Major League Soccer edition
major league arse wank
Sir Son Heung-Min
I voted for the magpies
Sir Fraud Alert
did the boomers tick that box more than they ticked the other box did theymuch wow
siege london
The missus after getting spanked on her bum by cronem™
im addicted to alcohol
ate a grape
>>221321873dissociation is self-preservation
>>221322700You niggas talking about poo and porn when aliens have literally been confirmed in the above post
>>221321744i'll tick your fucking box in a minute pal
cherrio!
>>221322818Got a few white hairs at the front of my scalp but cba to pull them out
>>221322822oh yeah have they have aliens been confirmed again ok ill get right on that
Catberge still asleep bless him
Magpieberg just ate blackbirdbergs children and they couldnt stop him.Pretty harrowing actually
>>221321983hog
>>221321983Vote for her to rub those tits in my face corr
Where are all the reform cucks saying Lowe would stumble at the first hurdle?
>>221322833thieving magpies
Sooner or later, they all will be goneWhy don't they stay young?
Getting my arse gang blacked
Would love love love the ayys to come down that'd be mental
>>221322833that’s outrageous
peng peng peng
>>221321983Face as a flat as a Jap
Rorke's da
Berg's left a half eaten mouse with its guts all spilling out right in the seating area of the patio a mere week after I washed and disinfected the entire thingLittle black bastard
Tallest.
>>221322818I have a bad habit of pulling out facial hair. Occasionally you'll get hairs that are bleached from the natural light but then the bit that's below the skin still has dark pigment. But yeah some are just white I guess.
babyberg won't latch :(
>>221322875Ugh...
fufufu sirry roundeye...
Alienberg won't stop making these strange noises
>>221322881>washing the patiocouldn't be me. Rain washes it, cleans itself, sorted.
You're all along the watchtower!
Do it
>>221322901lazy bastard you
Don't think you should be coming on here if you're a real adult with a wife and kids and that, not healthy to be hanging out with incel husks like us
Anyone excited to play as Boris Todbringer? I am
Catberg heard I voted for Reform and sent me this on WhatsApp, what should I do lads?
Just fucking die. Hit me online.
>>221322901You don't get algae and that?Mine gets dangerous if I don't clean it, like an oil slick in wacky races
>>221322928COME GET SOME
GF refuses to watch movies in which a dog dies in it, but promised to go see The Odyssey with me.I don't want to spoilt for her but RIP my nigga Argos.
SNIS-937fantastic porn
confiscated sonsteins gameboy till he apologises for calling me a bhenchod
mad how good i am at foodguessr
Absolutely insanely mental to me that at one point I was engaged, seems like someone else's life that
>>221321983fucking SEXOOOOObed she's good in bed you know itt. knower
>>221322947As you wish
>>221322953haven't slept a wink so at first I thought you posted that you were good at toothpaste
>>221322958did you get a younger fitter bird?
Got the slightly too skinny Chinese-Australian house DJ on again haven't I
System.
i have a retarded "friend"he is literally retarded not like "haha you're an idiot"anyway i was at his house and his mum was in the roomhe literally started saying "i wanna have sex" over and overhis mum didn't even feel awkwardtoday i realised that his mum wanks him off or something because he was looking at her when he said it
found out off my gran that my mum was previously engaged to another man prior to meeting my dad but then she met my dad, broke it off with this other chap then married my dad and had kidsfound it quite odd as my dad is a mild-mannered autistic man as well yet somehow stole my mum off this man she was engaged to
>>221322986No I got crippling depression
>>221322869More...more airbrushing? Im sorry miss asante i dont think it can take anymore
>>221322997
>>221323007oh so u felt sad :( what a reason to throw away your life lmao
>>221322997How did you meet piehead then?
>>221322997Spaino's carer's blog be like:
>>221322997Do it
>>221322869would do her... facialabuse style
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZUcplabEpQ
Fucking nasty lot you
got the burner laptop out
>>221322997vaguely recall watching that documentary about the japanese 'White Hands' service where nurse type women visit retards and wank them off to let the spackers blow off steamthey go in, glove up, have the lads shoot their muck then clean up and jobs a good 'un
sucking on this ginger lozenge and its proper hitting the back of my throat lads
>>221323008theyve done that to make her less attractive, to keep the focus on policy
>>221322997Is she fit? Im not saying coerce and blackmail her into giving you sexual favours... but is that worse than incest
where the hells diego
>>221323015was out drunk by myself and he asked for a cigarette then invited me over to his house and spent half an hour playing assassin's creed and narrating what he was doing like a literal 5 year old
No to motherless.
