normalise greasy women edition
first!
First for a Green party landslide!
only good thing about last thread was Soogs poster
>>221320263Would actually be quiet funny now
not a massive fan of AI myself and see the problems it can cause but all im saying is everytime i see someone complaining about AI they're some sort of reddit tranny/progressive/"artist"basically the last person you would want to listen to
>Your Partyif you're a muslim then it is indeed 'Your' party
Rorke never stops winning
>>221320265yeah there were a few nice soogs in there
>voter turnout in Great Yarmouth increased from 28% to 46%Mental how Lowe is going to sweep it
To exemplify what I mean by equating attractiveness with good physiognomy I'll point to someone like Jay Dyer. He's a handsome man, but he has very very untrustworthy physiognomy, he looks like a used car salesman and anyone with good pattern recognition would never trust him with their money.
>>221320288wipe my arse with all those flags
>>221320282isnt he the guy who went missing
rorke finna boutta get changed
Are you voting in UK?
>ooh look at me, I'm being ironically vulgar to prove a point! check out r/horsedildo btw I'm top gold earner on therefucking sick of redditors living in the real world
If Restore gets in we’ll have cunts like Sargon of Akkad in cabinet
>>221320265gp
Alright what time are they announcing the Green vote I've got things to do
God is real and evolution is nonsense
>>221320306Do prawns count as fish?
>>221320311it’s not relevant enough to announce fortunately
>Greens These mongs actually thought they’d win
>>221320066It's only better for dumb brown slaves who can do nothing except wield a club.>>221320079>Which is jam packed with brownsHence the need for depopulation.Ancient Aryans conquered India 3000 years ago.>>221320091By the 2nd century, Rome was flooded by browns. Nordics create and maintain civilisation. Rome collapsed within 100 years of Christian Bolshevism becoming the state religion under Theodosius (380).Fun Fact: the only other legal religion in the Late Roman Empire was judaism :)
>>221320306Mad how I thought this kind of thing was funny in 2010 but have since grown up
>>221320237the simple truth is you can't learn a language in any meaningful amount of time through an app designed for "teaching"the most important thing for language learning is natural engagement with it (reading/writing and speaking in real world scenarios)
>>221320302Nah, online right wing Orthodox Christian debate bro who catyank is obsessed with
>>221320277Give it up Rorke, based Centrist Nige has completely humiliated Rupert Lowe. Cunt will be in a home in a few years with how rapidly his dementia is progressing
>>221320241Looksmatched for a 6/10 chudcel
God is real, she's black
>>221320359i have a chance then!
>>221320336All of Europe from 400 AD onwards then must have been brown slaves who can do nothing except wield a club
>>221320302
/pol/mongs please go back to /pol/
>>221320341Yeah? And how many languages do you speak?
>>221320376Big chunks of Italy and Greece yeah
The missis crying
I'm using Duolingo to learn French and it's definitely helping me leant to read it. Currently able to read French children's books with relative ease. The trick is to not rely on one form of learning.
>>221320359I would marry her
>>221320386what about the rest of europe that has been christian since and clearly aren’t brown slaves in your estimation
>>221320382Finbar can’t handle being reminded that his precious Greens and Labour have been BTFO by Reform LOL
genuinely terrible threads today
Sir Arse Wipeington
Lib-Lab-Con National Government NOW
can someone post some pornography im tryna jerk off here
>>221320420blud read le petit prince and thinks he’s making progress
nth for the holodem
>>221320306only people who ive seen microwave fish in the workplace are nigerians
>>221320420omelette du fromage
Bring back Mason Greenwood
>>221320457You are objectively making progress if you go from not knowing any French to being able to read The Little Prince, very dumb comment.
>>221320440elections got loads of pol virgins and tourists on here maybe
>>221320406>>221320418Imagine their mouths around cronem soul poles
listening to weedeater
Cute
>>221320486This but unironically
My ward went fucking conservative what are they playing at
>No, noooooo, you can't talk about politics just because something important happened, we NEED to get back to the topic of black penises immediately
>>221320510Christianity
>>221320491if only there were a /brit/ but for politics for them to go tocould be there's one on /v/
>>221320384Aside from English I'm N2 Japanese, taking N1 in July and I'm conversationally fluent in Korean but if I took TOPIK I'd likely only be mid level
Here are the ward turnouts in Yarmouth for the Norfolk County Council divisions:Breydon – 49.52pcGorleston – 47.19pcLothingland – 48.30pcMagdalen – 41.67pcOrmesby – 53.27pcSouth Caister and Bure – 50.26pcThe Fleggs – 53.35pcYarmouth, Nelson and Southtown – 35.50pcYarmouth North and Central – 35.49pc Unprecedented
went on my walk today and a beautiful redhead with large breasts smiled at me and said morning and it felt like the dust was shaken from my soul for a moment
>>221320534CAN'T FLOOR THE RESTORE
>>221320520
>>221320520more of a poo man myselfhowever, you should know that discussions about politics and current events are banned on /int/
The irony of being told to fuck off to pol by a literal Polack
Literally every council in my area is Reform now kek
>>221320420sur le pont d'avignon
Halloween kids.
