physically restrain you so you can't move, and then inject you against your wishes.t. former mental patient
>>221308162what's a narrative podcast?
>>221308145I will admit he has been far from perfect and not reached his manifesto goals but the situation was terrible and he has done better than any tory, green, or reform politician would have75% of the public disapprove of him and I think that is just because of the media and the current voter mentality of "blame the incumbent for the last decade and a half of tory created problems"This is my opinion, I am a Starmer defender and proud of it
>>221308100why would your stuff not be safe?
>>221308195but this is voluntary, does it matter how severe the case is? I was talking more about SSRI's and shit like that
>>221308198well for me it would be like a late night radio show, it's not the kind of podcast where you talk about current events or dating or dudebro stuff or any of that shite
>>221308200GB News has been disastrous for the minds of the over 40s population
>>221308221>>221308221>>221308221
>>221308129>Nazis btw, would have eventually softened had they won, they would have found out the lofty dreams they had were very hard to implement and not good for stabilityThis has been debunked