>>221322999Can't remember all the details because I was pissed but recently found out one of my great-grandmas was engaged to a lad who got killed in WW2 before she met great-grandadberg. If that poor lad hadn't got shot I'd never have been born, mad really
>>221322997why are you hanging out with a retard
>>221323025they're an odd bunch aren't they
Maps.
>>221323083he keeps asking me to come over, see >>221323063he has free food and drinks at his house so i get something out of it at least plus i do a good deed
>>221323037Need this on the NHS pronto
>>221323075Yeah weird how young men who got blown to smithereens in ww1 and 2 dont have direct descendants
>>221323057counting ballot papers
>>221323073um
>>221321983Booba sexo erotic
>>221322963ktin
Rorke looking at the news and wildly celebrating the fact that millionaires and billionaires are taking over our country by scapegoating immigrants
>>221323113Alright.
>>221323063>was out drunk by myself and he asked for a cigarette then invited me over to his houseIf you were a woman and got raped everyone would blame you for being an idiot
mental how politics in the UK has became zionists and thickos vs the rest of us lol grim
Mad that Iceland's actually worth shopping at now
>>221323063Surprising piehead's mum lets him out by himself
To be fair, I much prefer white men with money to brown men who are violent with no money
iceland's guerrilla viral marketing campaign still going strong then
Has Nige won yet
Leftypol looking the news and logging onto the Chinese cartoon forum to post his copes
>>221323154>the rest of us lol The brown biomass?
Yeah, cool.
>>221323158can get cheap flights to iceland where i livei'd love to check it out sometime
Only been up for two hours and might go to the pub for a cheeky uno
this little piggy went to marketthis little piggy stayed homeand this little piggy cried KAHTEEM KAHTEEM KAHTEEM all the way home
>>2213231792029 is a long way off
Get the shoe out of the ass somehow.
What will you do when we elect Sir Nigel Farage at 10:00pm on the 15th of August 2029?Well, in our place, we'll crack open a bottle of the finest Sussex bubbly to celebrate, and we'll look forward to a brilliant future ahead of us for our country.
>>221323057yere>>221323111fuck offmateythat's rlealy rude that is
Wish weed were legal here like it is for yanks. Would actually vote for whichever party did that
>>221323182good goy
Fuck it, we ball
>>221323230Not denying it
Leftypol would do much better if he didn't insist on bringing the biomass here Its a deal breaker
>>221323007>>221323013I’d like to apologise mate that was out of order and I wish you the best
Faster.
>>221323229top goy
Where's mousey?
Great Yarmouth first have won 7/7 seats announced so far with 2 to go
>>221323242The fact that this is completely obvious suggests that bringing the biomass is his terminal goal
me as fuck
me and the goydem voiting reform
>>221323266>7 of 7 announced, 2 remainright then
>>221323283sit down, smoke up, swag on
Green surge is coming any minute now
Dogwarts
Going out with my Labour mate tomorrow he's going to be fucking seething lmao
>>221323317gonna have a cheeky bumsesh are we?
I am enjoying it.
>>221323302
>>221323332The leftist media apparatus has already kicked into action to discredit Sir Rupert.
>>221323338I said Labour not Green
Leftypol shitting his cargos at the thought of a potential fascist government stripping everyone of their rights and feeding them to the billionaires
>>221323369Never mentioned who you voted so the question is still valid
>>221323350
Did the brown man run for councillor did he did he really
>>221323388they love an A&E waiting room
£4.70 for a fucking pint in South Wales piss off
>leftypol is so insufferable that people would rather deal with fascists than himYou'd think he'd get the clue at this point
>>221323406Not really fascists though are theyNot in the traditional sense of fascism
any funny youtube videos?
It's a new kind of fascism, you wouldn't like it
>>221323228well well well there he is. much shagging planned this weekend deegster
blud thinks hes modi
>>221323292Only running in great Yarmouth, clues in the name genius
Honestly think the Charlie Kirk treatment is what turned the masses waayy off leftypol. Imagine gloating and frolicking over someone's murder. Evil people.