Great Shrumpshire upon Nevington - thirty glipture percentYorton Neggle - shor percentMerton under Kymble - heffity four percentabsolutely unbelievable numbers lads this is completely unprecedented in these districts
I voted for the black penis party
>>221320588Fuck off Nige lmao
I will be shocked if Bromley doesn’t go reform, can’t believe Bexley went conservative how’s that happened
>>221320588Like a Two Ronnies sketch this
Big Rupez will deport Farage to Israel after Restore's 2029 landslide victory
Labour in fourth place currently, won't even get in the Champions League at this rate
>>221320588Yoyo
>>221320553i'm britishthis is /brit/, you seedon't really mind a bit of politics personally, it can still be relevant but it's good to have a mix
all those political posts still up and jeff gets banned for a post about IndianDeary me
>>221320619Yoooooooo
Chap who works behind my local bar looks like a male model but he has a proper neeky nerd voice, it really doesn't sound like it's coming from him. It's like if David Gandy spoke like David Mitchell.
>>221320629Fucking benchod deserved it for disrespecting Bharat
>>221320629Nah just deleted. Don't want to test the banhammer
>>221320639Bet his bumhole has seen some work
>>221320639prolly still does a fair bit of shagging, bartenders are always at it
>>221320629oh piss off you bulimic little spastic no one’s stopping you posting about poo
Europe.
>>221320662ok but why don't you take it to the board that is specifically dedicated for you to shit it up with politics
>>2213206396'3" professional athlete with six kids Chris Sutton sounds like Moss off the IT Crowd
kiss the alderman
>>221320677because it’s a reddit tier echo chamber of bent liberals and I prefer to speak with the real people
I talk about politics when my team wins but when my team loses I tell people not to talk about politics
Right we're not still debating commiemong are weYou do realise he's trolling?
we are charlie kirkwe carry the flame
>>221320707And by "speak with" you mean spew shite that nobody will read into the thread like verbal diarrhea
Dont like Reform for how many Asian(South Asian for the yanks) councillors they have, and because Farage is a Russian funded conman. Only voted for them because my constituency didn’t have a Restore representative (for now)
T-shirt's got blood and food stains on it
>>221320739gp
>>221320745welcome to your first day on /brit/
I'm an ugly freak. There isn't one other in the world who looks like me.
>*poos*>*starts a pandemic*
>>221320757>ugly freaksorry, didn't know you were nordic
Getting the GeoWizard watched
I don't want all the biomass about but I also want my NHSwho do I vote for?
>>221320773I have Irish ancestry, pale freckled skin with lots of redness :(
>>221320787Restore
>>221320777he's a racist
Scared of hanta virus ladsThey’re saying it’s airborne transmissible human to humans, 35% fatality rate among the first group that’s infected (albeit they were all elderly birdwatchers), r value of 2.1, and incubation period of 14-30 days with asymptomatic transmissionOff to Tesco’s to buy toilet paper while they’re still there
Hearing rumours that Keir Starmer's a wanker
hi
>>221320812even better
>>221320813used to steal the big rolls of toilet paper from my toil back in the covid days
>>221320813Sorry not falling for this again x
once saw a bloke sniff a seat at the gym after a big bloke had been on it, he tried to pass it off as setting the weights but I saw him take a big huffhe was eventually kicked out for starting a fight in the showers
>>221320836ktim i would take bin bags
>you’re Mao Zedong>you attack with 100k peasants>no shoes>1 rifle per 100 men>92% of your army slaughtered>and your only son>they tell you to surrender>you say your flag is red not white>restart>write poetry>*goes viral*>10 years later>Beijing is free>60 years later>Century of Humiliation?>Nope.>The Chinese Century.>800 million lived from poverty>lead in 5G, space, AI, trains>surpassed the invaders and traitors in everything>embalmed>revered>one of the greatest leaders in human history>The Spartacus that won.
