IGNORING THE BUMP LIMIT edish
I am very intelligent
not reading allat
today's luncheon
>>221321625Excuse me it’s Muhammad Zia Yusuf
Can I know?
Rorke stays winning
>>221321649Your breath must smell like a nuclear weapon
>>221321649pickle riiiiiiiick
>>221321649post that with a Polish VPN on and Americans will be falling over themselves to call it sovl
>>221321656poo
watching martial arts movie training montages on youtube to build motivation for the upcoming diet that will inevitably end tomorrow
>>221321649wheres the veg
Timmy eating well for lunch today. LUSH
>>221321624done a hoot at this
>>221321689It 6x lush
>>221321689yummy
So... this is Rorke.
>>221321689>>221321702Followed by you licking his anus clean
>>221321689looks good
>>221321689How is his liver not rotted with the amount he drinks
I want to put my willy in a girl so badly
I've lost a lot of weight and I've had some cheat days, but I don't consider them cheat days as I'm not "on a diet" and I've instead "changed my diet"When you're "on a diet" it implies that you will come off the diet, but if your goal is to lose weight and keep it off then you want to make permanent changes to your dietary habits
>>221321683Can't you see the pickles?
got a bit of chest pain probably be alright in a minute
>>221321733they dont count
pppppppick up a penguin
Looks like there's a party forming on my street here. Big strong Reform stock lads are carrying tables and chairs while their plump blonde wives hang bunting. Nobody is saying exactly what they're celebrating but there's a big knowing smile on everyone's faces.
>>221321729I don't even pine for sex that much I just want to come home from work and cuddle with someone that loves me
gay fantasyzero replies
>>221321751ok
well I'm not worried that I've never been on a date or texted a woman or touched a boob or had sex or had a girlfriend because I'm only 33 so there's still plenty of time for me you see plenty of time haha I'm only a kid really
>"I'm not happy about the election results" claims man that never votes
>>221321762Seeing the same here on my street.
>>221321738Just relax, it's most likely chest spasms or digestive issues x
>>221321798Being a Nazi
leftypol toiling in the fields and factories, training his body, leading labour unions to fight for better salaries for his fellow manrorke sat on a virgin forum claiming he'd be succesful if he lived in a white ethnostate
>>221321793HATE pigeons
might just post the same thing over and over again
>>221321762Mate the exact same is happening here, musclebound reform stock are high giving everyone who walks past. It feels like.. england
>>221321798Spamming like this is very Indian behaviour
>get girlfriend>hate being with her and love being alone>relationship fails>hate being alone and miss being with someone>repeat
>>221321819just spam images of some retard you've got from X that's a good tactic
xiaohongshu
>>221321832Ktim but I never get a gf
the 9/10 supervisor touched my forearm affectionately this morning and my dick actually twitched
just banter innitguys being dudes
>>221321846bless you
holy smokes the vegan gays just uploaded a video of them visiting a vegan only hotel!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QOFNefeLGs
>>221321812wonder if he eats whats on the fork and then checks the picture or does it the other way round
>>221321738Had chest pains for a year but every time I go to GP or my NHS Hospital it's some voodoo off-the-boat witch doctor who doesn't gove a shite or know anything about medicine. Probably all got fake degrees.
Really really uncomfortable image, what is wrong with this man?
>>221321863ac
>>221321857we all know she doesnt exist mate you can pack it in now x
>>221321862What gay Australian pastime is this?
>>221321878that's taskmaster assistant alex horne
>>221321812surely you would just take another photo with your eyes open
>>221321895spaki
>>221321864sorry but how can you, as a bloke, look at the chap on the right and think, 'hmm yes, would much rather be up his arsehole than a lovely woman's tuppence'?
>>221321890whatever helps you sleep at night fella
>>221321895Generally think we should leave them to whatever nonsense they’re doing. I don’t feel the need to wipe out other people for the sake of it.
>>221321729haha yeah
i've got that wears a tshirt at the pool party energy
>>221321864STOP. EATING. MEAT.