>>221323404Pretty reasonable these days
>>221323437for someone who was in the army he comes off as a right soft prick
i cant post
This is happening all over Europe, and has been for 15 years. People don't just vote for "fascist" parties out of the blue. Mainstream parties are refusing to address concerns about immigrations in fear of being labelled racist so far-right parties will swoop in and grab all the votes.Quasimodo predicted all this.
>>221323404get 4 cans and drink them at home instead
>>221323444wasn't a great look
>>221323448Fuck off it's 1.89 for a Ruddles in spoons
>>221323444Don't think most people here know who that is
>>221323444Dont think it was even reported much on mainstream news. Most normies never heard of him
>>221323444was a funny way to die tbf. same with sir george floyd.
ok rorke, we'll see what happens when reform get in and do absolutely nothing about the cost of living nor immigration
>>221323457Can't due to auspicious circumstances. Might find a park tomorrow and just get drunk there
>>221323418https://youtu.be/eIBVxOcIgss
>>221323317blog on>>221323371leftpol loves fascism i remember when they wanted a fascist totalitarian state in 2020>>221323434girl i was kinda hooking up with has got into a relationship and that would be my only chance so no another shagless incel weekhit on quite a few girls this week too out and about in the bars but none of them want me
>>221323444yea thats tragic mate anyway heres a bradly kirk prism
Fascism's gone woke.
I voted Corbyn, Remain, Rishi and most recently Green.Natural born loser, me.
>>221323444Yeah that was a bit fucked up actuallyThey were attacking everyone who thought you shouldn't just shoot people too, very obnoxious group of people.>>221323496spin dat nigga faster
Oooh mental health not too bad today
What’s wrong with being happy about someone you don’t like being killed? Tired of people pretending to be moral and above each other when you know damn right if it was someone you personally dislike you’d not feel bad about them being shot in the throat. Could care less about Kirk’s death, I’m glad he’s dead because he was ugly and had an ugly face and I’m glad it’s rotted off the earth
>>221323510>GreenWhy'd you do that then
>>221323496s
>>221323449yet he'd heem you in under 30 seconds
awwww diddums did your feelings hurty?did the feelings preside the logic?
>>221323488plenty of fish in the sea
rorke taking the blackleftypol choosing gelding
>>221323510Mate of mine just votes for whoever's going to win so he can feel good about it, admittedly not a bad strat
>>221323488old deego still out hunting in the plains after all these years you love to see it
>>221323526gp
>>221323548what
>>221323546u know what they say about us incels... we never quit
Don't really want anyone to die meNot even the immies, just send them home and that will be grand, hope they have a nice life there just don't want to see them
might watch a film, might watch avatar fire and ash
>>221323548not really mate theyre dancing because they heard what happened to are charlie
>>221323510have u ever considered gaining a clue
>>221323562it stands for good postx
>>221323522Wanted politics of hope to make a comeback.>>221323541Might have to start doing the same.
>>221323521>i hate fascists and people who suppress freedom (of speech)!*murders someone simply for talking about things*>hahaha he deserves it nasty chud incel yaaaassss!You're an idiot if you don't see the major hypocrisy that everyone else has seen.
>>221323562general practitioner
the care BAME bunch
my friend's girlfriend set me up with her friend and I've barely even texted her cause I can't even think about what to talk about anymorei'm worthless and she's so fit too
>>221323573>politics of hope to make a comebackGot some terrible news for you mate
>>221323574Made up scenario in order to feel superior. Lame. Glad he’s dead and I hope you die too and your ugly family and any dumb cunt pets you have
>>221323585Send her my way haha
Right well
>>221323585>she's so fit tootalk to her about that
>>221323600shan't...
got some nice biscuits on the shelf that I might tuck into(nice like the place in France and not nice like the taste although I do find them to be quite nice so really they're nice Nice biscuits)
>>221323585blog on mega loserimagine having that on your plate and being too pathetic to even score the open goalbtw none of my friend's gfs or femalef riends have ever offered any help even when im asked for it with getting with their friendseven tho they all know i want wife and kids nad have money etc
mr janitor we heben een serius probleem
“fascist” is such an Americanism that fat blue hair edgelords say despite having never lived under those conditions.