>>221320841did he yea? try to sniff the seat at the gym after a big bloke had been on it yea? eventually get kicked out for starting a fight in the showers yea?
>>221320857these kind of posts were cool 7 years ago
>>221320846if they wanna say we're key workers then it's key we have clean bums and black bags to put our rubbish inend of the day my work owes me these things for free, anything not nailed down is fair game
>>221320848>>you’re Mao ZedongStopped reading here. I am NOT Mao Zedong. I'm Rorke.
Just can't understand how Reform are doing so well lads
Bruce still having a melty
… pre lunchtime wearing my excellent glasses watching live dp world Tour golf on sky sports golf on my tv via sky stream in home …
>I'm Rorke.aura
>>221320868were they yeah? cool 7 years ago were they yeah? everyone all grown up now are they yeah? no-one likes this sort of post any more yeah?
leftypol on suicide watch lol
>did he yea? try to sniff the seat at the gym after a big bloke had been on it yea? eventually get kicked out for starting a fight in the showers yea?
interesting how different north and south korea are isn't it
Timmy want din dins
wonder if ol Tim watches the UFC
nothing more pointless and boring than med v nord arguments
>>221320871fully agree but these bin bags were blue so that's all the more reason to take them
Why are British new builds such poor quality nowadays?
subhuman "nord" still thinks he's white. i did notice how you stopped replying to my posts. i guess getting btfo'd does that to you :)
going karamja anyone want owt
oh no melty
>>221320941based
>>221320914S
>>221320953bananas
>>221320941nobody gives a shit because they're for foreigners so they just do the bare minimum
not a "melty" though, is it?
mate has just spammed 500 messages in the group chatim a little concerned
big stinky HUGE melty
>>221320959posted it again award
>>221320941they got fired for this video btw
>>221320953Monkeys
leftypol melty
>>221320971the fellas aren't in london and are from a more british area
experiencing emotional dysregulation in response to a series of triggers
Looking forward to my nap soon, lads!Very exciting stuff this x
>>221320938i'm not med though. more of an Anglo vs wannabe nord argument
>>221321005you''re pinging up a storm on my brown nigga radarsort it out
>>221321018bet 500 dollary dingos you're lebanese
mental fulham once got to a europa league final
>>221321029*plops*
been scrolling through some british subreddits and they mention greggs a lot in a twee way
rorke slamming his cgp maths book saying its too difficult
>>221321014*tucks you in*
>>221320639Quite depressing when you think about how many attractive people waste their youth and looks behind a bar instead of making it big
business idea: exterminate nords, grind their bodies up and use them as fertilizer
If there's ever a person to convince me they're white it's the man who's spent almost 4 hours talking about how white he is
>>221321056Did not know /brit/ was this friendly
>>221321038nope :)also implying your welfare scamming as could afford that much KEK
wish I knew what my voice sounded like but every time I speak it comes out different
I hope Employed Woman is having a lovely day, be that at work, or off work enjoying her leisure time.
>>221321089>her
>On average, Labour's vote is down by 16 points on that in 2022 - and even more - by 19 points compared with 2024. The drop has been especially sharp in places where the party was previously strongest and in wards where many people identify as Muslim.
based keir
big strong rorke lad night out tonight, taking this country back tops the celebration itinerary
>>221321085I reckon you should record a bunch of voice samples and then overlay them all and play it backwhatever you hear is your real voice
>buy new build>utter atrocious built quality>buy old house>it's literally falling apart>both will cost £300k+ anywayjust can't win in the UK (unless your name is tarquin or tabitha and daddy buys you a house haha x)
So, weekend plans lads?
>>221321078>welfare scamming as couldNigger can't spell XD
>>221321078would spark you out with one punch, can just tell
Green surge is coming any second now lads. Just you wait!
>>221321105There's a castle cook nearby who's having some trouble sourcing ingredients for a Duke's cake, gonna give him a hand, then it's off to the desert for a fancy swordYou?
>>221321102>taking this country backwho took it
>>221321089Fuck off piehead you ugly mutant loser. Do you ever have a day off spamming your fat sex offender mong boyfriend?