>>221321624based lad
>>221321878he's trying to enlarge her breasts
>wake up>remember I'm blonde and blue eyed and therefore a member of the HerrenvolkFeels good man
>>221321918Called being gay mate
STOP KILLING ANIMALS AND FUCKING GROW UP
>>221321936mate of mine has only gone and bought a pool for his garden so now every time I go round I'll have to go through the humiliation ritual of rocking the trunks and tshirt
>>221321955And we've determined that that isn't a mental illness?
>>221321952race worship won’t get you anywhere lad
ordering 30 burgers from maccies then throwing them straight in the bin just to piss off the vegan poofs
>>221321978tell that to the polls my tiny little mate
>>221321952same but my nose is a bit big so i worry people might think im a jew
what even IS a "councillor"?
>>221321994yeah reform, the aryan man’s party. totally not a coalition of boomers, tories and jeets
Her new video about her favourite 50 books is an hour and 40 minutes? Woman, some of us have lives. If I am going to sit in front of a screen for that long, it will be for an interesting movie or TV series, not a video from Rubbish Stranger!
tempted to get a dominos, not had one in yearsshouldn't really though as I can't afford it and have plenty food in the fridge
Just opened a beerington
>>221322004people who give council
>>221322012copious amount is redundant, ruby
>>221321987BUT YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE VEGAN BURGERS YOU WANT YOU PETULENT LITTLE IMMATURE COCKWOMBLE
>>221322004someone who councils
>>221322014Overpriced as fuck.
How old is Ruby?
>>221322004they're the blokes who take bribes and get planning permits (according to films)
>>221321656Cant think of any must be true
>>221322035Bet that cost 20 quid at least
>>221322007oh you’re seething, oh what a melty
>you never blame the voters Shut up idiot I blame who I want
>>221322014dominos is terrible
>>22132203932
>>221322004like a counsellor but on a big scale
>>221322047am i wrong
>>221321818Thats a turtle dove
>>221322014Don't see the point of ordering from the big chains anymore when I can order from a local and have it be the same price and much better quality. At least you used to get chicken sides for free but now they want you to pay extra
>>221322047this is the highlight of your day
Universal sufferage was a mistake
>>221322035mmm various blocks of shaped and coloured mould
>>221322058yes
>>221322037undeniably>>221322049that's a bit strong innit. It's not worth what you pay for it but objectively it's tasty slop. No one doesn't enjoy it. To suggest otherwise is silly.
>>221322071why
>>221321918Probably filthy isnt he desu
RIP
Hope you didn't vote for the yank party
Remember the Sikhs are bros meme
>>221322045vegans can afford the finer things in life like 20 pound vegan burgers and 180 pound a night vegan hotels because statistically vegans are smarter and more sucessful people.>>221322070Rorke lying sying he wouldnt eat pic related
>>221322072nope. i think pizza hut and papa john's are pretty good. dominos is the worst of the worst. im just save you from making a mistake.
>>221322101Not a big lose
>>221322068Unfortunately the middle class isnt the bastion of (real)conservatism anymore and is just full of champagne socialists
>>221322079Because you know reforms plan to get elected in the first place is to swoon the large conservative voting base (unless you’re not a noticer) getting elected is the most important thing, after which they’ll crush the browns in a vice grip
>>221322101greatest comedy mind of a generation. what a huge loss.
>>221322101Lee Mack macked
baby shark doo doo doo
One of the biggest problems with women today is that they've been indulged by men for millenia, but they still want to be indulged even after being enfranchised so every woman has a 'wants their cake and to eat it too' mentality.
>>221322101F
>>221322117>If it looks good it must taste goodAh yes the brainrotted instagramification of food
>>221322101would I die to you
Surly Mack
>>221322101He's not dead
somebody is hungry
Reminder that Farage is anti-NEET
actually the prices for vegan food is extremely affordable even when eating out. even rorke on universal credit can afford this. who would have thought that people who dont want to murder animals are also ethical when it comes to pricing their goods.
>Ah yes the brainrotted instagramification of food
>>221322187ktim
You all voted, right lads?