>>221323608blog on
>>221323608they'd have to really hate their mate to set them up with you lol
feel like shit today and im not sure why. cant have anything to do with the complete lack of food, inhumane surplus of masturbation, and 8 hours of /brit/scrolling though thats for sure
>>221323621this year is probably the closest they've been to fascism since 1886
Always laugh when redditors downvote you for responding to them.
>>221323630fr fr but why they still want to be friends with methat's what i dont get but yes it has really pissed me off and made me semi fall out with some of them when they cockblock me after i show interest in their friendone girl did it to me twiceliterally cockblocking
>>221323635What happened in 1886
>>221323635what happened then
Rorke wanting things to be like how they were for almost all of historyLeftypol wanting transfolx to live cheek by jowl with fundamentalist desert people for some reason
>>221323595The normal reaction of a mentally sound person. Thanks for proving further how mentally unwell and venomous most leftypols actually are behind the rainbows and sparkles.
It's time...final getsuga tenshou
>>221323641I got banned from reddit for being racist
I am full Egyptian E1b1.
>>221323635and yet still a long way off
>>221323654When did I claim leftypol? I just think moralism is boring.
My pc needs to get retired and get all the money.
lefties will go to their organic supermarket and see the vegan bread is out of stock and make a post on bluesky about facism seeping into their safe space
>>221323608Because you're the gay best friend
>>221323647not sure if you're aware of this but if it weren't for the leftypols of the past, we'd still be on a 6 day work week
>>221323655getsacked trannyshou
I am full Scottish R1b.
Making up scenarios about culture wars are we.
>>221323691not gay and not their best friend lol
>>221323689Breads already vegan you twat
>umm duhh actually I'm not leftypol despite me getting enraged at your post calling out leftypolsOkay moron
>>221323655getsuggin these nuts nigga
might go for a poo
>Resident's Association takes every seat in Cheadle
>>221323635seems like all the important events happened in the last 100 years
I’m sorry if this offends you but I cannot respect a fat person. I can not respect a walking visualisation of ill discipline and self destain.
>>221323717Assuming I’m enraged. You’re just talking to yourself mate, imagining what motives and personalities the person you are talking to possesses.
>>221323731are azelia said it best
Communism is about trannies and their penises
>>221323731Everyone is fat now, it's fucking grim. People actually ask me how I eat so much and stay in shape and I just tell 'exercise' like it's esoteric knowledge to them.
diegos such a nasty incel no wonder women are scared of him
>>2213237292002: my hideous incel freak self crawled into the world
>>221323711You are not a bread expert and I worked in a bakery for a bit so I know more than you and not all bread is vegan alright?
>>221323731This offends me but by God will I defend your right to share your opinion on ANY matter, regardless of what the so called tolerant left say about it.
>>221323764It clearly is, yeast isn't sentient you dickhead
leftypol failing to notice that rorke released his shikai without calling its name thus revealing that rorke has acheived bankai in the time between their last encounter
https://i.postimg.cc/MKXZHPXS/WIN-20260508-18-04-26-Pro.jpgI am Dutch R1b.
>>221323734Yes you're just a mirage I can make zero assumptions about you from your posts. Now stop posting because you apparently possess no motives, opinions or personality. Your posts are nothing.
>>221323757hs?
>>221323740Why has she spelt everything correctly except for you (spelt u) and your (spelt ur)? Really dilutes the authenticity of the message
>>221323763you were born after 2000? what the fuck are you like 7... uh wait 2026 minus 2002 is... shit i am old this doesn't compute
Nigel "they won't even win 1%" Farage punching the wall rn
rorke you utter spunkmuffin wankpigeon
>>221323782Dire
>>221323782eat proper food
>>221323782grotty, grim kitchen
>>221323779You've definitely got R1b lips I'll give you that
>>221323793I did give you an opinion though. I’m glad he’s dead, my motives and political leanings are the imagined part
>>221323776Milkbread.Aaaaaand you've been done with a single compound word.