I'm about to have a pie, not a Charlie Bingham's pie, 2 of those cheap pies from a box of 4 for £2.I wish I was as loaded as Tim.>>221321096She is a woman>>221321100>rape enabler supporting rapistsno way say it ain't so
>>221321098Deserved it for pandering to ‘sheeds
>>221321149Tim is a registered sex offender you fat stupid cunt
>>221321114>>221321124these posters REEK of receding harlines kek + non-white blood :)
>>221321145Jews
Might get some drinks in and ruin some team games all night while pissed again.>>221321148I'm not Piehead, I don't even know who that is.>>221321169>coming onto the Internet to just lielol
>>221321105anime wank
Need a UK version of this with are Zack
can this tranny freak put their trip on so i can filter and stop replying to themselves
that aussie really thinks he's superior to this
>>221320241imagine the smell
>>221321138
>>221320885>>221320885
>>221321203Fuck off pie head you fat dosser
>>221321210faintly homosexual post
>>221321189>>221321193Grow up
>>221321104If it doesn't have subsidence an old house will last much longer. Insulation can vary wildly though.
>>221321210Nordicism is law.
why does medical weed look so good but taste like shit compared to black market stuff
>>221321229He's so superior that just a picture of him makes you think of sex
watched rocky recently thought it was really good loved the cute autism girl and the natural dialogue
>>221321250don't know, don't do drugs me
>>221321210>lost to a small swarthy medLMAO
Is there anything browner than being a Christian in 2026? Seriously
Ffs greens won the mayoral in hackneyTime to read their manifesto and see what they're actually going to do
Going to M&S, you can't stop me
meth and fruit plate kind of night
>>221321186my hairline at 34keep coping though
>>221321274Being a nazi
>>22132127610m africans
>>221321279hi bonebroth27
>>221321274yeah, being nordic. what kind of white person goes orange in the sun? kek that's that saami blood coursing through their veins
One love <3Babylon gon fall
big black bootys jiggling
>>221321276ban fox hunting, bet you'll hate that won't you quentin
Don't blame me, I voted for Your Party
>>221321258no it’s a bit gay to post on the superiority of other men and posting shirtless pictures of them
Insane how many ethnics are standing for ReformI genuinely see more English names standing for the Greens
Had an old white lady tell me how she’s wished she was Māori today and how jealous she is. BITCH you do not want to experience the trauma and social effects of colonialism
>>221321294greetings
i voted for bladee
>>221320486>>221320515
>>221321303how? restore weren't standing?
SEND IN THE STARMTROOPERS
>>221321280>not blondeyikes nordcuck is NOT gonna like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9vZiOZXebE
Met a bloke and became friends with him then I realised he’s an alcoholic and a drug user and is 35 bragging about shagging 19 year olds. Told him I don’t want to be friends and he got upset. Weirdo freak, I imagine many of you are like him
>>221321309Because it gives you an erection?
>>221321328art
>>221321318fuck me you are even more of a disgusting non-white rodent than the nordfilth.KILL YOURSELF BROWN ANIMAL CUNT
It's over.
>>221321342you in a position to be turning down friends, you boring bastard?
>>221321342bleurgh yuck! 19 year olds? disgusting am I right?
>>221321342you’re safe here mate we have 35 year olds who can’t even conceive of what it’s like to shag a 19 year old
>>221321333
>Landlords may be FINED £7,000 per property if they fail to send a vital Renters' Rights Act sheet by May 31 Deegs please heed this warning
Think we can finally draw a line under the idea Rupert Lowe is going to have any influence at all over British politics.
fuck off
This Carling Black Label is certainly an improvement on the regular slop, but it is fighting to reach mediocrity, let alone greatness.Overall score? It's a 4/10 from me
>>221320588My da grew up in Yorton Neggle
Turn on the tv leftypol, total rorke domination has occurred
I am full Dutch R1b.
>>221321346no you’re just venerating the male form and how “superior” this bloke is
>>221321370Yes? I’m quite a sociable person irl.
Great Yarmouth first has fallen...
>>221321398It's 1pm mate
tried talking to that lass my friend set me up with and I just CAN'T! Keep sperging out about it!
Could do with some tight shaved pussy
Big bulging & boisterous reform lads out on the streets in droves today. This country is alive and well.
>>221321381>not blonde>not nordicsimple as :)
someone's been at my arse again
>>221321367:/
MELTDOOOOOOOOOOWN!!!!!!!!
>>221321414>pmexactly
You never know if you gonna get the happy aussie poster or the twisted maniacal aussie poster.