>>221322178excellent! They need to be forced to work
>>221322182its cheap cause that shit is made out of fungus and sawdust
>>221322182>£15+ for fake meat>affordableYou're joking
YEEEEEEEEEEEEES ITS WEEKEND!!!!!!ALL GO TO THE PUB TO GET DRUNK ON TOXIC DRINKS SO THAT YOU WILL FEEL HAPPY FOR A FEW OURS IN YOUR MISERABLE LIFE!!!!OH NONONONO I FORGOT TO PAY RENT!!! QUICK, SEND A MESSAGE TO MY LANDLORD TO APOLOGIZE AND DEPOSIT 2/3RD OF MY SALARY SO I CAN LIVE ALONE AND JERK OFF IN MY LIVING ROOM CAUSE THAT IS WHAT A REAL MAN DOES!!!!!OOOOOOOOH GREAT, MIGHT NEED TO ORDER SOME COKE FROM MOHAMMED, HE'S ONE OF THE GOOD ONES, SO THAT I CAN SURVIVE THE WEEKEND AND CRASH OUT HORRIBLY ON SUNDAY!!!!
>>221322178the country will burn if they kick people of welfare. imagine millions of people suddenly facing starvation and homelessness in a short space of time.
>>221322203nah couldn't be arsedmy area wasn't decided by a single vote though so I'm off the hook
>>221322203felt a bit poorly desu so no
>>221322203I wanked three times yesterday
>>221322182heatherpaedo's cock twitching at the mere thought of tucking into a fungal sausage
>>221322203cant im australian
>>221322182I hate this pretend meat. If youre vegan why not have a nice vegetable curry or ratatouille instead of "steak" or "sausages" if you miss eating meat that much just eat meat
>>221322225lazy cunt
>>221322210not your best. need to keep them short
now that’s a fucking melty
>>221322203I don't "vote"
a lot of the vegan shite today is quite tasty. I had that Greggs vegan sausage roll and it's perfectly enjoyable. Also the other day my gran gave me a bag of grated vegan cheese and it was nice as well. Dunno what it was made of, it didn't melt, but it smelled and tasted of cheese.I wouldn't go out my way to buy any of this stuff but a lot of does taste fine
>>221322210and what of the cronem?
>>221322239>Dunno what it was made of, it didn't melt, but it smelled and tasted of cheese.Youre just a mong. Your opinion is completely irrelevant
>>221322239loads of vegan food is nice not a fan personally of stuff thats trying to be normal food like fake meat etc, ends up tasting like some entirely new homunculous food that bears no resemblance to anything
turns out the chairman of the party is an actual bender lol
>>221322210
>>221322236i've stared at this monkey's penis for a while, and i've come to the conclusion that his penis is larger than mine
>>221322072>>221322120Pizza hut’s big new yorker is a winner
>>221322203Felt ill so nahWould've voted Reform
>>221322203yh, i voted for Barack Hussein Obama
>>221322270scream
>>221322203we should have women with big breasts at polling stations offering free milk to those who vote
>>221322270cackling like a chimp
think im outgrowing /brit/. sorry guys
life so unfair…
>>221322203We had a poll already 6 out of 8 didnt vote
my fingers smell of bleach
>>221322309spill yer beans did ye
If Senzo Tanak is your Shidoushi rorke, then show us the dim mak...
>>221322294Wish i was handsome instead of a vile slug of a man
>FBI Boston Division has announced charges against 30 individuals involved in a major global insider trading scheme that generated tens of millions of dollars in illicit profits.>The defendants, who include corporate attorneys and other financial professionals, are alleged to have stolen and used confidential information on nearly 30 merger and acquisition deals from several of the nation’s premier law firms, including a firm headquartered in Massachusetts.
>>221322292grow up
>>221322317dunno
>tfw the most racist and handsome lad in /brit/
if you don't vote you should be sent to the army to help the people defending your right to vote
>>221322337prove it
>>221322325Nigga named god
>>221322337that’s me
sir crna gora
>>221322294insane how fucking fit he is
>>221322339alri ian wright
>>221322339No rorke, that's wrong
>>221322325>God Izraelov
GREEN SURGE
>>221322325I'm NOOOOOOTICING
There's more to life than looks
I think attractiveness and being right wing correlate quite strongly
>>221322325>berg>stein>witznow rorke, I know what you're thinking...
>>221322325um vey
>>221322350Ian Wright supports franchise by service?