Remember when Leftypol thought Boris was going to put him under house arrest and then incredibly that actually happened and Leftypol begged him for more
buzzing for eurovis this year, our entry is horrid but heard a few countries and they're so good
>>221323797cus she's based and doesn't care about ur gay little spelling rules
>>221323796weird offputting negative vibes bordering on rapeyhs? look at your previous posts
>>221323823We aren't JapaneseRespond to this post to admit your concession
>>221323827Covid talk in the big 2k26 is it?Ffffuck off
>>221323828Every year I say I'm done watching it then every year I end up watching it, hope to be out this time
>>221323822Okay I don't give a shit if you just care about a person being dead because they're ugly. Stop responding to me you absolute zero thoughts single braincell drooling moron
>>221323833i've looked adn ddont see that anyhwerejust a lonely man is all i see
https://youtu.be/2v4125v-h-I*sharp teeth sucking sounds*
just wanna say love you deegs x
>>221323823You sent that freak flying.
>>221323853haha genitals are so fucking dumbsex is dumb
>Searching for posts that contain ‘Piehead’ and posts after 2026-05-01. 94 results found.This is what life-ruining mental illness looks like.
We're all looking forward to cour 4 of Bleach Thousand Years Blood War, right?
>>221323861bless your heart thank you xx
>No, noooooo, you can't just talk about the biggest thing that happened in any of our lifetimes, it ended four years ago mate, talk about the legacy of the British Empire instead
>>221323853Ouch
>>221323852You sound upset, a decidedly leftist trait!
>221323857>221323859heatherpaedo and ziedy appearing at the exact same time lol
>>221323776are you some sort of retard that thinks the only bread is hovis loaves from the shops or somethingbriochechallahnaanmilk breadI put a bit of butter in my home made bread
>>221323881Eurovision hasn't started yet though
>>221323884You sound like a retard!
>>221323870have you considered searching for your contributions in this general and thought about whether you have a mental illness? your entire life revolves around these schizos
>>221323803Great Yarmouth is such a shithole it's almost funny. I'd almost recommend going for a day out there as a laugh.
A thread an hourThis is ridiculous and cannot go on any longer
You are mind broken if you spam the update button instead of waiting for the thread to auto update after the required time
I'm actually from one of the poorest and most deprived towns in the country. Places that are regularly described as 'shitholes' seem genuinely alright in comparison.
>>221323895Struck a nerve did I?
>>221323887FOREIGN ergo NOT REAL breadsYour concession is accepted
>>221323897thanks for that nigel
Excited to see how this rustler burger series ends
>>221323928You were done because you know fuck all about anything Cope on gaylord
never understood the 'they're against nuclear power' argument against the greens, its not like we're falling over ourselves trying to build nuclear power stations and that is because building nuclear power stations is one of the most expensive and resource intensive processes on the planet and we simply can't afford to do it anymore
do you have any good fillums you can recommend me?
Why is finding a good Minecraft seed so hard
>>221323943Seethe you impotent little cuck
any updates on the cronem?
>>221323921Go to Great Yarmouth then, you'll think it's paradise.
>>221323956Mr. Bean's Holiday is "alright".
>>221323953Is it really? Maybe we should stick to oil then
Depression.
>ergo
>>221323956The Man From Earth
Pint status report: downed
>>221323956Miller's Crossing (1990)
>>221323964All been deported sorry
>>221323964I just had breakfast and will be showering soon.
>>221323956Fight Club
>>221323972except of course, well, you already know about the oil situation with a reply like that
>>221323963I've done you mate it's not me that should be seethingYou were plain wrong and refusal to admit it shows how much of a tiny man you are
Just smaller.
Mental how he believes in a sky fairy god but not rent controls
>>221323855sad lack of self awareness
>>221324009Spoken like a true cuckoldYour concession will be mounted and framed on my wall, enjoy the remainder of your miserable little day
would like to apologise for earlier when i said i have outgrown /brit/. it's just a subsection of posters i have outgrown x
>>221324021sounds like an illusion from the devil
>>221323987Just finished my first. Not sure if should get more
>>221323997horrible news, whos going to enrich our culture???>>221323999um i said cronem not canucks
*knocks on rorke's window**motions about the new*
>>221324056>>221324056>>221324056
>>221324035*puts a fork in you*This one's done
>>221324050lmaoo screaming
I want to kill myself.