>>221321399um
> ITV are reporting early gossip from Merthyr is that Reform activists are worried that Plaid's vote is "overwhelming" and that Plaid may have even won in the Gurnos (where Farage launched Reform's 2024 election campaign)Bombaclarrrrrrrrrrt
Going London tomorrow The big smoke Our nations capital
>>221321433both are the same guy
>>221321399appropriately dressed to vote reform in the polls
ENTER
leftypol gluing himself to the pavement as we speak
>>221321406your gay fantasies have nothing to do with me mate, sorry
>>221321284Coal
>>221321432How much you planning on drinking then?
>>221321452come to Sutton x
almost weekend time yall
leftypol seeing the results and jumping off a bridge but getting his leg tangled in the st george flag tied to it
>>221321457say what you will about Matt Hancock but his mistress was fit
rorke busting out leftypol's sporting goods store after leftypol placed a large wager on a green sweep
>>221321486
>>221321479ngl this shi gettin me hyped for the wknd no cap
>>221321457screaming
Get the sexy Aryan men posted
>>221321474one more can, then a nap, then up to give dogberg his dentastick, then a wank, then wash my hands, then walk dogberg, then back for my curry at about 8pm
If Jesus was Somalian would you still be Christian? Well rorke?
the cheat day:2 Chicago Town pizzas2 Bird's Eye fish filletsChicken and Chorizo and paella rice all washed down with a Pepsi Max
>>221321479yippie
>>221321508Yes
Bournemouth defender is a nonce
neighbours dogs having a melty at 10pm vile twisted beasts
my air friers only gone and broke
Mental how I'll be drinking beer alone in my bedroom tonight
>>221321510nigga thats a fraud day not cheat day
i just be flexin in my truey jeans
>>221321477nope we're full, he can go to croydon and experience the peak of our capitals diverse culture instead though
>>221321523LOL
BREAKING: Labour have held Wigan
Who’s this bone broth guy. Why’s he got a name. Who is this major playing in the scene
>>221321531ktim xxxx
>>221321538don't wanna cheat too much. it not right
>>221321531get the bags in
>>221321523> blurry cropped photos of Instagram DMs (which of course are notoriously HARD to fake) Looks freaking legit to me bro
>>221321525>10pmit's only one o'clock mate
>>221321523just scouting youth prospects
>>221321546just a bloke same as any other bloke honestly
>>221321531>>221321547ktim also x
>drinking and doing drugs alonegosh anon, you're SUCH a loser
it's mentalit's madit's mad how mental
>>221321531Do you enjoy it at least?
im starting the haunted mound norwich chapter
>>221321544>Labour have held WiganSounds like they could use some hand sanitiser!
>>221320500
>>221321546his name is alex and the bone broth thing is an attempt to mock me
wish some of us loners could meet up x
inshallah inshallah inshallah
>>221321510Mental how nice those mini Chicago Town pizzas are. Pure slop but absolutely peng.
>>221321576I’m sorry he’s doing that to you lad
pushing my disabled wheelchair nan down an escalator
>>221321574BOOM BOOM
>>221321570Yes but if I drink too much Saturday is basically a write off and the hangxiety will ruin me
>>221321572i already started it so no you aren't
When I go out and drink in public nobody talks to me anyway don't really see the point
Can we have a bad psych edition?
>>221321566a nice beverage of an afternoon is quite different to snorting the white stuff in your living room
>>221321510Goodbye any and all progress for the entire week. Do not have cheat days, cheat meals at maximum
Listening to the new Movements song x
>>221321597
>>221321508of course
poo screaming until every ausrats eardrums explode and they cant hear the roos sneaking up to rape them for eternity
I trust you've all done your part and voted for your local Muslim Independent candidate then?
Prime Minister Zia Yusef!
>>221321541um
>>221321624
Don't get how people drink booze and just stop after 1 or 2 and go about their day as normal. If I drink I want to drink until I fall asleep.
>>221321600The only person who talks to me when I’m pissed is the paki guy at the off license I go to when I’ve run out of alcohol but don’t want to sleep genuinely love him
… lunchtime wearing my excellent glasses watching live dp world Tour golf on sky sports golf on my tv via sky stream in home …
>>221321584lost count of how many times have had a box of the 'roni ones while steamboats
NEW>>221321657>>221321657>>221321657
>>221321523um
>>221321637really something quite wholesome about the relationship between an alcoholic and his local bossman