>>221322347Alright don’t be gay about it but yes
I don't hate them I just feel complete and utter disdain for them
bet it feels so good being a yank and tickling deployed soldier’s wives at work while they die for zograel
please please pleas please let rorke get what he wants
need her back
mad how the covid ruse only lasted 2 years and it's been 4 years since the end of it and yet we all still want to off ourselves because of the lingering depression and sense of all-covering doom lol
>>221322392where's the money for grenfell treezuh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox1Eemj8FDo&list=RDox1Eemj8FDo&start_radio=1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox1Eemj8FDo&list=RDox1Eemj8FDo&start_radio=1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox1Eemj8FDo&list=RDox1Eemj8FDo&start_radio=1
it’s a kfc and incest porn type of night
2022 COVID edition sex arse
JUST ANNOUNCE THE RESULTS I CANT TAKE IT ANY LONGEEEWERR THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!!!!!!
>>221322398Get some booze down ya
>>221322398>we
biomass bussy
>>221321689elton johns farter sauce
>>221322339I didnt vote I just walked into the polling station and said two things. Stop the boats. Free lucy letby. Then I turned around and went home. Made my point. Dont need to participate in the charade of democracy.
mental how the wachowskis would visit a dominatrix and get injected with ketamine and humiliated while wearing dresses before they trooned
>>221322422am suppin a pint reet now lad
>>221322384my dad was in the army and he told me that if i'm looking for an engagement/wedding ring, to go to a pawn shop near a military basethey typically have a surplus of them due to soldiers whose spouses have cheated on them
The hapavirus will hit before the reuslts are announced
>>221322444omdsss
Might save myself until my wedding nightIncludes porn as well
>>221322411Actually think KFC is underrated. Probably better bang for your buck and nicer food than Maccydees now
anyone else miss the soviet union more as the years go on or is it just me?
>>221322472cringe on bloglord
Get the biomass battery farmed
>>221322468>Actually think KFC is underratedlol. you fat cunt
>>221322472Used to miss your mum then I took an arrow to the knee LOL
OHOHOHOHO OHHHHH NOOOOOOOO
New chap who started at my work was born in 2007
got a stone stuck in my gills
shambling, huffing and puffing, gormless vacant stares, heavy winter jackets under the summer sun
I'm a virgin
>>221322481grow up you 50 year old poof
>>221322488Yes America mogs us in every way possible we know bro
THEY'VE LOST GREAT YARMOUTH LOOOL LOWE MONGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>221322520It's over Leftypol has won
>>221322484Skinny as a rake me. Weird immediate assumption
>>221322509porjec ton
>>221322488But most of texas is an arid wasteland fit for nothing. Where as our green and pleasant land is gods own country
The mad bastard is actually doing it
>>221322509raped that zesty midget
>>221322493Does he leave the umbilical cord at home when he comes into work
>>221322550mental innit
>>221322537Broke: Big BenWoke: Big Bend
>>221322488let me in nigga
The sun is shining in Nigel’s england
>>221322538Great Yarmouth first?
for gods sake guys our lad addy didn’t win
>>221322324screaming kuh tim kuh tim kuh tim kuh tim
>>221322271grim if true. even mine is a bit bigger than his. dont wear boxers. you can feel the difference in as little as 2 weeks
>>221322561Rupert Lowe's party
nothing quite like evacuating my bowels of poo and feeling the freedom that comes after
>>221322557Needs terraforming
hearing that they've lost great westernshire on haye
>>221322576No that’s restore Britain
>>221322571You only need 2000 votes most of which are guaranteed if youre in a big party to earn 30k+ a year for going to a few council meetings. Corr
>>221322561Yes, Great Yarmouth First, the rest of Britain next.
2pm and deegsys steaming
Mmm
>>221322571haha what the FUCK were they thinking with these indianshas a single one won yet?
>>221322600Life's too short eh
>>221322601I love women.
>>221322576Thought it was called restore
>>221322571this guy is going to be foreign secretary in 6 years time
watching a 'nime
>>221322601clapper
>>221322577its a bit like taking a bumplug out actually
going to the north west 200 tomorrow to watch the motorbike racing and i might have a stick of rock and an ice cream while im there
>>221322626mmmkay
>>221322618he's already foreign now
Morning /Brit/ team. Having a crisp Relentless White Citrus to kick start my day. Relentless and Rockstar are okay but are definitely worse than MONSTER. But it's a new flavour so I had to try it :)
rorke shoving dragon bones into lydia's inventory
>>221322620which one
you've gone too far this time, rorke
Everyone shut up, EW has something she wants to say
>>221322618He’s currently reform UKs Spokesperson for Home Affairs
>>221322641any good? I find a lot of these new flavours end up tasting like old flavoursI remember I had that Lewis Hamilton monster and it was shit, tasted like the peach one in the peach coloured can except worse somehow
not interested in your make believe characters mate
>>221322646none of your fuckin business is it lad
Right well that's the yanks released the UFO files isn't it
>A third Great Yarmouth First victory. This one is in Magdalen, previously in Labour hands.
>>221322668You've got 24 hours in the day to spam your nonsense gimmicks, the least you can do is let her talk
you’d let her sit on you, you can admit it
>>221322571 Asaduzzaman sounds like a magic spell snd not the good kind
Right wellhttps://www.war.gov/UFO/#DOW-UAP-PR38-Unresolved-UAP-Report-Middle-East-2013
Reform Chairman David Bull used to be a member of the Conservatives, and happens to be gay. At the Brighton Pride Parade in 2007, he wore a shirt that read “I've come out... I'm a Tory.”If there’s one thing people need to understand about us, we’re a tolerant bunch. We’ve got LGBT members, ethnic minority members … I’m Jewish myself.We support strong immigration controls, a stronger police and military, incentives to manufacture in Britain, assistance for pubs and ‘third spaces’ that rejuvenate our social lives, and the spirit of liberal democracy and rule of law, with a healthy dose of civic nationalism. We’re neither fascists nor extremists.The far-left will call us ‘fascists,’ the far-right will call us ‘Tories 2.0.’The British people, however, have called us, in their voting, winners, today.
me need one dem dere goga golas
Drinking a Stella Artois team. I usually don't like Stella but I took a gamble today from my usual. Sorry if that makes you angry timcels
get the jav codes posted
>>221322715Hunter won that game
>>221322715the so called tolerant left
Thinking of going on a mad spending spree
James Bond vs Jason Bourne Death Battle
>>221322738she looks good with her hair down like that
>>221322693>tattoos>wigger hair>thin eyebrows>face like a slapped arseI'm willing to bet £100 this is a pro woman footballer.
>>221322715I wouldn’t be able to be a celebrity cause I’d just giggle if I saw that in person especially if I’d had a drink
Inscrutable, mysterious Asian women
right so that's some grainy footage of a drone
>Talks ongoing on whether to proscribe Restore Britain as a “hate group”FFS
>>221322751i think you mean he looks good with his hair down
>>221322754again, you’d let her sit on you wouldn’t you
>>221322700wtf it's like The X Files!!!
>>221322667It's okay. Flavour is a bit weak compared to other citrus energy drinks like MONSTER's The Doctor. I don't like the Lewis Hamilton one you mentioned but the Peach one is nice I think. There is a new flavour I found called MONSTER Ultra Punk Punch which is lush lush lush. Tastes like MONSTER Pacific Punch without the sugar. It's a US import currently but can be found in corner shops.
>i think you mean he looks good with his hair down
>>221322763Advocating to protect a group whos very definition isnt allowed. Obviously theyre going to get banned
>>221322754thats the famous bonnie bluethe pride of england
>>221322603Only Nixon can go to China
>>221322763They can talk as much as they like, the electorate will talk back. When will they learn that trying to shut down nationalism leads to a harder push back
>>221322775I'll keep an eye out for it thanks
bros talking to himself because no one cares about his character
I am full English R1b.
>>221322783The English flower
push back harder daddy rorke throw it back baby uh huh just like that
polling stations closed early today? none of my local ones have anyone there
YouTube
>>221321657>>221321657>>221321657Recycle
i like pulling out my hair but sometimes i pull one out and it's inexplicably completely white
COME ON O MAN
